The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, April 02, 1915, Page 7, Image 7
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A Bird's Eye View
(Judge)
Saplee?"Whut is this Blue I
we hear so much talk about?"
Snapleigh?"The Dove of Peac
The Latest
"How do you want your w
made?"
"In this new style. I want it
look as if it were about to drop
me, but of course, it musn't.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
One Detail
(Judge)
He?You can't truthfully saj
haven't supported you in the styh
which you were accustomed.
She?Yes, I can. You never 1
me on your lay any more.
No Brute
(Baltimore American)
"Did you strike this man in an
cess of irascibility?"
"No, sah; I done hit him in
stummick."
V-irculation hiaiemeni unsworn
"May I print a kiss upon vour lip
I asked;
She gave me sweet permissioi
And so I went to press
And printed a LARGE edition.
?Philadelphia Public Ledg
"After 1 wash my face I alw
look into the mirror to see if
clean, confided little Doris. "D<
you ?"
"Don't have to. I look at the t
el, rejoined Willie.?Browning's M
azine.
Riches Buy Happiness
"But riches do not bring ha]
ness!" protested the lover.
"I know that," replied the sv
young thing; "but riches will buy
automobile, and if you have an ai
mobile, you can go after happine
?Houston Post.
Notable Anniversary
"It's five years ago today, and
going to celebrate my wouldn't v
ding."
"Wouldn't wedding. Wooden,
mean?"
"No. Wouldn't. Five vears
today since I asked a girl if si
marry me and she said she wouh
?Browning Magazine.
Sure Thing!
"Farm products cost more 1
they used to." "Yes" replied the
mer. "When a farmer is suppose)
know the botanical name of what
raisin' an' the entomological nam*
the insect that eats it, an' the pi
maceuti'cal name of the chemical 1
will kill it, somebody's got to pay
Anderson (N. C.) Intellingencer.
K * Music Without Charm
f I (Exchange)
At a party Miss Brown had s
"It's a Long Way to Tipperary,"
for days after she was singing
humming it to herself.
"li. seems to naunt me," sne saw
a friend who had also been at
party.
"No wonder," said the fri<
"Look at the way you murdered
Roundabout Way
"I've come to see if you can 1
me $2f>?"
"That so? Which way did
come?"
"Down Griswold street."
"Oh^ you did, eh? Did it occui
you that you had walked right
eight or nine banks that are in
business of lending money to gel
me?"?Detroit Free Press.
How to Pronounce Them.
For the information of war-incli
readers, we print the following ti
of pronouneiation, hopinf it
prove as helpful and illuminating
the average table of its kind in
daily press:
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nounced Lawyuf-ghfs-ing-yvz; Zy
pronounced Gsfx-fy; Vitchafdhhk:
prl, pronounced Vodka; (Irkaman
veithch, pronounced Psanmeobomb-ski;
Boombf, pronounced Be
mf.?Fuck.
Advantage of Borrowing
Some time since a little girl 1
lived in rural community appea
at the back door of a neighb
house with a small basket in
hand, according to the Christian
deavor World.
"Mrs. Smith, said she, as
neighbor answered her timid km
"mother wants to know if you w
please lend her a dozen eggs,
wants to put them under a hen."
"Put them under a hen?" was
wondering rejoinder of the noighl
"I didn't know that you had a he
"We haven't was the frank rej<
der of the little girl. "We are gr
to borrow the hen from Mrs. Brov
Two Heet and Above
"You would not wonder that I h
forsaken playwriting," said He
Tarkington, according to the Indi
apolis News, "if you knew how h
it is today to make a success.
"Musical comedies like 'The <
from Paris'are what the public v/t
rather than serious plays."
Mr. Tarkington smilingly concl
ed:
"A young man who has seen
first performance of 'The Girl fi
Paris' from a front row seat said
he left the theatre with a fri
amid the deafening encores of
lingering audience:
" 'I am not surprised that the f
is so well received. I knew it w<
he a success before the curtain
gone up two feet.' "?Indianop
News.
Dl. l. wagnon comes again
(Continued from page three)
has been a help to the people, nobody
is more thankful for it than I am,
Sird y?u seem to assume that I want to
put up the price, and you seem to
e ?? think this is all the bill is for, you
never was wider of the truth in either
case. But if it takes the same conaist
^itions another year to set cheap aps
pies, potatoes and cabbage, I believe
. when you really begin to think, Mr.
' ,2 Orr, that you and every other man
??_ in Union county, who with or without
reason, with or without any knowledge
of the bill as most of them who
have condemmed it and its author
are, you will join me in praying a
merciful God that those conditions
' shall never prevail again.
J to You ask, "did you ever see these
things so cheap?" No, and I never
nold saw cotton drop from 13 or 14 cents
per pound to 6 and 7 cents in two or
three weeks before, did you? I
never saw every industry in the
country tremble and totter on its
ex" foundations as it has in the past fall
and winter, did you ? I never saw
tbo men with wives and children dependent
on them for a living laid off by
the hundreds before, did you? I
to never saw two sets of hands eagei
?*>?' <111,1 luni'finn - ?
.. . ?<iu .Teeing iui cveiy Jul) III QUI'
mills, and those without jobs anxious
i. for those with jobs to go out
for the day, that the one who did not
have a job might net a day's work
er. before, did you? I never saw cotton
drop from $70 to $80 dollars per
ays bale down to $$0 to $40 dollars per
it's bale in a few days before, did you?
on't I never saw a prosperous farming
producing people lose over four hunow
dred millions of dollars on one crop
ag- of cotton and that after it was made
before, did you? God forbid that any
man, woman or child now living
should ever see it again, and yet
ppi- friend Orr, the very thing that made
cotton cheap, the very thing that
/eet caused panic, suffering and desperaan
iion to every industry of the South,
jto- is the thing that made cheap apples
ss." and cabbage and potatoes, and not a
license or lack of license, as you
seem to reason. If the same condition
prevails a year from now, they
j?m will be cheaper than ever and the
red- dealers, peddlers and venders, who
have heretofore enjoyed the special
vou privilege of doing free in Union county,
at the expense of the farmers
ago merchants of Union county, will be
glad to pay the license and sell them
ln> cheaper than ever before my friend.
Do you want cheap stuff at the price?
That is your argument. The biggest
crop of cotton the world ever pro,
duced, with all export shipments cut
r a!1 off for a time is what cost the South
|.ai~ hundreds of millions of dollars, and
? , reduced cotton from $70 to $:ir? dolf
lars per bale, is what ruined and im'
poverished hundreds and thousands of
1,ar7 our best Deonle. The hi?r<rect nver, r\f
A i - v.?j?
,, apples and produce the country has
ever made, with all export trade cut
off and with this stuff rotting on the
hands of the producers is what has
cost the producers of cabbage, apples
and potatoes millions of dollars,
ung and given you the cheapest produce
and you ever had; a world-wide horror
or and debauchery of war, such as has
not been from the foundation of the
J to world, is what has impoverished hunthe
dreds and thousands of the producers
of the cheap cabbage and potatoes
and. you have been eating?my friend are
it!" you willing to pay $115 to $40 dollars
per bale reduction on cotton,
to have cheap produce? I know you
end and the other democrats of Union
county are too fair to refuse to recyou
ogni/.e the truth when it is presented
and I know you neither can nor will
deny the truth of the figures, which
to are based on government authority,
by and you could not, if you would, deny
the the actual facts that you have felt
t to here at home.
You say again, "that you believe
that 90 per cent of the people would
vote to take of the license, grant
ne(i that it is true, it is also true that
ible that same 90 per cent would vote to
will take ofT nil ntlun- tovao ?i
v.. M.i w**vi ka.\cii tuat nicy
; as now pay, until they saw the governthe
ment turning to anarchy, the school
houses closing, and the wreck anr?
Yu- ruin that would follow any system of
!>ro- government without taxes to run it,
gfr, until they needed the protection that
'.zy- could no longer be had, because there
iat- was no tax to provide for it.
go- I'll go further, friend Orr, and you
>ob- will not deny it, followng your same
line of argument, 90 per cent of the
people who have to have cotton and
clothes made from it to wear and
who who do not produce any for sale,
ired would vote today to make you take
or's 5 cents or less if they had the chance
her for all the balance of the cotton you
En- and the other farmers of Union coun ty
will ever produce, but that would
the not make it right would it? And 90
Dck, por cent of the people who make coton't
ton would vote to never sell another
She pound for less than 20 cents pei
pound if it would do any good, would
the they not? Even if hundreds had to
bor. go naked as a consequence. So, I
n!" think you will have to admit that
Din- your premises are wrong, and that
>ing the law of sunolv and demand hn..
/n." to regulate the ultimate price, unless
chaos and cataclysms of war or other
disaster beyond human power to
ave control steps in as it has this time,
oth and I think you will feel more kindian
ly towards your servant who is laard
boring to give you a market and to
give you good roads to get to and
[?irl from that market at half what it
ints costs you now.
As to my venerable friend, Mr. Vv.
lud- H. Harris, I feel sure he must have
been suffering from indigestion or
the biliousness the day he wrote his
rom "cussing out" for me, for 1 know he
, as is too well versed in the principles
end If "equal rights to all and special
the privileges to none," to be serious in
his objection to a measure that to
day oppose, any man must not only aban>uld
don, but become the champion of
had "special privileges," and I was elecolis
ted by a people who claim to be democrats
and I am not yet prepared to
believe that they believe in taxing
the many for the few, or taxing the
farmers and merchants of Union
county for the benefit of dealers,
peddlers and venders of other counties
and States, and yet that is what
it would seem on the surface, of the
sundry and various dressings my
hide got from my friends last week.
I feel sure that when Squire Harris
and mv good friends of Jonesville
know that "dealer, peddler, vender"
do not touch, and in their definitions
make a distinction, as from a producer,
they will see that there is
absolutely nothing either in the
spirit or wording of the bill, that
would touch or hinder in any way,
any farmer or producer, who happens
to live in Cherokee county, or any
other county, and do his business at,
Jonesville, from selling any of his
surplus produce, chickens, eggs, butter,
wood or anything else on earth
he raises, in any way he pleases, and
without a cent of cost more than he
has always paid and that he will
feel more like, at least one other
good citizen, not even a resident of
this county has written me (he is
both a merchant and farmer) and
that is "that it is one of the best
pieces of legislation yet introduced
in our legislature," especially when
you come to realize that it does not
interfere with any regularly organized
commercial business, paying
taxes in the State, but it does get
the fakir, the man who slips in and
sells the ignorant white or your negro
a lot of junk, and takes a mortgage
on everything he has and a lot
of times on things he has not got,
and nobody knows a mortgage has
been given until it is presented for
payment, and then you have to pay
your negro out, or have him solo
out, or his time taken up in going to
court, when you need him worst.
It does stop the privileged few
from selling all over the county free
of aii cost, when every citizen and
farmer and business man has to pay
for t h'lt nrivilnoro If
and believe you need vile, dangerous
calomel to start your liver and clean
your bowels.
Here's my guarantee! Ask your
druggist for a aO cent bottle of l)odson's
Liver Tone and take a spoonful
tonight. If it doesn't start your
liver and straighten you right up
better than calomel and without griping
or making you sick I want you to
go back and get your money.
Take calomel today and tomorrow
you will feel weak and sick and nauseated.
Don't lose a day's work.
Take a spoonful of harmless, vegetable
Dodson's Liver Tone tonight
and wake up feeling great. It's
perfectly harmless, so give it to your
children any time. It can't salivate,
so let them eat anything afterwards.
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anybody from selling anything that
is legitimate and will bear the- inspection
of the law, but it does make
it unprofitable for the fakir and
quack, it does not raise the price of
anything to anybody, but it does give
the home farmer and merchant something
like an equal showing with the
alien and stranger.
It is a measure to encourage farmers
of Union county to diversify,
to give them a market, and to give
them an equal showing in their own
market, to make it possible for
them to plant something besides cotton
and be able to convert some of
it into money. It is designed to give
the business interests of Union county
an equal showing with outsiders
and non-taxpayers.
This is the bill that seems to have
stirred up some of my friends. If
the efforts to create home markets
is wrong, I am wrong; if the efforts
to give home producers some encouragement
and a living chance is wrong
I am wrong; if the effort to give the
home merchant a living showing, and
some measure of equality with
an outsider and non-taxpayer is
wrong, I am wrong; and as the conditions
that xire true at Jonesville
would be equally true with Lockhart
or any other border town in the
county, 1 will yet believe that my
efforts to serve my people have been
misunderstood but not unappreciated.
Very truly, L. L. WAGNON.
MOKE AGAINST THE
ROM) ISSUE
Mr. G. T. Gault of Kelton Again
Argues Against Voting Rends
for Good Roads
We are having some tine March
weather just now and the farmers
are making good use of it.
Mr. Editor, you have thrown open
your columns for a free discussion of
the .$200,000 good roads bond issue
to be voted on the (5th of April. You
have shown a noble spirit in so doing
which is just and fair, for it is a public
question.
In last weeks' Times I gave a part
of my views on the subject and
thought I was done, but reading last
weeks' Progress, 1 saw so much that
was said that was misleading and
deceiving about the .$150,000 K. K.
bonds voted on by the qualified electors
of Union 40 years ago, I coulo
not hold my peace, so please give me
space in the old Union Times to ask
Progress a few questions, and comment
on the same. Progress says
they got official figures showing that
the Southern Railway was paying
taxes to the amount of $11.0.'50 per
year and the amount of interest the
county paid on those bonds was onlv
$(5,270, hsowing that the county was
actually making $4,200 a year he has
it?but my figures have it saving
$4,7(50; $500 more than his, now 1
do not give the official figures a single
doubt, but I want to ask Progerss
or the author of this statement a few
questions. Was not this R. R.
through Union county built years be
fore those bonds were voted on ?
Was one foot of this road built in
Union county or one cent of the
money spent in Union county? No,
but it was to build a road in Spartanburg
county and in North CarOlino
nf ? -1
nnaii >vc no ihu receive a
cent of revenue. Now could there
ever be anything more misleading
and deceiving than this statement?
1 will say that 1 voted for this bond
and I and all others who voted for
it should have paid for them. It
would have been hard on me and au
others that did, but experience
teaches a dear school. Those who
advocated the bonds would have us
believe that we would have meat,
flour, corn almost given to us if the
bond issue carried, but did it come
true? No, but Union has had the
pleasure of paying $.'160,000 of hard
earned money, counting the interest
on the bonds and for retiring them at
6 per cent (which I think is too long)
is what we got and some would have
| the mill people believe if we get
those good r0ad bonds they will get
wood at almost nothing. My friends
don't you let them pull the wool ovci
your eyes as they did mine 40 years
ago, for I was paying big prices for
flour with this outlet into the Northwest
and we had the road almost 40
years. No, my laboring mill friends
if we get the bond issue for good
roads you will still pay high prices
for wood, etc. Some people are
mighty anxious to get the votes of
the mill people if they will just vote
as they want them to. But how was
it last year and in 1912, when those
very people wanted to vote for men
of their choice to fill offices. One
thing I forgot, how much of this It.
R. sinking fund was lost by the coinmissions
by bad loans? The tax payers
will have to make it good. And
too, if the good roads bond issue carries
what will the county have paid
at the end of 40 years at 5 per cent
for they will not be sold for less;
lets figure a little, $400,000 and still
the bonds at the end of 40 years, not
a cent paid. So if there has been
added to our taxes enough in 40
years to retire those bonds, just add
$200,000 more and we will have the
small sum of six hundred thousand
dv liars, and 1 have not counted the
compound interest $10,000 or more
for 29 years, which will add many
more thousands to be counted, roughly
estimated at $85,000. We hove
the sum total of $085,000 paid for
road bonds alone. Let me say a few
words on some other bonds. The j
voters of Jonesville and Pinckney
townships voted $20,000 eacn to build
a road from Lockhart Junction to
l.ni.ktiavt Miiic tk?., ;r
this road what a boom for Jonesville
and Lockhart Junction. Now, let us
look at it, a traveler cannot gee a
square meal there, and we have the
road too. And if it had not been for
John H. and Henry Howell of Kelton
we would have been paying taxes
on that road. One of my best friends
got his feelings hurt, because I told
him what I thought about the bonds
and again did not the people of some
of our township vote bonds on therm
selves to help build three counties
railroads through the townships. It
passed through, but the county went
under and we saved our taxes. What
do all these taxes mean? Readers,
listen, Abraham Lincoln said: "I se<
in the near future a crisis approaching
that unnerves me and causes me
to tremble for the safety of m>
country as a result of the war. Corporations
have been enthroned and
an era of corruption in high places
will follow and the money powers
of the country will endeavor to prolong
its reign by working upon the
prejudices of the people until the
wealth is concentrated in the hands
. of a few and this republic is destroyed.
1 feel at this moment more
anxiety for the safety of my country
than ever before, even in the midst
of the war." Dear readers, don't
this read more like history than
prophesy? Look from (?5 to 7(5 in the
South? look at corporations today!
They own all the mining fields and
all the railroads, water powers and
everything else except our land ann
personal property, and now to think
that our own men in the South
would try to get us to mortgage
them away by voting taxes to be
paid in JO or 40 years. Stop and
think or reason befo you vote a
tax on yours and your neighbors
children and grandchildren. For
God said "people will not reason."
G. T. Gault.
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You Deathly Sick
Stop using dangerous drug before it
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You're bilious, sluggish, constipated
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size and power. Light weight means economy.
Economy in gasoline consumption. Economy in
tire expense. Economy in repair bills?less
than two cents a mile for operation and upkeep.
Vet with ill 1 its light weight the Ford is the strongest
sturdiest car that is built. It is the longest lasting car.
Vanadium steel is responsible for that. "Anti-fatigue"
steel, scientists call it?the strongest, toughest steel put
' into automobile construction.
Buyers will share in profits if we sell at retail 1100,000
new Ford cars between August 1914 and August 1915.
Runabout $440; Touring Car $490; Town Car $090;
Coupelet $750; Sedan $975, f. o. b. Detroit with all
equipment.
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