The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, March 16, 1906, Page 8, Image 8
I Union Gro
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sjs fr?r our friends \vh
Season, wo haw made
(PSl as you wii! noto below
| not spe:iullv <>bservo tl
h&i a xo,y tcniPt'n:- bill of I
|| iMACKf
Bpa Our otters in .\\a<
gg attractive. Wo are pro]
your wants in this lino.
?3g| may bo. Irish and Noi
SsoS ninnm<> li'.tin \ nv?. limn
very fanciest selected
?33 any price you wish to j
ySg appetite.
Holland Mixed Her
r^c? Medium Scaled Hei
?5g One nf our most ai
*531 Red Alaska Mess Salmi
the prettiest thing offen
S^jl Smoked Hallibut C
rare flavor.
{5*3 Codfish offerings:
EF3 and most complete sek
8r51 st.v'os) vou hav
p|| Whole Rock Codli?
jjgw GodtlSh Middles,
jpgj Boneless Codfish.
Cream Codlish.
?S5 Boneless Codfish F
Kg In fact, every shap*
5P2! ably attractive prices.
j|| IMPORTED PR Eft
Bpl Our offers in Frenc
gfcg coptional merit. Packe
atai also in Tomato Sauce.
^5 Barataria Shrimp, li
two pound packages.
?" ||g| Baxter's Reserved 1
McMenamin's Devi
S? nished free.
PICKLES, PRE*
|raj Our line of Pickk
j?3 Butters, Condiments, 1
??8 Soups, etc., is complete
SgJ hut guaranteed, absolu
ggs sugar goods, nothing <
Sot you would not use in y>
Wholesome, healthy an
III CEREAL*
Complete line of Fn
m no trouble to prepare
g&jj Grape Nuts, Force, Vig(
jgS Egg-o-see, Postum Co
J Oat Flakes, etc., etc.
s&ft Complete line of C
including all the line art
gSfi fession. Good to look
Kps If you do not see
g|g what you specially neec
|ga ask for it. as we have d
?53 priate and suitable pre
ggS not mentioned here.
| UNION GR(
g; For Good Tli
>luzzlcil Women of .Wnncal.
Women of the boiler class in Muscat
nil wear muzzles, which barely allow
them to open the inoulli or see with
Ihe eye or sneeze. If there happens to
be a Cleopatra in .Muscat she will nev- |
or fascinate any Antony by the beauty j
of her well shaped nose, for it is kept 1
in a specially ma le, ugly ease, in which
it is impossible to t? !! its shape. IJut
with all its faults this is a far better !
system tlini? that of outtim; off the nose, !
:is moil in tl:o Kan^ra district in India
arc wont to do when any of their
spouses have proved too fascinating.?
Allahabad I'ionccr.
"To Cure A Felon."
says Sam. Kendall, of PhillippshurK,!
Kan., "just cover it with Bucklen's
Arnica Salve and the Halve will do the
rest." Quickest cure for Burns, Boils,
Soros. Scalds, Wounds, Piles, Eczema.
Salt Jthcum, Chapped jlands, Sore
Feet and .Sore Eyes. Only Joe at:
?uk<j iiru? Co. Ouurubiccd.
'? ffl
eery Co. s g
Special! ?
u observe the Lenten *11
special preparations kgg
, and those who do
lis season will find it
:KEU 111
:kerel are especially
eased to take care of KS
, .
no muter wnat iney
way (both in stock)
5 cent Fish up to the jgS
stock. We can suit ?&!
pay. and tempt any ||3
ring in kegs. jpj|
ring in boxes. Sfe
[tractive offers is our jS*
>n, inexpensive, and
_\1 in the shape of a jp|!
hunks, delicious and jj|||
The biggest stock
?ction of Codfish (in jj?|j
e ever seen. j*j|j
j and style at remark- j||| i
CH SARDINES. j||
h Sardines are of ex- ?Pj|
din Pure Olive Oil, r *
nest packed, one and ssg
led Crabs, shells furSERVES,
ETC. gll
\s Preserves, Apple Sgsj
Sauces, Concentrated
. We offer nothing sSI
tely pure fruit and ]P?
jjoes into them that ?g|j
our home preparation.
d delightful.
5, ETC. If|
esh Cereals, delicious, fea I
? and inexpensive. &ji|
)r. Cream of Wheat, Jp5j
real. Graham Flour, gps
/akes, Crackers, etc., s?t
s of the baker's pro- IPg
at and better to eat. rS
on this bill of fare S|j
1. do not hesitate to SISs
ozens of other approvparations
and foods j|j|
ICERY CO., |
Ings to Eat. j|
Starving to Death.
Hecause her stomach was fo weakened
by useless drugging that she
could not cat. .Mrs. Mary II. Walters,
St Clair St., Columbus, (>., was literally
starving t<? death. She writes:
"My stoaiach was so weak from useless
drugs that I could not eat, and
nerves so wrecked that I could not
sleep; and not he fere I was given up
to die was f induced to try Klcctrie
Hitters; with the wonderful result
that improvement began at once, and
a complete cure followed." liest
liDfiltli tiinlf* nti ft rlli lino run.
teed by I>uk?? I >rnu (\?
Tin* One Kxpepllnii
"Of course," said llenpcol:. "I don't
always do what my wife lolls me" "What!"
exclaimed Mocker 'u surprise.
"No; you see if she's in a sarcastic
mood when she ordcry 1110 to do anything
f know she wants me to do just
tie opposite."?l*bih4Uo^?Uia Fres^.
GOOD NEWS. I
Many Union Readers Have
Heard It and Profited
Thereby.
**(iood news travels fast," and the
thousands of bad back sulTerers in
Union are glad to learn that prompt j
relief is within their reach. Many a
lame, weak and aching back is bad nO'
more, thanks to Poan's Kidney l'illa. j
People are telling the good news of
their experience with the Old Quaker
Uetnedy. llgre is an example worth
reading:
A. (i Coin, t?f Chester, S. ('., proprietor
of general store, has used Poan's
Kidney Pills and recommends as follows:
"Poan's Kidney, Pills are certainly
a line remedy. I used them for
my kidneys and back. The kidney secretions
were out of sorts, very dark
and full of sediment and I suffered a
great deal from backache. Since taking
the remedy my backache has left
me and my back is much stronger.
The secretions have regained their
natural color and are free front sediment.
These beneficial results have
convinced me that Poan's Kidney
Pills are one of the best kidney rentedies
on the market and I am pleased
I to be able to endorse them."
I For sale by all dealers. Priee 50
cents. Poster-Mil burn Co., Putjalo.
New York, sole agents for the J'nited
States. Uetnember the name?Poan's
?and take no other. I
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
I
roi.sc is more to be desired than position.
Tomorrow is about tlie only thing
that a meddler can't get his fingers on.
A little lovemakiug is a dangerous
thing.
<3XM
A man barely gets his Christinas bills
settled ere he is touched for Easter
linery.
_ i
The people who are too good to live
HUH I. I
1
A cheerful person is one who fs Tlotermined
lo lie happy even if he has
to have a row about it.
Good wine needs no brush unless possibly
a toothbrush.
An after dlnne* speaker is one who
is willing to stand tip and make a
noise to keep the ethers from thinking
how gorged they feel.
Women are variable t > keep the halaneo
true, for men are monotonous.
Popular opinion isn't popular if it is
opinion.
Vanity is a hidden hope that you may
some day he discovered and lionized.
Koolisli.
Ily six causes a fool may he known:
I Anger without cause; speech without
1 profit; change without motive; inquiry
I without an object; putting trust in a
| stranger, and wanting capacity to dis.
tingnish between friend and foe.
Of Course.
"What, made him want to kiss her."
"She did."
The Breath of Life.
It's a significant fact that the
strongest animal of its size, the gorilla.
also lias the largest lungs. Powerful
lungs means powerful creatures.
How to keep the breathing organs
right should lie man's chicfest study.
I ike thousands of others, Mrs. <>ra A.
Stephens, of Port Williams, (>., has
learned how to do this. She writes:
"Three bottles of Dr. King's N< w Discovery
stopped my cough of two years
and cured me of what my friends
Illinium I'HIIMI III pi Mill. I'll, IIS giaiUl
fur throat ami lung troubles." (!uararantecd
by Puke Drug Co. Price 50c
and Trial bottle free.
!!? Is D.'IilioiMlc.
Mr.:. Sparks -Your husband i ; n very
deliberate mail, isn't lie? Mrs. slowman?Indeed
lie is. Mrs. Sparks Did
you ever know him to do anything in
a hurry? Mrs. Slowman?Never! lie
plans every movement with the uI most
deliberation and lingers studiously over
every detail. I have often thought that
if he ever dies suddenly it will be an
awful shock to him.
|
>'?( Ho Very I nexiieeteil.
"Ada, dearest Ada, will you be
mine?"
"Oh, Charles, this is so unexpected!
You must give me a little time."
"How long, darling?"
"Oil, I will just call mamma. She is
waiting in the next room."?Fliegcnde
Rlatter.
I
Will in nr.
"Now," began the philosopher, "take
the life of your neighbor, for instance.
I Ie"~
"I'd do it in a minute," interrupted
tin* practical man, "if the law would
not Interfere. He's learning to play
inu furnui.
,\ot Anxious to Plrnwp.
Neptune?I say. Horeas. if you keep
on blowing liko that you'll got yourself
disliked. Boreas?What do I cave! It
! Isn't my business to furnish popular
Hal! Price
While we li
these prices, ii
I yet we still g
good bargains
B niir* crnnHc
TT?m Massom's
(Wnft aiinidl Moamsap
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/ESCULAPIUS UP TO DATE.
?Fr?m _C9rmtr In Women, and Other Follies," by Tom
Mas ton. Copyright, 1905, by Mo fat,
Yard & Co., Sew York.
WHEN Nature first began to
rear up the destructive
forces so that man would
not increase too rapidly upon
llio face of the earth she found
that, after nil her planning, man had
got the host of her and would multiply
more than was good for him.
? Doctors wore
then added,and
py thought we
od that nineteen
^ oVy twenty liajj
a chance. There are various different
kinds of doctors who prey upon human
life, but they arc easily classified.
The Family Doctor is perhaps the
best known. Ilis ignorance is not specialized.
hut extends to all parts of
th" human anatomy. He conies usually
about four or five hours after he is
needed, feels of your pulse, looks at
your tongue, probes your diaphragm
for appendicitis, writes in a mortified
language on a printed slip and goes
away with the remark that you will
be all'right in a day or so or that you
may possibly live three months, as the
case may be. If you are young and ignorant.
you are either frightened to
dd.tth or suffused with a gentle glow
o. convalescence, in accordance with
what you have been told. Hut it' you
are an old stager you roll over in bed.
call for a stiff drink of whisky, throw
the prescription out of the window and
sweat it out. A Family Doctor is nothing
but a personified habit. You pay
him to conic and tell you there is no
danger, and if ho thinks there is you
drop 11iin and move up one. You began
at the foot of the class, and now you
rush off and consult a Specialist.
A Specialist is a man who lives in
town, either on the first floor of n
smart apartment house or in a house
of his own. When he lives in an apartment
house you pay him $15 to shake
bauds with him, but when ho lives in
his own home you place a first mortgage
011 all the property in your wife's
name. As you enter his otlico you see
a china closet full of glittering instruments,
which you begin to feel entering
your system at various points.
Your eye lights theu upon a nickel
plated fountain of running water,
which you surmise is to wash away all
evidence of the crime. You feci at
once that you arc in no condition to
cope with this array of science. Y'ou
are all run down anyway, and a brave
man would quakd. Hut, summoning up
what little courage is left, you tell him
what the other doctors have thought
was the matter with you, and he
shakes his head dubiously. Thou he
raises his hand warnnigly and tells
you to desist. 116 doesn't want to
know what the other doctors thought.
Why should any one with such a fund
of ignorance in himself wish to have it
encroached upon? You don't make this
remark to yourself then, but you do
about six months later.
You are requested to disrobe. You do
so, feeling pale all over and hoping ho
may not notice it, and lie pounds gently
with a hammer, peeks h: between
your ribs, listens at the door of your
heart for murmurs and Hashes a dark
lantern through your alimentary canal,
lly this time you are frightened t(f
death. You feel that all hope is lost.
You see a long funeral procession winding
its slow way along. Yoir are playing
the leading part in it. You can feel
the lavender satin and that awful stillness,
like a reunion of the Metropolitan
club. It is all over. After all, what
difference does it make? Suddenly you
awake from your visiou, and jguv
friend the Specialist taps you 011 the
shoulder and says that if you will stop
smoking, drinking, sitting up late
nights, leave your business and come
and live iu his olliee for six mouths or
a year and give him all you've got
there is a faint chance that you may
get well. And If you don't? Well,
there is that three months' limit.
You leave him cordially and tell him
you will let him know. Then you go
to some dark corner and figure out on
the back of an old envelope just how
much it. will cost, with the three months
staring you iu the face. There is that
funeral procession again. Never mind.
A short life and a merry one. You resolve
to die.
* ? * *
Six months later, as you meet your
friend the Specialist on the avenue un
expeetcdiy and bow pleasantly, you
feel a secret sense of shame to think
tlmt lie has caught you alive.
Before and After.
Reforc marriage a man holds au vm.
brella over a woman to keep her from
getting wet; after marriage, to keep
her hat from getting wet.
On the Stage of Life.
arc like puppets In some conjcrer*!*
hands.
Who, smiling, eas>, nonchalantly stand*
And snys, amid the universal cheera,
you sec this man?and now he disapl
(W6l" . . ..V
tf Jj v ^ VfV/ViC/t
M Have swap
jj; to lower coun
I 15c to 10c; 1(
8 that we have
11 gains now th*
things.
COME 1
|| WONDE
LAWSONSGRI
CAPSULES
AND
LORENZ'S COUO
CURE
Csts 25 Cents Eac
If they satisfy you?B
not one cent if they
do not.
Every package of each one
sold under our positive gun
antee?to refund the price
every dissatisfied user
them.
Can Anything be Fairer?
DUKE DRUG C(
Under Hotel Union. Union, S.
Mrs. D. N. Wilburn's Sprii
Goods Have Arrived!
READ!"
IS inch Mull Chi (Ton at 3") and I
per yard.
40 inch Silk ChilYon (all shades)
50c per yard.
18 inch Embroidery Chi (Ton at
per yard.
3C> inch White Silk at 50c per ya:
00 inch Butcher Linen at SI ]
yard.
30 inch Linen Lawn at 50c ]
yard.
72 inch Organdies from 25 to I
per yard.
40 inch Lawn at H)c per yard.
40 inch India Lawn at ISc per ya
30 inch Blue and Black Linen
20c per yard.
27 inch Dublin Linen at 10c ]
yard.
27 inch Eolionne (all shades)
15c per yard.
RIBBONS!
Persian and Roman Ribbons ;
very popular, and you can (i
them here. Gold Belt will arr
Saturday. Everybody invited
I come and look.
' MRS. I). N. WILBUR:
PRESCRIPTS
WORK
?IS THE?
Most Importa 11
i
We compound all Doctoi
Prescriptions at all houi
using nothing but
Pure Drugs and
Chemicals
Palmetto Drug Cc
I
Huiet & Renwick, Owners.
and !-3~0fifl |
lave discontinued
n a general way,
^ive some just as
i irt every line of
ped from higher
iters--=25c to 15c;
)c to 5c, etc. So
some better bar=
in ever, on some
G
ro SEE US!
;R stork.
I EXP?^3? Jj
^ Iestaqughed I
1 AND^ADEWSTTED jK|
a o,000,COO
h ? USERS Vr Carbo- $933 I
I PRA,s^^r-s I'
8^' DoubU Cotic?t? J200 9
uf 9 *or beaTy beard3 X
aj "Carbo-Miicnetic" Elastic H
Cushion Strops, $1.00. ?
free booklet "Hiuta to Shaycrs." B -
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? WALL PAPER
New Stock of the Latest
Styles and Patterns.
^ Gloss, Picture Framing.
c.
? Our stock is large and complete;
the goods are here and
it will surprise you how
quick, how nice and how
cheap we do the work.
k)c The repair part of our business
has been behind but is
catching up and will in the
s>> future be run on time.
?i- MILLINGS,
THE PAPER MAN.
per
0 Smith's Prices!
Kating Irish Potatoes, good ?
a and sound, per peck 30c
per Prunes 10c
California Peaches 15c
at No. 1 White Corn 80c %
I1 rcsii Meal 80c
Parched Coffee, 15c, 20c and... 25c
ire
I). M. FERRY'S GARDEN SEEDS
ive
to White Peas, per quart 10c
Unknown Peas, per quart 5c
it White Beans, per quart 10c
Butter Beans, per quart 15c
NI Cocoanuts, 5c, 7c and 10c
Eggs, per dozen 20c
Mackerel 10c
3 Salt Herring for 5c
Pig Feet Cheap.
W. Newell Smith.
Phone 126.
r Not
Bv Soasmodic
11 * Bounds
r's But gradually and stead|
ily has our business grown
rs? from its infancy. There
is nothing marvelous
about our success. People
of stability stand by
us year in and year out
because we know and
supply your wants. W0&
Yours for straight
business,
GEO. W. GOING, ~