The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, March 10, 1905, Image 6
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EYE SPECIALIST. I
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I Orders for shipment of Tomato 1M
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ment When This Information
May Prove of
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of Ini? n to know how to ho cured
of painful, annoying and itching piles.
Know then that Dunn's Ointment is a
positive remedy for all itchiness of the
skin for piles, excenvi. etc. One application
relieves atul soothes. Head
this testimony of its merits:
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It is the only remedy on the
face of the earth tha' 1 know will enre
itching piles, one "f the nvst trying and
irritating afflictions there is Ooan's
Ointment p-oeured at Holmes Pharmacy
will cure the affliction, and do it at
once. Von ate w< !c< ne to use my name
as one who can speak to this effect from
experience."
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box. Foster-.Milburn Co. Buffalo, N. V.,
sole agents for the United States. Remember
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no ot her.
A MILDER CLIMATE.
In Arkansas, Louisiana, Texas.
Slock ranges I?.*i> to twelve months
in the year, (wo and lliri e crops grow
in a season. Now i- the time to look
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<>n February 7th and ill si and March
7th and 21st. Col ion Holt Hon to will sell
round trip homo-seekers' tickets from
St. Louis. Thebes, Cairo and Memphis
to points in above, named states at rate
nf or one fare plus $2 where it
makes less than $15.
One way colonist tickets. February
21st and March 21st at half fare, plus$2.
Write for map. lime table, and ask
about rates to any point.
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Cotton Belt Route, Atlanta, tia,
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; of the fruit produced.
st Varieties?Halted for 25c. "rfflf ! i
uc tclh: nbeiii (ho l?o>.t southern melons, AujsV
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Amended Summons for ti
Relief.
(Complaint not servid.) at
Stale of South Carolina, )
County of Union. ( ??<
Court ?>f Common l'loas. ki
N. M. Hawkins. Jr., Plaintiff, b:
against
Mary .1. Klli-. James Greer. 1'.. H. U]
Greer. Snllie Bishop. Matt ie Bishop, ^
Susan Tinsley. Lottie Smith, Alice
Hawkins, Carie Hawkins. Lorcnna
Hawkins. Ida Sinclair, Janie Hawkins.
Maud A. Hawkins, Lizzie ]l.
Hawkins. (1. H. Hawkins, I?. A.
Hawkins, Kobert Greer, Eugene a
(ireer. (ilover Greer, .lolm Greer, si
Sue Greer. Catherine Gwyntv^or
heirs. unknown, llolcoiuh, or p
heirs, unknown, Hefendanls.
To the Hefendants Mary J. 1011 is,
James Greer. It. II. (ireer, Sallie '}<
Bishop, Maltie Bishop. Susan Tinsley,
Lottie Smith, Alice Hawkins, Carrie P
Hawkins. I.orenna Hawkins. Ida Sinclair.
Janie Hawkins. Maud A. Haw- rl
kins. Lizzie B Hawkins, (J. II. Haw- c
kins. B. A. Hawkins, Robert Greer,
Eugene Greer. Glover Greer, John
Greer. Sue Greer, Catherine Gwynn, ,
: or heirs, unknown, tind Holeomh.
or heirs, unknown, you tire hereby w
! summoned and recptired to answer the
amended summons and complaint in it
I 'tis act ion. which is fi led in tin* a( oi
i tin- Clerk of Court of Common Pleas (_ ]
I for Union County and State aforesaid u
I and to serve a copy of your answer to
J the ::aid complaint on lite subscribers ,,
til tbeir law olliee N'o. It Law Range at
Union. S. ('.. within twenty days after
the serviee hereof, exclusive of tho a
'day of sue!i service and if you fait to v
i answer the complaint within the tinu U
, aforesaid the Plaintiff in this action s
| will apply to the Court for the relief
demanded in the complaint.
RE AT V & WALK ICR, J
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
1 Frank Peake, Clerk of Court. P
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Union. S. C., February 28lh, A. 1).
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State of South Carolina, )
County of Union. ) v
Court of Common Pleas. xi
N. 11. Hawkins, Jr., Plaintilf, t
against b
Mary J. Ellis, et al. lUfcndants. c
Take notice, that the amended sum- a
molts and complaint in the above stated jj
cause of action, was on the twenty- j,
eig'ith day of February. A. 1>. lOtfe,
tiled in the olliee of the Clerk of Court
of Common Pleas, for Union County c
and State aforesaid. 5
VKATY A WALKER, r
\llorneys for PhiintifT. o
Union. S.C., February 28th., A. D. e
IfMtT).
Stale of South Carolina. I
('nunty of IJnion. f 11
B
Court of Common Pleas.
N. II llmvlihw lr t?t.,;,.#:iT
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against
Mary .1. Kllis, ft al. Defendants. '
T?? llio Defendants, Maud A. Hawkins,
(}. 11. Hawkins, l>. A. Hawkins.
Robert (ireer. Eugene (Ireer, (Dover
(Ireer, .lohn (ireeruiid Stie (Ireer, take 0
notice! J
That unless you procure the appointment
of a guardian ad litem to appear s
for you and defend this action in your q
behalf, we will, after twenty days from ^
the service of the amended summons
and complaint and notice herein, in
this action, upon you, apply to c. H.
I'eake. Esq., Master for Union County
and Stale aforesaid, at his otlice at
Union Court House at Union, S. ('., f
for an order appointing some suitable t
and competent person to appear for f
you and authorizing and requiring n
him to appear as your guardian ad r
litem and requiring him to def? nd this ?
act ion in your behalf.
BKATY <k WALKER.
Attorneys for Plaintiff. T
Union, S. C., February 28th, JPU5.
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Copgitsjht. 1004, bu S. L. Tiptop
"You arc uot go'lng out in all this J1
nin, are you, Betty?" j
"Why not?" Betty turned around s
lowly and looked at her mother. v
"Why not? Why, because it is pour- t,
ug?simply pouring!"
"Well, what of It? I'm not afraid of g
nin." And the young lady clasped her 'I
iloves with a snap, unfnstcnod her urn- t
irella and tripped out beneath the drip- , !
ting skies. i tJ
Hardly two squnwes had been covered ti
rheii Betty saw a young man coming a
oward her. Jack Winslow bowed, u
milc<l and stopped. Betty blushed. . V
"Why, really, Jack, what tempted you rt
ut to wude?" *
"What tempted Miss Betty away from a
er chocolates and novels?"
"Mr. K1 Hand's new picture." c
"Jove, that's Just my excuse! Say we n
o together." Jack looked anxiously, u
Istfully, at his companion. Miss Bet- . v\
r blushed more deeply. u
"Come along," said she. And togcih- , t<
r they walked ilowu the street. Ar- n
l-inir o 1 lin n?? ?rc? !!* ?*?
. .uh ?( V v?.v ? ? I ll?\v JIUUICU |f
irt the much talked of picture. at
Several people were Rtundlug before ai
In silent admiration. The painting
^presented a room, seated In the fore- I
round of which was the figure of a el
irl in 11 white gown. Iler black hair in
as parted and arranged in soft, thick hi
ills on both sides of her fair, pale
ice. In her hand she held two roses, w
red rose and a pink one. The trou- cl
led expression of her face told of per- c;
lexlty. A question was to be solved, tj
nt tlie answer could not be found. ai
Hetty clasped her hands with delight. d<
"Oh," she cried, "how perfectly beau- pi
fill it is! Oh, Jack, isn't she?Isn't fil
ic just perfect':" at
The young mail smiled dowu upon L
10 enthusiastic girl at his side. tv
"She is beautiful, hut not perfect." fr
"Why not':" bl
Hetty opened her eyes wido with d<
nazciuent. w
"Because," continued the young man,
die ought not to have any trouble in "t
towing whom she wants for her bus- s:
uid."
"Why not? One man might be rieb ti
iid the other man poor. Dou't you si
h? the pink rose is small and pale, hi
liile the other rose is a full blown In
jauty of a rich velvety red. r:
Jack shook his head. If
"Anyhow she should not hesitate for n
moment. She should take the man
le loves." {i r<
"Aiul be poor and miseruble all her 01
fe?" Inquired Hetty mischievously.
"Not miserable, hut poor and happy, gi
erfectly happy."
Jack Wlnslow was watching his comauion's
face. Hetty laughed.
"Well," replied she, "perhaps you are ei
Ight after all. Here comes Frank "
arlyle." ^
A tall, slender young man walked
iisurely up to M"iss Betty's side, and, P
owing slightly to .lack, he turned to- "
nrd tlie picture. P
"Well," remarked he after a mo
leni s silence, "sue is m a nx, isn t "
lie? Pink or red; It's down to a
lioice of a favorite color, it seems to a
le."
"Not at all," replied Jack testily. ?
Which does she love best?" ?
"Well"?Frank elevated his brows 1
s though surprised?"isn't that about n
hat I said? She lias a chance to se- v
?et her favorite now, and why <loesn't c
he do it without so much trouble?"
Hetty, who had been silently ndmirng
the picture during the conversalon,
now turned again toward her comanlons.
"She is a girl you know?" 1
"Yes," replied both of the young men
t the same time.
"A girl," continued Hetty, "lius to
fonder sometimes whether she knows
ier own mind or not. Here are two
lien. Both are kind and attentive to o
he girl. Boll) offer her tho best that <
ie has to give. Both pay her the high- n
st compliment tliat a man can pay to t
woman, for each one in turn nsks c
ier to be his wife. Ilere, on the one C
innd, are riches, a life with every wish r
;runtcd, a mother and father made n
omfortable, and a husband who loves a
ou. If she does not love him, she P
aspects and admires him. On the
ther hand are a life of everlasting h
conomy, a home where there may ai- h
fays he the necessities of life, but
cry few of the luxuries; a father and h
aother who must continue In their e
ame circumstances, a little trip now *
nd then when there chances to be an I
xeursion, and a husband who loves fi
on, who denies himself for you and h
rbom you in your turn love. Which h
hall it be?"
Without a moment's hesitation both
f tho youn^ men answered, "The man n
ou love."
Betty was twisting the chain of her
atchel around lier finger. She laugh- I
>d and shook her head when she heard 0
he answer. t
"Well, I sec that you are both as ^
'et at the romantic age."
"Are you?" j 1
Frank C'nrlyle looked down iuto the ?
air, sweet face close beside him. Bet- J
y looked at Jack Winslow. lie was Ii
rownlng. Then, turning her face once *
aoro toward Frank and looking mis- "
hievously sideways at Jack, she said, g
Who knows?"
Frank laughed and looked at his c
catch. s
"Half past 4," said he. "Well, I v
rmst be off. If you were going," look- ti
ng first at Betty, then at Jack, "why, t
t's so beastly unpleasant I thought I
crimps I might give you a lift In the F
arrlagsy" Jack declined ^wfCh thanks, u
a
I deep dimple shadowed Holly's pink
heck for a moment. Then, looking deaurely
at Jack, she answered Frank's
[uestlou.
"I would be ever so much obliged to
ou If you would just drop me at my
loor. Mother scolded because I came
nit, aud it will appease her wrath
omewbat to know that I came home
vitliout being touched by the rain."
Jack said nothing, but his face was
cry pale when Hetty gave him her
mnd at the carriage door. Frank tried
o coax him to change his mind, but
nek was firm, because Hetty did not
econd the invitation. Just as the curinge
door was about to be closed Bety
leaned out.
"Oh, Mr. Winslow, 1 have decided to
o to the Freeman dance Friday night."
"hen the cnrrlagc rolled away. When
hey arrived at Hetty's home neither
'rank Cnrlyle nor his companion saw
lie tlgure standing in the shadow of a
ree on the opposite side of the street,
ml when Frank left Hetty at the door
nd sprang ngnin into his carriage Jack
nnslow walked away with a sigh of
elief.
"Anyway," murmured ho, "she didn't
sk him to come In."
Friday night and the Freeman ball
nine at last. Betty stood before her
llrror looking at lier rellcction. The
r'liite mull gown, a gift from her aunt,
,*ho rarely gave her niece anything
forth mentioning, was very becoming
> the girl. She had arranged her hair
fter the style of Mr. Elfland's famous
icture, and she smiled as she looked
t#lhc change it made in her nppoarneo.
"If I weren't quite so pink and round
might look something like her, but
jc was pale and sad. Somehow I am
ot sad. I don't know why, but I feel
appy, wonderfully happy."
Turning away from the mirror, she
as just about to wrap herself in lier
oak when lier sister entered the room,
irrylug two narrow, white boxes. Bet
' dropped lior clonk, took the boxes |
id, opening one of tlicui, lifted out a
?op, rich rod rose, fresli nnd fragrant,
:oudly drooping its heavy head and
lling the room with Its odor. Petty exmined
the box, but there was no card,
nying the rose upon the table and
irnlng to the other box, she lifted
oui its depths a long stemmed, half
lown pink rose, delicate nnd yet won?rfully
sweet. This rose was also
ithout a card.
"How strange," murmured the girl,
[hat they should both have had the
line idea!"
For a moment Betty stood silent. The
vo roses lay upon the table. Suddenly
ic heard her mother's voice calling to
[?r that It was time to start. Wrapping
?r clonk nbout her, Petty turned and
in lightly down the stairs. A moment
iter the sound of carriage wheels
imbled along the street.
Put the roses? There was only one
>se now lying upon the table, only
ne, but its heavy perfume filled the
'hole room, and Its heart glowed like a
reat ruby.
Flrnt F.nropenn Almnnnc.
It is said that the first almanac print1
In Europe was probably the Ivalennrlum
Novum, by Regiomoiltnnus. It
as "calculated for the years 1475,
104 and 1515." In Budapest It was
uhllshod. Though It simply made men.on
of eclipses nnd the places of the
la nets for the respective years. It was
old for 10 crowns of gold, and the enire
impression was rapidly disposed of
i Hungary, (Jermany, Italy, England
ml France.
The first almanac?recorded as the
rsi? Known to rave been printed In
England was translated from tho
'rencb and appeare<l In 1497. Each
lontli Introduces Itself In descriptive
erse, as:
lalled I am Janeryere, the coldc.
In Chrlstipns season good fyre I love,
'ongo Jesu, that sometime Judas soldo.
In me v.-as circumcised for man's behove.
Three Klnges sought the sonne of God
above;
They kneeled downe, dyd Kim homage
with love
'o God, their L,orde, that is man's own
brother.
And so on for tho remaining months.
Not on Her Account.
Mary C.f the six-year-old daughter
>f n Presbyterian clergyman In a small
Jeorgla village, had a playmate, Jimay
by name, of whom it was her cusom
to make special mention in her
vening prayer at her mother's knee.
)ne evening, after some childish quarel,
Mrs. ('. noticed that the boy's
mine was omitted from the petition
ud said, "Mary, aren't you going to
ray for Jimmy tonight?"
"No, mother. He's a mean, hateful
toy, and I'm never going to pray for
ilm any more."
Her mother made no reply, not wlshng
to add fuel to the flame, imfl decid<1
to allow the j'outhful conscience to
vork out the problem In itj own way.
n a few moments she heard the little
:lrl climb out of bed, fall upon her
:neos and say In n tone of guarded
ndl (Terence:
"God, you can bless Jimmy If you
rant to, bnt you needn't do It on my
iccount"?Harper's Magazine.
A Mnicnlar Minister.
A Kentucky senator tells of a good
>1(1 Methodist minister In hia state in
he pioneer days who was a "Wuseufnr
Jhrlstlnn."
"One day," says the senator, "after
he parson had found It necessary to
dmlnister fistic punishment to several
oting toughs who persisted in dlsturbng
the meeting at one of the searchesrhieh
he served, one of ids flack, noted
s something of n hard bitter himself,,
ot up in meeting and said:
" 'It Is u solemn duty of this here
ongregatlon to stand by Pacrsoii Johnon.
lie does not seek trouble, but herd!
not show the white feather when
rouble is forced in his way. I believe
hat, unrestrained by divine grace,
'arson Johnson can whip any man InCentucky.
The Lord if with him. Let
f pray.'"
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Humor arid Philosophy
By DUNCAN M. SMITH 1
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PERT PARAGRAPHS. 8
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There nre men who are egotistical h
enough to expect opportunity to send o:
a search warrant for them. tl
? o:
A word to the wise is impossible. si
- tl
Work like a dog for sixteen hours a o:
day antl your employer's heirs win have p
time and money to investigate frenzied n
finance. q
_ tl
It is a mystery to the tramp why
freight trains should run nny other di- ^
rcctlon tlinu south in the winter.
o
Girls like a diamond engagement
ring, not necessarily as an article of
display, but merely as an evidence of t]
good faith.
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V
Widows, being sophisticated, are
harder to catch than they appear and
harder to please than they seem.
T
A fine run of sleighing makes a ..
nntlictip imnn>Kslnn mi tlin nura?i of
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the young men.
There are people who, even If they ?
could take a hint, wouldn't know what L
to do with It.
Slippery Sledding.
Icy Is the pavement. ,
SMippcry Is the street;
Don't know If you're standing It
On your head or feet. O
If yon are not careful I,
When you strike a rut
Ton will fall und almost a
Crack your cocoa nut. n
Start down In tlio morning.
Also In hot haste;
Late perhaps In leaving, K
Haven't tlmo to waste. p
Strike a bit of pavement
Where the Ico Is thick,
Just to help you hurry? O
Coino down double qulok. h
Comes a pompous party.
Dignified and fat. y
Coat without a wrinkle, h
Tall his shiny hat;
Loops tho loop or maybe _
The toboggan rides; "
Though you know It's wicked. C
Laugh to spilt your sides. ?
Wlion the walk Is glassy
As a villain's eyes. ^
Slippery for the sinner,
F"or tho saint likewise.
When without half trying
You can make a hit? ?
Bless me. It is pleasant f<
And delightful?nit. e
h
Had to Do It. t!
"Jenkins mode nn assignment the n
other day.** to
"For the benefit of his creditors?" c
"No, for the benefit of his wife. He n
is praying for his creditors." p
d
Can't See Him. <i
!
Of course tho king can do no wrong, t
But If be should get gay f
Tho wise police will know enough
To look tho other way. *
Good Union Man.
"Why don't you shino your own .
shoes?"
"I usod to, but I had to quit. You .
see, I am not n member of the bootblacks'
union."
Those Politicians. (
But when election day, alas, .
Has passed Into the book of fate,
They cannot see ua as we pass '
Or stand around outside and wait; 1
From that tlmo on we go to grass
Or come a-knocklng at the gate.
There only seems to bo ahead
A year of patient suffering. ,
We might aa well, perhaps, be dead.
But let us meekly bear the sting
And keep the briny tears unshed, (
Kor they'll be friendly In the spring.
Could See Through Him. i
"She Is h great mind render." <
"Yes?"
"Wbeu a tramp knocks nt her door
she always'knows that he wants pie."
1
Losing Its Charm.
"A college professor says It is not j
wrong to flirt."
"Too bad! Now tho girls won't care '
anything about It."
Sufficient.
An artist draws a picture.
An equine draws a dray,
A man who marries draws a blank
Sometimes, I've heard them say.
A thirsty man draws water,
A blossom draws a bee.
j If I can only draw my pay, i
That's good enough for me.
Natural Consequence.
"He Is full of prunes."
"What cotild you expect? He has
lived three years in e boarding house."
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BwaaV Monster Clgari.
One of the curiosities of Burma U s
[gar of monstrous aud alarming npea
ranee. whlcli every one smokes from
n early age. "The Indigenous Article
i a monster eight Inches loug." writes
O. Scott O'Connor In his book, "The
liken East" "It consists of chopped
rood, tobacco, molasses and various
erbs wrapped in the silver white skin
f a bamboo. So wide In diameter Is it
tat it completely fills up the mouth
f any young damsel who tries to
moke it. For presentation purposes
Ills long cheroot is often wrapped at
ne end In a coat of purple or gold
aper. It accumulates a formidable
inss of fire at the lighted end aud rculrcs
some skill in the smoking. But
lie Burnian infant acquires this skill
efore ho can walk und while he is
till at the breast. No one thinks of
molilng such a cigar through. Two or
Urcc long puffs, the lips of the smoker
tirust out to meet the circle of the
[gar, und It is put down or passed vu
> some good follow sitting by."
The M?n Who Lores Words.
"Other folks, of course, have their
oor pleasures," writes Ittclmrd Lc Galenne
in Harper's Magazine, "hut for
man who loves words no Joy the
,'orkl cau give equals for him (he hapIness
of having achieved a fine pasage
or a perfect line. When Thackray
struck his fist on the table, as
lie story goes, when he had finished
lie scene of Colonel Newcome's death
nd exclaimed, 'By God, this is genius!'
lierq was no empire he would have ncepted
In exchange for that moment.
PC often hear that your true artist is
ever satisfied with his work, his idea?
scapes him, the words seem poor and
felcss, etc., compared with the dream.
Plioever started that story knew very
ttle about tlio literary temperament
r he would have known that the words#*
re the dream. The dream does not
xist even as a drenm or only very Imerfectly
till it Is set down In words,
es, the words nfe the dream."
The Curious LimpcS*. ^
The limpets are a curious kind of ^
bellflsli. Thev resemble tlio nlmlones
l their habits. The Interior Is made
f the most brilliant colors, bronze and
idesceut hues predominating. They
re found on the west const of Mexico
nd are so large that the people use
tiem for wash basins. %
They are foroclous animals and prey
ritli great voracity on clams. The
rocess seems slow, but the limpet always
gets there. lie gets his cover
ver the unsuspecting clam and puts
is big foot on his shell, generally on a
reak spots. Then he whips out a long,
riry^tougue and proceeds to bore a
ole In his captive. When this is done
be shell flies open, and the limpet Is
ree to feast on the poor clam's carass.
He eats but a part and leaves
he rest for the flshes of the sen.
Puddlnff Wives.
Tho name of pudding wives was
iven to women who were occasionally
mployed In some English monasteries
or making pastry nnd delicacies that
all for the deft touch of a feminine
and. They were engaged by or with
he consent of the regular cook of the
aonastery and had a house or ehamer
in which to worn near the kitchen
ailed the pudding house. When aulinls
were slaughtered, especially when
igs were killed, about St Martin's
lay, these women's services were retired
to moke black puddings; hence
ho name pudding wives. They were
ailed in, too. for the making of pastry
n special occasions.
Better Than Aladdin'* Lamp.
Aladdin's famous lamp was doubtess
n very bandy little piece of brlc-a>rac
to have about the house, but there
s question whether It would be very
lighly esteemed In these days of ndrorHolnrr
srnn/lAi*a A1n4/1(n ??? ?
? V??o nvwnu* amuuul |iiuy- 4
rrly be regarded as n back number.
Whenever he wanted anytldng he had . ?
0 earn it by the sweat of Ills brow as
1 metal polisher. Nowadays people
vko want things p?t ads. In the news>apers?it's
much easier than rubbing
in old lamp?and they are served Just
is effectively as was Aladdin by his
jenii.?Philadelphia Record.
You'll Be Glad to Know Thla.
The lucidity of this statement, made
jy a medical journal, will appeal to all
lurried readers: "Further evidence of
iie complex character of toxins was
llso furnished by the studies of huenolysins
and bncterioiyslns, which had
dieir origin in the union of an amboceptor
and complement and were analigous
to toxins, the amboceptor repretenting
the haptophore and the complement
the toxoplidro group."
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Wlah Wan Gratified. f
Her head had dropped upon his shoul- wt
der.
"If only," he whispered, "thy cheek
could remain there foreverH'
Little thought ho what was to be.
Little thought he until he got home
and tried to remove her cheek from his
dress coat with ammonia and alcohoL
AppieN na "niBmekpa."
The apple 1b such a common fruit
that very few persons are familiar
with its remarkably efficacious medicinal
properties. Every one ought to
know that the very best thing he can
do Is to eat apples Just before retiring
fofr the night.?Family Doctor.
,
A Wlif Precaution.
Junior Partner?Our traveler ought to
be discharged. He told one of our customers
that I am an Ignorant fool.
Senior Partner?I shall speak to him <
and insist that no more office set rets
be divulged.
One nay.
Finish every day and be done with
It Yon have done what yon conid.
Some blunders and absurdities no doubt
crept in. Forget them as soon as yon
cab.?Emerson.
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