The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, February 12, 1915, Page 7, Image 7
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Something to Go on With
Gent (interestedly)?And what are
- you going to give your young brother
for the new year?
Little boy?I dunno. I give 'im the
measles last year.?London Opinion.
< A Good Memory
Mrs. Crawford?Has she really as
good a memory as she claims?
Mrs. Crenshaw?Only for certain
things. S(ie can remember if one has
a hat made over or a skirt turned.?
Judge.
Not Accepted Here
"You know it is said that the poor
and righteous man has treasures in
hpnvpn "
"Yes; what a pity he can't use it
as collateral while he's here."?Boston
Transcript.
Good For Nothing
"Willy, is your father a rich man?"
"No, Sallie, he is a professor, so I
can be educated for nothing."
"Oh, that's nothing; my father is a
minister and I can be good for nothing."?Harvard
Lampoon.
A Missing Feature
"Good heavens! What's wrong with
Cholly's face?"
"I don't see anything the matter
with it."
"It's so vacant. Oh, I know now.
He hasn't a cigarette in his mouth."
?Birmingham Age-Herald.
His Standard
City Nephew?So you didn't like
the milkmaid chorus in that musical
comedy I took you to?
Oncie Eben?1.N0; according to my
country ideas, George, the milkmaid
ought at least to wear more clothes
than the cow.?Punch.
Faith Needed.
(New York Globe)
Brown (on fishing trip)?Boys, the
boat is sinking. Is there any one
here who knows how to pray.
Tnnoo / ? " 1..V T .1 ~
vvtivo f A UU.
Brown?All right. You pray and
the rest of us will put on life belts.
They're one shy.
Just As Bad
"You'll have to quit smoking," said
the physician.
"I don't smoke."
"Then you'll have to quit drinkng."
"I don't drink."
"Haven't you any bad habits?"
"None at all?except taking medicine."?Washington
Star.
Coin is Cheapest
Mrs. Homespun?What'll we contribute
to the minister's donation
party ?
Farmer Homespun?Wall, I dunno,
Hannar! Taters is 'way up, pork i.'way
up, fowl is 'way up?we 11 save
money by giving him money.?St.
Paul Dispatch.
Saving Spirit
"Speaking of stingy peopld," said
the snopkeeper, reriectiveiy, "there's
no one that can beat old Scrimp."
"What about him?" queried the
customer who had come in for a
pound of coffee.
"Why, he even looks over the ton.u:~
?i *? j* * I
ui ms glasses iur iear 01 wearing
them out!"?Till Bits.
The Connection Plan
(Boston Transcript)
Bfown?What a rig that woman
has cn.
Jones (looking)?By jove, that reminds
me; I've got to get some castor
oil for?
Brown?Eh; I fail to see how that
rig can remind you of castor oil.
Jones?The bad taste of it, my boy
Sold
He?I wonder what the meaning of
that picture is. The youth and the
maiden are in a tender attitude.
She?Oh, don't you see? He has
just asked her to marry him. How
sweet. What does the artist call the
picture?
He (looking about)?Oh, I see?its
written on the card at the bottom
"sold."?Seattle Star.
Placing the Credit
A teacher instructing her class it.
the composition of sentences, wrote
two on the blackboard, one a misstatement
of fact and the other wrong
gramatically. The sentences were:
"The hen has three legs," and "Who
done it?"
"Harry," she said to one of the
youngsters,"go to the blackboard and
show where the fault lies in those two
sentences."
Harry Jowly approached the board,
evidently studying lard. Then he
took the crayon and wrote:
"The hen never done it. God done
it."?Tid-Bits.
Taking it All
(Ladies' Home Journal
JLfVlViV * U^l VC VKJ UIIUUI ^UU I
defense," said the eminent criminal,
lawyer, "you will have to tell me the
whole truth. Did you embezzle the
$100,000 you are accused of having
taken ?"
"Yes, sir," replied the accused man.
"I'll not attempt to conceal the fact
from you. I stole every cent of it."
| "How much of it have you still?"
"It's all gone but a couple of dolI
lars."
"Young man," said the eminent
lawyer, buttoning his coat about him
and putting on his gloves, "you had
better plead guilty and throw yourself
on the mercy of the court."
"I'll do it if you say so, sir. What
are you going to charge me for the
advice?"
"Two dollars." |
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LOCKHART JUNCTION
Lockhart Junction, Feb. 8.?Sunday
was a beautiful day and a large
congregation was at the New Hope
/church to hear the new preacher,
Rev. Justus. It has been so bad
every Sunday that it was the first
time some had heard him, he made
a fine talk. The subject was "wars
and rumors of wars." He said sin
was the cause of the war and I believe
so too, foi when the people get
good enough they won't want to
fight, that is my opinion.
Well the good roads question is
before us. I guess'it will soon be
left to a vote whether we will vote
a tax for good roads or not. I am
in favor of good roads but don't
know how or what way we can have
them. As long as the winters are
so wet and the folk travel so muci.
they are bound to be bad. Some people
say that Spartanburg has better
roads than Union county, but I have
been in Spartanburg county and I
tell you they are bad now. All roads
are pretty in the summer and look
good, just like they never would be
bad any more. I fear if we build
by taxation, the money will be spent
(and the roads still bad as ever. The
only roads I see t,o be permanent is
the macadamized, and it would take
more money and several generations
to finish and make them complete.
I was over in Cross Keys section
last week and I find the macadamized
roads need some repair, but mind you
it was the best part of the road from
Union to Cross Keys. I would like
to hear others on the good roads
proposition.
I did not get a letter to the Times
last week. I was away from home
when I should have written, and when
a fellow is on the road he has not the
time to write much unless it is a
business letter and they don't take
long. No boys, I don't take time to
write to my best girl when I am
away from home. Now listen, I am
going to tell you something. There
is a young lady over in Spartanburg
county who wrote a friend of hers
and said she looked all over the
paper for Moxy's letter and was so
sorry he did not write one. Thanks
for the compliment. Now listen
again, fellows: Some one else told
i vther read the correspondents
letters than anything in
the Times, that they all wrote good
letters and he rather read them than
anything else.
I spent two nights in Union last
week, one at the home of Mrs. Mary
Gault and one with Mr. Munro Faucett.
They treated me with kind
hospitality. I meet kind people
weherever I go.
Misses Lela and Lula Gault visited
relatives in this communitv Sunday
and attended Sunday School.
Mr. F. C. White of Trough Shoals
was down to see his relatives for the
week-end.
I see in the Times that Danks is
dead, the author of "Silver Thread*
Among the Goid." I know a number
of people who clipped this song from
the paper. I thought he was dead
long ago, hut you see he has left
this piece of music that will never die
or grow old. It is sweeter each time
you hear it. Some of the young folk
around here can sing it too.
Mrs. and Mrs. Wallace Lancaster
and little son Paul, of Sulphur
Springs wore down to see Mr. A. J.
Gallman and family yast week.
Moxy.
JONESVILLE
Jonesville, Feb. 8.?As Valentine
day is near, guess the book stores
are well supplied with nice printed
Valentines with nice verses for the
young folks, but it was not so in my
young days, we had to make our
own Valentines. We cut and scolloped
them with diamonds and hearts
and wrote verses and mottos, and by
the way, they were right pretty. I
remember on one 14th of February
while I was in the Confederate army
I had a fellow comrade to cut a Valentine
for me and he had it beautifully
cut with net and 1 illy work and
in the centre he pictured a heart
with a dagger pointing to it with
red ink stains around the heart,
as though it was wounded and bleeding
and I sent it to my girl with a
verse or two that ran this way:
"On the 14th day of February
We had a mind to be merry,
The lots were cast and the one I drew
Kind fortune said it must be you.
My dearest dear and blessed divine,
I've pictured here your heart with
mine,
But cupid with his fatal dart
Has wounded love, my bleeding heart.
But when this cruel war is done,
I hope our hearts will be made one."
I sent this to her but did not sign
my name, but she knew who sent it
and I received a sweet answer in a
short while.
Mr. Bishop with his split log drag
is doing some work upon our streets
today and if no rain falls for a few
days our streets and roads will be
in fair condition. I see the automobiles
have begin to move and that is
a pretty good sign that the roads
are getting in good condition. I notice
the editor of the Times has opened
his columns to any and all who may
wish to discuss the good roads problem
or any other problem for that
matter, whether their views are in
harmony with his or not. Well our
editor has always done that, but that
the people may be sure of that fact
he has plainly stated it. Well I will
give my views in the next week's
issue of the Times upon the good
rgads issue or problem.
The people of Jonesville, has up
to this date, contributed in money to
the Belgian relief fund $30.3f> and
a box of clothing and a box of provisions
are now ready to be forwarded
as soon as directions for shipping
are received and while our peopjo
are helping the far off Belgians they
are not unmindful of the poor an*
needy in our own community.
I am glad to know that a camp o
Sons of Veterans has been organize*
at Union and I hope many more wil
be added to their roll. The old vet
erans camps are getting smallc
every year. Our camp at Jonesvilli
once had thirty members but it ha
run down to lb.
Last Friday evening a chorus o
Pacolet young folks presented a pla;
at the graded school auditorium
they had a full house and the pla;
was highly appreciated?the pro
ceeds to go to the furnishing of th<
new Pacolet School building at Pac
olet.
Miss Eva Ellerbe of Columbi:
spent Saturday and Sunday in Jones
ville and attended Suday School a
the Methodist Church, in whici
school she had previously worked fo
six years.
Miss Pearl Harris of Union, spen
the week-end with Misses Jimmi<
Hartley and Margaret Williamsoi
at the Enterprise Hotel.
Mr. and Mrs. W. I). May and Mis:
Sarah Thomas, of Carlisle, spent tht
week-end with Mrs. Geo. C. Wood
Miss Helen Bobo of Cross Key!
spent Saturday with Mrs. Geo. C
Wood.
Mr. and Mrs. L. M. Massoy o
Fort Mill arrived this evening tt
spend the week with Mrs. Massey's
parents, Mr. and Mrs. R. W. Ham
ilton. Mrs. Massey will pack anc
ship her household goods to her horn*
at Fort Mill.
Rev. W. S. Porter filled his pulpi
at the Presbyterian church Sunda\
which was the last sermon that wil
ever be preached in the old churcl
as it has been sold to thq McWhirtei
brothers who commenced taking il
down Monday morning
Two very unusual things or phe
nominal occurrences will happen this
year, one is there will be fill Friday's
this year and the other is there wil
be no full moon this month. Something
that has not occurred sine*
184(>. But don't somebody conclud*
that these phenomenons are the caus*
of the war.
I am glad to hear that the cominj.
spring fashions are to have on*
pleasing feature, the ladies skirt:
are to be wider, it will take a littl*
more cloth its true, hut they wil
be so much more comfortable to th<
women and look much more decen
to the men. Sorry to lean that bp
hats are coming back aga thougl
I would rather see small piai'n hats
no feathers, the little sailor is th<
sweetest, but my likings and judg
ment will not be accepted.
Mr. Tim Howell of Lockhart, wa:
in Jonesville today on business.
Telephone
To Protect Birds and Animals
The Audubon Society of South Car
olina for the Protection ot' Wild Bird:
and Animals, is an institution incor
porated under the laws of this Stute
The Society has done a meat worl
in the cause of bird protection, bu
for the last few years it has beei
inactive. At a recent meeting then
was an election of officers, and th*
decision was made to revive the ed
ucational work of the Society.
Objects.
The objects of the Society are t*
promote among the citizens of Soul I
Carolina a better appreciation of tin
wild birds and animals; to stimulate
public sentiment against the destination
of wild animals, wild birds am
their eggs; to encourage parents an*
teachers to give instruction to chil
dren 011 this subject; to secure th*
enactment of proper and necessarj
laws for the protection and preser
vati'011 of the wild birds and wild ani
mals of this State; to distribute lit
erature bearing on these topic:
among the members of the Soeietj
end other persons, and to raise anc
provide funds for defraying the nec
essary expenses of the Society in tn<
accomplishment of these purposes.
Work.
Looking to this end the Societj
plans to direct its activities to th<
following fields:
Co-operation with local State au
thorities, Farmers' Clubs, School au
ithorities, Women's Clubs, and othei
organizations in promoting the studi
of birds, the dissemination of knowl
edge concerning bird life, and th<
protection and increase of useful spe
cies.
The introduction of bird study ii
the schools, the observation of Bin
Day, and aiding in every possible waj
educational work along the lines o
bird study.
Arrangements of exhibits on bin
protection for County Agriculture
Fairs and other large public gath
erings.
Lectures and traveling libraries or
bird study and protection, newspapei
articles, programs for bird clubs am
special bird meetings, prizes for lies
essays on bird protection, and prize:
for best bird boxes.
Needs.
The Society has no other suppor
than the membership fees and con
tributions of its members and friends
To begin to carry out even a smal
part of this program requires funds
To insure the permanence of its worl
the Society merits an adequate en
dowment.
Persons interested in the study o
wild birds or animals from any stano
point are invited to unite with us ii
this great movement.
A subscription of One Dollar 01
more constitutes membership for out
year.
A gift of twenty-five dollars con
stitutes the donor a Life Member
Life memberships are placed in th?
endowment fund.
BELLE WILLIAMS, Sec.-Treas
FRANK HAMPTON, Pres.
Piles Cured in 6 to 14 Days
Your druggist will refund money if PAZO
OINTMENT fails to cure any case of Itching.
Blind, Illcrdingor Protruding Pile?in6to 14 days,
The first application gives Ease and Rest. 60c,
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i Winter Mornings
s
a cup of pood, health-giving
^ coffee sets you right for the day's
work. Not how cheap, but how
y good is the question.
Buy a pound of Luzianne and you
L> have the equal of 2 pounds of ba? rel
coffe. Besides that, Luzianne
i is clean, healthy and fragrant
when you open the can. Who
knows but what the store cat
slept in the barrel or bag the
night before you got your supply
t of loose coffee?
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1 PRICE or BREAD
' WILL BE RAISEI
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t Increase From Five to Six Cents ;
Loaf in Southeastern Territory.
' Spartanburg, Feb. 8.?August Geil
> fuss, president of the Southeasteri
1 Master Bakers' association, announ
- ced here tonight that bread would b
J advanced in price from 5 cents to i
: cents a loaf at once over the si":
1 States?North and South Carolina
Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee am
r Florida?embraced in the organi/.a
2 tion.
* He said that bread is now sellini
- for 6 cents in Wilmington, Charlotu
1 Greensboro, Greenville and Ashevill
2 and that the price will become efTec
t tive in all small towns throughou
; the section tomorrow.
1 The advance in the price of flou
, is responsible for the increase in tb
2 price of bread. From the baker;
- here 9,000 loaves are shipped daily
and, according to Mr. Geilfuss, th
5 raw flour contained in this outpu
costs $(52.50 more per day than i
. cost before the war was declared.
One to Raise Price
One Columbia baker will raise tin
" price of bread; one will not raise tin
s price of bread; the third has mad'
" no announcement.
"I will not increase the price o
c bread. It will remain at 5 cents re
t tail and 3 1-2 cents wholesale. 1 hav<
1 nothing to do with the Master Bak
* ers' association," said C. G. Oehmiy
2 owner of the bakery at 1713 Taylo
" street.
"We will raise the price of bread
The amount 1 can not say," was th
? statement by an employee of tin
i Riedlinger's steam bakery, 1907 Mail
; street and 1118 Tavlor street. Hi
; said that II. J. Ileidt, owner of th
- bakery would make an anouncenien
1 todav.?The State.
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. Cures Old Sores, Other Remedies Won't Cuie
/he worst cases, tio matter of how Ionic statidiw
are o.red by the wondcrf"', old reliable 1)1
r Porter's Antiseptic Healing Oil. It relieve
. Pain and Heals at the same time. C5c, 50c, $i.tl
Notice of Final Discharge.
^ State of South Carolina?County o
Union?Court, of Pmhuto
Notice is hereby given, that on th
4th day of March, 1915, at 11 o'clock
a. ni., in the Court of Probate fo
said County, the undersigned wil
make his final settlement as Execu
^ tors of the Estate of N. R. Karr, an
that thereupon he will apply to th
Judge of said Court, for his fina
discharge as such Executors.
D. B, FREE, Jr.
J FLORA FARR TEMPLETON
This first day of February 1915.
Published in The Union Times fo
^ 30 days.
SUMMONS FOR RELIEF.
(Complaint Served.)
? State of South Carolina?County c
Union?Court of Common Pleas.
1 B. G. Wilburn and W. H. Wilbun
1 partners trading and doing bus
iness under the name of B. C
Wilburn & Son, Plaintiff,
r against
1 R. F. Bobo, W. D. Arthur and F. C
t Mosely, Defendants.
3 ______
To the Defendants above named
You are hereby summoned and rc
quired to answer the complaint in thi
action of which a copy is herewit
served upon you; and to serve a cop
of your answer to the said complain
on the subscribers at their office a
c Union, S. C., Rooms 12-13, Foste
Building (upstairs), within twent;
_ days after the service hereof: and i
1 you fail to answer the complaint with
in the time aforesaid, the plaintiff i
1 this action will apply to the court fo
the relief demanded in the complaint
Dated November 28, 1914, A. I).
(Seal) Wallace & Barron,
- I. Frank Peake, Plaintiff's Attys.
Clerk of Court.
To the Defendant, R. F. Bobo: Tak
notice, that the complaint in this ac
' tion was filed in the office of the Clerl
of the Court for Union County, Stat
of South Carolina, at Union, S. C., oi
i the 30th day of November A. D. 1914
WALLACE & BARRON,
I 2-6t. Plaintiff's Attorneys.
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* All this by simply carrying an account
at this Bank and then pay all bills J
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CITIZENS NATIONAL BANK |
i It. P. Morgan, PresidentC. C. Sanders, Cashier ^
^ Capital and Surplus $135,000.00 *f?
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' BUYERS TO SHARE IN PROFITS >
I LOWER PRICES ON FORI) CARS
Effective from Aug. 1, 1914 to Aug. 1, 1915 and guaranteed
against reduction during that time:
? Touring Car $190
Runabout 44#
l' II Town Car ?>9U
I | (F. O. R. Detroit, all cars fully equipped.
In the United States of America only.)
| Further, we will he able to obtain the maximum efficiency
in our factory production, and the minimum cost in our
| purchasing and sales departments if we can reach an out^
| put of 300,000 cars between the above dates.
e | And should we reach this production, we agree to pay as i
t | the buyer's share from $40 to $00 per car (on or about
t | August 1, 1915) to every retail buyer who purchases a
new Ford car between Aug. 1, 1914 and Aug. 1, 1915. 1
For further particulars regarding these low prices and
profit-sharing plan, see the nearest Ford Branch or Dealer
U N I O N G A R A G E
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