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CHATTER XXV. 1
GEOUCJE stared ?t the trium- '
pliant detoetive in surprise. It
seemed impossible Hint what '
he stated could l?e true. Miss
Hull v.-ns the very last person whom {
Brcudoti would have accused. I
"You must mean Margery," said (
tleorge after a time.,
"No, I don't," re-' d Bawdsey in a
determined volc<\ * mean Miss Bull,
or, as you know her, Miss Jenny HowB
nrd."
"But what reason"?
"Ah, that's a long story! She shall ,
tell you herself."
"Have you had her arrested?" j ,
"Not yet. But she will ho arrested 1 t
before the end of the day. I have nl
ready communicated witli Scotland
Yard. It was your idea about Margery
that put tno on the scent," Bawd- 1
soy said, with great complacency,
"though, to be sure, I had my suspi- ,
clous before. It was to watch Miss
Bull that I canic here."
"What made you think that she was ,
guilty?"
"Well, it seemed to me that she was .
the only person who could have killed
Eliza. She and Eliza hated one another
because of their mutual love for
your father."
Georce groaned. "NY 11 at u lot of trou- ' ;
Me his father had caused with his 1
i handsome looks and charming man- ,
f ners! Even after ills death the fata.
attraction he exercised seemed to brin^.
about disaster. "She did not kill Mrs.
Jersey on that account," he said.
"Wait ti'1 vou hear. She will tell
you. In fact isked me to send foi
you, as she wishes to speak."
"Let me hear how you cuune to learn
thot this poor creature struck the
blow. You say the* It was some retnurk
I made which"? ,
"Yes, it was," said Bawdsey eagerly,
throwing himself into a seat. "Your ^
! remark that Margery might be guilty"? j
"One moment," interrupted George
In bis turn. "I may tell you that I
have seen Mr. Ireland, and lie declares
that he never was near the house on I
5 ?ai ? tlmt ,1C knew notll,nB of rj
** '-3 "a &JPcou:,ntl that he had no /
"? ~ikey. lie 1b innocent."
y'ow that I liave heard Miss Hull I
fW that, sir. She's the one."
' v. ' Veil, and how did you find out?"
' i iwdsey cleared his throat and he?wlth
a most important air: "I
in ?. ' i M1 Tiirrrr'1 with your Idea that Mar- J
yfjjg'jiilKht he guilty," he said, "and
flymJ ' turned it over in my own mind 1
on/jpuglit it more and more probable. ?
su* <*TCt?rc determined to get Margery
and work on her fears. Well, it J
Sj this morning in the sitting room.
^jb Hull had gone out and had left *
I?|-gery to make up some accounts. 6
of ie girl was laboring away at them *
tead getting into a hopeless mess. I
to due to speivk with her and offered to *
ano tliem. I Boon put the accounts to
fights and then began to talk of Miss t
1,1 JW-'Why of Miss Bull?" 1
; tf f "Why"?Bawdsey pinched bis lip? ,
Hi/I thought at the time that Margery
Cl%ns guilty, and that if in talking to (
it Vr 1 laid the blame on Miss Bull the *
. J* )? I ?UI?IU N|li:ilK UUU
Af\ Tj^Vcll, you accused Miss Bull of the
\ Dr u way I did. Margery denied it." *
lfcr ~*AVhat did you say?"'
Y "That slie might as well confess. 1 |
'. jr<J?cl?red that I liad evidence to prove
//xfillliss Bull's guilt, nnd that she would *
I ilbe arreste<l when she came back. 1 de- fi
y piare, Mr. Vane, I thought the girl *
1 would strike me. She was like a wildktrnt."
B
let }''I wish she hnd," growled George.
j / plv "She said if I arrested Misa Bull she ''
lit Q^Would kill me. 1 said, 'As you killed v
/?% gbll ar aunt.' She up and said: 'Yes, I 1
ev licr' M'88 18 innocout' ttn<* a
X S> i j "ow she Is.' Of course, when she
,1 r the fact, I at once began'to ^
jktir * Bull." '
" , y I vou do that?" 8
\' b Margery had been guilty E
1 ihave owned up. But if *
y i guilty, Margery would e
; the guilt on herself. c
Vvn*. -v ^ was threatening me '
aiv >ii\f rule guilt on herself. Miss
W flj* In Thaf InnM -1-1 A_
!. jr |*" ovu^/m ?ui ittU Ui "
L1 i her feet, crying that I
I hut that ahe would die for
ffcs Bull." a
i hi did the woman aar't"
f/- 1 JW mo * kne\
i *" /' ??oanded how I founu ?/U?U |
I ' -it that was my business. ?
i 4 vmeil a rat and suspected
I A tdufflng. She would bare d
I A- yngue, but Margery was In
'< Wr for her friend that she v
jwlth the whole story." I
') m is half wltted. All this may a
lijbt be true." j
' t Qh, yes. It Is. When Miss Bull saw a
, *hut the game was up she sat down
tev|UMl admitted that she had killed Mrs.
to Glei,er*ey- 81,e a,so 8nl(1 tliat Bho WM *
-> , flnnoin*lad tl,c trutl? 1141(1 come to light."
t %ik1? "s,4C wa* raving," said George In?
^credulously.
ClrJ "No; wasn't. She told me the
ffi|wholc story in the calmest manner, 0
b, VVjgust as thougli she were asking me to
M|P|vf a cup of tea. Then she asked me
Wp send for you and sat down to play |
*Tatience. She la desperately anxious to
see you."
George shuddered and followed 1
Bowdsej down the ttajrs. II ?m(| 1
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By FERGUS HUME, j
Author of "The Mystery of a J
Hansom Cab," Etc. ** i
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Lcrribk to him that such n fragile littlo
?re..lure as Miss Hull should he subjected
to this disgrace, lie did not
LMhdonc her crime. She had acted
wrongly ami must take the consequences.
Hut he could not forget that
die was Dorothy's aunt, and he wished
lie could see some way of rescuing her
From this dreadful position.
Miss Hull was, as Hnwdscy had stated,
playing patience. Seated at the
rcry table where her victim had sat,
die dealt the cards and seemed quite
Interested in the game. Margery was
seated in a chair near at hand, looking
with tearful eyes into the face of her
Friend. Heyoml the fact that Miss Bull
was whiter than usual she showed no
signs of emotion.
"You have come, George," she said,
addressing him by liis name. "I am
5lnd to see you. Mr. Hawdsey, you
uny go."
Hawdsey shrugged his shoulders and,
with a glance at George, went out.
After all, he had heard the story before
ami did not particularly care to
lienr it ncnlu. Besides. Hnwilsnv wnu n
ilndty inan, nnd ho folt sorry that lie
[ind proceeded to such extremities.
Miss Bull sltullled her pack of cards
ind laid them away in a box. "I shall
ilay that game no more. 1 have been
llaying patience all my life, but the
>nd lias come, and I am glad it has
onie. 1 suppose you were astonished
vlien Mr. 1? wdsey told you?" said
he. looking with piercing eyes at
trcndon.
"I was. I never thought that you?
ou"?
"That I would kill Mrs. Jersey," Unshed
the woman quietly. "Why not?
Jhe was a had, wicked creature, and
. aused the death of your father. She
loasted of it."
"Where? When?" asked the astonslied
young man.
"In this very room, in my presence.
But to make you understand I had
tietter tell you all."
"One moiitfut, Miss Bull. When you
old the fortunes on that night did you
ntcud to kill Mrs. Jersey?"
"No. The death card did turn up.
That was u strange coincidence,
icorge. When 1 came down the stairs
1 had no more idea than you of killing
.lie wretched woman."
"What made you do it?"
"I am telling you," replied Miss Bull,
folding her hands on her lap. "W'uit
ind hear. Mrs. Jersey was very rude
o me on that night. I intended to
emonstrate with her. She added iutult
to injury by locking Margery in
ier bedroom, so as to keep her l'rom
lie. I heard her seoidimr Marirerv in
lie passage, anil when all was quiet
mil Mrs. Jersey luul gone down the
itairs I went up to Margery's room
md unlocked the door. Mrs. Jerscf
lail struck the poor child, and she was
tobbiug on her bed. I then determined
0 go down for the second time and
tee Mrs. Jersey."
"For the second time? Were you
town before?"
"I was," replied Miss Hull calmly.
'I wondered who Mrs. Jersey had
Mining to see her, particularly after
the had lost her courage when she saw
1 yellow holly in your coat."
" You noticed that?"
"Yes, anil 1 noticed the holly also. I
vondered why you wore it. The sight
f it put into my mind that fatal night
vhen lie"?Miss Hull brushed aside
icr thoughts?"but no matter. I
bought I would see if Mrs. Jersey was
leelng any one, mid also I wished to
ulk about the yellow holly."
"But why should you trouble about
eelng any one?"
Miss Hull looked down and then
ookeil up abruptly. "Mrs. Jersey
could have sent me back to the asytllll
if she could and I WHO nlwnra
ifrahl lost she should see some one
ecretly nbout the matter. I crept
lown the stnlrs, leaving Margery in my
00111 playing at patience. Mrs. Jerey's
door was closed. I hoard the
uurmur of voices, and I put my ear to
he keyhole. I heard that dancer?aftrward
I learned tliat it was the daner?I
heard her nccuse Mrs. Jersey of
laving killed Percy Vane."
"On what grounds did Lola base that
ccusatlon ?"
"She said her mother told her."
"And what did Mrs. Jersey say?"
sked George.
"She denied it and made dome sort
"use. I remained to hear no
)knew then that Mrs. Jersey
.-?iied my Percy."
"But she did not. It was an nccllent."
(IT OKa f a -
* miun. out; CAyiaiueu. 11UI Mill!
ras the cause. I was right to kill her.
Jut for her Percy would have beon
live, I would have been his wife, and
ou, George, would have been my stepon."
"What did you do next?"
"I went up to my room and resumed
ny game of patience. I Intended to
iave a talk with Mrs. Jersey the next
aornlng, but when I found that she
tad struck Margery I came down at
nee"?
"That was after 11?"
"About a quarter past Mrs. Jersey
vas in her room. We talked, and I
old her what 1 had heard. She deded
it. I pointed to the stiletto which
ras on the table as a proof that the
[irl bad bean hare. Mrs. Jersey jsajd
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Crown and Bridge
Work a Specialty.
lliat it was the same stiletto with
which Percy had been killed, as Lola
had l ceived it from her mother. That
put the thought into my head that (Jod
tuteudeu Mrs. Jersey should be slain I
with the s.ane weapon with which my j
darling had been stubbed.
"I accused Mrs. Jersey of having |
killed l'erey. She gloried in the fact
that it was through her ho had died, i
She declared that it' Ireland had not ]
held her hand she would have laid him
dead at her feet. She exulted that the
bceldent had fulfilled her intention and (
taunted me with the fact that I never
became his wife. 1 was very quiet,"
added Miss Hull, her eyes glittering,
'but my blood was boiling. Mrs. Jersey
turned her buck 011 me, with au insolent
laugh, and sat down. The stiletto
was on the table. Her head was
turned away. 1 softly took the dagger
and"?
Miss Dull rose. "George, you now
know nil. Go! No, do not slinke hands.
! I have avenged your father, and I expert
I will he hanged."
' Margery hurst out into renewed
1 weeping, and Miss lhill soothed her,
talking lo Course the while. "Tell ray
sisler." she said, "that the name of !
Howard will not ho mentioned. I will
die under my false name. No disgrace
j will he brought on her. As to Dorothy" ]
| ?here Miss lhill's eyes grew tender?
| "no disgrace will befall her. Marry
I her, George; love her, make her a good
husband and take this kiss to her from
a sorely tried woman."
Before the astonished George knew
what she was about he felt n pair of
cold lips pressed to his own. The next
moment she had pushed him out of the
room and had locked the door. That
was the last George saw of iter.
Whether Margery had agreed to die
with her 01* whether Miss Hull, knowing
what a miserable life the girl
would lead after her death, compelled 1
her to take the poison will never be 1
known, but when the door was burst
open the two women were found ou
the door in oue another's arms. Ou
the table was an empty glass, and It
was ascertained that Miss Mull and
| Margery had taken prussie acid.
Buwdscy entered the room an hour
after the death, alarmed by the ?Ilence.
He found that his prey had escaped.
Miss Mull was hiuied under <
her false name, and Margery was burlod
with her. Nothing of Miss Mull's
sad past or of her killing of Mrs. Jersey
came to light.
Six mouths later George Vane was
seated in the library of the mansion
in St. Giles square. It was after dinner,
and Lord Derrington occupied his
usual chair. The old man looked
brighter and happier than ho had looked
for many years. Daily George grew
a greater favorite with him, and on
the morrow George was to he married.
Lord Derrington had insisted that as
<4- 1.X-. - 1
u n un uia lust uigui as a uncneior j
George should diuu alone with him and |
would not admit even Wulter. "It's
the last time I'll have you all to myself,
George," said the old man plteously.
"After tomorrow Dorothy will
possess you." I
"Not at all," replied George, "you
will have us both. We will come back
from the honeymoon in a month, and ,
then we will live here. A lady in the
house will make a lot of difference.
You won't know this place when Dorothy
is Hitting about." (
"Don't! Her mother is the kind of
woman who flits."
"Oh, I don't think we'll he troubled
much with Mrs. Ward. Since the
shock inflicted by her sister's sad death
she has become religious."
"Bnhl That's only a phrase. Poor
Miss Bull!" said Derringtou. "I like ,
to think of her under that name. She |
had a sad life. I don't wonder she
killed herself. Do you think she was .
mad, GeorgeV"
"No. But I think the memory of her ,
wrongs, which were all caused by Mrs.
Jersey, was too much for her. She was
mad for the moment, but she told me
the terrible story in the calmest manner."
"And who came in at the front door
that night?" asked Derringtou.
"No one. After the murder Miss ,
Bull opened it to fly?panic struck, 1
expect?but Margery came downstairs (
umu oiuii|icu iit i. nun ciusea tiu'
door and remained to face the worst."
"Well, she is (lend and burled, anil
the scandal Is laid nt rest, unless that
Bawdsey revives It." 1
"Oh, you can trust Bawdsey," said
George, smiling. "He and Lola are '
quite happy, and she has almost for*
gotten me. 1 got u letter from Bawdsey
the other day. lie is acting as his
wife's agent, and they are making a
lot of money." *
"All the better. He won't talk about
that business. By the way, I forgot to
ask you about Ireland's money?" j
"The money he left to me? I have
settled thnt on Dorothy. How suddenly
ho died," so id George reflectively; '
"just an hour after I left the bouse."
"Well, Ave thousand a year Is not to
be despised. Have you settled It all on
Dorothy?"
"Every penny. Don't you approve?"
"Oh, yes, so loug as Mrs. Ward I
doesn't get it."
"You can depend upon that, sir. But
Dorothy will have It?-Dorothy, whom
I slinll see tomorrow crowned with
orange blossoms, and"?
Derrlngton laughed, but not unkindly.
"Well, well. Better orange bios- a
soma than yellow holly."
George nodded. "I l?opc never to see
yellow holly again," he said, and Derrlngton
agreed. 8o their conversation
ended on the threshold of George's
new life with that last reference to ths- ,
Office Bank Building
Union. S. 0
old.
TUT END.
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
A graft In need is a snap Indeed.
Some people are so ceremonious that
they will expect Gabriel to furnlsb
them with a letter of introduction to
St. Tetcr.
Some flsh in the sea are wiser than
any ever caught.
Sometimes a tioy picks tip a pin because
he Is careful and saving, but
more often he wants it to bend and put
In his teacher's seat.
The reason some people cherish their
pride so fondly is because they have
nothing else in sight.
A husband at home is worth two at
the club.
Never judge yourself as yon Judge
others. You might become discouraged.
After the pleasure of running iuto
debt there is the excitement of dodging
creditors.
It was written tlint nothing was created
without a purpose before the days
of the flying machines.
Some of the very best marksmen are
unable to shoot folly as It flies.
New Year's comes the 1st of January
in order to avoid the Christmas
rush.
Advice never costs anything and la
often dear at the price.
You Don't Get It.
When you buy a peek of apples
At the store.
Room enough Is In the measure
For one more.
But In spite of that, whene'er you
Face about,
L>lite uj not the foxy grocer
Takes ono out.
If a Can Is Attached.
fmy I
"A yellow dog would run well In that
precinct."
"A yellow dog will run well anywhere
If you furnish him with nn incentive."
New Year's Resolutions.
Kau* Yao r'u - ? ?
..V>? ? vmi o ivoviuiiuun U1C, 119 U KL'U*
eral thing, about as mild and harmless
as n glass of soda water. It Is seldom
that they have any effect on the maker
that an outsider can notice save
that they cause him to strut around
for a day or two and feel superior to
other men.
About the end of the third day he
accidentally lets thorn fall on tho floor,
and, as they are the most brittle thing
known to science, the result Is they
are smashed Into .. thousand pieces.
However, those who want to make
them should not be discouraged. The
human race must amuse itself somehow,
and this is about as cheap and as
harmless a way as has yet been invented.
Quite So,
"Mr. Wiikins said that you are a
wondrously sweet woman."
"I always did consider hliu a man
it rare discrimination."
Doubtful,
"What Is his reputation for truth
11 nd voracity V"
"Well, ho sets himself up as a weather
prophet."
True to Art.
Aa artist, one of ?
8?' stssr
Went walking one
day when the %'*vr?Y ''X^uP
weather w n a >J-V?Y VwL-S"
He slipped on the ^K^ > i
Ice at a trifling / ?
depression '
4nd, seating him- N
self, made a
painful Imprea- f\y
si on.
Reason Enough,
"Willie acts so I am afraid he to
rtck."
"Why, what has he done?"
"Nothing."
Ought to See About It,
"That young man Is a rare poet"
"Indeed! n?a he ever consulted a
peel a! 1st about It?"
One Quality,
He married her for money,
And so his frleilds could not
Have sympathy when It turned out
That that was all he got.
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A CHINESE DINNER.
The Tidbits Were Cantontir Pwppy
and Ekrr Fifty Tears Old.
An ofllcer of the British army trayB
that one of the finest dinners he ever
ate was served to hiui by a Chines#
host in Hongkong. He thns describes
It: "First on our menu came the little
oysters which cling to the batnheo
tcins in tho salt water tnnrshes of upper
China. They are, I should fancy,
the smallest and the sweetest oysters
In tho world. Bird's nest soup followed,
prepared as it should be. I fancy
that n chicken broth was the liquid to
which the nest gave its peculiar and
! attractive taste of the sea at our feast,
and the combination was excellent Tripang,
which we know as heche-de-iner,
followed. It is tho sea slug from the
Looclioo islands, and served as nn entree
it tastes very much like turtle fat
though richer. To counteract its richness
a great china bowl of boiled bamboo
shoots was handed round with it
"Next came a very small roast. I
thought nt first that it was a tiny sucking
pig. hut it had no crackling, and
the flesh was like that of an ngneau de
lait, the little lambs whose meat is
snow white. It was one of the Cantonese
puppies of a particular kind,
| which are doomed from birth to take
their place on the roasting spit and
which nre fed on rice and milk only. I
looked down the table and saw that
my friend was eating with zest, so for
the first time lu my life I ate dog?and
liked it exceedingly. With this puppy
were served all the vegetables in season
and u salad which had the taste of
young nasturtium leaf as its strongest
flavor. Rice birds followed. They are
smaller than ortolans, each tiny piump
creature being but a mouthful, but they
nre the most delicious eating of all the
feathered small fry.
"Nankin eggs were next brought
round. They hud been buried for fifty
years, and n Chinaman detects some
special flavor In them. To me they
tasted just like an ordinary hard boiled
egg, and their appearance, being almost
black, was not inviting. They
were, in iny opinion, tbe one failure of
the dinner. The sldebonrd had been
spread with 11 variety of cold vianda,
amonK them pheasants and game pies
from Shanghai and a Kobe round of
spiced beef. Baskets of fruit were
brought in and little orange trees in
pots, from which we were invited to
plack the ripe fruit."
TREE PECULIARITIES.
I
The eucalyptus tree dries up springa
rapidly.
I The olive will live longer under wa;
ter than any other tree.
! There are forests of leafless troes In
some parts of Australia.
A nutmeg tree of the largest site
will produce no more than Ave pounds
of nutmegs.
Whenever a plant is wounded a positive
electric current is established between
the wounded part and the intact
purta.
In Tibet there is a most curious tree
known as the tree of the thousand
images. Its leaves are covered with
well dcflned characters of the Tibetan
alphabet.
On the island of Loochoo grows a
treo about the size of a common cherry
tree which possesses the peculiarity of
changing the color of its blossoms. At
one time tho flower assumes tbe tint
of tbe lily nud iy"'a shortly takes the
color of the ro?''
Wentliervrlae River Men.
River men who hnve followed the
Potomuc from youth to old age are full
of wise weather sayings thnt come as
near being correct ns do the predictions
*jl mc mure Muieiiniic observers. AJ)
old river man who as master on sailing
vessel and steamer lins traveled to and
fro on the Potomac for the past fifty
years said that he had often noticed
that as the weather is on the first
three days of December in each year
so will the weather be in the three
months of winter?that is, as the 1st
of December is so will December be;
January will be like the 2d and February
like the 3d. Another saying is as
the weather is on the Thursday before
the new moon so will be the
weather for the greater part of the
moon.?Washington Star.
Today.
Today is your day and mine, the only
day we have, the day in which we play
our part. What our part may signify
in the great whole we may not understand,
but we nre here to play It, and
now is our time. This we know, it Is a
cynicism. It is for us to express love
In terms of helpfulness. This we know,
for we have learned from sad experience
that any other source of life leads
toward decay and waste.?David Starr
Jordan.
Hla OUvaoili,
Mrs. Oreen?William, what objection
have you to that young man who U
no 14 I TV cy An All ? T* I -?
vwtaiuf^ vu VU1 UUU|UICI t VJi US >
silly, Mary. Mrs. Green?Oh, that's '
because he is in love! I remember the
time when you were a very silly young
man. Green?Silly isn't the proper
name for it, Mary. I was a measly
idiot?that's what I was!
"Set Fee d."
A letter arrived at the New York
poetoffice the other day bearing the 1
following address: "To Any Respect- 1
able Lawyer, New York City, N. Y." |
The carrier into whose hands it fell for
delivery returned it marked in bin*
pencil, "Not Found."?New York Press.
Malntntnlnc HI* Rcc*ri.
Amateur Sportsman?I say, did I hit
anything that time? Gamekeeper?I
think not, sir. There warn't nothing to
sight but the birds, sir.?Judge.
A brave man is sometimes a desperado,
but a bully is always a coward.?
Hallburton.
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III I I I m
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Humor and Philosophy
By DUNCAN N. SMITH
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Copyright, 1904, by Dancan M. Smith.
SO UNAESTHETICAL.
Sheltered by a sloping hillside.
Tempered by the gentle breeze.
Nestled by a sparkling rill side.
Shaded by the stately trees,
Theso a little life wan nourished
All a pleasant summer through;
There it lived and grew and flourished
Tn the sun and rain and dew.
Olad It roved and sweet It slumbered.
Orb of day and stars of eve
Came and went by It unnumbered:
Naught was there to fret or grieve.
Bo the little life waxed stronger,
X,usty grew and roamed around.
And the llttlo legs grew longer
As they tramped along tho ground.
But there came, one day, a stranger
To this sylvan, quiet spot.
And he saw tho hillside ranger.
Marked Its quiet, happy lot.
Marked the llttlo life so lusty
Growing there In sun and shade.
As the autumn days grew gusty
He a flendlsh bargain made.
And tho llttlo life was taken.
Rendered up to appetite;
Far too young It was for bacon.
But It proved a great delight.
All tho sun and rain auspicious.
Spanning summer time across.
Had evolved those things dcllcloua.
Plump roast pig and apple sauce.
?V
jgf Power of Habit.
(r~ly\ (mmt "The successful
politician always
keeps his word."
\>/V^ VjLTYSal "That isn't the
?D'y tlllng
As to Santa Claus.
Among the champion heavyweight
thinkers there Is u difference of opinion
ns to whether we should string along
the Innocent children with the plpo
drenm or come out and tell them the
naked truth In regurd to Santa Claus.
While It might look cruel to have the
truth going around nuked nt this season
of the year, yet truth is not a tender
plant, being used to rough treatment,
and that consideration need npt
enter In. /
The argument used ugalnst San\a Is
that It is wrong to tell even the'smallest
children n He and that It tends to
destroy their confidence In their parents.
This argument Is generally used
by parents who tell their children that
a bear will get them If they are
naughty.
On the whole, perhaps It tends to develop
the child to tell him about Santa
Clans. The shock he gets wheu he discovers
the truth may cause lilm to be
suspicious ever after and may prevent
him from buying alluring mining stock
later In life.
Her Specialty.
8he couldn't dance & twostep
Nor write a book review;
She didn't know the old song*
Nor yet those thot are new.
But she could make, and no mistake.
With great success & buckwheat cake
And serve It hot to you.
Inherited.
"Does the baby tako after bis father?"
"Yes, indeed; he wants to sit up all
night nnd make Home howl."
Wholesale.
He said he didn't drink a drop.
But, If you watched tho sport.
You'd see tho reason for that was
He drank It by the Quart.
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
Love in a cottage Is a combination
that Is hard to beat.
A woman Is careful not to spring her
wrappers and her hair curlers on a
man until after she has married him.
Suppose that world's fairs nre not
Scandal successes, they generally enrich
the language with some new slang.
Unless he forgets to wind his watch
a man only thinks that he Is in love.
When a man gets something for noth>
log he generally finds on examining it
closer that it is nothing after all.
A stenographer who can keep up
with a woman may be said to be well
equipped for the struggle,
A lazy man Is often greatly fatlgusd
by being compelled to dodge opportunities
to work.
ME;
A boy Is really sorry that ba baa
been unkind to his mother wben ha
mm her baking cookies.
Of making books there la no end, hot
tha author soon discovers that there la
an and of sailing them.
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