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small silver piece."
"Well aiul good," commented the jester.
"But there are conditions attached
to my clemency."
! "Conditions!" retorted the vagabond.
"What are conditions to a philosopher
once lie has reached a locrienl nssnr.
RDC'O ?"
"First, you must find me a horse.
Your Nanette, as I tnke It, Is n gypsy,
and in the cntup nre surely horses."
"But why should you want a horse?
'Tin not far to the eastle," snid the
puzzled scholar.
"No. but 'tis far away from It. Next,
toll nie where you got that small piece
of sliver, like the one 1 have promised
you?"
| "From Nanette."
"What for?"
' "To accomplish that which I have
failed to do," replied the student willingly.
"Rut. nlns, not having earned
it, have I the right idly to spend 11?"
he added dolefully, half to himself.
"Why did Nanette"? began the .tester.
Rul the other raised his arm with an
oxpnstulatory gesture. "Many things I
know," he interrupted, "odds and ends
of erudition, but a woman's mind I
know not nor want to know. I had as
soon question Beelzebub as her: yea, to
stir up the devil witli a stick. If sparing
my life is contingent on nty knowing
why she does this or that, thou let
me pay t lie debt of nature."
i "No. 'Tis slight punishment to tako
from a man that which he values so
little lie must reason Avitli himself to
learn if lie value it at all," returned
the duke's jester slowly. "We'll waive
ihe question if you liiul mo the horse."
" "Jls Nanette you must ask. There's
but one. old. yet serviceable."
"Then take inc to Nanette."
"Very well. Follow me, sir, and if
you're still of a mind when you see her
you en n questiou her."
"Why, is she so weird and witch-likc
to look upon?" said the fool.
"Nay. The devil hides his claws behind
the daintiest lingers, all pink and
| white, lie ooucoals his cloven hoof In
a slipper truly sylph-like."
"Yon nrouse my curiosity. 1 would
t'nin meet this fair monster."
"Come, then. Master Fool," replied
the scamp student, leaving the road for
the field to the right, and the Jester
after a moment's deliberation turned
likewise into the stubble, while the
h?ui><), ?o i? tialisUoil with the SCl'VlcO
it had performed, slowly retraced its
way toward the castle, stopping, however.
now and then to look around after
the two men, whose figures grew
smaller and smaller in the distance.
For some space they walked in silence.
Then the scholar paused and. pointing
to a low, rambling bouse that once lmd
been a hunter's lodge and now had
fallen into decay, exclaimed:
I "There's where she lives, fool. I'll
warrant she's not alone."
At the same time a clamor of voices
and a chorus of rough melody coming
from the cottage confirmed the assurance
his spouse was not indeed holding
6o|ltary vigil.
"'TIs e'en thus every night," murmured
the scamp student in a melancholy
tone. "She gathers round her
the scum of ail rudeness, ragged alchemists
of pleasure, who sing incessantly,
like grasshoppers on a summer
day."
"Where is the horseV" said the jester
aurupuy.
"Stalled in one of the rooms for safe
keeping. There nro go many rascals
and thieves around, you see"?
"They e'en rob one auother," returned
the fool.
Advancing more cautiously, the two
men approached the ancient forester's
dwelling, the hue and cry sounding
louder as they drew near, a mingled
discord of laughter, shouting and caterwauling.
with a woman's piercing
voice at times dominating the general
vociferation. The philosopher shook
ids head respondlngly, while, creeping
to one of the windows, the jester
looked In.
Upon the table, with cards in her
lap, which she studied idly, sat n hard
featured, deep bosomed woman, neither
old nor uncomely, with thick, black
hair, coarse as a horse's inane, cheeks
red as a berry, glowing with health. In
her pose was a certain savage grace,
an untrainmeled freedom which revealed
the vigorous outlines of a well
proportioned figure. Her eye was
bright as a diamond and bold as a
trooper's. When she lifted her head
she looked disdainfully, scornfully,
fiercely, upon the strange and monstrous
company of which she was
queen.
"Where can the thief frlnr be?" muttered
the student. "He is usually not
far off from sweet Nanette."
"You mean the monk who had a
hand in your nuptials?"
"Who clncV Cin on?,.n/>
. ..x, ??IV DVUIVO VI It I I 111,
he who gave her the money of which
Mho e'eu presented me n moiety. Whoever
employed him?was It your
friends, gentle sir??rewarded him with
gold. Being a craven rogue, I e'eu huhpect
him of shifting the task to myself
for a beggarly pittance, while be is off
with the lion's share."
The Jester, watching the company
within, made no reply. From the student
to the woman, to the friar, was a
chain leading- where? lie found it not
difficult to surmise. Suddenly Js'auette
threw down the cards and laughed
harshly.
I "JfclUier tire devil uor Ula WUld i
read the things Dint arc happening In
the cnstlel"
"Are you still minded to meet her?"
whispered the student to the duke's
fool.
For answer the Jester left the window.
stepped to the door and, opening
It. strode Into the room.
CHAPTER X.
the duke's fool suddenly appeared
In the crowded opartBE5e?R,1
uicnt the hubbub abruptly
IPaffisI censed. The uilnstrels and
mountebanks gazed In surprise nt the
slender figure of the alien jester whose
rich garments proclaimed him n personage
of Importance, one who had
reached that pinnacle in buffoonery,
the high office of court plaisanb The
gypsy, too. looked nt liim over her
shoulder, offering liim the full sight of
her bold checks and shameless eyes.
"Arc you Nanette, wife of this philosopher?"
asked the duke's fool, approaching
and indicating the miserable
scamp wlio clung near tbc doorway
as one undecided whether to en
"Yes, I nm Nanette, his true and
lawful spouse," she answered, with n
shrill laugh. "But what would yon
here, fool? A song, n jest, a dance, or
have you come to learn n new story or
ballad for the lordlings you must entertain?"
Unabashed, she approached
a stop near.
"Your stories, mistress, would bo
unsuited for the court, and your ballads
best unsung," he retorted. "I
came not to sharpen my wits, hut to
learn from whom the thief friar got
the small piece of silver you gave your
consort, and also to procure a horse."
Her brazen eyes wavered. "A horse
and a fool flying." she muttered,
"liven what the cards showed. The
fool seeking the duke." A puzzled
look crossed her face. "But the duke
is here." she continued to herself. "A
strange riddle. All the signs show devilment,
but what it is"?
"Good Nanette," interrupted the Jester
satirically, "I have no time for spells
or incantation.
"How dared you come here," she
said hoarsely, "after"? . j
"After your mate proved but an Indifferent
servant of yours?" ho concluded,
meeting her sullen gaze with
one so stern and Inflexible that before .
It licr eyes fell.
"Do you know," she said, endeavorlug
to maintain a hardened front, "I
have but to say the word and oil these j
friends of mine would tear you to
pieces? What would you do. my pret- ,
ty fellows, I ask you?" she cried out,
lier voice rising audaciously. "Would
you suffer this duke's Jester to stund
against me?" j
Glances of suspicion and animosity
shot from a score of eyes, lists were
half clinched, knives appeared in n
trice from the concealment of rags and
"- Ire you Nanette?"
a low nuirmur arose from the gathering.
An expression of disgust replaced
all other feeling on the features of the
duke's plaisaot.
"Spare uie your threats, Nanette,"
he replied coldly. "Had you iutended
to set them on me you would have
done It long ere this."
The woman hesitated. Something
about him?was it dignity or pride or
a nameless fear she herself experienced,
but could not understand??beat
down her eye*, and she turned them
doggedly away.
"There it is again," murmured the
woumu, bending over the hits of pasteboard
on the table. "The duke here!
And the fool ou horseback! What do
the cards mean?"
"That I must have the horse, Nanette,"
sold the duke's Jester, standing
motionless and firm before the tireplace.
"Are you the fool?" she asked, more
to herself than him. "Why does ho
wish to ride nwny?"
"Will you sell me the horse?" ho demanded.
"Sell you the horse? For what?"
asked the gypsy.
"For five gold pieces."
"A fool with five gold pieces'." she
exclaimed lucrcduloasly.
"Here! You may see them." And
he opened a purse ho carried at his
girdle.
"Do not let them know," she said
hurriedly. "They would kill you and"?
"You would not get the money," he
added significantly. "If you act quickly,
find me a horse and let me go; it Is
you, not they, who will profit."
Abruptly she rose. "It Is fate," she
remarked, her eyes greedy.
His glance as he stood there, proud
and stern, cut her sharply. "Say cupidity,
Nanette!" he laughed softly.
"It is more profitublo not to betray
me. In the one case you get much, iu
the other little."
"Stay here," she replied hastily; "I'll
fetch the horse," qjid she vuuiahed.
i A moment he raulue& t&co,
lately turning tft the door tbrotlgh
which she bad disappeared, opened It
and found himself in a combined sleeping
room nnd stable, a dark apartment
with floor of hardened earth nnd a single
window open to wind and weather.
On n couch under the window slumbered
nnd snored the false Franciscan
monk. By his side wus a tankard half
filled with stale sack, and iu his hand
he clutched a gold piece as though he
had had nn intimation it would be
safer there than elsewhere on his person
during the pot valiant sleep he had
deliberately courted. His hood bad
fallen back, displaying a bullet head,
red cheeks nnd purple nose, while the
wooden bends of this sottish counterfelt
of n friar trailed from his girdle
on the ground. From a stall in a far
corner a large, bony looking nag turned
its head reproach fully, ns if mentally
protesting against such foul quarters
and the poor company they offered.
"Why, here's n holy man worn out
by many paternosters," commented tbo
duke's fool, standing on the threshold,
and then gazed from the gold plcco in
the man's hand to the woman. "I need
not ask where yon got the sliver, Nanette.
'TIs a chain of evidence lending
?where?"
The gypsy replied only with dark
looks, regarding his Intrusion in this
inner sanctuary Q3 a fresh provocation
for her Just displeasnre. Crossing to
the couch, he shook the monk vigorously,
b'it the lutter only held his piece of
auviiey Hauler, iibc II lUltsur WUOSC
treasure la threatened, and snored the
louder. Again the fool essayed to
waken hlra, and this time he opened
his eyes, felt for his beads nnd commenced
to mutter a prayer In Latin
words strung together In meaningless
phrases.
"Why," commented the jester, "his
learning Is as false as his cloak. Wake
up. sirrah! Would you approach heaven's
gate with a feigned prayer on
your lips nnd a toss pot in your hand?"
"C'hrlsle tuum?I absolve you! I
absolve you!" muttered the friar. "Go
your way in peace!"
"Hear me, thou tramped up monk!
Do you want another piece of-gold?"
"Gold!" repeated the other tipsily.
"What?what' for? To?to help some
fool to paradise?or purgatory ? 'Tis for
tlie church I beg, good people. The
holy church?church, 1 say!"
Winking nnd blinking, seeing nothing
before him, he held out a trembling
hand. "The piece of gold! Glvo
It to me!" he mumbled,
j "Yes; In exchange for your cloak,"
answered the Jester.
"My cloak, thou horse leech! Sell my
skin for?piece of gold! Want my
cloak? Take itl" And the dissembler
I rolled over, extending his arms. The
| jester grasped the garment by the
sleeves and with some difficulty wblp.
ped it from him.
j . "Now hand me?the money and?cover
me with rags that?I may sleep,"
continued the beer bibber. "So"?as he
grasped the money the fool gave him
niul stretched himself luxuriously beneath
n noisome litter of castoff
clothes nnd rubbish?"I languish In ecstasies!
The angels?are singing around
me."
With growing sunwise nnd ill humor
had the woman observed this novel
proceeding, and now, when the Jester
had himself donned the false friar's
gown, she said grudgingly:
"You did not give him one of the Ave
pieces?"
"No; there are still Ave left."
"A bit of gold for n cloak!" she
grumbled. "It is overmuch. Hut there"
?unfastening a door that looked out
upon the Aeld?"givo me tlio money
and be gone."
He grasped the bridle of the horse,
banded her the promised reward and,
drawing the hood of the monk's garment
over his bend, led the nag out
into the open air. The door closed
quickly behind him, nnd he heard the
wooden holt ns It shot into place.
Above the dark outlines of the forest
the moon, full orbed, now shone in the
sky with a myriad attendant stars, Its
silver beams flooding the open spaces
and revealing every detail, soft,
dreamy, yet distinct. A languorous, redolent
air Just stirred the waving grain,
on which rested n glossy shimmer.
As the fool was about to spring upon
the horse a shadow suddenly appeared
around the corner of the house, and
the animal dnnced aside in affright.
Before the jester eould quiet and mount
the nag the shadow resolved itself into
a inan, and behind him came a numerous
band, the play of light on helmet,
sword and dagger revealing them
as a party of troopers. Doubtless, having
indulged freely, they had become
inclined to new adventures, and accordingly
had bent tlieir footsteps toward
the "little house on the verge of
' the wood," where merry company was
I ntwnys to be found. At the sight of
I the duke's fool and the horse they
presBed forward and, with one accord,
surrounded him.
"Tho Franciscan monk!" cried one.
"Where is he going so late with the
nag?" asked another.
"He's off to confess some one," exclaimed
n third.
"A petticoat, most likely, the rogue!"
rejoined the second speaker.
"Well, what have wo to do with his
love affairs?" laughed the first trooper.
"Hide on, good father, and keep tryst."
"Yes, ride on!" the others called out
Tho nmnk hnwc/l An Inlnrnintlnn
which bad promised to defeat his designs
seemed drawing to a harmless
conclusion. Ills hopes ran high; the
soldiers had not yet penetrated beneath
the costume; be bad already determined
to leap upon the borso in a
rush for freedom when n heavy, detaining
hand was laid 011 his shoulder.
"One moment, knave!" said a deep
voice, and, wheeling sharply, the fool
looked Into the keen, ferret eyes of the
trooper with the red mustaches. "I
have a question to ask. Have you done
that which you were to do?"
The friar nodded his assent. "The
fot .^UUffooM* tho daks no mors," tot
~\
fttosweMa.
"All,-he Is"? began the soldier. 4
"Even so. And now pray let me
pass."
"Yes, lot htm pass!" urged one of the
soldiers. "Would you keep some longiug
trollop waiting?"
Tlio leader of the troopers did not
answer; his glance was bent upon the
ground. "Yes, you may go," he commented,
"when"? and suddenly thrust
forth an arm and pulled back the enshrouding
clonk.
"The iluke's fool!" he cried. "Close
in, rogues! I.ct him not escape!"
Fiercely tlio fool's hand sought his
breast; thou, swiftly realizing that It
needed but n pretest to bring about the
end desired by the pretender In the
castle, with an effort he restrained
himself and confronted his assailants,
outwardly calm.
" 'lis a poor Jest which falls," he
said easily..
"Jest!" griinly returned he of the
red mustaches. "Call you It a jest,
tills monk's disguise? Once on the
horse, It would linve been 110 Jest, and
I'll warrant you would soon havo left
the castle far behind. Yes. and but
fer the cloven foot the Jest, as you call
it, would have succeeded too. Had It
not l?cen," lie added, "for the pointed
silken shoo peeping out from beneath
the holy robe, a covering of vanity Instead
of holy nakedness, you would
certainly have deceived me and"?with . _
a brusque laugh?"slipped away from
your master, the duke."
"The duke?" said the Jester as, casting
the now useless cloak from him, he
deliberately scrutinized tlic roguo.
"The duke," returned the man stolid1V
"Wall fhia cnnlla Ann anni4 fou
"I v?. "?'? night,
knaves," he went on, turning to
the other troopers, "for we must e'en
escort the jester back to the castle." v
"Beahrew lilm!" they answered of
one accord. "A plague upon him!"
And slowly the fool and the soldlera
begau to retrace their way across the
moonlit fields, the trooper with the red
mustuclies grumbling an they went:
"Such luck to turn back now, with all v
those madcaps right under our nose!
A curse to a dry march over u dusty
meadow! An unsnuctlfled dog of a
monk! 'Tis like a campaign with
naught but ditch water to drink. The
deuce take the friar and the Jester!
Forward, the fool in the center and
those he would have fooled around
him!"
( And when they disappeared In the
distance the gypsy woman might taavo
been seen leaving the house by the
stable door and leading In the horse.
{to ur coxrrstntD.) !
.The Block of the Kye.
The invariable blackness of the pupil
of the eye was a puzzle to scientific
men until Professor Helmholtz showed
It to be the necessary effect of refrae- ,
tion. Sufficient rays are reflected-fromthe
lM>ttom of the rye to rende: visible
the parts there situated, bnt sffice these
reflected rays In emerging from the
eye must traverse the same ocula %
, media through which they pnssed la
entering the eye It is evident that they
mast undergo the- same refractiou
which they uuderwent as entering rays,
only in nu opposite direction. The re,
suit of this Is that the paths of the
emerclnc nnd enterlnc mr? cotn/?M<?
I and the former will therefore return to
I the source whence as incidental rays
they originally started. There is nothing
in the pupil to reflect light?in fact,
it resembles a window looking into *
dark room.
I He Didn't Mind the F?(. ,
The London Chronicle relates 'that
during a dense fd&Jn London a military
man advanced in years lost his
way completely in the nocturnal vapor,
i Bumping against a stranger, he explained
his misfortune and gave his
address. "I know it quite well," said
, the stranger, "and I will take you
j there." It was souic distance, but tho
guide never hesitated for a moment on
the whole route. "This is your door,"
| he said at last as a house loomed dimly
j before them. "Bless my soul," said
the old gentleman, "so it Is! But how
on earth have you been able to make
your way through such n fog?" "I
know every stick and stone In this part /
of London," said the stranger quietly, ?
'Tot-1 am blind!"
The Klrnt "C?aard."
The first use of the word canard
(meaning a duck) in the sense of hoax
j is attributed to Norbert Cornelisseu,
. who, to give a sly hit at the ridiculous
pieces of intelligence in public Journals,
" circulated the report that an interesting
experiment had just been made calculated
to prove the extraordinary voracity
of ducks. Twenty were placed together,
and then one of them was killed
aud cut up into pieces, feathers and
all, and thrown to the other nineteen,
who greedily devoured it The process
was repeated until, as was nverred, the
last duck had enten the whole of his
nineteen companions. The story ran
the round of all the Journals in Europe
and so established tho appropriateness
of the term canard for hoax.
A Shock.
"Now, Henrv." she hp?in ?!?? ?
w , ? -O"^
jaw, "I roust have $10 today.**
"AH right," replied her husband,
"here It in."
"Gracious, Henry!" she exclaimed,
suddenly paling. "Wbat'a the matter?
I Are you III?"
Forbear mod Forgive.
I Do not expect too much from other*,
but remember that all have some II) nature.
whose occasional outcropping we
must expect, and that we must forbear
and forgive, as wo often deelre forIjoaranco
and forgiveness ouraolvee.
I The child la a bundle of lnstlncto, not
> a sheet of white paper.?0. 1L ArchlUMk