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Far Into the night there was revelry
on board the Flitter, more guests having
come out from the city. The dark
hours before the dawn of day had arrived
before they put off for shore, hut
the flshcr boats still were bobbing
about In the black waters of the liar-1
bor. The lights gradually disappearNed
from the portholes of the yacht, and
the tired watch was about to he re- '
llered. Monty Brewster aud Peggy re- 1
rnained on deck after the guests had |
gone over the side of the vessel. They
were leaning over the rail aft listening 1
to the jovial voices of the visitors as 1
they grew fainter nnd fntnter lu tlio
distance. The lights of the town were 1
few, but they could plainly bo seen J
from the oftlng.
_ "Are you tired, reggy?" naked Brewster,
with a touch of tenderness. Somehow
of late he had often fel? n strange !
desire to take her In his arms, and now
It was strong upon him. She was very .
near, and there was a drooping weariness
In her attitude which seemed to .
demand protection.
"I have a queer feeling that something
awful Is going to happen tonight,
Monty," she answered, trouble In her
soft voice.
"You're nervous; that's all," ho said, j
"and you should go to sleep. Good ^
night." Their hands touched In the
darkness, nnd the thrill that went over ?
him told a truth of which he had been j
ouly vaguely conscious. The power of ?
Jfc It made liiui exultant. Yet when he (]
thought of l??r nud her too quiet a (Tectlon
for him It left him despondent. 0
Something humped against the side (j
of the ship, and a grating sound followed.
Then came other gentle thuds com- g
blued with the soft swish of water dis- ^
tlirh?*i1 PAnrm. .? %#! *
. OHO incwHier wore ou |
tlio point of going below when their at- !
tentlon wns caught hy these strange j 8I
sounds.
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"What is It?" she asked as they pniis- ^
el Irresolutely. He strode to the rail, t<
the girl following close behind. Three n
sharp little whistles came from above tl
and heldud tlieni, hut before they had
I time even to speculate ns to their C1
. meaning tlie result wns In evidence. w
j j Over the sides of the ship tame shadI
owy forms as if hy magic; at their b
hacks panther-like bodies dropped to ki
the deck with stealthy thuds.-as if com- 0J
" ttig from the'Inky sky above. Thenr
With nu tiluUrut -O^ drj*n<1rnlin nnd 1"
then the crisis. A dozen sinewy fo*""" ZImrled
themselves upon Brewster, who, tl
.<Ptaken completely by surprise, was in
thrown to the deck in n:i instant, his la
attempt to cry out for help being elieek- tl
ed hy heavy hands, Peggy's scream at
was cut oil as quickly, and, paralyzed pi
hy terror, she felt herself engulfed in 01
strong arms and smothered into silence, ir
It all happened so quickly that there
was no chance to give the alarm, 110 op- hi
port unity to resist. tl
Brewster felt himself lifted hodlly,
and then tliere^ vyas the sensation of cl
falling. He struck something forcibly tl
with all his weight and fell back with ft
n crush to the deck. Afterward he g
- found that the effort to throw -him T
overboard had failed only because his
assailants in their haste had buried /
lilni against an unseen stanchion, y
Peggy was borne forward and low- f
ered swiftly into arms that deposited
lier roughly upon something hard. 0
There was a Jerky, rocking motion. c
the sudden splash of oars, mid thou s
she knew uo more. g
flu? invaders had planned with a s
can (tineas and patience that deserved ^
success. For hours they had waited, ^
silently, watchfully and with deadly
assurance. How they crept up to the i
' Flitter In such numbers and how the ?
more during came aboard long before j,
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Taken completely by turprUc. j
the blow was struck no one ever ex- 1
plained. So quickly and so accurately I
was the abduction performed that the 1
boats were well clear of the yacht I
l?efore alarm was given by one of the <
watch, who had been overlooked In <
the careful ussault. I
Sleepy sailors rushed on deck with <
a promptness that was amazing. Very <
quickly they had found and unbound I
Krewster, carpled a couple of wounded
shipmates below and had Captain
Perry In his pajamas ?n deck to take !
command. <
"The searchlight!" cried Brewster 1
frantically. "The devils have stolen i
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G? BARR M'CUTCHEON
RICHARD GREAVES)
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Miss Gray."
While swift hands were lowering
the bouts for the chase others wero
carrying firearms on deck. The searchlight
threw Its mighty white arm out
over the water before many seconds
had passed, and eager eyes wore looking
for the boats of the pillagers. The
Arabs had reckoned without the
searchlight. Their tierce exultation
filed suddenly when the mysterious
streak of light shot into the sky and
then swept down upon the sea, huutIng
them out of the darkness like a
great nnd relentless eye.
The Flitter's boats were in the water
and manned by sturdy oarsuien before
inc giau cry went up that the robber
fleet had been discovered. They
vere so near the yacht that It was
evident the dusky tribesmen were
>oor oarsmen. In the clear light from
he ship's deck they could he seen padding
wildly, their white robes flutterng
as though inspired by fear. There
vere four boats, all of them crowded
0 the gunwales.
"Keep the light on them, captain!"
ihouted Monty from below. "Try to
?lck out the boat that has Miss Gray
in board. Pull away, boys! This means
1 hundred dollars to every one of you?
es, a thousand If we have to fight for
ler!"
"Kill every one of them, Mr. Brewter!"
roared the captain, who had reIred
behind a boat when he became
ware of the presence of women on
eck.
Three boats shot away from the side
f the yacht, Brewster nnd Joe Bragon
in the first, both armed with rifles.
"Lot's take a shot at 'em!" cried a
allor who stood In the stern with his
uger on a trigger.
"Don't do that! We don't know what
oat holds Peggy," commanded Brewler.
"Keep cool, boys, and be ready to
crap if we have to." He was half mad
rtth fear and anxiety, and he was dejrmined
to exterminate the band of
jbbers If harm came to the girl In
lelr power.
"She's in the second boat!" came the
ry from the yacht, and the searchlight
'as kept on that particular object allost
to the exclusion of the othei's.
ut Captain Perry saw the wisdom of
eeplng all of them clearly located in
rder to prevent trickery.
Brewster's brawny sailor boys came
uTronV'the" bo*ats of* the rtigf
ves. Three or four shots were fired
ito the air by the zbalous American
,ds, and there were loud cries from
le Arabs as they veered off panic
xlcken. Monty's boat was now In the
nth of light and not far behind the
ne which held Feggy. He was standig
In the bow.
"Take care of the others!" he called
ack to his followers. "We'll go after
le leaders."
The response from behind was a
heer, a half dozen shots and some of
le most joyous profanity that ever fell
rom the lips of American sailors, minted
with shrieks from the boats they
Fere to "take care of."
"Stop!" Brewster shouted to the
irabs. "Stop, or we'll kill every one of
ou!" Ills boat was not more than fifty
eet from the other.
Suddenly a tall, white robed figure
rose in the middle of the Egyptian
raft, and a moment later the pursuers
aw Feggy's form paused up to hiiu.
he was instantly clasped bjf on<S pt
ils long urms, aud thu other was lift-1
d high above her. A gleaming knifo
vas lield in tbe upraised hand.
"Fire on us If you dare!" came in
"rench from the tall Arab. "Dog of
n American, she shall die if you come
icar her!"
CHAPTER XXV.
BREWSTER'S heart almost ceased
beuting, and every vestige
| of color left his face. Clear
and distinct In the light from
lie yacht the Arab and Ids burden
vere outlined against tbe black
ereou beyoud. There was no lulstakng
tho earnestness of the threat, nor
ould tbe witnesses doubt tho gliastly
ntention of the long, cruel knife that
jleanied on high. Doggy's body serv>d
as a shield for that of her captor.
Jrewster and Rragdon recognized tho
nan as ono of Mohnmiued's principal
etainers, a fierce looking fellow who
md attracted more than usual attention
on the day of tho sheik's visit.
"For God's sake, don't kill her!"
;rled Brewster in agonized tones,
rhere was a diabolical grlu ou the
'ace of the Arab, who was about to
ihout back some defiant taunt when
the unexpected liappenod,
The sharp crack of a gun sounded
n the stern of Brewster's boat, and
in unerring bullet sped straight for
the big Arab's forehead. It crashed
jetween his eyes and death must have
aeeu Instantaneous. The knife flew
!rom his hand, his body straightened
ind then collapsed, toppling over, not
imong the oarsmen, but across tho
funwaio 01 iuc cruii, ui'iurt; it iiuim
could be lifted to prevent, tbe dead
Arab and the girl were plunged Into
the sea.
A cry of horror went up from tho
Americans and something surprisingly
like a shout of triumph from the abauctors.
Even as Brewster potsed for
tbe spring Into the water a flying form
hot past l)im and lg{o the spa with a
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resounding splash. The than that flre<
the shot had reckoned cleverly, and In
was carrying ont the final details of m
inspired plan. The Arab's position a:
lie stood in the boat was such as t<
warrant the sailor's belief that k<
could fall no other way than forward
and that meant over the side of tin
boat. With all this clearly In mind
he had shot straight and true and wai
on his way to the water almost as thi
two toppled overboard.
Monty Brewster was in the water ai
instant later, striking out for the spot
where they had disappeared, a little U
the left of the course In which hit
boat was running. There was n rattle
of firearms, with curses and cheers,
but he paid no heed to these sounds
He was a length or two liehiml the
sailor, praying with all his soul that
one or the other might succeed in
reaching the white robes that still kept
the surface of the water. Ills crew
was "backing water". and straining
every muscle to bring the boat around
sharp for the rescue.
The sailor's powerful strokes brought
him to the spot first, but not in time
to clutch the disappearing white robes.
Jnst as he reached out au nrm to grasp
the form of the girl she went down.
He did not hesitate a second, but followed.
I'eggy had fallen from the
dead Arab's embrace, and that worthy
already was at the bottom of the sea.
She was half conscious when the shot
came, but the plunge Into the cold water
revived her. Her struggles were
ruuuKu iu Keep iier up ror n row moments,
but not long enough for the
swimmers to reach her shle. She felt
herself going down and down, strangling,
smothering, dying; then something
viselike clutched her arm, and
she had the sensation of being jerked
upward violently.
The sailor fought his way to the surface
with the girl, and Brewster was
at his side In an instant. Together they
supported her until 0110 of the boats
catue up, and they were drawn over
the side to safety. By this time tho
abductors had scattered like sheep
without a leader, and as there was no
further object In pursuing them the
little American fleet put back for tho
yacht In great haste. Teggy was quite
conscious when carried nboard by the
triumphant Brewster. The words he
whispered to her as she lay In the bottom
of tho boat were enough to give
her lifo.
The excitement on board the Flitter
was boundless. Fear gave way to Joy,
and where despair had for a moment
reigned supreme there was now tho
most insane delight. Peggy was bundled
below and Into her berth, Dr. Lotless
attending her. Brewster and the
sailor were carried to a place where hot
toddles were to be had before blankets.
"You have returned the favor, Conroy,"
said' Brewster fervently as he
loaned across the heads of his bearers
to shake hands with the pallor who was
sharing tho honors with him. Conroy
yvasr grinning from ear to ear .
ttflTflte 1 luckier than I thought
in saving your life that day."
"It wasn't anything, Mr. Brewster,"
said young Conroy. "I saw a chanco
to drop the big nigger, uml then It was
up to me to get her out of the water."
"You took a big risk, Conroy, but you
made good with It. If it bad not been
for you, my boy, they might have got
nwnv with Miss fJrnv "
"Don't mention it, Mr. Brewster; it
was nothing to do," protested Conroy
in confusion. "I'd do anything In the
world for you and for her."
"What Is the adage about casting
your bread upon the water and getting
it back again?" asked Rip Van Winkle
of Joe Bragdon as they jubiluutly followed
the procession below.
There was uo uiore sleep ou board
that night. Iu fact, the sun was not
long in showing himself after the rescuers
returned to the vessel. The daring
attempt of Mohammed's emissaries
was discussed without restraint, and
every sailor had q story to tell of the
pursuit uuil rescue, '4'he event furnished
conversation food for days and days
among both the seamen and tbo passengers.
Dan DeMillo blamed himself
relentlessly for sleeping through it all
and moped for hours because lie had
lost a magnilieent chauce to "do something."
The next morning ho proposed
to hunt for the sheik aud offered to
lead an assault in nerson. An iuvestl
gat ion was mado, and government officials
tried to call Mohammed to account,
Uut he had fled to the desert
and the search was fruitless,
Brewster rofusod to accept a share
of the glory of IVggy's rescue, pushing
Conroy forward as the real hero. But
tho sailor insisted that ho could not
have succeeded without help?that ho
was completely exhausted when Monty
came to the rescue. Peggy found it
hard to thank him gently whllo her
heart was so dangerously near the riot
point, and her words of gratitude
sounded pitifully weak and insufficient.
"It would have been the same had
anybody else gone to her rescue," he
mused dejectedly, "f>he cares for me
with the devotion of a sister, and that's
all. Peggy, Peggy," ho moaned, "if
you could only love me, I'd?I'd?oh,
well, there's no use thinking about It!
Blio wllf love some ono else, of course,
and?and be happy too. If she'd ap
pear only one-tenth as grateful to me
ns to Conroy I'd be satisfied. He bad
the luck to be first, that's nil, but (Jod
knows I tried to do It."
Mrs, Dan DeMllle was keen enough
to see how the laud lay, and she at
once tried to set matters straight. Bite
was far too clever to push her campaign
ruthlessly, but laid her foundations
and then built cunntngly and securely
with tlio most substantial material
that came to hand from day to
day. . Iler subjects wero taking themselves
too deeply to heart to appreciate
Interference on the part of an outsider,
and Mra. Dnu was wise In the
whims of love.
Teggy was not. herself for qgveral
? ? , *ww
days after her experleuco, and the
* whole party felt a distinct relief when
9 the yacht finally left the harbor and
1 steamed off to the west. A cablegram
s that came the day before may have
5 had something to do with Brewster's
' depression, but ho was not the sort to
* confess It. It was from Kwearengen
9 Jones of Butte, Mont., and there was
something sinister In the laconic ad1
monition. It road:
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Brewster, U. S. Consulato. Alexandria:
Have a good time whllo good times
i last. > JONES.
t Ills brain was almost bursting with
' the hopes and fears and uncertainties
1 that crowded It far lieyond Its ordinary
* capacity. It had come to the point, It
> seemed to him, when the brains of a
dozen men at least wore required to
1 operate the affairs that were surging
into his alone. The mere fact that the
1 end of his year was less than two
months off and that there was more or
less uncertainty as to the character of J
the end was sufficient cause for wor- |
ry, but the new trouble was infinitely !
harder to endure. When he sat down
io iniuu over his financial enterprises
his iplnd treacherously wandered off to
I**?!?!??' Gray, and then everything was
hopeless. He recalle<l the courage niv.i
The dead Arab and the girl were plunged
into the tea.
confidence that had carried him to Barbara
Drew with a declaration of love?
to the stunning, worldly Barbara?and
smiled bitterly when he saw how basely
the two allies were deserting him In
this hour of love for Peggy Gray. For
some reason he had felt sure of Barbarn;
for another reason he saw no
chance with Peggy. She was not the
same sort; she was different. She was
?well, she was Peggy.
Occasionally his reflections assumed
the importance of calculations. Ilis :
cruise was sure to cost 5200,000, a
princely sum, but not enough. Swear- ,
I etlgen Jones and his cablegram did not
! for consequences. His one desire, aside |
from Peggy, was to increase the cost
of the cruise. T1icjt were leaving Gl- ,
brnltar when a new idea came into his ,
troubled head.
lie decided to change his plans and
sail for the North cape, thereby adding
more than $30,000 to his credit.
CHAPTER XXVI.
MONTY was on declc when the
inspiration seized him, and he
lost no time in telling his
guests, who wero at breakfast.
Although he had misgivings about
their opinion of the scheme, lie was not
prepared for the ominous silence that
followed his announcement.
"Are you In earnest, Mr. Brewster*:"
asked Captaiu Perry, who was tlip prat
of the company tq recover (rom the
surprise..
'.'.Of course I am. I chartered this
boat for four mouths, with tlio nrlvi.
logo of another mouth. 1 can see 110
reason to prevent us from prolonging
the trip." Monty's manner was full of
self assurance as he continued, "You
people are so in the habit of protesting
against every suggestion 1 make that
you can't help doiug It now."
"But, Monty," said Mrs. Dun, "what
If your guests would rather go home?"
"Xouseuge; you wpro asked for a tive
mouths' cruise. Besides, think of getting
home in the middle of August,
with every ono away."
Bravo as ho was In tho presence of
his, friends, In the privacy of his staterooto
Monty gave way to the depression
that was bearing down upon him.
It was the hardest task of his life to go
on with his scheme in the face of opposition.
He knew that every man uud
woman 011 board was against tho proposition,
for his sake at least, and it was
dltllcult to be arbitrary under the circumstances.
Purposely he avoided Peggy
all forenoon. Ills single glance at
her fnce in the salon was enough to disturb
him immeasurably.
The spirits of the crowd were subdued.
The North cape had charms, but
the proclamation concerning it had
been too sudden?had reversed too
quickly tho general expectation and desire.
Many of the guests had plans at
home for August, and even those who
hud none were satiated with excitement.
During the morning they gathered
In little knots to discuss the situation.
They were all generous, and each
ono was sure that lie could cruise Indefinitely
If ou Monty's account the
new voyago were not out of the question.
They felt It their duty to take a
desperate stand.
The half hearted little gatherings resolved
thenisolves Into ominous groups,
and In the end there was a call for a
general meeting In the main cabin.
Cnptain Perry, the first mate and
the chief englueer were Included In
the call, hut Montgomery Brewster
was not to be admitted. Joe Bragdon
loyally agreed to keep hhn engaged
elsewhere wb.l]e. the meeting
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was in progress. The doors wore
looked, and a cursory glance assured
the chairman of the meeting, Dan DeMille,
that no member of the party
was missing save the devoted ltragdou.
Captain Terry was plainly nervous
and disturbed. The others were
the victims of a suppressed energy
that presaged subsequent eruptions.
"Captain Terry, we are assembled j
for a purpose," said DeMille, clearing <
ids throat three times. "First of all, !
as we understand it, you are the sail- j
iug master of this ship. In other j
words, you are. according to maritime |
law the ^? -*
, ui ?nis expedition.
You alone can give orders to tbo sailors.
and you alone can clear a port.
Mr. Brewster has uo authority except
tli.it vested in a common employer.
Am I correct?"
"Mr. DcMille, if Mr. Brewster in
strueis me to sail for the North rape
I shall Uo so," said the captain firmly.
"This boat is his for the full term of
the lease, and I am engaged to sail
her with my crew until the 10th of
next September."
"We understand your position, captain,
und I am sure you appreciate
ours. It Isn't that we want to end a
very delightful cruise, but that we
regard it ns sheer folly for Mr. Brewster
to extend the tour at such tremendous
expeuse. lie Is?or was?a
rieh man, but It Is impossible to Ignore
the fact that he is plunging much
too heavily. In plain words, we want
to keep him from spending more of his
money on this cruise. Do you understand
our position, Captain Perry?"
"Fully. I wish with all my soul that I
I eould help you and him. My bands '
are tied by contract, however, much ns
I regret It nt this moment."
"How does the crew feel about this
additional trip, captain?" usked DcMille.
"They shipped for five mouths and
will receive five months' pay. The
men have been nandsoinely treated,
nnd they will stick to Mr. Brewster to .
tho end," said the captain. i
_"ThCre Is no chance for a mutiny, i
nckml Smltli r^scrftlfllllv (i Tly> i
fortable.
"Apparently the only way la the one
suggested by Mr. Smith this morning,"
said Mrs. Dan, speaking for the women.
"No one will object, I am sure,
If Captain Perry nnd his chief officers
are allowed to hear the plan."
"It is very necessary, in fact," said
Mr. Valentine. "We cannot proceed
without them. But they will agree
with us, I am sure, that it Is wise."
An hour later the meeting broke up.
and the conspirators made their way
to the deck. It was a strange fact that
no one went alone. They wore In
groups of three and four, and the mystery'
that hung about them was almost
perceptible. Not one was willing to
face the excited, buoyant Brewster
without help. They found strength and
security In companionship.
Peggy was the one rebel against the ,
conspiracy, nnd yet she knew that tho
others were justified in the step they
proposed to take. She reluctantly Joined
them in the end, but felt that she
wns the darkest traitor In the crowd.
Forgetting her own distress over the
way In which Monty was squandering
his fortune, she stood out the one defender
of his rights until the end and
then admitted fearfully to Mrs. DeMlllo
that she had been "quite unreasonable"
in doing so.
Alone lu her stateroom after signing
the arrangement she wondered what he
would think of her. She owed him so
inuch that she at least should have
stood by him. Sho felt that he would
be conscious of this. How could sho
have turned against him? llo would
not understand ? of course he would
never understand. And he would hnte
her with the others?more than the
others. It was all a wretched muddle,
and she could not sec her way out
of It.
Monty fouud his guests very difficult.
They listened to his plans with but little
interest, and be could not but see
that they were uncomfortable. The
situation wns new to their experience,
and they were under a strain. "They !
mope around like a lot of pouting boys
and girls," be growled to himself. "Hut
it's the North capo now In spite of everything.
I don't care If the whole
crowd deserts me. My mind Is made
un."
Try as he would, he could not see
I'^ggy alone. Ho had much that he
wanted to any to her, and ho hungered
for the consolation her approval would
hrlng hiin, but she clung to Pettingill
with a tenacity tliat was discouraging.
The old feeling of Jealousy that was
connected with Como again disturbed
him.
"She thinks that I am a hopeless,
brainless Ullot," he said to himself.
"And I don't blame her eiJlier."
Just before nightfall he noticed that
his friends were assembling in the
bow. Ah he started Jo join the group
Subway Smith and DcMiilc advanced
to meet him. Some of the others were
smiling a little sheepishly, but (lie two
men were pictures of solemnity and dc^
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| "Money," msii<l De.Millc steadily, "we
have been conspiring against you and
have deeided Hint we sail for New
' York tomorrow morning."
: Brewster stopped short, and the expression
on his face was one they nevi
or could forget. Bewilderment, uncerj
tainty am" in succeeded each other
like flashes light. Not a word was
spoken for several seconds. The red
of humiliation slowly mounted to his
cheeks, while in his eyes wavered the
look of one who has been bunted down.
"You have decided?" he asked lifelessly.
and more than one heart went
out in pity to him.
"\Vo hated to do it. Monty, but for
your own sake *imr? ?
iiu uuier
way," saiil Subway Smith quickly.
"Wo took a vole, and there wasn't a
dissenting voice."
"It is a plain case of mutiny, I take
It." said Monty, utterly alone and
heartsick.
"It isn't necessary to tell why we
have taken this step," said DeMllle.
"It is heartbreaking to oppose you at
this stage of the game. You've been
the best ever and"?
"Cut that!" cried Monty, and his confidence
in himself was fast returning.
"This is no time to throw bouquets."
"We like you, Brewster." Mr. Valentine
came to the chairman's assistance
because the others had looked at
hint so appoalfngly. "We like you so
well that we can't take the responsibility
for your extravagance. It would
disgrace us all,"
"That side of the matter was never
mentioned," cried Peggy Indignantly
and then ndded, with a catch in her
voice, "We thought only of you."
"I appreciate your motives, and I am
grateful to you," said Monty. "I am
more sorry than I can tell you that
the cruise must end in this way, but
1, too, have decided. The yacht will
take you to some point where you can
catch a steamer to New York. I shall
secure passage for the entire party,
and very soon you will be at borne.
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way Smith detained him.
"What do you mean by getting a
steamer to New York? Isn't the Flitter
good enough?" lie asked.
"The Flitter is not going to New
York just now," answered Brewater
firmly, "notwithstanding your ultimatum.
She is going to take me to the
North cape."
[to be contibcto.]
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
Some men love their neighbor as
themselves, but the trouble is that they
also love their neighbor's dollar better.
If you wait too long for a good
chance, when it happens along you wilt
he so rusty in the hinges that you can't
hah it before some one else does.
When n hoy doesn't know whnt else
to do, ho proceeds to hand out nervous
prostration to the other members of
the family.
A sharp speech punctures many uu
intlatcd gab bag.
The beauty of much present day
preaching and political spouting is that
no one Is expected to take it seriously.
It is easier to eliml> on to ft pedestal
than it is to stay there.
It is a dog in the manger thnt won't
do what he can do because he can't do
what he wants to.
The more familiar you become with
some people the less you understand
them.
The ingenuity of a boy is not taxed
to Its utmost until be has had a quarrel
with his sweetheart.
Effect of Dyspepsia.
"I fear there is n spy In our midst."
"Cheer up! It Is only ft pie in your
midst."
Mean of Him.
She?She's a horrid flirt.
Lie?Attractive girls usually are.
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