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(Continued from loot week)
CHAPTER XVI
Up the James rode Ersklne, hidtni
In the woods by day and clipping can"flously
along the sandy road by night,
rircllng about Tarleton's campflres,
?r dashing at full speed past some
careless sentinel. Often he was flred
?t, often chased, but with a clear road
In front of him he had no fear of
rapture. On the third morning he
came upon u ragged sentinel?an
American. Ten minutes later lie got
Ms tlrst glimpse of Lafayette, and
then he was hailed joyfully by none
other thun Dave Yandell, Capt. L>av
ranch-11, shorn of hie woodsman'
, dress and panoplied In the trapping
of war.
Cornwallls was coming on. Th
boy, lie wrote, cannot escape nie. Bu
the boy?Lafayette?did, and In tlm
J pursued and forced the Engllshmai
J Into a cul-de-sac. "I have given hi
' lordship the disgrace of a retreat,
, 'said Lafayette. And so?York town!
Late in August came the messagi
that put Washington's great "soul ii
arms," Rochambenu had landed si:
thousand soldiers In Connecticut, am
now Count de Orusse and a Frencl
fleet had sailed for the Chesapeake
General Washington at once resortec
to camouflage. He laid out camps os
tentatleusly opposite New York and li
plain sight of the enemy. He mai!? i
feigned attack on their posts, Ro
chaiuheau rnOved south and reache<
the Delawure before the Britisl
grasped the Yankee trick. Then ii
was too late. The windows of Phil
adelphia were tilled with Indies waving
handkerchiefs and crying bravoei
when the tattered Continentals, theli
clothes thick with dust but lutti
plumed with sprigs of green, marchei
through amid their torn hattle tlagi
and rumbling cannon. Behind fol
lowed the French in "gay white unl
forms faced with green," and martin
music throbbed the air. Down tin
Chesapeake they went in transports
and were concentrated at Williams
burg before the close of September
Cornwallis had erected works againsl
the boy, for lie knew nothing of Wash
ington and Count de Grnsse, nor Mac
Anthony and General Nelson, whe
were south of the James to prevent
escape Into North Carolina.
"To your goodness," the boy wrote
to Washington, "I am owning the most
beautiful prospect I may ever behold.'
Then came De Grnsse. who drovt
off the British fleet, and the mouth
of the net was closed.
Cornwallis beard the csnnon nnd
sent Clinton to appeal for help, hut
the answer was Washington himself
at the head of his army. And then
the Joyous nmrch.
" 'lis our first campaign!" cried
the French gayly, and the Contiuen'
talR Joyfully answered :
"'TIb our last!"
At Williamsburg the allies gathered
and with Washington's urmy came
Colonel Dale, now a general, and
young Capt. Harry Dale, who had
brought news from Philadelphia that
was of great Interest to Ersklne Dale
In that town Dane Orey tiad been a
close intimate of Andre, and that intimacy
had been the cause of much
peculation since. He had told Dave
of his mother and Early Mom. and
Dave had told him gravely that he
must go get them after the campaign
was over and bring them to the fort
1b Kentucky. If Early Morn still' refused
to come, then he must brinfj
his mntlipr anH Ha ronlfnnoil irrimlt
that no mouth would open in a word
that could offend her. Ersklne alsc
tolu of Red Oaks and Dune Grey, bill
Dave must tell nothing to the Dales?
not yet, if ever.
They inarched next morning at day
break. At sunset of the second dnj
they bivouacked within two miles ol
Yorktown and the siege began. The
allied line was a crescent, with each
tip resting on the water?I.afayette
commanding the Americans on the
right, tlie French on the left undei
Rochambeau. De Grasse, with hl?
fleet, was in the hay to cut off approach
by water. Washington him
elf put the match to the first gun
and the mutual cannonade of three
or four days begnn. The scene wat
"sublime and stupendous."
Two British men-of-war lying In thi
river were struck with hot shot and
set on fire, and tha result was full oi
(terrible grandeur. The sails caugh
and the flames ran to the tops of th<
masts, resembling Immense torches
One fled like u mountain of fire to
ward the hay and was burned to tlx
water's edge.
And then the surrender:
The day was the 19th of October
The victors were drawn up in tw<
lines a mile long on the right nn<
left at a road that ran through tin
autumn fields south of Yorktown
Washington stood nt the head of hi
army on the right, Ilochnmbean nt tin
head of the French on the left, lie
hind <>n hoth side* was a great crowi
of people to wateh the ceremonj
Slowly ont of Torbtowo marched th
British colors, cased drums beat Hi;
jb significant.Kngllsh air:
"The world turned topsyturvy."
Lord Comwallis waa sick. Genera
O'Hara hore my lord's sword. As 1?<
approached, Washington saluted an<
pointed to Genera) Lincoln, who hai
been treated with Indignity at Charles
ton.. O'Hara handed the sword t
Lincoln at once handed 1
fT ~ ' , v 't
nil I II I HI I. . I B
leDale
leefeg
Fox,dr^?
' R.H.Livingstone
between the lines the British marclie*
on and stacked arms In a nearby field
Some of them threw their muskets 01
the ground, and a British colonel bl
the hilt of his sword from rape.
.\b Tnrletou's lepion went*t>y, thre<
pairs of eyes watched eagerly for on<
face, but neither Harry nor Capt
' Dave Yundell saw Dane Grey?no;
; did Ersklne Dale.
CHAPTER XVII
To Hurry and Dave,- Dane Grey'i
| absence was merely a mystery?1<
j Ersklne it brought foreboding an(
I sickening fenr. General Dole's woun<
having opened afresh, made traveling
j Impossible, and Harry had a sllsrhi
< bayonet thrust In the shoulder. Ers
s klne determined to save them all tin
3 worry possible and to act now as tin
head of the family himself. He an
e nounced that he must go straight
t back at once to Kentucky and Cap
e tain Clark. Harry stormed unavail
11 ingly and General Dale pleaded witl
s him to stay, but gave reluctant leave
" To Dave he told his fears and Davt
! vehemently declared he, too, would g<
e along, hut Ersklne would not hear o!
i It and set forth alone.
? Slowly enough he started, hut Witt
1 every mile suspicion and fenr grew
i the faster and lie quickened Firefly's
pace. The distance to YVUllamshuni
1 was soon covered, und skirting the
town, he went on swiftly for Red
l Oaks. Suppose he were too late, but
l even If he were not too late, what
- I should he do, what could he do? Fire
1 ! fly was sweeping into a little hollow
i i now, and above the beating of hei
t hoofs in the sandy road, a clink ol
metal reached his ears beyond tin
low hill ahead, and Ersklne swerved
* ' aside into tlio hushes. Some one was
r ! coming, and apparently out of the red
* ! hall of the sun hanging over that hill
1 ' sprang a horseman at a dead run?
s . black Ephrnlm.
. j "Stop!" Ersklne cried, but the ne
. ' gro came thundering on, as though
1 he meant to ride down anything in
? his way. Firefly swerved aside, am
i Epliraitn shot by, pulling In with liotl
- : hands and shouting: "Murse Ersklne
. j jui.^iiii, xiiiiok uawu you si
t j conic." >\ hen he wheeled he canit
hack ut a gallop?nor did he stop.
I "Come on. Mnrse Krskine!" he cried
> "No time to waste. Come on, suh!"
t With a few leaps Firefly was
abreast, and neck and neck they rnn
i while the darky's every word con
: lirnied the Instinct and reason thai
' had led Krskine where he was.
i "Yassuh, Miss Barbary gwlne t<
i rnn away wid dat mean white man
Yassuh. dis very niKlit."
I "When did lie ?et here?"
"I>ls niawnin'. He been pesterln
her an' pleadin' wid her all day an
i she lieen cryln' her heart out. bul
mammy say she's gwlne wid lilm
Tears like she can't he'p herse'f."
"Is be alone?"
"No, suh, he >jot an orflcer an' foui
sojers wid him."
. "How dirt they get away?"
> "lie say as how dey waa on a scout
I In' party an' 'soaped."
I "Does lie know that Cormvnllls haf
t surrendered?"
"Oh, yassuh, he tol* Miss Burlmr\
1 dat. Dat's why he says he got to gii
isway right now an' she got to go wlr
1 hint right now."
"Did lie say anything about (lenerai
I Dale and Mr. Harry?"
"Yassuh. he Ray del (ley's all rlghl
1 an' dat dey an' you will he hot on hit
1 trucks. Dnt's why mammy tol' me tr
ride like de dehhll an' hurry you on
> suh. Dis arternoon." the negro went
' on, "he went ovah to dat cuhin I tol
' you 'bout un* got dat American unl
' form. He gwlne to tell folks on rtt
way dat dent udders is his prisoner.an'
he takln' dent to Richmond. Del
(ley gwlne to sep'rate an' he an' Ml?
Harhnry gwlne to git married some
whur on de way an' dey goln' on an
f sail fer England, fer he say If he git
captured folks'll won't let him b<
i prisoner o' war?dey'll Jes up an
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i.lie joes not consist In holding i
' good hand, but In playing a bad han<
well.
In the Middle ages they had Uttli
doubt that their souls were to
, ?v,l.
In politics one finds that the lm
j I portance of rewarding people can't to
ft ..
. .
Mot nun. An* oat wwr mim bmbary
oioa' to death an' he'p make bar
go wld him. Mammy heab'd ever*
word dey say."
Ersklne's brain was working fast,
but no plan would come. They would
lie six against him, but no matter?he
urged Firefly on. The red ball from
which Kphrnlm had leaped had gone
| down n<>w. The chill autumn darkness
was settling, hut the moon waa
rising full and glorious over the black
expanse of trees when -the lights of
Red Oaks flrst twinkled ahead.
The negro turned from the road
through a gate, and Ersklne heard
the thud of his horse's hoofs across
the meadow tnrf. He rode on slowly,
hitched Firefly as close to the edge
of the road as was safe, and crept to
the edge of the garden, where be
could peer through the hedge. The
hall door was open and the hallway
lighted; so was the dining room; and
there were lights In Barbara's room. |
j There were no noises, not even of ant- |
I mnl life, and no figures moving about
j or In the house. What could he do!
t One thing at least, no matter what
hapiiened to him?he could number
e Dane Grey's days and make this night
' his last on earth. It would probably
be his own last night, too. Impap
tlently he crawled back to the edge o|
the ropd. More quickly than he expected.
he saw Ephralm's figure slipping
through the shadows toward him. ,
"Dey *s jus' through supper," he reported.
"Miss Barbary didn't eat wld
> 'oui. Khe's up in her room. D*t ud1
der orflcei been stonnln' at Marse
1 Grey an' liurryln' him Up. Mammy
5 : been lioldln' de little missus back all
t i she can. She say she got to make j
i? like she heppln* her pack."
' "Ephralm," snld Ersklne quickly,
. "go tell Mr. Grey that one of his men
- j wants to see him right away at the
t . sundial. When he starts down the
path you run around the hedge and
be on hand in the bushes."
1 "Yossuh," and the boy showed his
I teeth In a comprehending smile. It
1 I was not long before he saw Grey's
' ' tall figure easily emertre from thp hnll
r , door and stop full In tlie light. He
saw Ephralm slip around the corner
1 and Grey move to the end of the
porch, doubtless in answer to the
' black boy's whispered summons. For
a moment the two figures were nio'
tlonless and then Ersklne began to
1 tingle acutely from head to foot. Grey
came swiftly down the great path,
which was radiant with moonlight. :
. As Grey neared the dial Ersklne j
' . moved toward him, keeping In u dark i
shadow, but Grey saw hhn and called '
In a low tone but sharply:
"Well, what is it?" With two paces ,
more Krskine stepi*ed out into the
j moonlight with his cocked pistol at
Grey's breast.
' "This," he said quietly. "Make no
noise?and don't move." Grey was
startled, but he caught his control Instantly
and without fear.
"You ure a brave man, Mr. Grey,
1 and so, for that mutter, Is?Benedict
1 Arnold.*
J "Captain Grey," corrected Grey insolently.
"I do not recognize your rank. To
me you are merely Traitor Grey."
"You are entitled to unusual freedom
of speech?under the Circumstances."
' "I shall grant you the same free
doin." Ersklne replied quickly?"In a
moment. Twice you have said that
* you would tight me with anything, any
time, any place." Grey bowed slightly.
"I shall ask you to make those
words good nnd I shall accordingly
choose the weapons." Grey bowed
again. "Enhralm 1" The hnv ?tonnoH I
from the thicket.
"Ah," breathed Orey, "that black
devil!"
"Aln' you gwlne to shoot him,
Marse Brsklne?"
"Kphrnim !" said Erskine, "slip lulu
the hall very quietly and bring me the
two rapiers on the wall."
Krsklne addressed Orey. "I know
more of your career than you think,
^ Two British Men-of-War Lying in the
\ River Were Struck With Hot 8hot
, and Set on Fire.
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Orey. You have been u spy an well
i as n traitor. And now you are crown*
Ing your Infamy by weaving some
1 spell over nty cousin and trying to
carry her away In the absence of her
father and brother, to what unhupplt
: ness Clod only can know. I.can hardly
- hope that you appreciate the honor
I .mil tiding >uu.
"Not as much as I appreciate your
* courage and the risk you are taking."
Erskine smiled.
;
e CARS. TRUCKS. TRACTORS
SERVICE
FARTS
The risk Is perhaps less than jom
think." 1
"You have not been Idle?"
"I have learned more of my father's
swords than I knew when we
used them lust."
"I am glad?It will he more interesting."
Krsklne looked toward the
house and moved impatiently.
"My brother officer has dined too
welt," noted Grey placidly, "and the
rest of my?er?retinue are gambling.
We are quite secure."
"All!" Erskine breathed?he had
seen the black boy run down the steps
with something under one arm and
presently Ephraltn was In the shadow
of the thicket:
wive one 10 mt. urey, Ephralra,
and the other to roe. I believe you
aid on that other occasion that there
was no choice of blades?"
"Quite right," Grey nnswered, skillfully
testing his bit of steel.
"Keep well out of the way, Ephralm."
warned Ersklne, "and take this
piatol. You may need it, If I am
worsted, to protect yourself."
"Indeed, yes," returned Grey, "and
kindly Instruct him not to use it to
protect you." For answer Ersklne
sprang from the shadow?discarding
formal courtesies,
"En garde!" he called sternly.
Grey was cautious at first, trying
out his opponent's increase in skill:
"You have made nia ked improvement."
"Thank you." smiled Krskine.
"Your wrist Is much stronger."
"Naturally." Grey Imped backward
"1 Know More of Your Caroor Than
You Think, Grey."
and aarrle.l lust In tln?? ?
thrust that a-qs like a ilart of lightning.
"Ah! A Frenchman taught you
that."
"A Frenchman taught me all the
little I know."
"I wonder If he taught you how to
meet this."
"He did," answered Erskine, parrying
easily and with an answering
thrust that turned Grey suddenly
anxious. Constantly Grey maneuvered
to keep his hack to the moon, and
just us constantly Erskine easily kept
him where the light shone fairly on
both. Grey began to breathe heavily.
"I think, too," said Erskine, "that
my wind is a little better than yours
?would you like a short resting
spell?"
From the shadow Ephraim chuckled,
ana Grey snapped:
"Make that black devil?"
"Keep quiet, Ephraim 1" broke In
Erskine sternly. Again Grey maneuvered
for the moon, to no avail, and
Erskine gave warning:
"Try that again and 1 will put that
moon In your eyes and keep it there."
Grey was getting angry now and was
beginning to pant.
"Your wind is short," said Erskine
with mock compassion. "I will give
you a little breathing-si>*ll presently."
Grey was not wasting his precious
breath now and he made no answer.
"Now I" said Erskine sharply, and i
Grey's blade flew from his hand and
lay like a streak of silver on the dewy
OTP QQ HPAV pnchnH I*
"D?n you!** he raged, and wheeled
furiously?patience, humor, and cau- ;
tlon quite gone?and they fought now !
In deadly silence. Ephrnlm saw the
British officer appear In the hall and
walk unsteadily down the steps as
though he were coming down the path,
but he dared not open his Hps. There
was the sound of voices, and It wns
evident that the game had ended In a
quarrel and the players were coming
up tin? river hank toward them. Krskine
heard, hut If Grey did he at |
first gave no sign?he was too much
concerned with the death that faced
him. Suddenly Krskine knew that
Grey had heard, for the fear In his
face gave way to a diabolic grin of
triumph and he lashed suddenly Into
defense?If he could protect himself
only a little longer! Krskine had delayed
the finishing stroke too long und
he must make It now. Grey gave
way step by step?parrying only.
The blades flashed like tiny bits of
lightning. Krsklne's face, grim and
Inexorable, brought the sick fear hack
Into Grey's, and Krskine saw his enemy's
lips open. He lunged then, his
blade went true, sank to the hilt, and
Grey's warped soul started on its way
with a craven cry for help. Krskine
sprang hark into the shadows and
snatched his pistol from Rphralm's
Imnil
"(Jet out of the way now. Tell them
I did It."
Onee he looked back. He saw Barbara
at the hall door with old mammy
behind her. With a running leap he
vaulted the hedge, and, hidden in the
litixhes, Kphraiiu heard Firefly's hoofs
ben dog ever more faintly the sandy
road.
(To be continued next week.)
And 80 It Would Bel
Movie Director (visiting Niagara
Falls)?By Jove, Bill I 1/ we could
fix It so aa to let the heroine get about
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SWATOW EXPOSED
TO THE TYPHOON
City That Was Nearly Wiped Out
Is Least Protected of
Chinese Ports.
SQUATS ON ALLUVIAL PLAIN
Coolies and Embroidery Have Helped
Make It an Important Town?One
of the Beet Eastern Markets
for Foreign Goods.
Washington.?Swatow, all but swept
off the map by a typhoon, was put
there by coolies and embroidery, says
a bulletin from the National Geographic
society. The coolies go soueh
to the Straits Settlements, whence
they send home much money and come J
themselves when their toll In the tropics
has won them a competence.
Just as the Canton Chinese have lm- :
pressed themselves on America, the
Nlngpo merchants made their way In
most of the trade marts of China, and
the Shantung coolie on the battlefields
of France, so the Swatow coolie has
had his share In the development of
the Straits Settlements and more than
one has risen to affluence thereby.
Relief Measure Creates an Industry.
Swatow also produces a peculiar
grass cloth or native linen, made, not
from flax, but from a form of hemp.
Table sets of this material, embroidprpd
In urhlta aw aaa fwn
? ? ?? v? vvuiiaoiUIK L'UIUI O,
with storks and drngon.s and other
fanciful designs, are admired and
prized throughout the world. This Industry
was started hy a missionary as
a means of relief during one of the
many disasters from which Swntow
has suffered, and It has attained huge
proportions. Swatow embroidery,
drawn work and grass cloth today are
"best sellers" In native shops from
Hongkong to Shanghai.
If In China you overhear a reference
to "Swatow Blues," do not conclude
that the city Is going In for Jnzz. An
Important Swatow product Is indigo,
and the city has a full share In making
China "the land of the blue gown."
Leading Market for Foreign Goods.
The influx of money from the
Straits and the Philippines Is so great
that Swatow can always import more
than It exports, and It has been one of
the best markets for foreign goods to
be found on the whole wrinkled coast
of China.
Sugar la also one of Swatow's chief
products and the British and American
consulates are situated near the
main rtflnery on Kakchloh. Hongkong,
however, Is winning away the
sugar trade from Swatow, which was
once the center of sugar production.
The fields Inland from Swatow produce
huge crops of sugar cane, and
the Mandarin oranges of the region
are famed throughout the East.
Swatow's Location Invites Di&ater.
One of the Important ports that hide
here and there along the very irregular
coast line of China, Swatow's misfortune
is that of being less protected
from the sea than her neighbors to the
north and south. Shanghui Is several
miles up the Woosung. Hangchow, the
city of the famous tidal wave or bore,
which resembles the one in the Bay
of Fundy, Is far enough from the sea
to escape the force of the storm.
One ascends for miles between lowlying
bapks, dotted with Icehouses for
preserving fish before coming to Nlngno,
Foochow is several hours' run
up the Min. Amoy Is situuted very
much like Swatow, but lies oft much
higher ground. Hongkong Is on the
landward aide of the Island of Victoria
and the safety of Its harbor Is as
famous as Its beauty.
Swatow owes Its existence to the
Ban Kiang, whose muddy waters built
up the low plain on which a small Ashing
Tillage grew to a treaty port of
considerable importance. And It Is
upon the low-lying alluvial plain on
both banks of the Han that the port
depends for its Importance. j
From August to October, the typhoons
sweep np the Chinese const,
and opposite Swatow the hills of southern
Formosa form a funnel whose
.force Is most felt along the low-lying
const In which Swntow squats. So potent
are the winds that many of the
missionary buildings are hid among
the low hills of Kakchloh, across the
tempestuous roadstead from Swatow
proper. j
To the tourist Swatow Is an uninteresting
city. It has only one good
road, that the newly macadamized
Malo 01* great road, which more or less
parallels the wharves from the large
piers of the ocean-going vessels to the
tiny havens to which the Ashing honts
and un-rlver 1unks rennlr
Rooster Hatching Brood.
Rutland, O.?Emory Ralph Is boosting
of a game rooster In his thick
which has taken up the "setting" duties
of a hen. Ralph says the rooster
has been sitting on a clutch of eggs
for more than ten days and leaves the
nest only once a day to feed. Ralph
also asserted that the little bird will
Oght anything or unybody that approaches
the nest.
Tsblet to ^Delicious" Apple Tree.
Wlnterset, la.?A tablet, commemorating
the original "delicious" apple
tree, a variety which In the last 2.1
years has been planted In neurly all
apple-growing sections, was dedicated
recently at Wlnterset.
Prompt.
"Villi nr? Rtrnnir In mmr iimiuo nt
the Brokers and Stokers Magazine."
"I am."
"Yet they have never printed any
of your poetry."
"No, but It doesn't take thein two
months to decide that my stuff won't
do. They get It back to me In the
next mail."?Louisville Courier-Journal.
Pollcel
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and 35c packages, bearing
above trade-mark.
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:| Promise of Napoleon to ' |
Marshal Ney Carried Out i|
Faris.- -The promise made by
:j; Napoleon to Murshnl Ney has
I|1 Just been fulfilled l?y tlie comnils- jit
;i; sion governing tae Soar valley ;?
I;l| under the supervision of the l;i
I|;l League of Nations. The conimls- jl|
;l|; slon has authorized the lnstitu11;
tion of a supreme eourt at Saar- |;l|
lil louln, the celebrated marshal's ii i
birthplace.
Ill It Is a town of less than 10.- |;l;
III 000 inhabitants, which was the l;>
;|; old capital and military strong- ;l?
|l| hold when the Saar was a ? !
I; French province. When General L j
Mangin passed through the Saar ft
I;; with his troops on the way to S |
l|;l the Rhine some of the old inhale z<
Itants who retained French sym|!|
patliles reminded him of the em- >2
ji; proper authorities." ? i
III "But I'm not Napoleon's sttc- ft
l|;l cesser." General Mnngln replied. >2
;l; "ntni the Judiciary Is not my line. ft
III I will pass on the request to the ft ,
jl;l proper uutliorties." ft
;>!; General Mangin was relieved ii
III of his command in the Rhlnelnnd ft
l|;l before he could take steps in the ft
;i; matter, but the Saar commission ft
!;<! found no objection to the proj- ft 1
III eet, since It was not only grnti- ft j
|l|; fylng to the town of Snnrlonls, ft |
hut was considered of real util- ft ^
OLD FAITHFUL IS OUTDONE |
New Yellowstone Geyser Starts Business
on Fiftieth Anniversary of
the National Park.
Yellowstone, Wyo.?With n prodigious
cough on the fiftieth anniversary
of the opening of Yellowstone park as
n national playground, a new geyser
spouted Into the air from an old hot
mudhole, shooting higher than "Old
Faithful" and smashing all previous
records for altitude.
II. M. Albright, superintendent of
the park, took a look at the newcomer
to the wonders of the place and decided
to cnll It the Seini-tVntenninl
geyser. A motoring party tlrnwn close
to the Innocent old mudhole called It j
various other things, for the machine j
and members of the group were bathed
In gooey mud and pelted witti bricklike
fragments of rock, apparently
baked mud. Government rangers later
formed a guard around the place.
Tlte new geyser Is near Hearing
mountain. Its tirst eruption threw
mud and stones 8(H) feet In the air.
Trees in n wide radius were coated
with slime, which quickly dried and
left them wearing a dry gray crust.
The mudhole had been tranquil for
many years.
Tourists (locked from many miles
away to see the new wonder, which
has set ttself nn hourly schedule for
Its eruptions.
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MINE MULE KEEPS EYESIGHT
He Spends Hln Life in Dark Tunnels,
but Does Not Go
Blind.
Hazleton, I'a.?The coal-mine mule.
which ordinarily spends years of his
life In the darkness of mine tunnels
far under ground, retains his eyesight
even though he does not use his eyes.
So veterinarians In the anthracite
region have determined, following examination
of many of the mules-which
have been brought to the surface since
the mines closed down last spring.
With this announcement the veterinarians
exploded a theory held by many
for years?that because he did not
have any use for his eyes, the mule
lost his sight.
The coal-mine mule usually begins
life like any common farm mule. Once
he becomes a mine worker, however,
things change. He Is sent far under
ground Into the dark workings of the
hard-coal mines and there he stays,
often for the -emalnder of his life.
Helng a hardy animal, he sometimes
remains in the mines for 20 years
without seeing daylight.
When the mules were hoisted to the
surface and turned loose upon the
companies' properties, some of them
blinked a bit at the sunlight. When
the veterinarians looked them over
they found their eyes were there and
as good as ever.
The Mysterious Stranger.
"Well, sir," said tlio gaunt Missourian,
"a powerful funny tiling happened
to me while I was In town yesterday.
I was sorter standing around, as it
were, when a tollable well-dressed feller
ennie up, stnek out his hand and
called nie out of my name. When I
told him who I was he congratulated
me on resembling a mighty fine man,
told me his own name, and then
walked away, without mentioning anything
about heing a candidate for
CAUGHT IN PASSING jj
A perfectly good lie sometimes falls
to serve lis purpose.
Itest cure for complaining la a realization
of how little good it does.
Civilization gathers up a lot of "Im-'
proveiuents" that are very trying. J
The longer some people live ths
less popular they are with themselves.
A man often feels the loss of his
first wife most after securing a second.
^
Speaking of well-preserved women.
Lot's wife wag probably the best of
them.
It gives us a terrific Jolt every time
we hear our friends praise our enemies.
Every time a man has his fortune
told he g<-ts rid of a small portion of
It.
A few people read the Declaration
of Independence and tell the rest
what's in It.
llardlv ever. now. does the splendor
of anything surprise you because of
Its cheapness.
His good health, says a vegetarian,
Is the result of eating no meat and
chewing it well.
Wages of sin Is death; and the salary
of sin doesn't go on for a noticeably
longer period.
Romantic names can he given the
children, hnt what If they should try
to live up to them?
A feud Is usually the result of too
much silent contemplation and not
enough church socials.
Almost as soon as a man Joins a
Don't Worrx club tliey begin making
trouble for him nhmit his dues
Don't make a nasty muss of blowing
"tit your brains; if you want toj
kill yourself drink lots of Ice water.
HAD NO BUSINESS TO CRAWL
Motorist's Ingenious Plea Only Made
Judge Look at the Case a Little
More Sternly.
"How fast were you going?"
"Your honor, I was just crawling
along."
"it's rather curious that most of the
people wito are charted in this court
with speeding say they were "crawling
along.' "
| "Your honor, I'm a professional aviator.
An ordinary observer might have
thought my car was traveling at high
spied, but to me It was crawling."
"Ahem! I understand your point of
view exactly, and out of respect to
your hazardous profession, where
speed is essential to safety, I'll tine
you for crawling."?Birmingham
Age-IIcrald.
A Dying Request.
"It seems odd to hear grand opera
In a 'hot dog' establishment."
"It's this way," said the proprietor.
"When I installed that machine for
my guests I had nothing but Jazz records.
The other day a gentleman in
reduced circumstances catue in. He
told me confidentially that he didn't
Have but a nickel between himself and
i starvation, but he asked me as a favor
to an unfortunate who might fill
a pauper's grave in less than ten days
to cut out the jazz."?Birmingham
Age-IIernld. ,
Deer as Bush Slashers.
W. J. Murray Hihbon, the successful
novelist, in writiinr of tCronoh-Cnnnitl.
an (Snides in the Nineteenth Century
Iteview, tells a tale <>( one culled Van,
of TohWpte river, encountered in his
own spacious ch'uriug:
"Must have taken some work to
clear this hush," 1 remarked. "Not a
hit," he said. "All it cost me was a
little salt. It v:.s the deer that did
It?a shot of salt at the root of each
hush, and they cleared the whole
I yard."
All He Had.
Alfred?"Say. Morris wait! Have
you a minute to spure?" Morris?'
"Yes. hut nothing else. Make It
?nappy." J
A. racking
[&neivjl;-r iierc.c.clie
I MENTHOiLATtJM |
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY?I want
a good, reliable man t go into busiiio.-s
for himself in the east half
of Ch"- Urli-'U! County Silling Rnwleigh's
(J?mm| IK- ,1th Products to
farmers. !' rmanrnt, profitable
ami pleasant. Very little capital requii
tl. See me personally.
3p- 10 E. 11. Melton, Angelus, S. C.
MEN ami women average $1.00 per
hour selling hosiery, four pairs
guaranteed to wear four months or
new hosiery free. We pay 30 per
cent commission. Free samples to
worhing agents. Complete line of
wool and heather mixtures. This is
the l>ig hosiery season. Experience
unnci i . ary. Entries Hosierv WnrW
P:ir, Pa. ltp-47CITATION
NOTICE
The State of South Carolina,
County of Chesterfield,
!>v M. .7. llouj*h, l'robatc Judge:
Whereas Mis. Nancy A. Odom
made : it . t me to riant her betters
of Administration of the estate and
etfccts of W. .1. Odom, deceased.
These ate, herefore, to cite and ad
| mom m mi and singular the kindred
; and 01 'liters of the said W. J. Odom,
deceased tint they l?e and appear before
me in the Court of Probate, to
be held at Chesterfield, S. C., on the
i 5th day of October, next, after pub;
lication hereof, at 11 o'clock in the
forenoon, to show cause, if
, any they have, why the said Administration
should not be granted.
1 Given under my hand this 20th day