The Chesterfield advertiser. [volume] (Chesterfield C.H., S.C.) 1884-1978, May 18, 1916, Image 2
Bank of Chestervisit
Pageland eyery
; Jefferson Wednesday,
days in Chesterfield.
H^^H^^Hees reasonable. All work
^^^ Hanteed.
fffMNNA &> HUN LEY y
BHF / ?ATTORNEYS?
V R.fc. Hanna C L Hunle\ ['
' Chesterfield, 6. C.
K Office ir. Peoples Hank Building 1
HEi | OKFIC OK
I DR. C. A. GLOVKR C
fl Physician and Stuckon
Calls answered day or night.
Ofllce at ChoKtorflcld Drug Coinpaip fl
We are :
Studd
Wagons
And everyt
In our complete
line of mere
Live and Let
HURST-STREATI
HOW THIS MAN I
A storekeeper had a ej
beat tin. bank. He hung
either side of an old lirep
Dlace had long been in dis
put all the money he recei
his receipted bills. At th
thought by this means he
his accounts. He didn't,
money out of one boot, an
from the other on the hear
destroyed them. When Y
this Hank you have it wh
hand on it at any time, an
on your Hank Account is t
ment you made.
BANK OF RUBY AM
M. CKOI1 AN, S. 0.
R. E. Rivers, Pres., P.
t nnp?fni??i
I Bank of Gi
I Oldest Bank Ir*
IIA/e Solicit Your Eu
* * On TIME DEPOS
We Invite Yoi
SAFETY DEP
Ynilt* Patronage wj
? " **- small Bothrece
| Our Motto: sti
IR, E. Rivers, Pres. C.
m. j. Hough, V. Pres. i)
f Caiio
When in need of any tiling tl
Grocery Store.
Phone us your orders an
J to your home. Phone 70.
Mr. It. T. Itedfearn is i
J pleased to have his friends c
J Yours to
j THE REDF
?
The Peoples
CI1ESTERFI
C. P. MANGUM.
PRESIDENT
We solicit your business, a;
call on us when you are in on
The Peop
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FOLEY KIDNEY PILL J F
(OR BACKACHE KIDNEYS AND BLAD Dr rf fC
P. A. MURRAY, Jr.
Attorney and Counsellor
At Law
Office in Courthouse
DR L H TROTTI
Dental Surgeon
Chesterfield, S. C.
Office on Becotid floor in Ross
luilding.
AH who desire my services will
lease see me at Chesterfield, as 1
ave discontinued my visits to othei
owns
OKKICK OK
JOUNTY SUPERINTEN 1)E"J
OF EDUCATION
It. A. ltOt'SK
office i?p?Mi every Saturday and tin
irst Monday of each month.
selling
?akcr ,
n\
^neap
:hing else
and up-to-date
handise at
Live Prices
ER COMPANY
SEAT THE BANK
ostein of bookkeeping to
up two boots, one on
luee?because the (ireiuse.
In one boot he
ived. In the other all
P Pllil (if t.lirt \roQf K<-v
- - J I*? lie
could readily make up
A sneak thief took the
d tossing the receipts
lh set lire to them and
OU keep your money in
lere you can lay your
id every check you draw
i receipt for the payD
MT. CROGHAN
Branch at RUBY, S. C.
M. Therrell, I reas.
hesterfie/d |
j Chesterfield *
siness. Pay Interests J
UTS. |
u to Visit Vs I
OSIT BOXES f
mted, whether large or {
live courteous attention. C
rength Security. 1
C. Douglass Cashier J
. L. Smith, Asst. Cashier. m
iat is kept in an up-to date
(1 they will l>e delivered
now with us and will be
all and let him serve them,
please,
EARN CO. i
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TD o mlr Established 1QI
JDCIIIIX Capital S25,00(
ELD, S. C.
MACK DAVIS.
CASHIER
nd cordially invite yon to
r town.
les Bank
OLEY KIDNEY PILLS
>? BACKACHE KIDNEYS ANO LADOfiK
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postolllce at Chesterfield, South Carolina.
PAUL. H. 11 EARN
I Editor t.ad Publisher.
WILSON OR GERMANY
t This is the way the New York
World lines up the political situation:
"Every vote cast against
Wood vow Wilson in the Novem
ber election will be a vote for
Germany, no mntter who cast
that vote or for what candidate
it is cast.
1 * W \~l f f lin ( 2.r\r* tvv O ?-* ?trtttnr?nM/1n
r ?? litw uuv \jiti mini |iu(/a^aiiuu
is seeking is not so much an im
mediate victory for itself as a de
feat for the Presideut. If it can
beat Wood row Wilson by supporting
Theodore Roosevelt - or
Charles E. Hughes or Elihu Root
or anybody else, it will be satistied,
for it will have served its
warning on every President to
come that a similar fate awaits
him if he defies German authority."
This is putting it pretty strong
but "The World" is a strong and
? a great newspaper and ought to
know* But why the Germans
should support Roosevelt is inconceivable,
as he has been
breathing slaughter against Germany
and abusing Wilsou be- :
cause he has not fought the
Kaiser. However it is very much
like Teddy to wheel around and
try to catch the German vote,
. for votes he must have to win
the race, and German votes
I count up as fast auy other.
? Sometimes they go to the polls
in droves, especially if by their
vote they can aid the Fatherland. <
TWO OLD CRONIES
Joseph (i. Cannon, who has '
served in Congress for forty
years celebrated his 80th birth- 1
1
day recently. Mr. Cannon and
General Sherwood entered Con 1
gress the same year, Cannon, a (
Republican, Sherwood, a Demo- 1
crat. Cannon said to Sherwood: '
"We are political opponents, but
really I think 1 respect and love '
you as much as it is lawful for
one man to love another." It is '
a fine thing when men who have 1
belonged to opposit political par- <
ties and fought so many political
battles can indulge in such kind- *
ly sentiments Uncle Joe is a 1
good old soul, if he is a stand-pat::
. Republican. j'
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LINCOLN AND SOUTH CAROLINA j
In a recent speech in Congress 1
lion. Joe Cannon referring to
Lincoln and the. effect of his assassination
on the South and reconstruction
said: "T here would '
have been no mistake made if '
Lincoln had not been assassinn. 1
ted. When the propostion was '
made to put South Carolina and '
Virginia in one military district, '
Lincoln said: 'No, I want to keep
the states separate so far as 1 '
can to preserve their autonomy
and to strengthen the Union.' " )
PROHIBITION IN GEORGIA
Ceorgia officials are proving
by their actions that prohibition '
does prohibit. The new law :
went into effect May 1st and it '
is being vigorously enforced. In
} Atlanta five huddred gallons of
* liquor was poured into the sew[
crs. In Savannah that has been
{ a wide open town, there has
{ been lively times among the poi
lice in rounding up former booze
\ dealers who believed they could
| retain their left-over stock in
> disobedience of the mandate of
i Mayor Uierpont, but all who
| have been caught with bona tide
? liquors have come to grief. The
S yard at police station is filled
i with crates and barrels and
| casks of intoxicants, all contra
> band.
Phe Darlington News says:
1 The man behind the gun is
) cutting a big swath in Europe
just now, but the lad behind the
plow keeps right on with his forward
movement in the U. S. A.
The preparedness of the soil is
the best kind of preparedness.
^ If the war continues or if it
stops soon there will be big demand
for the products of the
fields.
Eourteeu young layers passed
, examination at Columbia and I
were admitted to the bar. As 1
there is always room at the top
these young lawyers should aim '
to be 4'top-nolchers." 1
| HOW DID
'; Bv Edmund }
S Did you tackle that troul
i With a resolute heart u
d Or hide your face from tt
? With a craven soul and
|q Oh, a trouble's a ton, or i
5 Or a trouble is what yo
6 And it isn't the fact that
; But only how did you t
? You are beaten to earth?
Come up with a smilinj
5.1 It's nothing against you t
But to lie there?that't
J| The harder you're throwr
';q bounce,
Bo proud of your blake
Ol I r. isn't. thf? f*pt. that. -eon'
^ It's how did you fight a
rg And tho you be done to t
& If you battled the beat
}$j If you played your part n
Why, the Critic will ca
f Death comes with a craw
And whether he's slow
1 ; It isn't the fact that you
g) But only how did you c
V
CONGRESSMAN LEVER S BILL
"Cyclone" Davis, of Texas, in
a speech favoring the Federal
land bank and defending the rule
that enabled the measure to pass
said: "The rule made the croakers
croak, the yelpers yelp and
belligerants moan." lie ought
to have completed the alliteration
by sayiug making the belligerants
bellow. Hut he made a
line speech all the same, advocating
the farmers' rights and
complimented Congressman LevTer,
of fc-'outh Carolina very highly
for his zeal and energy in
working for the success of the
measure, lie said Congressman
Lever in this measure ''had done
more for the hope and happness
)f our country through a program
for the relief of agriculture
than has been done before in all
he history of our Agriculture
Depart ment.
This is high praise for the
South Carolina Congressman but
praise that is merited and well
deserved.
The bill as passed in the Senlte
provides capital for agricultural
development, creates a
standard form of investment
based upon farm mortgage,
equalizes rates of interest upon
farm loans, and other like purposes.
CAN'T FOOL PAT
Knowing of the trouble in Ireand
the German soldiers in the
trenches tried to get the Trishnen
who were lighting for the
Allies to desert and come to
hem. They put up signs like
his, "Throw your arms away.
We will give you hearty wel
>1
jome
The Irish soldiers replied by
playing on their mouth organs,
'Rule Britaina."
Knglish papers are of theopiuon
that (lermany, as a last resort,
is preparing to invade that
country. There has beeu much
loss of life and property thus
far, but if Kngland is invaded all
past records will be broken. It
will be fight to the death on both
sides.
If Bacon wrote Shakcspear
who wrote Rason?
Hon. John L. McLaurin is going
to run for Lieutenant Governor
and will discuss the State
Warehouse system during the
wuuuj-wcuuuij campaign tnis
summer.
Greenville !iad a grand parade
celebrating the new street illuminating
system. Gov. Manning
led the parade and he was enthusiastically
cheered. It is
very cheering to be cheered and
the Governor deserves it.
Many a man leads such a fast
life that he (lies of old age before
he is 40It
takes nerve to allow a dentist
to kill one.
The rock of adversity generally
nas a little rye on the side.
Marriage is a partnership,
generally with on > silent partner.
You couldn't hurt the feelings
>t some people with a - sledge
hammer*
') y
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YOU DIE? |
>!e that came your way ?|
uid cheerful?
te light of day S
fearful?
% touble's an ounce, [[,
ii make it, sj
you're hurt that counts, t.-j
ake it? gj
Well, well, what's that? :
? face! to
;o fall down fiat, r,"
? disgrace. ?
? why, the higher you tc
ned eye! SI
're licked that counts; $
ind why! 51
ho death, what then? ^
vou could, hi
i the world of men, Si
,11 it good. ^
1 or comes with a pounce, M
or spry, ^
're dead that counts, Sj
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Compulsory Schooling
The increasing acceptance of I
the idea of compulsory attendance
in school is one of the most
gratifying signs of progress in
the South to day. Louisiana is
the latest state in which the
movement is becoming powerful,
and it is encouraging to see the
support the newspapers are giving
the plan. Says the New Orleans
Times-Picayune:
"Louisiana is being continually
presented before the rest of |
the country and the world as the
most illiterate state of the
Union. This is bad enough, but
it is still worse to know that
there is little prospect of improving
the situation unless we
find some way to get the children
to attend our schools. Louisiana
is not only the most illiterate,
but it has the smallest
percentage of its children in the
schools, so that it is not likely
I to lose its unenviable leadership
without, a compulsory attendance
law."
The South is today about the
only considerable portion of the
civilized earth in Jwhich it| is
thought tit and proper for a care
less and ignorance parent to
bind his children for life in the
bonds of ignorance, blind them
for life to the light of knowledge,
and ciipple them for life in the
stuggle for existence; and this
fact, is a blot upon our boasted j
civilization, a blot we should
like to enlist every man, woman
and child in our Progressive
Farmer family in helping wipe
out.
The argument of "personal
liberty," "the rights of the parent,"
etc., which have been 60
long invoked in this matter cannot
stand the light of reason.
What about the "rights of the
child" and his own God-given
right to "liberty" of mind
through the emancipating power
of knowledge? And as for the
parent, we may well say in the
language of the grpat philosopher
Huxley: "I have liberty
to do right; I will thank any
man to take away my right to
do wrong." The right to keep
a child in ignorance is "a right
to do wrong," and it should be
taken away from every careless
parent in the South, as it has
already been taken away from
such parents nearly everywhere
else outside of heathendom.?
The I'pfiffrflooiiin
*%/ a ? *?p^? vooi ? c ? at IIKT,
NO REASON FOR IT
You Are Shown A Way Out.
There can bo no reason why any
reader of this who suffers the tortuea
of an aching back, the annoyance of
unrinary disorders, the pnins and
dangers of Kidney ills will fnil to
heed the word of a resident of this
locality who has found relief. The
following is convincing proof of merit.
J. W. Eskridge, High Kt , Cheraw
(' H*. says: "I liad rheumatic pains
and kidney trouble The pains were
in the small of my hack and I had
to atop work. I could hardly bend
over to put on my shoes and it was
just as hard for me to straighten.
The kiciney secretions passed too
freely and 1 had to get up two or
three times during the night on this
account. The flow was scanty and
highly colred. Doan's Kidney Pills
cured* me. I can't praise them too
highly."
Price 50c, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask Jor kidney remedy?get\
Doan's Kidney Pills?the same that/
Mr. Kskridge had. Foster-Millburn I
Co., Props , .Buffalo N. "Y. I
frtiiini'' i
GOOD FLY TRAP I
How to Make It.! ^
^ ^ goe
" ai, i
/A--; . m
i \</i\. > ^
One way to control tho fly 1b
to catch It In such a trap as
la shown above. The trap may c
be placed near the garbage can,
or any other place that the flies
ftro nnro to pnmn A ftlmnlo
and effective trap may be made ,
from a grocery box by substl- rt'8
tuting wire netting for the top
and two sides, cutting a round In'
hole in the bottom and inserting
in It a wiro netting cono with (
an eighth-inch opening at the <lu
bottom and a half-inch opening j alJ
at tho top. Some article of
food, preferably a fish head, ;
shoutd be placed insido for bait. ! j()
Tho trap must be elevated sov- j ^
oral inches above the ground, so t oc]
as to give tho Hies a chance
to enter. When the trap is full,
it may be emptied by shaking I
its contents through a small
opcming, ordinarily closed by a 1
sliding door. The trap described (
and shown in tho illustration is
a particularly effective 0110, as
it was planned with a view to
the fly's habits. The odor of
ioou leaus iuo ny 10 enier tno l |
trap at the bottom. Onco inside I .
it is attracted to tho top by the 'jj
light. When it gets out of tho f
wire cone it cannot escape. Tho sj
ti%p has the additional virtue of
being Inexpensive. It nmy ho
made at u cost of about twenty t]|
cents and about a half hour's jj,
time.
Fly traps ready made at L. C j:u
Campbell's Hardware. I W
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This Combination is a Solution
of the Home Protection ;
Problem
'"JpH E fear engendered in j n
the mind of a degenerate
by the display of this recognized
leader in the field of
small arms is usually sullicicnt
?if not, the absolute certainty
of results when the trigger of
a "Colt" is purposely pulled r
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Be prepared, it may happen ! x
to-morrow. Take a "Colt" {
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Catalog E and ' 'How to Shoot*' booklet ?
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I t
If your doalor doca not tell ** Colt'.," send I
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HARTFORD. CONN. *
Present Your
With a C
You'll be surprised at the system y
you PAY ALL YOUR BILLS WITH
MUCH IT CO&TS TO A PENHY Tl
give your wife a sort of business educati
Start an Account
Wife's I
The FARME1
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The \
I crap Book (
A Large Miss.
. coterie known as the Constitution
b makes a cruise almost every sum- ??
r with Commodore Terry of the jp
cago Yacht club. g
. season or ,two ago, so the story 5
s, the yacht was leaving a pier at a B
. . Lake Michigan A
sun mer colony, 9
where the party
yhad been hand- II
somely entertain- ?
ed, and It was A,
decided to Are a -Ml
Campbell Cummiugs,
one of the fl[ j
n ii r t v Immoill.
\ ately announced L9
he probably was flft ;
llov^- t,ie 1,681 artJ,,er*
' 1 aagj.'Jtfi^L 1st present and aJ
,olulo<1 the small *lf
VyXff f brass signal gun 'If
rled. Before fir- ft
lng the piece. ft
however, he for- ?'
EW TWO PLANKS got to elevate the I
OUT" muzzle, with the |
lult the heavy charge blew two |
inks out of the deck and narrowly I
ssed exploding the gasoline tanks of It
j auxiliary engine. , f:
Commodore Perry, after inspecting 1
j damage, approached Cummlngs |
(1 shook hands with him warmly. 1
'Campbell." he said, "allow me to 1
ngrutulate you. You had all of Lake
Ichlgan to shoot at, and that's the
;gcst mark I ever saw any one miss. ;
it you did it"?SL Louis C*lobe-Dem- s
rat. 1
Helpfulness. * '
f I can stop 0110 heart from breaking *
I shnll not live In vain. .1
f I can ease one life the aching.
Or cool 0110 pain, 1
Dr help one fainting robin I
Into his nest again '
I shall not live In vain. .
?Emily Dickinson. *
Enlarging H~r Part. .1
[Jeorpc M. Coli. :i. tl??* wld? iv known
media;i engaged a yo.ing \\ >1111111 for j
? <>f li. prodii ii 'tis v.-lmse ambition
0 :!ed 1 r al'.ii; os. One morning
p v out to Mr. Cohan. i
"I have only one line In the first Act, \;|
r. Cohan," said she. "and hut one In
e second. Couldn't you give mo a A
ip for the third act also?" I
Mr. Cohan thought for n moment of
1 the trouble the girl had caused him
id of the exalted opinion she had of ^
ir itoor acting. 1
"Well, yes," replied Mr. Cohan.
during the lianquet scene In the third ;
t you may enter and say, 'Here Is a
int.* "
"Oh!" she exclaimed. "And do I
ing a hum 011 the stage with me?"
"No," answered Mr. Cohan; "It Ls not
speech; it Is a confession, my dear."
Kansas City Star.
Dcpew's Great Speech.
"When 1 was a very young man,"
miator Hepew once related, "I went
it to make a political speech with
mie older men one night. They wantI
something red hot. and I handed it
nt.
"I Just turned myself to skin the oposition.
and, on the whole, the audiII
e seemed to like It. The more they
lieered the more 1 warmed to It. I
as immensely pleased with my sue\ss.
Itnt after I got home I was wored.
I had roasted the other side
w fully. I lay awake wondering If it
ouldn't react and Injure our side u
lore iliiiii the opposition. <l
"Thou I bethought of some jicrsonal
llusions 1 luid made that might easily
e construed as libelous. 1 got a good
eal excited and slept very little. In
lie morning I hurried down to see
bet her the papers had rousted me.
'he meeting was reported all over the ! ^y
rout page. I plunged Into It, shivering
i nervousness. Hut I needn't hare
.orried. What it said about my speech
ras In the last two lines:
" 'A young man named Depew also
poke.' "
Nonroyal Headgear.
One of the attaches of the American
rabassy ut Ixindon once told a story
rhere'n Michael Joseph Harry, the
ioet, who was appointed a police mag Urate
in Dublin, was the principal
igure. There was brought liefore him
ii Irish American charged with qttiuib
i onduct. The ottlcer rriafclifg lb??. pJIBB
rrest stated, among other things, that
he culprit was wearing a "Republican \
int." ]
"Does your honor know what that 1
neuns?" was the imiulry put to the !j
i, 111t Ikir t'nA u/i/illoo/t'a 1 ? ?*?*?/?
vui t> irj iwr ?\_v U.icu o mn;ci,
"It may be," suB^ested Harry, "thai
t means u hat without a crown."
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