The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, December 25, 1903, Image 6
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HELLO I ?,
Santa w i i < ,'<.'v
r"]gp Hello! *B#
^ p Santa Claus!1
Well Myrtle. Uncle Santa, I ani a little girl, you know, just eight, and 1 jn
waut to tell you where you can get everything so cheap for XMAS PRESEN1
for all the g?)od little boys and girls and grown up folks?though I know that y<
know where to go anyway, for 1 see you there e/ery time 1 go there just loadi;
up yourself for Xnias. You know the WONDER STORE is the only real Xo
house in town where they keep everything for X no", such as Toys, Monkej
Dogs, Bears, Cows, Goats, Sheep and all kinds of animals, Trains, Wagons, I)<
Carriages, Gocarts, all kinds of Chinaware, Albums, Toilet Sets, etc., etc.
Mr. Rice also has a big line of small Musical Goods, Organs aud Sewi:
Machines at special reduced prices for the holidays.
Yes, Myitle, this is where I alwajs go for 1 know I can lind almost anythii
1 want at the
WONDER STORE
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HANDS WANTED
BY
Excelsior Knitting Mills
Of Union, S. C.
.i FIFTY families or about TWO HUNDRED
Toppers, Knitters, Loopers and
Finishers, ages from (i i) to(35), to make good
wages at any and all of the work offered by us,
all of which is nice and easy, and the prices
. ; we pay are much higher than paid by any
other hosiery mill in the South.
We have young men and young ladies who
make from S2=;.oo to S^.oo each ner month.
We also want VIVE HUNDRED "(500)
; good Cedar Posts.
APPLY TO
J. H. GAULT, Treas. and Mgr.
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D GLENN SPRINGS MINERAL WATER j
<% Has a record of over One Hundred years and lias been j
V? successfully used l>y the medical profession in the treat- '
p, ment of ail diseases of the bladder and kidneys, and in j
all disorders resulting from malarial infection, with (
l"\ toroid liver, iaundieed skin and ireneral dohilitv In I
H" ~ 1 ' t' ^ / \
all forms of dyspepsia )t is mvalnable.
W FOR SAL IS AT HOLMK8' l'HARMACV. '
M For rates of board ami other particulars wo solicit \
W correspondence. j
l THE GLENN SPRINGS CO. ^
I)le and Save Money. ! WliiMler W?r Particular.
At the Metropolitan club of Washing- I I saw that marvelous set of etchin
ton one evening Justice Ilnrlan of the printed. In l'act. the bulk of the
supreme court had introduced to him were printed in my own printing rooi
a well known New York business man a room which I had especially arran
who was given to boosting of the large ed for 1 lie master, and it was in tl
Income lie enjoyed. little printing room of mine that Wit
With the apparent purpose of itn- tier taught nic the art of printing fro
pressing those about him, the New the copper plate. This was my lir
Yorker remarked that as near as be insight into Whistler as great mr
could tell lie supposed his income ex- ter, and one of his chai% teristies
ceeded $100,000. "And I simply have a great master was that lie won
to make that amount," lie added, have perfection. No matter how sni:
"Why, with my expenses it costs mo the detail it must be perfect. To 1
$80,000 n year to live!" gin with, lie always insisted upon ha
"Dear me!" said Justice llarlan ing old paper upon which to print li
blandly. "Really, that's too much. I etchings and preferably Dutch becnu
wouldn't pay it. It isn't worth it."? of a certain golden tone, uiiohtainali
Saturday Evening l'ost. with new paper, which this particul
kind gave to a proof. Many a tic
Hope nntl (;<-ni>iilte. Whistler and I have spent weeks
Graphite is stated to he an excellent Holland poking about dirty little slio
preservative for manila rope. One in search of old paper, and sometime
rope manufacturer treats the inner after having discovered a line colic
yarns of eaeli strand as well as the linn of !{,ono or -1,000 sheets, I ha
core in a hath of lubricant, the in- seen Whistler literally tremble wi
gredients of which are graphite and excitement and scarcely know how
oil. Tliis lubricant thoroughly per- ask the price for joy. Then again I
mcates all the tiber, thus overcoming was very particular as to the choice
Internal wear, whil'e sufficient comes oil for mixing with the ink: also wi
to the surface, and the lubricant docs regard to Ihe temperature of the plat
not injure the rope.?London Engineer, the pleasure or the picas, the cent
lion of the blankets, and, in fact, e
Not* Just wiuit .she .Meant, cry thing had to be absolutely right.
A little community of Colored people .Mortimer Menpes in Studio.
In Alabama had raised tlie money to ??
^ , ,, * , The Dn)'!!.
build a new church, and the dedication <1:|VR f>vw |]ivi T| mn
was to take place the nextHflny. 'Where nn? ^ Ini1ll1,.,I nII(1 velled flg,ir
are you going tomorrow* the school- w.nt f).om (}Mnut frj(,n(1| (>|
teacher asked one young p rl. Smiling f, s no(hInfJ nntl if we tlo not u,
radlnptly 8he answered 'I ze poiugh. jf(g () ,)pi ? lhe
the degradation of our church!' nH s|h,?(|y nwny,_lj;meraon,
cA Disordered Stomach ends in a SICK I
KAn. H HEADACHE. The root of the trouble I
ft irmblLLSl | is biliousness; the cure, Ramon's Pills. I
Complete Treatment, perfect cure, |
Sold by Union Drug Co,
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, BOWSER'S |
BARGAIN
He "Buy* a Horse and TaKps
Mrs. B. Out For a "Drixfe and
Has a Fctv A.dtJentures on the
Way That Bring Him Home
on Foot In \711er "Dismay.
[Copyright, 1903. by C. B. Lewis.]
THE other day at 2 o'clock in the
afternoon Mr. Bowser drove
tip to his sate with a horse
and buggy, or, rathe!:, was
mi driven up by a horsey looklug man,
who said to him as they got out of the
'P vehicle:
as "Well, you've picked up the bargain
of your life. If it wasn't that I need
s, money worse than at any time in the
last ten years I'd not part with this
rig at any price. Indeed, I promised
my mother, who owned this liofsc
when a young colt and had the great'c
est affection for him, thnt he should
never pass out of my hands. I don't
know how to explain matters to her.
>g lie kind to the horse, Bowser. Be kind
to him."
"I assure you that I will," was the
reply.
"lie's got a sensitive nature. If you
cuss and swear at him it will hurt his
B feelings as much as if he were a worn
an. Should you ever hit him with the
whip it would break his heart. I have
always made it a point to treat him
?* more like a human being than a horse,
_ and I hope you'll keep it up. I also
hope that you'll drive around to the
stables every day or two and let me
pat his nose and speak to him. 1 dou't
want him to quite forget me."
"I appreciate the sentiment and will
favor It all 1 can. What did you say
his name was?"
"Oh. didn't I tell you? His name is
P. I). Q."
"That's an odd name," said Mr. Itowser
as he cudgeled his brain to remember
where lie had ever heard anything
like it before.
"Yes. rather odd. He was named by
a cousin of mine who is a leading minister
in Pittsburg, and I hope you won't
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fy .. - ^ '
1
ill
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\ "UIH NAME IS P. D. Q."
u change it. Well, ho long. I suppose
\ you are anxious to take your wife out
M for a spin."
( "What is it nowV" asked Mrs. How6er
as her lord entered the house with
\ the whip in his hand and a 11:30 elip
mm . .
U '? I''* eye.
A "I was offered that family rig out
there for and it is worth $300 at
Ll the lowest calculation. I picked it up
Jx lo save $lio() and get my health hack,
y The doctor was telling me yesterday
iZ that what I needed was country air,
_ and 1 propose to take a ten mile ride
every morning before breakfast. I
want you to go out with me this aftergs
noon to give the horse a trial. I know
in you'll be delighted."
in, "Have you paid for the rig?"
H MRS. CECELIA STOWE, 9
l>s ?jj Orator, Entro Nous Club. Xj
s' nj 17G Warren Avenue, jtr
Ciiicaoo, I i.e., Oct.22,1902. ffi
v<> 9 For nearly four years I suffered H
II' Si from ovarian troubles. The doc- Kg
to tor insisted on an ojuration as the H
lie ?3 only way to yet well. I, however, K
of 9 strongly objected to an operation, n
tli f? My husband felt disheartened as E
sl well as I, fur home with a sick 9
Kj woman in a disconsolate place at 9
! 9 best. A friendly druggist advised 9
v" 9 him to get a bottle of Wine of ES
J f'ardui for me to try, and lie did so. |g
Ejj iny recovery was very rapid. With- K
ga in eighteen weeks I was another K
I cilK' Sag
?' ybtfrU*<_ 1
? ?3 ^'rB Howe's letter shows every H
woman how a home is saddened by By
Ca female weaknei and how completely fea
B Wine of < .mini cures that sick- H
fcl uess and hi intra health and happi- R'(
g i;<. m again. l>o not go on suffer- gR
29 ing. <?o 'o your druggist today H
gj and secure a fcl.uO liottle of Wine H
| I
"C*f cou?.
"Aud have t,. -v'/"
"Nuturally. Wi?rf -ot? You don't
seem to be a bit enthusiastic. Perhaps
you were expecting me to buy a camel
01* a yoke of oxen."
"Are?are you sure you know how to
drive a horse?" she faltered.
"What in blazes do you mean by
that?" lie shouted as ho cracked the
whip and sent the eat bounding out of j
the room.
As the outfit had been bought and j
paid for Mrs. Bowser deckled to say
no more for the moment, nnd the idea
of a ride into tiic country was not unpleasant.
She was ready in ten minutes,
and as the front door closed on
her she heard the cat wailing in dospuir
and made up her mind there
would be a tragedy of some sort before
she returned.
She had not fancied the looks of tko
e<iuine from a window view, nnd when
she came to approach him closer she
realized that Mr. Bowser had been'tak- ,
en in and done for. The horse was not
only poor in flesh and slinky 011 his
legs, but lie looked tricky and vicious.
la M.. I. ti-.l.t..
.<n. Dunon MIIIM'U IUU iincuiug
strap his now purchase bit at him In
a vengeful way and switched his tail |
about.
"Did you select him for his playful- j
ness?" queried Mrs. Dowser as she noticed
the action.
"Yes, partly," replied Mr. Dowser,
whose first impulse was to use the
whip. "That is, I didn't want a stone
or a wooden horse. That playful spirit
is always a good sign in a horse, same
as iu a human being. Now we are ofl
for a delightful spin, and you can lay
back and enjoy yourself. By George, I
hut this heats riding in a palace car
all to pieces! Isn't that a splendid gait i
lie's got? Starts right off as if lie had
twenty pounds of steam on."
Mrs. Dowser didn't lay hack and enherself.
On the contrary, she sat
. up and watelied the horse closely. |
There was a slight limp in one hind I
log, he pulled to the right as if blind
in the left eye, there was n constant
click as lie overreached and struck a
front shoe. Added to these things, his
ears were laid back close to his head
and held there, and now and then his
teeth grated 011 the hit.
She also saw Hint Mr. Dowser held
the reins with a careless hand and
seemed anxious to use the whip. She
refrained from saying anything, however,
until the buggy had been drawn
ver a sand pile 011 one side of the
street and a heap of brickbats on the
other, and then she gently remarked:
"If you intend to bump into any of
the shade trees along the street, please
give me a few seconds' notice."
"What do you man by Unit?" demanded
Mr. Dowser. "1 thought it was
about time you got off some mean remark.
The horse is going all right,
and I'm doing all right, and"?
And the horse suddenly steered out
of his course to graze the hind wheel
of a peddler's wagon and almost cause
a sniMShup.
Mr. Dowser wasn't going to make
any excuse at all at tirst, but oil second
1 thought lie concluded to say that it was
I all tlie peddler's fault and that there
1 ought to be a law to prevent a cross
I eyed man from driving anything but a
I rhinoceros on the public highway.
Mrs. Dowser would have consented
1 to go without hats or shoes for tlie
iit-.M ,>ciu ji hiiu cuuiu nave ueeu saieiy |
transported back home, but her only J
I resource was to hang on and depend
I upon Providence.
Mr. Bowser bad driven two blocks
j farther when the liorse bore to the
I right and took the wheel off a banana
1 push cart and then sauntered ^across
i the street and rubbed the nose of a
! grocer's horse and got the grocer's boy
; so excited that he indulged in yells and
| shouts.
I "Are you going to get us both killed?"
| exclaimed Mrs. Bowser as she got iter |
hat straightened again.
"There you go!" replied Mr. Bowser j
as lie narrowly missed running down j
an old woman. "Do you want the |
horse to walk? Shall I tie him to a :
post? I never held the ribbons over a
better goer, and yet you are finding
fault about everything."
"He's either unsafe or else you don't
know how to drive."
"That's it; that's it! By John, but
why was I fool enough to bring you,
along? That horse vicious? lie's lik?vt
a lamb, and as far as my driving
concerned"? . ^
I Ik u :is linldini' llio n>iii< I. i..
Iiis left hand and nourishing Uio whip
in his right, and all of a sudden the <
horse swerved and crossed the street 1
and ran up on the sidewalk and stop- '
pod with ids head almost at the doors
of a drug store. /
"Did you think of having a pre- j
script ion tilled?" asked Mrs. Dowser j
as *sh<' got Iter breath back and found
herself still In the buggy.
Mr. Dowser didn't reply. IIo had
Waked up to the fact that ltf> was no
driver and that the old horse had ways
of his own which must eventually j
lend to a suiashup. lie was looking
pale and was all a-trcmble as he It-aped
out itnd grabbed the beast by the head,
and just then a policeman came up and
suld: j
"You'll get lined ?."> for driving on
the sidewalk In this way."
"Dill I didn't drive lii'in up here."
"Then how did he get here?"
i lie i ii i es'nni oiu uoasi iook a sny. I
"Well, you'd better take a. shy your- ,
self. 1 was watching you as you came
down ^he street, niul I saw that you
know nothing about driving. It's a !
wonder you didn't hit another vehlolo
or run over somebody. How did you
happen to come out with the horseV"
"Von talk as if I was a boy (luce
years old!" exclaimed Mr. Bowser as
- his anger began to boil and a crowd
began to gather. "My driving was .ill
rignt, but my wife was nervous and
afraid and kept speaking to inc."
"I'll bet she can drive bettor than j
-^DR. I. M
m vPENl
Crown and Bridge
Work a Specialty.
you can when it comes to tuat. now
nre you going to get this old brute
home? lie's nclilng to run and kick,
and you arc not the man to handle
him."
"Can't I hire some one to drivo him
back? The man warranted hiin to be
as gentle as a lamb, and I can't see
what's got into him. Whoa, you old
villain!"
Half a dozen men stepped forward
with offers, to drive the vehicle back
to the Bowser residence for $1, and
Mr. Bowser was about to close the
deal when the policeman backed the
rig clear of the walk and handed the
lines to Mrs. Bowser and said:
"You'd better walk home, old man,
while your wife drives. As a guardian
of the peace it is my duty to save
your life if I can do It."
A feeling of recklessness seized Mrs.
Bowser, and, although she realized
that years and centuries and epochs
would pass nway before Mr. Bowser
could forgive or forget, she picked up
the reins nnd drove off, and, though
the three cheers and a "tiger" given
her by the crowd of men and boys
left behind started the horse iuto his
fastest gait, she managed to steer him
a straight course nnd skip all the lco
wagons and moving vans.
lie footed It home to find P. D. Q.
tied to a tree in front of the house
ami looking ns humble ns a rabbit, and I
bis flr*t action was to walk up and
give hi'ii a hearty kick and exclaim:
"Lmrn your old Ilea bitten hide, but
I'll kill you with a crowbar and sell
your body for soap grease!"
Then he followed the one kick with
two more and turned and entered the
house. Mrs. Bowser and the cat were
there and waiting, but tt is best to
drop the curtain right here. There
are some things too strenuous for public
print, nud Mr. Bowser has shown
the public that he can be strenuous on
occasions. M. QUAD.
Master's Sale.
State of South Carolina, 1 Court of ComCounty
of Union. ) mou Pieas.
W. Ij. Culp, etal, Plaintiff,
vs
Dudley C. Beaty, et al, defendant.
In obedieuce to au order made in
above stated case. I will sell at
Union, before the Couit House door,
during the legal hours of salesday, January
4th, 1904, the following lands, viz:
All that tract of land, known as tlie
Bennett and Bogan place in Bogansville
Tow isliip, containing sixty eight acres,
being tract No. 0 in the division of tlie
lands or' A. W. Thompson, as will more
specifically appear from the record of lite
deed thereto in the liook of Ileal Estate
Records N. .'12. page 1148
All that tract in Bogansville Township,
containing one htiudred and twenty
acres, more or less, bounded by Mrs.
Medora Duncan's, Jesse Fincher's estate
and estate .of James H. Gossett, and
more particularly described in the deed
thereto recorded in Ilea) Estate Book
J, 28, page Pll.
Tract in Bogansville Township, containing
one hundred and thirty live ac^ i
more or less, bounded by tire land ^ j
Frank Webber, Aligilon Varne * j
Fair Forest Creek. /" un
Also t ract containing tK' . , f j
: cres in Pineknev To^nshi/^11 -v ,<M5 1'
.rae lands of A G. Wood/; J ,
and Skull Shoals public r j iuitei,
particularly described I
15 uik 11, .5b, page (Wtf ;
Olio lot in thn ToV f UnllMli Comlaininjj
one nciv ui'hp known as
put of and bounded by I
lots ?.t Miss Whit* k Nliss
lot of.c,* of John (State, and lol^
of Sain Hampton * f strtte St. Augustine
church Hial Gio;Htie;t.
One bait u? (bvi(b-iii|H>fit J,, the fee
of a lot in the town , rjoion, known as
I ait No 11, tu then . or ?lH i.mid
of Mt?e liu^lus^. j on El9t by
Southern ra,,b>p^^|k |,y lands of
Miss A. E lands of Lawson
toKS^ff uml O1^forll, by Glenn
Spnii^ pvibl.c toad.
TE1SM8
Ono fourth cub, ^Lince in threw
e<pul annual ii.siallmei*L w.tb interest
from day of sale on e;?, installmoa', \
and after maturity at filiate of eight;
p. r c.-n' p>*i aniiuui, secureon^, bond (if
puicbaMi' and mortgage of the ei.
f>l-3t, C. II. I'fakk,
Buy your Goods from
THE m BUMS
and save money.
Good lnavy plaids, 6c value
our price, per yard fx:
G >od heavy Plaid, big value
at 7c, our pi ice, per yd... Go
Boy's heavy fleeced lined
Blurts and Drawers, each '25c
1 Men's e::tra heavy Bhirts
I and Drawers, 50c qua'ity,
our price, each 48c
The next ftO rlnva W"
sell our entire lot ot men's
Punt* at. actuhI cob*. Come
at once \vlnle you can get your
si/o.
Mrs. D.N. Wilburn's.
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m
Office Bank Building
Union, 8. 0
Dr. Alexander S. Foster,
Surgeon Dentist, *
JONESVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA.
Rooms over J. F. Alinan's Store.
-CROWN TORRENCE. M. D.
Office Hours: 5ISS:
Special attention to diseases of
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. 25-8m
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^-ATTORNEYS AT LAW%,
-oster Building, Union, 8. C.
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Room 12 up stairs Foster Bulding.
S. MEANS BEATY,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
No. 3, Law Range.
Money to Loan.
I have money to loan in amounts of
$300 and upwards on improved farms
at 7 per cent interest. No commission
except a reasonable attorney fee
Tor preparing necessary papers.
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Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if it fails
to cure. E. W. Grove's signature on
-aeh box. 2oc. 6-ly
R I P" A N S Tablets doctors
find a good prescription for
mankind.
The 5-cent packet is enough for usual
occasions. The family bottle (00 cents) .
contains a supply for a year. All druggist.
wli them. ' tf
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fl matron a poor looking her- iHKH
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I pure. heavy bodied oil, eepedally
prepared to wllbetand
the weather.
Bold everywhere
In cane?all eizce. VH
''*li' Made bj STANDARD OIL CO.
Dr. R. M. Dorsey,
Specialist
on diseases of the EYE and EAR ^
?and? A
OPTICIAN. ^ * M
n JHB
nuccossor to II. H. Good^ MaH
Alexander's Music Hall, ^ J?
Administrator's SajLu^E^H
v'p will *#-11 at public ancion to tm
hie best bidder on Haiesdsy in .TsnnaraP >* r,
it?xf at. Union Court House Ann (nj j\ I
??ihics People* Bank stock, Monrlnst tA
the estate of .T. Golden lleuMy, deceased.
Terms: spot cash.
E. Y. Goino, *
fil-Jit. A. Q. Hkntl*y.
. Administrators.
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