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Left squenling alone ; All bis grunting companions Are butchered and gone; No pig of his kindred, No porker is uigh, To help empty tho swill-trough, Or ahare in his sty. 1*11 irot leave thou lone one, To starve io the pen, Since thy mates are all pork now, Die shult thou -with them. Then thus do I off ?r Th*> lrnifo <n tli** iU?-a?* ...J And thou shall be pickled, Like every dend about, And may I be present "When thou art the treat. For hum, souse or sausages "Who would not cat! "When people nre hungry. And beef enn't be hud; r<-_ ??? ? ? l ur vaimuig me nppeuio Pork is not had. TTN-AKEEICAKISMS OF THE CHINESE. One of iho missionary writers on the land j of "ton," thus summarily specifies our differences from the "lea" totallers: "The Chinese parents select the wives for thewson*. and decide ivhnm ?h.?ir >1nn>rl>. : ?v.. tens filmll marry. Their budge of mourning is white, and their funeral cards are written with blue ink. They mourn for the dead by proxy, and select a buryinsr-pIacG for the j departed by the aid of one who makes that ? bis profession. Wo read horizontally ; tlipy perpendicularly. Wo read ^froni left to right; tney, from r^ght to left. We ttncow.r the bead as a mark of respect; they put on their caps. We black-ball our boots ; j iney whitewash thairs. W-e coaapress ll*e j , wnist; they, the feet. We give the place | of honor on the right; the, on the left. 1 We speak of northwest; they, of west ' north. We say tin; needle of the eompass 1 points north; they, to the south. We ' shake the band of a friend in salutation ; , they shake their own. Wo lnr?!?in ?! ? < ?- ' derstanriing in the brain ; they, in the belly. I ' Our ofBcinlR designate their office or rank 1 by a star on tho breast or epaulets on their 1 boulders; they, by a button on the apex ! of thnir fvinc W? ??? 1 ' - -* '* __ .1 s |ingc uur uouKS HI me top ; they, on tlie mnrgin. We print on both sides of the leaf; they, upon one. We place our fooL-notes at the bottom ; they, at the top of the pngc. We mark the title of a book on the back of th'e 4>inding; they, on the margin of the leaf. T_ jlii our jiornries wo sot our volumes up ; i g tbo lay theirs dowri. We keep our wives I in the parlor; they keep theirs in thekitch- 8 en. We put our daughters to schoul; they 1 '""put * theirs to service. We propel our ? -canai-boats by boree ani titeara ; they pull \ ibeira^by men. We take our produce to ] market tiy railroafl; they take tbeirs on men's shoulders. Wo saw lumber and 1 grind flour Ey steam and water-power; they J <lo it by human muscle. We turn a thous- c 'and spindles, and fly a hundiW shuttles ? without a single hand to propol; they em- 1 ploy a band for each. We print by a power- \ nrMR an/l **?? ?! - ?' r - >uswi i.j jk3 , tuuy, on woocien- ' blocks with a band-brush. We are a beard J6ss reptfblice-, they, a hoary-bended em- ( fire. We worship God; they offer incense ? llw y J ,& Sound Belief,?An exchange pays: t Wo ,*t v wiiwv ! ' oJiJdlJ ittnos . ana tuorougb I .cuHiyaiipn. We believe that soil lo('es to ' well as its owner, nnd ought, there- ? fere, to fee meowed.??We believe in large* , wup, wviuu lenvu ine'.iana Better Ui&a tbey [ found it?making bqftr"tbef?rmer and the C fartn rich at once. We believe in going p 4o the bottom of a tiling, j?nd, therefore 11 in deep plowing, and, DOUgh of it All, b <ibe better if with a subsoil plow. We beiieve that every farmer should own a good farm. We believe thai every fertilizer of : - # 'toy soil, is a spirit of iudustry, enterprise fipd intelligence?- without .tbi?^ lime attiJ- ? bonee and green manure, marl and guano tc w- . .. - -*.u YVe 4>Wi?v? in goal u< fe h00aM' s***1 <s jjp. - WRITTEN FOil TJ1K PJtESS. JOHN'S BAPTISM. NO. 1. Messrs. Editors:?The following Queries received from an esteemed i'cdo-Bapiist friend, I purpose answering with your permission, thro' tlie columns of your paper. For the sake of convenience I have numbered the Queries in the order in which tliev were written. Will you he kind enough to keep them at the head of cneli number. 1. " If}' what formultc did John administer Bnptism ? 2. Was John's Baptism Christian Baptism I 3. If John's baptism was Christian Biptism, why wore tlie people vko eulmiltei to it baptized / 4. Why wos our Lord Jesus Christ baptised? 6. And, upon what profusion of Faith f 6. What does baptism represent ? 7. If it represents the b'.irinl ami resurrection of Christ, what represents tiie dcscenaion of the ' Iloly Ghost, orj the baptism of the IIolyGhoolf ! 8. By what mode was baptism administered ? 9. If by immersion, show how " into means under t" My renson in asking the use of your columns for my reply is, because tho?.> immediately concerned are rubscribere to your paper. I write ;n no unkind spirit, but only design to vindicate what I conceive to be divine truth. I request those who differ from me, calmly to consider my arguments before they endeavor to search for others to prove the contrary. So much has been said nnd wiMtt.sn ?!./> I ject, that it would be presumptuous to claim originrlity for my thoughts. My opinions are based upon the Scriptures, but have been confirmed by various arguments used by others, and,drown from a variety of sources. Having made these preliminary remarks, I proceed to thejjoi.eideration of the Queries. As the discussion of the second Query seerne to involve the let, 3rd, 4th, and 5lh, I shall examine that first. 1st. John's baptism was Christian baptism.? I shall sustain thU proposition by the following considerations: 1. Thebdptium of John wa? instituted by Christ Christ has from the beginning reigned in the Kingdom of Grace, and he has been the author or ord.'iner oJ" nil institutions an<l ordinances given to liis people from tho days of Adam to ! the present time. John alsso spends of the Savior as he that ecut me to baptize." John 1: "3* ^ 2. 'The Scriptnrcs proves John* baptism to be a Christian baptism. Mark say* 1:1. John was baptizing in the Wilderness " in the beginning of the Gospel of Jesus Christ." Mr. Barnes n pedo-Baptift, eaysiti hia note?, that this v-erse refers "to the preaching of John, an account of which immediately follows." Now shall we say Mint the beginning of the Gospel is no part ,.f i n? v/i uic vrwpui i is me ueginmng of n doy no j p.irt of the day f Wlten the ^Scripturcs tny? ! " nil these ere the beginning of sorrow," does it nieau thufc the calamities epoken of ore not sorrowful! Was this beginning of miracless" [John 2: 11.) no miracle? Murk, in the fir-?t vereo goes back to give the very beginning of [his new dispensation, or religion, and (lit: tvurus mis is may justly be understood at tlie Ijeginning of tlio verse. Aficr this he goes on o sneak of John's preaching, ami baptism. If 1 lis baptism therefore did not bulong to the ui.-w | dispensation, that dispensation had no begin- ( nc, for if you CUt ofF John's bnnt.iem vnn i )1T wlmt Murk styles the beginning of the Gospel. But there ure other proofs of thus. The ' Jnvior eiiiJ : Mntthew 11,12, 13, "Ami from he days of John the Baptist until now, the Cingdoin of Heaven sufifere'.h violence, find ije violent take it by force." Hero " from the layc," means from the beginning of John's reaching. Then his baptism was after the be ui wie ivingoom ot Heaven, or under | lmt dispensation. Luke 1$: 18. "Tho law ^ md tho prophets were -until John, since that iwe tl?e Kingdom of God is preached, ami ev- 1 iry mun presseth into it." Surely no other con- ' I ruction ?ai be put upon this, thnu that as f oon fis Jobs began t? prtaeli, the Kingdom of < ileayen was preached. s j That John's baptism was not Christian Ban .ism 1b nowhere taught in the Scriptures. It 3 a doctrine the commandments of'men; and ( o say that it is taught is adding to the Word ! >f God. And to say that it does not tench the ( pposite is Ulcin^fijim the Word of God.? j iVe are responsible to God for onr belief, and ( t is dangerous to believe that to be the teach- g ng of God, which bat no authority In Jtis ? fford. 1 13ut admitting that John's baptiem ?m riot * Christian what could pedo-Baptista gain by it! c Surely nothing in respect to the baptismal conrOVerey. Whatever baptism was, nsadminis- <] eredj>y John, the same was the baptism'of ^ he commission and the sam6 that was practisd by the Disciplff after the Savior's ascension. n f the Greek prepositions en, eit and ape, were" 1 ?_.l ! II. " - ----- ecu iu uiu nt'cuunir oi trie ttavioij'* baptism, | t bey *i% avapplieskble In an account of th? or- I inaoce now, as then, for tlio act of baptism v tthesama, and. if John's baptism >$as not & ihriftian th? difficulty of harmonizing thtf ?rey&ions " titfo" o/*" with sprinlcng or poari?g as genefittly practised, would ^ a none the less. , ' - % T shall notice the 8rd Query ia the next nam- d or. B. P. 0. e Ninety-Sir, South Carolina. <, .< s ?' ' ??*.- 11 4 laugliabie' story is told of an old miser, |j uv, uaiRg *l ine poiDtor death, resolved u ? give all bis money to a nephew, at whose ? snds ho experienced some little kindness, v.i lam,' sftid 'h^?for that was h is qej>b2#i ?i f: lESammMMrMmBBr. - EDWAED BACON. Edward Bacon, Esq., from the fads obtained through his grandson James, camo to South Carolina in 1809, and must, very soon afterwards, have cjuno to Edgefield Court House, and there settled as ^lawyer. I first saw Mr. Bacon at Edgefield fSpreug term, 1825, Judge Martin who studied law with him at Edgefield, and whom ho assisted in his education at Litchfield, was thjn hispartner, and th^y had a large and lucrative practice. Mr. Bacon married Eliea Fov, at Au gusia, Georgia, 29th January, 1799. This amiable and intelligent lady still survives, adorning old ngc by her happy and ohcerful dis position, wieli is r blessing^to all around licr. IIo left at his death four cliil dren, John, Edmund, Sarah, (or now Mrs. Wigfall,) and Thomas remain. My friend, Mr. Laborde, a Professor in the South Carolina f\?llnnr<> cnvc ''Hnlii'D/in f?-??J"1 "v""-v" the years 1822 aud 1825,1 was a law-student, in the oflice of Messrs. Simkius & MuDuffic; and Mr. Bacon being there, in tlie practice of his profession, it was my fortune to witness llio happiest efforts which he made during this perod, at the Bar of Edgefield. It is not for mo to speak of the amount of his legal learning?to compare ?i.:~ ? ? ?;.i. -*? * * I in turn i?|icci wuu ouiers ; uiu i am not afraid to declare, that his language was chaste and elegant, and his elocution of a very high order. His natural endowments were extraordinary. Ilis person was commanding, his face and head uncommonly fine, his voice chorded musical, and of wonderful power, if is style of speaking was highly fir.slied, and I think I am. justified in saying that, as a model of graceful and eloquent elocution, tlie Edgcf ild liar cannot present another entitled to eonel praii?e. Let it not be supposed, however, that his merit was that of the mere rhetorician ; that he lind applause because of this avtintie skill, which was exhibited, and exerted none of that higher influence, which appeals to the heart aud commands the affections. When the occasion demanded it, no one exhibited a livelier sensiliiliiv a dot-per feeling, or was more apt to awaken i a sympathetic emotion iri tlio bosoms of others. "I remember when quite a boy, that I was nnich moved by a speech from him, in behalf of a man who was on trial for bis life. His whole soul seemed melted by compassion?thetear9 were flowing freely down his face, and he urged the acquittal of the unfortunate man, with a natural earnestness and eloquence which touched every heart. lliH appeals to the sympathies of tho Jury, were those of a man who was pleading for his o\vn life; and when, after: sketching ! most touchingly, the picture of human pas- ! sion and infirmity, tho sad heritage of man lie called upon every member of the Jury 1 to adont for himself Mia nonilinant *' - - w vwuvilllVUt VI lilO Universal Praj'er. I 'Tench mo to feci afitfthGr's woe, ' To l<i<lo tlie 6nij?'5|S*5^^' I Tliat mercy I to others mow, | That mercy allow to me.' , "The effect was electric, and all could see ] .hat the prisoner was sopn^io bo restored .0 his family and .frtgiids.'l In hio social .t ?? ? - * .uaiiiuLer, wr, x>ncor possessed extraordinary ittractions. His house was distinguished ' or hospitality ; and at the social meetings ^ )f the gentlemen of Edgefield, none conlri- . juted more to innocent pleasure and en- j oyroent. As the presiding officer of an , >ld fashioned dinner party, lie was without in equal.- Abounding in ufnrir nml otw.* ? ' " "" - ( lolo, dealing them out with most generous e prodigality, and in a way too, which none >f his cotemporarica could imitate, it is not ^ aying too much, perhaps to add, that his jresence alone was almost sufficient to nitigate every woe, and drive sorrow from . u-?. n ' - viijr wiCJiBi, j The foregoing is high, and I ' hare no ^ louht, deserved praise. My acquaintance ^ ?itb Mf&Bacon was slight; yet, I have seen ind heard him in Court, and I have no h_esiatioh.in alTjing that he jttWTiTnB of lh^^ meal, ucciaimerf to whoro 1 eVer listened^'ffl lis voice equal to fcfcat of Judge Gant^' irhicb I Wfe 'always believed was never . .... ' u urpassed. . v "In a ebort lime be bacapje.pne of tbe rigbVest ornamen^of the Edgefield Bar. | le jkrtaessed the power of oratory ffrhigh , trjjicu, ppuK.o ore roiunao, wilh grace, and rn; and it is even now traditional among * le older ^habitants of tbo! dh)trjjpt) that ^ is eloquent appeals fa capita! oalfes, pel- . om Tailed Ui^inofe the Juqr? to ? as at ll)o festive board, arid in social, coo ivial intereoursp. W- t> 10?^"2" *UC!l Op0Mi-l, v* fc ^tlie hou^o of Co.J. EUward^^S^g^e ^ <l*l sion, whon tho famous Dr. Maxcv, of Soutli Carolina College, was ndde<l to the list, no sooner had Mr. Bacon loft, t!io room, than lie, (Dr. M.,) enthusiastically exclaimed*, "A perfect Garrick, sir?a living, breathing noting Garrick !"Ou nnolberoccasion, Judge llarper inviied his Lfother Ganlt to dine with him, saying; "Come, wo shall bo five and you shall not lack of good cheer." Tho dinner was served to tlireo only, Mr. Bacon making tho third. Upon Judge Gantt inquiring for the absent guests, his host replied : *,T snid we should bo five?all ..... uvi?. jjviiuiu: pointing nt tiio same lime to Mr. Bacon, "behold Messrs. Gantt and Harper sitting with Jocus, Lovo and Comus." Years before this, the extraordinary wit mid humor of Mr. Bacon nlonof the circuit of llic Georgia Bar, had given birth, under, the magic pen of the wellknown Juilgc Longstrect, (now the able and beloved President of South Burolitm College,) in the fatuous "Gcorg-u Sccncs" to the creation of a character rejoicing in the sobriquet of "Ned Brace," liio original cf which concoplion found 110 equal save in the uniqueness of its action. Mr. 13acon was the original. Mr. Bacon was an accurate linguist, and so familiar with the ancient potts and satirsts, particularly Juvenal and Horace, as to be able to finish almost any sentence ouc might select.?Bench ami Bar. 1 PAT AND THE WEDDED PAIR. j IiJUt month Gen. Sampson Dove, of Winepusa, married the darter of the Amcri- ! Can Kfioimsrl f<?nnQi?l\ In Hnlilin ?- # ) ~ Jemima Fox. Did you ever see horjStranger?" "Never," I paid. "Well, that's a cruel pity, for you would liave seen a peeler, I tell you?a real corn-fed gal, and no mistake. Just what Evo was, I guess, when she walked about tbe garden, and angels came to see her?not so cvcrlastin1 thin and vapory, like sunbeams. Well, they first went to Killarney on a wedding'tower, and after tiiev had stareil nt. flie lnvr-Iv J t j till thoy liurt their eye, tliey came down here to see the Groves of Blarney, and what not. Well, the GjQgral didn't want folks to know they were only just married, ft>r the people always run to the winders and door.s to look at a bride, as if she was a bird that was only seen once in a hundred years. It's onconveuient, that's a fact, and it makes a sensitive, delicate-minded gal feel as awkward as a wrong boot. So 6ays the Gineral tn Pnt.' envs lir? nn on/1 , J , V.~.. V ^ ,...u tell folks wo are only just married ; lie low and keep dark, will you ? that's a good fellow.' 'Bedad, neverfenr, yer honor; divil a much they'll get out of me, I can. tell you. Let me alone for that; I can keep a secret as well as ever a praist in Ireland. -.V Well, for all that; they did stare, in a way that was a caution to owls; and well they might, for it ain't often they saw such a gal as Mis6 Jemima, I can lell you ; though the Irish gals warn't behind the doer when beaufv was rrivpn mil.? llmf'n o fo/?t A? J O - " ,MWM last the Gineral 6ees something was in the wind, above common, for tho folks looked amazed in tho house, and didn't seem half ' pleased either. So says he, ono day, Tat,' . says he, 4I hope yon did not tell them we wero only just married, did you T 'Tell you iva3 just married, is it, yer honor?' said he ; et me alone for that ! They were mighty nquisiuve aooui it,especially tbo master; le wanted to know all about it entirely. Married, is it ? snys 1; why, they ain't married , it nil, at all, tbe divil a parson ever said jrace over thcra ? But FH tell you what,' you won't repeat it to nobody, hey are goin' to be married in about a ortuiglit,for I heard them say &o this blessed lay, with my own ears.' If tbo Gineral wasn't hopping mad, it ain't no matter. In ._tr 1 - '? ? inn Hu nour lie and dis wile were on board i be steamer for England, and Pat is in the >ed here yet from the kicking he got.-?Dub- : ] in University Magazine. ! 'I ; " A Frenchman's Enolisii.?An English j fontlcman bating, occasion to go to & frcnce chemistin St Malo, to consult him 1 ,n flia HUut .f - M ?nv?.9?iwjcvit vt u J iiv u o a nil UK., cufjcijeni" ( it undertook to send a remedy-to fiWfcotel; nd, notwithstanding lha fact' Hint the jentleraan wo^a'good'Frenoh linguist, the ( 'renchnian piqued bimsejf upon his stipe*- 'J ior -English, and not ooly perjistttil' in con- '] crsalion in (ho language, but sent the * pills with the following directionaj^ached * ?'Sir ihall taie two pill a]J day, ft&ehall ' ot'cot them two hours afterwards.' .. f - -' "? ' ' * KB*FWOP cdirf^r^ntorcoMt^ wUb preoos of decided vi/toe and ???H*nce sHi^ v.v .'.'it .wiAJTrT. ' *or great ffopprtane* in the formation of | gocd character. ,Tbe fprce ofe**t?ple J W creatnrca of- fotntflk- M on, iftbd, by a necesssry.influence, Our uhib and tompart-afe very much forfued S ^ wfiora . v - ?.'' ' W;-'."' : m^mammmmaammaaBammmmaamamammmmammmammamammmamaam THOUGHTS WHILE SEWING, BY AN OLD VAID. Men sow wild oats, and woman buttons. ?The shortest way lo a man's heart is down his throat.?Man's love is like the moon, if it does not grow larger, it is eer tain to grow smaller.?A man may 'do good by stealth," but as for bis blushing 'to find it fame,'that's all nonsense.?Man shrinks from cold meat. Does this arise from man's innate piesumption of always ruling the roast ??Man takes a woman with a dowry iu the same way that ho accepts the hamper that brings him a handsome present of game ?Men have two ways of extinguishing the tlnmo of love?lliey eillicr let it burn out quietly, or they snuff it out l>y one blow.? In a dilemma, during the timo a mnn has been standing liken fool, fumbling for an 1' excuse, a woman will have invented ten lli/tiictirl w: -r.-- r.-ir i . I ? hum iiibuiivu loonsu enougn | to siL up for their liusbnnds, but you her.J* | , of few husbands who have tlio patience to i ^ sit up for their wives.?How many men ^ are there who think they are making themselves exceedingly popular when they are ( only making themselves extremely ridiculous.?Men have been pointed out to me who were said to be great thinkers. I ( have watched them, and found them very great thinkers?men who evidently thought ( j a great deal?bnt then it was evidently ( | about themselves.?An old maid's oidy ( I confidant is her pillow. All her cares j wrong, and thoughts, both sleeping an<l waking, are confided lo its soft embrace It is the only depository and witness of the tears that she sometimes sheds over broken * uopes. JMoro ttian tin?, it is a confidant ! that never mocks?never betrays lier. THE HATTEB-OF-FACT MAN. 'I am what tho old woman call an 'Odd , Fish.' I do nothing under Heaven without a motive?never. I attempt nothing unles I think thc-re is a probability of my snccee- I ding. I ask no favors when I think they 1 nre not deserved ; and finally, I don't wait ' upon the girls when I think my attentions c won Id be disapreeablo. I nm n * o ~~ " x"* fa^|^ limn?I am. I once offered (o attend c a young lady home ; I did so: !ry?Iy ; tlint is, I meaul to wait o:j her home if .she wan- a ted " me. She ncccpled my offer. I went ' home with her; and it has ?ver bioco been u an eriigam to me whether she wanted me I or not. I bade her 'good flight,' and she ^ said not a word. I met her next day, and I ^ -?:,i . -> T ?. _ it I. ?iiu nut n nuiu. i inei again nnu sue gave me two hours* talk. It struck me as ciiri- " 0U9. Sbe feared I was offended, she said, s and couldn't for the life of her conceive e why. She begged mo to explain, but did ^ not give mo a chance to do so. Sbe said * sbe hoped I wouldn't be offended ; asked. e me to call, and it has ever since been al P mystery to me whether she really wa uted u mo to call or not^ IT I onca^'rfaw a lady at ber window. I il l-? T ? .11 ? ? ' ? - ' luuugjik i wouiu cnu.' i (tut. 1 inquired n for tbo lady, and was not at home. I ex- 11 peeled she was. I went aicay thinking so. I rather think so still. I met her again A She was offended?said I had not been neighborly.' She. reproached me for my p negligence; said she thought 1 had been unkind. And I've ever since wondered e, whether she thought so or not. A lady once s:?id lo me that sbo should n like to^be married if sire could get a good 1..-I 1 U L4? - Vywu^v^u(vii< ua^i/(iuu tviiu vvuinu iiiilbO IHJ^j J hap^y-,1 or at least try to. 6he was not'J^jj difficult to please,'she said. I said I should jj liko to get mnrried too, if I could find a C} wifo that would try to make me happy. , Sho said*, 'Umphl' and looked as ifsho ^ meant What she said. She did. For when I asked her if she thought sho could not be Qj persuaded to marry me, she said sbe would o) rather be excused. I excused her. I have j1( often wondered why I excused her. g. A good mnny thing9 of this kind have happened to me that are doubtful, wonderful, mysterious. What is it then, that ol causes doubts and mystery to kttenrl the jvays of manj I-t ia tho .want offact. ol This i9 a matter-of-fnet WttrW. nrul in r>rrf??r id \*ict well mif, we roust deal in a matter>f-fact way.5 * /> * * .*1* ' 1LC A geatleroiijp Qnmed Dunlop being present" at h pjM^y Where one of the company W1 lad made- several pons on the names of Iho Pr arsons present, remarked that he ba&nev- "cu K heard bis-ujitaK) punned upon, and didn't ^ >elieve it oouldbe done.^^jTKi*^ in nAtii>J <?r ng in the world ny>re eaeyi fiir, replied the ^ ?unster.?'Just lop oil Ijalifthe jjs s dun? , .:^v/ ' *?"* 'V-> ' - .j -#W: EARLY FATTENING OF ANIMALS. Tlio philosophy of increase of l.it in animals is, lliat the digo&ted food not needed jc to supply waste in the system, is laid up in the form of fat around the muscles, ready to j bo absorbed again into the circulation if needed. Waste i9 induced bv exercise, or ,, use of the muscles, and also by combustion in tlio lun?s, of the digested food, to supply animal heat, llence, the same amour. 1 ui rocKi given in warm weather w"t', if 8 digested, afford a greater surplus of fat than wlien fed in cold weather. Hogs or ^ other nniinals intended for fattep:ng should f be shut up this month, (September.) Many i nuvw-Hiu malting mo size ol ttie fattening | pen so small that the animal will have but 1 just room to stand or lie. While confine- 1 n.ent. favors rest and a disposition to fatten,too close quarters are not healthful for r the animal, which needs moderate exercise ' lo promote digestion. The quality of the 3esh produced must bo somewhat impaired { hy any confinement that interferes with the ^ health. Tho appetite may be kept up l?y change of food, of frequent supply of green v egetables, such as corn, cabbage-leaves, pea-vines, and tho refuse of the g-irden. 1 Cooked food digests much more easily than c raw, and is in a condition to yield more nourishment, and is also better relished by^ .> most kinds of stock. Cleanliness in the " "attening pens Miuuld n? be overlooked, ti Although pigs proverbially are filthy, they uo not really so; they do not delight in j, lie effluvia of tlieir own droppings, as any | anecan see l>y noticing ilmt they generally ^ ippiopiate one portion of the pen lo fillh. \n occasional washing and scrubbing with |j cap-sand will conduce much to tlieir thiift w ?all animals keep in condition more easily vhen the skin is kept clean and healthy. -*?- a Tun Farmer's Wife.?Is there any \[ position a mother can covet for her daughr j er. more clorious than to Lethe wife of nn lonesf, independent, happy farmer, in a ^ :ountry like this? To bo the wife of oie * vlio is looked 'jp to by the neighbors as me whoso example may be safely followed 11 ?ono whose farm is noted far and near ns m T t model of neatness and perfection of cnlrr ivation ? To be the mistress of a mansion . ill her own, that may be the envy of every M ?asscr-by, becaueo it is Deat and comfbrta>lo?a sweet aftd lovely collage home. To vi ie llie angel that flits through tlio garden, V lidding flowers bloom and twining roses ir ind honey-suckles around the bed-room, or weetening their fragrance with her swfeet- |, st smiles; or spreading the snow-cloth ?0 eneath tho'phi oak at tho dror to wclcome |0 ?er husband as lie returns from his toil; or ver lippin^the cradle with her foot, as she li"S tho (lasher wijh her hand, or busily loves tho needle, at the 6ame time hum Ic jing a joyous song as praise that slio is je iiappiest and fondly-beloved wile of an ra .meriean farmer?ono of tbe true noble len of this free country?one that should y rights rank as the pridoand glory of m Linericji. 111 b? A City's Pride is its Womes.?The '5 'hiladciphia "Citv Item" thus admonishes 3 that our patriotic pride should not bo ^ sclusivcly "Aero-worship "Cultivated women are as much an or- "jV niuent and honor to a city or 6late as en!i'atied nr.en. France liHsfas much'vdi?:i ic 1 on (join Madame do State as from the fast brilliant of its philosdf^rs. Fanny. urnoy, ^ladamo. D'Arblay',)- Mrs. Maluley, A Strickland, and nffl&eroua Wl her females, 6hd%^tfieihigfifest lustre on he nglnnd. The ImB bonst of Miss Edge- ac ortbj^flL^J^t^jfc of Lady Morgan,.and 7 L;i5]y vvitb spirit indierifcve gc f thoblghekt appreciation. Scotland,' too, 8U is gained irt honor through the educ:ited m ?nius of more thrfn one of its 'bonnie, bright th red lassea.' - Every, cotfntry in Europe hps in. >en benefited bv talented womeD. So ha^ ir own gjggy. miiericft. Our female poets id fiction writers have done as much fo*- wj ir intellects; morals, tastes, and fiortor m( >rond, as our lifera'rymen. Misa Snlly A0( ridgfc?, of this city,^r&. Jame&.Cnrripbell, |-R Iliief Justice Xewiflitu^'e? re. Sigouruej, havo ^ rittcn pto^rtbnt^pjMicftifrUT lto.: forever. ^ ond of. Tho rmtion ^fcoee itivnted, eannol 6uT bo '000 of hap^c ^ uilies, of tlie.hc*t #p<?'$i)<ttt description of f r-. . Ul?3 eat men tor*" dep>rtm?titf;iit il? djover^- . j..; C 8^t^!^OL?7 p?4 ? . . '? EXCERPTS. The waiter's epitaph.?'Coming' bmingd; I3ovv to destiny. One of-these days ha nay bo polite und return Your bow. "What wind should a hungry sailor wish 3r? One that blows fowl and chops about. If seconds were not uiueh fonder of duels han their principals, duelling would very oon bo obsolete. Notbinrr rvmonnl- ? ? 1 v r,w.vuis a jieiooii ior oeing n?'.ural and eusy, so much as an extrciiM inxiety to nppenr so. W hat would our day be without its norning and eveninp's twillnrhf I a c ? -V.vw ind burningcyo without n lid. If nn t-gg could ppeak, and you were to isk it whence it came, what sweetmeat ivould it name, in reply ? Ma-me-laijl. As the organ of hpeech supposes tbo jrgan of hearing, so the instinct of comilainl sopposca the centimeM of compaaion. Crown being asked what was the first liing necereary towards wiuuing the love >f a woman, answercJ, 'An opportunity.' Half the secrets in the world are discloed in order that those who pos^tis tljem lay let their friends know thafcthey hold liem. 1t*t " 1 * * * ' >t r.y 19 a tool in station like a roan i a baloon ? Beeauho everybody appears ittle to bim, and be appears little to everyody. Believe misfortune quickly. A roan in ke an egg?the longer lie is kept in Lot aterthe harder bo is when taken out. > Years nra Mm cum tt-!- ? wm.u u> IIVUIO. V UIU IS 11 t wide intervals to say, 'I'll save this year,' 'at each narrow interval you do not sny, '11 save tbi6 hour.' What are you fending that pastur for I ' >rty acres of it would 6tarve-a cow.'? Jei tainly, and bo I am fencing it in to keep ly cows out.' It seems, that there is lots of finance in uikev, but no monev. The poor Sultan lust say to himself, .'My Porte nionnaie ia i a desperately bad state I' Q A man lias just published a book, ad> ising all met) 'to mind their own business.* SrTliy doesn't ho mind his, instead of tollig other people wliat lo doK 'Oli, dear!' blubbered an drchin who ftd just baj no application of the birch h, ray! they tell me forty rods make a facing, but I've just found out that ooo rod lakes an aeher (acre.), A doctor's wife attempted to move him f her tears.?'Ah !' said he, 'tears ar#mess. I have analyzed them; They conin* a little phosphate of lime, some chloite of solium, and wntcr.V % . V Jb itty guests once ate everything a certain an had in lii? house. The next guest be irned out by simply pointing to his. dat?>x. Wlia^. was the date ??MaraHflW*. 8. (March forth I?fifty ate !) - rf The most amusing man in tlm world is renithmnn in o r>o?c!?r.- ,n " i'??o?vu, uy you ill my vjfe a woman *t"o three several mes once more, no' t vill call yoo Ibe iU:b house, and blow out rour-braina like candle.' * 'A gentleman w^wnlkinpr along l^e Bir nhcad docks one'day, when bis attention as directed to the floating cburcb.?'Ab,' s exclaimed, 'I see it's High or Low Church cording to the state of the tide.' .Monkv and poverty.?A ehrfLwd old rutleman once , said to hia^Jaughter, *Be re, my d?ar, ..yoa never marry ? ggQfo an; but remember, the pgprest m'lm fir e world is one that bat mones. ami ?ehe.V ; What's i'clock J' ^Dmjired a^jawMor. -'Neil lo nothing,'answered biscompaion, tfic j^^at confidence.?-'What do you iatt f" K*ked th?,{raveltt'r.'-?'Nbt quite one, d il follows in coureo tbat what isn't ono o&xt to. Pithing. y A. 8on of tho Emerald Me,-on b?iog cHhat avfriend of bis h?d putJiifSffiey o the 8to^ks*eplied, L. ? H--*i -*' *'* * - * * * fu?t irpuj^an trmv#r nacTft [frlhUfM* >ktocV?; fcufj'W ibo i brogdea thero A, Sit Botort AnstroUier, who WWi?? ?*tire Alitor ioaW parish;, to flAAitMn JJ ting * MoVeftf* the iQ B^ajr*9?f*?< IMMII I I f! '? *mm ll?