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iBYW. A. LEE AND HU&H WILSON. ABBEVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA, FRIDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 2, 1859. - , VOLUME VII,~NO. 31
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AT SEA.
BY H. W. LONGKELLCW.
The night was made for cooling shade.
For silence, and for sleep, 1
And when I was a child, I laid, ** ^
My hands upon my breast and prayed,
And sank to slnmbers deep;
Childliko as then, I lie to night, ..V
And watch niy lonely cabin light,
1'Tacli movement of the swaying lamp, I
Shows how the vessel reels; t
As o'er the deck the billows tramp, C
And all her timbers Btrain and cramp, 6
"Willi every shock she feels; v
It starts and'shudjors, while it burns, Ii
And in its hinged socket turns, t
Kow swinging slow, and slanting low,
It almost level lies; ^
And yet I know, while to an J fro 8
I watch the scorning pendule go
"With restless fall and rise, ?
The steady shaft is still upright, ''
Poising its little globe of light, ^
fi
O hand of God! O lamp of peace 1 T
O promi?o 6f my soul! T
Though weak and tossed, and ill at ease u
Amid tlie roar of einitiiig seas, 1<
The ship's convulsive roil, It
5 own, "with love and tender owe, ( ) e
"You perfcct type of faith and law ! tl
A heaVenly trust my spirit calms!
My eoul-with light;
The ocean singa bis solemn psalms, ..
"Tile wild winds chant?I cross my palms,
Happy as if to niglit
Under the cotiace roof again
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a uudiu wuc uuiuuig auuiiner ram,
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- REFUSES FOB THE UNMLAREIAKAfiLS. f
?George milliard, in one of Ijis capital letters
from London to tlio^^uston Courier, -j
*peaka*bf a class of "sojourners in London tl
who are men of birtli and breeding, but noi !>
,possessed of an income sufficient to marry 81
?for marriage, here, upon a small income "
"is a solemn thing?who have no homes, or
'rather houses, of their own, and pass their v
ilives.iu lodgings with occasional visits to ti
the continent," etc. lie then proceeds to ('
speak of the "club life," which is the substi- ^
>tute, to such men. for domestic bliss :?
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"^Bat'thero is one elemeut in the life of D
such a man which I have not stated : he c
-would, almost i .variably, bo member of tl
someone'of the many clubs in London, o
which are such characteristic features of *
fi
unodern London life. Iu his club ho would
tfind all tbe material comforts of the most lf
(luxurious home, at a very moderate ex- 8j
f>ense:?a well-chosen librarv : nil the lan/1. ~
in reviews, magazines, and newspapers,' -tl
foreign and domestic ; pen, ink and paper;
the attendance of well-trained servants; 11
&bd besides these, be may take all bis p
meals at tbe club, and upon any scale of h
expense that he chooses. xlubs are tl
fucceasful applications of aggregation . or
combination which lies at the bottom of 1:
bo many tff the socialistic schemes of the *
f>reseritftlay: the principle is right, and the .
only question is bow far it can be carried, t]
Unj. fartbeciliaQ it baa been done in . the 1
London club. The principle is, tbat what is 1
done for many more cheaply in proportion to l!
the numbers, than what is done for one? 0
you can feed or warm a hundred for a sum a;
lewihaif a hundred times what it takes to p
Vrarm-obf A thousand persons dub to- ti
gather aod-pay seventy-five dollars each; ^
'this wilf erect and furnish a large and hnnd- R
some bnitdiog, and then each of these per- n
sons %ill pay thirty dollars a year,^hich 0
**QE?ippply an fMom?'-to; tarry (t* on. R
Though s thousand persons 'hjwe. :a . right '
tprU*d tbeqlob, yet iiotjnore tiiati fifty :pr
VbandfetJ are actually using it at any one g(
time." ./> . Q
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ubvauihu i^iA^NKRs.?mere are a ibou- ci
aand pretty, ep^agiog little way* wf&b
evtfp ^erto^njaypat<m* wUboot nmnimr
the risk "of being deem ed eUber affected or 43
foppiah. Tha sweet -fimile, the quiet, cor- *
dial bow, the earnest movement in address- B
lag ft friend, or more especially a etraDger t\
whom ooe may lecommeaft to oar 'good -w
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COMMUNICATED.
TAX COLLECTORS AND TREASURERS OF
THE BOARDS OF COMMISSIONERS, AND
THEIR COMMISSIONS.
(rUBLXSIlED UY REQUEST.)
(COMMUNICATED.)
Mr. Editor?Sir: It is not my business or
suatom to write for tho press, but wilh 3*our
permission I will offer some suggestion through
Llie columns of the Batiner. ! have recently
iccn a list of tho Acts passed by our last Legql
nhi ra nnrl trr nntr woha nnoaA/1 ftmi '
ihonld not hfcYe "been I shall not atempt to
iay ;"butl will endeavor to show that they
ailed to pa;s Or amend Acts that should have,
>ecr, and in consequence of w1iic'h, the Tax
3olkctors cf the State and the Treasurers of
he Hoards of Commissioners will this year
eceivu of the tax payer's money, the sum of
?wenty Five Thousand Dollai-s, over and above
, full compensation for their services. This,
have no doubt, will be regarded as rather a
lold assertion. I shall attempt, however, by
acts and figures, to prove it
The Comptroller General of the State, as I 11
hink, very property, rccommendcd to the
.egislature in 1837, the propriety of reducing 1
Iterate of Commissions allowed to the Tax 8
Collectors, stating the present rate of Commis- c
ions was affixed when the amount of Taxes 1
ras one half less than at present. Since the ^
urge increase of the Taxes of the State, to re- 1
am the old rates of Commissions is unfair nnd "
ngeneroua, thus to pny one set of officers v
louble the vnlue of their services, while others '
re poorly paid. c
Tho Legislature, however, failed to enrr}* "
ut the Comptroller's recommendation. I think n
owever, it was generally expected that tire 1
legislature in 1858 would acton it, but they ''
tiled to do so. Aud although they raised the e
'axes of Mi<? Onn TTnmlpoi? nn.l l.'iftvr ll
'housand Dollars, the old rate of Commissions a
rSS continued, which will give tho Tux Col- P
ictors this your upwards of nine thousand dol- 'I
irs additional pay over last year, arid, I shall I1
ndcavorto show they should have received f
liat amount less than last year, mahing eigh- f<
2on thousand dollars this year- over and above n
full compensation for their services.
There are forty si.\ Tax Collectors in the h
tale, one (the Tax Cellcctor of Charleston) ?
eceives, aa commisssons, four per cent, on 0
ivcnty five thousand dollars, and one per cent n
n the balance of kw collections ; ten collectors 'J
eceive five per cent.; thirty-threo receive f
even per cent,; and two receive ten per cent.
I find the average wilt be about six and a 0
ourtli rcrcent , a
Now, sir, I have no doubt but the General c
'axes of the State will amount to six hundred j,
liousand Jollnrs, and the District Taxes, two g
undred thousand dollars more, makirif th<>
um of eight hundred thousand dollars. Tliis
t six and a fourth per cent, will give the
9nnd sum of fifty thousand dollars as com- ]
lissions to bo divided between forty-six men j
'ho, in discharging their duties, will occupy
toe varvini' from thren to t.i>n #>nr.li u
[lerlinps the Collector of Charleston may re- 1
uire twelve weeks, for which he Will receive I
pworJa of four thousand dollars.) But I will j
nrry the calculation a little further; I have ^
o doubt hut an average of seven weeks will
over Ihe time of each Tax Collector, making
le entire time occupied by the Tax Collectors ^
f the State, about three hundred and twenty I
reeks. for which they will receive this year r
fly thousand dollars, paid in advance. *]
Now, sir. my position is, that the last Legis ^
iture should have reduced the rate of Commlsons
to at least an average of four per cent. ^
hich would have paid the Tax Collectors of t
ie State the sum of thirtv-two thousand dot- ?
irs, or one hun&fed dollars for each week'n 0
*r vices, paid in%tqvMee. Is any reasonable r
i*n prepared to say that one handred dollars ^
week is not ample pay. Aqd this would
ave saved to the State the sum of eighteen r
lonsand dollars this year. a
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ii?w, mi, uuving, as 1 mime, Known lhal tlie r
ist Legislature should have amended the Act ?
rhich provides the rate of Commissions to the ^
'ax Collectors for receiving the State and Disrict
Taxes, I now come to say something of '
lie amount of commissions received by the F
reasnrers of the Boards of Commissioners t
hroughout the State. I take it for granted (
]at the law is unifortn. and tbnt the Commis- ,
oners in the different Districts Rod Parishes
y .? : ^
rtbe St&* receive the same, rate of commisions.
I shall btfse my calculations on the Re- ?
orts of the Commissioners of Abbeville Disrict.
An/1 T vnnlil iiint li?f? r?m?rt t.Tiat. if AK. ^
eville delegation had taken a glance at the J
Reports made lost Octotiifc Court, by theTrcas- ii
rers of the Boards, and especially the Report r
f the General Board of (he Commissioners of ^
oads, whose Coam iselone amounted to the
:m of four'hundred and thirty dollars, for 1
boat one day's labor, they would have seen ^
le propriety of amending the Act which gives c
leUvpay. TboXreasurers of tb?Gojniat#?k>ners e
f Poor and Publico Buildings, is tbeir pub- g
slied Reports have ebown, reoeive five per
ent. commissions for receiving the Taxes from
io ColUetor and piying it oat?;
I ' i . 'Iv _ - ' k
.1 tpv? aeon no published Re porta of the
#tmo?M$onwt of ibttda, for aevernl ye?rs, 1
ntil last October. But I understand for the C
five y??te the T? r4ij*#rera of the General
ojrd haTe'VleeeWed fijp per'cent. comtnU- n
on? on tbe wbde amount of Ihe Bridgi Taxea
rhi^3?iW^a, T*x .GfojMtor 0
fownrefri o* tt?e Sob 1
varue. xuo x reuureri ei uiVBut tff#rds ft
4V? etch revived twenty dollars annually, a
ni tlieti<ierdfe^Df-'8ie Gen?r*l Board,' Mn ^
oll^vre, (if -^fflBover in the Report that the
toMuret ot the TJpp?r B*ludjp?o?rd lut vetr
^ ?Iu?id tin M?f?^ * '
oifcbcrta^Brid^T^tf'AbboMeDis- I
rfet And *<> BgSflge tafc**-*** usually as i
wy ?? ^ *y i
MM UiliiflM^RaniL kwniTOi* tKnn 1 1
dollars for the Treasurers of the Poor, Road and
Publio Buildings throughout the State, and
this I regard as at least seven thousand dollars
more than it should be. It is to be borne in
mind that the commissions, though they are ]
large, are not their only incomethey frequently
hive large amounts Cf cash on hand which
they use three or Fix months Without accounting '
for interest, and I will juBt here (ako the last <
Reports of the Treasurers in our own District
for example. They had cash in hand the first
of October over fivn Llimisnml ilnllnro Ihi*
was in their hands for three months at that
time, (tho first of July Seing the time pros- <
:ribcd by law for the Tax Collector making |
settlement with the Treasurers,) and I presume <
the most of this sum remained in their hands
to the first of January, say six months. This
it the legal interest, would give them the sum ,
>f oue hundred and seventy-five dollars. Is
my reasonable man prepared to say that tho
Jse of this money for six months without inter- v
:st is not ample compensation for receiving the {
noney from the Tax Collector, counting it over ]
ind charging themselves with the same! ,
Now, sir, my position is, tho Treasures of the |
Boards of Commissioners throughout the Slate I
hould only receive two and a half per cent, f
:ommiBsion instead of six, and this would save c
hree and a half per cent, this year on two hun- r
Ired thousand dollars, or the sum .of seven -c
I .1-11 tl: JJ..1 ?_ r_i. -
iiuuouuu uuiKiirs JLIIID uuucu lo II10U8- ?
,nd of additional or extra pay to the Collector, t
vill make the sum of twenty-five thousand dol- i;
irs. You and your reader h&ve these farts and r
alcnlations to examine. If my propositions are a
uir, and the calculations correct, I think I have r
?ade out my case?that fur want of Legislation J
Ircre will be twenty fiv?. thousand dollars of the \
, T .... . - ' '
|iuujiit: ? money expended 11119year without any t
quivalcut. This sum,'of course, is not* very i
irgc for Ihe Stutc of South Carolina to give
way, but, sir, it might have been applied to }
ay the interest 011 soma of the Stale debts, ot I
r the Legislature had granted aid to tho Blue \
tidj?e Railroad it would have paid interest 011 I
jut hundred thousand dollars, at six and a D
jurlh per conl., which would have kwt it in <
lotion.
I havo only to Bay, iu conclusion, sir, that I v
ope this subject be. taken up by sonie per- F
on more capable thanmyself, and discussed, l
ud when the uext Legislature assembleq^tlicy 8
lay see the propriety of acting in the case.? v
["he remedy ? with thatbudy, and should they C
ail to reduce the present rate of commismonaaN t
awed to the Tax Collectors, and the Treasurers
f the Beards of Commissioners of Poor, Roads c
.nd Public Buildings throughout theStale, 1 shall e
oncludo that the men holding these offices, ti
uve strong friends in the Legislature of our j,
tato. t]
A TAX PAYER. a
Hon. JonN Y. MASON.-^MiniBter to ^
France, died in that country on the second $
nstant. Mr. Mason was born in Virginia, fi
bout the year 1765. In 1810 be grad- b
mted at the University of North Carolina "
le devoted himself to tho study of tho law jj
uimediately after his graduation, and rapi- 0
lly attained distinction in his profession, b
or some years be occupied tho office of 0
udge of the District Court of "Virginia,
ictween tlie years 183*7, be act$l as th? .
cpresentativo of his native state in Congress. e(
.'he prominent part which he took in poli- a
ical affairs, and the ability which he dis- a
ilaycd, gained him a seat in Tyler's Ca- 11
>inet? He accepted the appointment of S
lecretary 01 iue .wavy unaer tnat JfresiUer p
n tbo fourteenth of Ma rob, 1??4, an i(
esigned the position on the thir^ of March tl
845. He was not, however, permitted to 1>
emain long in private life. Preqjdent Polk b
ssigned himJ.be position of Aittorney-Geneal
in bis Cabinet. Mr. Mabon occupied,
bis post but a short time. In 1846 be Cl
ras transferred to the .Navy Department, fa
?itb the duties of which his previous ex- b
erience rendered him more familiar. Upon n
be accession of General Pierce lo office,
Jenersl Mason was selected for the French J,
niasion, and at once proceeded to Paris, w
r.1 1.-1 !_.J l .
ucip un uua rouiuiueu WllUOUl IDieiTQlSSlOD e
rom that period until bis death. 0
b
Mr. George Vandb rho??.?ThU dis- ft
inguiBbed elocutionist, is creating quite a
utore, we notice by our western exchanges
a tbe various cities in Wbich be is giving u
eadings. At St. Louis, be was engaged E
or four evenings, and read from shakes- U
ebb, Sheridan, Dickens, and the poets. E
[lie Mercantile Library Asaoci^ion of that o
>ity paid bim tbe highest price Jfer reading b
ver given by it to any gentkman who hat. a
.ppeared in the lecture hall the society, a
Fhe Missouri Republican thus Speaks of-his b
Cvenihg with Sheridan?"Mr. Vandkjt- 1
low introduced the celebrated oodttdy vt>f It
ha "Biwale.' with a. ikatoh of th? lifo ?n<? a
?ni* * . . >. r "MM
areor of Shsridan, and remarks on the e
ige in wliich be lived and- ?parkled/and u
rrote?of the origin of h\h firit comedy^ T
>f bia marriage, elopement, and duels, eta- h
ruciafcall the principal incidents from bia *
cbool-boy daya to the boar of hi? deatb; *
11 - r m. 4ii 1 i-J- .? >
ii oi wpm ww k BHioj prwuae w mo :
Bfiding of the'{dtp. Mr. Vahdknhopf's ?>
etidition of the play tUalf was remarkabUr <1
;ood, and bis rapid ohafigo from one chafac- ir
ar to another, and hfa adnrtr*
le persooation of Sir Aotboop Alxwtfltt, E
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UTOtaWW by esolAiQiog, "How I o
y^njdTO^^k wi^lr ? u
WKITTKN VOE THE 1'RIM.
JOHN'S BAPTISM.
NO. 2.
1. " By what formula) did John administer
Buptistn ?
2. Was John's Bapt'um Christian Baptism f
3. If John's baptism was Christian B.iptism
why were tho people who submitted to it baptizd?
4. Why was our Lord Jesus Christ baptized?
6. And, upon what profession of Faith i
0. What does baptism represent!
1. If it represents the burial And resurrection
if Christ, what represents the descension of
he Holy Ghost, or, the baptism of the Holy
jliostf
8. By what mode wa3 baptism administered ?
9. If by immersion, eoow how "into means
it\dert"
I now proceed to notice the third Query.
"If John's Baptism was Christian Baptism,
vliy wero the people who submitted to it re bapized?"
Suppose the Disciples Paul found at
Iphesus had been baptized by John and aftervards
re-baptized ut Ephesus. This could not
tare proved John's baptism was not Christian
mptisin, for there is no intimation of any deect
in the ordinance as practised by him, but
rnllie other band the fact that the Savior subletted
to it, is a proof of its perfection as an
irdinancc, and tire Appointment of John by the
invior is a proof that there was no defect In
ho administrator. The natural inference then
5, that the defect which rendered re baptism
icccesary was in tbe candidates. The objection
issumcB the very thing to be proved?that their
e-bnptism was rendered necessary because
ohn's baptism was not Christian baptism;
vhioli is nowhere intimated. But, if true, llie
ruth of it would!of course, fall upon my Querst.
But if this is a case of Re-baptism it is periaps
the only ?no Tccord?d in the Scriptures.?
'uter, Phillip, Andrew, Nathaniel and Apollos,
mil many others, ?nbrnitted only to John's
isptism, afcd yet these labored by the m>poinlaest
of Christ under the Christian dispensaion,
-even admitting that tliat dispensation did
rot commence until the ascension of tho Saior.
What would the oue caso at Ephesus
rove agaiuBt bo many / But I again repeat
hat if all had been re-baptized, and their caes
reported by the sacred historians, they
rould not have proven that John's was nc4
Jbriatian baptism, unless, my Querist wfll prove
hat they were baptized for this reason.
Zt would be <$@cult to provfe4h&t these Disiples
were re-baptited tit nlkvj believe, howver,
they were. I will now proceed to give
he most probable reason why they were* nud ,
j doing so, I will give my Methodist' Brother
lie authority wd&ave for baptizing those who
re so frequently leaving his Society for tiro
urpose of Uniting with the Baptist Church.
It is fi?t said these Twelve were baptized
yJohn, but "unto John's Baptisn)/' These
;om their distance from Palestine had probaly
heard vague and erroneous reports conccrn
lg John's baptism?perhaps they were entire1
ignorant of the qualifications required by
ini preparatory to tho administration of the
nlinftiiPA * nr fcliA
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ccn entirely incompetent, either on account
f ignorance concerning what John Ujijglit, or
'om not being duly appointed to thi^^fork?
aul's conversation with them seems very cleary
to imply that there was a want of proper iutruction,
either in the candidates, or, in the
drainistrator. If Mr. Wealey could organize
Society ''on his own book" becoming her
twgiver, and dispensing, as be did, with the
criptural Qualifications for bfrtotism bv adher
? ?*
g to the practice which hie Chureh ^that of
Ingland,) had borrowed from the Church of
'.orae; surely is it not unreasonable to suppose
ist a similar thing was done in a lesser enghtened
age of the world. And if our pedo
nptist brethren re-baptizo those who come to
ieir communion from the Papal Church, sure*
j they can never cennuro us for baptiting those
ho come from their Societies to our Church,
specially when we remember the well known
ict that in several respttots (such u mode of
nl!am anil ifo onltiA/tfta #?!?#> iMttt mI*
lent, Ac,) there is a much taorS intimate re*
itionship between their Societies and the Paul
Church, than their is between theirs and
* *
uro. If, therefore, the. Disciplc3 at Ephesus,
'era re-baptized because they had not complii
with the tecg^of the commission, surely all
there who havefailedlo complv with it should
e re baptized on appfioatioitto our Churches
>r ?emb<rahip. '
HottSnous wonic.--^n attV*ctivo rol- .
mo baa just appealed from "the press of
tinni._ A J
fuuu auuvo' icmil. CUUUOU) "AUU AUV6UH
ires of Mr. Verdant Greeny' by Cutbbert
k'do, one of the acknowledged humorist*
f England. It is a capital after-dinner
ook?one to louDgs over when, (be nuts
nd wine being disposed of, a desire lo be
toosed and instructed, with the least: powile
exertion on our own pari, possesses as.
bit work delineates Soglish college-life..1
[r. Verdant Green is an oifintd mllnmAt*. 1
- - V~v ? to .
ho portrays the^ different stages of^ hisi
areer from bis initiation as a fresh man
nlil be taker bis degree*"and is marrie?$ |
he book dboopds with strokes of. riohr.
umor and sprightly description. The
ork, as published in En?te&d,*lx>ing filled
ith extensive ptate* va^too cotfly to' be
iy_v_ _ .i ii,i. ? ' ;U.i *_ &U? a
?W?in New-Yofk the Lfibo?
publish?' 8toreotyp**j?U of th^g^uft, ,
lcludio^the tbont*
ikj oopie? yi un mrpifMHjpia in
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THE HtfSBAHD WHO WAf TO BIIITD THE
HOUSE.
Once on a time there was a man so surly
and cross, ho never thought his wife did
anything right in the house. So, one
evening, in hay making time, became
scolding and swearing, and showing his
teeth and making a dust.
'Dear, lavcr, don't he so angry ; there's a
good man,' said his goody ; 'to-njprrow
let's chango our work. I'll go out with the
uviTcia anu iiiuvt 1W1U jTOU BUail lllinU IUO !
house at home.'
Yes, the husband thought "that would do
very well?he wa9 quite wiiiing ho said.
So, early next mornlBg, his goody took a
scythe over her neck, and went out into tho
hay field with the mowers, and began to
mow, but tho mau was to mind the houso
and do the work at homo.
T?:_i _it i - ?
x-irai, ui an, ue wanna to ctiurn tlie butler,
but when be bail churned a while, he
got thirsty, and weo^.down to the cellar to
tap a barrel of ale. So, just when be hail
knocked in the bung,and was putting the
tap into the cask; bo heard overhead the
pig corno interfile kitchen. Then off ho
ran up the cellar steps with the tap in his
band, as fast as be could, to look after th e
pig lest it should upset tho churn ; but
when he got up and saw the pig bad
already knocked the churn over, and slooJ
tb ere, rooting and grunting amongst the
creatu which was running all over the
floor, be got so wild with rage, that be
quite forgot the ale and ran at the pig as
bard as bo could. lie caught it, just as it
run nnf r?f /Iaai-o orwl
VV.% v. turn It OUC1I it JVltb)
that piggy lay for dead on the spot. Then
all at once he reraoiiibcuid ho had the tap
iu his hand ; but when ho got down to the
co liar, every drop of ale had run out of the
casu.
Then be went into the dairy and found
enough cream to fill the churn again, and
so bo began to churn, for butter they must
have at dinner. When ho had churned a
bit, ho remembered that their milking cow
was shut on in tho bver. and hadn't
had a bit lo cat or drop to drink ail the
morning, though the 6un was high. Then
all atonco he thought' twas too far to tako
her down to tbe meadow, so ho'd just get
her on the houso top?-for tho house, you
must know, was thatched with sods, and a
fino tjtop .of grass was growing there. Now
their house lay close up against a steep
down, and ho thought if he has laid a plank
across to the thatch at tho back, ho'd easily
get the cow up. 13utstill ho couldn't leavo
tho churn, tor there was Lis little babe
crawling about on tho floor, an 1 'If I leave
it,' ho thought, 'the child is sure to upset it.'
So ho took the cliurb on his back, and
went out with it; but then he thought he'n
Kflcf firot lirofnr tKn l%rv tnmiA/1
VVU? Miu. OMVVI kUU \j\J ? UUiUlO ug IUI1IUU
her out on the thatch ; so ho took up a
bucket to draw water out of tho well, but as
he stooped down at tho well's brink all the
cream ran out of the churn over bia shoulders,
and so down into tho well.
Now it waa rSftr dinner limo, and bo
hadn't even got tho butter yet,; so he 1
thought he'd best boil porridge, and filled
tho T?ot with wator, and hung it over tho '
fire. When ho had done that, he thought
the _ cow might perhaps fall off the thatch '
and bjs^Lher legs or her neck. So he got
up<on^pfTicma6 tQ tie her up. One end of
the- rope he made fast to the cow's neck, (
aD^theyOther 60 slipped down tho ohimnev
and tied round'his own thigh ; and he had
to mako ha?(j5,for the water now began to
*oiI iu the pot, and he bad stiU, to grind the \
Afltmaal 1%A <* ? ? ? ? * * *
vuvmtoK uy gliuu HWHJ' j UUl |
while he was bjird at it, down fell (he cow ,
off tbe housetop after all, and as she fell, (
sho dragged the man up tbe cbitnney by ,
the roDe. - Tbera Iia ntiip.lr fust oncl f??
the-coW,?h?d_ down tti&' jfeffl.' ,J
?w>n|ii)g^ iotreen .1$*^*' ^?Mj?B^<br s
sh?jfc?u1(i neithdr got down t
Anilgtftiow had waj|?djf9*en v
lepgtbs And aeven breadths for her husband? c
to come and dfll her home to cUiiner; Jflpp]
never ?,^all bad. At last, she thooghfcla,
.fruited long enough and went home.* j,
But^.iihftn she got there and saw thecgy a
??&N$, -in each an pb?*i aha ran^p t
and ?ai the rope in twd or" fofthc. v
^Butas she did this down s
out of, thocbimoey ; And RO,Vtfb&oBl?fw %
th* ."
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HOW THE ABOLITION DOCTORS DISAGREE.
Greeley, in his labored defence, of the
assassin Brown, says that bo was driven into
his present coOrso by the conduct of the
'Border Ruffians that ho had gone to
Kansas to settle as a pcaceable citizen, but
was attacked by tho pro slavery men, his
property destroyed, o:c. All this had rendered
him desperato, and ra&dc him anxious
for vengcr.nce. The argument of Greeley
is ergo, tho "Border Ruffians' aro rcspon
sioio ior liio Harper's lerry conspiracy.
Now all this stuff is hii'ked over both by
Drowflfc hiinsclf and his dear friend Jani3.
Iledpath, a correspond mit of th e Tribune
Brown said, in a recent conversation with
Senator Mason, 'that ho did not goto Kansas
to settle, bui because of the difficulties.
Now, bear what Red path says, which entirely
corroborates what Urownsays of him- I
self; |
Tor thirty years ho (Brown) seoretlyJ
ctiemueil tlio idea of being the loader of
scrvilo insurrection ; tlio American Moses,
ine-deatincd by Ojgmjpolenco to lead tlio
scrvilo n:ilir>n in nut- R/?iii ??
freedom; if necessary, through the Red
Sea of civil war, 6f rapes. Tt was no 'mad
idea,' 'concocted at n lair in Cliio,' but a '
mighty purpose, bora oT religious convictions,
which he nourished in his heart for a
half a life-time. When tho horizon of freedom
looked gl.'Oiny in Kansas, ho took
leave of his wife and tho younger children,
and, with several of his sons-^-four or five '
of them?went out to Kansas. Ho thought
tho hour was nnnrr?n<-liiiirr i'w liie ir/M-lr ? ?>
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bcpin.'
Now wo see what all Greeley's excises
for Old Brown amount to. It is proves
conclusively tliat ho went to Kansas not as
a peaceful seltler,? but for the purpose of
doing just tcltal lie had done in Virginia^
and tbe 'llepublicau' preachers and politicians
supplied.- him thero with Sharp's
rifles to do what ho has now ijone. Ac
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tuiiuujj iu ii, ins purpose^nas always
been tho same.Surely this revelation throws
great light upon Kansas affairs, and proved
what has often been'contended, that tho
LJlaek Republicans' supported theso wretch>
es 111 .Kansas for the purpose of forcibly
attacking the institutions of the South. Of
course tbousauds wero**'dclui^fed* into the
belief that it wa3 - all done as a defetico i
against t'io Missouririns, but the leaders
knew better all th'e time.?fiV. Y. Bay
Book. '
Always Pomte.?Once in a wWta even
ladies aro met with who are i^dt&frpoliLb
as they should bo; and occasionally^J&rey
meet their match. - *
The Columbus train was unusually full;
from Ibis city to Bcrea. However, fi gentlo
man occupied one whole seat to himself
and his wife nuotber to herself. tli ey were
strangers To this part of tli'o country, were
good clotbers, and Apparently thought tboy
were rather more pumpkins than other*
were. The lady was young, and bad tantalizing
Curls. In Amn n rslpnsnnt
o 1 ,vv""8
lady, also young, but without tantalizing
curls, and commenced looking for a seat. |
"IsjJiis seat engaged ?" she affably 6aid
io me imiy wuti curls.
"I calculate to occupy if myself," was
the reply.
"Is anybody occupying itjjitb you V
"That makes no difference?I mtend to
iccupy it myself." /
Will you see me stand up?'''
"Yott can do a9 you please."
"Well, I think I will sit down." *
So saying, the pleasant lady sat dtjwn,
jut instead of striking the seat slio found
lcrsclf in the lap of the lady with curls
vho had suddenly moved with tbo intention
>f blocking the pleasant lady, out. 'Very
veil," said the latter, as pleasant as a mor?ing'
"I a in comfortable enough." But
fa$)ftdy was not. Tbo mountain of con
oUdatodTsrinoJioe was riffKr too much for
n*rr?w spaco; bcsWtas, the pleasfttiflady 1
yas rather heavy; and curls'dartod fiogcgly.J 1
>at <jf the scat and darted into the hpxt car. ,
?hefclcasant lady, when she found .that sTie
tad the seat all to hmelf, leaned back an3
aughed outright. Xhflgfe^btttbaod bad. ;
woke from a expressed-a desifb
somebody?Hifdo't^gjaotJy know
?ho-rfof insulting his WW, but IS? paa DgorB
1 jjughdd hjra out of it The p lea- .
MVitlrfd* a*id A ft A *ToA Sti^A iral?'
?Clevtfaiid Ptaindrtfer. ' . *\
Dcrfeiif an bcoKiron^j
JarU, and
'. . : v.?C:>. " ' - ' info- :. v. -.- 'i
E X C E it T S.
Though a good life may not silence cal
urriny, it wrll disarm ill ?v
Whoever writes or acts by system* may
stand n chance ofbeiDg uniformlywrong.
Anindirect way of getting a drink of
water at a boarding-house, is to a?k for 4
third CJp of tea. sjThe
gentleman wbolfe lips pressed a lod^'i
"snowy brtiw,1" did fi^t'c-'^h cold. *
A poor spirit-h poorer than a poor piH&e.
! A very few pounds a year would easo a raa"a
of the scandal of avarice.
^ ;
A Icllow not on good ttnns with liis boots,
bad the impudence to remark tl^at be comH
'soil tbcm easily enough, -because they by.',
been half Boled once. 1
Equivocal.?A writer in once of our
! lodnl papers speaksrof a friend* of bis thai
! lias alwHys been accustomed to tbo peri.
Is t]r^B}6tfd an author or a goose ?
"John,"said Browne to bis son, "John;
you are lazy ; yftiSt on earth do you expect
to do for a living!"?"Why, father, I've
boon thinking as how I would bo a railway
director." ^
rtaiuro lias givcu woman twq painful^
but heavenly gifts, which distinguish them;
raid often raise thern abovo human nature
compassiotl and enthusiasm.?Lamar^xnt.
Wit may be a thing of puro imagination;
but humor involves sentiment and chancer:
u??? ?i-.i- -
"" Jul jo v>i n guuiai quality, ana is cioseiy
all'.ed to pity.
How small a portion of oiir UVea is that
wc truly enjoy ! In youth we are looking
f.,.. 1 ?- ?i--*? . *4'"
I .vinniu iui luuiya maiaru 10 come; id <ji<1
age wo look backward td thirigs that' are
past. ^
Wherever there ia au tborityj. tWe; ia-i
natural inclination to disobedience. " "it waa
60 with ourflrst parents, and it his .over beeti
so with all their descendants.
Upon matters whiclj-are affected by feeling
and sentiment, the judgment of womari
[jsurpassos that of taian ; ber more sensitive
nature carries her to hei(?ffts wbich .his coat^ *
ser nature cannot reach.Some
<iay it will be foiltod liiat to,*tfKiig
-J' ? > nnu a gcillUL Udvmns,n gyud
temper, and a liappy *fraiiJe bTmiod, itf1 A
greater effort lhap to perfect bitfi'm manf
accomplishments.
* v . +
Aim at perflation'in everything, though
in most thinjfra it is unattainable: however
they who aim at it, afad-'^iifsever*,'' wiji
come much nearor to it than'.-those whose
lazicSaa and dapondency it
up as unattainable. .*^S?
TTTt -*t I. . 1 '*">
w nen *onnire was ipiu iuai a ujena oi
Lis w;is studying; to bucoaie^ plrtAicfnn',lfd
exclaimed, "Why will.hg Be bo mean i Hs
will bare to thrust drugs of which he knows
little, into a body bf Knows leas:
A would be wit Ji^Sfbg fired off all his
.stale jokes without effect, at last exclaimed t
never laiugh tftien Isay^good tbjo?
I'?"Don't "Ported
too with ohe:w .>%' >.
,. . - ~ . fki ;'A-~ AC*? '
vv.1 a reprosj^jiayon 01 ittozam, W0*1
Giovanni,'" aryoung coxcomb Ji6otN<L^
loud Certain airt bf the cpem^ijs
all his DeigbfebtS. Afl'"6iuateur,%'ii5 Bat,,
beside fiim ur^ableWb heifr loW_
Raid nloutfc^What n fool
me ?" Ba??j|?fr tro\ib1e&0ttio ,/dtoi^
"Nffigir. Ccbmp^iilS^tarib.JfthbJarereot*
my hearing you." "
"Ma*sTotn_l Tom;
bowse I gwinelo get downKdae?lN?p
''Come down the wfatyr #ay .up;
LI -.t.1 . i ? J ./jwII /'ikjl
ypu oiocKueaa i rentea toe
oing up to see #Uat ,ttie jn^Waf. f **tte
A3 mo way afc I eg.
1704;"amidW tbt p^arl*,and
pliimetljrtfe M?^J|rjady whfckahwui
9re*a tousl^W iipiMfrplo
from a - kf oakr &p . ^fc"
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