The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, September 01, 1905, Image 6
NATURE'S JVARNING.
Union People Must Recognize
and Heed It.
Kidney ills conies quietly?mysteri- 1
ously.
Hut nat ure always warns you through
the urine.
Notice the kidney secretions. I
See if the color is unhealth?
If there ure settlings and sediment, .
Tit-sages too frevuent. scanty, painful.
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It's time then to use Doan's Kidney
Tills
To ward olT Bright's disease or diabetes
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I loan's have done great work in
Union.
.1. H. bindsey. residing on Spring
street, says: "I have been troubled
with a very lame back for (juite awhile.
The kidney secietions were dark and
full of hriek-dust sediment and caused
me great inconvenience, especially at
night, by causing nie to get out of bed I
so often. My back pained from my I
hips to my shoulder blades with a con- i
stunt pain which at night would
awaken nw. I did everything I knew J
of. put on plasters and liniments, used t
bottle after bottle of medicine, but
nothing helped me so much until I got
I>oan's Kidney Pill at Holmes Pharmacy.
They acted like a charm and
and after using them the lir.st day I
went to bed ami rested splendidly all
night. Since using Dunn's Kidney j
PiiD I have not had the backache. I j
also tried I loan's (Jintment for itching j
hemorrhoids from which I had stiller- .
e(l for vears. It is imiwtaailtlo ?v.
press tin- suffering I endured. but this J
wonderful medicine >?nvt? me instant ,
relief. I also used it for a sore which ' <
it completely cured. 1 would not be ,
without I 'nan's < >intinent if it cost ten >
times what it does."
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New York, sole agents forthe United!
States. j
Remember the name?Doan's?and
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A rkansas, Louisiana, and the great f
South-west reached by the Cotton >'
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Montgomery and certain other points '
any lirst or third Tuesday. Tickets ,
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and allow stop overs any point west of
Memphis. Ask for tickets to read by
Memphis and The Cotton Belt. Write (
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Atlanta, (ia.
Startling Mortality.
Statistics show startling mortality,
from appendicitis and peritonitis. To
prevent and cure these awful diseases, .
there is just one reliable remedy, Dr. '
King's New life Pills. M. Flannery,
of I t Custom House Place, Chicago,
says: "They have no equal for Constipation
and Biliousness." 25c at J)r. I
f. C. Duke, druggist.
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Union & Glenn Springs
Railroad Co.
rime Table Effective Aug-. 1, 1905
Leave Union 7. a. m. 1.00, 4.00 and
X X. 10 p. in.
Arrive Buffalo 7.15 a. in. 1.15, 4.15
and {8.25 p. in.
Leave Buftalo 8.15 a. in. 1.45, 5.00 and
J 8.30 p. in.
Arrive Union 8.30 a. m. 2.00, 5.15 and
t 8.45 p. in.
Leave Union 0.00 a. m. and 5.25 p. m.
Pass Neal Shoals 9.50 a in. and
0.10 p. ni. Arrive Pride 10.15 a. in.
and 0.35 p. in.
Leave Pride 10.35 a. ill. and 6.50 p. in
Pass Neal Shoals 11.00 a. in. and
7.10 p.m. Arrive Union 11.50 a.
in. and 8.00 p. in.
All trains daily unless otherwise
loted. Week days only.
t Saturdays and Sundays only.
Connection made at Pride with Seax?ard
Air Line through trains South
>ound in the morning and North bound
n the evening.
F nlnr'ohoiwrinil.l/'. 1--- * 1.
. ...v.. -cm- sum ny nit
Seaboard Air lane will lie honored by
he U. t"t (J. S. It. R.
M. R. SUMMER,
Gen. Pass. Agent.
Inci-ediMe Brutality.
ft would have been incredible bruality
if ('has. F. I.einber, of Syracuse
S. Y.. had not done the best he could
'or bis suffering son. "My boy," In
<ays, "cut a fearful gash over bis eye
u> I applied itueklen's Arnica Salve
which quickly healed it and saved hit
ye." (iood for burns and ulenrs tso
Duly 25c at Dr. K. C. Duke's dru^
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Notice of Meeting of
Stock Holders.
Notice is hereby given that a meeting
the stockholders of Union & Glenr
snrincrs Railroad flnnmanv will Ko Raid
*t the office of said company in tin
town of Union, South Carolina on tin
5th day of September, A. I). 1905 at 1(
3'clock a. m. That the purpose of said
Rock holders meeting is to increase tin
capital stock of the said Union & Gleni
Springs Railroad Company, three hun
ilred and fifty thousand dollars, so thai
I he capital stock of said Union & Olenr
Springs Railroad Company shall b<
four hundred thonsand dollars.
lty order of the Hoard of Directors.
T. C. Duncan, President,
(iko. M. Wright, Secretary. 31-fit
SOUTH CAROLINA COLLEGE,
1805-? 1 905.
"our Schools: Arts, Law Sciences
and Teachers System of
Wide Election.
Expenses Moderate. Opens September
27th, 1905.
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. CALORIC CONDITIONS.
A sons for hot weather. Some people
Might say that a sons doesn't lit.
They'd feel more, with such a condition,
Bike throwlns a hammer at It,
Or like stretching forth as a welcome
I A chilly nnd Ice crusted mitt.
When It Is as hot as the mischief
i And still growing hotter each dAy,
I wouldn't bo shocked if tho singer
Got lynched when he tried to get gay.
But bring on a good high grade weeper.
And none would begrudge him his pap.
For what would we sing of a summcBn
If tempted to burst Into song?
We couldn't ring In the hay fever
, And bear, on Its sneezes, down strong;
The audience would as a bodyRise
up and declare we were wrong.
A song of hot weather? Say, rather,
A dirge for the season of sweat.
If one could sit down on an Iceberg.
Some strong inspiration to get.
He might grind one out, but that even
Is not what you'd call a safe bet.
Why Do We Laugh I
' What is there in the simple net of
, slipping on an orange peel that It
, j should give the world such intense Joy?
, Tiie very thought of it, provided he
isn't himself the victim, is enough to
innke a man feel good natural for
the rest of the (lay, though he may
carry around a constitutional grouch.
Is It that one loves to see a man
and brother running the risk of breaking
his collar bone, soiling his best troti
sers or ripping half the buttons on his
garments loose from their moorings?
i We cannot understand why men who
' ' pride themselves on their tender lp?rt8
1 should double up with mirth over on
accident of this sort. It must be a
; harking hack to the animal in man.
Is there any other explanation?
Safer.
"Jolimiy, what are you going ta be
when you grow up?"
"A burglar."
[1 "A burglar! Why, I am shocked!
I Tiiey will lock you up."
I "Yes. 1 bad thought alwnit that. Perhaps
1 will only he a nieml>er of tbe
^ city council."
Boosts the Price.
A bird In the hand Is worth two In the
bush.
This dubtlexs Is true; but, If further you'll
push
3 Or into a milliner store, you'll declare
j That a bird on the hat Is worth twenty
elsewhere.
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The Law Saved Him.
"Is It hot enough for yorttf' cheerily
i *.sked the little man when ute world
was sweltering at 10!J li| tlto shade.
Without a word the man addressed
reached for his lilp pocket. "Curses,"
he muttered, "on the law tliat forbids
* lhe carrying of concealed weapons!"
! 'Hie girl who can make good apple
p 1 j?ie every clip doesn't need to bleach
j her hair.
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PERT PARAGRAPHS.
If you enter to a lunn's egotism be
antl all be baa are yours, dead easy.
Some people take offense easily and
so become so overloaded that they can't
help giving It.
(RE* EndCR THAT J
{ 7 LOANED YOU 7J
A man never forgets a good deed If
be did it himself.
It may be considered a corruption of
good manners to snub the wife of a
man to whom you owe money.
A man never amounts to much until
he has been turned down by at least
three girls.
You have to get out an Injunction
against foolishness In order to make
any impression on some people.
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When a man trie* to stand on his
dignity ho often finds his footing uncertain.
No woman really wishes she were
younger than she is; she merely wishes
to have the qualities of youth with the
experience of maturity.
Some people are so pollto that one
can't help feeling that they feel that
they hnve to prove It.
How can the rose that is born to
blush unseen ever prove it to the Jury
that It did blush?
It takes a lot of money to make
some men good looking.
One reason why lawyers don't Uks
to tell the truth Is because they might
get in the habit of it, and that would
be bad for business.
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She "Slopped Over"
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"Nick," said Cinderella as they sat
hand in hand In the moonlight on the
farm porcl), "every one is talk in' about
Mr. Ketcbem that's made such a sensation
everywhcres. He's a-coinlu' to
preach In the brick church at Four
Corners. They say he's powerful eloquent."
"Do thej*?"
I "Yes. And when he preaches peoplo
git so afTected they weep."
Nick ynwnod.
! "I'm goin' to the Cornel's to henr
hlin."
"What d* y' want to hear him for?"
i "What for? Why, Jlst think o' bein'
under the spell o* the eloquence of n
inau Hull lias moved thousands to tears.
How proud Ills wife uiust be of him,
If he lias one. She must worship the
ground he walks 011."
I "I'm tliinkin' she'd better worship
Cod."
Cinderella looked offended. She withdrew
her hand and said coldly:
, "Sometimes I think I'm mnkin' a
mistake in marry in* a farmer. I'd be
1 jlst in my element as a minister's wife.
I should so love to see my liusbau'
1 luovin' people to throw their burdens
' on the Dord."
"If he didn't git more pay than most
of 'cui lie'd be throw in' his liurtleu on
you."
i This practical view of the case was
repugnant to Cinderella. She turned
her hack on her lover.
"I don't reckon, Cindy," he went on,
"you'd make much of a wife for a
minister. My idee of a minister's wifo'
is one that kin keep the winnuen of
the congregation from pesterln' her
husband; a woman full of axle grease
1 that the hull church kin keep turnln'
on. It's J 1st like politics. There's alius
them that wants to keep the minister
In and them as wants to git liiin out.
The minister's wife should lie so
smooth with the 'outs' that tlicy eau't
bear to do the job, and so popular with
the 'ins' that they won't let 'em do it
If they want to. You hain't got grease
enough in y' for that."
Nick was a bard headed fellow with
a good deal of horse sense, while
Cindy was romantic a ml inclined to
gush. But Cindy was a good girl, and
there was every prospect that, one?
married, Nick could keep her from
"slopping over," as he enlled It.
The Iter. Mr. Ketchem was duly
announced to preach nt the Four Corners,
and Nick, In order to humor his
betrothed, agreed to drive her over
to hear him, it being stipulated that
Nick need net go Inside the church, but
be nt liberty to sit on the fence during
service and whittle. The day was fine
and the air bracing. Cindy was enraptured
with the beautiful Sunday
morning, which she said even without
church bolls didn't seem like a com-?
mon week day. As the distance between
her and the church lessened she
grew excited at the near prospect of
coming under the spell of a man who
was accustomed to wring repentant
tears from sinners.
"Oh, Nick," she said, "I hope I won't
make a goose of myself."
"I hope you won't," said the matter
of fact Nick.
"You're not sympathetic," she replied
tnrtly.
"Not with 'sloppin* over.' "
"I don't call repentance 'sloppin'
over.'"
"What y' been doiu' to repent of?"
"Nothln*," she snapped.
"Won, tlien, what's the use of repentln'?"
"You don't understand such things.
You ain't never beeu convicted."
"I hain't been Indicted yit"
At that moment the wagon went
over a rut and something cracked. The
result was that they were obliged to
walk the horse the rest of the way,
and when they reached the church the
sermon had begun. Nick let Cindy out
at the door and then drove to the shed.
Nick was joined on the fence by
several acquaintances, who whittled
and talked crops and stock. Through
them Nick learned something pertaining
to what was going on In tho
church that Interested him. lie got
down ofT the fence and sauntered -to
the door. Looking In, there lu one of
the rear seats ho saw Cindy. She was
leaning forward, her eyes fairly glued
to tho mnn In the pulpit. It was evl
dent that she was drinking In all he
said. As he warmed to his subject
she trembled with emotion. Nick
looked over the congregation and saw
that no ono else was giving way to the
eloquence of the preacher, which was
very ordinary. We love our Ideals
for their transcendent qualities and
our realities for their faults. Nick
wished to save his beloved from making
herself ridiculous. lie kept an
AWA An Ka. 4ltl 4L ? -
v/*j uii jivi mi me prescuer orougni
his flst down on the pulpit mildly,
when he saw her bury her face In her
handkerchief and burst Into tears.
Nick slipped behind her and whispered
:
"Cindy, you're barkln* up the wrong
tree. That red headed young feller
hain't Mr. Ketchem. He's a student
from the seminary."
Cindy kept her head down and her
face burled In her handkerchief, but
not to hide the emotion Induced by a
paragon of oratory. She was hiding
her chagrin at her mistake.
During the drive home Cindy made
no move to converse, and' Nick, respecting
her feelings, kept silent At
lost her head sank on bis shoulder and
he knew that for the future he had a
curb for her whenever she proposed to
"slop over."
But Nick never had any occasion to
use It. Cindy bad learned a lesson
not to be forgotten, and from that
Itlme forward she was an adept at
moderating her transports.
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