The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, January 12, 1912, Page 6, Image 6
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Phone 144 R. A. Easterling, Supt. | <ii,
Inasmuch as he i- trying to do j WHEN THE KIDNEYS FAIL
about everything else there is to be 1
done, Mr. Bleast- probably wants! lt . _, , ? _ . _. . ...
to do all the traveling for South! Un'on Pe0P|e Ha?e Found That III ??
Carolina himself instead of letting! Health Quickly Follows. wi
the proper officials do it at the pro-! ha I
per time and for proper reasona.? ! Bo you ever feel that you simply ean't tht
. . Chariotte Olreerver. p any furtdier-^bat you inuirt have re.it tHl
m m m ; troin thut lame and aching back?relief .
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Dr. J.,B. Hftrtw.ll, one of the S?u^/OU- Co^inon* proof in Union M(
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hien, China, Jan. 3. He haa labor- *"'1 *au?ed my hack to aehe. Doan'a a?J
ed Among the'heathen for over half K^aey RHs which I prpruired frora the ?ec
. * Palmetto Drug Co., entirely relieved me at
a century. ~m m + and after taking them, I enjoyed good Cor
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I)r, Routh, df the Rockefeller excellent one for kidney complaint.''
hookworm treatment comnoitwion, , .... . J*
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HOW HE
GOT LIZ
By G. B. MARTIN
When I wjis n young feller jlst git
i' old enough to make up to theglrli
the toy? used to laugh at me foi
tint. I Uou't thluk myself that li
is because I was so awfully stuold
t I was dreadful homely. , Thai
is what put me at n disadvantage
y eyes and my hair were a different
lor, and I was !dnd o* rawboned
I I was good for above the othei
ys was tliat I could lick any of 'em
it when It came to sprucln' up foi
dance I hadn't a ghost of a shov
mgjdde the worst lookiu' feller it
e lot.
dy ale mother tolc me onet: "Elijub
you want to win a woman's favoi
sotnepln for her. I,et her sec thai
u think kindly of her. Yonr fathei
isn't a good lookiu' man when ]
irriod him, Jlst a rawboned farm
's boy, and I ink him in preferenei
the best lookiu' feller in them part)
cause he used to come ronnd whci
hailn't not bin' to do nud churn ant
ilk for me. When I saw him churn
or 8uttin' on a stool tnilkin' to snv<
s work I forgot his red hair and hi)
^cklen and his big knees and elbowi
il sot my heart right on to him."
I didn't forget what mother said
id when Liz Bunker come to tah<
o school and I thort she was tin
rtyest. thing of womankind I'<T evei
nn and WHUted her mighty bad ]
ide up my mind IM try to make hei
rgit my ugliness somepin like fathei
ide mother forglt hls'n. But wha'
uld 1 do? Liz didn't churn or mill
ws. She taught younkers reodln'
itln* and 'rithmelic. I could't. spel
r at that. I couldn't go tot hei
hool and say, "See here. Liz, yot
t go out aud sprywl yourself or
e grass and I'll teach 'em for you.'
couldn't say that 'cause I dldn'i
ow enough.
)ne day after school I mot Liz com
home, and she was eryin".
'Why, Liz,'' 1 asked, "what y' cryln
r?'
'Oh, don't bother me."
'I wish you'd tell uie."
'It's them big ones. I enn't mak<
11 behave by beiu' kind to 'em. anc
a not strong enough to whip 'em."
'How old are the children that mak<
i disturbance?"
'Children! They ain't children. Bet
Hiker's twenty and strong as an ox
hn Wllklna Is nearer twenty-one
ough he isn't quite as big as Ben
leu there's Ollie Smith?he's eighteen
d can whip either of the other two.'
: remembered what mother'd said
t I didn't let on about it to Liz. 1
lil to her, says I:
'I didn't know y' tuk such old tper
o your school. ICf I had I'd 'a' beet
scholar myself. I hain't got no edl
Jon, and I want some. Will y' take
> into your school?"
ix said she would. So the next daj
vent round. X set on a bench witli
arithmetic before me, and while 1
La a studyln' I jlst kep* an eye or
km Mir walHn' 1 * ?fc> A
no o' their trick*. Pmrty eooa OllU
lith threw a apitball aero** th?
loot and hit Lucy BUis la the eya. 1
ir by Us*a expression that she dread
what was comln', but I didn't say
diln\ She reprored OUle gentle-like,
1 he sent another ball at Ben HookBen
throwM it back. John Wilis
threw a book at Ben, and there
m a racket on sure 'naff,
lllas Bunker," says I, "which one o'
we boys would you like to see made
behave fust?"
Any one on 'em," ahc said, her voice
(nblln*.
I think." I said, "you'd better givo
a recess. A lesson hi good behavior
ght break some o' the school fnrure.
ftchoo! dismissed." said TAz.
iVe all went out on to the grass plot
front of the schoolhouse, and I told
lie that his lesson would come first;
it I proposed to give sepurnto lesis
and if any one not glttin' taught
inners interfered I'd break every
ne In his body some time, even If I
ln't do it then. I think this kep"
ti off durln* what follered. Anyly.
no one of 'em interfered to holn
other. I soon laid Ollle on the
is*, and T pommeled him till he waa
e all over. Then I tnk John, who
is the tdprsest of the three, hut he
isn't fiprhtln' for a purty sehooltenebas
I was. and at last I downed him
Ih a blow that broke bis Jaw. Hen
d he didn't want no lesson, no
> Instruction wrs over and school
c !n attain with all the scholars prest
except John, who couldn't tec Its
th a broken Jaw. and he was oxeusfrom
school for the rest o* the dajf;
Vhon school was ont I walked homs
Ih f Iz She was the most grateftl
1 you erer seen. She said I needn't
ne any more, 'cause she'd give me
ate lessons, but 1 went the next
r to see the effect o' my Instructions
deportment.
t was the quietest school you ever
in. John Williams nerer come l?cV.
1 the other two o' raj beiisyior
tolars was as quiet as idee. After
tool I tole 'em that If they needed
r more leeaons Miss Banker would
id for me, bat they'd, learned It *f!
oucet, and lie didn't have to send
me. jyt:
'ho private lessons wian't n^ech
>d to me for larntn'. bat they wie for
acq akin'. Lis would never hare had
th a feller ae me if it heda't'lieen
the way rd helped her oat o'jher
qbt* After eh, I iot.iej.vtfe Jm
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HIDDEN JIOARDSc
Fartunei Burled or Tuoktd Away In
Wasteful Neglect.
None cau estimate the wealth bid
den In the days of the war between
the states. Down mountain slopes,
across the great plantations and along
tho streets of cities of the south are
trails of lost fortunes Ou the MIsrIs
aippl river the shanty boaters tell tales
of kettles of gold coin and money that
? were buried in the brakes or revealed
r in the caving hank of the Mississippi
t by h cascade of coin rushing down the
. crumbling slope into the flood Now
t and then some sharp darky appears
,a . with a handful of old gold,
t A mathematician might estimate the
quantity of nugget gold hidden by the
r placer miners, the loggers, tinkers.
tramps, soldiers?all the kinds of for
r tunes that are tucked away in useless
7 and wasteful neglect In nil parts of
, the country?in stockings, mattresses,
old clothes, garrets, cellars, hollow
trees, hovels, mansions, caches of des
r peradoes ami hidings of foreigners. If
t only one in 10.000 hides $100 that la
r never found, and In every village and
[ town the proportion Is larger, among
. farmers and back country people much
? larger, the loss will amount to $'XH),
3 mm Alio ciiiiuces are mui lucre is ;i
j hundred million dollars of hidden for
I tur.es in this country now? gold. sil
. ver. precious stones and paper wealth
3 Many a farm, many a city property.
3 goes Into neglect and decay because
3 the heirs never knew of it.?Raymond
S. Spears in Harper's Weekly.
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3 Falconry.
In medieval times falconry was exceedingly
popular. To he seen with o
hawk upon the wrist was the seal of n
gentleman, and bis rank was also
known by the species of hawk he was
using?for a king the gor-lalcon. for a
prince the falcon-gentle, for u dubo the
falcon of the rock, the peregrine falcon
for an earl, for a ludy the merlin,
the nobby for a young man, the goshawk
for the yeoman and for the serv
lug man the kestrel.
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Had to Swallow Many Things.
An amusing anecdote is related Of
the Into Huncarinti stntosmiiii TiKzn.
I who when one day dining at the Hofburg
with the Austrian emperor placed
a largo pear upon his plate at dessert
The emperor remarked to his minis- =
tor that cold fruit after n hot dinner
i was injurious to the digestion.
I Tlsza replied. "The stomach of a J
Hungarian premier, your majesty, is I
obliged to be a strong one."
Changed Plane.
A Chicago banker was dictating a
letter to bis stenographer.
Mr. So-and-s^.*' he ordered,
| "that I will meet him in Schenectady."
"How do you spell Schenectady7"
asked the stenographer.
1 "S-c. S-c?er?er?er? Teli him 1'U C
meet him in Albany."?Chicago Post.
1 . Arohttecturally Speaking.
""I am the architect of my own for'
tone." said Mr. Dustln Stax.
"Well," replied Mr. Holden Howes.
r "by being your own architect you're
1 liable to get some curious effects, but
1 yon do save a lot of money on plans
1 and specifications."?Washington Star. L
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The Pity of It. }
"Do you believe necessity 1a the jJ
mother of invention 7" ; ^
"Tee. and she la also doaely related ^
to the promissory note."?Birmingham
Age-Herald. C
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The C^mt of All. N
- 'A tnan dropped his wig in the
treet, and a boy picked it np and
handed it to him.
"Thanks, my boy," said the ?wn r
of the wig. "Yon arc the first
genuine hair restorer I hare ever e
Men."?New York Journal.
Old Tim* Bear Test.
In the sixteenth century testers
were appointed in England whose
duty it was "to test and assize the
beer to see if it be fit for n man's
body." One of the methods of testing
ale was in spilling some of it on
a wooden seat when the tester, attired
in leathern breeches, sat down
thereon. If he adhered to his seat
the beer was adulterated with saccharine
substances: if he could rise
without inconvenience it was not
adulterated.?London Mail.
Chance For a Meal.
"I had been hmt three days in the .
woods without food when suddenly 1
was confronted by a bis black bear.
. "What did you do?" p
"What would you have done?" ej
"I think 1 should have eaten the
* bear."
Hew It Happened.
"Why. Johnnie':"
"What?"
"How did yon get the baek of jour
neck so sunburned?"
"W'y, 1 was fnein' the sun with uij
back w'en I was In swlmmlft'."
Cheaper. 1
"1 am KoitiR'on a fishing trip." I
"1 didn't know yon liked to flab."
"1 don't"
"Then srby do yon go on a flatting
trip?"
"1 can't afford any other kind."
She Didn't Understand.
"Do you understand men. Mhta
ttlrt?"
"Dear ine. no."
' "Are weSrtt a mystery to yon?"
"Indeed, yes. Von in particular are
a mystery to me.'1 " aalty:5
-rtat flatters me." T
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towards a better condition of the health is to be desired ??
Jr and claimed. . 3J
w Foods cooked in the ordinary way lose largely of M
Q nutriment which is boiled, fried, steamed or evaporated
0 away. Naturally the delicate flavor and tender, nutri- 101
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residue. ^
J9 On the other hand, the food you cook in an "Ideal" J J
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J J cooked in an "Ideal" will come out so tender and tasty 3*
1 f it will almost melt on your tongue. V*
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