The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, December 14, 1906, Page 6, Image 6
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NATIONAL BIS<
THE STICKLE8ACK.
Aflrr \N innl;m n I'iatlit III* < olor*
'I'nLf* on
Mo-st ooiinly .iti'l iru 11 :i ii f of tisli is
tlio til?.|> in-I si ioUloliaok. Ili?? In1lovi'.l
ti11 111 r" of Itr tisli v im Ii.
liltl.i ii?li ilorivo thoir naiiio from tli ?
m bur; i spinos willi wliifli th?*y aro
.'irnn'il i iii I which I hoy i'.in raiso or ilol?rt?ss
al will.
Tin* touialc > -'Ji' iai-U i- ill" itioilol
wil'o III' I IIIO.I'I llllsli.lllil Sill- i loos
not loaxo !: . in I'lianoo. Inn os
tai ; -lios a " iiuvsiiry for llioir
rci'ii 'v?!i. o' o .\ li i ln?r irriiaioil !.'
Ill" llll-'ia'l 1 'O.i- I |oa ! i:|s _'U I I'll
Woo li.'iajo i 11 ri.al "IiiMlor" who
raslily a;i;iroi ' ? ; rlusol\ ilio it uni ilo
in' hi* no aoi.or ilinai, i'.io liiooiliiit;
- - a \\ ;i i'.I li.s sjii u's ;i\oiI
for 'lolioii ' !i w ar ji iumi sioams
The contest that ensues is desperate,
the ?* ?n? 1 ? ?'it - iliiri tig a t each oilier
wltli lightning r.i|'iiliiy. biting and
striking at each other with their spines,
a well dircc e. 1 nit from which weapon
of offeasi' will often rip tip the
tody of the adversary, .sending him to
the bottom
But most remarkable of nil is the
decoration which nature bestows upon
the victor. The brilliant green of his
mail I tinged with gold, while
his red throat blushes to a deeper line
than ever.
On tin? other hand, his vainptished
assailant, should he lie fortunate
enough to escape with his life from jln)
battle, Joses his brilliant and martial
uniform of red. green and gold aud retires
to some' obscure oof tier of his native
pond, attired in a humble civilian
uniform of setter aud sorrowful gray.?
Duudce Advertiser.
ParloUnii' Hread.
There is no city in the world whera
so much breud is consumed as In TarIs.
It is estimated that every inhabitant
eats one pound a day on the average.
Even in past centuries the French
?especially Parisians?had a horror of
atale broad. And, as in those days
people manufactured their own bread,
they had a curious way of making It
palatable. Strange as It may seem, the
bread they prepared?huge round or
aquuro slabs?was used as a dish on
which the meat was carved and bore
the name of 'tramhoirs," or tailloirs."
The Juice of the meat having pene
trated into the bread imparted a pleasant
taste and prevented it from becoming
dry.
Illicit I'rlcctl Copy.
During the siege of Kitnberley the
editor of the only daily paper there
was often hard put to tlnd enough
news. One day in a olnhroom he found
Cecil Rhodes reading a fairly new paper
from Cape Town. He borrowed !?
ami rushed to his own office, where It
, boon reapperfreii .as a special edition,
^''selling like hot cakes. Tin*! same even
' 'lug he iue.t Rhodes, .who iiiijuired.
'."Where's niyCjipe Town |>apejrV" "' Oh.
y c?l it up for the printers," was tli?
reply. .."1^1 ease don't do that again,"
said It nodes inifdty. "That paper came
through my native runners and cost
me $ t.ono."
^ - ^ TTMZ.UK
No Honing-No Grinding
Get a CARBO-MAGNETICnr|
RAZOR TO-DAY on 30 days KH
trial from your dealer and | jn|?
learn all about real shaving
comfort. i*?
EVERY CARBO MAGNETIC /$?
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UNCONDITIONALLY ^
GUARANTEED Ij
Hollow Ground $2.50 tp
flnilhlo U D A" ? ? ' *'
Pair in Leather Cate $5 50
... I or Sale By...
I'nion Hardware Co.
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5 first place, W
tected first, M
he time. |
lust tight,
re proof package. ||j|
CUIT COMPANY IB
Needed All His Strength.
He bid behind a >
hi I limn I'd / ,
And lit a ?-Ua- (
Th? \ iir?f h?* I i"Tv^ ^ f 1
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And h- felt bi. , . ^
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Tlt?? liniohf i <1 ? < i ? > Itl* ?;
li * ' *< . I* - *ft %J
Ami 111 1 * |i.? ' n down on the if toil lid;
All b. nii-li.' l hi< h- ?! tan;
It*, sln:t liis i--ot:i and . 'inched his lists
1 ...1 < .-.1 .? 1
Treatment For It.
What was ill)* voting l.-iiiy talking to
Vi?u no I'iirnt'sl |y" n Itolll V"
"She was jn^t tolling about the blut1
blood iii her wins."
"Well. ?li' needn't feel bad about
that. A few hotilex of sarsaparilln ami
Iron will cure her."
His One Failing.
Th" em I man Is .< sseneroos soul.
No matter what tlmy Miy.
There's nolhitiK small about the man,
Kx.-epl perhaps his weigh.
Death from Lockjaw.
never follows an injury dressed witli
Ilueklen's Arnica Salve. Its antiseptu
and healing properties prevent blooti
poisoning, ( 'has. Oswald, merchant ol
galoitratM) l?? V \" . . 44 1,
cured Seth Burch, *>t" tl?in place, of tin
ugliest sore on his neck ! ever saw.'
Cures Cuts, Wounds, Hums and Sores
23c at all drug stores.
of IteiMonx.
? 1 1 1 ^
31 m*
"My nun. do you kuow why I'm j?o!i>t
to whip you'.'"
"Vi's, dud: Vause y??r hlsfgor'n I am.'
?Sst. Louis I'out-1 'isputi'li.
THREE ERIENDS
Price, Style, and
Quality
Are on intimnte tprm<
here. They have unitec
in a tremendous effort t(
make our values bettei
and our store more attractive
than ever before
The Present Price
of Cotton Is (). K.
PROVIDED YOU BUV
EVERYTHING FROM
GEO. W. GOING
I Th >l(ln Kor thp - h
*1 sent for yon." said the man of tin*
house. "to tlx a key in my daughter's
piano."
"Hut." protested the man. "I don't
know anything about pianos. I'm a
i locksmith."
"Kxaetly. I want yon to make It
pos>i hie for inc I?? look tlie Ida mod
thing up."?Houston Post.
11 i in For t In* ThinUIn* furl.
"There is one tiling at least that
may he said in favor of matrimony,"
remarked the ex-bachelor.
"What is that?" queried the party
who was helping him out with the dialogue.
"It makes a man think more and talk
less." answered the victim of his own
|"I|,| . ' mv.i S.'' .nils.
/ JUST LIKe TH? \
(Jlye a politlclun plenty of rope and
he may hang himself, but the ehanees
are tliat he will cut It up into eampaign
cigars.
Some people are so popular with
themselves that other folks feel In the
way.
An easy Job, being a job, doesn't look
gotsl to a lazy man.
I Loafers are Imitation martyrs.
Sometimes a man succeeds because
he is too honest to fail.
ini' gtrt who isn't ashamed to scrub
the kitchen isn't apt to stand any fooling
An Alarming Situation
frequent ly results from neglect of
closed bowels and torpid liver until
constipation becomes chronic. This
condition is unknown to tbose wbo use
I)r. Kind's New Life Li lis. the best and
gentlest regulators of Stomach and
Dowels. Guaranteed by all druggists.
Price 'Joe.
Wrll ( orrrfd.
, Probable Puivhasor?Your father's
house is certainly a pretty one. my boy.
i but what are those fuuuy things ou
the roof?
Owner's Son?I suppose they're morti
gages. Fa always says that the house
is covered with them.?Journal Amusant.
All Arranfrd.
"And now." said tin; dear girl, "you
had boiler go up and speak to papa."
"Are you?er?sure lie's home':" stammered
Mr. Stomau.
"Oh. ves; unless he's got tired waiting
and gone to bed you'll find him in
the sitting room."?l'iek-Me-Up.
i
Com rmry.
P "Why have you stopped Frau
I Schmidt from coming to your sewing
. meetings':"
' Wife?Beeause she is so eontrary'.
. Whenever any srandal is related of one
of the others she always contradicts
it.?l.ustige Blatter.
Slow I'frfr.
'1 /\ll ?? i <??> ? ?
tiv/11 nil-fill I<? ?nv I in- fi'-KHK*inent
is off not ween Jack and Mary?"
"Yes. It seem* she told liir.i the oilier
evening that she wasn't beautiful
enough to be his wit'e, and bo didn't
deny it <|itick enough to suit her."?
Smart Set.
SMITH'S PRICES
Pure Honey, per pound 15c
Muscavado Molasses ooc
Grated Cocoanut, 5c and 10c
Malaga Grapes 20c
i Peter Cooper's Gelatine 10c
Royal Powder, 10, 25 and 50c
Parrot and Monkey Pow,
der, 5c and 10c
) Good Luck Powder, 5 and 10c
. Coffe, 15, 20, and 25c
Quaker Oats, 2 for 55c
Best Tomatoes, 2 for 25c
* Best Corn, 2 for 25c
Fresh Stock of Cakes and
r Crackers.
mm* ? m n
w. Neweii Mnirn.
; I'hone 126.
'/ GUARAN.
' <Z3r&deu6 Md '.??A
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R. R. Fare Paid. Notes Taken
7 500 I'ltER COt HSP.S
B:ar latCost. Write Quick
GEORGIA-ALABAMA BUSINESS COLLEGE, Macon, 0*.
Evolution of Spanking, v'
TAn electric spanking machine Is now
In use In a public school in Peoria, 111.?
News Item.J
WK cull to mind the master grim.
With horny hands of leather.
Oh. well we all remember him
When we were tails together!
For when ve'd shin the orchard wall,
llook school or other pranking.
Ilis hony palms would give us all
The soundest kind of spanking.
Tlnte passed; the master feeble grew;
Ills paints lost force and lire.
But still our pranks were far from few;
Each day we raised his ire.
' S<) front the s< huolhotirte on the hill
He plucked a cypress shingle
And spanked us ore by one -until
Kadi nerve would dance and jingle.
But. though the shingle left its mark
I i.l II ill.I 11 . ...II ....
Em it ila> would Wring another lark,
Pospite slrrn inks rnniin iiuling.
Our liluiul'TS nut do tin* master rave, I
Our pranks wore still lurrriisinK,
t'niil ho goi a barrel stave
Anil spanked us Willie t ceasing.
Tie* oil s. hnollinn.--e his passed away; i
T.ikowise the good old master,
Ihlt II' li'" tauKhl his class tndity |
Perhaps hc'il spank I hem faster. |
l.hi. h a ImtiMu near at han?l j
Anil Stall those piddles swinging.
Some tll'l v spanks each seeonil anil j ^
Kai'h one spark rlutik"<I ami stinging. I ^
? Victor A. Hermann in Judge. J
Our Pet Miiiiii, 1
Tin* noted foreigner wits sorely puz- 1
zled. I
"Toll nu* of ze American language. |j
Kt oos so nuoor. Ze conductor on ze
' si root oar tolil me lo sklchloo. Wliat
iloos skiddoo moan, kind gout Ionian'.'"
"Skiddoo? oil. that means twentythree."
"Twenty-three? And what does that
| mean?'*
"Why. heat it."
"Beat eet? How extraordinary! What
does?er?heat eet mean';"
"Why. vamoose."
"By the shade of Napoleon! And
what does vamoose mean';"
"Ktiilo away! To the woods for yours! j
Are you on'; Why, they'll hand you 1
a lemon. They"?
Bm the noted foreigner hail tied.?
('hii-ago News.
Too Soon Kor That.
V?.. - ii - -
,.H" .irnriiHir u'lis mi1 SIIO nUS nO
friends here j.? spp-ik of.**
"Why, she t<>l<l mi** slit* hail made
quite a number of friends since she
cuiik' hero."
"I suppose whon she saiil 'none to
speak of sin* meant she hadn't learned
enough about them to begin to knock
them yet."?Philadelphia Press.
The I.nnir I.lved Orchid Klo?rer.
Even when orchid flowers are fully ] '
developed they may remain uncut up- j !
on the plants for two or three weeks
without apparent deterioration. This
gives them a manifest advantage over ^
most flowers that have to l>e cut Iin- *
mediately upon or even in advance of
reaching full maturity.?Country I.ife
In America.
I t
Bad Symptoms. )
The woman who has periodical head- c
aches, backache, sees imaginary dark
spots or specks floating or dancing before j
her eyes, has gnawing distress or heavy i _
full feeling in stomach, faint spells, dragging-dowu
feeling in lower abdominal or !
pelvic region, easily startled or excited. !
irregular or painful periods, with or without
|M-lvic catarrh, is suffering from i
weaknesses and derangements that should 1
have early attention. Not all of aliove
symptoms are likely to be present in any 1
case at one time.
Neglected or badly treated and such
cases often run into ma ladies which demand
the surgeon's knife if they do not "
result fatally.
No medicine extant has such a long
and numerous record of cures in such i
cases as Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrin- i
tion. No medicine has such a strong ,
professional indorsement, of each of its '
several ingredients?w orth more tlian any | I
numlwr of ordinary non-professional tea- I |
tlmonials. The very best ingredients '
known to medical science for the euro of
woman's peculiar ailments enter into its < (
compo-?ition. No alcohol, harmful, or
habit-forining drug is to bo found in the
list of its ingredients printed on each
bottle-wrapper and attested under oath. ,
in any condition of the female system, 1
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription can do |, ?
only good? never barm. Its whole effect '
is to strengt hen, invigorate and regulate I
the whole female system and especially 1 ]
the pelvic organs. When these are do- j ,
ranged in function or affected by disease, j ,
the stomach and other organs of digestion <
become sympathetically deranged, the ] <
nerves are weakened, and a 'ong list of
bad, unpleasant symptoms follow. Too I j
much must not be" expected of this "Fa- | J
vorito Prescription." It will not perform
miracles; will not cure tumors?no mod- 1
icine will. It trill often prevent them. If
taken in time, and thus the operating
table and the surgeon's knife may be
avoided.
Women suffering from diseases of long
standing, are invited to consult Doctor
Pierce by letter,.free. All correspondence
is held as strictly private and sacredly
I'millrlouml AiMoss lw 1? V" OUfc*.
1{ViWHU?. N. Y. V "
I>r Pierre's Medieal Adviser flOQO pages)
is s nt free on receipt of 21 on^mn*.
for pa per-covered, or 31 stamps 1
for cloth-bound copy. Address as a love.
CUT PRICES ON PERFUMES
We have to make room for an elegant
line of holiday perfumes soon to arrive.
Intil then we make the following
prices on our stock now on hand:
25c size for 16c.
FA- a _ fl X X- ? IF
out Kinu cui iu oot.
Bulk goods, 30c an ounce.
The package is not so bright, hut the
quality is good as ever. You will
find such well-known manufacturers as
Colgate. Stearns, Spiehlcr. Ricksecker.
etc.. on the list.
Come while you can find the odor of
your preference.
DUKE DRUG CO.
: HAIR
* DEN
J Crown, Bridgework ai
J Office over Mutual Dr:
a
t| DR. J. MONR
E N
Iff/ Crown and Bridge Work
A Specialty. Phone
Followina the F!aa.
When our soldiers went to Cuba ant
die Philippines, health was the inos
inportant consideration. Willis T
Vlorpan, retired Commissary Serpen 11
IJ. S. A., of rural route 1. Coneord. N
II., says: "I was two years in Culm am
wo years in the Philippines, and beinj
subject to cold, I took Pr. King's Xev
Discovery for Consumption,which kep
ne in perfect health. And now. it
s'ovr Hampshire, we lind it the bes
nedicine in the world for coughs
olds, bronchial troubles and all lunj
lisoases." (luarnnteed at all druj
itores. Price 5tV and $1 00. Tria
ottle free
At the Marrlnxr Hriiker'i.
"The man who Is interested in you
s u great sportsman, loud of iuouuuin
climbing, uulouiobilitig uud bal
ooning."
"How ui< e! But I prefer one who
vkll last longer if you have any."?
'liegende Blatter.
Boioui Kriendn.
Nora?You see, you were quite misakeu
lu saying that l>r. Birkenstock
lidn't rare a rap about uie! He told
tie himself he did yesterday and de
lared he eould eat me.
Lola? I congratulate you. Your sweet
leurt's favorite dish is evidently goo?e,
-Meggeudorfer Blatter.
SiBTfrt
Mrs. Styles?My husband has the ut
noBt eouhdenee In me. Mrs. Myles?
Did yon ever ask him to let you cat
lis hair?? Yoiikera Statesman.
He who restrains not his tongue
hall live in trouble.?Brahman Maxim
The Publisher's
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United States Court op Claims
The Publishers of Webstar'a International
Dictionary allege t hat it " is, in fact.tbo popunr
I'nahridgeu thoroughly re-edited in every
let ad, and vastly enriched Inevery part, with
i he purpose of adapting it to meet the larger
ind severer requirements of another generation."
We are of the opinion that this allegation
nost clearly and accurately d?scril>es the
work that has l?oen accomplished and the
r?>sult thuthaslieeu reached. The Dictionary,
is it now stands, h.is Urn thoroughly reStlitetl
in every detail, h:ia l?een corrected in
9VCry part, ami is admirably adapted to meet
the larger and severer requirements of a
general um which demands more ot |K>pular
philological knowledge th in any generation
that the world basevcr eontiiiued.
It is perhaps needless to add that we refer
lo the dictionary in our Judicial work aaol
the highest authority in accuracy of dettnlI
ion; and that in the future aa in the past it
will be the source of constant reference.
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y Goods Co., Union, S. C.
v 1
!OE WALLACE, Jj
T IST jju
Offices: Rooms 1 and 2 Hfl 1
117. Nicholson Building-. ?rl
I For Sale.
1 One hundred and fifty-six acres of
t | land, with three houses on it. Within
three miles of Buffalo Cotton Mills,
tt For i|uick sale, only one thousand dol.
lars. Apply to
1 is It E. V?. Floyd. Woodruff, S. C,
t NotlGe to Trespassers!
)
t. All parties are forbidden to hunti
, , fish, or in any manner trespass on the
5 properties of the undersigned. without
r' leave of the owners.
1 Sanford Wilburn,
Jasper Wilburn,
J. A. Smith.
J. E. Smith,
A. 11. Vinson. 4*-3tp.
~~Deadly" Serpent Bitesare
as common in India as arc stomach
and liver disorders with us. For the
i latter, however, there is a sure remedy
: Electric Bitters; the great,
restorative medicine, of which A
Brown, of Bennettsville. S. C., save:
"They restored my wife to perfect
health, after years of suffering with
dyspepsia and a chronically toinid
liver." Electric Bitters cures chills
and fever, malaria, biliousness, lame
back, kidney troubles ami bladder
disorders. Sold on guarantee by all
, druggists, l'riee 50 cents.
i BOILERS AND ENGINES.? *
Tanks, Stacks, Stand Pipes,
and Sheet Iron Work; Shafting,
Pulleys, Gearing, Boxes,
Mangers, etc. Mill Castings.
A 1- oru-k
VMOV ViilJ , HUIh.
hands.
Lombard Foundry Machine and
i Boiler Work and Supply Store.
Augusta. Georgia'
I Pinal Discharge.
I Notice is In* re by given that M. W. Bobo.
Administrator of the Estate of John
R. Linson, deceased. has applied
i to Jason M. Greer. Judge of Probate,
in and for the County of Union, for a
iinal discharge as such administrator
^ ! It is Ordered. That tire 24th day of
December, A. !>.. IHOd.be fixed forhear;
ing of Petition and a final settlement
. of said Estate.
( | Jason M. Grkkk.
Probate Judge Union County. S. C.
1 Published in tiik Union Timks, December
:?3rd. 1906. 47-4t
Money to Loan.
On improved and productive farms.
at 7 per cent, on loans of $3000 and
upwards, and at 8 per cent, on loans
' from $:100 to $1000. AM loans run for
I live years. For further particulars
apply to Tott xsKM) tfc Towssknd.
40-4 nioe. Attorneys-at-Law.
"~p7ct~u res
Picture Framing, Glass, Wall
Paper, Window Shades,
Carpet Laying.
i MILLINGS, The Paper Man,
Phone 181. Main Street. Union, S.C ^
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Schedule on all
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Winter Tourist Rates are
; now in effect to all Florida
t points. For full information
''as to rates, routes, etc., coni
suit nearest Southern Railway
I Ticket Agent or
BROOKS MORGAN, R. W. HUNT,
| A. G. P. A., I). P. A.,
I Atlanta, Ga. Charleston, S. C.
J. A. BROWN,
DEALER IN
REAL ESTATE. STOCKS AND
BONDS.
HOUSE RENTING AND COLLECTING
A SPECIALTY.
OFFICE ON BACHELOR STREET.
V. E. DePASS. S. C. DePASS.
DePASS & DePASS,
Law Offices Over Peoples Bank.
1 -! yr
parketfs /'
hair balsam
JHC1?*an? anil Nmitif.e, the hair.
'HlVimutri a luxuriant (ToWth.
nKf^V wHN*v?r Palls to It.-at ore Oray
Rfifk V lli^l Hair to us Youthful Color.
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