The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, November 30, 1906, Page 6, Image 6
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I NATIONAL BISC
Tlmr for Him to Quit.
It in one of the amiable traditions of
the senate of the I'nited States that no
new senator shall make u set speech
till he has served a year or longer. Old !
senators are very Impatient of the as- |
nmuiiuuu ui iiii|iori;iuee l)y I1CWCOI1)f*t'S."
f"he late George K. Edmunds of Vcr
* inunt once allowed it to be understood
Unit lie would soon retire from public
life Idaho had just been admitted as
a state, with the privilege of electing
senators, the one for a long term and
the other for a short term. A Mr. Mo<'nnnell
drew the short term and having
but two mouths to serve, proceeded
i > make til best of ii. The day after
ie had been sworn in he took up a
losition in the middle aisle and, in a
>g horn voice, made his speech.
While lie was holding the fort Mr.
IMtnunds entered the chamber. lie
stopped short and gazed at the speaker
with the utmost astonishment. Then
lie made his way to his sent and. leaning
over to the senator next to him,
asked:
"Who is that person?"
"A senator from Idaho."
"You don't say so! When did he
conie?"
"lb' was sworn in yesterday."
" 'Swflrn in yesterday and making a
speech V<l<Iuy," mused Edmunds. "Well,
well, if that doesn't beat all! It looks
iiiw ii s tinip lor me to quit."
And in n few days he resigned.?Success
Magazine. ,
When In n Mini Demi f
Floresco claims to have brought back (
liCo to dogs wliose hearts have stopped
from twenty-live to forty minutes. Lie
applies oleetrodes directly to the heart
either on the outside or by needles to
the inside of the ventricles. Panilewsky
has started heart beats in a rabbit
twenty-four hours after death, and in
the auricle* three days after death.
This he accomplished by perfusion of
the heart bv l.ookAo solution. Inhibi
. . * - T..... ...... . ...
nun ?/i i in?* 111-iii L iti i iiHI 1:1111 in?
about l?y applying electrodes nt the
run I of the aorta. Locke and Rosenheim
perfused a heart that had boon
hanging in the laboratory for five days
ineo its Removal from the rabbit's
oody and caused it to give beats of
considerable magnitude. Howell of
.loims Hopkin : eonebides from his experiments
that inhibition of the heart
depends on the presence of diffusable
J'olasslum compounds in the heart*tis'*n
jue and that these impulses act indilectly
by increasing the amount of p01
'ssturn compounds of tljis character
From the physiological standpoint. \
therefor#*, it looks as if the day p?ny '
come when death will he cheated <rc Its
prey and the'heart forced to take up
again the work that it has laid down.? '
Jixmial of Homeopathy.
BvlJ spreads as necessarily: us d!?- |
cane.?KHot. f
TYNER'S DYSPEPSIA REMEDY.
A Guaranteed Cure.
If y >u h11ffor from Dyspepsia or Indig
-St,ion in any form, gas. belching,
Inlt'-r taste, offensive had breath,
dirzy Hpells, sonr stomach, heart llutfcer,
nausea, gastritis. loathing of food,
pains or swelling in the stomach, hack
<?r side, deep-seated kidney or liver
trouble, then they will disappear in a
whort time after taking Tyner's Dyspepsia
Remedy made, especially to
cure Dyspepsia. Indigestion and all
HtotnacU Troubles, even of the worst
eases. Tyner's Dyspepsia Remedy expells
the gasses and sweetens the
breath. It cures Sick Headache. Colic
and Constipation at once. Druggists
or by express f>0 cents a bottle.
Money refunded if it fails to cure.
Rice Drug Co., Union, S. ('.
Master's Sale.
State of South Car >lina, i Court of Coin(Vanity
ot ( nion. i toon I'leas.
\i ufoiiui,?c!iiiii. i?t :ii VM .
1 VY. NnrSim I'-eaty, ? ! a! . Itof.
In o'lK^lli'nci' t'> :in nrdcr 11i:i<I? in
aimer *(it?l rase I will sell at I'liion liefore
the eonrt I !!- tl<?nr, <lnrinir tin
lOjcal houra of sale, on sales'lay, I ><cointier
llai, I'.ttsl, tlf lolloa injr |.>t oi' laml,
viz: all that 'certain l>t of laml in (hi
town of Union, county ami state aforeNiiid,
with tin- laii liiijfx thereon, containing
live an I ma-half acre- ami
known as tin- t'ulp place, hoiimle.l |?y
lauds of J. (). Wallace, William Walker,
YV. It. Harris ami I. J. Haines.
Terms of sale, rash,
('. II. Peak*1.
' Master. ? 1
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soda cracker g
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good and m
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: hands by a |
toisture JZG jR
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lUIT COMPANY B
Wliy They (.<>( No Mail.
Ail oitleial of the postottice department
at Washington tolls of a new
postoflioo tlial was established in u
certain small town. A native of the
place, the proprietor of a grocery, was
installed as postmaster. It was not
very long before complaints were tiled
wito the department that no mail was
being forwarded from the new office,
so an inspector was detailed to investigate
the matter. When lie callM tip
on the postmaster ami asked wliv no
in.'iil had Imvmi sout out. ilit* former
I>->i111? <I to :t la rye mail hay haiiyiny tip
in a ntnit'i* tiiutsaid:
"Tin1 mail's in that hay. I ain't sent
it dm ye. h'?*au-i? the hay ain't lloWhoros
III; !l i nll."
1 ?n!i"i ln> in.ul if ,vmi are interrupted
when you ar<? ta'klny. It may have
pro* onto.i yuii-from sayiny soniethiny
foolish.?.x :< !iisoii < lio.ie.
To Please the Buyer.
"I'.uV how do
\.y, A -? , you knpw there is
^ any yold Jo that
^ "How do i
- knowV Didn't 1
^ ^ l?*ll SHU IIII? IIIUIV
Remember.
H-Mm'mlirr me v.'In n life Is like a song
An.I < 11 for >oti lias chased Itself away.
And while you're i ollo. t as Tlo wrong
I "mo my reputation, this 1 prnvA
Homeinber me, or. if von must. forKet,
And 1 will hear it still as liest I may,
I''or, if I'm not much remembered, then
yoii liet
I'll not he Ke'tliiB roasted day by day.
1 hate to think that I'll he soon for.orot.
For memory Is the dourest thliiK that Is.
To he for'fotl- n is the common lot,
Anil each one fears that ii may soon be
his.
Vii-mpmlior . a.. '?* *
< . ur pi.m aiui pay
And lhinps for >011 in happy sequence
flow;
Remember m<* and while you do It. say.
Just pay me tl.ose two dollars that you
owe.
Fortunate Missourians.
"When I was a druggist at Livonia. ' 1
Mo.," writes T. J, Pwyer, now of
(iraysville, Mo,, "three of my customers
were permanently cured of eonsumption
by Dr. King's New Discovery
and are all well and strong today.
One was trying to sell his property
and move to Arizona, hut after using
New Discovery a short time fi(Wound
it unnecessary to do so. I regstrd Dr.
King's New Discovery as the most |
wonderful medicine in existence."
Surest Cough and Cold cure and
Throat and bung healer. Guaranteed
by all druggists. 50c and $1.00.
Trial bottle free.
Valuable Land lor Sale.
By resolution of the Board of Direct-'
ors, the Union Building anil I/um Asho-1
! eiation. of I'nion, S CI., will sell at
| public auction l?efore the court house!
I door a?t I'nion, S. ('., on salesday in
Deceiiilier next ( Decenilier Mr< 1), the
followingdescrils'il pro|?ertios: All that
I eertain traet of land lying south of tliel
town of I'nion, containing SO acres,'
more or less, known as the Hunter land
and hounded by lands formerly In-longing
to <*ieorge Munro, J. \V. Mel.ure et I
i *1 _ At mt >
hi., iiii'i Known as me i nomas ranges*
place.
Also one undivided one half interest in
anil to all that certain tract, of land in
Kishdam township, I'liion county, lyin^r
on Tyger River, ami known as the James
A. Tucker land willed to the children of
\V. J. Tucker and containing six hundred
and sixty acres, more or less. Said
land lieginning at lowest corner of the!
Anna Martin tract of land <iherc it joins
the McGraw tract and runnVg thence a
straight line to the weathVr house on
Hawkins Spring branch nen- its mouth
where it empties into Tyger liver..
Also, all that otlier certain projK-rty in
the town of I'nion, I'liioti eotnty, known
as lots No. S,t?, 10, II. 12. 1?. I t and 20 f
of the Meeks property, lying,Is-ing and
situate on the west side of Tojhe's branch j
on the hill on the north safe If the street.
A plat nfrwhich can Is- seen b calling on
I I) vttl.nr sU-eretarv and Iviisiirer of
tlir ( iiioii I'.iiiMiii'/and Loan Vssoeiation.
Term* of Sale: Oin^t.hird cab, balance j
payable in ??ii?- and two yo#Tw f-eiirtMl, I?y |
I Im>ixl 'it purchaser ainl mortg^e (he
premises. l'iireluiM|r In pay ir pirerM.
1 > K.\ NT,
President Cniun B. & I*. wocfafidnrj
In
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
I)o unto yourself what you would
have others do to you.
Diplotnaey is the work of a elevor
person trying not to he rtu'.ely untruthful.
Love isn't won in an instant or lost
!>y a trille.
\" <1;
& jn
ciraiini;; is i<:iril i>ll till* carpets
ami dispositions alike.
People ntllicted with chronic i^nornnee
hit apt to ' subject to acute
attacks of snipers! i n.
No girl is so beautiful hut $1,000,000
is an added charm.
A man who lias so milch money that
In* doesn't*have to spend to prove It
mivrht as well he poor.
When a man has successfully deceived
himself he makes It a matter of
pride to deceive others.
Suppose She Is Next I
Oh. woman, sweet, confiding thing.
You listen to our fairy tales.
And you believe them, every word,
I"nless our Intuition fails.
That Is. you seem to think them so
For anything that wc can see,
Kut do you to yourself remark
In undertone, "Thai sounds to me?"
With such a large, good natured smile
You listen as our yarns we spin
And go in rapture over them
As you appear to take them in.
llut after we have gone our way I
Aad you have thought the stories o'er.
Then do you ehuekle and observe,
"I wonder what he takes me for?"
Th" stories of our bank a'vount,
Our triumphs in the market ptnre.
You hear, and not a sign of doubt
Is written in your girlish fare.
Hut do you often long io say.
When being handed tales like these.
Though It would not be unite polite,
"I'm from Missouri; show me, please?"
Hut man. the tall and blooming chump,
lie never guesses you are wise.
And so he swells up like a toad
And dishes out artistic lies.
But while you sit there wonder eyed,
If not intent, at least resigned.
Say. how he'd Jump and'hit the pike
If he could only read your mind!
!
Harmless Amusement.
Now that it is somewhat more than n
week or ten clays until we drop around
to the polls and select a president there
Is no reason why any nhlehodied mas .
wlio was born in the T'nited States
should not he a candidate for that position.
This country is full of presidential
Impossibilities, and there is no reason
why any man who has 1"> or HO cents
in his pocket should not lie mentioned,
If it Is only In the advertising columns.
While that may n<il mean an election,
it will he a nicej^Tldng to tell your
grandchildren ahojr. in after years
you can date things from the year you
were mentioned for the presidency.
Then as the date for the conventions
roll around you can withdraw gracefully
If It appears 4hat you stand no
chance of nomination. There Is no !
dnnger that It will not appear that j
way, but until then where can yon get
cheaper amusement?
rSo Time For Frivolous Things.
"Ho is the father of thirteen chilli
ren."
"Evidently he doesn't believe in raee
suicide."
"No; he Is too busy thinking about '
race slioeleide."
Iff? HhSMUIIJ
-CONPRWSED -1
When Vou Paint Next
It's your fault if you don't save 25%
on your bill mid at the Mime time buy
the paint that is the closest-sticking,
furthest-spreading and longest-lasting
paint in the world. We guarantee
HAMMAR PAINT to wea- for live
years. HAMMAR PAINT comes in '
condensed form. You put the oil in
yourself. "Gallon of Oil for Gallon of
Hammar; no more, no loss." I laminar
manufacture stops at the proper point i
?with the right driers in and the oil 1
left out; then you con see just what \
oil is put in?pure Linseed Oil. "Paint 1
lives only as long as the oil in it lives." j 1
w non you put the oil in you know th?
pnint is absolutely frosh and now, and
its strength?the strength and sticking ,
power of the oil?is not eaten out by
the lend and driers. Contractors, j ]
painters anil house owners the country
over declare it has better spreading '
qualities, backed bv stronger staying
power, then any other paint?factory, 1
shop or home made?that tbev havo j
ever used or seen used. That's strong \ ,
'?and we'll he glad to send you copies '
of their letters, or drop in some day |
and let me fell you all about this great. (
|ir<i|K)siuon before you buy thi* '
Benson's paint. T am flip only Agent
authorized" to handle and gunranlee j
Hamniar Paint
J. W. Bates, Jonesville, S. C.j
?- I
. .BHiiw ' JBNtf jkau
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OBESITY A DISEASE.
It In Not. n* a ltnlo. (lip Rfiiilt of
L.(isIiicnm or <.1 ?ittony.
It is a mistake and an Injustlee to'
many abstemious folk to nssutne that
all fat persons are gluttons or large
enters. Very many excessively corpulent
people, especially women, are
small eaters, while some of the most
doughty trenchermen are gaunt and |
thin.
It is not the quantity so much as the j
quality of the footl one eats which determines
the putting on of ilesli. Yet
it is not always the kind of food that
niai.es the ohese. for some stout people '
eat very sparingly of sugars and j
stnivhes. while there are large consumers
of sweets who never put on I
lle.-h. In siieii cases it is a question
of constitution, often of heredity and
not at all. or very little, one of diet.
Another prevalent error in regard to
fat people is that they are inert or lazy
and never exereise. Of eonrse exercise
does increase the processes of nutrition
and so leads to the hurtling up of
superfluous fat. but at the same time
it causes an increase in the appetite
and thus tempts to the consumption
of a greater quantity of food. So one
thing balances the other, and want of
exercise alone is not a very potent
cause of obesity. Many very fat persons
are. it is true, sluggish, but they
have become so since putting on their
tlesh. for it makes a great difference
whether one carries loft pounds about
when one walks or whether ft is necessary
to propel half as much again or
even double the weight. It is a tremendous
handicap, and there is small
wonder (hid the lightweights do the
most exercising.
Obesity, indeed. Is usunlly a disease
and not merely the result of laziness or
gllittony. Its eattse lies deep down in
the animal economy, in among those
mysterious chemical changes by which
the food we take into the mouth is
converted into blood and bones and
muscles, skin, hair and brain cells. It
can often be warded off l?y a proper
diet and mode of living, especially if
taken in band /rom the very tirst and
not .allowed to get the upper hand, but
the tendency to stoutness will generally
persist through life and can only I
be modified, but never remowed.
Any treatment for Ihe radical removal
of flesh should be carried out under
the advice of a physician, as violent
measures directed to this end may
be productive of terrible harm to the
const itlit ion.? Youth's < 'oiupanion.
Not According to Rules.
"Poor man! His family was starving
and he stole a loaf of bread."
"I suppose they arrested him and
sent him to Jail very promptly."
"No. No one ever discovered it."
All Around.
"He lias Invented a hot nlr motor."
"No trouble for him to find fuel for
It."
Ot Interest To Women.
To such women as are not seriously out
of health, hut who have exacting duties
to perform, either in the way of household
cares or in social duties and functions
w hich seriously tax their strength,
as well as to nursing mothers. Dr. l'ierce's
Favorite Prescription has proved a most . ^
valuable supporting tonic and invigorat-j
ing nervine, lly its timely use, much
serious sickness and suffering muy be
avoided. The operating t&hle and the
surgeons' knife, would, it is believed. ,
seldom have to be employed if this most
valuable woman's remedy were resorted
to in good time. The "Favorite Prescription"
has proven a great lioon to expectant
mothers by preparing the system for the
coming of baby, thereby rendering childbirth
safe, easy, and almost painless.
Bear in mind, please that Dr.'Pierce's
Favorite Prescription is not a secret or
patent medicine, against which the most
intelligent people are quite naturally
averse, bcefcmio of the uncertainty us to
theil* composition andharmless character,
tout" is a MKDICINK OK KNOWN COMPOSITION,
a lull list of all its ingredients l?eing
printed, In plain English, on every bottlowrapper^
An examination of this' list of
ingredients will disclose the fact that it is
non-alcoholic in its composition! chemically
pure, triple-refined glycerine taking
the place of the commonly used alcohol,
in its make-up. In this connection it
may not bo out of place to state that the
"Favorite Proscription" of Dr. Pierce is
tin* onlv medicine put up for the cure of
woman's peculiar weaknesses and ailments,
and sold through druggists, all
the ingredients of which have the unanimous
endorsement of all the leading
medical writers and teachers of all the
several schools of practice, and that too
as remedies for the ailments for which
"Favorite Prescription" is recommended.
A little book of these endorsements will |
be sent to any address, post-paid, and i
absolutely free if you request same by |
postal card, or letter, of I)r. R, V. Pierce,
liufTalo. N. Y.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con- i
8(1 potion. Constipation is the cause of
many diseases. Cure the cause and you 1
cure tho disease. Easy to take candy.
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CUT PRICES ON PERFUMES
We have to make room for an elegant ,
line of holiday perfumes soon to arrive.
Until then we make the following
prices on our stock now on hand:
1
25c size for 16c.
50c kind cut to 35c. M
Bulk goods, 30c an ounce, i
rhe package is not so bright, but the!
quality is good as ever. You will
find such well-known manufacturers as
Colgate. Steams. Spiehler. Ricksecker, i
itc., on the list.
Come while you can find the odor of
your preference.
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DUKE DRUG CO.
"W ?"
lfYourCh@wii
IsTooSw?e
KhYNOLDS' SUN CU
CONTAINS LESS SWE
ANY OTHER, BECAUS
OF THE SUN CURED
ITS MANUFACTURE I
REYNOLDS' SUN CI
HIGH-CLASS CHEW i
MERLY GOT, COSTINI
$1.00 PER POUND.
PER POUND IN 5c. CI
10c. AND 15c. PLUGS
BEST VALUE IN SU
BACCO THAT CAN I
FOR CHEWERS.
R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO CO,
| HAIR &
DENTIN
^ Crown, Bridgework and Re
2 Office over Mutual Dry Gooi
5
| DR. J. MONROE
H T> E N T I
Iff/ Crown and Bridge Work
A Specialty. Phone 117.
Land Sale. SO
,,-Wp offer for sale the . tract of land
owtVed by our father, TJfcfayette Hill, THE
lying two miles ease of Jonesville, rjne
containing one hundred acres. There !
ai*e two tenant houses and some out- "
builnings on the place, and a fine '
spring near the houses.
John H. Hill, Agent,
!lt. Jonesville, S. C. j ^
" . Notice! Notice! nov
pon
All parties indebted to me as Probate oJudge
and Public Guardian are re- .
<1 nested to come up promptly on or be- Slllt
fore November 15th, and pay their Tjrl
bonds and notes.
Jason M. Grkkk, BRO
Judge Probate a
October 26th, 1900. i
j At
BOILERS AND ENGINES.
m_.il - n< i n. ' 1
j anas, BiacKS, istana 1'tpes,
and Sheet Iron Work; Shafting,
Pulleys, Gearing, Boxes,
Mangers, etc. Mill Castings.
.Cast every day; work 200
hands. . j HOUl
Lombard Foundry Machine and 0P]
Boiler Work and Supply Store. ?
Augusta. Georgia. v-E;
Wanted! b
===== Uni
ALL WHO WISH TO BUY Tlme
First Class Goods for the 4=?J
Least Money <4"
L68
and 5
Arr
To call at our store where 5:*n
we carry a complete line* P*?s
of Millinery, Shoes, Jack- ?> ??
ets, Dress Goods, and
Everything found in a Dry p <>?
Goods Store.
All
Coi
board
Y01KS FOR LOW PRICES S
butchinson & caughman|~;
into.
Mft ' Qui' i ii ^'
Bjyffl HAIR BALSAM |K^H^^^E^HClraruM-i
and beautifiea th? h?!r. \
B^nmPromoter a luxuriant ([ruxlh i fl. J
nK^^^HlleTar Valla to Boatoro Oray ^
CNr . ? jwuI^Hllnlr to Ita Toiitbr.il Color.
^SKU^HM^^Bpatea tealp diariwraft hair lailiu^.
&v,a,..i >i i>,.?t. ...j, CEOKGI
if l. v s
is; Tobacco
t Call For
red tobacco
:etening than
e the quality
I Car iicrr% > V
bMr wa?w 111
VEEDS LESS.
URED IS THE
HAT YOU FOR1
FROffl 60c. TO
BOLD*1AT 50c.
JTS s STRICTLY
i, AND IS THE
N CURED TOBE
PRODUCED
1
Winston-Salem, N. C.
i :
HAIR, :
rrs. S
gulating a Specialty. J
ds Co., Union, S. C.
: WALLACE, j|
I
Offices: Rooms 1 and 2 ^jj
Nicholson Building.
UTHERN RAILWAY
SOOTH'S GREATEST SYSTEM.
xcelled Dining Cap Service,
rough Pullman Sleeping Cars
jn all Through Trains?Convenient
Schedule on all
Local Trains.
Winter Tourist Rates are
/ in effect to all Florida
its. For full information
o rates, routes, etc., connearest
Southern Railway
<et Agent or
OKS MORGAN, R. W. HONT,
, G. P. A., D. P. A.,
tlanta, Ga. Charleston, S. C.
J. A. BROWN, '
DEALER IN
ih ESTATE, STOCKS AND
BONDS.
SE RENTING AND COLLECTING
A SPECIALTY. .
riCE ON BACHELOR STREET.
DePASS. S. C. DePASS.
DePASS & DePASS,
w Offices Over Peoples Bank.
r
Ion & Qlenn Springs
Railroad Company.
Table Effective Sept. 16, 1908
ive Union 7:80 a. m., 12:30, and
>. m.
ive Buffalo 7:46 a. m., 12:46, and
>. in.
tve Buffalo 8:16 a. m., 1:30, and
:33 p. in.
ive Union 8:30 a. m., 1:46, and
>. m.
ive Union 8:40a. m. and 2:15 n. m.
Neal Hhoalu 9:15 a.m. ana 2:45
Arrive Pride 9:30 a. m. and
i. m.
ive Pride 10:06 a. m., and 3:36
Pass Neal Shoals 10:26 a. m.,
1:36 p. in. Arrive Union 11:10a.
id 4:30 p. in.
train* daily.
meet ion made at. Pride with Sea1
Air Line tlir#?n??i? ??"'L
. . - waiun nuuuiJ
in tlu> morning and northbound
> evening. M. B. Svmmrr,
Cion'l I'aHHciiKcr Agent.
^2dt'faa-nd- Tt ^
: AAA BANK DEPOSIT
' vev^Ve R-Paid. Notee Taken
*00 I'RF.R COURSES
LraBTnMBl Board at Coat. Write Quick
AALABAMA BUSINESS COUEGE, Micon, G*.
"wk