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The Territories?Throo Opinions.
The relations between" the territories
and the federal government, it well known,
makes up the principal issue in the current
Presidential canvass. On this subject, curious
to say, three different opinions have
been advanced, by various eminent statesmen,
living and dead. Tt is worth our
while, perhaps, to see what their opinions
are.
First in order was that practically acted
upon, from the foundation of the Union,
up to the year 1850 ; and acted upon, for
most of that timo also, without question
as to its constitutionality; wo mean that
which considered Congress to have not only
an exclusivo, out an nDsoiuie ngni 10 legislate
about the territories, and under which
the slavery prohibition clause was so often
inserted.?Mr. Webster, one of the most
distinguished upholders of this doctrine,
contended that this power was given to
Congress, in that clause of the Constitution,
which declared that Congress should have
a right "to pass all needful rules and regulations"
respecting "the territories and other
property of the United States." Tt was
Mr. Webster's idea, that Congress, as to the
loMl/iriog Via/i HMnntir> nnnwr. if tliev flinsfl
?) ? 1 , , - ?J
to eiercise it; and under this conviction,
he declared himself, in 1848, unalterably
opposed to the admission of new Slave
s'ate8.
V?.
Xf n " ""**1. at least in the later years of
direr*:.'- ^
l"hat the clause about tlio u,. , re a e
to them only as property, and no?, 88 co,1?"
cnunitiea or political organizations; in ObJ*'
er words, that it gave Congress the right to |
-dispose of the lands, <kc., dul hoi iu gu?cru
'the population, aud that the right of Congress
to legislate, which was derived from
its right to make treaties, &c., declare war,
and therefore annex teritory, was exclusive
-and not absolute. That is to say, Congress
3)as no right to legislate in opposition to either
theletter or spirit of the Constitution ;
it Cannot, for example, create a nobility in
a "territory ,-or repeal the hebeas counts law ;
nor can it, and here carao out his favorite
notion, legislate slavery either into or ouii
of a territory, because that would be to favor
the people of on^^ec^too at the expense of
.-those of the btbftr, which, he maintained,
was never the inteatof the Constitution.
He denic<^5.he exjrtanoe of either aa express
or implied grant in the Constitution to ConWining
about . slavery at all
.{folding tin8 view, be urged that the prac tjc?
injo which Gongwwa bad fallen was of
>?0!.'binding force, becatiBe precedents are
iinvalid wl&n thfiv favor wb^i is clearly 0n constitutional.
Mr. jCalhouni in a word, conaMered
that Coogres had n6 power to vote
Jfylftif ie or out of a territory; that
^^Ijheruers and^ Southerner
6fftution tobft- fqumed, according to> pr?S
L i
tico never deviated from till Michigan
applied for admission, could the question be
voted upon, and that then the inhabitants
were to do it for themselves.
The third opinion is the "squatter sovereignty
doctrine," often confounded with Mr.
Calhoun's, but essentially different from it.
This gives the settlers, at once, the right to
determine the character of the future State.
It it a new theory, first carried into effect
when California was admitted; and subsequently
further endorsed by the Kansas-Nebraska
act. Under it, if strictly adhered to,
Congress has no power to repeal laws passed
by a territorial legislature, no matter how
cruel, vindicative or tvranical they may be,
as it is admitted to have under both the
Calhoun and Webster doctrine. The only
remedy, in such cases, is to a new legislature,
r>r liv nntifvil (?-? ?i pniirt nf Inw. if t.llR pti
actments are unconstitutional. So also it'
an election lias been carried by fraudulent
votes, no redress can be afforded by Congress,
but only by territorial legislature, or
possibly the courts, if tbc official certificates
have once been made out in favor of the
"bogus" candidates.?Though Kansas was set
a going on the "squatter sovereignty" principle.
both parties in Concrress have since aban
doned the tlieory, for both have introduced
bills te repeal part or all of the laws passed
by the so called "border ruffian'" legislatue.
These are the three opinions. It is for
the people to decide which is the most
consistent with the principles of the federal
constitution and the spirit in which the
Union was formed.?Philadelphia Ledger.
The Grand Duke Constantino.
The Daily News' coronation correspondent
thus describes the appearance of the Grand
Duke Constantine, whom lie encountered
at one of the stations of the Moscow rail
TT
way. .Lie says;
"I got an excellent view of his imperial
highness, who came clown, upon tlie platform
and nodded to and chatted with everybody
about him. It was pleasing to see the
confidence with which humblest people
came up quite close to him, and the ofl-hand,
friendly way in which he received their
compliments. There were no soldiers, no
butt-ends of muskets to keep off the common
herd: but evervthiiur was trustinrr
? - - * o ~ O'
kindly, and without any affectation of condescension.
Tic is a tall, slight, and wellmade
young man, with good features and
a pleasant expression, and seems to he on
the best terms with himself and every one :
about him. He is, in short, the last man
in the world who, from his appearance, I
should reckon dangerous or disagreeable. ,
Besides this he has some considerable reputation
for wit and sarcastic humor, and ,
many of his sayings are in general circula- ,
tion. I shall give you one or two specimens.
To enable you to understand the first, I
must promise uiai me zvmcricans, wnose
wonderful sympathy with Rusia during the
war it was difficult to understand, have made
several excellent speculations in this country,
amongst others, the contract for beeping
the Moscow railway in repair, by which it
is said they net a clear profit ot some 200,OOOf.
a year. The grand duke, who is dissatisfied
with the job, as well he may be,
had lately some distinguished friends on a
visit, whom he handed over to his chamber
Iain to show tlicm the sights of the capital.
One flay he asked that officer whether his
friends had seen all the sights, and being in
the affirmative, ho said, laughing, "Then
go and show them the American contract,
which is decidedly the greatest curiosity
that could be exhibited in any community."
The second story applies to bis imperial
highness's early days. lie was, as is well
known, appointed to the nominal command
r>f thf tlpf( wIipii n f.liilrl. hilt even nt. 11 inf.
early ago was anxious to make it a reality.
One day, when on board a man-of-war, ho
promoted an officer who pleased him, but
the appointment was not confirmed, while
the young admiral was reproved. Tbe next
morning lie appeared before the Emperor
in full uniform and tendered his resignation,
adding that he was no admiral if he could
not promote whom lie likod. It is needless
P? a(M that this youthful burst caused
considerate Amusement ?n the highest quarter,
and the resignation was not accepted,"
An Emerald had been ??>ck a long time,
and whilo in that state woulci. occasionally
cease breathing, and life be apparently extinct,
when he would come to. On ou0 of I
these occasions when he had just awakenea
from his Bleep, his -comrade, Patrick, asked
him
" ' < -??i a r ?i
"An" now u we kiiuiv, dtsuiiuy, nucu
ye're dead ? ye'er aftber waking up overy
time."
"Jist bring me a glass of grog, and say
to me, 'here's till ye Jommy7 an' if I don't
riee an' drink, tben by the-piper of Moses,
ye may put me under the sod." '
A Good Joke.^-W* heard a good joke
perpetrated v^jeatetfday, by a friend of ours*
Said be to an acquaintance:
"Things are really coming to a pretty
pass in our town. All the ladies stopping
at the Exchange left the Bitoner table yeai
terdayf
"Possibly!* said thp.pereofctb whom the
I remark w?U?4ddrtwed, ^T^ly surprised,
i 'SJ'Pbjit caused them to do F1 _
"Wh^," res potted our fricnd,"oonvTnc
ing himieif. that the coast was clear, ^they
r h?d finished eating," -
The Poet Lark.
The purple hills are tinged with gold,
The evening hours nre drawing nigh?
And yet, near yonder clou<l, behold
The lark is soaring in the sky 1
Why is lie there at such an hour?
The twilight creeps the volcj along,
The drowsy bee now quits the flower,
The thrush has closed his vesper song.
I heard him o'er the waving corn,
Herald the dawning of the day,
And now, on floating pinion borne.
lie chants his parting rounddelay.
Ilark 1 how llic little minstro! sings
Among the golden clouds of even,
While up he springs 011 trembling wings
As if his spirit were in heaven.
Is it ambition calls hiiff there,
And prompts so Rwcet a song to flow? -
Ah ! no, ah no, 'tis all for her
Who npsl.lnR in t.lin rnlii lmlim
For her he mounts the clouds among.
For her attunes his melody?
And thus, my love, expressed in song.
Is all that I can give to thee!
[From the New Orleans Delta.]
Southern Literature.
Our cotcmporary, the Picayune, lias devoted
its attention for some days past to the
subject of Southern Literature. We are
glad to gain even a tardy recruit in
behalf of <1 cause to which the Delta has
-1 i_ 1 ?i- * ^
uuvoieu lis energies lor many years, and
we congratulate the Picayune on the discovery
that Southerners are perfectly able
to write their own books and publish them
whenever it may appear to suit thejr convenience.
In due time it may find out that
they can make their own laws also, if neccssarv.
The following paragraph in one of the
articles of our cotemporary arrested our attention
for a moment:
Measures are on foot, we arc gratife<l to
learn, to establish a new Monthly Magazine,
of the first class, to be published at Charleston,
and designed to call into requisition
the pens of Southern readers. We shall
hail its appearance withe the liveliest satis
facion.
We, too, will hail the appearance of such
a publication with "the liveliest satisfaction,"
but at flif* s:imr> fiinn \vn nrr> <TiTiinf>ll?rl
notice a decided sin of omission, of which
the writer 1ms been guilty. lie nppears to
forget that Columbia, S. C., can already boast
of a periodical which lias no equal on the
score of ability in the United States, the
Southern Quarterly Review to wit, of which
Air. w. Hiimore 5Sunms was nt one lime
editor. This journal is highly crcditahlc
lo the literary genius of the South and possesses
a political value besides, which renders
it one of the most useful as well as the
most agreeable publications of - the day.
Mr. Simms is a writer of remarkable powers?a
creator ns well as aciiUo?gifted
with the finest analytic capacity;1 and second
to none of his coiempornrics as a sagacious
and conscientious editor; we believe
his successor in the editorship, the
Rev. Dr. Thornwell, is equally capable. Of
what practical value are the stolen .stories
of Harper's Magazine, its repririts^f English
novels or its "drawer" full of stale
jokes ovor which that numbscull^ .Gaylord
Clark, presides, compared with the original
and searching articles of Dr. Thornwell,
nnd the gifted contributors associated with
him in his undertaking? And yet wo must
confess with regret and shame that'.'.Harper
sells twenty of his badly-illustrated and
trashy magazine for every "'singly, copy of
the Southern Review. We do ip^ot pretend
to account for this fact, but caudor compels
us to record it. Even the aqgfttionism o?
Putnam appears to attract more^itronngo
than the solid opinions of Slrams: And
yet there ought to be room enough in
South Carolina for another periodical, and
both should secure the most liberal support.
The literature of a nation is its roost vital
element. In the books of Englafld alone
wo find the secret of her success; and once
a people contents itself with accepting the
books of other races as their teachers and
their guides, they must prepare themselves
to submit to the ferrule of their masters.
But we are disgressing from tBe second
omission of the writer in the "Picayune,
which we desire to point out for thkspccial
credit of New Orleans. lie forceta'-a^Month
ly Magazine of the highest class is -about to
be issued immediately in this city^wibiect
to the editorial control of Mrs. McOorojn
J.idy of great literary accomplishmenti?,pd?sess^d
of rare fancy and taste, a vetoptile
and briii'aot writer, whose talents i^&lly
equaled by her energy ana perseverance.
This periodical*promises &> be one o^Vbich
the South my be fairi'j' proud. Tt^g^ress
will bo assisted by exp?rieiu?d^?on$ftohtftrs,
and intends to spare neiuher laBcfr.'nor
expense to make her journal worU^t<5&?e
patrons who h^ye already inscribe^-wSir
names on her subscription list. TfegMrfcre
hopeful signs of the limes, and we'Af? .Mnguine
that in k sliort time the co ptoto|
Mr. Banks for Southern Literaturej
we allude above, will react upon^tmefi
and become the subject of ioexriwmjMl
laughter, North and South. - ...
The Fremont papem.aWe gettinj^Sqtjo
patience with tbe Nai^YorS HeraRU.feS^j
say it take half a doeen miw to wag&pth
Herald after it jgoes to press, Jeet |w|
change its politics, from the force
I before the edition sees dayftgM.->><
Returned Kansas Emigrants.
We .learn that ft portion of tlie South
Carolina and Georgia volunteers, who have
recently been doing good service for the
South and Kansas Territory, arrived in out
city yesterday on theft return home.
They number about eighty, rank and
file, and will takje the cars homeward this
morning.
It is much to be regretted that the severity
of the winter in Kansas, added to tlK
almost impossibility of procuring remunerative
labor, compels our Southern volunteers
10 roiraco uicir steps, and temporarily abandon
a good and patriotic cause.
Thoir leader, however, General Jones, of
South Carolina,assures as thatjt is the intention
of himself and a majority of the com
panics to return to the Territory next spring
?provided the same necessity for their services
may be required there as now and
heretofore.
All honor, then, to the galland bands that
leUve their own vines and fig trees to battle
in defence of their country's cause ! All
honor, also, to the warm hearted and natri
otic repreprosentatives from the lluntsville,
Alabama, district in Congress, Col. W. K.
W. Cobb, who, finding these Southern brethren
short of the funds requisite to take
them home, freely volunteered and furnished
some $300, as a loan, to accomplish this
praise-worthy object !
We know Col. Cobb to be a true, warmhearted
and noble specimen of the Southern
gentleman?ready alike to follow the
dictates of a gdfcorous disposition, and to
advocate with earnest zeal the interests of
nu n|i|/icunuvc CUIISlllUCIICy.
He has been making an extensive tour
since the adjournment of Congress through
all the Northern and Eastern States, as well
as Kansas and Nebraska Territories, doing
good and effective service for his country's
interests?and now, with the consciousness,
at least, of a faithful struggle for the rights
of his own Southern home, under the Constitution,
ho returus to receive the approbation
of his Alabama Constituents.
] ?y the way, we call to mind with pleasure
and gratitude the circumstance that
mainly through the exertions of Col. Cobb,
Congress granted to the State of Alabama,
just before adjournment, about two millions
neriis of lli? lnn/lc
I vnnccmcnt of her railroad interests.
i Oiir Memphis and Charleston road comes
in for her share of the liberal donation, to
the amount of about two hundred acres.
To the polite and accommodating oflicials
of said road, we therefore say, in the
name of a grateful community, "Gentlemen,
shake Colonel CobVs haud dear
through to his Alabama home" and thank
your sister State that she sends to Congress
Representatives so mindful of the great and
momentous interests of ourcommon country.
[Memphis Appeal, \ Qth his I.
The Presidential Election.
The following is a summary of the laws
and constitutional requirements io the election
of a President and Vice-Prcsidet:
1. Electors elected on the first Tuesday
after the first Monday in November.
2. Electors meet on the first Wednesday
! in December and cast their votes. They
; then sign three certificates?send a messenj
ger with one copy to the President of the
j Senate at Washington in January?another
k.. 4- .i- ~? ?"-i -< *
ISJ Mlllll lu I.11U MII1U JJUIMJIll, illlU Hie 11111(1
deliver to the United States District Judge
where electors meet.
3. Each State provides by law for filling
and vacancy in the Board of Electors occasioned
by absence, death, or resignation.
Such of the electors as are present are generally
authorized to fill any vacancy.
4. The Governor gives notice to electors
of their Election before the first Wednesday
in December.
5. On the second Wednesday in Februry,
Congress shall be in session and open the
returnfc. The President of the Senate shall,
in the presence of the House of Representatives,
open the certificate of returns, and
count tho votes. The person having the
greatest number of votes for President, if
6uch number bo a majority of tho whole
ntimK/>r nf aIMhiki el,all U
6. If no person has a majority as above,
the cboico is to be made from the threo
highest returped. The members of the
House, by States, from themselves into Electoral
Committees, and the majority determine
which is to be the chcico of the State
?each State having only one vote.
1. If neither of tbe candidates get a majority
of the States before the 4th of March,
then the Vice-President shall act as President.
8. If the people do not elect through
their Electors a Yice-President* than the
Senate "of ilia United States shall make ^hc
election from the two highest candidates
returned to thern by the electors.
. Mi&CWtLAKBbtJS ?"What is. th<
. difference between a c?$le in the Mainmort
Cave and a danco in-'a public houso ? Th<
on^is a taper in a cavern, and the other t
L capcF m<* tavern. ^ *
Fletcher Webster says: "There are bu
* two ided? i6 the Republican partyrther bro
f tyn>e*^J0fcftr!ea Sumner, and blepdjn*
\
L wit if I had made that Bf&fcb' I sHott.
I <hftre tefcetrpJSM to rtfon irbfc^ iotf w
$lfcaad?V> ** <rJ : ?/ f < +*** V.'
T
Tbo Camels in Texas.
i Tho Oalvaston News contains correai
pondonco from Castroville, Medina county,
! Texas, dated 19th ult., from which wo take
the following interesting particulars in relation
to tho camels which have lately been
I imported there by tho United Statos Gov>
eminent:
I had also the pleasure of making tho
-acquaintance of Maj. Wayne, for several j
1 years attached to the War Department in
Wnslnnrrfon u?l?n I
f, ?-V "Vt.vuuk itiai. JCUI
> to Asia and introduced the camels into this
country, which arrived at Indianola last
spring, and arc now kept at this post. It
lias been selected by him as the best adapted
to that service which he intends them.
When we arrived they were out grazing,
' some two miles distant, attended by the
Arabs who have charge of them, when
Mnj. Wayne very kindly sent out nnd had
them driven in for our inspection. There
are altogether thirty-two, including some
vounorones. nnd nil nro in pYpnllmit
w? ' ? ? ?VV..V..W
and seems to be doing well.
The males are kept separate from the females,
in tbc coryell, and when all were
housed and we had examined them carefully,
accompanied by Maj. Wayne, who
gave us a very interesting account of their
habits and peculiarities, lie ordered, one of
them to be led out and loaded as if for a
journey. After kuecling to receive the
pack-saddle, a most cumbrous load of itself,
but such as arc used in the country from
which they came, a load of corn was placed
on me animal's back, sufficient for two
mules to draw in a wagon, with which ho
started off at a good round pace. A dromedary
was next led out, which is the saddle
aniuial of the camel, and after kneeling to
receive the saddle, he was mounted by an
Arab, who started off across the prairie at
a pace which seemed to me not much short
of a two forty lick. This paco they can
keep up for hours in succession, travelling
with perfect ease from eighty to one hundred
miles per day. They can also subsist
for several days without water, and their
adaptability to the frontier service for which
tliev are designed, is now a matter beyond
flmlht Afo5 Wo.-? :-< J? I -
?v. K IIV IUIUII11UU 11113 Llllit IIU
had forty more animals coming out, and lie
is now building a stable in which they will
be kept, which he expects to get finished
before the cold weather sets in.
Truly a Hard Oaso.
Obe Stephens, formerly tbo eccentric
representative in the Assembly from Steuben,
who now keeps a Hotel in Ilornsville,
tells a very good story at the expense of our
Fremont friends. Not long since a very
good looking young woman stopped at
Obe's house and called for a room saying
that her husband would call sliortly, when
she wished him to be shown up. Soon after,
a burly dandified "collored pusson"
called and inquired for his wife. Obe told
him she could not have stopped there, as
there was only one female guest in the
house, and she was a very fine looking
1. !i - 1-1 ?
wiiiiu JHuy.
"Dat's her?dat's her," said the sable
dandy.
Obe thought there must be somo mistake,
so he went to the lady's room, and
informed her that a "cussed nigger" was
down below who claimed to be lier nnsband.
She miictlv infnrmofl liim flint flio
gemm'n" was in reality her husband, and
that she wished him sent up to her room.
"The d?1!" exclaimed Obe, with astonishment
; is it possible that as good looking
a woman as you would marry a nigger ?"
She assured him it was a fact, and added :
"I married much better than my sister did
after all?"
"You did !" responded Obe; "who in
thunder did she marry ?"
"Why,"' replied the lady, with great disgust,
"she is mm. led to a Fremont man ?"
The ex-representative acknowledged tbo
corn, and extended to the "mixed pair" the
beat the house could afford.
Elmira (N. Jr.) GazetteMoore
mentions in bis diary a very amusing
anecdote of John Kemble. Ho was
performing one night at some country thea|
tre, ia one of his fhvorito parts, and being
mtorrnptcd trom time to timo by the squalling
of n child in one of tho galleries, he
becamo not a little angry at tho rival performance.
Walking with solemn step to
the front of the stage, and addressing the
audience in his most tragical tone, he said :
| "Unless the'play is stopped, the child can
^ppt possibly go on !?'
i Tho loud laugh which followed this ri)
dicutous transposition of his ioeaning, ro*
i Inxed even the nerv<?' the melancholy
i Hamlet, and jio^was compelled to laugh
with ftis auditors. - - ^
' "What do you think of the defendant,
1 Mr. .TJiomgitof Do you,<?nsj|Jor; ?ira a
: good rou?icmn ?M ; . .
; "Op that point.I ,wisn .to speak with great
' care, tjion't wTsii to Inttmplo tfial
Van Slop is nbt .'a go<xf mhsiciah? ,'Not at
* atl.r-AliT Wish to say Is'Jlhla; 1^6 day
Sailer be cdmcaencea onthe .ctortnet a say
filer who fiv^tiextdbQr1, left 'fcofte And haa
hover : * :s *'*!
*, ! "It St will Ydd7M^nrhoiiU<ii), t<.tlfe
f t,o' i^nSi '* " -'*9ei ? ili u?
e*
-J I. - --i-.l k? -R
Ono of tho Cigars.
A Now York physician tells us tho following
story, ntid which wo feel safo thor?foro
as endorsing for a fact:
Two or three years ago a Spaniard from
Cuba canio to this city to be treated for a
disease of tho lungs, lie came to Dr.
M , discribed his symptoms, and put
himself iti tho doctor's hands.
"Well," said the doctor, "if I undertake
T .1 > ' -
;vu. wnu, x buau ue obliged to impose one
condition?and that is rather a hard ono for
you to comply with."
"What is it ?" said the Cuban.
"That you entirely cease smoking until I
give you permission to resume."
"Never, I had rather let the thing kill
me. What pleasure is there in life if one
cannot smoke ?"
The doctor was a smoker himself, and
felt some sympathy. So he said :
"Well, perhaps that is beyond your powoer.
But VOU must snlnmnl.. :?
v .wiuiii^ I'luiuiee ine 10
snioko but one cigar per day, or I will not
undertake your case."
The Cuban promised; it was his oDly
chance. Four or five days afterwards tho
doctor thought he would call upon hira as
ho passed his house, and thus save him a
walk to the office for the day. He walked
up stairs?knocked?"Come in"?behold
iuo uuban with a cigar eighteen inches
long and a proportionate thickness! He
confessed that he had that brand innde to
order for him?but, said he :
"Doctor, I sinoko but one a day, as I
promised."
Sleep.?There is no fact more clearly
establisod in the physiology of man than
this, that tho braiu expends its energies and
itself during hours of wakefulness, and that
these are recuperative during sleep; if
the recuperation does not equal the expenditures,
the brain withers ; this is insanity.:
Thus it is, that in early English history,
persons who were condemned to death, bv
being prevented from sleeping, always died
raving maniacs ; thus it is, also, that those
who are starved to death become insane
the bruin is not nourished and they cannot
sleep. The practical inference are three
1. Those who think most, who do most
brain work, require most sleep.
2. That time "saved" from necessary sleep
is infallibly destructive to mind, body and
estate.
3. Givo yourself, your children, your servant?give
all who are uoder you the fullest
amount of sleep they will take, by compelling
them to go io bed at some regular
early hour, and to rise in the morning the
moment they moakc of themselves, and
within a fortnight, nature, with almost the
. j ui uiv noiugauil, Will UI1IOOSO 1110
bonds of sleep, the moment enough reposehas
been secured for the wants of the sj'steni..
Tliis is the only safe and sufficient rule;',
and, as to the question, how much sleep >
any one requires, each must be a rule for
himself; great Nature will never fail to*
write it to the observer under the regulartions
just given.?Journal of Health.Gov.
John Bull was so great a favorite in
South Carolina that parents frequently/
named their children after him. There was*
then in Charleston a tailor named Frog,,
who influenced by some favor or patronngereceived
from John Wallers Gibbs, askedi
him to bo the godfather of bis sou, to be.
named John, after his proposed godfatherMr.
Gibbs promptly assented, and the daywas
appointed for the ceremony. When
the parties met, and were going together
up to the front, Mr. Gibbs asked permission
to give the child an intermediate name after
their worthy governor, Bull. Permission
was of course granted, and the child was
baptized Jobh Bull; the ceremony was
over and the parties separated in great good
humor, liut when the whole nnme was
pronounced, and the child callcd John Bull.
Frog, the parents were dismayed ; the citizens
joined in the laugh, and the Frog fam*
ily left in a hurry to escape the continued
jests.
The following is "going the rounda" of
tbc newspapers. It is decidedly "interest*
ing, if trueMr. Dolane, ipanaging editor.
of tho London Times, it is said, ooines to
tLis country to pipk out an American ediror
to place among the corps of able writers
attached tp the oolumnsof "TheThunderer"-?to
sefect a person sufficiently well
informed to take charge of Americad*!*^
fairs in that famous jdurnal, and write on
thnt subject, with the pfoper amounfc^of
knowledge jn regard to our countrjr, jta habits,
its population, its institutions, ita states*
then, its policy, politics and politicians,
He is to'*havo six thousand a year, a comfortable
berth, a position of honor an op*
portunity to do his native land a service,
DkathW Hiram
Hutchinson,' Esq* ; lata President of tb?
Bank of- Hambnrg^S^O^ ifad Wall knowtr
as.one of our most enterprizing capit*li*t?,
died in New York on Wednesday ereoittg,
22d -in#t ?*
i-Mr. Hutchinson was a natiw: of Y&fe
District, and by w^Kjitv, ?ndu*lty> *?d-i^
fdication raised toio#8?tt t^ lesdiogratft
n tb? 6n??n$i?l ois^j?of otirfitate, * "
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