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HARDING'S CHOICE
Some of the papers are making fun
f Harding's cabinet?in fact they
seem to think that when nc changed
his trade from printer to that oi
cabinet maker he made a mistake
One of the bad features of the
election is that the South was
completely ignored in the choice
of a cabinet. While it was not expected
that he would choose ?
Democrat as a member of his official
family, it was supposed that he might
find a Republican in some one of the
Southern States who would measure
up to the cabinet standard. It augurs
badly for the South that he has not
done so.
Surely, with the triumph of the Republican
party, a party in which there
are tome South haters who would not
hesitate to do this section great injustice,
there should bt among th'j
President's advisers o.ie man from the
Southern States. President Harding
has said some kind words of and tc
the Southern people, but words do not
count much without deeds. There art
malevolent influences among some oi
the Republican leaders of the North
who would delight in the humiliation
of the South.
Threats have been made as to th;
reduction1 of the South's represents
tion in- Congress, threats as to con
trolling by Federal troops the votinc
places In the Interest of negro suff
rage. This may be one of the means
by which the Republicans will try tc
make their control of the government
perpetual. Their leaders are aware ol
the fact that when the people, aftei
four years of Republican rule, anc
perhaps ruin, may desire to make a
change. They remember that seme
enormous Republican majorities have
been completely reversed, and that
Democrats have succeeded Republi
cans by large majorities.
To provide against such a calamity
to them, they will employ the nexl
four years in entrenching themselvef
in office for the future.
With high protective tariff in aid ol
certain interests and other legislatior
not in the interest of the people th<
worm will urn.
It is not unreasonable to suppose
that in four years there will be a lane
slide that will put the Democrats ir
power.
As intimated in the beginning Mr
Harding's cabinet is giving the news
paper contingent some amusement
They aay, for instance that Edwii
Derby, Michian, who is made Secre
tary of th? Navy, can't even swim.bu
be is a millionaire, though he did no
make his money on water, unless i
was made by watering his stock. Th<
lady who warned her daughter t<
"hang her clothes on a hickory limb
but don't go near the water" ha<
nothing on Edwin Derby, Secretary o
the Navy.
Mr. Derby might do as a forme
Secretary of the Navy did, a Secre
tary whose name is not now recalled
He proposed to the Secretary of Wa
that they change places as the wate
always made him sea-sick, and h
knew that the war Secretary ha<
crossed the ocean several times.
CITATION NOTICE
State of South Carolina,
County of Chesterfield,
By M. J. Hough, Probate Judge:
Whereas J. P. Poison made suit t
me to grant him Letters of Adminu
tration of the Estate and effects o
John A. Poison, deceased.
These are .therefore, to cite and ad
monish all and singular the kindre<
and creditors of the said John A. Pol
aon, deceased, that they be and ap
pear before me, in thv Court of Pro
bate, to be held at Chesterfield on 1
March, next after publication hcreoi
at 11 o'clock in the forenoon, to sho>
cause, if any they have, why the sail
Administration should not he granted
Given under my hand this 26 da
of February.
Anno Domini 1921.
M. J. Hough, Probate Judge
PALMAFESTA
Palmetto State Festival
Columbia, March 28 to April 2
AOCKJE: THE PRW
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DOCS MA WISH SHE WAS PAT
"I wish I had a lot 'o cash/'
Sex Pa, one winter's night;
"I'd go down South an' stay awhile,
Wnere days are warm an' bright;"
Het set an' watched the fire die,
(Seemed lost in thoughful days,)
; Till Ma brought in some fresh pine
knots
An' made a cheerful blaze. y
#*r*
( "I wish I had a million shares
O' stock in Standard Oil,"
Sez Pa, "I wouldn't do a thing;"?
Ma made the kettle boil,
An' mixed hot biscuits, fried some
Ham an' eggs, (smelt good, too,
i you bet!)
Fetched cheese an' doughnuts, made
the tea.
Then Pa?set down an' et!
> "I wish I was a millionaire,"
> Sez Pa: "I'd have a snap;"?
; Next from the lounge, we heard a
snore?
i Pa at his evenin' nap;?
I Ma did the dishes, shook the cloth.
Brushed up, put things away,
An' fed the cat, then started up
Her plans for bakin' day.
!
: She washed an' put some beans to
soak,
An' set some bread to rise,
Unstrung some dried apples, soaked
'em too,
All ready for her pies;
She brought more wood, put out the
cat,
Then darned four pairs o' socks;
i Pa woke, an' sez, "It's time for bed;
Ma, have you wound both clocks?"
) ORDER FOR SPECIAL ELECTION
( State of South Carolina,
. County of Chesterfield,
Town of Chesterfield,
WHEREAS, it is provided by the
laws of the State of South Carolina
that it shall be the duty of the Muni,
cipal Authorities of any incorporate
' city or town of this state upon a pe5
tition of the majority of the freehold>
ers of the said city or town, as shown
. by the tax books of said city 01 town,
r to order a special election in said city
. or town for the purpose of issuing
I bonds, for any corporate purpose set
k forth in said petition.
AND WHEREAS, a petition has
, been filed with the Town Council of
. the town of Chesterfield, S. C., signed
by a majority ?f the freeholders of
said town, as shown by the tax
, books of said town, requesting the
Town Council of the town of Chesterk
field, S. C., to order an election therein
submitting the question of issuing
. bonds to the amount of thirty thout
sand ($30,000,000) dollars for the
, purpose of constructing a Sewer System
for said town of Chesterfield.
NOW, THEREFORE, Be it resolvj
ed by the Town Council of the town
k of Chesterfield, in Council Assembled
and by ihe authority of the san> that
a special election be, and the same i?
herbv o^'ued, in the townof Chesterfield,
to be held on the fifth day of
i April, 1921, according to thc laws of
th State of South Carolin a respecting
t said election, at which election tht
I registered qualified electors of tht
t town of Chesterfield, S. C., shall b<
entitled to vote for the question 01
| issue, "Shall the town of Chesterfield
S. C., issue coupon bonds to th<
^ amount of thirty thousand ($30,000.
^ 00) dollars, bearing interest at i
rate not to exceed six per cent, pei
annum, payable in any legal tendei
money of the United States fortj
^ years after date, with the privilege o1
redemption after twenty years fron
date, the proceeds of sale of saic
bonds to be applied bo the construe
, tion of a Sewer System for the sai<
town," "Yes" or "No."
The said special election shall b<
held in the Grand Jury room of th<
court house in the said town of Ches
terfield and the polls shall be open a
eights o'clock in the forenoon am
closed at four o'clock in the after
0 noon. That at the said special electioi
i- A. W. Hurstpy, T. E. White and I. J
f Davis, Jr., shall act as Managers. Tha
the said Managers shall give due no
|. tice of the said election as required b]
d law.
|_ L. H. Trotti,
Mayor of town of Chesterfield
Ira C. Redfearn, M. S. Watson, C. C
4 Douglass and S. M. Jackson,
Wardens of the town of Chesterfield
v Done and ratified by the Towi
d Council of the town of Chesterfield
1 S. C., this March 1, 1921.
In pursuance of above Resolution
' Ordinance and arders therein contain
ed we will hold the said special elec
tion in the Grand Jury room of th<
court house, Chesterfield, S. C., on th(
* fifth day of April, 1921.
A. W. Hursey, T. E. White and I
^ J. Davis, Jr,
anagers of Special Election fo:
Sewerage System Bonds.
Dated at Chesterfield, S. C., thi:
, March 1, 1921.
TER'S DEVIL
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Friday?It is 10 o'clock tonit? &
ma jus called up the starea A ast mo
was I in bed yet &I scd Yes I yam but
I aint I am writeing in my direy. I
doift offen tell stories but I got 2 rite
this at nite or I mite for Get it by ,
tomorro & us kids me & Jake is fig-!
gering on haveing lots of fun. If it '
dont rane which it mebby will. It most
all ways does on Saturdays when they
arent no skool. <
Saturday?ma went a shopping at i
the store today & this evening whilst! *
we was eating at the Supper tabul a 1
bux cum for ma. Pa ast her what was 1
it & she sed it is a new sutc for her
She unrapt it & sed issenc it a bewty pa.
Pa ast what did she put up for it.
She sed it was marked down & only
setter back 96.89. Pa got pale & ma
sed never mind I had it charged I,
guess it must of been charged heavy
for it has gave pa a awful shock. He
confest it was very nice.
Sunday?This was a awful cold day
& I diddent want 2 go 2 church but
did. The preecher preeched a verry
appropriate sermon which made me
I satisfide with cold wether &. nn 2. i
! Monday?Pug Stevens give Jane a e
I all day Sucker today. I hate that kid. | v
After skool I called him a lyeing
I sneek & a coward & a black leg & a
boneheaded dunky & a lots of Ugly
names & wood of sed more but ma
jerked me away from the telefone.
Slapped me on the ear 2. |
Tuesday?I rote a pome 2 Jane to- 1
day. It went like this. You made mo
what I yam today. I hope yure satis- (
tide. If pug tells enny thing on me.
I'll say to you he lied. She rote back
2 me & sed. The kerfue toles the Nell
of parting day. When you & me must
each 1 go are way. Dont think that
Pug can ever hold 2 me. For with you
deer he's not as 1 to 3. I went home &
laundryed my neck and Ears. Witi.
sope. I
Wednesday?Pa come home this
evening & he was dirty & his pance
was tore and his hat busted and his
nose had been a bleeding. lie looked .
like the day after the forth of July.
Ma sed for Heven sake what has came
over you & pa sed. Nothing only my
ford. |
Thursday?Jake had a birth day today
& I ast him why he acks so smart.
He replyed & sed. This is my birth
day. I have waited all my life 2 be this
age. i
IN THE SPRING YOUR
BLOOD NEEDS A TONIC
WINTER WEAKENS THE BLOOD,
MAKES FAGES PALE. TAKE j
GUDE'S PRPTO-MANGAN
I 1
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. THE BEST KNOWN BLOOD TONIC ,
' Drowsy Spring-Fever Feeling Hurt
[ Come? From Sluggish Blood Will I '
r Soon Leave You '
? I:
i As all growing things on eath shoot
i into new life in Springtime, so do the
- billions of cells that make up each
f part of the body renew their vigor. i
; As you open the windows, breathe
- the Spring air, and let in the supshin0
i the red corpuscles in your blood
r should carry more oxygen to the tiny
r cells. |
j The red corpuscles are tiny diacf
shaped particles, swimming in enori
mous numbers in the blood. They car1
ry oxygen to cells in all parts of the
- body, and they carry away worn-out
1 waste matter. Sometimes, especially,
in the Spring, after the winter in-j
? doors and more or less sickness, the
e red corpuscles themselves need re
building. Gude's Pepto-Mangan cont
tains just the ingredients to give them
1 greater power to absorb oxygen and
- to distribute it throughout the body. ,
i That is why it is such a good Spring
. tonic. It helps so much to bring back
t color to cheeks made pale and wan by
- the necessary indoor winter life. It
f adds to the number of red corpuscles.
With fine Spring days and Gude's
Pepto-Mangan you gain in vigor and
. attain good health.
Don't go around drowsy this Spring.1
Take that good tonic, Gude s Peoto
I. Mangan. You can get it in tablet form
! or in liquid form at your druggist's.
|, Both forms have the same medicinal
value. Insist upon genuint "Gude's
f Pepto-Mangan. adv.'
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TROTTI & PARK,
e Dentfcl Surgeon*
e Chesterfield, S. C.
Office on second floor in Rous
Building. I
PALMAFESTA
s i Palmetto State Festival I
l Columbia, March 28 to April 2.'
By Charlo
e w?mi Nf
UfujeValfe
/Ayfwonll
VEXATION OF SPIRIT
fi^ETHRN I was In business," sal
W the retired merchant, "
lever had time to read much, and
ised to look forward to the glad da
vhen I could revel In literature. I fel
rare I'd be entirely happy. I used t
Jot down th
1 Ret sleep;
is soon as I-begln to read, and m;
vlfe comes and tells me my snoring I
llsturblng the neighbors."
"It's that way with everything vr<
ook forward to," observed the hotel
ceeper, sadly. "Man always will be
>ut Is never blest, as some half-bakei
>oet remarked. Young Oooseworth;
vns In here last evening, bubbling ove
vlth happiness. There wasn't any
>ody around, so he took me Into hi
onfldence. He's going to mnrr;
Iwendolln Jlmalong, next month. nn<
ie's perfectly satisfied that his mar
led life will be one long stretch o
mnshlne. lie seems to have the Idei
hat he's going to do something nrig
nr. I when he gets married, but tin
den Isn't new. Men have been gettlnj
nnrrled ever since Christopher dls
overed Columbus, Ohio, and ever:
lopgone man Jack of them had th?
den that everlasting bliss was goliif
o bp inaugurated on the wedding day
MI listened to Gooseworthy for thro<
lours, and hadn't the heart to saj
inythlng that would dampen his en
huslasm. His twittering recalled tin
ong vanished dnys when I wns get
Ing ready to be married. I felt ahou
t then }ust as he does now. I though
he parson opened the gates of para
lise when he Joined two loving hearts
lly wife lived up to all the plans anc
ipeclflcatlons, and was and is one o:
he best women In the United States
?ut 1 hadn't been married tl?re<
nonths before 1 had a sneaking con
Motion that the man who gets marrle<
s a chump.
"A good many optimists say that i
narrled man doesn't need any mori
none.v than "a single one, if he marrle
the right sort of woman, but the;
night as well go to the blackboari
and demonstrate that two and twi
mnke two. Instead of four, I fell fo
that cheerful theory when I was mar
rled. I was earning enough to kee]
myself comfortably, and never ha<
any financial worries. -I could hav
been buried for leas money than I
icniK 10 ne niHrnen, ana me expense
from that time forward wore doubl
what they used to be, although in
wife was so economical she used t
make waists and such things for hoi
self out of my superannuated shirts.
"Oh, doggone it, there Isn't any ui
adulterated happiness in matrimony,
wonder that young fellows like Ooos<
worthy don't look around them, an
contemplate the dejected appearam
of the majority of husbands. But eve
If they did, It wouldn't do them an
good, I suppose, for they are full <
pipe dreams, and they think the glr
they are going to marry are dlfferei
from all other girls, and that they wl
prove exceptions to the general rule
"I had a wise old uncle In those ha
cyon days, and about a week befoi
the wedding day, he backed me Into
corner and handed me a dust-pnx
package of wisdom. He tried to leu
me Into taking a'sensible view of tl
future. He talked about the cares ar
responsibilities that would he inli
after the wedding, and wanted '
know If I felt equal to them. He trl<
to show me that I wasn't going
marry an angel, but a human bell
like myself, with a human helng
faults and frailties.
"I let him get that far, and then
told him that his gray hairs aim
saved him from having his head r
modeled, and said I never wanted hi
to darken my door, and he never dl
I had to darken It myself, with wi
nut stain. But many a time aftc
ward, I recalled his wise words hi
weDt over his irrave."
Wall Off.
"After all a man never knows whi
he's well off."
"What's happened nowT"
"I was Just thinking what a fool
was for trading off my Liberty bon
for oil stock."
NOTICE
The books of registration for t!
town of Chesterfield are now open
the Clerk's office for the registrati<
of voters within the town.
F. M. Cannon, Registrar.
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ToMy Customers JnQ
. Friends
You will find me in my ware house back of the old Swinnh
1 I house. Bring me your cotton and seed. 1 will nnv von the hicrh
H est market price for same, and will sell you bagging and ties
flour, seed oats and shoes, household and such other goods as !
will have room to carry until I can build my new store. I will sel
? them cheap as any one.
1 Don't expect to carry very much on these declining prices
y so as to be able to give you best prices all the time. No war price,
will hold, and you may expect them to decline.
I John T. Hurst
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-Five Minute Chats1 I
on Our Presidents
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v By JAMES MORGAN \) I
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(Copyright, 1920, by Jamea Monaa) _ ?
JAMES MADISON
>> . ?a
| 1751, March 10?Jamea Mad!1
son born at Port Conway,
Va.
1772?Graduated at Princeton.
' 1776? In Virginia legislature.
d 1780.3, 1785-S? In Continental
oongrese. .
1787?In constitutional conven|
tlon. *
1789.97?In congress.
1794?Marrlsd Dorothy Todd I
Payne. |
1801-9?Secretary of state.
* _
| A S JAMES MADISON made a great
| l\. name for himself before entering
. the presidency and added nothing to It
1 while lu the White House, it must be
| mat ne was a goon ueai 01 a mau dui
not much of a president.
Like all the more famous Virginians,
Madison >vas not of the highest
aristocracy, but the son of a plain,
well-to-do farmer In an outlying county.
HIr early life wag passed at Montpoller,
the farm which his grandfather
had wrested from the Indians; from
It he drew his, only prlvute Income
and at lust he was hurled In Its soil
lie was dependent on his father until
he was fifty, when the latter died and
the place became his own, with 100
slaves, who continued always to address
him simply as "Master Jimmy."
Standing only live feet six Inches
and one-quarter Inches, he was, with
v Orant the smallest of our presidents.
Naturally thin and frail his zeal for
study nearly wrecked his health while
I a student ut Princeton college, where
J for months nt a time he slept only
three hours out of the 24. Unfitted
for military duty when the Revolution
nine, he went to the Virginia legislature
Instead. Yet this seemingly
broken-down young mnn was destined
i to 1m* the longest lived of all the preslI
dents, with the single exception of
' John Adams.
When a cnndldate for re-election t?
( the legislature, Madison revolted
I -iffl&L 'rii ^^97
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w Dolly Madison.
Ik against the old Virginia custom of
setting iip the drinks. His morality
was mistaken for stinginess and ths
thirsty voters flocked to the cap*
r clous hnrrel of his opponent, who was
elected. The defeated candidate hml
F to wait a dozen years for his first
chance to distinguish himself. Still
no time was lost, for, while he wae
_ waiting, he diligently prepared to meet
opportunity when It should come and
made a close study of all governments,
ancient and modern.
If Mudtson had not been crossed and
blessed In love, posterity might not
catch him on his hnmnn side at all
and only yawn over this prosy, serious,
studious, cool-tempered unaggressive,
weazened, little great man. He was
already a mature bachelor of thirty,
two and a member of the Continental
congress, when a sixteen-year-old girl
in his Philadelphia hoarding house
was the first to touch a soft spot In
his heart. A young clergyman who
hung and sighed over her harplschord
cut him out, and ho was painfully
awakened from his first dream of love
by a letter of dismissal which, for reasons
unknown to this later generation,
j the young miss scaled with a pinch
of rye dough.
Madison was pnst forty, and well
Into his Indian summer, when he hecame
Involved In still another hoarding
house romance at Philadelphia.
Only, instead of a lady hoarder, he .
fell In love this time with a landlady's
daughter, Dolly Payne Todd,
who was only twenty-six, had lost her
husband and was living with her moth
mm m-viTN tutu ner noune s
few gentlemen boarders." Anion* them
wns Senator Aaron Burr of New York.
Madison himself wns staying at another
house, where he and two
other future presidents. JelTerson and
Monroe, were living three In n room.
| There the fnine of the pretty young
? Quakeress traveled to him, and he
" asked Burr?they were at Princeton
together?to tnke hlni to see her. Tho
inateh flamed up In the flash of an
eye, and Dolly and her hoy were
borne away to Montpeller, where she
proved her tartfulne** and kindliness
by dwelling in peace under the same
roof with her mother In-law thirty-five
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured
by local application*. they cannot reach
the diseased portion of tho onr. Thore U
only one way to cure catnrrhnl deafness,
and that la by a constitutional remedy.
I'atarrhaT Deafness la caused hy an Inflamed
condition of the mucous lining of
the Kustachlsn Tubo. When this tabs Is
Inflamed you have a rumbling sound or l??
perfect henrtng, and when It la entirely
closed. Deafness I* the result. Unless tbs
Inflammation can be reduced and this tubs
restored to Its normal condition, hearing
will be destroyed forever. Many esses of
deafness ere caused by catarrh ?a
facea. Hull's Catarrh Medicine acta thru
the blood on tb< mucous surfaces o tk*
ay item
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