The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, May 11, 1906, Page 6, Image 6
pj When. Y
jjj Acres
P Trad*
' in red and white
Av3j package con tail
L~fl crackers, you can i
Kr| contents are of the
fresh, clean, pure
jC3 The trade mark
National Biscuit (
B^jl highest quality of I
O ZWIEBACK?'
3,^^ tea, coiTee or choc
BUTTER Tlili*
caf isifvinnr ciTVchl
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
How li:it*<l a man falls after having
boon boosted loo I;i_ 11!
When a man > ls lit.' baby to sleep,
bow proud be is of biuiself!
There is usually euoi:<Ji humiliation
iu all our lives to keep us modest.
It is not the siiimv man v.T.o lieCannes
;i burden as a^e approaches; it
is tin* spendthrift.
A patbetie aiitnissioti older people often
male is, "The romance has till
been knocked out of inc."
What lias become of the old fashioned
woman who called her friends
"copycat" when they bought souiJlliine,
like hers?
When a man is reasonably happy and
com lent it doesn't illst 111 men. lie i
compelled to list* < " im.'j.i sense ar.il
work to an cinl. APY.so.i < 11?.
Itstiinati:iu n Morse's
The Aral i have t \\ > no tli ?!; ?> I* ?*stlinatinir
list* h gt t i . wim-h i ? -It will
grow. lii:' k :v i I 1 *_c i > -troteh a co:\l
from t!u' ii" iril over the oars ami
down a! ii. 1.? !; and compare litis
measurement with ili.it Iran tin- withers
to the n-'i. ami the oilier method
l-ring to enutpare 11 it* < 11 taaeo between
tiki* knee and tin? withers with that
fro..i tlin knee to tin1 our In tin
tir-d method it is consid-red that a
tm'fti.-ttr d.vfvtM.v 'diVrVi or ihc
scrawl. and in tin- .second method, it
the proportion is as two to one, the
ii >rse will grow no talior,
ItirUs Ttuit Pnrry Their Young.
The wootlcoek. it is said, has boon
lu'owa to carry away h r young when
threatened with danger. Mic place.*
them on her spread l'ect, pressing them
between the toes and the breast. A
naturalist says many woodcoeks also
carry their young down to marshy
feeding grounds in tlir* evening, re
turning before dawn. In fact, they
have :n means of feed in r their votinu
except hy carrying them to their food
for they cannot convoy tlieir food tc
tliem.
Not 11 Iloitilinnltiicitt.
Kiss.iiu?lias l?or papa ever tired
you ?
Iliuuins? lie lias never resorted to
l>o:nl>nrdment. Ilis tactics are more in
the nature >f a passive blockade.
"How i>. tliat?"
"When i call to see his daughter he
remains in the parlor during the whole
of the Interview."
a1 ho V.'tidi In ii Sen Diik f
"Maw!"
"What is it. Johnny?"
"Do the ocean greyhounds ever bite
the oc 'iin tramps?Louisville CourierJournal.
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C OTT O N fl
Increas^\burl^^XI?^iJ |<|n c
Ylelda Pec Par
It is n well known f tot that cotton, H
or any other crop. produced with Vir- E
yinin-t'aroliria fertilizers will hriny B
tlio burliest |ios-iiil<! price on the mar Bj
ket. Make healthy, stronir, v-tdl-do- I
Veloped, early cotton. Willi lull yrown I
bollson ilie fruit limbs at the baseline
well asull tlie way up to the very top E
aii'l tip cuds of the lirnnclu s ol the I
cotton plants. I?y liberally usi/ y I
Virginia Carolina Fertilizers. \
1 They contain all the materials necefl- I
sury to simply to your land the do- I
re nts whic h have been taken t mm it I
by repeated cult i vat ion year a Iter year. |
Til OHO fertilizers w ill yroatly "iiicrcnno I
your yio'da per acre." Accept 110 Bute- I
Btituto I rom your dealer. *
Virginia-Carolina Chemical Co. I
Richmond. Va. Atlanta, Ca.
Norfolk, Va. Hnvannuh, <la. I
Durham, N. Montyoinery, Ala. B
Charleston, s. C. Memphis. Tcnn. I
mhbhbebphihmhbiivihihihmm^w
'on Come Jm
?s This
5 Mark^^ |R
on each end of a
linn; biscuit and
*cst assured that the
very highest order?
and perfectly baked,
identifies the products of the
Company and ever stands for
baking. For example try pack:
' Twice-baked "?justly celebrated r
Nolatc.
J BISCU5T?A crisp, light, dessert
as something out of the ordinary
ticularly nice, try a package.
WORKS WOND~.<S.
A Wonderful Compound?
Cures Piles, Eczema, Skin
Itching, Skin Eruptions,
Cuts and Bruises.
Dunn's nlntm-*nt is the best skin
t e. tmi nt, an I the cheapest, because
si little is required to cure. It eu res
pile* alter years of torture. It euros
obstinate eases of eczema. It cures all
skin itching. It cures skin eiuptions
It heals cuts, bruises, scratches and ablasions
without h aving a sear. It cures
pet mauent!v. Union testimony proves
it.
.]. II. Noal. mill nj orator, of In Mill
street, says: "I bad a very bad sore on
my left leg, wbieli bothered me for the
past ten or twelve years. 1 consulted
diifer nt physicians about it and they
each gave me some salve for it. but it
would not heal up. It itelic 1 all the
time and was very annoying and 1 have
scratched it until it would bleed and
then it would dischatgo a yellowi-li
matter for days and weeks at a time
and be very sore. I learned of Dean's
nninuni and procured a oox ai me
Holmes Phaunacy. 1 found it to he a
ill' st valuable salve. It lias cured up
the sore entirely ami only left the scar."
For pale by all dealers. Price f?0
cents. Ft stcr-M ilburn Co, Buffalo.
New Voik, so'.o agents f<-r the United
S.rtes
KeniembtiC. tho ? ? *?? ^ - '
WONDERFUL MIRAGES.
TIigkc Socu tn the Winter Tv. ilt-gl t?
I:i Xorllicrn AlasKa.
'1 he in: st v:o:..I -rfnl ih;;m.ever beheld
by nil rial eyes are those that are
neen in the twill , "it winter days in
northern Alaska. 'these remarkable
ghastly pictures of things, both i.uag
inary and real, are mirror.- i on the
surfaee of the wa le plains instead of
upon the clouds or in the atmosphere.
.Mimic lakes and water courses fringed
wilh vegetation are to he seen pictured
as real us lite on the surfaee of the
i now, while grassy mouuus, stumps,
trees, logs, etc., which have an actual
existence some place on the earth's sur
race*, an* <m:iagainst mountain.-; of
snow in all kinds of fantastic shapes.
Some of lliese objects are distorted
and magnified into the shapes of huge,
i :ij_ai.1 !y animals and reptiles of enormous
proportions. The fogs and niisl.s
are driven across those 'wastes l?y the
wiiuls, and as the objects referred to
loom rap in the Hying vapors they appear
like living creatures and seem to
be actually moving rapidly across the
plain.
At other times they appear high in
the a'r. I?m this i ? a eluMsieieristic of
the northern mirages that are seen
near the seashore. When tlio vapors
and mists are driven out to sea the
images mirrored in them appear to he
lunging through the waters al n terrilie
rate of speed, dashing the spray high
in the air, while huge breakers roll
over lliein and onward toward the
mountainous islands beyond and
again-t which they all appear to he
na iling. Monstrous serpents, apparently
several hand; -l feet long, sometines
with riders on their backs, men
0:1 h.'.isehack thirty to fifty feet in
liei lit, animals and birds of all kinds
of lioirihl > shapes and colors seem to
be scurrying' p:mi. racing and chasing
each other until they are lost in the
t will', ht log or dashed to pieces upon
tin- rwky i-l.inds mentioned above and
which are twenty miles out to sea.
< uls I.ike Perfume*.
A <*:it oli:ir:si*ii?* little recognized
oven li.v lovers of llie sinuous pets is
intense love of perfll tie. '1 lie keenness
of see i' usual to p'.." sykilis ill ller
litintiii ; nvoe.;, ?n unities I'd' quirk to
ileteet mi.| iv o.nir.e tin* frawrnnee ol'
tintm il (lowers an I toll ( preparations,
anil, unlike tin- doe. v.iii?-li will del-el
in li luoiliellt lite jt n,1 |jy Ili.'IStor
or ml Irosx ithoiit ei lucln r any
pleasure ;r. * t f a <*oint?a<J ideas,
the out i illy . i ... v. . ot Km 'If.
S .;-i'i\? ?ie ? > ' >> . varies in
individual I li e- . . 4". >'.1 e* aniinals
slio'V a ?! s i ied pr i l'"ii'-e for violet
fr 1 ranee over in. t <?:' 1 powder, for
exmiple; but. generally . p -.ikiiiK, tlie
pedigreed Ayrippinas or tiio li iviu;< a
strain of Persian or Aurora iire?nios^
keenly alive to odors of A ruby. New
York l'ress.
?
is delicious with jg
. . 3d
biscuit, rich and
. If you want a
ADVICE GALORE.
In papers, books and mnsaslnes
Wo always It:: 1 advice enough,
Ami much ot" it looks very good
I'll til we try to tiro the stuff.
They toll us how to milk a cow
And how to make a woman mind,
Ami how to dance aiul how to sing
And how to limy; a window blind.
Vou set in very simple form
Advice on how to run a wife
That you may rule and keep her
pier, red
Am! have a little,peace in life.
You'll think to read the printed slip
That till there v.as for you to do
Was cut it out and take it home
And try it on a wife or two.
Th.\v hand you, anions other things.
Advice on how to set a hen
On two I.e.: than a dozen o;jgs
So >e i may raise a brood of ten.
Ami how to bring ther.i ap by hand
And teach I lie little ones to lay
That they may be your pride and joy
And each produce an ess a day.
Yes. th? advice looks fresh enough
And Jut the very thins you need
To n .ike ymi hit the places high
And set success securely treed.
Tin y s >"in gilt edged, morocco bound.
These pretty dreams you read about,
Self acting and the kind that spins,
L'mil yoa come to try them out.
Down on Whiskers.
A Kansas expert asks the doctors to
) remove their whiskers, claiming that
the microbes tiud them a couYCUi&nt
.. ?w i/tifi.t i.li ii ifUolb iuh?
rear their young.
lie doesn't want the doc-tor to go
about dropping a word of cheer here
ami a microbe there ami charging it
all tip in the bill, just as though it were
X ray treatment or a prescription for
3 cents' worth of medicine that the
druggist would gladly till for r?n cents.
Whiskers have received some hard
blows i f late, not including tiiose handed
to thein by the breezes, and probably
they will have to go. Hut how is
the young doctor to make an impression
on the public if he doosu't carry
around a si t of whiskers ou his lirst
trip? The public may allow him to
give them medicine, hut they won't
stand for as big charges.
Often Docs.
^ "lie is. so bash
.< V" fill we thought
jG y C7\) \ ',4' would
/A ~'X \ '"iirricd."
(}tV. ) "Von say he
Wpf ^yy^X/Al I* wealthy?"
f *)\ f a h n
Jpk "I 'oi "haps ills
yS money did the
talking."
Spring Showers.
The rain Js so wot
Tlw.t IKa ~ til? -
* ,mv niv: ?tll imr il HVCTJ
You fairly swim through it
And tremble and shiver.
You can't pick your way,
For the streets are so muddy;
You hear yourself swearing
I!ig oaths bold and bloody.
.
If this Is sweet spring
In her budding young splendor,
She's certainly needing
A bard as de fender.
I wouldn't give sixp-r.eo
For all of Iter savor
If tills is the way ! heIs
bidding for favor
Too Well Acquainted.
"Yon Iiovor oat oannel jfu.j.lv'r"
"No. I work in a canning factory."
I ESTABLISHED \\a I
g AND^AEAVSITTEC) Jj&\ g
E 3,000,000 rwcBBM ! j
IS USERS s&RzL't ??so I
ApnMZG.jf&?tr^f |
II * 4 *^ n^-jVo roDc?v03tK) ?
uCarb.^-Magr:lic" IiUutic B
Free booklet "Wintato8hcv?i>" fl
j| l'N!ON HAtHtWAWC < 0^ Union. SC. fl J
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THE RED SQUIRREL.
ie StoroN Very i.idle Food For i'hp
In Winter.
Ill Maine?iii fact, all over New Frag
and?roil squirrels do not put l?y great
lonrds of any kind for wilder use.
tVlien a Maine red squirrel b:: ; tilled
itrelf witli uej.no and beeT.nut* it
trill bide a few hero ituil there?under _
e.tve.g In holi-.w s. in t : ehs of
I fled tnv.i ami anion ; uto.i heaps.
Ail a vera o red squirrel. I:. \ e I.: g the
u.i <if an ?;grove in l! e !' !i of the
iv.I". may in the e of tv.? weeks
dde aw;;-- f.oe.i two ' > fotr of
!<> ; ; . 11. !) tl:;y will 1 e i.i p.viu.pn
twenty d'n ereiit p .iees, and i.i no i.i
stance whit;: we have nolo I has anj
iiit ' eon t!:e!!e !.
The s :i:ir:el wl.ii Ii p'nu.n a hoard of
ir.its I nie.he^ i!e':i;: >r e;.* a: ..'.ions
for winter is the little eliipniui:'.:, or
striped s.jtiirre!, whieli seeks win lor
[jt'irters soon after heavy fronts mid I
wiiicii reniahis in hiding all winter.
The ehlpinuaka often hide as many as >
two quarts of shelled beechnut.-- In one
place. Their storehouses are. as a ride,
under (lie ground. in sloping and sandy
soil, the burrows having been dag with
true engineering skill, so thai no freshet
can drown them out.
It it believed that most observing
wood anon will say that the red squirrels
of this vieinit.v seldom make large
caches of provisions for winter consump,
ion and never shell the stored
nuts. In fact, the red species have no
uo 'd to pay uiticli heed (o such matters,
as they are abroad and active in the
coldest days of winter as much as they
are in midsummer, so precautions for
food are not demanded. As the red
squirrels subsist for a good part of the
year upon the cones of pines and
spruces, which hang to the limbs, they
do not care how deep or hard the snow
may lie, feeling secure in finding all
the food they want among the tree- i
tops.?Bangor News. (
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WALL PAPER!
I
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New Stock of the Latest ;
j i
Styles and Patterns.
Glass, Picfure Framing, i
i
Our stock is large and complete;
the goods are here and ;
it will surprise you how
quick, how nice and how '
cheap we do the work.
The repair part of our business
has been behind but is 1
catching up and will in the i
future be run on time.
M T J , T _ I "XT O ^ !
THE PAPER MAN.
Holmes'
Foot Powder
is an unsurpassed remedy
for sweating feet. The
aching, burning and other
disagreeable symptoms
that usually accompany
this disease are relieved
by the first application!
aud a cure is soon effected.
It is sold on our guarantee
and the price is very
reasonable
ONLY If) GENTS A BOX.
FOR SALE BY
DUKE DRUG CO.
Under Hotel Union. Union. S. C
air gone Oi rue desaltsy
St a of liberally using our fcrtili- B
1 h w zor8-to Vay 1,11 11 mortgage S
* "Y H on the old furm head the fol- m
I I H lowing from Messrs. Wherry H
1 R H & Hon.ownera of the Magnolia {a
V ll H Fruit Farm. Durnnt. Mis?- H
i iin"V/omudo $'.100 from oncaero N
1 Y*8 strawberries, on which your H
B fertiUxors wero used. Eight 0
5K*?gl Q years ago wo bought this placo c]
il?m\ B at $20 per acre. It was thon H
8 considered to havo been worn B ;
^5*5^ H out twenty years beforo, but B
t>y liberally using ,
Virginia-Carolina Fertilizers ^
under peas and volvot bcuns, h
wo can now grow almost any
thing, and havo been offered n
i jsifit) per aero lor the place. Wo fexperimented
with a great -
many brands of fertilizers, U I
but And tl.o highest por-ccnt. .
cheaper." Now don't you think I
Virginia-Carolina Fertilizers fl <
would enable you to pay off a
J mortgugo if you had ouo? A, I I
J Well, don't uso any other. gja s 3
I VirglnlA-CarolinaChrmicalCo if 9
Kiehmond, Va. As. W\ fl
Norfolk, Va. i
Duriiam, N. C. ?
Charleston, 8. O. W I i
Ha! fi more, Md. I I
Huvimimh, Oft. I
Montgomery, Ala. fVH H
McruphlH, 'I enn. uJI
Shrovoport, Ln, 1? ?
ot;ix?2?a 2 2tr?0f.a0>-i*ae4:?i?B?ao<
I HAIR &
* DENT!
* Crown, Bridgework and I
* Office over Mutual Dry G<
oi*c?oe9on*??aoR?aB?s9r?c?tfi
j| DR. J. MONRO
|5| E N T
UU Crown and Bridge Work
yj^| A Specialty'. I'hone 11'
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c
\mendcd .' ummons for Relief C
T
hat.' cf South Carolina; ) Court CoinCounty
of Union. I moil Hons jj
< OMI'I.A!NT NOT SKIiVEI)
O. II. Hawkins, Jr., HaintilT,
Agiinst
Tallin]', Brown. Ma Kllis. A. H. Osborne,
Jaims <?ri- r, B. II. Greer,
Sally Bishop, Matlk" Bishop, Susan
Tmslev. L tii?? Smith. Aii< o Hawk- H
ins, Cmrie Hawkins, Loruuu Hawk- p
ins. Ida Sinclair, Janio Hawk'ns, '
Man I A Hawkins, Lizzie lb Ilawk- 3
i .s, (J II Hawkins, P. A. Hawkins,
U- hnt Greer. Eugene Greer, Glover *
Giver. J?<H 11 Greer, Sue (ire ?r, Cathe- I
rinc Gwynn, or heirs unknown, g
Hole nr.h, or lu irs unknown, Caroline
It. Salinas ami C. Edward Salinas,
I tefendaiits
To the Hefendante: Sallie E. Brown,!
Ida Ellis A. II. Osborne, Jaiues Greer,
II. II (ireer, Sally Bishop, Mattie Bish
p. Susan Tinsiey, Lottie Smith. Alice
Hawkins, Carrie Hawkins, Lorena
law kins. Ida Sinclair, Janio Hawkins,
Maud A. Haw kins, Lizzie B. Hawkins, .
i. II. Hawkins, B. A. Hawkins Robert
ireer, Eugene G*eer, (ilover Greer, F
John Greer, Sue Greer, Catherine _
iiwvnn.or heirs unknown. IIol-1
onib, or beirs unknown, Caroline B.
nil in as and Edward Salinas, you are
leiehy summoned and n quired t? answer
the Amended Summons and Coin- p
plaint in this Action which is filed in
the office of the Clerk of Court 01 Common
Pleas for Union County and State
afore.-aid and to serve a copy of your "
answer to the said Amended Complaint
on the Subscribers at their Law Ollice
Xo 3, Law Range, at Union, S. C.. '
within twenty days after the service hereof,
exclusive of the day of such y
service, and if you fail to answer the
a inplainl within the time aforesaid,:
the plaintiff in this action will apply to
the Court for the Relief demanded in
the Complaint.
Bkaty & wai.kur,
Plaintiff's Attorneys.
Union, S. C., April 20th, 1800,
I Frank Prakic, (Seal.) l
Clerk of Court.
To the above named defendants:
Take Notice that the amended Summons
and Complaint in the above stated
cause < f action, was on the 20th day of B
April, A. I). HHHi, filed in the Office of i
iin, * 111\ i'? t. ai??o fur Union
County and State aforesaid.
Bkaty A: Wai.kkr.
Plaintiff's Attornevs. 'd
Union, S. C., April 20th, 1900. 10-Ot o
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Smith's Prices!
F -sh Grated Cocoanut in pack- . _>
ages only 5c j
Fresh Stock Magic Yeast Cakes 5c ; K
Fresh Stock drape Nut 15c
Fresh Stock Postum, 15 and... 25c!s
Fresh Stock Cream of Wheat.. 20e e
Fresh Stock Quaker's Oats 2
for 25c ll
Try a Package of Peter Cooper's
Gelatine per package' 10c _
Breakfast Cocoa 15 and 25c ?
Can Corn 10 and 15c
Try a Can Desert Pears only... 10c
Salmon, 10 15 and 20c i
New Orleans Molasses GOc
Genuine Porto Pico (?0c
Other grades 40c
Apple Vinegar, guaranteed 10c
Dime Condensed Milk 10c
Bvaporated Cream 5c L
Eagle Milk 20c
W. Newell Smith.;.
Phone 126.
PRESCRIPTION WORK
Is Our Specialty.
' *
dim, we aiways give rre-;
scriptions our prompt attention.
I
Second, we always usej
Pure Drugs and Chemicals.
Third and last, they are
always filled by a Doctor of
Pharmacy or a Graduate of
Pharmacy.
Any Doctor's Prescription
always has prompt attention
it the j r
PALMETTO DRUG CO j
duiet and Renwick Owners s
PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
J^flOii-.u.-na mid brautifiea tho hair. .
|BHbPv -a* 1'roinotci ft luxuriant growth. 1
BttjFjST" .Jh Nov, r >\i 11 s t.> Host ore Uray v
EtBlk'' 'i^HI Holr (< itn youthful Color. ?
Curca aralp ilncaaoa ft Imir falling. ..
IBOItl?i?a?i auH?i*c 9
HAIR, |
;sts. j
legulating a Specialty. S
wds Co., Union, S. C. 2
E WALLACE, i
IST'^C> I
Offices: Rooms 1 and 2 %1
7. Nicholson Building1. ral
lOIJTHERri RAILWAY
HE SOUTM'S GREATEST SYSTEM.
nexcelled Dining Car Servlco.
Through Pullman Sleeping Cars
on all Through Trains?Convenient
Schedule on all ,
Local Trains,
Winter Tourist Rates are
ow in effect to all Florida
oinis. por run information
s to rates, routes, etc., conult
nearest Southern Railway
icket Agent or
ROOKS MORGAN, R. YV. HUNT,
A. G. P. A., 1). P. A.,
Atlanta, Ga. Charleston, S. C.
SCAIFE & HAMBUN,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
OSTER BUILDING, UNION, S. C.
j" A. BROWN,
DEALER IN
,EAL ESTATE. STOCKS AND
BONDS.
OUSE RENTING AND COLLECTING
A SPECIALTY.
OFFICE ON BACHELOR STREET.
. E. DePASS. S. C. DePASS.
DePASS & DePASS,
Law Offices Over Peoples Bank.
-i yr
POST OFFICE DIRECTORY.
(ours of Opening-, Closing-and Delivery
of tho Daily Malls at the
Union Post Office.^. _
Post office opens nt 8 o'dloek every
ay (except Sunday) and eloses at 6
'clock p. in.
Post office open for delivery of mail
n Sunday from 12:30 to 1 :3() p. m.
Mail for train No. f), due here at 0 a.
i., closes at 8:45 a. in.
Mail for train No. 14, due here at
1:35 a. in., eloses at 11 :10 a. m.
Mail for train No. 13, due here at
:35 p. m., closes at 2:10 p. m.
Mail for train No. 10, due here at
.vt M i?? ,.i.o.i
? ...., viusvo o.io p. m. eacn
ay.
Persons should remember nn^ obervo
these hours in order to be neommodaled
at the post oflice in reeivinu
or sending mail matter through
his ottieo.
Feb. IliOO. J. C. Hunter,
Post Master.
TOILERS AND ENGINES.
#
Tanks, Stacks, Stand Pipes,
and Sheet Iron Work; Shaft- "1%
ing, Pulleys, Gearing, Boxes,
Mangers, etc. Mill Castings.
Cast every day; work 200
hands.
ombard Foundry Machine and
Boiler Work and Supply Store.
Augusta, GeorgiaI
J QAW Mil I C
1*-?m *? lTKIL?Li(Jt
LIGHT, MEDIUM AND HEAVY A
WOOD-WORKING MACHINERY
FOR EVERY KIND OF WORK
ENGINES AND BOILERS
AND SIZES AND FOR EVERY
CLASS OF SERVICE.
; ASK FOR OUR ESTIMATE BEFORE
PLACINQ YOUR ORDER.
jIBBESMACHINERYCOMPANY
COLUMBIA, s c.
Tll?? OI1>n. ?'
"Aren't you afraid that horse will
un away with somebody?"
"Friend." said I.roncho Hob. "it ain't
lOthin' In Crimson gulch for a hoss to
un away with a man. It's when a
iinn tries to run away with n hoss
tint there's danger." ? Washington
:<?r. #
Sorrow of It.
Husband (during tho spat)?Anyway,
'in not afraid to say what I think.
Vife? No, I suppose not, but you ought
> bo ashamed to.?Detroit Tribune..