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"Wnl. whatever licr reason was, I
did {rlutt she asked. Bhe agreed to
pay me u rent, and her uicney was as
) go pi as any one else's. Ue.sides, I felt
1 tlJit as my tenant I could keep her
u?ler my own eye. When she was
?ray 1 never knew hut what she
tight die and part with the secret to
some que else, who might come on mo
..for blackmail also. I thought It best
j.\frs. Jersey should have the house, so
; she went into it and used the old furvniture.
1 don't deny but what she was
fa good business woman und made the
house pay. At all events she was
never behindhand with her rent."
"I wonder she paid you any at all."
"Oh, she had her annuity and was
nfraid of pressing ine too hard. I refused
to let her the house on a seven
years' lease. Bhe only had It from
vonr to vn-n? o?*/1 In "?? T ' 1
-? .'"I., lu IUUI tmj( 1 Kqil
a check upon her. She knew if I once
lost my temper 1 would throw her
over and acknowledge you as my
heir."
"I wish you had done so," said Brendon
moodily. "It would have saved a
lot of trouble."
. "I do so now," replied Derriugton
testily. "Better late than never. Well,
Mrs. Jersey lived and flourished for
v -fifteen years. 1 tried to flud you out*
- George, lest^Mtejshould get at youi'?
"Oh, was thai why you offero^ to
make iuc an nllo^inec?" J
"It was. I Intcbfltd ' > gfve you u
yearly income on condition that you
went to Australia. Then I could be
Bure that Mrs. Jersey would not seek
you out. But you refused my offoi
and disappeared."
"I went to college under the name of
Brendon," observed George.
aiiu luai its wuy airs, jersey never
found you nnd why I could not conit
across you until you put those adver
tisemcnts nbout the marriage lnto.the
papers. It was that which"?
"Yes; so Bawdsey told ine. You
had nie watched."
"I did," said Derrlnglon, "and in
that way I found out that you were
going to stop in Mrs. Jersey's house."
"How did you learn that, sir?" asked
George in surprise. "I never told
nny one."
"Oh, yes; yon told Lola."
"So I did," said Brendon quickly
"She bothered me to come and seo her.
and I said that I jpns going to st&p in'
the neighborhood* of Amelia squaro
with a friend nnd would call on her
the next day. I expect she told this to
Bawdscy."
"Exactly, nud Bawdsey told me. 1
was afraid lest you should make Mrs.
Jersey confess. I wrote to her and
asked her to see me. She refused to
como to my house, so I made up my
mind to seek her out in Amelia squure.
I arranged by letter with her to call
about 11 o'clock ut her place and see
her secretly."
"Why secretly, and why at night?
Your visit could have been accounted
for from the fact that she was your
tenant."
"Ah," said Derrington grimly, "I
never thought of that. I received a
note from Mrs. Jersey saying she
would wait for me on Friday evening
at 11 o'clock in her sitting room. It
was a foggy night, if you remember."
"Very foggy. I suppose you traced
the house by means of the red light
over the door." -*_
"I did not trace tho house at all,"
said Derrington quietly. "I did not go
near the house."
"But I saw you," Insisted George.
"You saw my coat and a man with
my tall figure, and, having ray association
with yourself in your head, you
Jumped to the conclusion that the figure
was me."
"Then if not you. who was the
man ?" I
"Bawdsey!" said Derrington curtly.
George stared. "In your coat?" he
said Incredulously.
"It seems strange," said Derrington,
"but the fact Is that Bawdsey is one I
of the few who have got the better of |
me In my life. It was In this way
that lie prevented me from seeing
Mrs. Jersey. On that night I visited
him at his rooms, which then were in
Bloomsbury. I desired to tell hlxa
that I Intended to s?e Mrs. Jersey and
to warn her against revealing anything.
1 don't suppose the warning
was needed, as she knew when she
nr^ll /vIP n..* At. _ A- - ?
nan ncil vu. 13UI UJtt [RCl IS, MTS,
Jeree;y was not In good health and
was feeling compunction about keeping
you out of your rights. I leurued
from Bawdgey that Mrs. Jersey had
written out a confession of the whols
matter and thnt she intended to leave
this to her niece, Margery Watson, so
that 1 might be forced to continue
the lease of the house."
George uttered an ejaculation. "I
thought from what Margery said that
there was some such confession," he
remarked, "but it Is missing. It was
not found among her papers after ber
death. Unless Miss Bull took It und
forced you to"?
"No," Interrupted Derrlngtou vigorously,
"she came here quietly and put
the case of the poor girl to me. Bhc
also undertook that the rent would be
paid regularly and that through Miss
Watson she would manage the house.
I was quite satisfied with tho existing
arrangements, and. moreover,
thought that If such a confession were
found,, out of gratitude Miss Watsod
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j "if Miss r.uil h;ul told her lo slio
! would have done so, hut not otherwise,"
said George. "Slio iu under
| Miss Hull's thumb."
; "The host place she could be.
; George. The girl is n born id^'. from
what I saw of her. I lev. c . you
know why 1 renewed the year by year
lease. Where the confession is 1 have
no idea, but the person who holds it
will certainly make use of it some
day to extort money, and then we will
learn who killed Mrs. Jersey."
Derrington proceeded with his nc!
count of his doings on that night. "As
J I said. 1 went to see Hawdsey at his
rooms. I took a eab, and as the fog
was thick I had considerable dlillculty
In finding the place. The rain and fog
chilled me, for I am not so young as
I was, and when 1 arrived I was
shivering. But 1 was too anxious to
tell Bawdscy about Mrs. Jersey to
trouble. lie heated some water to
give inc a glass of hot whisky. While
the water was boiling I told him I
was going to see Mrs. Jersey. lie
osked mo how I could get into the !
house without being admitted by one I
"of the servants and thus run a chance .
yof my being known."
"IMd it never strike him that Mrs.
. Jersey expected you and would admit
you when you rang?"
"Yos, It did strike him, but bo knew
that 1 didn't want any one to know
that alio had a visitor so late at night."
"I don't know why you took all
these precautions, sir."
Derringtou smiled dryly. "Perhaps
they were rather unnecessary, but I
thought it best tj bo on the safe side.
As n matter of fact, I had a latchkey."
"I thought that Mrs. Jersey never allowed
latchkeys."
"This one eamc to me when 1 bought
the house and was given to mo by the
agent. I told Mrs. Jersey 1 had it and
that I would let myself In. She expected
me at 11."
"I know she did," said George, "for
on that night she asked the boarders j
to be in bed by 1 and broke tip her I
party at 10. I wondered if she was
having any one to meet her then."
"She was expecting inc. It was after
10 when I told Bawdsey, and I oxplained
to him that I had a latchkey.
[ITe gave m0 the whisky, and, beingchilled,
I drank it. Then I fell asleep."
George looked up suddenly. "The
whisky was drugged," he guessed.
"It was." assented Derringtou, "and
while I was Insensible Bawdsey took
the latchkey out of my pocket and
put on my coat. lie is rather my
height, so with that and the fur coat
I expect ho passed himself off as me
to Mrs. Jersey until she saw his face."
"When she did, she would have nothing
to do with hiin. Although," added
Ueorge, "lie was an old boarder iu tlie
house."
"Walt till I tell you the ro3t," said
Dcrrington, "r.nd then yon can give au
opinion. When I awoke it was after
12. I never suspected that the whisky
had been drugged and thought that
It was some sort of Illness, Bawdsey
was in the room when I awoke. Ho
did not tell me that he had been to
Mrs. .lor.-e.v. and I now saw that It was
too late to go. lie advised me to see
her on the morrow, saying that It was
doubtful if you would speak to her on
that night."
"I Intended to wait till the next day,
but, as a matter of fact, 1 became
anxious to see if any one was with
her, and I went down the stairs."
"By means of that secret door.
Bawdsey told inc."
"Well, I crept downstairs and saw
?as I thought?you. It was, of course,
Bawdsey. lie was standing at tho door
of the sitting room. I was afraid lest
you?as I thought It was?should see
me, so I went upstairs again."
"And Bawdsey left tho house. However,
I never suspected him. I went
home and found Mrs. Ward waiting
for me. She came to tell me that she
had board fmm nnrntiiu timt ...... ?
^VIVWIJ vuui J UU IJkkJposed
to stop with Train nt Mrs. Jersey's
house, nml eamc to warn ine."
"How good of Mrs. Ward!"
"She is a dangerous woman, George.
I threw my coat on yonder sofa, and
she sat near it. Feeling something In
the pocket, her curiosity led her to
take out the something when I was
absent from the room. It was a
stiletto."
George started from his seat. "A
stiletto?"
"Yes." Derrington opened the drawer
In his desk and to^k out the weupon
which Mrs. Ward had brought. "This
was between the fur and the lining of
the coat What with the weight of
the coat and the position of the weapon
lying along the bottom of the coat
I never suspected It. I brought it
home quite unconsciously. Mrs. Ward
fonnd It took it away with her and
came the other day to accuse me of
having murdered Mrs. Jersey."
"IIow dure she do such a thing?"
"Uh, Mrs. Ward Is capable of all
things! However, you enn sec from
what 1 tell you what happened. Bawdsey
put the stiletto in my coat and either
forgot to take it out or left It
there so that 1 might be incriminated."
"Did he tell you this?"
"He ^old me, when I rebuked him
too sharply, that he could get me Into |
trouble. He alsy rg/errcd to the stll?tm
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to. 1 denied that I had seen it, and
! was only when Mrs. Ward brought
the other day that 1 saw that this pal
of Bawdsey's story was true."
"What did you do':"
"I accused him of having killed tli
woman."
"What did he say':"
"lie denied that he had done so. II
declared that he went to Mrs. Jersey
sitting room <~/j>r close upon 1
having let himself in noiselessly b
the front door. lie discovered Mr.
Jersey lying dead, as she was four,
in the morning. On the lloor was tli
stiletto. Fearing lest l:e should I o a<
cused of the crime, I'awdsey left tl:
house quickly, but took the stilctt
with him so that he might flml o;
who had done the deed. He change
his mind or left it by mistake in m
fur coat."
"Did ho ask money?"
"No. He lias not done so yet, bi
he tukl me very plainly that no on
could prove that lie had been in tli
house on that night, and that if he ha
been seen the coat would make peopl
t think It was J."
"Exactly what I did think," sal
George.
"Well, I had to hold my tongue, fo
you see I was in a most awkward p:
i sition, and 1 could prove nothing,
bluffed Mrs. Ward, but if the matte
came into court things would look e>
treinely unpleasant for me."
"I can see that," said Brendou, "bu
Bawdsey"?
"He lias made himself secure, as n
[ one can prove that lie was in tli
house on that night. Even you though
( it was I. I can't say for certain i
Bawdscy committed the murder or i
he really did tiud the woman dead, a
he said, but he swears to his innc
cenee. As yet he has not made an,
use of his power, but I am quite sur
that he will try to get money out o
me, so I have asked you here to ad
vise me about the matter."
"Do you think Bawdsey lias the con
fession?"
"He may have. If so, he know
where the marriage was celebrated 1"
Brcndon mused for a time. "I tlilnl
it best to do nothing at the presen
moment," he said. Bawdsey Is friend
ly to me, as I saved him from beinj
run over. If he thought I knew this
he might turn crusty and make trou
hie. Better wait."
"For what?" asked Derrlngton rest
lessly.
"To see what he will do. If he doe:
blackmail you, call me in. He's i
scoundrel, bu( I know how to conque
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PTT t Will
MTSS HULL was alone in tlu
sitting room of the Intt
Mrs. Jersey. Margery hat
gone oat shopping, and tlx
old maid was left to her own re
sour* ea.
I lor thoughts wore sad. Ilero sl:t
v..;::. an old spinster dragging out t
miserable okl age in a London lodging
1. r. while lav sister lived and facet
sua.uiy in aocnrdaiuo with hoi
P >r.;.' ". "It e; n't last in noli longer,'
- .id Mi i il. with a ::ig!t. "i am got
ting <;i i, an ! i' e cud is coming. The
- no nor the better."
As sl.o g..vo vent to tills dreary sen
tea o r -."re .vr.s a ring at the door
Miss il: ! p-'d little aitoution to it, us
she never ! ad any via!tors. But this
day proved t > he an exception, foi
Lieu-go was admitted into the room
He advativod cordially toward Miss
Bull.
"1 l.ave come to ace you again, yon
see," sal 1 Brendan.
"1 am very glad to see you, Mr,
Broa.Ion." alio salt1. "You have come
to make further inquiries likely to forward
y ur light for y >ur birthright V"
Cor. go tangled. "Tliere's no need
lur ni:u, liiiuu; uou." said he; "my
grandfather haa agreed to nek now l
edge me."
"Then there was n marriage7"
"I ctnn t be certain of that yet.
How do yon know about that:"*
Mis.n null answered quietly: "You
told me last time you were here that
you were Lord Derrington's grand
son. and I heard that there was sonic
doubt about the legitimacy."
"I know it was common talk at one
time." replied Brendon, satisfied with
this explanation. "Did Mrs. Jersey
ever speak about it?"
"No. She never did. What did she
know about it?"
"I think you can best answer that
question. Miss Hull."
"I don't know to what you allude,
Mr. Brendon."
"Perhaps If I allude to your life in
San Remo you"?
Miss Bull started to her feei, and the
cup she held fell on the carpet. "San
Reiuo?" she muttered.
"Yes. Miss Howard," said Brendon,
nsinir her renl nnmo nnmn??i?
? ?
The little old maid pnt one thin hand
to her head. "Miss Howard!"
"The daughter of the late General
Howard!" said George.
"My father wna a general?"
"He was. General Howard. Tou
are Miss Jenny Howard"
Miss Bull started and then sat
down. Iler face expressed pntu. "He
080(1 to call me Jenny. Jenny Howard.
Yes, there was a happy girl of
that name, but she?she died."
"Not at all," said Hrendon briskly,
to arouse her from this dreniny state.
"She lived and chunged her name to
Bull."
The woman pushed back her white
hair and made an eiTort to lie calm.
But her lip quivered. "Why have you
come here to awaken these painful
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"I i\d not know- indeed I do not
know," moaned Miss Hull, putting out
ie her hand as though to wa?'l oil' the
thought.
"Yon tuny not know fot certain, but
e you have some Idea. Your sister, Mrs.
's Ward"?
II, Miss Hull's face Unshod eriuison. 1
y anil she ilrew a deep breath, "(lit, it's
Violet's work, is itV" she said, and her
d eyes grew hard. "And pray. Mr. Hrone
don, has she sent you to cross question
L-- me?" !
e "No. I eoiito on my own behalf. .
o You knew my father?"
it "Percy Vane. Yes, I knew him. He
d loved me -ah, indeed he did! That
y night he asked me to be his wife, and
had he not been murdered"?
"Did lie ask you when he was takit
ing you home?" asked George, won
ie dcrlug how Miss Hull would have boo
ha veil as his stepmother,
il "Taking me home? He never did
Ie that on the night of the ball."
"Your sister, Mrs. Ward"?
d "I have no sister. 1 disown Violet.
She is a wicked woman! She is selfish,
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' "Sun llano ?*'
vain, cruel and dccoitl'ul. ITow do you
. know that 1 urn her sister? And how
did you come to learn my name?"
^ "Lord Lerrington told me, and it
x was told to him by Mr. Ireland."
r "Your guardian." Miss Hull tapped
her baud on the woodwork of her
chair, ,'^le recognized me wliyjn 1
called to see him on thaOllay about
, the lease. Hut he promised to hold his
* tongue."
j "die would have done so had he uot
, been startled by meeting Mrs. Ward
and recognizing in her the woman who
had left the ball with my father."
j "And Violet admitted this?"
"No. She said that you had left the
ball with my father. It was you who
j wore the blue domino and the holly
. sprig."
I "Liar! Liar!" muttered Miss Hull.
"Hut she is always the same. My sister
lias enjoyed the good things of this
life. She has had money, position,
praise, and all that a woman desires.
As for myself"? i
"Thou it really was Mrs. Ward wlio ,
| left the ball."
"It was. Slie lays the blaine on my
shoulders"? Miss Dull paused, and
her mouth worked nervously. "Does 1
she accuse me of the crime?"
"No. She says that you left Mr.
1 Vane at the gale of the hotel."
| "Oh," muttered Miss Bull, "Percy \
came as far as that with her, did he?
' And she said ho left her at the door
of the room whore the ball was being
held. Liar! I.iar! Violet has told her j
' story, now I will tell you mine. I want I
to know, ho-.vever, exactly what she
said, in Ike exact words if you can re.
member them."
"1 did not bear her speak." confessed
(leorge. "it was my grandfa- ?
ILer and Mr. Ireland to whom she told J
1 the story." <
"Story! Pablo! I.ie! Romance!" *
said Miss Bull vehemently. "Well,
! tell me what you can remember!"
This t.'eorge did an. concisely as pos'
sible. for l:e feared lest Margery
1 should interrupt the interview. Miss
Bull listened with a downcast face I
mid pursed up lips. Not a word did
1 she s.ty. but when (ieor.^e ended she
looked up, with a bitter smile.
"She ! simply put herself in my
place," she said. "Wait!"
For a moment or so she tried to
compose Ti en she raised her
head r.nd !o..-;ed her visitor squarely
in the eyes. "I am roIii# to tell the
1 truth." said Miss Hull bravely.
"Therefore 1 have no need to shun
your K.nze. Mr. Hrendon, I loved your
father."
"So Mrs. Ward said."
"And Violet loved 1dm also."
"He must have been a siiifiularly attractive
man," remarked Hrendon,
wondering at this revelation. "My
mother eloped with him, her maid
was in love with him, and now you
and Mrs. Ward"?
"Oh, Violet really did not love him.
It was simply n desire to take him ^
from me that made her behave as she J
did. Violet never loved any one in \
her life save the person she sees In J
the mirror every day."
"I don't quite understand, but if you i
will relutc the story"?
"I shall do so at once. You may as
well know nil, and know also what a
bad woman I have for a sister. If she
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By DUNCAN\M. SMITH
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Copyright, 1904, by Duncan M. Smith.
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
The average boy does not care who
1* elected so he can get in tin? parade
and work his squawker and his lungs.
If a man just sets willingly about it
he can tind many things that drive him
to drink.
! I?[1
If J'ou want to
1 1 a 1,1,1,1 nm*
I *1 n,n^e *llin t'lat
\_ 1 jp- ''/ he is a sly dog, tell
ifll 7 //~// Id>n that an old
II I sweetheart of his
/ nI Inquired after
It adds much to the pleasures of a
dinner if the fresh country butter has
had a shave before it is placed on the
tuble.
The person who is always giving
good advice is kept too busy to take
any of It himself.
If you happen to be out when the collector
calls, it isn't necessary to call
him up and apologize.
The homelier a girl is the more she
requires beautiful clothes, and the prettier
she is the more she desires beautiful
clothes.
In Manchuria war appears to be living
up to General Sherman's description
with high water added.
When a man has tried for half an
hour to call up some one on the telephone
on important business he thinks
if there is no future punishment there
should be for the man who invented
the busy signal.
I It is much easier to predict weather
than it is to have the weather live up
to the predictions.
Busted.
Tho dollars from my jeans have fled,
The gladness from my heart Is gone,
And everything looks pale and wan
That erstwhile blossomed rosy red.
I search my pockets through and
MHVUfill
Tobacco, Jack knife, two key rings,
A corkscrew and some other things?
Hut I can't And a single sou.
I take my sad plight much to heart,
And, oh, for me there is 110 peace!
From sorrow can I hope release
When I and my last dollar part?
Oh, woe Is me, and me Is woe!
My landlord now atHrms that he,
Though hating much to trouble me.
Must Ree the color of my dough.
And so to chase his gloom away.
Alas, to work I have to go
* -And dub around till I can show
A bunch of coin therewith to pay.
| ^ The Popular^ One.
"lie took n postgraduate course iu /
the school of experience." /
"Worked in n barber shop, did he?"
Almost a Hint.
"Yes," said the sweet young girl, "I /
flatter myself that I am something of a /
mind reader. Although I am not the /
seventh daughter of a seventh daugh- /
ter, it comes natural for me to tell /
what a person Is thinking by looklngf
at him." N v.
"Now, that is interesting," said ^
young Mr. I.atestnyer, who was making
n friendly call. "Suppose you vi
prove it by telling me whnt I am thinking
about."
! "We must use tact in practicing f
these m3'Stic arts," she replied, "and f
really 1 would hate to hurt your feel- /
lngs."
"Oh, go ahead. I don't care who
knows my thoughts." j
"Well, if you insist," she said sweet- /
ly, "you are thinking that you really /
mtitjf nl.'A x'/Min ?? i-?- '
AJ Ui>v itinu .J VIII lilt L 1IIIU UU1IIP. / #
Tlie young man laughed uproarious- f
ly at the guess, but be did not linger /
around many hours longer. \ ~
Lower Still.
"IIow are you coming with your
trust Investment?"
"Not coining at all."
"1 thought they let you In on the
ground ttoor."
"They did, but they afterward dropped
me into the basement."
Just Her Way.
When a fc-tlow's spent his monty
And he hasn't any more,
Then this sign hangs out his honey,
"Nothing doing," on the door.
falling Oil.
"I lost 5 cents in weight this morning."
"You menn five pounds."
"No. 1 dropped a nickel in the alot
of a weighing machine that was not
working."
Of Course a Mistake.
"They elected an honest alderman
from the Steenth ward this spring."
"Strange what accidents will happen!"
Often Happens.
It really seems a pity
That after many moons
A youth so full of promise
Should turn out full of prunes.