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He stood by tlie end of the table,
and we' fell into n sort of group itround
it The light wns above, and it showed
Our inverted images in the black and
polished surface.
f1t wns nil in the past" said Donald
"X feared that it might be so. I cannot
help you, Mr. Kelvin, further than tc
assure- you that tlje deed of transfei
once existed nnd that it came into th'<
possession of the rightful owner ol
this property after having been in tin
hands of-.a rascal. This I judgo by tin
scene lt^Gffc, I UuqjvNothing of th<
pOOplG.V ' <
VCom^Mtartfe^y. "That's wohtl
* /-kstory.'!.
beside- me
B 4W*hou idpr.
JufmgM Brh,o spui ami point
flH Bpeclions in the table
^^B^^H^^HKiinty wo an iopkec
* ^IMHMRRo the best 1 can-k salt
i, "^""fyonald, witli something like a groan
"This takes the life out of me, but 1'1
have to go through with it' somehow
It's as if I saw this room, but a goo<
deal different,#of course. This table i;
hero, and there is a single candle burn
jng upon it. Beside the table is a mni
slttinir in a chair. He seems to liavi
ft sort of light sack coat on over si par
of a military uniform, lie Is ver;
broad in the shoulders, lie's one o
the strongest looking men that ever
saw, though not very tall, I shouh
judge, lie has a little black mustach
that Is too small for his face. It look
ridiculous on a man with such si heuv,
juw."
"That's West cot t ? Norman West
cott!" gasped Ilunn. "When I was :
boy"?
ponald went on without seeming t
fjear this interruption.
"I never saw a man sit so still," sai
he. "It startled me at lirst. I thougli
he was dead. After quite a long titn
another man conn s into the room?th
man whom I described to you thi
morning. lie looks scared; ho ha
a pistol in his hand, lie conies i
by that window, and the other mai
seems to see him without looking thn
way.
"'Have you brought it?' ho nsk
without a movement except of his lip:
The other seems to go into a sort c
panic. He walks up to the table like
crab, the pistol in his left hand an
that side of him coming foremost.
"'Yes; I've got it,' he says, and the
ho breaks into ;i sort of harangue. 'N
tricks!' ho erics over and over agaii
'You'll do as you say?Westcott!'
"That's the oflicor's name?Wes
CQtt."
"And the other's Walmslcy!" exelain
ed Rutin.
])onaki looked up dreamily.
"Wainislcy?" lie repeated. "Win
was I saying?"
"Keep quiet, everybody," said Reed;
"Don't break in. This is too big
tiling to be fooled with. 'No tricks
that's what you said. lie Was afral
the other fellow would do him out c
something."
ponald looked down at the table an
put his fingers lightly upon the scar i
It before lie proceeded.
"'You shall have your price, Walm
Ia..? ..obi Wi h.o.l olw.ll Inni
1UJ', DMK1 ?? ? Pltuu, IIIM& J\JU ninill IVil t
tlilH room with it in your pocket, ami
will not put the law upon you for th
Crime. I give you my word as an ofl
cer ami a gentleman. I'ut the deed c
the table.'
"'The money first,' said Walmsley.
"Westcott had had both his banc'
under the table. He withdrew the le
hand and throw down a little bai
Walmsley, still holding Ids pistol, mai
aged to open the string that fastonc
the mouth of the bag, and he pourc
out the gold coins upon the table. The
he counted them off with his rlgl
hand, putting each into his pocket.
"'It's right,' he said, 'and here's tl
deed.'
"Ho took it from th? llTKtSt ?? It
CONFIDENTIAL.
a ri^;ht to expect that
ess will be treated as
DENTIAI
im to protect their interest
itimate manner.
)N & SON, Bankers.
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l:"rg a tor:/.rear J c;.J [\r>L.-ut!cn of the Seven
i\lyitcrics f.'oiv AsfOciatfJ Willi IRs Name In
(he Public fC-4, and of an fljhth, >
*. VYliicii is tfMr Key of the Seven
son. jr.
s>. By HOWARD FIELDING
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cont and laid It before Westcott. A?
^ ' /11 ijht'he <:rii </, ^^i-li / A < left
e hand upon the wall.
t ho did so lie lowered liis pistol, and the
V next second It went spinning across
f I the room. Walnisley gave n cry like
1 ; some wild animal. lie seemed to lose
[1 ; his wits. .Meanwhile Westcott had rise
, en to his feet, his right hand being bes
hind him. The document lay between
y them on the table just there."
J And Donald laid his linger upon a
> certain spot.
a ; "l cannot understand what insane
impulse moved Walinsley, but ho
o reached forward to snatch the deed. I
think he must have meant to get p
d anyway, protected by his pistol; to pet
it the money, display the document and
e then treacherously take it again in ore
dor to have a hold upon the other,
s and his mind was so set upon this act
s that he performed it mechanically in
n his terror, forgetting the loss of his
it weapon.
t ""Wei-toott made a sudden sweep with
his right arm, incredibly rapid. 1 can
S hear the whistling sound of his sword
s. in the air. He had keen holding a cav>f
airy saher Utah r the tahle. Walmsloy's
a lingers were closed upon the deed*and
d he was drawing it toward lntn. Those
lingers, long mid yellow, remained
n elasped ahout that hit of paper, even
o after the hand fell away from the
i. arm, severed clean hy the strongest
blow I ever saw or dreamed of." <* \
t- There was a pause during whit jl
was aware that every one breathed
t- rather hard, including myself.
"Walinsley screamed, hut not very
loudly," continued Donald. "It was the
it quick cry of horror and surprise, lie
stared at his own hand, lying there
y. upon the table. In tin instant Westcott
a caught him and ripped his right slioultier
and arm hare, lie had everything
(1 ready, and lio worked with great skill,
if lie put a tight bandage around the nriu
above the elbow; then lie did someid
tiling to the wrist, tying up the severed
11 arteries, I suppose. When this was
done and the stump wrapped in cloths,
r. he picked Wahnsley up in ids arms,
e for the man had fainted, and carried
I ' him out through that window."
IS , "To the doctor's, of course," said
IP Dunn.
m "I have not followed him," responded
Donald. "I have seen nothing that
happened outside this room. Wait!"
1r lie cried suddenly. "Westcott is comft
ing back. He takes the hand from the
[?. table, the deed still in it. Ity the Etera
nail"
>d lie sprang toward the wall and pallid
ed away a movable bookcase that had
n been put in since the Kelvins' advent,
it How lie could liavc swung It away
from the wall I really do not know, for
le the tiling witli its load of hooks must
have been a great weight.
J- "Kight there!" he cried, striking with
nis icit nana upon the wall. "He put
It there!"
We all ran forward and examined
the paneled wall, which seemed to be
perfectly solid, but Iteedy sounded it
In the place Indicated by Donald and
declared that it was suspiciously hollow.
After perhaps ten minutes' work,
which showed him to be very expert
in such matters, the detective found a
spring controlling a panel which opened
outward, revealing a recess containing
the dust of many old papers and
some parchments well enough preserved.
There was also the right hand of
n man long dead, and the boi.y fingers
still clasped that deed 'of transfer
which Norman Westcott had bought of
Ezra Walmslcy, the miser.
" ' *'
- CHAPTER XIII. 4
"Tni ' D1?IBS OF THE. MOTH Trt$
STAR.* V
THE affair of the misei^hiind
made a great stir. Dijpvef have
been able to traucftiie ways by
which it got Into print, but
within* thirty-Six hours the newspapers
seemed to be full of it.
1 should not have regretted very seriously
the. publication of the exact
facts, but the controversy which resulted
was somewhat annoying. Donald
suffered, but he bore it well. He
was beset by interviewers and persons
with cameras; all sofrts of absurd tests
were proposed to hiL; he received letters
f*-om many serlapa minded Investigators
and A multitude of cranks, and
' there were several proposals from theatrical
managers who wished to exhibit
blin. The photographers secured plenty
of snapshots, but the Interviewers
were obliged to depend upon their own
Imaginations, for Donald wpuld not say
u word to any of them.
All Tunbrldge become a debating society,
though there was far less skepticism
than 1 should have expected.
My mniu concern is with the attitude
of two persons, both of whom were
<vitnesso8 of the manifestations?I refer
to Bunn and Kelvin.
The effect upon Jim Bunn was most
remarkable. I may trutbfqdy say that
he was never the same man gfterward.
lie had been profoundly impressed.
Upon Kelvin the effect was peculiar.
1 will wager all I possess that he had
no more doubt originally as to'the genulnepess
of . the manifestations than I,
bad. Upon that night he jvns shaken
to hla very vitals by what be wWr-Ya< 1
upon the th'.rd day afterward he told
Isaac Thorndyke, an old resident of
Tunbrldge, that It was all mere trickery.
Thorndyke was the most notorious
babbler who ever existed. He never
kept n secret longer than the time required
to go from the person who gave
it into his keeping to the next with
whom lie had a speaking acquaintance.
Kelvin, though n newcomer in the
town, could not have been ignorant of
tlds. There seemed no escape from
the conclusion that he liad deliberately
selected the person most likely to
spread the story broadcast.
I was enraged at this, and I taxed
Kelvin with the slander. lie showed
considerable backbone, saying tliat he
had only expressed a private opluion
to an acquaintance and blaming Thorndyke
for repeating that wtiicli had bppp
told In confidence. The scene between
Kelvin and myself was very unpleasant,
and I could not help feeling
miuii^iiuih iin uviriiiiuu niiii uc was
secretly trying to make it worse.
In the end 1 said something quite
sharp, to the effect that he was an ungrateful
brute who ought to be walklug
on four feet and that, moreover, he
was the last member of the animal
kingdom that had a right to accuse another
of underhand devices and dishonest
trickery. This opened the breach
once more between the Uelvdn fnmily
and luy own. Poor Donald! LPs boyish
love affair was progressing over a
very rough road.
There was some reason to regret this
quarrel which would embitter the war
for the control of the branch road.
Carl Archer had a talk with me upon
this point and suggested that if was
very unfortunate to Involve Mf- Thorndyke
in the quarrel, becnuse ho was a
stockholder In the brunch. I perceived
the Iniquity of the situation; but, liav!
lug already given Tborndykc a piece
of my mind, I could hardly take It
back. However. I could not l>elleve
I that he would kc this an excuse for
deserting cm i?rty, to which he had
pledged allegiance before the incident
arose.
"I think that Donald is carrying this
matter a little too far," said Carl. "It
Js true that he doesn't seem to, he doing
1 any harm, but we can't be sure that
be won't, because we don't know the
notive which has led him Into all this
wonder-working."
"Why don't you ask him?" said I.
''I wish that you would," bo fepllud
very earnestly, "tie's outsldo. Cull
him In."
"It won't do any good," said I.
"Try It," he rejoined.
lie got up on a chair and looked
I iK- -I - -
wiu Kin?? Ul U10 partition
which Ih between my room n?<l the
inaln ofllce. The glass part wns once
movable, but I had It fastened permanently
some years ago and oven ndded
a double sash In order to exclude more
effectually the noises from the outer
' oHIee, where many peoplo were employed.
"lie's out there, talking with Tim
1 Healy," ho said uud called JDouald'B
nmnc, but the partition is so thoroughly
Impervious to sound that ho was
not heard, although Iloaly's tall desk
is directly upon the other side of It.
"I'll go out and get him," said Carl,
"or you tell him when you go out,
Bunn," he added to the old cashier,
who at that moment opened my door.
"Tell Donald that we want to see
him."
Bunn laid a paper on my desk and
made some comment. As he turned
to go Donald entered.
"My hoy," said I, "do you know
what ;.our future father-in-law is saying
about you?"
"Yes,"; he replied cheerfully; "Mr.
Kelvin thinks I'm bogus. I hope he'll
,be iL to prove it, and then wo shan't
havq jnny more trouble."
At.,tl^ls Jim Bunn laughed nervously.
r"tYhiit is the exact truth, Donald?"
'4B??
he answered, smiling, "the
trntb. is that Mr. Kelvin would do
well 'to wait. lie has seen things that
wertKhard to explain; ho will see others
trait are a thundering sight harder.
But tfcan't help It. I call you to witness,
TJncle John, that I was dragged
into t|iis business by the heels. You
know bow painful it is to me."
"Donald," said Carl kindly, "in our
presence and upon honor?all joking
nside^-do you claim the possession of
any unusual power?"
"A minute or two ago." said Donald,
"you ycren't so anxious about the
power." You wanted to know what the
motive was which hard led uie into all
this wonder-working."
Carl.started and gripped the arm of
Q18 cuoir.
"Your exact words." said 1.
Jim Dunn put n hand to his forehead
looked from Donald to me. Then
be pointed to Archer.
"Did he say that before Don came
In?" he demanded. And 1 responded
that he had said It precisely.
"Tell us how you do it. Don?" said
Carl lightly.
"Ypu press me unreasonably." answered
Donald, with annoyance. "1 do
It par-means of a power of which 1 posMU'O
little, but there is some one in
iSfiAridgc who possesses a thousand
'"times uiore."
"You mean your father," said Bunn
Quickly.
l^'No, I don't mean my father," an wored
Donald, "and unless Uncle John
^tmnTihnds me I shall not say whom I
mean."
"I shall not command you, my boy,"
said I. "Indeed, it is not necessary.
And I won't have you cross questioned
any more," I added, seeing how deeply
he was irritated. "I thank heaven that
you possess this power, and I verily believe
that it will be the salvation of
us all."
When Donald had gone, Bunn asked
me whether I could bring myself to believe
that Mrs. Donaldson was the
source of all these mysteries.
"I never doubted that she had the
power," said I. "but 1 am skeptical
about her having more of it than her
son."
At this Carl Archer arose and waved
his arms around his head in a protest
that transcended speech.
"We have all gone crazy!" he cried
ut last. "There is no such power.
There is not an atom of evidence In all
me worm s msiory mat any numan
being over exercised it. Donald is
merely traveling the way of all impostors.
and F tlilnk we ought to stop
him."
"What do you think about it,' Jim?"
said I.
Dunn had his hand upon the open
door.
"I think that nobody will stop him,"
he replied. "lie will go on to the end."
And the old man went nway muttering.
On the following day Donald came to
me with a remarkable request, and 1
despair of making clear tlie reason why
I granted it. I can say no more than
that tlie boy had begun to exercise an
inlluence over me that was nearly irresistible.
"You have noticed," said he, "that
my father is not very well. That is
why 1 come to you with this matter
and why I ask you uot to bother him
about it. lie has enough upon his mind
without being worried by my foolishness."
I asked him what the matter might be.
"My father has the papers In the old
Strobel correspondence," said ho. "A
few weeks ago he got them together
and put them In his box in the vault
at the bonk."
it is not necessary nere to explain
what the Strobel correspondence was
nor why Donaldson had taken charge
of It. as these things have uo bearing
upon the case. I replied that the facta
were as the boy had stated them.
'J want you to ask my father for
tlieso papers." said Donald. "When
you go up to the house this noon, you
can stop at the bank with him and get
them. Don't let anybody else seo you
tako thetn, don't tell anybody that you
have them, and ask my father not to
mention the circumstance at all. Will
you do this?"
1 saw no objection, and told him so.
Then I asked what I should do with
the documents.
"Put them Into that little handbag,"
said he, pointing to one which was beside
my desk. "Don't tako them out
whllo you're at the house. Afterward
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(TO S
OUR resources sire not fahul
on earth, nor <!o wo do
BUT we re here among the
ntn|)Ie means for all 1
enough to take rare of ;
WE COAtE, hacked up by a good ret
made irreproachable l>\
WE ARE here to stay ami we sol
accommodation consist
Interest Raid 0:1 I
Herchants and Plant
1
bring them < I t s< put to 1 in
t!:! s::f >. NVI. n ; u have tlone sm.
change *' r!*
'tl"' iy ' i : ,0 '
tin in in a place wher I 'M gvi Ha ni
y ami at : d v. :< i
'11 a I t'll.. vl: Vu el . ! at I ill t1: :: ftcrnt
tt'l. i d !'. ! . 1 ' '( ?>v
but b: fatII: n ! t'u'csi'.1
;i:-?l wii'.i a 1 Illness. < "' I .
Br.t what v.v.s tin* valta < t e? pa
As I 1 w know t it nodiit:-;.
I will not cm! 1:0:1 >' ; - s
t!o:t. tlietn.li >l i red. 1 at t! ; no.
l be ?>;:{> i ...be." A n I < .a! i . as
tl. it Isaac T!! dy! !.- < 1 bet ; .
r 1' : 1 III the ( 'T; ;-i :
t'c.M. t 11_ 11 !: t!.: !' \ <.::! ! '
i;y .! > ini'.i"v- ' c ?m
... v.i: . i : \ ' U i' 1"
tr> ll'i :*:>!: : .Imw i\ i >]'.' :
else!;.- as D : .1! ! I i do.
and by 2 in fh" : :"i? :i :!m pap>rs
reposed in inv (1 (' ; of wide!;
would answer only to vlcieilcc or t?
my own hand.
That evening I) : skid me very
particularly w!i ?t!i:>r I had f .'.lowed
liia instructions. ; :>r;l to re.-: rn
the matter as egtivmely imp i : r.:t.
ami he took me into the ill rnry to
speak the more privately. though there
was no one about. for Donaldson lia'l
gone to his room and Dorothy and
Carl to a neighbor's house.
We sat together in a window looking
out nt the moonlight which was Hoodill,7
over t'.ic so >f of tlie long. law
house ami pouring down theslopaof the
lawn heyoiul in n great white stream.
Suddenly 1 heard steps upon the
path that ran in the shadows below
the window, and a voice cried. "Dorothy!"
The tone was strange, and some
how it went to my heart.
"Carl and my little mother," said
Donald; "they're coming hack."
He loft the window and walked out j
of the room. I was vaguely glad that
he should go and was. indeed, prompted
to follow him. hut somehow I could
not do so.
Carl and Dorothy had stopped below
the window. As the room was dark,
tliey could not lmvo suspected that any
one was within bearing of their voices.
After the single word which I had
<>verheard there was silence for nearly
a minute.
"Carl." said Dorothy, speaking as
one who lias summoned up strength to
meet an emergency, "I won't have
this. It shall not he so."
"You refuse to listen to me," lie responded.
"You will not let ine sneak."
"I care nothing for that," she answered.
"t can protect myself from
your addresses. What 1 won't have is
the fact! The thing shan't be true."
"I don't understand you," said he almost
in a whisper.
"You are spoiling something that Is
too good to he spoiled," she answered.
"Look at our life here in this house.
See how this man, once loveless and
alone, has gathered around him those
who love him. See how beautiful a lifo
we lead under his roof. Why, Carl,
you and 1 have played together as innocently
as if we were children. ITavc
you the heart to bring such common
Infamy as this into a scene so sweetV
"It isn't infamy," lie protested. "My
love for you"?
"Say blasphemy, if you prefer the
word," she cried. "It seems to me like
that when uttered in this little corner
of the world that has been sacred as
r M m
"Il'c will not timtrrclmid he
Ithe very prcgeuce of UoU In lila own
s.
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wo haven't the largest hank
all the business of the country,
good people of the county with
easonahlo demands, with capital
til vuur wants.
or< 1, that begun years ago; a record
fair business methods,
it-it your patronage, ottering every
cut with good banking.
'irne Deposits.
ers National Bank.
temple to inc. lie sane and honest,
far!. How can ,vou deliberately sacrifice
the friendship of my husband and
of Mr Harrington, to say nothing of
inineV"
"As fur you. Dorothy," he replied
with an emotion of which 1 would uot
have thought him capable, "I cannot
he your friend, tSod knows that Phave
tried."
"If Clod had known it." said site, "you
would nut have failed, lie would have
given you the strength to succeed. No;
you have not tried."
"I ennt-.ot he your friend." insisted
<rl. ">s for I ho friendship of the
o! hers, do you fancy that 1 shall tell
till ill V
"Do you fancy thai 1 shan't?" retort- ^
etl i> n>,hy, uluiosi i.i tears from sliaino
ami r..,;i\ "How dare you Hint that I
would share a secret with you and exciudo
in> husband? i wouldn't do it if
it were about a piat of peanuts, and
you should have found that out by this
time."
1 had a glimpse of Carl at this moment,
and his faee was so white that It
seemed to shine.
"You wiil tell Idm," said he slowly.
"It is honorable. Hut upon the other
hand 1 v.as equally bound in honor to
till you."
"You were hound in honor not to
have any such thing to tell," replied
Dorothy with spirit.
"\Yc will nt)t quarrel," sa'd he sadly.
"I have only one word more to say.
The time must soon conic when I shall
offer you the deepest sympathy of my
heart. 4 cannot offer it to you in the
name of friendship. 1 won't lie to you.
That is why I tell you now that I love
you."
"It soonts to ifie that if you foresee
trouble coining to me you have now
put it out of your power to help me.
Hut what do you mean? Do you cxlieet
harm In emiu> In mv IihuIkih/IV'
"Will you keep the secretV"
"Not from liiin," she answered firmly.
"If there is good reason, I will
keep it from everybody else."
"I cannot speak on such terms," said
Carl. "Indeed, I would hotter not speak
on any terms. 1 have lost your esteem.
I cannot count upon your help.
You would distrust me. Hut, Dorothy,
remember this: There is some one very
near ami dear to you?much dearer
than he has any right to be?whom It
have honestly tried to save, but I havefailed."
Dorothy was more bewildered than,
alarmed.
"I know that my husband has lost
money," she said. "Mr. Dunn lias led
kltn into a very foolish investment. lie
may suffer heavily, but it will be no,
such catastrophe as you imagine."
This, by the way, was the first hfnt t
had received that Donaldson bad gonewit
h Dunn into a certain wild dream
of finance which 1 will here describe
simply as the Ilarbrook Land company.
I had earnestly advised Donaldson
against It. and 1 suppos/ that ho
had heeded my warning. As for Dunn,
I understood that ho had drawn out
with a niarvelously small loss. My conscience
had been dragging me away
from that window; now It dragged mcv
hack again.
"That is but a small part thetrouble,"
said Carl. And then suddenly:
"Dorothy, don't disclose this. You
will regret it. 1 have spoken to you
from really good motives, even though
they may seem to be mistaken, and in
the strictest confidence."
[to he continued.] '
May Have Been Either.
"What do you think of that fellow?
Lie has actually gone to work."
"You don't say! We'll have to cut
his acquaintance, for wo would be di?
fcKivm II lit' n rru Si't'll Willi llllll."
Now whether the above conversation
took |>lnoc between two
tramps or two society dudes.
Flutter-Budget,
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pnrli r to tile hnlK li.u k anil forth anil
in anil out, bounding like a rubber ball,
chasing both her kittens round papa's .
chair while papa smokes, making kitty
leap unit hountl to cvado her clever
strokes.
Flutter-budget doesn't rare whether kitty
likes the play; papa, reading In the
ehalr, Is Invited to go 'way If ho
doesn't like the fan she Is having
with the kits; he Is told she'll soon bo
done; Just he patient where he sits.
Papa takes the little girl with the kittens
in her arm. gives her such a sudden
whirl Flutter erles out In alarm, finds
herself outside the door, where she
and the kittens choke: "Oh, dear,
pussens, what a bore! Papa cannot
take u Joke."