The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, October 20, 1916, Image 1
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ADVERTISING I I-I BH ;| I T A FIRST CLASS
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Large Crowds Throng the City
Park Daily to Witness the
Various Amusements ? One
of the Attractive Featuers
is Mumolo's Royal Italian
Band.
One of the biggest amusement
events of the season put on this week
by the County Fair committee. For
this occasion the committee has secured
the K. G. Barkoot shows, and
exhibitions are being given all this
week.
The Barkoot company now has 15
big shows, a number of new and novel
exhibitions having been added to the
aggregation since its last appearance
here. The Royal Italian band, which
made a great impression in the city
on a previous visit, has been augmented
and is claimed to be better
than before. Five free acts will be
among the features to draw crowds to
the city and to the show grounds.
The Barkoot shows were here about
two years ago. It will be remembered
that they had a clean lot of attrac
tions, and the company left a very
favorable impression in this city. Mr.
Barkoot, who personally conducts the
enterprise, made many friendj in the
city, who will welcome his return.
mmis^ftalian band that*"is ^now wffti "j
the Barkoot shows in Union undei
the auspices of the Union County 1
Fair Association, will do well to go 1
if they only hear that one feature.
But there are many others; a monkey
speedway with monkeys driving miniature
autcs, the Russian dancers,
Frederick the Great, the wonderful
magician, Oriental dancing girls, Bertini,
the spiral tower actor, |\nd Monsouli,
the high wire artist are a few
of the attractions. There are 16 of
theni. The shows will be in Union
all this week, Monday to Saturday,
inclusive.
INTERESTING ANNOUNCEMENT.
Dr. and Mrs. I. E. Crimm of Atlanta
announce the birth of a daughter, the
young l&dy to be called Rosalene. In
writing to a friend in Union Dr.
Crimm says, "She is a peach and if
I should bring her to the Union countv
fair she would take the blue ribbon
for hollering."
STARS AND BARS.
The Stars and Bars chapter, Children
of the Confederacy, will meet
October 25, at the home of Miss Ferol
Jackson on E. Main street, at 4
o'clock. The directress, Mrs. J. W.
Mixson, urges every member to be
present as this is an important meeting.
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ANNOUNCEMENT.
Rev. D. W. Garvin has returned
from Greenville, where he assisted in
a revival meeting, and will occupy his
pulpit at Mon-j\etna church on Sunday
morning at 11 a. m. and at Duck
Pond Baptist church on Sunday afternoon
at 3 o'clock.
SUNDAY SCHOOL CONVENTION.
The Interdenominational Sunday
School convention for Union county
will l>e held at Jonesville on the 1st
and 2nd of November. A fine program
has been arranged and a full
attendance is expected.
J. M. ARTHUR APPOINTED
SECOND LIEUTENANT
Mr. J. Miller Arthur, who left here
several weeks ago to enter the Army
and Navy School at Washington, ha*
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nctuicu cut: au))ui milieu t oi set'onu
lieutenant in the Marine Corps. This
is a distinct honor as there were many
applicants for the position.
Mr. Arthur is the son of Mr. and
Mrs. J. D. Arthur of our city and is
a young man of many sterling qualities
and in every way worthy of the
trust bestowed qn him. His Union
friends watch with interest his future.
PARADOXICAL BUT TRUE.
The lightning bug is brilliant,
But it hasn't any mind;
It stumbles through existence,
With its headUght on behind.
One-half the population of a village
"knows all about how the other half
lives.
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ERE THIS WEEK
COUNTY FAIR NOV. 8-10.
Chairmen of Various Departments Appointed?A1I
School Children Admitted
Free on School Day
at County Fair.
Friday, November 10, which ig
Children's Day at the County Fair,
all school children will be admitted
to the grounds free. This applies
where the child is accompanied by the
teacher or by the child's parents.
At the fair the Boy Scouts of Union
act as ticket takers, Secretary B.
F. Alston, Jr., having already secured
their services for this work.
The directors have appointed the
following sunerintendents for the va
rious departments:
Farm Department?F. W. Carnell.
Horse Department? M. C. Deaver.
Cattle Department?J. W. Humphries.
Swine Department?Dr. J. T. Jeter.
Poultry Department?D. Fant Gilliam.
Fancy Work Department?Mrs. L.
M. Rice.
Pantry Supplies Department?Miss
Alsie O. Smith.
Superintendent of Races?A. B.
Brannon.
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MISS ELIZABETH PEAKE
ENTERTAINS FRIENDS
Miss Elizabeth Peake enterained a
autumn roses and bowls and baskets
Df scarlet sage added to the attractiveness
of the decorations.
Delightful games were played and a
feature in which the young ladies took
particular delight was the carrying
peanuts on the point of a knife from
one table to the other. Miss Agnes
Rice won the prize for the greatest
proficiency in this art.
Delicious sherbet, cake and candies
were served by the young hostess, assisted
by her mother, Mrs. I. Frank
Peake, and everybody pronounced the
occasion most enjoyable.
DEATH OF AN AGED LADY.
After a lingering illness Mrs. Drucilla
Dye, wife of Mr. T. E. Dye of
the Feasterville community, died at
her home early Wednesday morning,
aged 73 years.
Mrs. Dye was a good woman and
was held in the highest esteem. She
was charitable and kind, and was
loved by her neighbors and friends.
She was a devofed Christian and
loyal to her church.
Burial services were held on Thursday
iw>rning at Cool Branch church,
of which she had been a member for
50 years, conducted by the pastor,
Rev. E. D. Wells, assisted by Rev. N.
R. Pittman, and, in the presence of
a large company of kindred and
friends, the remains were laid to rest
in the church cemetery.
Besides her husband, she leaves
four sisters, Mrs. Isa Dickerson, Mrs.
Dulcine Kerr, Mrs. Betheneie Woodward
and Miss Lizzie Mobley.
CHANGE IN DRUG BUSINESS.
I)r. N. B. Morgan and Mr. S. G.
Layton have bought the holdings of
Mr. C. H. Milhous in the Milhous
Drug company, the transfer of stock
being made Tuesday. These two
voung men have purchased more than
three-fourths of the total stock, and
will conduct the business at the old
stand. Dr. Morgan is an expert drug
man, having led his class in pharmacy
and having had several years
experience in the chemical department
of a large wholesale drug house
the Geer Drue Co., of Charleston
S. C. He has also had several years
experience in the retail drug business
He is a native of Union.
Mr. Layton is a popular young man
and has had considerable experience
in the drug business. Since cominp
to make Union his home more thar
a year ago, ne hag won a warm n>
in the Rood will of the community
These younf? men will make a stronj
team and they are both energetic am
painstaking. Their friends wish then
ereat success.
Mr. Milhous has not disclosed his
nlan for the future, but will not leav<
Union. He purposes entering som<
other line of business. He has beei
the successful manager of the conceri
which he is leaving for the past thre<
and a half years. He has many friendi
in Union who will be tflad to knov
that he will not leave our proj^egsivi
city.
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Comes Simultaneously Wii
Sufferers FjjmU Fore
I The South Wes swept by.fc itorrn
and wee rocked by . &*^MM&ftmkd
I the Middle Gulf SUtQs^iSflffiSftoil
I of two Uvea and cauaincr tiron**** *nH
marine losses, while earth ttJinors
drove frightened thousands from
homes ana offices in AltiHaifc'end
Georgia, but did no material damage.
Pensacola and Mobile were the
chief sufferers. One person wasfciUoS I
at each place and buildings were unroofed,
telephone and telegrapfcfnres
suffered damages; ships. were Wnk
and beached.
At Peusacola the Ajvind. velocity
reached a maximum ofTtld miles'with
110 miles at Mobile, bwfc in neither
city was the property loss anflbing
like as great as that caused a/ the
hurricane of last July.
Mobile eity itself suffered little real
damage, but shipping in harbor did
not fare so well, two small SjBBCl8 |
being sunk and four beached. Some
damage to train sheds and terminals
also resulted.
At Pensacola one small steamer
went down, another vessel is missing;
three fishing boats went aehojiertind i
two larger vessels were damaged ;
1.when they came together duxihg the i
blow. Telephone and telegraph Wires J
I were prostrated for many^firaiigs; the*j
city being cut off entirely from Ave (
outside world from early morning un- 1
Htil early night.
Although its intensity lessenu as 1
Hthe storm swept inland, ImMpern c
I Alabama suffered materially. AttOpp
la manufacturing plant was destroyed
I and houses were unroofed. At Troy,
I buildings were damaged. "'J
In southern Alabama timber' also ?
I was reported to have been badly 3am- ,
aged, but reports were that the tit- ?
I rus crops in that State and western %
H Florida had not suffered greatly.
I Torrential rfeins accompa nted thpl;
urn...
The storm had passed far inland by 8
nightfall with very decreassil intensity
but the rains continued and '
local rains were forecast for ^Thurj- [
While two distinct eartSbuafci *
shocks were felt as far north jS^KeSn?
tucky. and as far east as a3hiM*1'I
were of ^rnater
other cities also felt slight tremors. *
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Storm Moves Inland. t
Washington, Oct. 18.?The tropical .
storm which struck the Middle Gulf
coast early today with winds of hurricane
force, had dived inland into
Mississippi and Alabama tonight with 1
greatly decreased intensity, reports to
the weather bureau show. The storm,
it was announced, apparently had
joined the general low pressure system
that prevails over the southern .
nlains States, the Missouri and upper
Mississippi valleys.
At points along the middle gulf ;
coast the rainfall was torrential, the ,
bureau announcement added, Burr
woodj La., reporting 11.88 inches
during the 24 hours ending at 8 j
o'clock this morning. Rains were ,
general over the Middle Gulf and
South Atlantic State and further ,
loca Irains are forecast for these sections
tomorrow.
Cold weather is following the !
storm, the forecast being for "much
colder" Friday in the East Gulf
States.
The storm warnings displayed from
Carranbelle to New Orleans were ordered
down at 9 o'clock tonight, the
storm having passed inland.
Damage to Shipping.
Pensacola, Oct. 18.?Several Vessels
in the harbor here were sunk,
numbers of small craft suffered damaee,
and one life was lost in the terrific
tropical hurricane that swept
through here today at one time reaching
a velocity of 114 miles an hour.
Property damage jn Pensacola itself
was confined chiefly to roofs being
blown off and plate glass windows destroyed.
The hurricane, which swent inland
from the gulf early today, isolated
i Pensacola and the surrounding teri
ritory until tonight when partial
I wire service was restored. Reports to
I the United States navy aeronautic
; station near here were to the effect
that it escaped with comparatively
' little damage the newly completed
permanent hangers having withstood
, the ^ale. terrific and sudden gusts
. that in Pensacola it blew three or
' four persons through plate glass
. windows in the down town district
and carried away the weather obser
. vation tower on top of a high builds
ing. The barometer registered 29.05
r just before all instruments were put
i out of commission this morning, and
the crate had raged up to 114 mijes
. an hour, and then dronped in 10 minr
utes to 14, before a change of direc1
tion and a raise to 98 miles took the
i weather tower off,
The one life reported lost was that
i of Daniel Cobb, cook on the small
? steamer Flanders, which was reported
? sunk two miles from here. Its crew
i was brought here tonight on the
i cruiser Dixie. No other injuries were
e reported and persons who were hurt
s reported their injuries as cuts and
v bruises.
e The Louisville & Nashville grain
elevator was badly damaged and the
|fORM
THE SOUTH
F?
th Small Earthquake?Two
e and Pensacola Chief
:e of Wind and Rain.
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warehouses of that railroad at Commendencia
and Tarragona! streets
were unroofed. Train service from
Pensacola to Jacksonville will be suspended
for several days, it was stated.
Although the electric power plant is
still out of commission, lighting service
was partially restored toniirht.
Lobs Not Extensive.
Mobile, Ala., Oct. 18.?Mobile was
battered for about two hours and a
half this forenoon by the tropical
hurricane and when the storm had
cleared shortly before noon less than
$10)000 damage had been caused in
tjie city proper, according to estimates
made tonight after inspection
of, the residence and business sections
and only minor damage was
dope to vessels in .the harbor. A negro
\yoman was killed by a live wire. No
reports of persons injured were received
by the police.
According to weather bureau reports
given out late today the wind
attained a maximum velocity of 115
miles an hour in a spurt of about
Ave minutes. According to local foiecaster,
while the maximum velocity
for five minutes today was higher !>
eight miles than during the July f>
hurricane, the July storm recorded
e velocity of 99 miles an hour for
>ne hour compared to 91 miles sustained
velocity today.
Mobile's streets were in darkness
'Anight, but there appeared but little
lamagc to electric circuits.
Wind, Rain and Quake.
Montgomery, Ala., Oct. 19.?Mont- ]
Com^ry and vicinity today were visitid
by,A heavy wind and rainfall, with ]
listioctive earthquake shocks at 4:04
t'ciock an the afternoon. The shocks ]
vera felt in the southern and eastern
lections of the city strongly, but no !
lamage was done. The wind reached .
i velocity of 40 miles an hour.
Traveling men returning to Montromery
tonight bring reports of ter- ?
ific rains and winds in the surround'-a
?
"is ujftwicts. in ear Brundridge a ]
huTchr was moved from its foundaio*?,
outhouses, fences anr trees
ilown down. At Opp, in the southern ]
*rtfl|Kthe State, the pickling plant <
vere lost. Dothan reports heavy j
itorm in its vicinity all day with an
sxtremely "heavy rain. ]
FARM LOAN BOARD
AGENT APPROVES
Elepresentative Men From Various
Sections Invited to Meet Federal
Board.
The ioint cotpmittee representing
the Columbia Clearing House association
and the Chamber of Commerce,
having in charge the application of
Columbia for one of the 12 land
hanks, met yesterday at the People's
National bank, and perfected the program
for the hearing to be held in
Columbia on Wednesday, October 25,
by the federal farm loan board.
Frank R. Wilson of the division of
information, of the federal farm loan
bureau, at Washington, was present
as an advanced representative of the
farm loan board. The program which
has been prepared was submitted to
Mr. Wilson and approved by him and
he gave the committee the benefit of
several helpful suggestions. Mr. Wilson
left last night for Jacksonville.
The hearing before the federal farm
loan board will be held at 9:.30 a. m.
next Wednesday in the federal court
room. The board wiill come here from
Raleigh, where a hearing will be held
the day before. The board will travel
in a private car. After the hearing,
an informal luncheon will be served
flt fh O J offovfAn n?-?A 4-L/v
? - wvuviouii^ anu tUCIl tuc mumbers
of the board will be taken to the
State fair grounds. Other entertainment
will be provided for the evening.
The Columbia committee has invited
a number of representative farmers
and bankers of different sections
of the State to be present and discuss
different topics. It is the desire of the
board that, as many farmers as possible
attend the hearing, and it has
been the custom at these meetings
held elsewhere for members of the
board to _psk questions informally of
farmers who are present.
One of the strongest arguments
which will be put up in favor of Columbia
is the large number of farm
loan associations which have been organized
in South Carolina. It is beheved
that this fact will have great
weight with the board, and the work
or organizing these associations is being
pushed as rapidly as posible by
Commisioner Watson.
And sometimes a man marries for
love of money.
It isn't every client who is able to
keep his own counsel.
Some men make room at the top
by pushing other men off.
The sunlight of happiness seldom
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inns um u snaay reputation.
Even a first-class phonograph may
be ashamed of its record.
The more praise a man bestows on
himself the wiser he is not.
When in doubt, kill. New York has
SmAll favors are thankfully received
and often unthankfully remembered.
PRIZE OFFERE
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DENTAL ASSOCIATION
TO MEET HERE OCT. 31
Composed of Six Counties?Speakers
to Address the Association.
The Piedmont Dental Association
will meet here Tuesday, October 31.
The association covers six Piedmont
counties, and has a representative of
some fifty or more dentists at its
meetings. The convention will be
held in the rooms of the Chamber of
Commerce.
I Papers and addresses, as well as
I the routine work of the convention,
will llO i"
..... .it vviUCIIUC.
On Monday evening preceding the
meeting of the association Dr. S. W.
Foster, dean of the Atlanta Dental
college, will deliver an address to the
public on the topic: "The Care of
Children's Teeth," and the public will
be invited to hear this address.
LIST OF DELEGATES
FOR U. 1). C. CONVENTION
The State U. D. C. convention will
be held in this city on the 20th-22rd
of November and Mrs. Macbeth
Young, chairman of the reception
committee, has handed the press a
partial list of the delegates. There
are about 20 chapters to be heard
and from time to time the list will be
published:
Batesburg?Mrs. Mamie Bates
Holman.
Blackstock?Mrs. II. A. Holder.
Camden?Mrs. B. B. Clarke, Mrs.
John Cantey, Mrs. F. L. Zemp.
Chester?Miss Emily Graham, Mrs.
Edd Guy, Mrs. W. A. Corkhill.
Columbia, M. C. Chapter?Mrs. U. |
R. Brooks, Mrs. C. P. Murray, Mrs.
A. A. Gage.
Clover?Mrs. E. W. l'ressley, Mrs.
C. P. Lawrence.
Fort Mill?Mjs. Oscar Culp, Miss
Lucile Barber.
Lancaster?Mrs. Mattie McCardel,
Mrs. W. E. Taylor.
Old. Point?Mrs. E. D. Glenn, Mrs.
E. L. Barnes, Mrs. Lucy Barron.
Rock Hill?Mrs. N. ii. Craig, Mrs.
S. S. Drew. Winthrop?Miss Jessie
Armstrong, Miss Nelle Carter.
Woodward?Mrs. S. M. Brice.
York?Mrs. W. F. Marshall, Miss
Julia Smith, Miss Lessie Witherspoon.
Aiken?Miss Lulie Ford, Mrs. B.
El. Carter, Mr. J. L. Johnson.
Allendale?Mrs. C. R. Willsay.
Bamberg?Mrs. James R. Owens,
Miss Marv Livingston, Mrs. F. B. Mccracken.
Urunson?Mrs. H. C. Folk, Miss
\. E .Padgett, Mrs. ferev
Clemson?Mrs. M. H. Willis, Mrs.
Milton Crum.
Clinton, Mrs. E. J. Adair, Mrs. T.
D. Copeland, Mrs. J. M. Pitts.Due
West?Mrs. O. Y. Brownlee.
Easley?Mrs. Roy Smith, Miss
Bessie Payne.
Greenville?Mrs. M. F. Ansel, Mrs.
A. B. Morgan.
Greer?Mrs. A. H. Miller, Miss Virginia1
Hutchings, Mrs. Arthur Childress,
Mrs. Eugene Moore, Miss Bertie
Smith.
Laurens?Mrs. J. S. Bennett, Mrs. ]
orooKS swygert.
Diberty?Mrs. Bessie G. Smith.
Newberry?Mrs. R. H. Wright, Miss
Lucile Wallace, Mrs. Robert McC. i
Holmes.
Pickens?Mrs. W. T. McFale, Mrs.
G. R. Hendrix, Mrs. T. F. Mauldin.
Prosperity?Mrs. F. F. Schumpert,
Mrs. Alma Nance, Miss Edna Fellers.
Spartanburg?Mrs. J. B. Stepp,
Mrs. J. L. Calvert.
Ware Shoals?Mrs. J. B. Workman.
Union?Mrs. W. F. Gilliam, Mrs.
L. J. Hames, Miss M. E. Foster.
Westminster?-Mrs. Anna J. Anderson,
Mr. C. E. Gray.
Kingstree?Miss Mabel Harper.
Latta?Mrs. W. Dal Bethea, Mrs.
T. C. McGee.
Fairfax?Mrs. J. E. Johnston, Mrs.
J. E. Slater.
Orangeburg?Mrs. W. G. Smith.
Mrs. W. C. Wolfe. Mrs. T. T. Avers,
Mrs. C. J. Field, Mrs. S. Scoville, Mis.
J. M. Oliver, Mrs. John Cart.
Pinonolis?Miss Charlotte Weingos,
Mrs. William Cain.
Saluda?Mrs. W. Grady Hazel.
Ridge Spring?Mrs. M. W. Watson,
Miss May Seigler.
St. George?Mrs. C. D. Dukes, Miss
Sara Garvin.
Walterboro?Mrs. A. H. Ackerman,
Mrs. Paul Sanders.
Williston, Mrs. R. M. Mixson, Mrs.
G. C. Matthews.
Bishopville?Mrs. Clelia D. Reid,
Mrs. Janie Flowers. Mrs Sanmnl
I Beadly.
Cheraw?Miss E. R. Paul. Miss
Elizabeth Waddell.
Georgetown?Mrs. E. M. Poar, Mrs,
C. L. Whitton, Mrs. J. M. Poar.
Sumter?Miss Minnie Moses. Mrs,
C. L. Tisdale. Mrs. Sidney Stubbs
Miss Armida Moses.
Abbeville?Mrs. P. A. Cheiitham
Mrs. W. C. Sherard.
Anderson?Mrs. Grace Cochran
Miss Nelle Barton. Mrs. J. 1'. Sullivan.
Miss Minnie MLlford, Mrs. R. ('
Webb.
A woman's inconsistency may Ik
the greatest of her many charms.
And a lot of good resolutions art
manufactured the morning after.
Two men may live together in peart
and harmony, but no two women car
do it.
He's a wise man who makes th<
mistake of guessing a woman's ag<
too young.
If a rich man tells you that th<
greatest happiness is to be found ir
poverty, remind him of what Pavit
I said in his haste.
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>R BEST ESSAY
Fifteen Dollars to Be Awarded
, For the Best Essay on "Why
the People of Union County
Should Attend Our County
Fair"?Open to All White
School Children.
Fifteen dollars in trold is offered
in prizes to be awarded for the best
essays on the subject: "Why the People
of Union County Should Attend
County Fair." There will be three
prizes offered to school children, the
first I -: -
ucuig v'o.uu in gold; second
prize, $3.00 in cash; third prize, $2.00
in cash. There will be one prize of
$5.00 in gold offered to the teacher
of the county writing the best essay
on the same subject. The contest is
open to the white children and teachers
of the county, and brevity is to be
considered a strong point in favor of
a contestant.
The prizes are offered by a publicspirited
citizen of Union county, who
withholds his name. The prizes are
on exhibition at the Merchants and
I Planters National Hank. The essays
I must be sent to The Times not lated
than Oct. 2<>, and after being examined
by a competent committee, will
be published. Each contestant must
sitt*11 name in full and also state the
school attended or taught. It will
be better to write and forward tlv
essay early rather than wait to the
last day of the contest. The essays
will be published in the order received.
Forward or bring your essay
to The Times office as soon as written.
OF INTEREST HERE.
The Columbia centre of the Drama
League of America organize:! in Columbia
this week and for the initial
meeting, the league was entertained
by a paper on Lady Gregory by Miss
Virginia Briggs of the Logan school.
The State says: "During the past
year Miss Briggs has been making a
special study of the life and plays
of this distinguished Irish gentleman
and her essay will furnish an admirable
introduction to the reading of
Lady Gregory's great folk historydrama,
"Grania," her delightful o..*; ?
on Jamc II, "The White Cockade,"
her wonderful drar.a of allegory and
mysticism, "The Traveling Man", and
her studies of contemporary Irish
neasan^j^ '7^e^i?JL?G^te" **?d
Miss Belle Moorhead left last Saaturday
for Laurens county, where she
will be principal of the Friendship
school near Gray Court. Miss Moorhead,
for the past three years has
been one of the efficient teachers in
the Hickory Tavern school in Laurens
county. She is a young lady of spleni
did ability, full of energy and is
bound to succeed in anything she undertakes.
QUARTERLY MEETING W. M. U.
The quarterly meeting of the W.
M. U. of Division No. 1 will meet
with the Buffalo Baptist church on
October 21 at 10 o'clock a. m. The
nogram is as follows:
Opening song.
Devotional, Mrs. W. W. Finley.
History of Woman's Work, Mrs. II.
O. Holcombe.
Greetings, Mrs. A. T. Stoudenmire.
Roll call and enlistment of delegates.
Benefit of quarterly meeting?cooperation
and enlistment.
"The Women Who Was Going to
Join."
"The Women Whose Feelings Had
Been Hurt."
i ne woman .Who Made Opportunity."
"The Ladder of Efficiency," Mrs.
R. M. Hendley.
"Spiritual Development," Mrs.
David Clarke.
"Twelve Characteristics of a Christian
Stewardship," Mrs. Shuford.
Chart illustration.
"Missions and Lace," Evelyn Ho/.eman.
12 m.?Lunch hour.
1 :J0 p. m.?Y. W. A. program, Mrs.
J. F. Caudle.
2:20 p .m.?Mrs. (). L. I*. Jackson.
R. A.'s, Mrs. R. F,. White.
THE NEIGHBORS S.U
If he is regular in attending
church, he is too pious.
If he doesn't attend church, he is
on the road to perdition.
If he sends his family away for
the summer, it is more than he can
afford.
If he doesn't allow them a vacation,
he is called stingy.
If he happened to he successful in
business, he achieved success unfairly.
If he doesn't succeed, he missed
his calling.
If the piano is silent, why don't
they huy a player?
s If they have a player-piano, it annov?
the whole weighborhood.
i If he irives freelv to charitv it !?
i for show.
Tf he doesn't, he is classed as a
; tightwad.
? If his wife does her own work, she
is "killing herself" for the familv.
j If she has servants, she ought to
i he more economical,
i Tf he dies young, he led too fast a
life.
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