The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, January 15, 1904, Image 6
I EZRA BRIGGS'
REVENGE By D. H.
TALMADGE
...Copyright, lUUt, by T. C. McCluro...
My frieud tho postmaster aud gen
ral storekeeper of llaiieyvllle was sit
ting on the front porch of his establish
ment lazily putting small clouds o
blue smoke into the air and blinkluj
comfortably at his slippered feet
which were resting against a post 01
a level with his face. I spoke to him
and the feet slipped down with a thud
"Howdy," he said. "Some warmish
ain't It?"
I nodded, wiping from my face tlx
perspiration engendered by an ill ad
vised walk of two utiles over a road
unshaded from a merciless July sun
The family at the farmhouse where
from motives of economy, I was spending
my vacation had gone to a funeral,
and I had wearied of my own company.
Wherefore, the afternoon being
too hot for fishing, I had come to liarleyville
to seek companionship.
"I'd have went to Ike's funeral myself,"
said the storekeeper when I had
explained thus to his understanding,
"only the rest of the folks wanted to
go, and I didn't like to close up the
place on account of the postottice. I
was down to Ike's when (he great
damp breath blow his lamp out. I set
up with him two or three nights along
at the last."
"He was a close friend of yours?"
I asked.
"Well," sighing explosively, "there
ain't much doubt he was considerable
close, and we was always friends, hint
and me. I had a feeling of sympathy
for him during the last years of his
life, too?sort of an admiration for
him, because ho took his medicine like
a man. 'Tain t every male human that
does."
"Then lie had lomr been an invalid?"
"No; that ain't the idea. Ho wasn't
sick n groat while. The story datos
back nigh on to twenty years, when
him and Ezra Ilriggs was rivals fur the
hand of Martha IVIford. 'I'was nip
and tuck betw een 'cm. l>ut Ezra finally
won the match. Ike was foul enough
to get mad about it, and when his pa
died, leaving among his other effects a
mortgage on the old Ilriggs place where
Ezra was living, his parents both being
defunct, he foreclosed the thing and
made a regular dickens of a bad mess.
Ezra conhl have paid if he'd had another
six months, but Ike wouldn't
wait. That was the beginning of a
mighty hard time for Ezra. Nothing
he touched after that seemed to prosper.
IHm and Martha?there T7t?sTft no
jchlldren?cpme af lasi to live in a house
not much better than a shanty down by
the mill yonder, and the woman's love,
so my wife and daughter say, sort of
took sick and died. I've heard tell there
ain't much female love that's proof
against poverty long drawn out, and
heaps of what passes for real honest
affection leaks away through the wornout
places in woman's clothes.
"It's my opinion that Martha wasn't
a real comfortable person to live with
during the last two or three years of
Ezra's life. I've got a suspicion, more
or less founded on fact, that she was
sourer than the dregs of vinegar and
that her patience sort of shot oil" like a
Gatling gun once it had bn'stcd. Ezra
took sick finnllv with snninli?-ulv ,n? nili.
er's disease of something or other that
the doctors said was incurable, and lie
didn't keep up after that, just poked
around and groaned till the trouble
knocked him down into bed.
"lie kept his own counsel pretty
much, but I've got a notion he was
nursing n feeling of bitterness against
Ike most of the time then. I said to
myself 'twould be a blessing if the old
death angel would only flop down and
carry liim off before he done anything
that would shock the community.
"But I was worrying unduly. However
much he may have been figuring
on revenge, there wasn't no bloody violence
mixed into Ins figuring. lie did
give the community sort of a shock,
though, such as 'twas. Most of us
couldn't understand then why he done
as he did, but it is as clear as molasses
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to me now.
"Tlio river yonder five years ago
last March sot on a ripping tear owing
to a sudden thaw, and among other
things it done It swooped down across
; Ike's barnyard and carried ofT a Jot of
J live stock and things, including Ike
himself, who was trying to rescue n
valuable tain he'd paid a big price for
at the state fair.
1,lIo went along with the flood and
never stopped till he stuck in the
branches of a small tree about seventy
" or eighty feet from shore near where !
' Ezra's house stood. And as chance
would have it Ezra heard him yelping
for help and dragged himself out of
" i the house, whore he was staying alone
1 I with his disease while Martha washed
I dishes up to the hotel over at Bottom
village.
"Now, 'twould have been no more
than natural for a man in Ezra's position
to have done nothing but gloat
over the situation. But Ezra didn't
do nothing of the kind. He hustled
' around as fast as his disease would
' let him to save Ike before the tree
1 come unrooted.
1 ' "He got a long rope and tried to
throw one end of it to Ike, but it fell
about five feet "short every time, so he
waded out into the water, though the
| doctor had told him 'twould kill him
, to get his feet wet. When Ike had
tied one end of the ropo to himself
1 i;zr:i lien tne omer i'iih 10 u lencu post.
I and the current done the rest.
, "That wetting of his feet and legs
j was the beginning of Ezra's finish.
That night lie had a chill, and his dis
| ease simply got rampageous. The doetor
said 'twas hopeless the minute h*
seen him and give liim a week to live,
if he didn't drop off in the meantime.
And Ike well, Ike come around penitent
and humble as anything the Old
Testament ever produced, saying Ezra
saved his life, for he couldn't swim a
stroke, and asking if there wasn't anything
lie could do to make amends to
him. There wasn't, of course. The time
had gone by for that. Hut Ike hung
around the place clothed in figurative
sackcloth and ashes most of the time
till Ezra passed along to the next
world eight days later."
It seemed to me rather a pretty story
of the greatcr-love-hath-no-inau-thanthis
sort and lioap-eoals-of-flre-upon-hishead
sort, and I said as much to the*
storekeeper.
"Shucks! That wasn't Ezra's revenge
at all, though I thought it was till I
learned different. Ezra was simply
I saving Ike for the torture; that was
J all. Two days before ho died ho sent
for me, and he says, with a shivery
chuckle, when he'd sent the others out
of the room: "Old friend, I've got to tell
somebody this, and I've chose you.
It'll l>e easier dying if I know that
PC~ienouy"~aIi-.'" knows how I got even
with that cuss. I've forgive him and
all that; but, say,' and he drew me
down closer to him, 'I've made him and
Martha promise solemnly, with their
hands touching mine, that they'll get
married as soon as decent, and, oh,
glory, won't she just knock tlie plaster
oil of him!' lie was chuckling hard
when I left him, and I reckon he died
chuckling. My wife said he looked real
peaceful and contented and satisfied
and sort of natural in his coffin."
"And Ike?" I asked after a short interval,
during which the storekeeper's
n-Mi'u 111min a uisianr nimop wnore
white stones gleamed in the sunshine.
Once more he sighed, more softly this
time. "Poor Ike!" he murmured. "I
never see a man who seemed so glad to
die as hint."
More TIiiiii They Claimed.
"Say," said the irate victim, "you advertised
that the house was live minutes'
walk from the station."
"WellV" replied the agent.
"Why, it's nearly thirty minutes!"
"Ah, then, as we said farther on in
the advertisement, it is more than we
claimed."
Chancrcd Ilia Mind.
"I thought it was a case of love at
first sight."
"It was, hut he concluded that second
sight was best."?Brooklyn Life.
Tlio Penalty.
"Iii your bachelors' club what is the
penalty for marrying?"
"Marriage."?Town Topics.
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Poetry nntl Science.
Poetry has perhaps no place in the
exact sciences, partly because exactness
is incompatible with poetic license,
partly because of the unalterable tendency
of the poet to get things wrong.
A. curious example of this was noticed
In a lecture at the Camera club by Mr.
Duncan on cuttlefishes. The modern
cuttlefish is a descendant of the fossil
bclcmnlte, bnt the only descendant of
tl^e coeval ammonite is the paper nautilus.
Better "known is the Portuguese
man-of-war, with which the paper nautilus
is sometimes confused and which
is really allied with the bclcmnitc
group, because, while its shell appears
external, it is not really so. The poets
Pope, Byron and James Montgomery
all easily fell into the error, and Pope's
well known lines in the "Essay on
Man"?
Learn of the little nautilus to sail.
Spread the thin oar and catch the driving
Sale?' ' v
embody a wrong description of this
very interesting survival. Pope believed,
with many other people, that the little
nautilus comes to* the surface keel
downward and spreads some Ucshy
oval and ciliary expansions lii the form
of two sails and six little,.oars. Bat it
does nothing of the kind. Tito two little
oval expansions?the sails^-are ucv
it raiseu at ail, but always tightly
clasp the shell. They form; in fact,
part of the shell. Moreover,., the nautilus
comes to the surface upside down,
if we may so express Its position.?
London Post.
Nohe an a Curative A sent.
The Chinese doctor sets up a terrible
racket when called to treat the sick.
This is supposed to drive evil spirits
away, and it unquestionably acts well
in a great many cases. Civilization
demands rest and quiet. All noise is
barred from the sickroom. The Chinese
have demonstrated unknowingly
a great psychological or psychapatliologlcal
fact. A patient of mine had received
the last rites of the church, the
pulse had ceased at the wrist and he
had sunk into that coma which precedes
death. Some one in the next
house struck up the "Anvil Chorus"
from "11 Trovatore." 1 was very much
annoyed and distressed and tried to
stop it. Suddenly the pulsation at the
wrist began again, the patient gradually
opened his eyes, motioned to his
sister. She bent low. and he whispered
in her ear, "To dum to dea; that is my
favorite tune." We roused him, fed
him, and today, ten years after the
event, he weighs Jto pounds. The
therapeutics of vibration or noise is
yet to l^e written. So I have discovered
that anything that can arouse the
subconscious, subliminal self will cure
my patient when all drugs fail, and
noise is a very cheap agent.?Medical
Brief.
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Deer him J Sleep.
Deer reverse the apparent order of
nature, for they sleep in the daytime
and feed at night. How much sleep
they do take is a matter of contention
even among experienced stalkers. Some
say little, others much. On the whole,
we are inclined to agree with the for- |
mer, for it has to be remembered that
they chew the cud when lying down.
Two most experienced and observant
foresters, the one in Argyllshire and
the other in Aberdeenshire, thus gave
their opinions: "Deej^sleep or rest from
hi ? ?
uuuuv ivj ui j i si. 111. 10 -i p. m," "j)eer
sleep from noon to 5 p. m."
It is 110 uneoiumon occurrence to
come on deer asleep. A stalker in tlie
Hlackmount lind tlie rare experience
I of coming upon a parcel of seven stags,
all sound asleep. A herd was seen to
move in (Jlenfeshie, hut one stag remained
behind, lying motionless. On a
careful approach he was found to be
asleep. Perhaps, however, the oddest
occurrence of tills nature happened In
Rraemore, when a stalking party on
going up to the stag which hail Just
been shot found a three-year-old close
to It fast asleep. In fact, it is by no
means rare to get within a yard or
i two ol a sleeping deer.?Scottish Field.
1 DRU3ILLA S |
I GARDEN |
St By TEMPLE BAILEY $(
Copyright, 1903, by T. C. McClurt J|j /
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The garden was really only a box on
the lire escape, but there were pansies
In It In the spring, and Inter a tiny
rosebush bloomed. Then geraniums
held full sway until winter, when Drusllla
took the box Into the house and
raised a few pale violets.
Every morning Drusilla picked off the
withered blossoms, and in the evening
she watered her plants, for Drusilla
was busy all day, polishing and tiling
the nails of the patrons of the manicure
establishment In which she worked.
When a typewriter was llrst placed
at t?ie window of the big office opposite
the fifth lloor of the tenement in
which Drusilla lived and a dark young
man seated himself in front of it the
young girl watched the installation
over the heads of her purple pansies.
But when the young man looked
across and smiled Drusilla stepped over
her threshold and shut the door with n
slam.
"Impertinence!" she ejaculated in the
dimness of l\cr room, but her lips smiled
in answer to the look that the yoong
man had given her.
But the'blossoms cried out for water,
and presently Brasilia's fair head,
adorned with a porky black velvet bow,
bent over the pansies. The hands of
the young man remained suspended
over the keys. Then he rose and walked
to the window, but Drusilla picked o(T
some dried leaves and brought out an
infinitesimal watering pot. She made
a cool picture in her white shirt waist.
'A little wliMT of damp earth blew
across, cooling tlio heated atmosphere.
The evening hour grew to be an itn
portant one to Drusilla, for slie arrived
home at 0, and the dark young man did
not leave until 7. She sat up late
nights to finish a certain blue lawn
that had. a train that trailed over the
iron steps of the fire escape, to the further
undoing of the Infatuated young
man over the way. She hummed little
tunes that caused the complete cessation
of the "clickety-click-cliek" of the
machine opposite.
But still she kept her eyes to herself,
for Drusilla had a full sense of her dignity
as a working woman. There were
certain conventions that could not be
dispensed with in her circle, nnd one
of these was the formal Introduction.
"He's a dear," she confided to Mazle
Dunn as" the two girls arranged their
little trays and got out their shining instruments
and the pink powder and
creams. "But I'm not going to let 1dm
think I'm easy."
Willi which rather inelegant summing
up of the ease Drusilla showed
that she was a true conqueror of men.
So for many weeks Juliet on her
balcony remained cold, while Romeo
at the typewriter sighed in vain. lie
threw sniall balls of paper in among
the pansies, and Drusilla brushed
them calmly into a neat little dustpan,
but when the dark young man had
gone she picked them out carefully
and read the fervid messages:
"You are uiy pansy blossom."
"There's only one girl in the world for
me."
Only once, however, did she condescend
to an exchange of civilities.*
On a certain damp morning the young
man coughed. That night he coughed
again. Drusilla was worried. Filially
she retired into the obscure recesses of
her room. When she reappeared she had
a bottle in her hand. She set it on the
fire escape shelf. In huge letters on the
label was the admonition:
"For Coughs Take Spear's Specific."
Then before the young man could
nod enthusiastic response she whisked j
back into her room, leaving him alone j
with her suggested remedy.
I The next morning n similar bottle
' adorned the young man's desk, and he (
took a dose conspicuously, standing
close to the window while he measured
It into a spoon.
Itut the cougl^oontinued, and the next
day Drusilla wrote on a slip of paper:
"Shut your window."
The young man clicked off something
rapidly on his machine and planted
his reply carefully on the ledge:
"I would rather die."
"Well, he is devoted," said Mazle
Dunn, "if he won't shut a window he- j
tween you. But maybe if you talked I
to him you might get him to he enrefill
of himself."
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Work a 8r>?nialtv.
"I guess I ant not responsible If lio
In a fool." w as l?nuUI?'? sharp coinuiont
as ahe soaked Itor linger tip* In
warm water preparatory to giving
them a treatment.
Hut that day the sun cauio out, the
dry, soft air of the spring was like
balsam, and the cough stopped. So
stopped also the exchange of courtesies,
and the young man sighed for illness
or worse if It won Id only bring a look
of warmth to his lady's eyes.
And worse came.
It happened one day at half past fl.
Dritsilla's shade was down, but the
dark young man knew that she was In
her room, for once her pink tipped tingel's
had adjusted the curtain and a
savory odor told of her supper cooking.
"Clickety-ellck-click," went the typewriter.
and then suddenly "Clnngelang."
deadened by its distance to t
the fifth floor, came the ring of the lire
engine bells.
The dark young man loaned out. Far
below hir.i be saw great crowds gather- .
Ing. The smoke floated up from the
putting engines. Then all at once lie
caught iris breath sharply. The win- 1
dows of the third floor of the tenement
were lighted with a golden glow, gr^w- I
ing rodder as ho looked. .
The smoke poured out and joined the |
smoke of the engines, while "the black
masses drifted up the tire escape and
over the blooming little garden.
The young man shouted hoarsely.
"Von," be began. What should be
c:rtl lier? lie bad never heard lier
name. "Young lady, little girl!" lie
shrieked. But there was utter silence
across the way.
Then ho began to cough. "Help!" lie
gurgled. "Help!" This brought Drusilla,
in a pink wrapper, with a little
frying pan in lier hand. She opened
the door and looked out anxiously.
".What is itV" she demanded, coming
to the railing.
, ,,, , , , ,, I
- i.ook: suomcu xne young man.
Already tlic flumes were working up.
Firemen were crawling up ladders like
flies, and shrieks ennie from the people
within.
"Hun down; run down," ordered the
young man. "It's the only way to save
your life. Down the lire escape. Go
at once," he continued peremptorily as
Drusilla wavered.
So down she fluttered, frying pan artfl
all, looking like a pink blossom as she
grew smaller in the distance.
Then the young man, watching her,
sajv her turn and come back. As she
reached the floor where the flames
were raging she swerved aside and
ran desperately up the steps.
"My gardeu, my garden!" she gasped
as she saw the terror In his face. "I
couldn't leave it to burn-."
Hut the young man did not stop to
hear the end. Like a madman he ran i
to the elevator. Then he sped to the
street and began the climb toward Drusilla.
Far above him she was staggering
with her henvy burden, half
blinded by the smoke.
At the fatal third floor she stopped.
Across the iron lire escape swept waves
of flame. Two firemen just below, unconscious
of the girl above them, were
trying to turn a stream of water on a
wlrfdow. The noise was deafening.
The dark young man shouted frantically,
and at last his voice reached them.
"Turn it this way; turn it this way!"
iiui uiey miff me inoiion 01 ins mum
and the pink gowned girl above thciu
and comprehended. As the water played
for a moment over the blistering
iron the dark young man plunged
through and dragged lJrusilla to safety.
They were all drenched?Drusilla and
her rescuer and the little garden.
When they reached the street the dark
young man led Drusilla to u socluded
niche in the doorwaj* of the big ottiee
building. All about them raged the excitement
of a terrible catastrophe, and
Drusilla, safe in the little haven, quiet-1
ly proceeded to faint away. The dark
young mun caught her in his arms and
mopped her face with his wet handkerchief.
Then she opened her eyes
and saw the informality of his nttltudn
and blushed.
"We haven't been introduced," she
reproached faintly, but she did not
draw away from him.
"As if that mattered," said the blissful
dark young man.
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FlnMlo Mnrl?Ie.
In one account of Itomc .the aufnoc
mentions live or six Blabs of elastic
marble as being In the possession of
the Prince ltorgliese. Being set on
en?l they beml backward and forward.
When laid horizontally nnd raised at
end they form a curve. If placed on
a tablo nnd a ploce of wood or any,
other substance Is laid under them
they fall Into a kind of curve, each end
touching the table. The Abbe Fortls
was told that they were dug up near
the town of Mondrngon, In the king'
dom of Naples. The grain Is like that
of line Carrara marble or perhaps of
the tlnest Greek. They seem to have
suffered some attack of fire. A slab
of marble similar In every respect to
those described nnd highly polished has
been exhibited for years at the British
museum. M. Fleuvlan de Belvne sue*
ceeded in making common granular
limestone, a granular quartz, completely
fiqxiblc by exposing It to a certain
degree of heat. In Lincoln cathedra!,
England, there Is an arch built of white
marble which is quite elastic, yielding
to a heavy tread and returning or rebounding
to its original position on
true clastic principles.
The Top Hat.
Tall bats, "pcarking up like the spire
of a steeple a quarter of a yard a'bove
the crownc," as a sixteenth century
writer describes them, were known In
the time of Elizabeth, and the Purltans
affected them until they merged
Into the old faslifoncd beaver of our
great-grandfathers' days. Top hats of
silk appeared first in Florence about
1300, nnd twenty years later silk hats
with felt bodies were Introduced Jnto
England. . .
About 1840 the French silk hat was
placed on the market and at once
adopted in the familiar "chimney potf*
shape. There were several varieties
of it, such as the Welllngtou hat, with
the yeoman crown; the Anglcsea hnt,
bell shaped at the ton. and the D'Orsnv
but, with ribbed silk binding and a big
bow.
The color also varied. Thus the
Earl of Hurrington started a craze for
green top hats by wearing one in his
garden with the idea of not frightening
the birds. He also tested his silk
hats by standing upon them. The top
hat, however, was never so favored ?
by any great personage as to account
for its general adoption.?London Answers.
Two Convincing Reasons.
Lord Peterborough, who lived In the
reign of Queen Anne, was very frolicsome,
and one day, seeing from his carriage
a dancing master with pearl col
orcd stockings lightly stepping over the
broad stones and picking his way in extremely
dirty weather, he alighted and
ran after him with drawn sword in
order to drive him into the mud, but
into which he of course followed himself.
This nobleman was once taken for
the Duke of Marlborough and was
mobbed in consequence. The duke was
then In disgrace with the people, and
Lord Peterborough was about to be
roughly handled. Turning to them, he
said:
"Gentlemen, I can convince you by
two reasons that I am not the Duke of
Marlborough. In the first place, I have
only 5 guineas in my pocket, and in the
second they are heartily at your service."
Preferred Arreat.
A thief broke Into n largo mansion
early in the morning and found himself
in the music room. Hearing footsteps
approaching, he hid behind a screen.
From. 7 to 8 o'clock the oldest daughter
had a lesson on the piano.
From 8 to 9 o'clock the second daughter
took a singing lesson.
From 9 to 10 o'clock the eldest son
had a violin lesson.
From 10 to 11 o'clock the other son
took a lesson on the (lute.
At 11 o'clock all the brothers and sisters
assembled arrd studied an ear splitting
piece for piano, violin, flute and
VOIUC,
The thief staggered out from behind
the screen at half past 11 and, falling
at their feet, cried, "For mercy's sake
have me arrested, but stop!"
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