The Chesterfield advertiser. [volume] (Chesterfield C.H., S.C.) 1884-1978, January 05, 1922, Image 2
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OH, THESE WOMEN!
Talk about women not being as
smart as men, what do you think of
T this? 8*
Mrs. Helen Dexter, of Waukegan,
Illinois, is reported in the daily press
as having beat the United States government
out of $100.00 per month in
this unique manner. She married
twelve men from different parts of
the country, men who had served ir.
the army and collected their allotments.
After each marriage she
found another ex-soldier until she
had twelev marriages to her credit or
discredit and not a single divorce.
All this in three years when Uncle
Sam stepped in and arrested her an^J
put on her the only checks she will
get.
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GOLD GALORE
Much gold is coming into the United
States from foreign couatries.
One New York bank recently received
seven tons of gold, worth $18,000,000.
The only trouble about that gold
was that it was unloaded in Wall
L street where the bankers there are!
^supposed to have money.
I If a few barrels of it would come
to South Carolina we would all think
the millenium just about due.
y THE LYNCHING RECORD
In- 1920 there were 64 lynchings,
tided among the states as follows:
oriel a, Mississippi, each 7; Califor^
Minnesota, North Carolina, Okk;
each 3; Arkansas, Illinois, Kan^^S^^tentucky,
Missouri, Ohio, South
Vrginia, West Virginia each
^Hl^overng 18 states.
GERMANY'S DEBT
I The debt of Germany to the Allies
f has been estimated at 132,000,000,,
000 gold marks and it would weigh
i 52,000 tons. It is also calculated that
I it would take 85 freight trains of 40
I cars each to transport thai amount of
^gold. It is not at ail likely that these
85 freight trains will be called upon
j. to transport that gold in a hurry.
Large bodies move slowly and that
t[ much gold from GermanywU[jy|L i
B and little girls
l^rand children.
another debt that
debt never
I^^H^^^^^^Hrriliced to appease the
Gereman war lords.
SCHOOL CONFERENCE
jPr PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
program for the Chesterfield
^ Hunty Sunday School SupcrintcnConference
to be held at the
m^HTytcf'ian Church in Chesterfie'd
^H^^Frucsday, .ffinuary 10, has been
^^Bornpleted and everything is ready for
Hhc meeting.
H Among the subjects that will be
^Ediscus.sed ; )< : "How to Increase the
^R&lembership and Attendance," "How
^ to Make the Sunday School Program
y Interesting and Helpful," "How to
! Teachers," and
the Pupils to Christ."
^^^^ ^^^^^^vintendcnt, Leon C. Palthat
necessary
cards, charts, record blanks,
^^^^^Yiteraturc for putting into etfect
B^Bse new plans will be furnished free
each superintendent attending the
I^Hd n f er e n c e
HL Beginning promptly at 11 :00 A. M.
Pth? conference will go right to work
' and every moment will be filled until
adjourning time, 3:00 P. M.
!|tj|icnature campaign to be
LAUNCHED THIS MONTH
E Columbia, Jan. 2.?Backed by the
B^Kdorsements of the executive counraiind
agricultural committee of the
-flout h Carolina bankers' Assocation
|?ihd four of the district groups of the
^dissociation, and by leading farmers
[pnd business men in every county, a
Bfvery active campaign for signatures
^?to the cotton cooperative mnrketing
will be launched in January
in practically ^^vcotton growing
county in the stf.J . The ^irr.p.?ign
will continue until contracts representing
400,000 bales are signed up.
The organization committee has until
May 1 in which to sign the necessary
number but hopes to be able to get
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the number long before that date.
Harry G. Kaminer, president of the
South Carolina Cotton Growers Cooperative
Association, said Saturday |
that Col. Clarence Ousley of Texas,'
formerly assistant secretary of ag-|
riculture, Dr. Bradford Knapp, Arkansas
and Clarence Poe of North
Carolina would probably speak in the
state some time in January or February
and-other well known authorities
on cooperative marketing of cotton
will also be divided to speak to f
the people of the state.
Reports from Texas, Mr. Kaminer
said, tell of the continued satisfaction
of the farmers of that state with the
results being obtained through the
Texas Association which is handling
this year's crop in that state.
WORRIED WIVES?READ THIS
Half Sick, Cross Husbands Will B?
Helped By Gude's Pepto-Mangan _
Is he "cross as a bear" when he
comes home? Is he nervous and a
bit pale and always tired? You can
help him back ot health with Gude's
Pepto-Mangan. He is run-down, and
Pepto-Mangan, the wonderful blood
tonic with the right kind of iron in it,
will build him up. Help your husband
get plenty of red blood and he will be
weil and good-natured again^ and
stronger, too. Good blood, good
health, makes happy good humor?
that is the way it goes. IF you don't
give him some kind of a tonic he will
probably get worse?they usually do.
Go to the drug store and ask for
Gude's Pepto-Mangan in liquid or
tablet form. It is pleasant to take and
works wonders if taken daily for a
tew weoks. Adv.
DOSS TIRES?Mileage materpiecs
the Extra Ply assure :he extn
mileage, fabrics 8000 v.:;los guaranteed.
J. G. Lowccy,
4tp-2 ^ Waxfor.l.
HATCH YOUR CHICKS EARLY
I have six pens of S. R. I. Reds
mated now, and can furiv. h eggs on
short notice. Prices are 2.00, $.'1.00
and $5.00 per setting of 15.
A few good dark -red cockerels for
sale that will help your flock. Get the
kind that is popular and be ready for
the early shows next year.
J. W. Haim-i.
WE GUARANTEE 00 per week
for full time or 75c. an hour for
spare time selling guaranteed Hosiery.
Agents making $75.00 to
$100.00 per week. Good hosiery is
M .nJiflftMn jwg Mtrggtiiit
easily. Free samplCs to our walking
agents. Eagle Hosiery Mills,
Darby, Penn.
A. F. DAVIS MARKET
The Finest Fresh Meats
The Best Fancy Groceries
High Grade Canned Goods
The Best of Everything for the
Table
A. F. DAVIS MARKET
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BEST OF HUMOR *
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Psrfsctly Frank.
"Wr at an awful gash you kave oo
your fjrehead!" 4*Oh, neat to nothing."
The Exchange.
Esau sold his birthright for a mesa
of potage. "I was try lag to do my
Christinas shopping early," he Cried.
She Held It. %
N'nrth "Wo Heaves Kill r*n a nru>kd#.
book lu our family." West?"Does
your wife ever give you auy money T"
Encouragement.
"The first hundred years are the
hottest," said the devil as a new arrival
registered."?Life.
At the Source.
"Have you heard today's gossip?"
"No, I haven't."
"Then I guess there Isn't any."
Or Much of Her.
"Clothes do not proclaim the man.'
"No, but they often reveal the
woman."
Give Him Time.
"Isn't Charley Castleton one of
Adele's former husbands?"
"Not yet."?Life.
Out of Piaoe.
"It's no fool job, 1 tell you."
"Then why undertake It?"?Boston
Transcript.
Hie Reply.
Lavlnaky?"Which Is the biggest diamond
in the world?" Sklvlnsky?"The
Cohen-noor, of course."
Far From It'l
"Was that your wife I saw yon with
last night?" "I should say hot I That
was a friend of mine."
Can't Refuse This wne.
Professor?"What do you use a fuse
for?" Student?"To burn out."?Scl
ence and Invention.
Not Immune.
Strange?"That's queer!" .deary?
"What's queer7" Strange?"Why, how
temptation picks on married men."
Acoommo' ating.
"T* this blueberry or raspberry pie,
waiter?"
"Whichever you ordered, sir."
SiandOr.
The Rattlesnake?I don't see why
tJbey call submarines and poison gaa
vipers. I always rattle.
Another Viewpoint.
Beginner (after related failures)?
"Funny game, golf." Caddie?" Taint
meant to be."?Punch.
Choice of Evlla.
"Why do you want to marry during
your f.rst season?" "I'd rather be
IWfrtetf- V J Af ffthn a*~chaparon."?Life.
CATS FOLLOW FISH DEALER
Animate of 8heepshead Bay Regular
ly Take the Trail of the Peddler
Like the pled piper, the Sheepshead
Bay fleh dealer has a following of cats
as he pushes his cart through the residence
section on Friday morning, says
the New York Sun. The cats for
blocks away hear his shrill cry of
"Fresh fish!" or perhaps smell his cargo
and come slyly through the streets
for a chance at a delectable bit of sea
food.
When the Ashman gets a customer
he cleans and scales the Ash on the
ground. This Is the chance for the
neighborhood cats. Their part of the
feast consists of the discarded heads
and tails of fluke and sea bass.
Obtaining a prised portion, most of
the cats break for home to enjoy the
repast, while others not so fortunate
hang on the peddler's heels and follow
him about until he finally makes
a sale and penults theiu to profit on
his loss.
An Interpolation.
"The old-time revivalist," says
Maine man, "often possessed a gift
of gentle satire which stood him In
good stead. At a camp-meet Ing In my
state years ago a young mun made
himself so obnoxious during a prayer
that the old preacher rounded off one
of his sentences rather abruptly.
" 'Now, Lord,' he then continued,
without a trace of Irritation, 'we
pray that Thou wilt In the mightiness
of Thy power take that young
man In the fourth seat and make bis
A C #-An. Mn AO lilf. A U
ilea11 aa nee iiwm oiu no mo neau M
from sense.' "
R. L. McMANUS
Dentist
Cheraw, JS. C.
At Chesterfield Monday and Wednesday
evenings.
At Pageland Tuesday.
At Mt. Croghan Wednesday mornng.
At McBee Thursday.
At Cheraw Friday and Saturday.
By Charles Soghroc
Wfftrm Nnnpspw Dmwi
CAK4V GrtT KT ^nVJL [
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.7 SPLINTERS ;
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| IIm fen la mightier than the float.
Hope deferred gives one cold feet.
, Host cheety men are narrow minded.
Oreatest fault of conscience la tardiness.
One never "suspects" himself; he
knows.
Indolence end slov enliness ere bosom
friends.
Rich men rarely have frivolous
' opinions. * An
ent Is praised, but e butterfly
is admired.
A successful men never admits he
had any luck.
{ So much common sense consists In
t saying nothing.
Kvery sensible pneumococcus loves
a dosed window.
It's easier to collect e crowd than a
dollar far charity. ,
A Summer garden knows first when
autumn is coming.
Humbugs -multiply as fast as any
other kind of bugs.
The middle aisle Is the most satisfactory
bridal path.
Let's be thankful. Our blessings outnumber
our troubles.
In danger of becoming obsolete:
**I beg your pardon."
D..? fKa arsnlKad ^ ?
I kjui uiv vuiuiuuo ut mci umwn inc
line at stage money.
In every vote of confident* there la
tome silent dlsaldence. .
t * ? ?
It'a pretty eaay to be liberal with
other people's money.
Modesty Is a virtue that many people
would blush iu owu.
How we dislike to pay for things
we have hud the usfe of.
Every man possesses something that
some other man envies.
The rising generation ought to
patronize aviation schools.
Amiability often Invites Impertinence;
but risk It, anyway.
No matter how good your credit
may be. your cash la better.
The Pockethopk-la the^nnat
pQGtf; not the beat seller.
When a man says "I'll think It
over," he has aliyady decided.
Speach Is truly free only when the
vast majority want to hear it.
Some fortunes remain unmade because
they are too much trouble.
The fewer friends a man has the
more popular he Is with himself.
4
Poverty often pinches the body and
wealth sometimes pinches the soul.
One who predicts thunderstorms
Isn't necessarily a lightning calculator.
Some elopements are due to the fnct
that there are no wedding presents In I
:?Kht.
Man is a creature who knows s
lot but can hardly ever write It in a
letter. i
To be truly out of the world is
never to hear any of the risque
stories.
Tt will generally be found that one
has less faith in exercise than he hAS <
In medietas. J
i/tm i leu ywur nam me* Hiory to I
the other fellow?he may be watting {
t? tell his.
Most of the uplift* fall because the
upllfters are (bad at the folks they
want uplifted.
Never hit a man when he Is down
tin less you are sure of your ability
to keep him down.
One of the faults of antique furniture
Is that It needs a room about
20 by 80 to show It off.
Some of the atrange bedfellows tfint
politics makes, are enough to nanke
one lie awake nlghta.
Aren't there people you are afraid
of, even though you can't help laueh
Ing at their sarcairtna?
Somehow, the average man doean't
fee) called upon to worry over tlie
Ions of hie neighbor's money.
After a man has been married three
or four years the Romeo and Juliet
balcony scene makes him weary.
r GOOP ou
/tf Sbk. j L?
of the
Home Building ami
Located at Chesterfield, S. C? at the
RESOURCES * .1
Stock Loan Account ....$30,342,001
Bank Accounts 296.70
TOTAL x $S0,688.70
. Directors elected for year as fol
Douglass, James Ross, B. F. Teal,
Knight, and H. E. Wilson.
Officers elected for the year as foll<
Ro;h, Vice-President, C. C. Douglass,
and D. L. Smith, Loan and Building (
New Beries of stock opens Octob*
chase of stock see any of the followi
soliciting: J. A. Welsh, J. A. Knight,
Wilson, G. M. Smith, F. S. Bluir,
THE REj
' Not what you get by chance or in
in life, but what you gain by hon
successful. What are you doing to
funds for future ne-ds by slartin
Tfir r A nurnn r
inc. rAKINLKd t
M. L. RALEY. J. S. McGRE<
President Vice-P
DIREC
F. D. Seller, J. S. ?
T. H. Burch,
; 9ke 9ecpl
, OF CHES1
Will Appreciate Your Basin
$200,C
Oar customers and friends he
nted of accommodation or you
to see as. Guaranteed bard
Let as show yoa this wonder.
R. B. LANEY, President
ICH \S. P. MANGUM,
Cashier
L < I ! ?~~
Rank of ^
The Oldest, Largi
Bank in Chest
4 Per Cent. Paid on Sivis;: Ds]
See 1
| C. C. Dough
R. E. Rhrtrt, President,
hi. J. Hough, Vieo?Prosidont.
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I The Best
family Ren
Because it wor
remedies hare ce
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Chesterfield I
D. H. DOUGLASS, President
W. J. DOUGLASS, Vice- Pres.
ALSO FIRE, ACCIDENT, H
INSU
We Boy mmd Sell Km
nHBHMH
"Jor Sale for Storage Ch
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condition <A ft. r
I Loan Association
close of business October 10th, 1621.
LIABILITIES
Capital .. |23,8?0.00
Money borrowed 5,000.00
Profits *. 1,758.70
TOTAL san.ftSR 7n
w ??% lows:
J. C. Rivers, J. A. Welsh, C, C.
G. M. Smith, D. L. Smith, J. A.
ows: J. C. Rivers, President, James
Sec.-TreaB.; J. A. Welsh, B. F. Teal,
Committees.
er 10th For particulars about pur.
ing members of committee on stock
C. C. Douglass, D. L. Smith, H. E.
C. P. Mangum.
\L TEST
heritance, not what you start with
esty is what will make you truly
better conditldh&T Accumulate
g a savings account HERE NOW.
tANK,RUBY,S.C.
COR, MISS ALICE BURCH
resident Asristant Cashier
3TORS
Smith, J. S. McGregor
M. L. Raley,
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lped us to do this. When in
i have money to deposit, come
lar proof and fire proof safe. 1
A cordial welcome awaits you
G. K. LANEY, V.-President
J. A. CAMPBELL,
Assist. Cashier
'iheaterfield
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D. L. Smith, Assist. Cashier
D. H. Douglass A*?i?t. Cashier
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C. C. DOUGLASS, Sec'y A Mgr.
GEO. W. EDDINS, Treasurer.
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Stories of
Great Scouts ? ?
A WMttrn Ntwipapw Union.
HOW JACK STILL WELL
WHIPPED A RATTLESNAKE
Gen. "Sandy" Forsyth's band of
scouts bad been surrounded by Chief
RomqQl Nose's Cbeyennes and In the
sandy bed of the Arlckaree river In
eastern Colorado they were fighting
fori the It. lives one September day In
lOuT* Thov hnrl tin fnnrl thplr rlrw*?
tor had been killed, and relief must
come soon if they were to be saved.
Forsyth called for volunteers to so to /
fort Wallace, Kan., 100 miles away,
for aid. 4)
Every unwotlhded man at once of*
fered himself for the perilous journey,
bijt the general selected Fete Trudeau,
an old hunter, and Jack Stlllwell, a
boy of nineteen. When night came
the two scouts started. Taking off
their boots, they walked backward
down the dry river bed in their stocklng
feet to deceive any Indians who
might come upon their trail.
When morning came they bid In a *
dry ravine within sight and sound of
an Indian cainp. They had nothing to
ent or drink, and the sun beat upon
theni fiercely all day long. On the morning
Of the fourth day they found themselves
on the open pltfTn with ho cover
In sight.
Suddenly they "came upon the skeleton
of a buffalo-surrounded by a rank
growth of green grass. Into this
scanty refuge Trudeau and Stlllwelli
hastily crept. They were not a minute
too soon. A large party of Indians
appeared and halted within a',
hundred yards of their hiding placet.
The scouts were hugging the ground
when' Trudeau henrd a hiss In the
grass In front of him, and a second
later a big ruttlesuake crawled sluggishly
out and colled wlthiu a foot
.of the scout's head.
| Stillwell was chewing tobacco,
and Just before the snake sounded
his deadly rattle, the young scout
lenned forward and shot the spray
of tobacco Juice squarely into the
open Jaws and eyes of the reptile.
The rattler could not stand such a
doso. He crawled hastily away. The
Indians anon pasRed on without discovering
the acouta. Still well's lucky
shot had saved their lives.
Forty-eight hours later the two men
reached Fort Wallace. Trudeau was "
completely broken by his terrible cxrVbrlence
and he died a few days later,,
but when the relief expedition left;
Fort Wallace the undaunted Still well!
rode at Ite.' head. He lived to become*
a Jn.""z? .n Texas and a leading figure i
In that state until his death n few/
years ago.
"VAMPS" WHO
| MADE HISTORY S j
; By JAMES C. YOUNG. S i
(? by McCtura Ncwapup?r Syndicate.)
A BEAUTY OF OLD NEW YORK..
EVERYONE who knows New Yorllhas
seen the famous Jumel mansion
which crowns the highest point;
on Manhattan Island, overlooking the*
Harlem river. The woman who ruledl
there In better days was one of the*
most fascinating personalities of
American history.
She was born on a ship in 1701) anrt
lost her mother at birth. When the
vessel reached Providence n kindly
woman adopted the child and gfive her
the homely name of Eliza Bowen, better
known as Betty. She goon gave
promise of unusual beauty and a nimble
wit. At seveuteen she was brought
to New York by a former British officer,
and soon became celebrated In
that half world Just below society.
Many famous men knew and loved her,
among others Aaron Burr, vice president
of the .United States, and Alexan*.
dor Hamilton, first secretary of the.
treasury. Bad feeling had existed be-,
tween the men. This was accentuatedby
their ddule courtship, and Burr
challenged Hamilton to a duel, killing;
his man on Weehawken heights July11,
18<>4.
That saiug year Betty married!
Stephen Jumel, a wealthy Frenoti win*
merchant, and bought the mansion*
which was to be made famous by her
name. But society looked askance aC ,
her and she went to Paris. Na|>oleon
was then at the height of his power.
She gained access to the court and b?v
Pfliiin mtu n# fHo Kcllli.>tv* fl
%Mv..v ?/ ?uv im iiiinui il^Uim Ul
Parisian life. Rven Jumel's great for-?
tune dwindled. She returned to America
with him and h.v her skill helped ,
him to Kiilu new riches. Society 'tot
only accepted her. hut paid her cot rt.
Jumel died in an accident In I83o.
Three years luter Aaron Burr returned
to America from wandering abroad
following Ids famous trial for treason.
He resumed his law practice and began
to shine forth .with the brilliance
of forty years before that Mine. Jumel
remembered. They met again, and were
married. He was seventy-five and she
Ixty-one. But In ten days they quarreled
and he left her. A reconciliation
ensued, then another quarrel, and Burr
died alone on Staten Island not long
afterward.
But Mine. Jnmel's capacity to drain
the cup of life was not yet extinct.
In- 1853 she went to Paris, was royally
entertained liy Napoleon II). and
at her advanced age conceived the
Idea she really was a queen. Back
she ruw to ber mansion and lived In
a semi royal state. She lived until
Jlllv tft IftAA
GET STONE FOR HERO'S TOMS:
Canadians Pava Memorial Chambar
With Marbla From Battle
Fields.
fOttawa, Can.?Stones (fathered from
very Canadian battle fleld In Kranca
and Belgium will pnve the memorial
chamber In which Canada's jnaknowa
soldier is to he cut
cite walls of the chamber
oL black
Sainaf