The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, March 09, 1906, Page 8, Image 8
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\v e moan that "II
tiling Good to Hat" is :
|g3 day more and more frcsl
gg5 things t<> oat, and scndi
h?3 they a to fresh and s:
?3 making a specialty of ou
gf* timo. Wo aro handling
0FS .1... u...,., j . w/..
jx'j'vur.i uiiiiiu^. \v^
Rro shipments and guarantee;
<jps out of our store to be ii
|?3 You have no idea how
g3 nor how satisfactory a <
j^| casional supper or break!
BPS some of the Cereals for
5SS are especially satisfacto
gs? whom it is problem to
IPS! is wholesome and agrees
Cream of Wheat he;
ftps package, 3 for 50c.
Fresh Force, one ol
|S 15c per package.
|??| Egg-o-see, back t<>
jjpS per package,
pnps Grape Nuts, for bra
ggj per package: 7 for $1.00
JjgSj Vigor, 10c per pack;;
jgjgJ Leggett's Premier R<
gps 15c goods; ioc per pack;
& Postum Cereal, th<
&|? and 25c per package.
j?Qj Fresh Graham Floui
jp|j Fresh Buckwheat F
pg* Fresh Buckwheat F
Everything that is g
M3 is Iresh, everything that
a1-' at l'ie lowest market
gpg in order t<> show
??* your cash business, and
j&frj volume of oflke work, v
customer who desires t
feg Trading Stamps, for e\
wgsi (cash only ) which is e^i
jjSS tomer to a 5 per cent
IgS always as low in the be<
| UNION GRIJ
111 Fresh Cereals at
Wholly I liiii-ccuMirj'.
"You don't oven know how to make
ji lemon tart." remarked Mie cooking
school girl, with lino scorn.
"It. isn't necessary to make a lemon
tart," replied the other. Al. the lemons
I've ever seen were pretty tart already."
i
\ Duilicrr,
"What started old I'inchapenny to
studying occult science":" I I
"lie wants to s uit vate a now sense 1
-he can see a hill collector through a <
hrick wall."?I Mrolt ITeo I'ress. i
Wlicre to t.ct It.
"A simple look is all I crave," said <
the sentimental .voting man to the (
heiress.
"Then von'd better consult \our inlr
tor," she replied tartly.
The hatred of the vicious will do ,voit t
less harm than their conversation.--- i
Bentley. (
-1 o uire a reion.
j
s;t.\.? Sam. Kendall, <>f I'hillippshurg, \
Kai:., "just cover it wi'.li I'.tiekleu's j
Arnica Salve and the Salve will do tlx*
rest." IjnicUcsi cure for Burns, Boils. j
Sores, Seal Wounds, 1'iles, Kczeina.
Salt Klieti it, Chapped H inds, Sore '
l eet and Sore Kyes. Only "oo at f
J)uke. Drug Co. (iuarantecd. ?
I
S|ii'nUin(; Their >lin<l*.
The ijuoer thing about the people
who boast of always speaking their
minds is that tbev nearly always have
sueff -disagreeable minds to speak. Did
you ever hear any one prefaee a com- ;
plimcnt, ;i commendation or anything c
gracious or pleasant by saying, "I al* e
ways must speak my mind?"?Worn- "
nn's Life. ?
On the Common HIhIiitr?.
Wo are teaming that n standard of ],
socfal etlilcs Is not ettnlued by travel* ,
lug a sequestered pnfhwny. but by |
walking 011 (he thronged nntl common t
rond when* nil tnturt turn out for one a
another, nnd at least see tho size of one h
BtfthOT'd Lruvdauf**?ViH^ A<Wc?A < (*
ATTTTI
le Homo of Everystill
receiving every Jgjg
1 and desirable good (P3
ng them out while |p||
itisfactory. We are *55)
r Cereal line at this
a big line of all the SSh
are getting weekly jp||
1 every package sent
n perfect condition. as?
cheap you can live
;hange, that an ocfast
can be had from j
sale today. They pgj
rv for children, for
find something that &||
; with them.
ids the list: 20c per jg-Jj
f the most popular, j*||
nature product, loc
in and nerves, 15c
oiled Oats, the best g||
o healthy drink, 15 s|g
lour, self-raising.
riour, old-fashioned. pg|a
ood, everything that igg
is wholesome, and JPgl
prices.
our appreciation of
to keep down the
ce will give to every
he same, Southern
cry cash purchase, jfigj
uivalent to the cusdiscount,
on prices ga
;i lining as the lowest.
iCERY CO., J
Lowest Prices. j||
!"!< Worrying? tlaliit.
1 ;:>!; > I a | hysirinn what euro ho
would f.ggcsi i'>; :ho worrying habit.
"I wu'il l pr,'-. rihc i iKiinon scute," he
said. "And if a man or w >ni;ui liasu't
got a lock on ban I and can't cultivate
one no doctor can give it to hint or
her. This worrying nonsense grows.
The I -est means to cure it lies in the
hands of the woman herself. If she
will just call a little common sense to
Iter aid. resolve not to borrow trouble,
lo he cheerful and think upon the best
side of tilings, she will live longer and
retain her beaut, longer, livery woman
wants to keep beautiful In the last.
Why d ics she take the course which is
utir?? l<k mnl.'o !%?? ?_ 1?t ?* ??.. 1
Jtn v ??y iimuw 111 I ,? * m;?? r?i\* uillTil.
eyed and thoroughly mil ovely';"
Why, indeed*/- New York tilobe.
Ymiiiln.
It is curious to road tliut vanilla was
niiployod Iiy the Aztecs of Mexico as
in ingredient in the numufucturo of
hocolate prior to the discovery of
\uieriea I?y the Spaniards and tiiat it
svns brought to Europe as a perfume
ivitli indigo, cochineal and cacao ten
pears before the arrival of tobacco on
>ur shores. The name vanilla Is de ived
from the Spani h vaina, a po.l or
papsule. l>ainpi"r described it as a
ittle pod full of small black seeds and
ike the stern of a tobacco leaf, so much
<o that his men when they found the
tried pods at llrst threw them away,
wondering why the Spaniards should
ay up tobacco steins." ? Chambers*
Journal.
Starving to Death.
: because her stomach ans so weakned
t>y useless drugging tluil she
mild not eat. Mrs. Mary II. Walters.
:t. Clair St.. Columbus, <>., was Iil r
11y starving to death. Slu* writ-a:
My stomach uas so weak from use-l
ess drugs that f could not. eat. and
icrvos so wrecked that I couhl not
Icon; and not before 1 was given ti|
o die was I induced to try I'JIeelrie
titters; with the wonderful result
hat improvement, began at once, ant
complete cure followed." It'"
ealtli tonic on earth. 50c. Guaraukty
1/ltke I'ruy Go. ^
GOOD NEWS.
Many Union Readers Have
Heard H and Profited
Thereby.
"Ciood news travels fast," ami the
thousands of bad back sufferers in
Union are glad to learn that prompt
relief is within their reach. Many a
lame, weak and aching back is bad no
more, thanks to Don it's Kidney l'ills.
People are telling the good news of
their experience with the Old (Quaker
Kerne ly. Here is an example worth
reading:
A. (?. Coin, of Chester, X. C., proprietor
of general store, has used Doan's
Kidney l'ills and reconintexds as follows:
"Doan's Kidney l'ills are certainly
a line remedy. I used them for
my kidneys and back. The kidney secretions
were out of sorts, very dark
and full of sediment and I suffered a
great, deal from backache. Since taking
the remedy my backache has left
me and my back is much stronger.
The secretions have regained their
natural color and are free from sediment.
These beneficial results have
convinced me that Doan's Kidney
fills arc one of the best kidney remedies
on the market and I am pleased
to be able to endorse them."
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster-M ilburn Co V.nlYnlo
New York, sole agents for the United I
States. Remember tin1 name?Roan's
?and take no other.
The Wonders of Transposition.
The woj.l "lime" admits of a very
peculiar arrangetnent of its letters.
The four letters of the word transposed i
and read backward and forward and
tip and down give four perfect English
and I.at in words. It is said to be the
only word in our language that will admit
of so many transpositions and arrangements.
Note the oddity of the
square below:
t I m f.
i t e m
M K T I
e ?.I I T
The above words in English as well
as in Latin are all complete, and the
curious part ->f it is that reading them
backward and forward and up and
down gives the same result that transposing
the letters in the Original word
docs. Their signification as Latin words
Is-as follows: Time, fear thou: item,
likewise; meti, to be measured; call*
be buys.
Curious Fuels About tlw Eye.
A very curious fact is the impossibility
of mov ing your eye while examining
tiie reflection of that organ i:i a
mirror. It is really the most movable
part-of the face. Yet if you bold your
htv.d fixed and try to move your eye
while watching it yon cannot do iteven
the one-thousandth of an inch. Of
course if you loolt at the reflection of
(lie nnse or nnv ntlioi* n-irf nf vnni"
your eye must move to sou it. lint the
strange thing is that the moment you
endeavor "to perceive the motion the
eye is fixe I. This is one of the reasons
why a person's expression as seen by
himself in a glass is quite different
from what it is when seen by others.
A?1 vlee F? 'a Ji"r Lawyer,
Timothy Collin, who was prominent
at the Bristol county bar in the last
century, "nee secured the acquittal of
an old Irishwoman accused of stealing
a p'ece of pork. As she was leaving
the courtroom she nut her liaiul to her
mouth and in an audible whisper said:
"Mr. Carfin, who'll 1 do with the
por-ruk?"
Quickly came the retort: "Eat It, you
fool. The .bulge says you didn't steal
i it."?Boston Herald.
I
I'uzr.lct).
I Johnnie?What does that notice say
1 over there, mother? Mother?It says.
"No dogs admitted." Johnnie?But the
dogs can't read, can they? IIow are
tliey to know?
The Breath of Life.
it's a significant fact t lint the
strongest animal of its size, the gorilln
I... ,1... I I - ?
.<?, m^> 11.1^ mr OOlgH. ntwcrf111
lungs means powerful creatures.
How to keep the breathing organs
right should be man's ehiefcst study.
I ike thousands of others. Mrs. Ora A
Stephens, of Port Williams, ()., has
learned how to do this. She writes:
"Three bottles of I >r. King's New Discovery
stopped my cough of two years
and cured me of what my friends
thought consumption. Oh, its grand
for throat and lung troubles." (tuararanteed
by Duke Drug t-o. 1'iice 50c
and $I.U). Trial bottle free.
Doesn't Get the Full Bcnct.i.
We wish the young king Spain
much joy in his approaching ' arriage,
but we eaun.d help thinking of what
lie is missing in being obliged to eonduet
his courtship througii be v. hlskcred
diplomats and in liaving bis choice limited
to a select number of girls.
For instance, he never knows the
pleasure of calling at the house for the
first time and liaving the family In- j
spcct him to see if ho will do as a
husband for big sister,
lie never knows the pleasure of
spending his last dollar for violets in ,
the winter time and finding that his j
rival lias spent about four times ns
much for American Beauties.
And he never knows the joy of hearing
the old man rap on the floor at
i0:3f> and call down through the radiator
that it is time to flit. These arconly
some of the experiences he misses,
experiences which men who have gone
through them wouldn't trade for the
crown of Spain and a building thrown
in.
Felt His Importjnce.
"Johnson nppenrs to he stuck on himself
since lie struck It rich."
"Stuck on himself! I should think
so! lie Is figuring on having himself
Incorporated under the laws of New
' ? *
Humor and Philosophy
By DUNCAN M. SMITH
+ 4>
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
It is only nn exasperation to know
tlint n thing might have been worse.
Those people who know nothing
usually tell it very glibly.
The Men of what constitutes truth is
ns elastic ns n rubber band.
There may be some consolation in
knowing that a man can take the gold
in his tectti with liim when he dies, at
least part of the way.
Common everyday clouds have a silver
lining. Doubtless our billionaires
order theirs with a radium linisli.
Some habits that arc hard to break
have 110 trouble In breaking their owner.
Imitation with some people is carried
to such an extent that it is plagiarism.
Humbling noises from die east indicate
that China is about to change her
joss stick for the big stick.
j\ spriuiuing cart nuiKcs an idem water
wagon, for the pnssengere don't "
care how soon the contents leak out.
Stealing a hiss is grand larceny. '
That is why it is so often followed by
a life sentence.
The Would Be.
A sto?t man, fat and forty.
Was trying hard to skate.
To show that lie was sporty ?
And strictly up to date, |
And as he cut an angle,
Although he tried hts best,
11 is feet got In n tangle.
And you can guess the rest.
A fellow who was verging
Toward life's calm, shady sjde i
Without a bit of urging '
Got on n horse to ride.
Tic hadn't tried a canter
For years, nor yet a pace, ^
Bo quicker than lnstanter *
The doctor got Ills ease.
A fellow old and frisky,
Who boasted he knew how
And didn't think it risky
To milk a brindle cow, 1
Sat down beside the creature's
Good left hind log, and?say, S
They gathered up his features r
About a block away! ?'TIs
much the same old story
For those who try to shine
And gather In good glory
From things not in their line.
They start out bravo and willing.
Almost in childish glee,
j And then tlicy meet a killing
Worth going miles to see.
Proved the Case. 1
"Do you think it is possible for a man 1
to live without brains?"
"I never tried it. but if you sny ho T
can 1 am willing to take your word <
for it."
o
A Close Shave For Her.
"I came near discharging that cook this
morning."
"Say. b?it you are brave!" ! .
"Well, she will have to quit using
my razor at the hour when I shave If j
she wants to stay." <
C
In His Line. ^
"The fellow is a fine musician."
"Yes. he has a great touch." 1
"That's right. lie borrowed a dollar
liimii me u>u.
Doubly Dear, x
Where the flowers nod and sigh i
Underneath a southern sky.
Where the breezes wander by? fc
To that region I would fly,
Hut that's what my dollars do.
I would like to wander round
Dy some sunny southern sound
Where ripe fruit lies on the ground
And the roses sweet abound
And the sky is always blue.
But I'm doomed to grind away {
For the coin with which to pay J
For that southern season gay,
'Cause my wife writes every day
That she must have something new.
Fit Doesn't Count.
"IIave yon a good dressmaker?"
"Oh, a lovely one. She doesn't send
her bill for months and months." (
Where It Falls Down, ^
"The lady thinks she is an actress." ^
"Doesn't thinking make it so?" Jl
"Sure, except 011 pay day."
The Horrid Thing.
"Will you do me a
belle ngainst wbo;n ^
ftAtyfts bo bad a grouch.
i&XsXl "How nice of you?
What shall It be?" P
*V/v3 "Refuse me when C
t\\ I propose to you. so .]
V V that I shall always
] \ have something even
J Oi in my darkest hours
* to bo glad about."
Knsw Who He Meant. I
"I want to see the man of the house."
"You will have to go to the buck
**? to to* to town*"
% 1 %?. .
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Half Price a
While we ha^
these prices, in
yet we still giv
good bargains i
1 our goods.
Have swappe
| to lower counte
y I5c to 10c; 10c
| that we have s
| gains now than
S things.
COME TO
I WON DEI
LAWSON'S GRIP)
CAPSULES
AND
LORENZ'S COUGH
CURE
Costs 25 Cents Each
f they satisfy you?But
not one cent if they
do not.
ivery package of each one is
;old under our positive guar ntee?to
refund the price to
?veiy dissatisfied user of
Item.
Can Anything be fairer?
DUKE DRUG-CO.
Indor Hotel Union. Union, S5C.
Irs. D. N. Wilburn's Spring
Goods Have Arrived!
READ!
18 inch Mull Chiffon at do and 50c
per yard.
10 inch Silk Chiffon (all shades) at
.r>0c per yard.
8 inch Embroidery Chiffon at 82
pt-r yard.
il> inch White Silk at 50c per yard.
K) inch Butcher Linen at 81 per
yard.
?(> inch Linen Lawn at 50c per
yard.
2 inch Organdies from 25 to 50c
per yard.
(0 inch Lawn at 10c per yard.
10 inch India Lawn at 18c p<-r yard.
>0 inch Blue and Black Linen at
zue per yarn.
!7 inch Dublin Linen at 10c per
yard.
!7 inch Eolicnne (all shades) at
loc per yard.
RIBBONS!
Persian and Roman Ribbons are
'cry popular, and you can find
hem here. Gold lh lt will arrive
Saturday. Everybody invited to
owe and look.
MRS. 1). N. WILBURS.
PRESCRIPTIONS
PRESCRIPTIONS
Dur specialty is filling any
Doctor's Prescription, using
lothing but the purest drugs
ind chemicals money can
>uy.
WC jAVl YUU riUnL'
>y bringing your prescripions
to us. We also have a
nil line of all kinds of Patent
Medicines and Druggists SunIries.
We deliver goods to
iny part of the city at any
ime.
>a!metfo Drug Co.,
Huittt & J&nwick, Owu?ri.
i
ind 1-3 Off III 1
/e discontinued
a general way,
e some just as
n every line of
d from higher
rs?=25c to 15c;
to 5c, etc. So
ome better bar=
ever, on some
*
' SEE US!
V* STORE.!
Lady .lane Grey.
Lady .'am* Grey was the most, learned
child of which history has any record.
lie fore she was nine voars old
she wrote a beautiful hand and was
able to play 011 many different instruments.
She could speak several languages.
both ancient and modem, besides
being well grounded in philosophy.
When other children were playing
she would amuse herself by rending
writings of the philosopher I'lnto In
(lie original Greek. Perhaps It was because
she had led a very lonely life
when she was a child, as her mother
and father were often away at court,
leaving her to the care of her governess
and her schoolmasters at the
gloomy family place called Hrndgate.
The big square house was built on tho
edge of n great forest surrounded by
acres of uninhabited land. There were
very few books and not any newspapers
at the castle, and Lady Jane Grey
had 110 1 laymates. as her governess
would not allow her to play with the
servants' children, and there were no
others suitable for her companions
within miles.
WALL PAPER
New Stock of the Latest
Styles and Patterns. ?
Gloss, Picture Framing.
Our stock is large and complete
; the goods are here and
it will surprise you how
quick, how nice and how
cheap we do the work.
The repair part of our business
has been behind but is
catching up and will in the
future be run on time.
MILLINGS,
THE PAPER MAN.
Smith's Prices!
Swift's Premium Hams.. l?c
Swift's Breakfast Strips.. 15c
Picnic Hams 11c
Almonds, 20c, 3 lbs for... 50c
Vanilla Wafers 10c
Cheese Sandwich 15c
Water Thin Biscuit 10c
Butter Thin Biscuit 10c
Graham Crackers 10c
Uneeda Jinger Wafers... 10c
Sponge Lady Fingers... 10c
Uneeda Milk Biscuit 5c
Zu Zu Ginger Snaps 5c
Lemon Snaps 5c
Loose Parched Coffee... 15c
Green Coffee, 2 lbs for... 25c
iWojava Coffee 25c
W. Newell Smith.
Phone 126.
Not by Spasmodic
bounds
Kut gradually and steadily
has our busines sg -ov\ n
from its infancy, fheie
is nothing marve^ot s
about our success. People
of stability stand by
us year in and y? ar out
because we know and ,
supply your wants. /
Your* for straight 4* JH
business, &
?|
GEO. W, GOING, jm