The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, January 06, 1905, Image 8
I GREAT GOD |
I PAN
I KEITH GORDON
Trenham arrived at Cantico at 1:30.
At 2 Norton's silent, efficient serving
nfhn was formally introducing him to
the Hutch?his for a month?a squat,
oriental looking building standing in
the tempered shade of the pines and
larches and containing all those touches
of home comfort usually ascribed to
feminine hands, but found in the modern
bachelor quarters.
At 2:30, his tweed suit changed for a
more informal costume, he emerged
from the low, broad doorway, stirred
by a pagan desire to get 4^>8er still to
nature, oat Into the dim, cloisters!
places of the woods, where he might
float dellclously upon a sen of silence,
whose calm was unbroken save by the
ripple of n bird note or the snapping of
a twig.
"I say, this is great!" burst from
his lips luxuriously ns he drew in long
whiffs of the suave air with its warm,
elusive scent of sweet growing things.
"This Is life. This Is what roan was
meant for."
As he ceased speaking he lifted his
face to the soft breeze that caressed
liis cheek like n spirit hand and thought
unflutterlng things of civilization. What
nfter all did this boasted condition
mean? What but crowded cities with
stone where turf should be, the roar of
trains, shrieking of whistles, whizzing
of autos, clattering of hoofs and the
griud, grind, grind of ofliee life. As he
thought of it now, looking as he was
straight into nature's smiling, inscrutable
face, it all seemed supremely ridiculous.
Fauns and satyrs, hamadryads
nnd naiads had Ihkmi wiser.
At the end of an hour's wulk he
found that the path ended abruptly at
a grassy knoll. For n few moments
Trenham gazed with an appreciation
too deep for words. Then, with a sigh
of contentment, lie sank down upon the
thick grass and stretched himself out,
his bend rcstlmr in the hollow of Ids
clasped bands, bis eyes narrowed to
slits like gatekeepers who would say
to the beauties about them, "One at a
time, please."
And presently the slits became narrower
and narrower.
"Spring." be murmured musingly, "is
just bursting into young sumiuerhood."
Then his lips twitched slightly, and lie
tried again.
"That apple tree looks like some
sweet, sedute (junker lady."
He stretched his eyes open wide, as
If to fling off some irresistible Influence.
"Good Lord, am I a poet after all?"
he demanded comically of the shadowy
self that always attends us, but
never so palpably as In solitudes. And
then he smiled and lay staring up Into
the great arch of the blue above him.
Again the silts grew narrow, almost
imperceptible. A line from a poem
learned in youth trailed across his
mind, "tirent I?nn is dead."..
"It's a lie." he murmured drowsily.
"Grent Pan Is not dead. Groat Pan"?
The murmur ended in a knowing
smile, the smile of one who has learned
for a certainty what fools most mortals
be, and that In turn faded into gravity.
Trenhain slept.
o *
"It's a regular sleeping beauty of a
place?bus a breathless, charmed air,
as If It were under a spell. I believe
there are fairies or godlings to be discovered."
So lind Nntlea Duke written to a
friend soon after coming to Cantico
fnr til ft Oil 111 mar 'ThneA #a*w
houses in the region ? n half dozen
within twenty miles?and her first impression
of the country was only deepened
by her long, solitary strolls. She
had a mystical feeling that there was
something to be discovered?some secret
that she was forever on the verge
of.
Godilng, gnome or fairy, she fancied,
might rise in her path at any moment
without causing her any surprise, and
so it was without dismay that she
stopped short at the edge of the wood
one day upon finding her favorite spot
already occupied.
For the fraction of a second she half
believed. Then she wholly disbelieved.
No godlings would appear in tan oxfords.
Saudnls were the utmost one
could concede! Still, as a mortal the
sleeping youth before her was worth
consideration. A glance told her that,
and she cautiously drew a step nearer.
He lay so that the spreading branch
of a tree shaded his face, his soft linen
hat tossed on the grass beside him, thus
revealing the thick dark hair that looked
as if it might have curled had not
Its owner sternly refused to hear of
auch a thing. His features reminded
her strangely of certain marbles she
had seen, they wero so massive, yet so
finished, and with girlish attention to
dress she bestowed on approving
glance on bis white negligee shirt, the
iMTes rouea up to tue elbow, and the
duck trousers to match. If lie was not
ffodllng he was at least n most attractive
mortal.
Daringly she stood and gazed at him,
tingling with the fear that he might
awaken, yet too interested to turn
away. The blue of her eyes was matched
by the color of the linen gown she
wore. Around her neck a dandelion
chain dangled like a cable of rich gold. 1
With a sudden movement she lifted
the latter, breaking off a part of It and
fastening it Into n wreath. Again she
hesitated. Then, with her nnderlip
held between her teeth In a way that
abowed two very merry dimples, she
CaPtCMcTtayplyli rOWi ^mTngvel
ope, scrawled something on nn unused
sheet and tore It off.
Almost holding her breath, she tiptoed
nearer. He was sleeping very heavily.
The scrap of paper she had twisted Into
the wrenth. At last s^ie stood within
an arm's length of his head. She
listened excitedly, but the long, even
breaths reassured her.
Slowly she bent over; lower and lower
the wreath descended until it rested
on the crisp dark hair. With ihe braced
air of a person who feels that ho is
likely to be shot ht any moment she
straightened up and waited, but he did
not move. Then, with a last ndmirlng
glance, for he looked like a veritable
flower crowned god now, she fled back
along the path and In a moment had
disappeared in the woods.
Trenhatn woke from a slumber so
deep that his very Identity was lost.
I^ong, lazy shadows darkened the
swnrd about him. Who?what?where?
Something pressed upon ids forehead,
nnd Instinctively his hand went up, his
fingers groping engerly for some meaning
in the soft, damp mass thnt met
their touch. Then they closed upon the
object nnd brought it around where his
eyes could help.
lie stared at It In silence for n mo
I mcnt.
"Crowned, l?y Jove!" wus his dazed
exclamation when lie at Inst found
speech. The scrap of paper caught Ills
eye, and-he detached it, smoothed it
out and looked at it with absorbed curiosity.
"I salute thee, great Pan," was scribbled
thereon In a girlish hand. And at
the words a light dawned upon lilm.
Who was she. and what was she like?
How strange that she, too, should have
been thrilled with the same weird
sense of the nearness of pagan gods!
The dandelions were curling up like
tired children, but Trenhntn carried
the wreath home as carefully as If it
had been of the flowers of Kden, and
he smoked many pipes that night in
the soft gloom of Norton's roomy porch,
wondering how and when and where
they would meet and whether her eyes
were blue or gray and whether she was
tall or short, dark or fair, his lady of
dreams.
Afterward he plumed himself upon
having recognized her instantly, though
If the truth were known it required no
great perspicuity. Asked to dinner by
the Stantons?the nearest neighbors,
though three miles away?be had accepted
on the chance of getting some
clew to the young lady,
j And lie did. At the sight of him the
only other guest, a young woman with
the bluest of eyes, gave a startled but
pleased look that flashed into her eyes
and out again so quickly that he would
scarce have been sure save for the
slight, flush Hint hacked up his theory.
Later on it transpired that she was the
' one girl in the neighborhood, and matrons,
Trenhntn shrewdly argued, would
scarcely l>e up to such pranks or even
lutiiaiuii in me grinii gou fail.
, For tlio rest there arc people who are
still scandalized when they remember
the queeroess of the Trenham-Duko
wedding. It toik place In sylvan style
a yenr Inter 011 the knoll overlooking
the river, and the bride wore?enn you
believe It??:i wreath of dandelions.
j
A Popular Target.
! During the fnmous Fenian raids in
the seventies of tlie last century Colonel
Albert Clarke of Boston went to
the Fenian camp near the Canadian
border. The camp of the Canadian
( troops wns but a short distance away,
i One day Clarke, wearing a iiglit colored
stovepipe hat, was strolling along
j through the fields a mile or so from
, camp. Suddeuly the report of a rifle
, rang out, and his hat fell to the ground.
Clarke picked it up and jammed It
down more tightly over his head. Another
report sounded In the opposite db
rectlou, and Clarke then realized that
I mm9 um%> if ?tn iuu tuuoc hi iuc anug. ne
i started to run and the bullets began to
fly thicker and faster. When, after a
! hard run, he reached a piece of woods
| that afforded shelter he looked at his
I new tile, and to his dismay It was a
total wreck. There were all of twenty
; bullet holes in it, but not one struck its
owner.
The sharpshooters of both the opposing
forces had been amusing themselves.
at the expense of the editor's
headgear.?St. Louis Republic.
Defended Hie Theology.
A colored Virginia preacher announc-ed
one Sunduy morning: "Broddern
an* sistern, I shall discourse dls
mornin' on de power of de miracle, an'
I am gwine ter take as example de
: chillern of Isreal a-crossiu' of de Red
| sen. Der wus Moses on de brink of
I de sea, an' right bebln' him wus de
| army of Pbarol). An' all at once'st,
I breddern, de sea froze over es solid es
a rock, an' de cbillern an' Moses walked
across." In the congregation were
some young negroes who had been to
college and whose orthodoxy had been
, slightly warped. One of them arose
I and said, "Why, parson, that can't be
; possible, 'causo the geographies tell us
that water don't freeze at the equator."
i The old mun hesitated a moment and
1 then replied scornfully: "I Jest knowed
one of you yonng niggers wus gwine
ter dispute de work of de Lawd. Young
man, when tbo Red sea froze der
i warn't >? ?1 - "
| wwmmmmm ? UV (|CV0ia|IUJ H11 UCl" WttTU I DO
equator."
Wllllaa < Sell Oat.
| The mayor of New York walked
dpwitthesteps of the city ball the oth.
er oven nig and bought a paper from a
newsboy. While waiting bla change
. .he said, "Well, my little man, how ia
business today?' The little merchant
looked up and answered, "On de bum!"
The mayor thought for a moment and
Anally said: "Keep at It, my little man.
You bare a chance to become the president
some day." The little fellow answered
Immediately, "Drt rolgbt be ao,
toot JDl atfll n>o -cbgpooe fx it m&e)
j'li^f uj#r 1
L''hASfaivwt :SSmiiSSSBKSa^SE^L
| A A I
Humor and Philosophy
By DUNCAN M. SMITH
, Copyright. 1904. by I)unci:n M. Smith. J 11
PERT PARAGRAPHS. s
A t|
I It would be u menu trick on a man tl
| for bis wife to rig up a wood sawing
attachment to Ids exerciser. ii
I n
! A girl does not mind it so much . v
when her lover keeps her waiting If he tl
was earning a few dollars while he was , a
detained. j a
? o
f'Nti too w/?AP- )
j
Some people lire so elieny anil calloused
In their cheapness that you enu u
buy them for a cent's worth of,any- ii
tiling and then can't give 'em away. v
? h
A red headed man may or may not c
he as bright as he looks. o
s
A hen is not a good business lady or t
she would lay all of her eggs In the h
i winter, wlioii'the price is high. e
? f
Good looks do not go far with n 3 i t
per cent money lender. s
? t
The cowboy is becoming an extinct
1 species, although lie carries any num- i
ber of guns. c
? ii
11 Is an ill wind that helps nobody, x
When a man buys a gold brick it does x
: ids neighbors a world of good. t
_ o
Ail old bachelor's opinions on mur- t
J rlago are about as valuable as a set- f
ting hen's on music. <3
_ (
The powder on u woman's face is a
clear confession that' she isn't what she
used to he.
- 1
The country's greatest danger lies in I
the fact that there are so many men
trying to save it. I c
{ 1
In addition to heing blind, Justice, <
sad to say, is also quite lame at times. \ J
1
1
I .off'if** L?1* Enough.
vk "Have you heard B
I | . the latest story?" j t
J [ "Is It any l?isr ! ?
lyS. ^ OX,,, than the one my t
11/ ^ ^UI8*,nn<' 'old me t
fyI when he came J
1,on,e nt 2:30 this , j
morning?" I
Keeping Busy. J.
The surge of the wind In the frozen Btreet ,
Is strong ns the tide of the sea;
The sharp, steely points of the icy sleet I f
Are piercing as piercing can be. ! (
I gather my strength and my courage
thin *
And tackle a job that I hate like sin. <
The storm king has swept, in his anger
bold. '
The snows of a thousand long years. I
Has burled my sidewalk In crystals cold, f
Has heaped 'em clear up to my ears, .
Has drifted and he. ;>cd them horribly ,
high. '
The man who must clear "em away is I. <
No tramp heaves in sight to be bribed to .
work,
No urchin appeals for the Job; 1
My neighbors. I'm sure, would not let me i
shirk; .
They simply would call mo a slob
If I should allow any snow to stay.
And so I must shovel it all away. <
As fast as I clear off the confounded ?
stuff I *
The blizzard just slips In behind | t
And banks up the rear with snowdrifts
enough
To drive a man out of his mind.
I'd rather reside in a flat with Its woes
Than live In a house of my own?when It ]
snows. I
Wanted a Steady job. ,
"Do you think the doctor can cure ?
her?" ,
"He uiny help her, but he has too f
good n business head to completely ,
cure a lady with as much money as ]
be has." ,
<
Owed on It. <
Her face was her fortune, I
But, looking, you'd bet (
At once that the lady .
Was deeply In debt.
His Class. \
"He took three prizes at the fat stock
how."
"What was he entered In? The hog
department?"
Too Strong.
"Is your daughter going to marry the
college student that Is paying attention
to her?"
"Not mnoll Vrtll l>at ?!?? '
wvv DUC UVUOU L lliAl* 1
ry any man I can't lick."
A Business Head.
Though Innocent Qfn ^QF 1
and free from Xsp MjA I
*"" /IN /i4
Tha actreea I A ygn J It {
may appear. f-A |^\
The man who 3 ,/t\ IH J
I teal i her "/?/ Im
diamonds f |
Zs hired by the
w ,
Good Sign, i <
"The l?4y mturt bo his wl/a."
"Wfcyr J
AARKS OF ILLNESS ON NAILS '
low Accident and Great Mrnlnl Am*
gotih Are Alao Indicated.
"One who makes n close study of
nger nails will llnd many curlouti '
hlugs about t! em to excite I is won- ;
or and luterest," says an expert on
ucb matters, "but none ino:*e so than
lie stories of physical condition told In
heir growth.
"You kuow that the nail of i person
l good health grows at t!:e rate of !
bout one-sixteenth of an inch each
reek?slightly more than uiany autioritics
believe?but during Illness or
ftcr an accident or during times of
lentttl depression this growth is not
nly affected and retarded so far as
s length Is concerned, but also as reards
its thickness. The very sliglitst
Illness will thus leave an iudelible
lark on the nails which may be rendly
detected as the nail grows out. If
ne has a sudden attuck, such as acute
heumatlsin, which sends the tempcrture
bounding upward to 104 or 105 j
rltliln the space of two or three hours,
t will be found on the nails, indicating
he difference In thickness of growth
etween the time when health was en- ,
oyed and the thin growth of the 111 peiod.
'Tf the illness Is one that comes grndnlly.
like typhoid fever, for example,
ustcad of a ridge a gentle incline '
rill appear on the uuils. Should one j
mve an nrm broken the thick ridge I
an be seen only on the fingers of the I
lie bund, but In all cases of general I
Ickness the ridge or slope appeal's on '
he fingers of both hands. When one
ins passed through n period of extreme
xeitemont or mental depression, the
act will be imprinted on the nails ei- !
her with an nbrupt edge or a gentle
lope, according to tlie ncuteness of
he mental influence.
"In no instance can the marks of illless,
accident or mental condition be
learly seen on the nail until after the
irowtli has carried the line beyond the
vhite or half moon portion of it, but a
reek or two subsequent to any of these
bings the ridge or slope may be found
m the nails, usually readily visible to
be eyes, but if not the mark may be
ouud by running the tip of the finger
lown any of the nails."?St. Louis
Jlobe-Pemocrnt.
STRANGE CHECKS.
Clie Odd Annortment Collected by .
One Ilank Ulork.
A torn linen collar. <f piece of lath, a 1
uff and a half dozen other odd obects
hung above the bank clerk's desk.
"My collection of queer checks," the
oung man said. "Each of those things
s a check. Each was duly honored.
Sacli has a story.
"1 have been collecting queCr checks '
or three years. That piece o' lath
itarted me. A western hank houored ,
ha lath for $250. It was made out as
i check by the owner of a sawmill, who
vas out at the plant with his son, thlry
miles from any house, and totally
ivlthout paper, let alone a check book.
The money was needed to pay off the
lands. The sawmiller wrote on the
nth jpst what a check correctly druwn
ins on it, aud he sent liis son in to the
lank to get the money nud to explain.
The Intli check was honored after some
li8CUSSion ninoncr flip liiink's ntHppra
"The cuff .check was drawn by an
ictor who had become slightly intoxijated,
got Into a fight and been arrestjd.
He was treated cavalierly in his
jell. They wouldn't give him any paler,
and he bribed a boy to take the
jheck to a bank. The boy got the
lioney, and with it the actor paid his
ine. Otherwise he'd have been jailed
'or ten days. Thus the cuff check may
>e said to have saved a man from pris>n.
"The check written on that linen colar
won a bet of $5. A man bet a wonan
that a check made on a collar
would be cashed, and of course he won
Ills bet.
"Your bank, If you carry a good acjount,
will honor the most freaky
jhecks you can draw up. In such moncey
business, though, It won't encourige
you."?Chicago Chronicle.
Kve'ii Apple.
A botanical friend showed me not
ong since what he said was the ap?le
that must have temnted Eve In
fvliat was surely a tropical fruit garlen.
It was a little bit of on oriental
:rab, about a third of an lucb in dlimeter,
and, of course, it was bitterly
sour! My philosophizing friend pointid
out that, of course, the fruits in
Eden were the naturul "wild" fruits,
md be was wondering whether the fall
it mankind would not have been aciterated
if the attracting tree bftd
i>een hung with a fair crop of -the
tempting golden or crimson varieties of
today.?Country Life In America.
The Opposite War.
He was a Rhodes scholar at Oxford.
He had come from Germany and was
receiving his first lessons in rowing.
"Back water," said the coach. The
Serman did not understand. The coach
explained that it meant to nse his oar
"In the opposite way," and the Rhodes
man followed instructions to the letter
us nearly as he understood. He lifted
tils oar from the rowlock and put the
handle into the water.
As Always.
What is your occupation, may 1 |
ask?" Inquired the passenger with the
ikullcap.
"Map maker," said the passenger in
Fhn 1 C* llnnn
i>uv avriajs uucu lllOlO(?
"Publisher, eh?"
"No; soldier."?Chicago Tribune.
PrcMrvUK tke Spell.
Nell?He seems to be devoted to yon.
Belle?Yes. Nell?Why don't you marry
him? Belle?Oh. I like to have him
levoted to me.?Philadelphia Ledger. ,
Oblivion is the flower that grows
:
Humor and Philosophy
By DUNCAN M. SMITH
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Copyright. 1304, by Duncan M. Smith.
GOOD RESOLUTIONS.
On Now Year's day wo all swear off,
No matter though the ladles scoff.
No more for us the brimming wine
Or other follies In that line;
Down virtue's path we gayly start
Perched high upon the water cart.
Wo see the folly of our ways
And swear that all our futuro days
Shall be on lines quite different cast
From those that marked our wabbly past;
In fact, wo rather think that wo
May buy a halo, c. o. d.
How virtuous Is simple man
In contemplation! Then this plan
Moves forward without Jailor hitch,
Avoiding every rut and ditch.
Ho doesn't for a moment think
He'll ever take another drink.
Ah, well, it Is a story old!
About a weok of it will hold
Tho average man who turns a leaf;
Ere many days he comes to grief;
He throws tho throttle open wide
And drinks enough to feaze the tide.
But though poor man docs not make good,
It mtv^fus well be understood
That-*?'A trying helps a bit.
For just a single week of it.
Though failing later, makes him learn.
And he hus charity to burn.
Virtue In Prunes.
It is hanl for us to believe that tho
humble, unobtrusive prune is one of
the heultliicst of fruits, and yet the doetor
assures us that it is.
It is for the lofty and noble inirpose
of Increasing the health of her boarders
and not for the sordid reason that
they cost less
CSgL * h n n peaches
Lp? and ereani that
V# the landlady
/ 1 * makes such a
( \AJX specialty of
"kes to
7/\\ see her board/(//
\ \ / [ \\ crs abounding
IHi \ \ LJ Vj 'n health that
of they may be
strong to eat
and digest the other articles of fo<^
that adorn her modest board.
The landlady is a philanthropist in
disguise, but tlio disguise is so clever
that few ever penetrate it.
But, speaking of prunes being
healthy, haven't you ever noticed that
after you have eaten heartily of tlieiu
three times a day you feel as though
you could go out and lick a policeman?
Physical Inability.
"I think that Brown has a streak of
mental obliquity."
"Why do you think so?"
"Asked him the other day when he
was going to hand me that ten that he
owes me, and he replied that he has
sprained both wrists and is not able to
do any manual labor Just now."
The Wise Worm.
I hate to arise in the morning;
I really do, Indeed,
Because I always like to feel
The early bird lias had his meal
Beforo upon the scene I steal
To worm my way Into the deal
And get the stuff I need.
The First One.
"Is he original?"
"You cnu judge for yourself, lie had
his picture taken and didn't say anything
about breaking tbe camera."
?
A Fiphtinor Man.
"He is the hero of two wars."
"Civil and Mexican?"
"No; Cuban and matrimony."
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
When culled into court on n breach
of promise case, the ready letter writer
understands why the wise man makes
love with his eyes.
Peanut
peddlers look on the police as
a sort of necessary evil.
It does seem at times as though the
fool killer was most shamefully neglecting
his work.
While the mikado writes poetry, he
is not a true poet, for he has never had
the thrill that comes with a return
slip from a publisher declining, with
thanks.
While Christmas comes but once ft
year, we may be thankful that pay day
drops around oftener.
A man can always boo the point of
his own jokes without putting on
specs.
It is a mighty doubtful compliment
to tell a man that he is a good judge
of whisky.
One of the bets that a wise man will
overlook is a bet on a sure tip on a
horse race.
More men would swear off on Jan. 1
if they could do it by proxy or by issuing
orders to the hired man.
No man can realise how the modern
health faddists would look askance at
the pies his mother used to make.
A*.
A check has no literary merit, yet the
magasine editors are always more than
n'mimi to accent It
REVEALED TH^ TRU i .
How the Kacte In n Will Forge. ,
Cum Were Broaght Oof. ??
Iu liis capacity as judge Lord Brampton
always insisted on the imperative
demand that every case should be investigated
in its minutest details. Upon
small points the great issue of a
case depends. As exemplifying this
Lord Brampton cites a curious case
thnt came before liim on the western
circuit:
"A solicitor was charged with forging
the will of a lady, which devised
to him a considerable amount of her
property, but as the case proceeded it
became clour to me that the will was
signed after the lady's death and then
with a dry pen held in the hand of the
deceased by the accused himself while
he guided it over a signature which he
had craftily forged. A woman was
present when this was done, and as
she had attested the execution of the
will she was n necessary witness for
the prisoner, and In examination In
chief she was very clear indeed that It
wns by the hand of the deceased that
the will was signed and that she herself
had seen the deceased sign it.
Suspicion only existed as to what the
real facts were until this woman went
into the box, and then a scene highly
dramatic occurred in her cross examination.
After getting an admission
that the will was signed in the bed,
with the prisoner near by, the woman
was asked:
" 'Did be put the pen into her hand?'
?Yes."
" 'And nssi3t her while she slgued the
will?'
" 'Yes.'
" 'IIow did ho assist her?'
" 'By raising licr in the bed and supporting
her when he had raised her.'
" 'Did ho guide her hand?'
" 'No.'
" 'Did he touch her hand at nil?'
" 'I think he did just touch her hand.'
"'When he did touch her hand was
she dead?'
"At tliis last question the woman
turned terribly pale, was seen to falter
and fell in n swoon on the ground k
aud so revenled the truth, which she
had come to deuy."?I.ondou Mn\l.
RICE TABLE.
The Principal Dlnh at the Midday
Meal In Java.
In Java, as in most really warm countries,
it is customary to rise early and <
to take a cup of tea or coffee, together
with a biscuit and some fruit, immediately
on leaviug one's bed. This is
followed by a more substantial breakfast,
but the first really serious meal is
served at half past 12 o'clock and is
the equivalent of the French "dejeuner
a la fourchette" or the Anglo-Indian
tiffin. This meal is called rice table?
"rystafel"?from the principal dish, a
very elaborate curry, in the preparation
of which the Malay cooks are especially
skillful.
Tho peculiarity of the rice table consists
in the number and variety of
dishes presented. From these dishes
ttio guest has to select tbe materials
which, together with the rice upon the
soup plate before him, are to const!*
tute his curry. It is also as well to
know beforehand that oife is not required
to lunch solely on curry, but
that the rice table is succeeded by
courses of ordinary luncheon dishes.
It is a case, therefore, of "embarras de (
rlchesses." \
The second danger is that of making
up one's curry "not wisely, but too
well," and leaving neither appetite
nor capacity for the beefsteak or for
any of the other solid dishes which
subsequently appear and which under
these circumstances only produco a
feeling of mingled horror and consternation.
It is then that one suddenly
realizes that the rice table is merely a
sort of tremendous "liors d'oeuvre."
There are two dangers to be avoided.
In the ilrst place, It Is quite possible,
In spite of the number of the dishes
presented singly, to sny nothing of an
octagonal tray containing a separate
chutney in ench of its nine compartments,
to get no lunch nt all, for nothing
is easier than after saying "neln"
to a succession of frivolous compounds
to dismiss the one solid and palatable
dish.?Pearson's.
Think: Straight.
It would be Impossible for a lawyer
to make u reputation In his profession
while continually thinking: about Jnedicine
or engineering. lie must think
about law and must study andibecome N
thoroughly Imbued with its principles. \
It is unscientific to expect tjv attain V
excellence or ability enough ko gain
distinction in any particular lliae while
holding the mind upon and continually
contemplating something radically different.?8uccess.
I
Sign ot the Gamble^ J
When you see a man ext&sslveljr
hlncd up, new overcoat, new hat, .tefcgpBff
trousers painfully creased, shoes that
reflect linnges of the surroundings; .
when you see him enter a car, throw
the tall of his coat up his backl before jfl '
dropping Into n seat, stretch l^ut his
Iok?, jerk up his trousers and begin to Jy
clean bis nails, it Is safe to bet f l>OOOrf|KLj?^
000 be is a successful gambl^n?Nsw^^BBftfej
York Press. Y' '
A Hard Taalc. >
MIdcret?The fat lnriv snva h?S ?<V"' _y3s^E.
bard time making both ends meet 'SfiE '
Giasseater?Was sbe in debt when afe'^'Sbfe
said that? Midget?No, she was} tryiifc
to put on her belt.?Chicago Ne^n.
HI? Lack Cbaaged,
"John," sbe said reproachfully aij^^UEUt.A
came home at 2 a. m., "yon havA
out again."
"No, my dear, 'pon honor.
Forgiveness is a woman's pHvJflJHmftHHr'
is it not? And to need it is a maSwB * **
Use tries Banm-M&swaU^ /vJ
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