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CHAPTER XVI.
MARTIGXY was lying back iu
bis berth smoking a cigarette,
and as I entered be motioned
inc to a seat on the locker.
"It was most kind of you to come,"
iie said, with bis old smile.
lIt was only by accident I learned
you were on board," I explained as I
sat down. "You're getting better?"
"I believe so: though this nbvslelan
? Is?whift- you call?an alarmist. Most
of them are. Indeed. The more de.^pernte
the Illness the more renowned the
cure! Is It not so? lie has even forbidden
me cigarettes, but I prefer to
die than to <Vo without them. Will vou
not have or
"Thank jou," I suld, selected one and
lighted It. "Your cigarettes are not to
bo resisted. But if you are so 111 why
did you attempt the voyage?"
"A sudden call of business," he explained
airily. "Unexpected, but?what
'you call?Imperative."
"The doctor?It was he who mentioned
your name to ine. It was not on tho
sailing list"?
"No." He was looking at me shnrp^
IjT. "I came on board at the last rao
1^-- ^ ><> i
i He mo.'luneil ;j:c to ? sen*
1 moat?(he nee J \v -3 vcr* sudden, as I
* have sold. I Imd not time to engage a
I stateroom." |
"That e:;;?lains It. Well, the doetor
j told n o that you were bed fast."
' "Ves; since the voy ge began I have
not left It." j
I watched him as he went through
the fa.iiilljir . >tion of lighting a second
cigarette from the llrst one. In t'
half light of the rahiu I had not at ('
# fierce! etl how 11 he looked.
"But you, Mistalr Lester." he
saying. "How does it occur that ;
^ r_ also are going to Trance? I did
- ^know y **.1 contemplated"?
answered calmly, for I ' J
ween utftt-llve question was Inevit
and I even we!v *ed it. since It g
fflne opportunity to get my guns goin
A W'No; the last time I saw you 1 didn .
~ yontemplate It. hut a good deal has
happened since then. Would you care
V, " y* to hear V '
" 1 Oh, how I relished tantalising him!
. I 'M should like vorv cvi-ci'ilincrlv to
Bear," lie nssuroil me and shifted his
Bositlon :uiittlc so that his face was in
Bie slnuOTw. -'1110 beams of light
trough the shutter mokes ir;< eyes to
Burt," ho added.
BSo he mistrusted himself: ?;o he was
^Bt finding the part an easy one either!
^Bc thought guvti^o new courage.
jBYou may rentlHer." I began, "that
^k>ld you once BB if I ever u'ent to
Hk on the Holladhy ease I'd try lirst
^Blnd the murderess, ^succeeded In
^Bg it the rery first day."
^Bl>!" he breathed. "And after the
^Bc had fulled! That was, indeed,
HBrkable. Ilow did you accomplish
W the merest chance; by grent good
^Bine. I was making a search of the
^Bich quarter, house by house, when.
V 1 ^Blouston-street, I came to a restau^ t,
the Cafe Jourdain. A bottle of
Btcrieur set .lourdaln's tongue to wagv
v Bg. 1 pretended I wanted a room.
B> dropped a word, tlio merest hint,
Bd in tlie end I got the whole story.
"emus there was not only one worn><
B?there were two."
*jmW"\onT
A %"Yes, and a man whose name was
? " ketppy, or Bethune, or something like
' that.' But I didn't pay much attention
'7 " v? ^Im. *Ie doesn't figure In the case.
v./ didn't even go away with the woin-Men.
The very day I set out on my
^^jB^jjlearrh he was picked up on the streets
^URBonaewhere suffering with apoplexy
Vid taken to &. hospital, so nearly dead
. \t It was a question whether he i
recover,,.1^0 he's /out Of if. The '
",4 lirdlfffii. tnlifl'ana limf tlfo vfofhen had
i ^le<* *or ^'rance*"
will pardon me," said my hear\ut
In what way did you make
# Im they were the women yon de
I m mf**
Jr TL'By the younger one's resemblance to |
Us Jlolladay," 1 answered, lying with ^
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a glihness which surprised mysc.f.
"The Jourdnlus maintained that a photograph
of Miss Iloliaday was really
one of their lodger."
"Ah, yes," he said. "That was exceeding!}'
clever. I should never have
thought of that. That is worthy of M.
Lecoq. And so you follow them to
France; l ut surely you have sonic more
definite address than that!"
"No," I said. "It seems rather a wild
goose chase, doesn't il? But you could
advise me, Mr. Marti guy. Where would
it be best for me to search for them?"
lie did not answer for n moment, and
I toofjtf^ntago of the opportunity to
seleKSg bad cigarette ai d light it.
I dared n<? remain unoccupied.
"That," lie began slowly at last,
"seems to me a most -alii?deeflcult
affair. Mistalr Lester?to search for
three people through all France. There
seems little hope of success. Yet I
should think it most likely that they
have gone to Paris."
1 nodded. "That was my own theory."
I agreed, "hut to find thein in
Paris seems also impossible."
"Not If one uses the police," lie said.
"But, my dear sir," I protested, "L
can't use the police. Miss Lodadny at
least has committed 110 crime, fcslie
lias simply chosen to go away without
informing us."
"You will permit me to say then,
Mistalr Lester," he observed, with just
a touch or irony, "that I fay to comprehend
your anxiety eouccrniug her."
I felt that I had made a misstep;
that I had need to go carefully.
"It Is not quite so simple as that," 1
explained. "The last time we saw Miss
Ilolladay she told us that she was ill
and intended to go to her country
home for a rc3t. Instead of going
there she sailed for France without
informing any one ? indeed, doing
everything she could to escape detection.
That conduct seems so eccentric
that we feel in duty houud to Investigate
it; besides, two days before
she left she received from us a hundred
thousand dollars in cash."
I saw him move uneasily on his bed.
After ail tills advantage of mine was
no small one.
"Ah," he said softly, and again,
"ah! Yes. that seems peculiar, yet perhaps
if you had waited for a letter"?
"Suppose we had waited and there
had been no letter-suppose, in consequence
of waiting, we should he too
late?"
"Too late? Too late for what, Mistnlr
Lester? What is it you fear for
her?"
"I don't know," I answered, "but
something?something. At least, wo
could not assume the responsibility of
dolny."
"So," he agreed, "perhaps not. You
are doubtless quite right to Investigate.
I wish you success. I wish that
i injHtNi lingni ain you, mere is so
much of Interest In the case to me, but
I fear that to be impossible."
Ami be breathed a sigh, which was
doubtless genuine enough.
"Will you go to Paris?" I asked.
"Oh, no; not at once. At Havre I
diall meet my ngent and transact my
iffairs with him. Then I shall seek
<ome place of quiet along the coast."
"Yes," I said to myself, with leaping
iieart, "Etretat!" But I dared not
q>enk the word.
"I shall write to you," he added,
"when I have settled. Where do you
day at Faris?"
"We haven't decided yet," 1 said.
"We?" he repented.
"Didn't I tell you? Mr. Boyce, our
. unlor partner, Is with me."
"It is no matter where- you stay."
he said. "I shall write to you at the
poste restante. I should like both you
md your friend to be my guests before
ou return to Amer-rlc'."
There was n courtesy, a cordiality in
his tone which almost disarmed me.
Such a finished scoundrel!
"Wo shall be glad to accept," I answered,
knowing in my heart that the
Invitation would never bo made.
I was ready to go. I had accomplished
all 1 could hope to accomplish.
If I bad not already.,disarmed his sua
plclons, I could never do so. x
"I am tiring you," I said, starting up.
"No," ho protected, "no." But hie
voice was almost inaudible.
"I will go," I said. "You must pardon
mo. I liopo you will soon bo better,"
nnd I closed the door behind me
with his murmured thanks in iny ears.
It was not till after dinner that 1
found opportunity to relate to Miss
Koinball the details of my talk with
Marttgny.
"Why did you change your mind?"
who asked.
"Tim adventure tempted me. Those
are your own words. I thought perhaps
1 might be able to throw Martlgny
off the track."
"And do you think you succeeded?"
"I don't know," I answered doubtfully.
"He may have seen clear
through me."
"Oh, I don't believe him superhuman!
I believe you succeeded."
"We shall know tomorrow."
"Yes, and you must keep up the deception
till the last moment. Remember,
he will be watching you."
"I'll do my best," I said. *
"And don't make mountains out of
molehills. You see, you've been dls
VI ?J or f ?i
IFc /o?Al sHsfc uny blocked by a uui- ',
formed official.
trustiug yourself needlessly. One 1
n^ustn't be too timid." s
"Do you tliiuk I'm too timid?" 1 de
inaudcd. - - h
But she 8iiw the llglP iu my eyes, I ?
suppose, for she drew away, almost im- i
perceptibly. ' 1<
"Only in some tilings," she retorted, s
rr^"cve!ilng passed and the Inst day \
came. We sighted land soon after 1
breakfast, the high white cliffs of Cape f
.La Hague. I
I was standing at the rail beside i
Miss Kcmball.
of our imminent goodby, when she f
turned to me suddenly.
"Don't forget Martlgny," she cau- i
tloned. "Wouldn't you better 6oe 1dm c
ngainV"
"I thought I'd wait till we landed,"
I said, "thou I can help him off the
boat and see him well away from the
station. He's too ill to be very lively
ou his feet."
"Yes, and ho careful, lie mustn't
suspect Etretut. And now we must suy
goodby."
"Indeed not!" I protested. "See,
there go your mother and ltoyee.
They're evidently expecting us to follow.
We'll have to help you with your
baggage."
"Our baggage goes through to Paris."
"At least, I must take you to the
train."
"You are risking everything!" she
cried. "We can say goodby hero as
well as on the platform."
"I don't think so," I said.
"I"have already said goodby to all
my other friends."
"But I refuse to be treated Just like
nil the others." and 1 started with her
down the gang plank.
She looked at me from the corner of
her eyes.
"Do you know," she said deliberately,
"I am beginning to fear that you
nre obstinate."
"I'm not at nil obstinate," 1 Objeetrwl
dmnl., - ? II "
w.. ? ui nnujjij tuiucimiuH lur my 1
rights." t
"Your rights?"
"My right to he with you as long as 1 1
can, for one." 1
"Are there others?"
"Many others. Shall I enumerate t
them?"
"No," she said, "we haven't time.
Here Is mother." 1
They were to take the company's
special train to l*nrls, which was wait- 1
lng on the wharf 1200 feet away, anil we I
slowly pushed our way toward It. In |
the clamor and hurry and coufusion t
wholly Latin there was no chance for t
intelligent cou verse. Suddenly we found 1
our way blocked by a uniformed ottl- f
clal, who demanded to see our licke's.
"You can't come any farther, I'm
afraid," said Mrs. Kemball, turning to i
us. "We'll have to say goodby." And ' i
she held out iter hand. "But we'll soon j
see you both again In Paris. You have \
the address?" I <
"Oh, yes!" I assured her.
"Very well, then, we shall look for i
you." And she shook hands with both {
of us.
For an Instant 1 felt another little
hand In mine, a pair of blue eyes sinil- |
cd up nt me In a way? I i
vimmnj, .ill". ljesier, SHHI II VOIKU. (
"I shall ho all Impatience till wo meet [
again."
"So shall I." And I brightened, j
"Mnitre Fingvet V we inquired of tit*
first passerby, and ho pointed vis to v.
little house half hidden in vines. ,
A knock brought the notary himself \
to the door, u little dried up man, with
keen face and eyes incredibly bright.
My companion ex plained our errand in
laborious French, supplemented by ,
much gesticulation ? It is wonderful
how the hands cm help oue'to talk? ,
and atiz-: nine the little Frenchman j
caught hlk -jcaning and hustled away
to get his hat and coat, scouting a fat
fee. Our first step was to ho an easy (
one, thanks to the severity and thoroughness
of French administration, j
hut I admit tlint I saw not what we i
1 .1- ? ?. . ... I
niiuuiu uu turiuer, uucu wu iiiui venucu I
the dntc of Miss Holladay's birth.
Tlie notary unlocked the door, showed
us into his oftlco nud set our chairs for
us; then he got down his ri;;'<ter of
births for 1870. It was not a l.irge j
book, for the births at Etrctat are not
overwhelming in number. |
' The name, I think you said, was
Ilolladay?" he asked.
"Hiram W. Ilolladay," nodded Mr.
Itoyoe. %
"And the date June 10?"
"Yes; June 10."
The little man ran his fluger rapidly
down the page, then went back again
I and read tho entries.oue by one more
' slowly, with o prtcker of perplexity
about his lips. He turned the leaf, began
farther back und read through tho
im cg;im, rrntitr ne iini vrittcmug mm.
Lt lust lie shut the bosk.
'"Messieurs," he said quietly, "nj
Uch birth Is recorded here. I have cxmined
the record for the months of
Kty. June and July."
"But It must be there!" protested
lV. ltoyeo.
"Nevertheless it Is not here."
"Could the child have beou here '
nd no record innde of it?"
"Impossible, monsieur." J
"For a large fee, perhaps," suggested
ny companiou.
"In Paris that may sometimes be posible.
But in a small place like this I
kould have heard of It."
"Von have been here for that length
f tiine, then?"
"Oh, yea, monsieur," smiled the little
nan. "For a much longer time than
lint."
Mr. Uoyce leaned forward toward
iini. He was getting back all his old
lower as a cross examiner.
"M. T,,ingret," he began impressively.
I am quite certain that IIirain W.
lollnday and his wife were hero durug
the mouths of May. June and July,
170, and that while they were here a
laughter was born to them. Tliink
.gain. Have you uo recollection of
hem or of the event?"
The little notary sat for some monents
with knitted brows. At last he
hcok his head.
"That would he the helsrht of the sen- :
ou, you see, monsieur," ho said apoloreticnlly.
"There are a great many
>cople here at that time, and I cannot
mow all of tlicm. Nevertheless It
ecmed to me for a moment that there
vas about the name a certain fam 11arity?as
of an old tune, you know,
orgotten for years. Yet It must have
>een my fancy merely, for I have no
?collectiou of the event you mention."
There was one other chance, and I
jave Mr. llaycc the clew.
"M. Fingret," he asked, "arc you
icqualute.l with a man of the name
>f Pierre ltethune?"
And again the uotary shook his head.
"Or Jasper Martlgny?"
"I never before heard either name."
We sat silent a moment, in despair.
IVas our trip to Etretat to be of no
ivall? Where was my premonition
tow? if we had lost the trail thus
arly In the chase, what hope was
here that we should ever run down
he quarry? And how explain the
'act that no record had been made of
Prances Ilolladay's birth? Why should
tor parents have wished to conceal it?
An hour hud passed, the shops wore
opening and u bustle of life reached us
hrough the open door.
"The tirst train for three days Is
ibout to arrive." snid the little notary.
Again we fell silent. Mr. Itoyec got
nit his purse and paid the fee. We
nd come to an Impasse?a elospd way.
*<e could go no farther. I could see
that the notary was n-hungered for his
roll and coffee. With a sigh, I arose
to go. The notary stepped to the
loar and looked up the street.
"Ah," he said, "the train has arrived,
nit it seems there were not many passengers.
Here is one, though, who
ia.s finished a long Journey."
lie nodded to some one who ap
iroaclied slowly, It seemed. He was
jefore the door. He passed ou. It
ivas Murtignyl
"That is the innn!" I cried to Mr.
itoyce. "That is Marttgny! Ask who
le really is."
He understood cn the Instant nu I
*ulight the notary's arm.
"M. Flugret, who Is that man?"
The notary glanced at him, surprised
>y his vehemence.
"That." ho said, "is Victor Fnjolk
le is just home from America."
"And he lives here?"
"Oh, surely?on the oliH's just above
lie town, the llrst house. You cannot
niss it, buried in a grove of fees. lie
narrled the daughter of Mmo. Allx
some years ago. lie was from Paris."
"And his wife is living?"
"Oh. surely she is living. She herself
eturned from America but three
.vecks ago, together with her mother
md sister. The sister, they say, Is?
veil"? And he finished with a signill
nut gesture toward his hi ad.
I saw my companion's face turn
ivhite. I steadied myself with au efort.
"And they are at home now?"
"I believe so," said the notary, eying
ilin with more and more astonishment.
"They have been keeping close
it home since their return. They will
permit no one to see the? Invalid."
"Come, we must go?' I cried. "He
mist not get there before us!"
'That was nice of you, Miss Kemball."
"Oh, I shall be anxious to hear how
lou succeeded,'' she retorted. "You
ivIH bring Miss Ilollnday to usV
"If we find her, jes."
"Then, again, goodby."
She waved her hand, smiling, and
svns lost in the crowd.
"Come on, Ix?ster," said Mr. ltoyce's
rolce. "There's uo use stand ng starng
here."
Suddenly 1 remcnJbered Martigny.
"I'll be back In a minute." i called
ind ran up the gang plank. "Has M.
Martigny left the ship yet?" 1 Inquired
?f the first ste ward 1 met.
"Martigny?" he repeated.
"The sick gentleman in 373," I
prompted.
"Oh, yes," he said. "I do not know.'
"Well, no matter. I'll find out mr
JOlf."
I mounted to the upper deck am]
knocked ut the door of 375. There wat
no response. After a moment I trldd
[lie door, but It was locked. The win
low, however, was partly open, and
ihndlng my eyes with my hnuds, )
,K?ered Inside. The stateroom wat
?mpty.
A kind of panic seized me as I turned
tway. Had he iudeed seen througl
ny arthice? In attempting to blind
dm had I merely uncovered my own
>lau, or?nntl my cheeks burned nt tht
thought ? wus he so well Intrenched
-hat he. had no fe(ir of me? Were lilt
V,
t
plaus so well Inld that It mattered not
to him whitlier I went or what 1 di V
I passed a moment of hear trend hij."
uncertainty. I naw quite clearly what
u little, little chance of succe f we had.
Hut I shoo'.: tlie feeling off, sought the
lower doe!: and inquired again for
Murt.guy. At In^t the ship".; doctor
told me that he hr. I seen the sick man
safely to a carriage and b:; l heard him
order the driver to proceed to the Hotel
Continental.
"And frankly, Mr. Lester," added the
doctor, "I ant glad to he so well rid of
liiui. It is most fortunate that he did
not die on the voyage."
I turned away with a lighter heart,
h'rom a dying man there could not be
much to fear. So I hunted up Mr. j
Uoyce and found him, finally, endeav- i
orlug to extract some Information from
a supercilious official.
It was, It seemed, a somewhat complicated
proceeding to get to Etretnt.
In half an hour a train would leave
for Bcuzeviile, where we must transfer
to another line to Les Ifs. There a
second trausfer would he necessary be- |
fore we could reach our destination. |
Ilow long would it take? Our Informant
shruirsred his shoulder* wlih
Uiio nonchalance. It was impossible to
say. There had been n heavy storm i
two days before, which had blown |
down wires and damaged the little
spur of track between I.es Ifs and the
sea. |
Amid this jumble of uncertainties i
one definite fact remained a train was
to leave iu half an hour, which we
must take. So we hurried back to Ibo
boat, and finally were shut into a
compartment two minutes before the
hour.
Then, in that first moment of Inactivity,
the fear of Martigny came back
I upon inc. Had he rcallj* gone to the hotel?
Had he deemed us not worth
watching, or had he watched? Was '
tie on the train with us? Was he able
lo follow?
I looked out cautiously from the window,
up and down the platform, but
saw no sign of him, and in a moment
more we rattled slowly away over the
switches. |
An hour's run brought us to Beuze- '
ville, where we were dumped out, together
with our luggage, in a little
frame station. .An official informed us
that we must wait there three hours
for the train for I.es Ifs. Bcyoud that
he could not say. I
"How far is I.es Ifs front here?" in- .
quired my companion. I
"About twelve kilometers, monsieur."
"And from there to Etretat?"
"Is twenty kilometers more."
"Thirty-two kilometers altogether,"
said Mr. IU yce. "That's about twenty
miles. Why ean't wo drive, Lester?"
Certainly it seemed better than waiting
on the uncertain railway, aud we
set at once about the work of lindlng
a vehicle. I could be of little use, since
English was an unknown tongue at
Ileuzoville, and even Mr. Itoyco's
French was sorely taxed, but we sue
ceeuen at inst in securing n horse ami
light trap, together with u driver who
claimed to know the rood.
The road was smooth nnd level, and In
nu hour and a half from Beuzeville wo
reached Les Ifs, and here we stopped
for a light supper. We had cause to
congratulate ourselves that we had secured
a vehicle at Bcuzevllle, for we
learned that no train would start for
Etret.it until morning. The dumago
wrought by the storm of two da^s before
had not yet been repaired.
Luckily for us, the moon soon arose,
so that we got forward without much
difficulty, though slowly, and an hour
before midnight we pulled up triumphantly
before the Hotel Blanquct, the
principal inn of Htretnt.
[to nn continued.]
Cuttlnir a Cameo.
It Is said that the stone from which
cameos are cut?onyx and sardonyxis
so plentiful on the Uruguay river.
In Brazil, that ships often take it away
as ballast. Nevertheless perfect pieces
of large size are costly, a piece suitable
for a large portal costing as much
as .$7C>. This stone is preferred for
cameos because of its hardness and
durability and is suitable for such work
owing to the fact that it comes in layers
of contrasting color, as black and
white, black and cream or red and
wliite. When the cut figure Is sunk into
the stone Instead of being raised the
cutting is called an intaglio. The cost
of these gems is due to the time and
skill required In the work. Formerly
a small gem might occupy nn artist for
n year or 111 but with modern appliances
the work can lie done much
more rapidly. Still the ancient work
bears the palm for artistic excellence.
The cutting is now done by holding
the stone against a revolving drill
whose soft steel face is covered with
diamond dust. No steel Is hard enough
to cut the stone. The utmost patience
nnd caution and delicate handling arc
required, as the slightest slip may be
fatal to the work.
Currnn In the Coffee lluimr.
| Joiiu I'liilpot Currnn, tlio famous
Irish lawyer, ranks among tho wittiest
men tlie Emerald Isle has ever produced.
His wit, however, was sometimes
turned against himself by the intended
victim, the following story, taken
from the volume of biographical
reminiscences entitled "Mrs. Brooktlcld
and Iler Circle," furnishing an
amusing example of how Currnn was
once outdone:
A brisk young widow in some part of
Ireland used to presido nt the table of
a coffeehouse patronized by Currnn.
Iler name was Honor, and one day
there was some disputed churge.
Currnn slyly* winked nt the friend
who happeued to be dining with him
and proposed "honor and honesty."
"By all means," added the widow
briskly, holding her glass to be filled,
"let us drink to Mr. Curran'a absent
frienda."
A'.:** s.v..:.-*./ \
WWM??J??
* *
Humor and Philosophy
? By DUNCAN M. SMITH
4- >
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
Rome actors say that I lie story thut
the ?host walks is but n fairy tale.
' r *
If is were not for the spice of deceit
about them kouic people would l>o in- >2;
tolerable.
Generosity 13 v
what (he law- tftiitfUtt
breaker often tMlS ^ V.
uses In his ell- H/1 r~^\'1j fiS
deavor to square
A hird in the \ fl 7
hand i? worth (/IJ ,7 (7
two In the shoot- [/
lug match. J?l
When u man has an ax to grind It is
the refinement of cruelty to get the
one he means to use it on to turn the
grindstone.
Some matches may he made in heaven,
but not the ones of commerce. They
smell too strongly of sulphur.
First rate chances invariably chase
around after the fellow who can't use
them.
Neither party to the marriage eontract
can decry the other without impeaching
his own judgment.
A lie is nbout the only. thing you
can't chase down with an automobile.
First Aid to the Bashful.
The matrimonial bureau.
Tattooed by those who think
That young folks should be, oh, so good
Nor at each other wink,
May serve a useful purpose
For lovers who are shy
Atul quite afraid to ask a maid
When looking in her eye.
In theory it is easy
To walk right up and say,
"Dear Kmaline, will you be mine?
If so. please name the day."
In practice it is different.
A fellow calls around.
Hound lie will make the fateful break.
And utters not a sound.
But let him take his pencil
To drop the girl a line:
With eloquence that's quite Intense
He'll swear she is divine;
He'll he as bold and daring
As heathen when they rage
And will propose in verse and prose
Three times on every page.
That's wlicw the useful hurenn
May stop In ?.s tlrst aid?
Sond lior address by Jirst express
When all the foes are paid.*
Just gl^c him lior lo?uliOn
In east or south or west \
And lot him know where mail shoultl\ _ ?
go,
And lie will do the rest.
Its Foiling.
*ND HIS NAt^T)
IS ^
"Looks like a good mule."
"Yes, hut it has one fault."
"What's tl.ut 7"
"lie can't teach it to back."
"Too had! It's n poor inule that
won't work both ways."
The Reign of Craft.
It Is gratifying to nolo that the people
of the United States are taking
graft by the left leg. swinging It vigorously
around their heads three times
and throwing it clear out Into the middle
of thr> viror or nt loi.t tlml iK...
are making a noble anil heroic effort
in that direction.
| To show that they nre in earnest
ntany of our tuoro enterprising cities
have some of their aldermen hid away
in Jail, where the tempter in the form
of a contractor cannot get at thorn and
also as a polite warning to other alder
! men to wash all sticky stuff off their
fingers before coming down to work
in the morning.
While 1 ho outlook is hopeful, It is admitted
by students that It is a hnr.l
: job to break the confirmed grafter of
I the habit of grafting. A Jail sentence
may do some good, hut the only dead
sure way is to break his neck.
Ignorance Is Bliss.
' When ho was in school he idled all
of his time away."
"l suppose lie Is sorry for it now."
"I guess not. lie doesn't have to
know nnything to hold his job."
"No?" V
"Didn't you know ho wns a critic?" V
"Yes. but I didn't know you had writ- \
ten a play." w
After the Feast. ?
Tho turkey seeins quite ample when
You pay for It in cash.
But still you'd never Ruess It would
StrlnR out so lonR in hash.
Indian Style.
"Can you tell me where there la a
good doctor?"
"Well, there is a dead one down !n
the next block."
Not Particular.
"Does your clock keep good time?"
| "Just any time that cornea along,
goodiw^kd^ \
m.