The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, December 25, 1903, Image 3

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* Pj Wk B^TFFTMINfi R?t. J. W. Berry (of Arkmnraa Methodlrt Corference.wr two packages of "TEETniNA " Wo wonder how wo bar / . eoori ?cnt us a package end It come ata moot opportune tl: . w M teen In bad condition lor dara, and nothing that wo gars ^-imr perfect relief and ho haa had no furthor trouble. Othor * bwr a perfect ancoeee. d-*o*o*o*o*o*<x>*o*o*o*o*o*q X TABITHA'S FALL FROM l J THE HEIGHTS ? 9 By KIjLIOT WALKER 0 Y Copyright, IMS, by T. C. AlcClurc O "It seems to me, Tabltha, that sometimes you think I don't know nnyth'ng," observed Peter In n tone of rueful impatience as he stood Just Inside the kitchen door. His hand held It sufficiently ajar to admit a draff of I ley air which circulated freczingly about Miss Groot's well developed shoulders as she kneaded her dough In the bread pan with sounding thumps. "Observln' man!" responded the lady. "At certain periods, Pete, I have discerned faint gllmmcrln'a of intelligence under that shock of tow coverin' what in most folks Is considered a jTCf' brain cavity, hut not often?not often, i Boo! What's open?" She wheeled her plump figure with an emphatic movement and transfixed tlic^ thoughtless Peter with a glare of disapproval. Tabitha was a student, not In the ordinary sense, but of the rare vnriety KL which assiduously seeks for an cnlargcment of knowledge, her special ambition being the acquisition of language. Unhappily, or perhaps oilierwise, her opportunities were limited. The Buntield Gazette was her principal source of material and, coming reg many once n week, supplied nn effective course of general Information. In this sheet of wisdom Tabitlia delved for words of ambitious length. These nuggets after proper mental assimilation were applied to Peter us a ?st. If he endured them without .wincing add with some degree of comprehension Miss Groot felt secure In broader paths. Peter had served time at the district school In the heyday of early youth and was therefore a fit subject. Being consumed with admiration for Tnbitha's qualities, physical as K well as mental, he was also a willing one. Now he stood with a ready finger *. on4hc door latch, for Miss Groot could ^ propel dough halls unerringly when JcU aroused, and eyed her with an expreselon of sheepish pacification. "Come In or go out!" cried Tabitba . In high wrath, forgetting her scholar^^J^Lshlp. "Here'm I, all het up workln', H t<> 011 to one way or the "'.vou mad to KJD?^ jf humaiV^ln'," n, with a horribiViJibflPj^HC^T^KOL' tact. "My head aches ylfi/x the dose you gin mo lust night. \ Folks will be laltln' at you first, you i S7 know. Fact is, pa an' ma does, now ] behind your back, an', while I believes ' In cddlcation, liavln' had some myself, , y you're slingin' too many long words < I for a hired gal, If you are the purtiest 1 f woman in Pa'tridge Corners. L/nrn all I you wont, Tabitlia, hut don't shoot ] 'em nround free. You'll hear from It, i . ? 1 -t.il ? This speech of mingled common , sense and unintentional insult nnd com- i L, pllment was cutoff by a lump of dough 1 striking him squarely in the mouth. He 1 darted out, sputtering.- I Tnbltha raged across the room and 1 shot the bolt, her round countenance 1 flaming. Then she bit hard 011 her rosy under lip and sat down to recover, a < precept of learning being an attempt at < philosophic calm under trying clreum- j stances. J I GOOD NEWS. Many Union Readers Have | Heard It and Profited Thereby. ! \ "Good news travels fast," and the ' ? thousands of bad back sufferers in j Union are glad to learn that prompt ' Sk relief is within their reach. Many a ftctpte, weak and aching back is bad no |Hhore, thanks to Doan's Kidney Pills. \ RSar citizens are telling the good news HCtheir experience with the old Quaker Bnmedy. Here is 1111 example worth . Wjdinfc: , *> ^ EgSgSobert Sanders, mill' hand, residing I *&5 Church street, says: ' My Bon used ' MBi'i'h Kidney Tills for kidney and 1 ) blSder trouble from which he has suffHKd almost all his life, lie looks like g- gBMpalthy boy, but he cannot stand any which caiiHCM aatrnin on the hack the secretions from the kikneys are strong and dark and there .is too freqnont action, eupeciaHy at night. lam pHlff convinced that the pains and other J& P symptoms arise from weakness of the kidneys and the bladder and although we have given him a dozen kidney remHA edies the results were so slight that we thought he would be ufhicted for life HHhB Seeing Doan's Kidney Pills advertised, I went to Holmes Pharmacy and gut a sBfflHP box. before he had used half of it the 1 fc. T. trouble was relieved. The use of two < bo^ee brought suph satisfactory results v that' we were as delighted as he is. lie ? has had no return or the backache and | the other symptons of weak kidneys do 41 _>t trouble him," 1 tH., Formate by all-dealers. Price 50c per t bo*. Poster-Mil burn Co., Buffalo, N. Y., sole agents for the United States- He- member the name?DOAN'S?and take ao other. rrett's wrm powde^tCim BiacK smukos, Ark.. FVpt. )?, 1301. 11m:) "Enclnssd And flftr cant* for which plcn-n nail ma s raised children without It. Thsother day a lady In mlamo;oarb*bo was In aserlou* condition; his In- !a had did Any food; tba second doao of "TF.BTHIN.V" k*t? .ambars af tha family hara ased it and avcry doa* has "Let's see," she ruminated. "Go slow, now, Tub. Think. Pete's edgin' up to ?to matrimonial overtoors?that's right ?correct, I mean. You're assistiu' his ma in household duties an' just us good as ho Is?hired gal!?that was mean. The llesli is wlllln', but the spirit is weakeuln'. I swan?that Is, I utterly swear?that I won't give such a fool another thought. 'Twill he a mistake. My ideas is more elevated, an' I'll rise with 'em. Oh, ginger, my bread!" Miss Groot sighed as culinary operations were resumed. "The farm will come to Teter in the ordinary course of events," she reflected sorrowfully. "I t's a good one, au' his pa's failin'; hut no; an edtfled mind has higher aspirations than cows an' pigs, an' I'll he at the head of a woman's college if I keep on. I ain't only nineteen an' impressive of hoarln', if I do say it. Wonder how I'll look In one of tliem gowns with a four cornered hnt ntop of my auburn locks, linpostn' as any of 'em, I guess." This modest view* of the future exalted Tahitha's spirit as she shoved her loaves into the oven. "Pslmw!" she exclaimed, striking an attitude. "Laugh at me, will they? I'll start the laugh t'other way an' do it today. 'Hitch your wagon to a star,' as Emerson says. Ho oughter have said 'unite' or 'attach,' but the Idea ain't dlscouragin,' an' I'll pitch right lit an' get attention attracted. Then Mis' Shields can look round for other help. Maybe they'll want me in their otlice right away." Poor Peter! During the ensuing ton days he was frozen with a succession of refrigerating snubs and acid repulses which cast him into the depths ; of despondency. Tabitha appeared absorbed in rapt contemplation of affairs beyond the mundane. She was silent, yet expectant, as one waiting for a message of unbounded import. Still he lingered mournfully about the region of Miss Groot's performances, with an eye to lending an assisting hand. It was not desired. Neither was conversation. Peter visibly drooped. Then came Thursday evening and flie Runfield Gazette. Peter welcomed ^ and at once repaired to the kitchen ' h"!d it out as a peace offering. Perhaps this beloved messenger would produce a beneficent thaw. The girl's eyes shone, and her cheeks tverc like peonies. "Look it over," she remarked in a lofty voice. "If you find miviniMK noout me road It aloud." Peter glanced through the paj?es and started. "Lordy!" he exclaimed. "You have got in the paper!" "Read it," commanded Miss Groot, sitting up excitedly, "then laugh if you want to." The young man commenced: A GENEROUS OFFER. We are greatly indebted to Miss Tabitha Groot of Partridge Corners ia satisfied smile from that lady] for the extremely kind communication herewith printed at her request. Our readers, we are positive, H.V.U appreciate It as a contribution to be /aluV^d: 'To tfhfi Editor of The Gazette: "Admired Sir?Eighteen months of perusal of jx>ur esteemed publication has mdowed Yne*tfvlth undoubted qualifications Eor achievcrhAnts along educational lines, ind I hereby^proffer to you the advantages of my services for J10 a week?being tow attained to tifce age of nineteen years, Urong, healthy alnd of commendable appearances?for the\ furtherance of tho Interests of your Interesting periodical and to enable myself t* be elevated to be an nmate of some dVslrablc Institution In Euture where my talents will receive duo lppreclatlon. \ "Address me In c^fre of Mrs. Timothy 3hlclds, Partridge Corners. I am working for her. Print this, please. With my best respects, t "TABITHA KITTfREDGE GROOT." We deeply deplore Aur inability to avail purselves of Miss (jfoot's courteous proposition and trust <tur correspondent will pardon tis for trlflrfg changes In her letter, made neeessM-y for Jho enlightenment or our readft-s n?r to thin young lafv Is a decided opinion that she keep rlgly, on working for Mrs. Shields of Partrli&e Corners until tljpe shall hrlng her nj modicum of common sense and some ? knowledge of English1 composition, else,'her "desirable institution" will surely be the poorhouse? A cry of anguish from Tabitha stoppod Peter** labored enunciation. lie lid not laugli, but sprang from his chair and held the bowed head In his ;reat hands, with his face against her bright hair. i "Never mind, dear," he whispered. "If they don't want you, I do. Look up, Tabitha. Say you will." The girl, still sobbing, lifted a tear stained face and nodded. Iler lover kissed her In rapturous relief. Then Tabitha spoke, and her speech was emphatic. "I'll never look Inside that aid paper again," she said. A VrgelarUn. Dr. Henry Van Dyke, who is an admirer of girls, tells this story of a maiden named Dorothy, who always found Borne good excuse for having her own way. Dorothy's father cauie to her one evening and said: "Seo here, Dorothy, I don't like young Freshman's coming hero oo much. Next time he makes you n visit JUSl glV? Iltlll IUO COIU BMOUIUer. "Eut, pnpa, bo Is a vegetarian," answered the unabashed Dorothy.?Philadelphia badger. Htm Thonvht. 'Tm going to tell him what I think of him," said ihe angry man. "What tlo you think of it?" "I think," was the rcpjy. "that he must be a smaller man than you are or else you think pretty well of him."? Chicago Post 0 Bronchitis " I have kept Ayer's Cherry Pectoral in my house for a great many years. It ia the best medicine in the world for coughs and colds." J. C. Williams, Attica, N. Y. All serious lung troubles begin with a tickling in the throat. You can stop this at first in a single night with Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Use it also for bronchitis, hard colds, consumption. Tkrwriua: 25c. 5*., ?l.00. Consult yonr doctor. 1 f he says take it, then do as he says. If he tells you not to talto it, tber don't take it. He knows. You should promptly correct any constipation or biliousness with Ayer's Pills, small, laxative doses. J. C. AYER CO., Lowell, Mass. Kaklnto Masks. The Eskimo are the" kit a test of nil mask makers. During their religious ceremonials they Impersonate their own various gods, wearing masks for the purpose, byt the most curious thing is that they wear little masks on their lingers us well as big ones to cover their faces. These finger masks, the like of which are unknown anywhere else In the world, usunlly represent the sun. jury nre or wood, carved with a laughing ?r weeping face, and the rnya of the sun are represented by white hair from the belly of the wlkl reindeer set around as n fringe. The sun la the most Important of the Eskimos' divinities, and the principal object of the winter ceremonial Is to persuade the sun god to come back from the south. FREE TOOURIKEADERS. Botanic Blood Balm for the Blood. If you suffer from ulcere, ec^ma. scrofula, blood poison, cancer, eating sores, itching skin, pimples, boils, bone oains, swellings, rheumatism, catarrh, or any blood or skin disease, we advise \<>u to take Botanic Blood Balm (B. B. B ) Especially recommended for old, hstioute, deep seated cases, cures where til else fails, heals every sore, makes he blood pure and rich, gives the skin he rich glow of health. Druggists, $1 per large bottle. Sample s-nt free b) writing Blood Balm Co , Atlanta, Ga.. Describe trouble and free medical ad ice sent in seal letter. Medicine sent t once, prepaid. F. C. Duke. WtirkliiK Ilncktrard, "Did you nsk her futber?" "I did." "What did he say?" "He said yes." "Then that settles It." ' "Not much It doesn't. Now I've got to ask the girl."?Cleveland Tlaln Dealer. Holding: Her Down. Miss Loveyllp*?He said my mouth was like "a cleft honeycomb." Wasn't that sweet? Miss Cliellus?M-ni. yes. but a honeycomb doesn't look very neat or pretty when it's split open, you know.?Philadelphia I'ress. J A Ortntn SIhtii iflonucc. "Do you regard money as the supreme test of success?" asked the man with the artistic temperament. "No," answered the practical person, "but tho absence of it is a pretty sure sign of failure."?Washington Star. Fight Will he Bitter. Those who persist in closing their ears against the continual recommendation of Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, will have a long and bitter tight with their troubles, if not ended earlier by fatal termination. Read i whatT. It. Beall, of Beall, Miss, has to say: "Last fall my wife had every sympton of Consumption. She took I)r. King's New Discovery after every tiling elBe had failed. Improvement came at once and four bottles entirely cured her. Guaranteed by F. ('. Dtike, Druggist. Price 50c, and" $1,00. Trial b<Htles free. Long Rnonsli. A rather pompous orator rose once to make an extended speech at an English electioneering meeting. lie began In this fashion, "Mr. Chairman, 1 have lived long enough"? "Hear, hear!" yelled a member of the audience, and such n storm of laughter broke out that the aspirant for honors was forced to resume his scat. A BaUcrrd Lrgrnd. A hotel In Switzerland bore on one of Its walls the time honored Inscription, "Ilospea, salve!" ("Welcome, stranger!") After rebuilding the legend had to be restored, but the painter, who must have had some experience as a traveler, made a very alight alteration In one of the words and caused It to read. "Hospcs, solve!" (Pay, stranger!") Revolution Imminent. A sure sign of approaching revoltjand serious trouble In vour system is n?rv ousncss, sleeplessness or stomach npseta. Electric Bitters will quickly dismember the troublesome causes. It never fails to tone the stomach, regulate the kidneys and bowela, stimulate the liver and clarify the blood. Run down systems l?enefit particularly and all the usual attending aches vanish under its searching and thoromrh effectiveness. Electric Hitters is only ">0c, and that is returned if it don't give perfect satisfaction. Guaranteed by F. C. Duke, druggist. - :: *Rtijfxi.sf' if Faretveil 'Hop... ??UBv J ; DOUGLAS J * i , CapvriQhly 10OS, by T. C. MeClure ,, T#? 11 11i11 11 11.11 11 i Rufus, or, to give him his tltlo coupled with the name bestowed upon blm by bis sponsors in baptism, Cadet Lieutenant James Woodward Sims, U. S. N., was In love. That It was an attack of cadet love his classmates emphatically denied. At Annapolis the accepted proverb is "cadet love is akin to calf lbve," and they eould not detect symptoms of the latter malady In Rufus. The fact that ho was In lovo was evinced when Heardon, his roommate, came suddenly upon the young man In a reverie of which the inside boards of hla locker door Beemed to be the object. Iteardon coughed and otherwise made ma presence known. If Ilufus had been caught In the net of Rcnling the wnll he could not have exhibited n more guilty expression. For the first time in their acquaintance Reardon snw the big lieutenant blush like n schoolgirl. Ills color rivaled the auburn of his hair, from which he derived hlg sobriquet. A photograph of a girl hung on the Inner side of the locker door. The usual array of athletes, family portraits or footllght favorites was absent. This picture alone ndorned the space. Itenrdon looked at the picture for a minute. "Studying glrlology, Rufus?" he asked to break the awkward silence. "Looks like It, doesn't It?" Rufus* embarrassment was evident. "It needs study, old man. A fellow must study It carefully, and even then be often 'flunks* when the test comes." "This species needs It," admitted. Rufus, looking up at the face in the photograph. "Yes," said Reardon In a slightly Interrogative tone. He did not want to seem curious. "8he?It's Bess, you know?writes me that she will be unable to come to tljo farewell hop. She has a previous engagement. she says." "Perhaps she has." Rgardon suggested by way of consolation, although the Idea seemed ludicrous to him. A previous engagement when the Annapolis farewell hop was In question! "Well, but she couldn't, man?that Is, we have talked of it the whole year? and when I was at home on the last leave we?well, Reardon, we sort of flxed things up. you know," confessed Rufus, the deep red dodging through his skin again. "And she said she would be down for the hop and to our graduation. 1 suppose It's her woman's prerogative to change her mind, hut"? Rufus hesitated. "I understand, old man. It's n bit rough on a fellow. She may explain later." Reardon felt awkward in the role of sympathizer. It was such a foreign element In his relation with Rufus. "There's one little thread of possibility In some nonsense which has passed between us that might explain matters /> * ? * n Knf '?*? u 1 * ? 1 - * * , urn, mi, iv m miv*ii an ansurtl, uch an utterly impossible, reason, that I would not suggest It to her." Rufus was silent. Should he put Into words the foolish little matter which bad been weighing upon his mind? Reardon looked at lilui expectantly. "You know. Reardon, how we fellows always Joke and laugh about the necessity of naval officers marrying money. You realize that ou every occasion we give vent to the time worn declaration that we must have a girl with capital. I, like the rest of j*ou, hare done It, nnd?well, Bess was qualified In that direction, though it never occurred to me at the time. "Recently her father met with reverses?not serious, you understandbut, oh, hang It, don't you see? Sho might have taken all that nonsense seriously," finished Rufus. He did not look up at Reardon. And Reardon did Just the wrong ... .. ming at tuat moment. lie laughed. It all seemed so far out of the limits of possibility. "Forgive me, Rufus." he snid, putting out ins hand, "but I could not help it. Cheer up. And, I say, Itufus, don't you think perhaps overstudy has affected your head?" he said, significantly indicating ills head. Rufus smiled in spite of himself and grasped his roommate's hand. "Perhaps," lie said, closing the locker door and taking up his cap. "Going to Mrs. Butler's?" The latter question was quite unnecessary, for Mrs. Butler was the wife of Lieutenant Commander Butler of the Naval academy, and her teas were generally considered the last torments of the first class man, not that they were unpleasant, but tliey were a duty, a part of their education .for the life of a i naval officer. Personally Hufus considered them less of a duty than a pleasure, for he bad spent several pleasant hours with the gracious hostess. As they pulled the old fashioned knocker of the house in Blake row Rufus pulled himself together as If to cast II sentimental thoughts from his mind. If Bess had a "previous engagement" she might keep It. "Mr. Sims, how do you do? And Mr. Renrdon?" said Mrs. Butler from botilnd the tea table. "Perhaps I was Just looking for you." l!WO Will flwA A.,?*1- A' * Tf? ..... (ji.c v.uinovi-M iue iteneni Of the doubt, eh, Itufus?" Itenrdon said, glancing about the reom. Here and there were little groups of cadets. "Very well. Which of you la at liberty for the farewell hopT* Mrs. Butler laughed with the consciousness of hav- j ing asked n preposterous question. ! Both cadets caught tho infectious . kau^b, but neither spoke for a minute? % Iteardon bee 1 he must say he was engaged ant! ! :fus becauso he could not quite ma'.. 1 ? his mind to offer his services for the evening. "Strange as it may seem, Mrs. Butler, I am not escorting any one and am at your service," Itufus said after a | minute. "You have a guest?" "I will have. She writes me today i that she 1b coming. She Is not aware of the fact that the hop Is that night, I believe, and 1 was at a loss for some one to attend to her dance order. Mr. 81ms, let me give you another cup of tea to thank you." Reardon, looltlng on, thought lie detected a twinkle In his hostess* eyes. She wus unusually frivolous, he thought; but, then, It was the end of the terra. "You may only tluink me by permitting me to escort you as a chaperon." Rufus was nothing If not gallant. But when Rufus was again In his quarters ho felt less pleased o\'er the responsibility he had assumed for the evening. What an effort he would have to make to be even civil to the strange young person. The chaperon had not yet made her appearance after the introduction. She had been summoned to the telephone or something. Cadet Lieutenant Sims was doing unmllitary things with his arms and saying anything but the platitudes he would be expected to utter on first acquaintance with a pretty young woman. "Ifs only a little joke of mine, and Mrs. Butler helped me out," Bess was saying in strangely smothered tones. "I knew what fun it would be to see you when you came here for the strange girl and found me. Yes, I'll admit it was the fact of papa's losing a little money that suggested it'all. I could not resist it. You had your little joke; I had mine." "But yours was cruel, wasn't it?Just a little, dear? Vnn" . , <</u IV II LIIS Sioppcu suddenly, and Hess became interested In n large painting of the lieutenant commander. "You seem to be getting acquainted very quickly," laughed Mrs. Butler in the doorway. "Hut our cadets liavc a reputation in that direction." The Sam Makri Itooran I)uMt, There Is more dust In the places illuminated by the sun's rays than in those which we call shady. If you look along a beam of light as it streams through a window or a chink in the door, you will see innumerable dust particles dancing about In the light. You will bo told by most persons that there is just as much dust in the nonilluminated parts of the room as in the more favored spaces, but you cannot see the particles because the rays do not fall directly upon them. You will think thnt this is eminently plausible, but it is not the case. The sun falling upon the air creates Irregular currents, and these currents stir up the dust and collect It in layers along the line of light; hence there is more dust where the sun shines than elsewhere. A curious experience in a museum gnve proof of this. It was noticed that there was always more dust on the glass cases exposed io the sunbeams than on those which were never touched by the rays of the great orb, and this led to an inquiry, with the above result. It will generally be found that it takes longer to clean the sunny parts of a large room than it does to wipe up the dust particles from the shady nooks. An Orerworkod Woman. I stopped to pet n Rlass of milk the other day nt a New Jersey farmhouse, said the commuter, and ilie female head of the establishment, who had six children playlnp around, was inclined to repine at her hard luck in havlnR so much work to do. "I run this whole farm," she remarked In a tone which indicated that she was ready to resiRii. "How many acres have you?" I inquired. "A hundred and forty." "Got any stock?" "Ten head of cattle, two cows, six hops and work horses for the place." "And you run the whole business?" I asked. "Indeed, I do; every hide and hair of It," she siRhed. " T 1.1?? ?- - * * * " v joii mru some neipy "Of course, but 'tnin't hired help that takes the load offen one's body." There was some philosophy in that, and I paused a minute. "Haven't you got a husband?" 1 then asked sympathetically. "Yes," she said sternly, "but, you see, I have to run him too."?Now York Mall and Express. Judcfi on Circuit. It was the genius and foresight of Henry I. that saw the necessity of creating a close connection between the central king's court and the local courts up and down the land. It was Norman and wandering, going where the king went. They were Saxon and stationary; hence, to link them together, In 1124 a Special deputation of Judges was for the first time sent on i circuit in the country, of whom It Is recorded that they "hanged so many ' thieves as never was before, being In that little while altogether forty-four men." This vigorous administration of jus- 1 tlee by royal authority gained for Hen- ' ; ry the title of "tho Hon of Justlee" and paved the way for the permanent Insti- | tutlon In his grandson's reign. Thefte traveling Judges were called JustlcesIn-eyre?1. e., In Itlnere, on Journey. I Their head, the Justiciar, Is still seen in our title, the lord chief Justice. Flenry II. In 1173 fixed these circuits ! at six ? the home, midland, eastern, I western, northeastern and norihern, which correspond roughly with those that still exist.?Loudon Standard. ? ?1 a ' XOhat One Little Girt Thought Archbishop Ireland, vu t? never without a good etory.tefli one that he holds to be ene et the best illustrations ot faith as wall as of confidence In individual suppflcation at the throne of grace. Tha little six-year-old daughter of oue of hts parishioners is an exceedingly bright child?a liitle too bright, as tha bishop explained?and she had been pray tag to have a little brother sent to hair. When her prayer was answered aha was delighted and her faith greatly augmented thereby. But when one day, less than two years later, the gift was repented she looked gravely apprehensive. "I don't want two brother*" she explained, "and I'm sure I prayed too much. i hope Cod won't answer every prayer 1 made for a little brother by sending one for each." Hut the best evidence of the reepowsibility she felt in the matter was disclosed on n subsequent occasion wbn she heard her father and mother discoursing to a dinner table full of guests upon the merits and attraction* of these two little sona. "Yes," taunted this superior elder sister of six years, "and you wouldn't have had either one of them If It hadn't been for me."?New York Time* Knay Work. flft "Say, Jiminie, bow many men A'jwr s'pose bo's killed?" "Au, g'wnn! Don't yer eee he's m general. Generals don't do no klllta*. Doy jest bosses de job."?Chicago American. An Old llanter'a AdrlcV. Here is tlie advice an old bunfor gives to tbose who may come In unexpected contact with bad animals: "If you are cornered by n snake stand motionless and he will never bite. "If a vicious dog attacks you show him a knife or some similar Instrument, and he will keep out of reach. A dog can never learn the deadllneas of a revolver or a gun, but unless hs has the rabies he knows how to respect a knife. "If a swarm of wild bees attacks you stand motionless and let out all your breath. Then only a few of the swarm will sting." This advice should be reversed At sen. A man who is swimming In shark Infested waters is safe as long as he kicks about and makes a great deal of noise. The shark is too timid to approach anything that looks as if it meant to tight. n;ii would you do In case yea wore cornered by n cinnamon ben?7* sonic one asked the old hunter. "Say my prayers." ho answered laconically. They All Snw It Mot*. Mrs. Burton, with her hushnnd, Sir Richard Burton, the famous traveler, and two ladies, hnd driven out of Triest to a village dance and were sitting in the carriage listening to the band. In telling of It she said: .Suddenly, at the top of a roof, I caught sight of a rat, which appeared to me to bo spellbound by the music. "Look!" I said. "Don't move, but c' watch that rat fascinated by the music." So we all sat and watched It and thought it most interesting that rata * should be susceptible to music like lizards and snakes. We all saw it move. We all saw its head turn and its tall move, and we kept huh, not ro frighten It awajr. Tbe next <lay, feeling so much Interested In the affnlr, we sent to Inquire about It, The rat, It turned out, was made of painted tin and fixed to the top of the house. So much for Imagination. A Illffld Sahbntarlaa. A Canadian university mnn !s enllrening his home circle with the following storj : He was touring in Scotland last summer, One Sunday morning he put his little hammer In his pocket (be is an amateur geologist) and, strolling out upon -the hills, began to chip off such specimens of rock as Interested him. A native passing by looked oa with a frown. "Sir," he said, "do ye ken yor hreakln' more than stones there?" "Hreakln* the Sabbath, ehf* said the young Canadian, with a laugh, ! and, to appease the Scot, he pot away the hammer and walked a little way ; with bin). A turn of the rood rcresled tike ruins of a castle. "What caatle ts | that?" said the stranger. "It's noo the dny." was the severe reply, "to bs speirin' sic things."?London Outlook. 111a railing. "Julia," said the living skeleton to lbs ! ffflt 1 fl <1V "? )>*' ? * I ?? i'jr V?V?? i. J uu KU UTfr 1QQ i Bit with the ossified roan awhile? Poof i fellow, he would appreciate hating a lady to talk with." "Oh, he wearies me," sniffed tbe ffct huly. "He can't talk to a girl four coim* utes without wuntltrg her to bold hla hand, lie's too soft for any us?.M? Judge. . ...