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f iSk ^ man works to ()TO
jfif -'live. He must live Afi|
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the soda cracker Wf
that contains in the wk
most properly bal- H
anced proportions Hj
a greater amount H
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Tolstoi Wnn Vnahlp to Amnrr. comiug lUUlillOUR when wot, wllllf wllOU
Once in Moscow, near the Borovitcli- rtry it is qujte histories*. One jointed
fkaia gate. Count Lolstoi saw a per- plant, supposed to l>e n member of the j
.istent beggar, asking alms, who ox- msb or oane family, emits a fiery rod |
tl:l illicit "A llttlo i?
-- " ,u light from its loaves, n pale white one
the name of Christ! from Its stalk, while Its flowers give
A pollee officer approache<l. He was ou^ capricious flashes, like that of our
young, martial and wrapped in the reg "lightning bugs."
illation sheepskin. At sight of him the
beggar fled, hobbling away 111 fright: Chilean* Wear Overcoat* Indoor*,
and haste. "In Santiago, the Chilean capital,
"Is it possible." said Tolstoi to him- where 1 have been residing for some
self, "that people are forbidden to ask years, it Is common to see people put
charity. In Christ's name- in a Chris- on their overcoats when they enter a
tian land7" house and take them off upon going
"Brother," he said to the police, "can into the street," said a visitor to the
you read?" capital. '
"Yes," snid the officer politely. "The cause of this is that the at"Havc
you read the Bible?" mosphere on the outside Is wanner
"Yes." than within the residences. The
"And do you remember Christ's : Chileans do not heat their domiciles
orders to feed the hungry?" And lie | to any extent, nnd they arc eonstractelted
the words. The policeman was ed of such thick wails that they are a
evidently troubled. He turned to his good deal on the order of rcfrlgeraqnestioner
and asked: tors."?Washington Post.
"And you. sir?you can read?"
"Yes. brother." Horaea In Battle.
"And have you read the poliee regu- I Arabian horses show remarkable
lations?" courage in battle. It Is said that when
"Yes, brother." ft horse of his breed finds himself
"And do you remember that begging wounded nnd knows Instinctively that
In the main streets Is forbidden?"?Sue- he will not lie nlile to carry his rider
cess. much longer he quickly retires, liearJng
his master to a place of safety
rtnllt in Blood. while he has yet sufficient strength.
The Winter palace of the czars was But If, on the other hand, the rider is
built in blood. Almost every stone of wounded nnd falls to the ground, the
th<> walls and every square yard of the faithful animal remains lieslde liim, unplnster
lining them cost a life. Nich- mindful of danger, neighing until
olas had given the order that the pal- assistance Is brought.
ace must be rebuilt in a year, and
what was human life against the des- The Saaaeloa* statesman,
pot's will? Six thousand men were "Are you sure you know all about
kept at work day and night, with the that subject you aro going to mnke a
palace heated at .TO H. to dry the walls speech on?"
rapid ly, wnue the teinpcruture out- "No," answered the sagacious statesside
was often 30 degrees below zero man. "I have put in my time collectIt.
The men could only work with ice Ing epigrams and anecdotes. The surpneks
on their heads, and, experienc- est way to make an uninteresting
ing a dally change of <50 degrees, they speech is to make a thorough study of
died by the score every day. Ry the your subject."?Washington Star.
end of the year the death roll was
some thousands, but the palace was H* Was immune,
finished. To understand the full mean- auspect," said the fair maid who
ing of this achievement it should be re- had talked for fifteen consecutive mlnmeinbered
that the Winter paince is as nt*** without permitting him to get a
large as Buckingham palace. Kenning- word in edgeways, "you are tired of
ton palace and the National gallery.? hearing me talk."
London fSlo!>e. "Not nt nI1'" replied the gallant
young man. "I get shaved nt n barl.nm
InouM Kmmt Indian IMunf. ]"r's ?nn<| nm to *>?"* Hort
T'pward of sixty species of Kast In- thing. hicago News.
dian plants, mostly of the fern family, ~ ZIH
... ,, . , ? 0 The mil.
with ? goodly wrinkling of KlUckon-Dkto't tho ,loo,or I I yon
?n.l orooplng rlnoH. ore lumlnon,. ,0.1 ? Bock?_YM ,o
II I, ..M Hint (ho o ,lo, of the moon- ???k ?? ,?l||t ? b>nk _?,nx,r.k B?
tains in the vicinity of Cyree arc za
nightly Illuminated by the pale, white '
light which they emit The root stock ?re ,|0 ^eater wrftt(.he8 t||e
of n plant from the >oraghyfm jungle, worpj than many of those whom people
near Layki (supposed to he'an orchid., ,n ^n,.ra, (ak<l to happy.-Seucca. ,
pobseftees the peculiar jttwertie* of bo- [
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THE \
PROFESSOR'S
SECRET
fty TROY ALLISON
Copyright, 190U, by Troy AUiom
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There woi something on the profess
or's mind. Every young woman In the
seulor Greek close realised It. He had
shown symptoms of It for three weeks,
but this morning It had assumed the
form of nu undeniable fact. When the
shy girl of the class got rattled and
construed n present Infinitive as a past
participle he did not even notice It.
This some shy little Ruth Payne bad
assumed the proportions of a problem
to Professor Clnxton. The girl never
gave n decent recitation, yet passed her
examinations with the highest marks,
lie had tried not to harbor a suspicion
that she resorted to unfair means on
examinations, but he could think of
nothing else that would solve the mystery.
The professor's mind, however, was
ngltated by a more complicated problem
than Ruth Payne's poor recitations
In Greek. He bad a guilty conscience.
He felt that each and every pair of
feminine eyes before him were search
lights turned upon his secret. He was
convinced that each young woman
knew there was a package of letters In
his vest pocket. Of course letters are
commonplace In a way and something
any man might Innocently possess, but
these were anonymous^ That was
enough to make him turn crimson, but
the knowledge that he had enjoyed
reading these letters and moreover had
actually mailed answers to the address
given hung over him like a shadow.
He knew there had at various times In
the world's history been other anonymous
letters. Really to receive them
was a different matter. Ownership
lends a certain definite Interest.
The professor constantly remembered
the first of these letters. He had
walked leisurely to the postoffice after
the early supper, unconscious of lml>endlng
fate. The college town?Va* a
small one. and It lent variety to life to
own a postofllce box and go for one's
mail rather than have it sent by the
college carrier.
On that memorable night be had taken
his letters and looked them over
listlessly until he came to the one thut
was the proverbial bombshell In his
experience. lie rend it over three
times before his astonished faculties
were able to grasp the fact that there
was a woman, an unknown woman,
who professed an admiration for him.
He wns not quite stire that It was exactly
respectable to have an unknown
woman write him a letter, and his pedantic
soul knew that If It did not go
beyond the bounds of respectability it J
at least must l>e called nii impropriety.
The first letter troubled bis frence j
of mind for days. It was witty and i
bright and contained Ju6t that delicate I
soupcou of flattery that charms the
man who l?elleves he abomingtes flattery.
Had not she insinuated that she had
met hint occasionally and had been
struck with the Idea that he possessed
n ui'ptu ul uuutr?iauuiuK it wuuiu WJ ]
interesting to fathom? !
Bbe further stated she was at that
time leading so quiet and restricted a
life that she was at a loss for somo
real intellectual Interest. Ills mind
Immediately pictured the sister of the
president of the college, who was
spending a quiet winter in the small
village for the sake of her health. Yet
it seemed impossible that a woman of
so much dignity and reserve could take
such a step even for amusement.
After pondering over the matter several
days carefully and methodically,
according to his custom, he had hesitated
and been lost. lie had answered
that letter. The address given was in
a neighboring city, and he had found
himself going to the postofflee afterward
under the stimulus of an unusual
excitement. He had really t>een curious
to see the second one.
He had a linzy recollection of an
adnge that the second step In wrong
doing had won renown as iteing less
difficult than the first. He felt positive
symptoms of pleasure in answering
the second letter.
He knew that the dignity of his position
would fall flatter than the western
Itoman empire if the girls in his class
once got an inkling that he was a
factor in an anonymous correspondence.
Nevertheless he grew more nbscntmlnded
every day, and every day
his curiosity increased, this pedant of
thirty-five who had all his life refused
ta take an atom of interest in any
woman.
Bo the girls nudged each other and
giggled as much as they deemed It
permissible for members of the senior
class to giggle, and little, fair haired
Ruth Payne read her Greek, hopelessly
involving all parts of speech.
He was walking on the college cam
pu? uu? aumiouu mraiUliDg W1U1
much satisfaction on the fact that be
had at last gathered courage to beg
bis anonymous friend to disclose ber
Identity and let him call the next time
be went to the city. The professor was
a shy man and had found it required
all the nerve he possessed to make this
request. He was thinking It could not
be many days before he received an answer
when he noticed Ruth Payne
walking In front of him, poring over
a book In the manner of a schoolgirl
who goes up for examination the next
day.
tiny green snake ran across the
path, and the professor caught the girl
In his arms as she screamed and reeled
toward him.
While he stood gazing helplessly at
tier white face other girts rushed Is his
nsslstancOt
m. ,. - i^. , I ./ m %? ??.
' .V. ' "'(mmrf'
"It was an awtul snake!" Ruth gasped
when she opened her eyes.
After the girls had taken her to the
; house he picked up the Greek Syntax
| she had dropped In her fright.
A sealed letter, ready for mailing,
dropped out. The address was plainly
"Professor R. G. Claxton," and the
writing was In the familiar hand of
the anonymous lady.
He sat dowu limply on the nearest
Iron bench. There seemed something
awry with tho universe. Was It possible
that this pretty child had written
such letters? a little blond girl who
blushed furiously and stammered evi
cry time she was spoken to iu class!
He opened the letter eagerly. Its
superscription gave him that privilege.
He noticed, too, that the girl's name
written on the fly leaf of the Greek
(syntax was identical with the writing
on the envelope. He read on to learn
that he could call on her at the end of
the college year when he passed
through the city on his way home?If
he still cared to meet her.
The professor went to his room, his
thoughts In chaotic conditlou.
That night he followed her to the
corner of the veranda, where she sat
gaziug abstractedly on the moonlit
lawn.
"So I have met you," he said quietly.
Ho sat down beside her and looked at
her Intently. "And?so?you?rtrc-^-the
?woman?" he added slowly.
She gave a frightened gasp and looked
at him with terror and shame in
her eyes.
"It was?awful of ine, I know. It was
a dreadful tiling for mo to do." She
turned away from him, and he could
see she was trembling with nervousness.
"It lias given me more pleasure than
anything that ever happened In my
whole life," he said simply.
She gave him one quick glance and
hurried Into self justification.
"I have always been timid," she said
in an Intense whisper, "and I was so
mortified when I would get nervous
and fall in my recitations. The minute
you asked me a question every thought
seemed to leave my inlnd. I got more
embarrassed each day. I got desperate.
I determined you should know I was
capable of having a thought. That
wild scheme of writing you ouonydious
letters enme, and?I wrote tlicin.
I'm so?very?sorry." And the professor
beard the sob In her voice.
He answered earnestly: "I'm glad?I
shall be eternally glad?If you tell mo I
need never give up those letters. They
have become part of my life."
The girl's eyes grew wide with emotion.
He gazed at her wonderlngly, trying
to understand how he bad failed to
recognize her before. Now she seemed
Rome one that had been In his life forever.
He had been lonely, and ho remembered
that she herself was an orphan,
that after the close of the term
she would take up the burden of teaching.
"I?you mean that you want me to
keep on writing to you?" she asked
shyly.
| "I mean that I want to teach you
how to talk to me," he said, smiling. "I
want to keep with me forever the womanly
companionship of my letters."
She gasped In astonishment.
"But I thought you believed me stupid.
I couldn't recite my Greek to you
decently to save my life."
I The professor looked Into her startled
eyes and laid his hand on hers.
"I don't care If you couldn't tell
Greek from Chinese," he said solemnly,
deriding the hobby of years.
"But don't you think me a frivolous,
doll baby kind of a girl?" she questioned
timidly.
He leaned over and touched her fair
hair with all the reverence of a child
who has never before owned n golden
haired doll.
| "I think rnn om *v.i..?
^ v %MV on WlCDl UllU^
on God's earth," lie said, pressing his
lips to lier hand.
The FtrM Englliih nentta.
T. Doggett, tlie comedian, has been
regarded aa the founder of aquatic
sports In England, since he first Instituted.
In 1710, annual prlrcs for rowing,
and these rowing matches have
been continued until the present day.
But In the winter of 1774 Ix>rd Lyttelton
and the Savolr Vlvre club determined
to hold In the following year a
"regatta" which should rival any ever
held at Venice.
This was arranged for June 23, 1775,
and on that day the whole river from
London bridge to the Ship tavern at
MUlbank was covered with pleasure
boats, both sides of the water assuming
the appearance of a splendid fair.
Two races were rowed, and at the conclusion
of the sport the Invited guests
proceeded to the rotunda at Ranelagh,
where supper was served at 10 o'clock,
after which a ball was given In the
Temple of Neptune, a temporary
structure erected near the rotunda, the
company including the Dukes of
Gloucester and Cambridge, the lord
mayor and several ambassadors.
Fiaaaa Meddles.
"The great American public Is often
bunkoed In buying finnan baddies," remarked
a man in the fish budnesa.
"When you buy Annan haddles nowa
nays you may get a flnnan haddle,
which is a smoked haddock, or you
may not. You may get a smoked codfish
instead, but you will pay the real
finnan haddie price for it just the
same.
"The haddock is a fish of the cod
family and resembles the cod very
much. Bnt the haddock has a black
lateral line, while that of the cod is
white, and if you will only look for
the color of these lines, which is not
changed in the smolting, you can tell
readily enough whether yon are getting
what you want or something 'just
as good.' For myself, when I buy
flnnan haddie I want flnnan haddle. It
may be no better than flnnan cod, but
I like to think I am getting what I
: want"-Providence Journal
How ? CklMMU Kaokri.
Of all smokers the Chinaman goes \
the greuteet trouble and obtains tl
least result. "He carries," says an o'
server, "a little box almost twice tl
sice of au ordinary silver cigarette can
This is half filled with water. In 01
end Is n removable tiny tube to sen
as a pipe. At the other end is tl
pipcstetn. First of nil he takes out tl
tube and blows through it to remoi
all blockage. Then he fumbles throujj
bis awkward clothes, searching for t
bacco, and produces a bit of rag, I
which it is wrapped. Carefully he e;
tracts a wad of tobacco, puts away h
rag and slowly plugs the tube, whl(
holds perhaps the tenth part of an o
dlnary cigarette. But he never lias an
matches, so he has to borrow or hui
nilf a hrnnrn nnnor etom o ?#! 1 l?l.t I
It glows for a long, time ami can t
puffed Into flame again. He gives
long draw, slowly enjoying it to I
full extent for a minute or two, th?
back again through the old routine 1
And his tobacco, All his pipe and get
lighted."
(
Remarkable Escapes.
One of the most remarkable escap<
from drowning on record was that of
man whom a wave picked off from
vessel, washed into the sea off Lund
island, near the Devonshire coast, Enj
land, and then returned to his shl]
But It was not so remarkable a cai
ns that which Is suggested by an ep
taph said still to exist in Jamaici
"Here lleth the body of Lewis Gald;
Esq., who died on the 22d of Septen
ber, 1737, aged 80. He was born t
Montpelller, In France, which place b
left for his religion and settled on tbl
Island, where In the great earthquake
1672, he was swallowed up and, by tl
wonderful providence of God, by
second shock was thrown out into tb
sea, where he continued swimming ui
til he was taken up by a boat and thu
miraculously saved. He afterwar
lived In great reputation and died un
versally lamented."
"Eaqalrc" and "Gentleman."
The words "esquire" and- "gentli
man" are among those which fall froi
our lips daily, and yet most of v
would be rather puzzled to say in pr?
else language what we mean by then
In a county court case a schoolraastc
was ruled out of the "gentleman" lis
Legal distinctions on the point hav
been anomalous. The following are n<
"gentlemen:" A buyer of silks, a s<
llcltor's clerk out of regular work,
commission agent and an audit offli
clerk. On the other hand, the folios
ing have been held "gentlemen"?vi:
one following country pursuits and
sleeping partner in some business,
medical student, a dlsmussed cot
agent out of work and a person llvin
r...vuk? nnvnuiH-C. UUUUUU liHt
Times.
|
A Carina AdTcrtlaeaeat.
' An old Ix>ndon paper contains tbe fo
lowing curious advertisement: "Warn
ed, a man between twenty and tblrt
years of age to be a footman and ui
derbutler In a great family. He mut
be of the Church of England and bav
had the smallpox In the natural waj
Also a woman, middle aged, to wa!
upon a young lady of great fashlo
and fortune. The woman must h* c
the Church of England, have hod th
smallpox In the natural way, ver
sober, steady and well behaved an
understand dress, getting up lace on
fine linen and doing all things necet
snry for a young lady that goes Int
all public places and keeps the bet
company. Inquire of the printer c
this paper.?Oct. 1, 1774."
The Madorn of War.
So wars are begun by the persuasio
of a few debauched, harebrain, poo
dissolute, hungry captains, parasitic*
fawners, unquiet Hotspurs, restless li
novators, green heads, to satisfy on
rqan's private spleen, lust, ambitloi
avarice, etc. Floe bomlnum, prop<
men, well proportioned, carefull
brought up, able both in body an
mind, sound, led like so many beast
to the slaughter In the flower of the!
years, pride and full strength, wlthoi
all remorse and pity, sacrificed to Ph
to, killed up as so many sheep for de<
tl's food, 40,000 at once. ? Burton
"Anatomy of Melancholy."
Gory Dew.
In appearance gory dew Is a dnr
red, slimy film, which is frequent!
seen on damp walls and In shad
places. It is in reality one of the lov
est forms of vegetable life and Is clos
ly allied to the plant to which the ft
mous phenomenon of red snow la chle
ly due. Its botanical name Is Palmell
omenta. At times patches of it ma
become quite large, and It will develc
Into a tough, gelatinous mass.
Vngralrtal.
"Borne people never thank you, x
matter what you do for them." said
small boy. "A feller put a bent pin o
the teacher's chair the other day, an
wncn me teacner was about to a
down I pulled the chair out from undi
him to save him from the pin, and I
he didn't lick me for It!"
Well Shake**
"That's very strange about tho?
chickens of mine."
"What's the matter with them?"
"Why, ever since your dog chase
them all over the garden they hai
been laying nothing but scramble
ai-n, H
Ambition Ora?ISe4. First
Bookworm?Well, I'm worklr
on a tile of newspapers now and ai
entirely satisfied. Second Ditto?Yc
always did have a sneaking ambltlc
to get Into the papers.?New Orleat
Times-Democrat.
The most terrible obstacles are sue
no nobody can see except oneself.^
Bitot
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Many a Union Reader will
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'? BtwraM Lame, weak or aching;
I" When urinary troubles set in,
?* Your kidneys are "in a had way,"
in Doan'8 Kidney Pills a ill cure you,
I- Here is local ovidence to prove it:
le W. B. Pitt, shoemaker on East Main
h street, residing on West Main street,
^ save: "My work is very hard on the
hack and it has been weak for vcars.
^ On inany occasions I could scarcely get
1 up from my seat and when I did get up
* I could scarcely straighten on account of
>c the kinks and pain in my back. At
a night 1 cou'd hardly rest in any positg
tion. The kidney secretions were very
!n dark and full of sediment, and very diat0
agret able in odor. I tried any number
it of remedies, liniments of all 'kind and
plasters for the kidneys but never got
any relief until I got Doan's Kidney
Pills at the Holmes Pharmacy. The
very first dose benefited^ me, and since
J3 taking them I have had no pain, my
a back is stronger, and I can go to bed at
c night, sleep like a log and get up in -the " ??-W?
[y morning rested."
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