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. >j. CHAPTER XXVI.
- - I* |T was the first of Muy, and tlW
I I onnnnl reunion' of the Confedi
I M I erste veterans wu being held
. 'SSwpJ in Atlanta. fIt was the gnia
Week of the year. . Every town and
city in the south sent its official reprer
hen tat Ives and its maids of honor.
f , - ? were crowded and the streets
v tnronged villi nn Incongruous multl**
tude wearing bndges of ribbon. Soutli'
hrn generals and their wives and daughters
were holding gay receptions. Everybody
was welcome; hands were exJ-\3tended
to people from the north (la well
the south. .Shouts filled the
!-v air when the carriage of an ex-Confedetste
officer passed through the streets.
T?e bands played "Dixie." Men,
scarred and maimed, stood on the street
* _. bars and hotels and
told war stories nftd ffOJOg the praises
of Robert E. Leo artflpafenewall Jackson.
All was mirth nn&good feeling.
i~ From the public buildings, the clubs*.
hotels and carriages floated the Amerlean
flag. It hung'every where, butjTt
was never applauded and yet never
hissed. It was beautiful to look upon,
and stood for peace, patriotism and.
prosperity. The southerners would,
have admitted this, nnd yet theqp. wmr
another beauty dearer to their weary
\ nemory?a beauty for which they had
fonght grimly and lost.
Mrs. Cranston, Lydia and Kitty Cosby
Were Vlsltlnir the Plinlolcba n Vie
lyMILL N. HARBEN,
1.' -jj. Aut hor of
| " "Abncr Don*
J iel,** . " T h
. 19-. Land of the _
A Changing
N 'Svrn," "Th#
Vlt '*. North Walk
^4 I Myatery," Etc.
RAllE^ ^-nROVtlERS
J ifctlabout her."
? y ' hjif must bo it," George replied,
j ;lfhJhe closed tho conversation by goNngYo
work.
My night fa 11 his task was finished,
and he could have caught a train for
T \ t..A t- - "
gtnla family who lived in one of the
heat house*4q Feachtree street. George
.^Buckley was in the city, but he had
v jttoe only to attend to the work of ingreeting
the books of a broker who
^Hued considerable grain and cotton
Dnrley house.
The broker, Mr. Harry Stone, was a
young man of high social standing in
Atlahta, and he had formed a strong
friendship for George and extended the
hospitality of the best club In the place
to him and offered to Introduce him
to his friends, but George refrained
from accepting. lie was too fine a
man to feel at ease in general society
A so early after his father's disgrace, and
Stone understood this and did not press
V those things upon him. ,
' see you've got some stunning girls
up your way," Stone remarked as
i'l tjgpqje-sqt at a desk in the corner o{
i sdiisfhnni jfliffl'"iT T" tbe hooVa,
"Ifs reported down here T
ernor runs up that" way every chance
\ he gets." .
"Ves, they are all right," Buckley anv\
swered briefly.
*1 "She's a MIbs Cranston, I underv
stand/' ran on Stone. "I've heard my
grandmother speak about the family
in Virginia. She's visiting the Dunlelghs,
and I guess I'll meet her while
* ' she's here. You know her, of course?"
"Yes, we are friends," George said
simply. a
"I've never seen her," said tbe
DroKer, -nut, judging rrom-her picture,
he must be good looking. However,
one can't tell about that. The pictures
in* the newspapers are always bad."
"In the newspapers?" said George, In
surprise.
"Why, yes; It's ln# both the papers
today, along with an account of the
reception the governor Is giving to her
- ' , and her party at the mansion tonight.
It's to be awfully swell. I'm not going.
In fact, he and I dfti't get on.
The trnth Is I belong to a little club of
young Americans that tried to snow
him under in the last election, but we
got left. Ho had too big a pull with
the ring. He used to be civil to me,
_ but he snarls like a possum when we
meet now. He can't forget an injury.
Did you ever see him?"
"Oh, yes," said George. "He's been
up our way often."
"Oh, of course; I'd forgotten. They
' say he's not been having exactly
smooth sailing up at Darley either, but (
it looks a little like he's making more
headway now."
"How is that?" asked Buckley, his
fly,. blood running cold, hie heart sinking.
"Why, the reception, you know. That
looks a little like she's giving in, don't
you think? But I may be dead wrong.
She may want to make that friend of
hers, that Miss Cosby, have a good
time, and the general run of girls
woul(l consider it sheer madness to
lose a chance like that. Why, it's to
be the chief event of the reunion. Well,
'w-" he's welcome to his glory; it won't
last long; he will never get in again."
"Tou think not?" said George tensefr
"No; he'll never be able to pay.^the
expense of another campaign. 1 ityruln
ad what little law practice lie had
when be went Into polltlcs,4hd now
l he's a bankrupt"
' . "A bankrupt?" George ^xclaimed.
"Why, I thought he: badr unlimited
manna."
"In a pig's valise," laughed .Stone.
"I am Intimate with the cashier of a
certain bank in this town and I had
it straight that Telfore's got up the ffiit
bit of collateral he can raise for money
he can't repay. Why, he had to beg
the bank for a little raise to give this
reception. Do you know, I suspected
he was trying to marry for money.
May I ask If this Miss Cranston is an
heiress?" *" t,'* "She's
an only child," said Buckley,
reluctant to continue the conversation
further, "and her father in fairly well
off."
"Perhaps*" agSd I tons. "heTs ratify
-> 'vi&nfoij\*' & yv IflSSy, ^ %"?~ ;
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v.
i/urn\v. uui ne reit n strange, linli
morbid disinclination to leave. He repaired
ti) his hotel, changed his clothing
and went down to tho crowded
dining room. hot the very gnyety on
every, lyinrt irritated lilm. He had no
appetitj'for what was before him. All'
around him, at private tables, were gny
pnrtte'Ayof young people In evening
dress. Th?wnusle of a fine orchestra
rnnie 1 tv-ftxnn .iHe t"? atmr:?nu ?... -
I'.'.Ied with the perfume of flowers.
Never had the burden of his birth felt
Iso heavjvAiever .tfpd he so keenly long sl
for ^8tt^mft#}unble. He was In
| i tttld jTOmjeto httd'Sviirie Ills own fa,
jyBr^jflf 'hi aripg the scourge of the
(he only things he craved
i^^^^Rlln^ifs grasp.
MjjfiHfe .warmth came to his coUF
: h?l^>v^r {the thought that I.ydia
Jfcnstop' enrol for hlin, hut it way
-sfcjfcpt by tho Icy fear that, despite
h?5?regard for lilui, she was even
k tken.?ti+ring philosophically to put hhr
out of her life. That striving had bogtfli
with <the acceptance of the reception
In h<t?r honor. The next step would
bo the formal announcement of her engagement
to -the governor, and thou
she would begin to look upon Tclfare
as her future husband. George stifled
a groan and rose and left the room.
The thought was like the pangs of
death. He went out Into the streets
and walked on and on, going he cared
not wbltlier, trying to kill the despair
within him. Dnrk thoughts pursued
lilin, but he threw them aside. He was
a soldier fighting black adversity, and
he would fight?fight to the end. He
had been walking half an hour when
he came to the spacious grounds of the
Dunlclgli home. A carriage stood at
the door. It was waiting for her?her!
In a short while she would emerge
dressed for the recentlon. CouUl h?>
not wait there on the street and see
her? No, for it was a closed carriage,
and she would be shut off from his
. lCTr. But^could hc not^wlthout;^^^,
'"'j seetir ffct" nearer the doS? ^iKfough f
| which she would have to pass? The
grounds were unllghted, and there
were many clusters and hedges of
I shrubbery. The gate of the drive was
I open. He stole in and found a rustic
seat behind a hedge of rosebushes,
where he could remain unseen. lie
had not lon;j to .wait. Mrs. Dunlelgli
and Mrs. Cranston came out and then
Miss Cosby and Hydia. The two girls
puused for a moment under the great
I swinging lamp that hung from the
1 ceiling of the veranda. Buckley hold
his breath as he looked upon her. lie
had never seen her In complete evening
dress before, and her rare beauty
wus a revelation to him. She seemed
to be at once the girl he knew and
adored and yet another who was quite
a stranger to him.
The coachman was holding the carriage
door open for her, and she swept
down the steps and the door closed
upon her. The hoofs of the mettlesome
horses ground Into tlio pebbled
drive as they whirled her away. Gone
frptn lijs sight into that of his despised
rival! puckley snnk back on to the
benctrdjid clusped his cold hands. Ho
! remained there mi hour iimn
rTS "? ?*"v* tuvu oivtt"
ly retf^eed his stops down the beautl
ful street. Soon tlio illumination at
the executive mansion rose befor?*biio.
The hunt-of many voices fell on his
oar, blenl|e4i- Ay 1th martial music. The
trees on tWftt^vh vvero hung with Chinese
lantenD^rfera n balcony overhead
attendants were setting off costly fireworks.
On the very sky Telfare seemi
ed to be recording his triumph over his
' conquered foe. George walked on past
I the mansion Into the reveling^ mass of
| humanity that swarmed about the principal
hotels.
CIIAPTEK XXVII.
lUOKLEY hardly Jkncw where he
I U I Vent; but soon found himself
ill again near the executive man1
I slon. The merriment was at
Its height. Afraid of meeting some one
who would recognize him, he walked
on rapidly. He wanted to be In
motion. It was the only thing that
seemed tp deaden the agony In his
brcnst. One moment ho would clinch
?AtB hands and stllle a groan of pain as
ha' Af T 1?/Hn'a oaaIa! A ?t ?? ? 1
I # VI A'J U1U O DW1UI 11 111 III ?111
i <rodj?ev nearness to the man he deH0lK4t\ud
yet dreaded, and he wonld
pawsJfl?a look up at tho sky as If
trylKaMttdd there a reason for his
I mtoaJfcqEd wiih again passing the
Dunftro/ttoase and was about to retrae^flg.tep.
to his hotel when he
henffl +nf rid of an approaching carrlage^jfise
believed It to be the Dun'*g?J?nd
darted into the grounds
1 andTpfck to bis former hiding place.
He twi right
Th* approaching vehicle turned In at
the mite and was raptdty curving toward
the veranda when George noticed
that que of the rear wheels ~was coming
off. His heart was in his month.
Ho wanted to give the driver warning,
but It was too late. The wheel was
off. The carriage lurched to one side.
Tbfrv wm ? sharps of muffled ecrqema
-^dr. i. m
a? .pen
Grown and Bridge
Work a SpooiRltv
? ^ V - from,
wlOHn. and, to make Shatters
wore&nlw"typrses took fright and began
,to H&r and plunge. With no
thobght aa tflL the Incongruity of his
presence there at such a moment
Buckley darted from his place of concealment
and ran to the aid of the ladles,
who were loudly calling for help
and trying to break the heavy plats
glass windows. Buckley followed the
Jolting carriage along the drive and
finally succeeded In Jerking the door
open Just as the coachman drew his
horses to a stand In th? light at the
stops. George helped the ladles out.
"Why, it's Mr. Buckley!" exclaimed
Mrs. Cranston, in grateful astonishment.
It was a most awkward moment
Buckley co?ld only bow, bis hat
In hand and pale to f,, MIm
Cosliy gave him a knowing look as stl?
extended her gloved hand.
"It was good of you," she said.
Mrs. Dunleigh seemed so much ex
gitwrvveimrat turn nnppeneq ttrnt she
took no notice of Buckley nor seemed
to rent^rk on the oddity of his sudden
appearance nt such an opportune moment
The coachman unhitched the
horses from the carriage and led them
away, leaving George In the center of
the cluster of ladles. Kitty Cosby Introduced
him to Mrs. Dunleigh, but
that lady simply bowed and continued
her nervous exclamutlons of horror at
fl<& -~1. - l.T i? ?
?vuumuuiiiie. i mougni we were
being hurled Into eternity"?
"In our reception gowns," laughed Kitty,
who was calmness Itself. "Pshaw!
Mrs. Dunlelgli, I knew the old thing
would simply drag and bump along till
Harrison" Stopped the horses, but I do
believe you and Mrs. Cranston would
have crushed the life out of Lydln and
myself."
"Well, I'm glad it was no worse," declared
Mrs. Dunlelgli. "Come on In.
You'll all catch your deaths out here
In those thin dresses."
Lydln and George ascended the steps
last, and she paused with him a moment
alone on the veranda. She had
not spoken.
"I have simply no explanation to
make," he said, eying her contritely.
"Explanation?" she said. "Whyshould
there ba me?"
"As soov. as their excitement is over,"
he reminded her, "they will wonder
how I happened to be up here in the
grounds at this time of night."
"Oh!" She raised her eyes to his In
a startled expression.
"But you may know," he went on?
"you may know that It was simply be
Qeorge helped the ladles nut.
cause I was dying to catch a glimpse
of you. I was half crazed with desperation
over It all?all this affair iu your
honor given by that man?the rumor
over the whole stnte that you are to become
his wife. I did not come to Atlanta
for this. 1 came on business. I
finished my work at sundown and ought
to have gono back home, but my miscry
chained me here. I won't keep
back anything. I passed hero earlier
in the evening and noticed the carriage
waiting for you. I saw that I
could hide behind that hedge and see
you come out. I did it and drank In
your beauty and my deeper despair.
Then I came back a few minutes ago
and hid again to see you once more.
Somehow I felt that my agony would
be less keen If I could merely see you
last?do you understand??see you after
he had told you good night back
there In all his glory. I saw the wheel
coming off. I knew wbat wag going
to happen. I could have remained hidden
and allowed the coachman to let
you out and thus have escaped thla
humiliation In the eyes of your friends.
But what does It matter? They know
who I an*. They know why 1 had to
act like a thief to steal a gllmse of the
woman who has enslaved me?why I
had to do that, when she Is the favored
guest of the governor of the state end
his promised"?
"Stopl" Lydla cried. "Don't, d?*>t!
I can't benr any more. I-^l am only a
woman, George. I'm only a girl who
Is being pulled und dragged by others.
Fnther begged me to permit this entertainment.
to aecept Mrs. Dunlelgh's
Invitation. I refused at first, George;
on my honor I did, but father is In a
critical condition. The doctor told me
not to worry him In the slightest, and
he had set hi* heart on this affair to
l. LI AIR,
Office Bank Building
Union, 8. O
night. ' 'fhe poor man loves snch
things **tth nil his soul, and he thinks
Governor Telfare a great man. He
actually broke down and cried when
I refused; It was pitiful to see his old
gray b8ad shaking with Bobs over what
he ccwldeml base Ingratitude. Besides,
,%ltty was Included In the invl
tattoo' She Is my guest, and any
natnrti^vlrl would like to go to such
an nffqB, and mamma urged It. Oh,
Georg^Bo pity me. Don't?don't think
I'm ltkMtho rest of the world, for I'm
not. jrainngor for better things, higher
thln'fjBpnit in this case I really don't
kno^^Vliat to do."
'"tfittp*?he took a deep breath, as If
trylnXtO fortify .himself against n
comlflR blow?"then you aro engaged
' not, George. Don't?don't
<lttett|p 'bje so closely. I am not hap"BiM
Tjjn looks upon this affair tonlght
*# favorable to his suit. Is thut
^Hwlnay. George, but I really don't
know what to do."
Ruftdef was as pale as a corpse. He
bruallfcl his brow with a quivering
"God knows I hate "nothing to offer
yotq? die suld In a low tone. "And It
wasyrong for>me to thrust myself on
you 'as I have done tonight. Your
friends wllL laugh at me for my desperation,,
Jjpot I don't care. Goodby.
I shtt^ijever trouble you" again."
"Oh, (fcorge"?but he had turned and
waS w%tking away in the darkness.
She stifled a groan of pain, and then
Ttraitf lnf/% r"
.. ~..v ?"i<j uic uuuMt*. one saw ner
mother and Mrs. Dunlelgh la the drawing
room under the prismatic chandelier
in close conversation, but she passed
on and ascended the stairs to the
room assigned to herself and Kitty.
The latter was unfastening her hair
before a pier glnss und came forward,
her hands extended.
"Don't let it worry you, dear," she
said simply.
Lydla made no reply, sinking, palo
and miserable, Into n chair and covering
her face with her hands.
"I say, don't let It worry you," said
Miss Cosby. "But the whole thing
makes me lighting mad."
"Mad?" said Lydla, looking up almost
hopefully at the unexpected outburst.
"Yes, mad," snld Kitty. "Why should
thji^young god of a man be kicked und
sneered at by our world, forced to
sneitk nround behind rosebushes merely
to ape the idol of his dreams step
into her carriage, while a half bald,
sa^ow fueled creature receives her untl\e
glare of electric
lights, In the perfume of costly tlow.era
.apd ainjd the plaudits of a squirming,
low necked, white shlrted mass
of hero worshipers?hero worshipers,
Indeed! ? when George Buckley, tho
j kind of hero we know. Is loft out in the
I cold?"
"Oh, Kitty, you are a darling!" The
color was running Into Lydin's wan
face. Her eyes tvere gleaming ns they
had not gleamed that night. "But papa?
What about him? What woulcj
you do about him?"
"Whnt would I do about him? I'd
make him change his pills. I don't
think he has any more heart disease
than I have, and mine tlops as regular
iib a clock, except when George Buckley
cornea nepr, with those big, dreamy
eyes of his. Lydtn Cranston, I told
your mother I wasn't going to Influence
you either way, but If George Buckley
wanted me like he wants you he could
have me ut the drop of a hat. God
doesn't bring up real men in velvet
liped cradles; he simply gives them the
cbamce to bring themselves up. I know
\tfcere you stand tonight, Lydla. Sebnre
in the Joy of George Buckley's
Idvfc^you are drifting away from It.
Yofi are In danger, my girl?In danger
of losing the very thing you treasure
t$ovdlm else. You think you con obey
ytair pnbents and always retain George
Buckley's love, but as sure as fate,
while you are now all a woman could
bo In his sight. If you degraded yourself
by -marrying Telfnre ho would
gradually cense to love you nnd would
transfer his giant heart to some other
woman. I'd hato to be second choice;
but, as God is my judge, I'd like a
chance ^to make that Ihnn thoroughly
hippy. What do 1 care about his family?
Napoleon said he was the first of
!PP name, and George Buckley may ho
the first of bis."
(Lydla looked up sharply ond fixed n
steady glance on the face of her friend.
"You are actually In love with him,"
she said. "What right?"? She suddenly
covered her face.
" Oh, don't be a goose!" Kitty said.
"We've got work to do before we go
to bed. Your mother nnd Mrs. Dunletgh
are now rolling a delightful mor
sel of gossip under their tongues. 1
enn lioar their mumbling voices. I
have an Idea. I can't sleep until I
have rid their minds of the belief that
George Buckley was hitting on the
lawn to cn|<fli sight of you. That's the
sort of thing women love to circulate.
Wait. I'll tlx 'em. nml then we'll go
to bed."
Descending the stairs and entering
the drawing room a moment later. Kitty
overheard Mrs. Cranston saying:
"Yes. that accounts for It. Lie whs not
Invited und was simply Jealous and
desperate over not seeing her. so he
stole Into the grounds, and"?
"Oh, uiy. what au Imagination you
have. Mrs. Cranston!" Kitty laughed
heartily. "But you are away off. Mr.
Buckley explained it to Lydia. Ilo
was going by here, returning from a
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BOGUS DOCTOR'S PRANK
"Dr. Calder's" Glee Over His
Skillful Swindling.
BAYS HIS PATIENTS WERE SO EASY
"It Wm a Sham? Wot to T*Ve the
Money," Snya the Man Who Applied
Porona Plaater Treatment to Rleh
American Bnalneaa Men?Made Victims
Lie Face DownTrnrd.
Maximilian MulteiV the bogus "Dr.
C. F. Calder," who swlnNleil many rlcb
men by bis porous plaster treatment,
admitted his guilt In the Grand street
court, Brooklyn, the other day, says
the New York American.
"I'm guilty; there Is no use In denying
it," he said, and then lnughed merrily,
but qulctlj*, as he recalled the
predicaments In which he had left so
many of his victims.
"Americans are so easy," he said,
"that It is a shame not to take their
money. E. Z. Mark exists In other
places besides tho funny pages of the
newspapers."
Waiving preliminary examination
Muller was held in bonds of $1,000 on |
a charge of grand larceny. The officers
who made tlio nrroot
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police headquarters, where he posed
for a picture.
"This Is where E. Z. Mark triumphs,"
he Bald.
In his free and easy way Muller told
the court how he swindled his victims
by the porous plaster treatment and
Beemed to feel thnt It was all a good
Joke. His story was filled with maxims
concerning the gullibility of the American
business man.
"Why," he said, "I was kept constantly
laughing nt my own tricks.
When I came to this country from Germany
I was an orderly at Bellevue,
and I then discovered the weak point
in the armor of the average man. Why
Is It that a man Is pointed out as a
doctor? Because of his air of authority
and dignity. I never was a doctor,
only posed as one and then posed sue- j
cessfully.
''All the time I was at Bellevue I
studied men and women closely and
made it my business to fiud out their
business interests. Then I would approach
a man under pretense of allowing
him to make a great sum of money
off me. This would flatter his pride,
and he would think thnt I was the easy
mark.
"Having mastered my man thoroughly
In the presence of the man's wife I
would note a few symptoms and with
grave alarm refer to his heart action.
The wife usually listening would step
forward and say. 'That's right, John,
you'd better have the matter attended
to by the doctor."
"When I said, 'Take off your clothes,
my man,' I felt like going out on the
porch and having a good hearty laugh.
Imagine for yourself the victim taking
off his clothing in a half hearted, reluctant
way.
"Then, when I said, 'Llo down on the
bed and put your face in the pillow/
It seemed too funny to see the way
even the shrewdest inun would obey.
Then, with all his clothing in my
hands, I had leisure to laugh as much
as I wanted to and rifle the clothing.
My medicine case was usuallv dnr?r??if.