The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, August 18, 1905, Image 6
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Under
u Cloud. I The Vlrut >,tvjr- *
Strive ns 1 will try :,s I may. ! Awa-V ba,'k iil ,he ?- tury
i . annoi wholly got awav , Charlemagne had organized a sort of
From tlti- forbidding. lo vert -loud coast guard by en rolling aT\ the seaI
hat hovi is ucr in*- as a sloop. board population %t ho lived within one
The baby's Rat a sp it|i,r,,'l no" and a halt lttilcsi of the shore, but
Aral tousled hair and varnished tr? s. "with the distnenill ^riuent of the vast
Ami. though it do. s not make com- Curlovingiun enipj *o all dreams of naoiaint.
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Us little ear Is fall of ,. dnt. val greatness wri e illsslpatetl. Long
afterward t'liavfftj V. built sane mil
M\ wife's fair yellow tresses shine ,t,|rv m.,s 0 ^ Atlantic, ai d Louis
(Hit larouprn a veil *?f ualolmr.iu; v-. . . ? . (1 4.
tier temper's father (luffy. though XI. s gal;c\s <d*nsetl the LarbtUJ pi1*1
kind o' hate to teit her so. rates who irjfoitto 1 the shores of the
Mc'llterrnnc *t,. but it was Francis 1.
And even pussy s got a dash
(if e.irmino paint a la mustache, .tpp.i i t ill I,\ ttlto tlrnt conceited the idea
And Towser, faithful yellow pup, of a war ' .fret ptr.fc/haHcd and equipped
Looks sorrowful ami broken up. front tli" royal treasury.
The hired girl remarks that sir- 'b> ' /inverted flte Mliiall lie.ting t IISl-.o
ild think that peopli' ought to l>o lage ^ f Havre 'Into a fortified port.
In denning time right gin.I t.. get wliic /, speedily illnietod commerce to
A bite to eat before them si t. ,1... , .. ... .... I I...
"ie mouth oi the Seine, anil he proT
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. .1..-, in.M .)i iii * j< /*ted ji scheme -which he ilid not live
\* ill ?oiyv* 11 :? tlmo for whlc h I wait 1 *1 . c
A happy time, wii.-u at ntv h."u * ten I r/e-f or the construction of an
House eleanlriB ?. ts it in the neck. / oceanic navy under canvas. "Fleets
J were massed in the Mediterranean."
The Major Fraction. j writes Mr. Norman in his "Corsairs of
"I can't remember names to save rv- ! ""'id for the first time In
life." ' | history a French squadron, passing
"llitw do yon il ? in your husin ,*.v I through the strait of Gibraltar, de"<
'all a man .iohnson. ami i f on ted an Fnglish licet off llrest, and
know l wi'l he ri?;lit half of t' ,? ^itm* ** *ben, moving round to the eastward.
. 1 1,1" drove off sic hlock.'uling squadrons of
Cures Him. Ilenry VIII. from Itoulogne."
c- If none but the hrnve deserve the fair
.to cr?t so*\et*'.# ,m,n a healthy bank account
O-CTO is always listed with the brave.
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S.-mctlm,* a married man may Mel AMllOllgJi tne mill IS linraiy SOnsonlic'fi
likir Ms friMiium once again, able, it iiinj* l?o safely said Hint a cut
Hut whfii ha marts the hotrl inral doos not appreciate a bootjack as a
lie Klerks In Ms bondage, then. Christmas presold.
Couldn t Solve It, > ^ blind man with second sight would
"What is this groat automobile uty?- . liko nothlng bettor than to trade it for
lory I hear so much about?" lirst sight.
"I don't know unless it is liar peo
pie who won't pay their grocery" bills l'ocfM nml irrcH|?oi?*li?llMy.
can alTord to l>ny one." JL\?ots are wayward creatures, largc
It irrcsponsildo for their actions, or, nt
Just His Infirmity. n't?" events, provided with such a curi"Was
t'i" deaf and dumb beggar j onsfy* sensitive and intianiinable organangry
when you refused to K) ve liiin jl Izuttjoil that we feel It would lie unjust
a eoin?" to Itndge them by ordinary standards.?
"I should say so. He wa^ so mad ! l.ondrci Telegraph.
lie couldn't speak." ,
Some people know more about thing*
Patriotic. |hoy never than they see about
"What makes you hoys s#, noisy?" things the all tlicit* lives.
"Aw. say. don't yer knew that litis
Is the month that Fourth of fluty There are people who ran learn auycomes
in, an' we ain't done hol'#>r1n' thing if tt is foolish enough,
yet?" . - .
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. , . . . HERE AT HOME.
freer b'.ispscion. #
Union Citizens Gladly Testify.
W />\x'v ( It is testimony like the following
xv~ \y\ 1/,/f that has placed "the old (junker
x" Remedy" so far above competitors,
y r, tVWhen people light here at home raise
/Vn their voices in praise there is no room
y'v.-Yii' J?sv{ 1 left for doubt. Read the public state\
J 1 ' 1 ment of a Union citizen :
y //.' ; P*c rffr John It. I'etty, farmer. Excelsior
/ Np \ \ _/rs. \l // Knitting Mills, Union, S. (J., says:
7 / V V\ V Xv// "1 sulTcred an attack of measles lit)
1 fj J \\ \ years ago and it left me with a ease of
f (J ] v\ \ II kidney complaint. The result was a
[ II / y. ql lame, weak and aching back, and T
have endured agony with it. Doan's
v2i>0 Kidney Pills have been a blessing in
Mary had a little lamb. '"VJbey brought the lirst reSnow
white wits hide, lic.1 I experienced ill twenty
And < v* r\ where that Mary went years. My wife also siificrod severely
Folks whtsporffd Peroxide!" v froin backache, and there were other
* evidences hf kidney disorders, the
r ,, c secret ions being irregular and contain?
, yant escape. ing a sediment. Since taking Doan's
P*? v. *?at ?? *nt"mcr Kidney l'ills the kidney action has
?H;en normal and the l,aVUei.e has
Pride's hound to hn vo n fnll CI lS<l|)|)0?ir0(I. ")lli litis like flliotlll't
woman, and work is now a pleasure to
? her."
One Kind. For sale by all dealers. Price 50
"We had n swell dinner tndny." cents. Foster-Mil burn Co., Buffalo,
"luded apples and water?" New York, sole agents forthe United
'liio broken down polithi.in is gen 'j?emem|)er tlio name?Doan's?and
erally broken up also. take no other.
Grave Trouble Foreseen. Annual Seashore Excursion via
; It needs but little foresight, to tell, Southern Railway Aug. 16, 1905
that when your stomach and liver are
badly alTected. grave trouble is ahead, Front Union, S. C. to Old Point
unless you take the proper medicine Comfort. Ya., Ocean View, Ya.,
for your disease, as Mrs. John A. o,.,w.i, v- e .. mr\ -o
Voting, of Clay. N. V.. did. She says: X \ll?1,1 f,,i 810.n0.
'"I had neuralgia of the liver and tickets sold at the above CXClirstoniaeh,
my heart wtts weakened, and sioil rate are good returning Oil any
I could not eat. I was very bad for a regular train uj) to and including
longtime, but in Fleet ric Bitters, I \i u ionfound
just what I needed, for they August ..1st, U><>.).
<ltiiekly relieved and cured me." Best For full information consult
medicine for weak women. Sold under Southern Railway Ticket Agent or
guarantee by Dr. F. C. Duke, druggist, i> \y if, vr
nt .Vfc a bottle. Division Passenger Ag't.
Citation tO Kindred and Creditors. Famous Fruit Farms of Texas.
j State of South Carolina, ) '
j uouniy ot union. > Arkansas, Louisiana, ami the groat
Uy Jason M. Greer, Esq., ProUte S,l't,!;wcft r<x;.aclu'd ,iu; Cotton
! Judge Holt Route, ion can purchase very
WHereas, K. C. Howzc has made c',eaP round trip I Ionic Seeker ' tickI
aiiit to me to grant him Letters of Ad- 'V Atlanta, Liriiiinghnni, Anniston,
I ministration on the etTects of ami estate " f?nlK(,|m'ry and certain other points
j of Thomas II. llowze, deceased. any Inst or third luesday. Tickets
$ These are therefore to cite and ad- >ear a hnal return limit of 21 days,
monisli all and singular the kindred allow stop> overs any point west of
sind creditors of the said Thomas iJemphjs. Ask for tickets to read by
II. 11 ow/.e. deceased, that they be and Memphis and ri?e Cotton belt. Write
appear, before me, in the Court of Pro- '* 1 I J*av Pass. Agt.
hate, to he held at Union, 0. 11., South Atlanta, Ga.
Carolina, on the 24tli day of August, " ?
next, alter publication hereof, at 11 Poisons in Food,
o'clock in the forenoon, to show cause, Perhaps you don't realize that many
if any they have, why the said Admin- pain poisons originate in your food,
istration should not he granted. I but some day you may feel a twinge
Given under my hand and seal this of dyspepsia that will convince you
Slh day of August Anno Domini, Dr. King's New Life Pills are guar1905.
? Jason M. Gkkkk, unteed to cure all sickness clue to
Probate Judge. poisons of undigested food?or money
Published on the 11th day of August, back. 25c at Dr. F. C. Duke's drug
11H>5, in the Union Times. 32-2t store. Try them.
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Humor and Philosophy
By DUNCAN M. SMITH
4 4
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
You can't tell a woman's age by looking
at her teoth. Tlioy may bo tbo 1905
model.
"The trouble In naming a hoy Is that
most parents think ho will bo a bank
clerk at least aud uauie him accordingly.
Picnics would
he ir?*h more
enjoyable if
there wore no
X^\ next day.
('hairs were
VT; C ma?lo to sit on,
* 7 ?ud most men
know it.
^ _
j lie is wise who ft "is that it is eiieapj
er to try to raise his garden sass at
, his grocer's than to try to raise It in
his back yard.
I _
j While the sweet girl graduate may
uot know everything, lots of people
, wii > smile at her effort do not know
half as much as she does.
It would bo a lienp quieter world If
' youii? ladies wlio sing were mind readers.
No amount of argument would eonvinoo
the father of twins that the rest
of the men were not Jealous of hiiu.
Some speech may be silver, but the
drummer's line of talk is brass.
There is nothing so pleasant as re
reiving a letter, unless It happens to hi?"
; a duu.
The New Terror.
There is a difference of opinion as to
whether the man is a public benefactor
who causes two automobiles to
blossom where there was but oue before.
If a man has a lot of poor relations
that he wants to dispose of and still
not run foul of the law. an automobile
is a handy tiling to have about the
place. lie starts them off blithely in
tlie morning with a song in their hearts
and a few gallons of gasoline in the
tank, and when they come back at
nigbt they don't come back. See?
As a quiet, relined sport automobiling
is all right for the man of strong
nerves who doesn't mind getting killed
occasionally, but as n family conveyance
the old reliable wheelbarrow has
It beaten three ways from the sprocket
if there happens to be any women
about who are subject to hysteria.
Willing to Try.
To find n man for Norway's king
They're looking everywhere.
In highways, byways, corner lots
Ami oven in the nlr.
If they would send for Harry behr,
Would take rtnd keep him, too,
To he would never more return
To dawn upon our view,
f
To thore Norwegians we would
A grateful people be.
Their praises long and loud we'd sing
Across the sounding sea. .
Cause and "Effect.
They had Just finished eating ft Inte
supper of lobster, and ft was time to
go.
"May your dreams be of me," said
the young man, tenderly bending over
i lier.
The young lady replied feelingly that
she didn't see how they could help
being of him, but she was far too polite
to even hint sit the secret reason.
How to I^pnovnte Farnltarp.
To renovate pieces furniture (bo
old varnish must be removed. To do
this pour boiling water, to which a little
piece of washing soda has been added,
over the piece of furniture and after
it is dry wipe it with a piece of flannel
which has been wet in either turpentine
or naphtha. The next day it
will have to be sandpapered. To take
the dye evenly the whole surface should
he wet Just before the color is applied
with clear hot water. Most housekeepers
prefer n white enamel to any
colored stain. When white Is used the
piece of furniture which you are renovating
must be left perfectly dry. Give
It two conts of white varnish, then rub
it down with sandpaper and after this
oil it with a soft silk cloth and rub until
there is a high polish.
J DON'T^fftu)
I'M J
uusy ?y
^ /oHr^
Money tnlks. but It Is hard for sonto
of us to get nn Interview with It.
If we will Just have n little patience
the'rangnzlnes will get around to Julius
Caesar und his wars. I
?l?a*3 MUUMUUIIUM
1 WANTED I
II -by- r |
SExcelsior Knitting! I
j Mills, [ I
5 UNION, S. C.: t
t
j 1,000 first-class Cedar- 1
Post, each 8 feet long
and to measure 4 inches
square at the small end; ? J
also 500 cords first-class
4?ft. Pine Wood. S
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s ?APPLY TO? J
{ J. H. GAULT, {
Treasurer & Manager. J
19-2 It t
Cheap Rates to Texas.
V
nSLmRk
Arkansas, Louisiana, and the Southwest,
Each first and lliird Tuesday
you can purchase tickets at Atlanta,
Birmingham, Anniston, Montgomery,
and certain other points to the
Great South-west and return by Memphis
and the Cotton Belt route at j
greatly reduced rates. Tickets allow 3^
ston overs any place west of Memphis,
and are good tcr return any day within
21 days after purchase. Write me
to make arrangements and see that
your tickets read by Memphis and the
Cotton Belt route. L P. Smitft,
Traveling Passenger Agent,
203 Equitable Bldg, Atlanta, C?a.
WALLACE & BARRON
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.'
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State and United States Courts. 24-ly
SCAIPE & HAMBUN,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
FOSTER BUILDING, UNION, S. C.
D. H. MONTGOMERY, M. D.
PRACTICING PHYSICIAN.
Ollice in Opera House Building.
Day calls left at Duke Drug Co.
Residence Phone 1471
11-llitp
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Insurance Companies in the world.
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