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At till' period w'.hmi IlriiiV.i i diuiuliltt
was tliroa train;: to wUi.urav. I'miu tin
Dominion of 1 '* iiiitlfi Itrmuso I In* ('a:*
narvon ae'ttoment lutd lurn it;,
tlio Mackenzie administration ti.e l.iI
Lord DulTcrin rook part in a pultln
function in tjtioboc. \VI:Ho the proces
slot) was moving tlirott^li the nrincinal
Btfeets a gentleman, breathless with
excitement, hurried up to his excel
lency's carriage to say a "rebel" are!,
had been placed across the road so as '
to identify the viceroy with the up
proval of the disloyal Inscription there
on. "Can you tell me what words
there are on the arch?" quietly asked
Dufferln. "Oh, yes," replied his In
forinant; "they are 'Carnarvon Terms
or Separation.' " "Send the committee
to me," commanded his excellency.
"Now, gentlemen," said he, with a
smile to the committee, "I'll go under
your beautiful arch oti one condition*' I
won't ask you to do much, and I beg
but a trifling favor. I merely, ask that
you alter one letter In your motto.
Turn the S Into an It? make It 'Carnarvon
Terms or Heparntlon'?and 1
will gladly pass under It." The committee
yielded, and eventually Dufferln
contrived to smooth over the difficulties
and to reconcile the malcontents.
GO TO THE RESCUE.
Don't Wait Till It's Too
Late.?Follow the Example
of a Union
Citizen.
Rescue the aching back. If it keeps
An a/>Kl net t rnnKln OAmoo Uonlroolio '
kidney ache. If you neglect the kid- '
ney's warning. Look out for urinary
trouble?diabetes. This Union citiien '
will show you how to go to the rescue. |
J. H. Lindsey. shoemaker, with busi- i
ness on Main Street, and residing on
Spring Street, says, "1 have been |
troubled with a very lame back for
quite a while. The kidney secretions
were dark and full of brick-dust sediment
and caused me great inconvenience,
especially at night, by causing me
to get out of bed so often. My back
Eained from my hips to my shoulder
lades with a constant pain which at
night would awftken me. I did everything
I knew of, put on plasters and
liniments, used bottle after bottle of
medicine, but nothing helped me so
much until I got Doan's Kidney Pills at
Holmes Pharmacy. They acted like a
charm and after using them the first
day I went to l>cd and rested splendidly
all night. Since using Doan's Kidney
Pills 1 have not hod?the backache. I
v also tried Doan's Ointment for itching
hemorrhoids from which I had snfferea
for years. It is impossible to express
the suffering I endured, but this wonderful
medicine gave me instant relief.
I also used it for a sore whicli it comEletely
cured. I would not be without
loan's Ointment if it cost ten times
^ what it does."
For salo by all dealers. Price 50c per
box. Foster-MUburu Co., Iiuffaio, X. Y.,
bote agent* for the United states' itemember
the name?DOAN'S?and take
no other.
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In England, up to 1870, no pictorial
effort had appeared that would not
lmvc made an artist writhe in agony
of spirit. When, in 1871, Frederick
Walker designed a poster in black and
white, advertising Wilkle Collins' new
book, "The Woman In White," so much
attention was attracted by It that people
began for the tlrst time to grasp
the ini|?ortance of artistic beauty and
originality as applied to commercial
purposes. Walter Crane followed, advertising
the promenade concert In
Covent Garden, the French Hippodrome
and certain champagnes by a series of
colored posters which amased aud delighted
the public.
Hut the real home of the art poster
is France and Its real creator Cheret.
When the rarely effective designs of
tlds artist first appeared the people of
I'aris snatched them from the billboards
or wherever else they startled
the eye with their fascinations until
the authorities were compelled to call
the making off with a Cheret poster a
crime.?Maliln's Magazine.
A Story of Lady Beaeotpfleld.
A story Indicating the great affection
and Intense admiration wldch Lady
Iteaconslleld -entertained for her husband
is told as follows: On a certain
day wheu Ix>rd Henconsfleld, then Mr.
Disraeli, had to make an important
speech he and his wife drove to the
house toirother. Arrived nt their dealt.
nation, lie nlighted from the carriage
and shut the door with n bang- He
stayed some minutes talking to his
wife through the cnrrlage window before
he bade her farewell and entered
the house. It was late at night when
he arrived borne, but he found his wife
waiting for him. He noticed, however,
that her left hand was swathed In
bandages. On Inquiring the cause of
this he learned that when he left her
he had shut her hand In the carriage
door. and. though she suffered terrible
pain, she had allowed no trnce of It to
appear on her fatre. knowing that If
she did her husband would lose that
self composure which Is necessary to
the delivery of a good speech.
TVonndi l?y Rnntr Nnlln.
Every little while we read In the papers
that some one has stuck a rusty
nail in Ids foot or hand or other portion
of the laxly and lockjaw resulted therefrom
ami that the patient died. If every
person were aware of a perfect
remedy for all such wounds and would
apply It then such reports would cease.
The remedy Is simple, always on hand I
and can be applied by any one, and,
what is better, It Is infallible. It Is
slinply 'to smoke the wound or any*
bruise or wound that is Intlamod wltli
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L. L. WAGNC
A Queer Tiik of Wnr,
In Rurniti the inhabitants have n
novel form of the sport that elsewhere
is commonly called tug of war. In the
Burmese game there is a rain party
and n drought party, which pull one
against the other, the victory of either
partj' being considered to have immediate
results as regards the weather.
The drought party, however, obtains
few victories, for the kind of weather
it represents is commonly not so much
desired as rain. In the face, therefore,
of a strong public opinion the rain I
party is nearly always allowed to win,
the palpable "roping" In the popular
notion being generally followed bj* a
fertilizing downpour.
Retllnff Evm.
Rome retaliations are too clever to be
resented. They seem to be almost a
logical pnrt of the circumstances that
evoked them.
Dr. Wines, says the Christian Register,
was formerly the principal of a
boys' school. One day he had occasion
ed tlie punishment.
On the doctor's front door was n
plnte l>enrlug the one word "Wines."
Thnt night a bold nnd clever linntl added
three words to the inscription, so
that in the morning the doorplate read
this way: "Wines nnd Other Bickers."
The Sincerity of Advice.
Gabber?Are you going to bouse-.
keeping?
Benedict?(Answer drowned by passing
ear.)
Gabber?That's right. Nothing" like
It. Have your ownBenedict?I
said I wasn't.
Gabber?Oh. well; that's where you're
wise. You'll miss, etc. ? Baltimore
American.
A Shattered Romance.
"I think our teacher of composition
Is charming, don't you, Emily?"
"Fie, Bertha! That heartless mon ter?
Captivated by his-biue eyes the
other day, I slipped a little nffeetionnte
noie in my copy uook.
"And what did lie do?"
"Ho gave It nio back with all the
spelling mistakes corrected In red Ink."
ReTeralnfc the Order.
Willie?Pn. you don't gei chestnuts
nntll after there's a frost, do you?
Pn?Except In the ease of a fnroc
eoniedy. my son. Then the chestnuts
come first, and the frost afterward.?
Exchange. '
An Antlnhle Hint.
An old Scotch woman, when advised
by her minister to take snuff to keep
herself awake during the sermon, replied.
"Why dfnua ye put the snuff In
the sermon, uion?" ? Seattle Churchman.
Those who are looking for the easy
berths usually get the hard ones, but
those who don't mind the hard ones
soon get the easy ones. ? Atchison
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nargin.
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A DnnRcr Slffiml.
A pair of frightened horses were
dashing madly down the street. The (
conchnitin was sawing at the reins,
and the carriage was swaying from (
side to side In a danperous fashion. ,
The occupants of the vehicle, an elder- J
Ijr woman, noted for her extreme paij- j
slmonlousness. and her pretty niece,
gave no outward signs of fear, but j
Just as the horses came to a stand- (
1 still the younger woman unexpectedly (
fainted.
"I wasn't frightened n bit," she explained
after, "until. Just as we rounded
that last comer with three wheels .
In the air, Aunt Caroline exclaimed,
'I'd give a dollar to be out of tills!' I
knew the ease must be serious If Aunt
Caroline was beginning to risk dollars .
In that fashion."
Spotting I<lght Fingered Gentry. (
A policeman on the lookout for pick'
pockets In a crowd does not watch j
hands, but faces. If a person In the
crowd Is paying no attention to the ,
common center of attraction, but Is engaged
In viewing his neighbors' clothlug,
that person, he knows, is apt to be
a pickpocket The suspicion may be
strengthened by the nervous or cnutious
way in which the thief occasion- (
ally turns his head, presumably to as- ,
certain If he is watched. Pickpockets
never wear gloves and seldom work In
, the street in cold weather, for the cold
numbs their fingers.?New York Press.
Trtmendoui Ttnlnfiill.
The annual rainfall on the Khnsln (
hills, to the northeast .of Calcutta,
amounts to some GOO Inches, 500 inches ,
of which fall in seven months during
the southwest monsoon. It is undoubtedly
the wettest spot on the globe. As
many as 150 inches have been registered
In five consecutive rinva. or nn aver
age of thirty inches n tiny. This Astonishing
nuiount is due to the abruptness
of the mountains which face the
bay of Bengal, from which they are
separated by 200 miles of low swamps
and mnrshes.
Ace Averftsei.
Here is an estimate of the average
age attained by men In various European
countries: Norway and Sweden
head the list with fifty years. Then
come England with forty-flve and onehalf
years; France, forty-four and onehalf;
Prussia, thirty-nine; Wurttemberg,
thlrty-.elght; Bavaria and other
parts of Germany, thirty-six. In Austria
and Spain the inlinbitauts have
the shortest lives, the average ago being
only thirty-three.
Not tier Fault.
"Your daughter," said Mrs. Oldcastle,
"lias such verve. She fairly bubbles
over with high spirits."
"I know it. She gets it from Joslah's
mac 01 iuo iiouw?, uiougu. xtij jluikb i
are all strong temperance people."- I
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Qui Inc.
Quinine was first introduced Into En ,
rope Ijy the wife of n Spaniard who
wsis vlcorov of IVrn 'I'linn looiiitu
carried It to Itomc mul throughout
Spain niul Italy, proclaiming It an in
Fallible remedy for all ills and selling
It to the rich at unheard of prices. An
Englishman at last got hold of some of
the quinine powder, cured Charles II.
5f a tertian fever and on tho strength
sf It was appointed court physician
find granted a knighthood. Later he
similarly cured the dauphin of France
und induced I.ouls XIV. to purchase
tils "secret." Still the,medical faculty .<
fought against quinine. Not even the ?
patent efficacy of the thing could over- t
come the fact that It was Introduced
t>y one not of themselves. For many <
fears the contest waged. Men faithful |
to the faculty died for want of quinine, i
Others, not earing a snap for the asso- i
dated pedants, took their quinine and 1
lived to see their children's children 1
congratulate the medical schools of
their day on climbing down and ad i
Dittlng that quinine was a good thing f
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AH Will lie Discovered.
Rarnos Tormor?I am in a qUa ndary. I
I have been offered an engagement by
two managers, and I don't know how
fo act.
Sue Rrette?Well, don't worry. They'll ]
soon And it out.
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A Menu Suforcstlon.
Photographer's Assistant?Mrs. Van
Perkins complains that her portraits
Jon't look like her. 3
Photographer?Complains, does she?
She ought to be grateful.
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Philip 1 >. Armour one day received a
very lout; letter from an agent in regard
to conditions of trade in the country
through which ho was traveling.
Pago after page was devoted to telling
his employer that the weather and v*icertaln
crop conditions were responslhle
for the meager orders and not a
lack of energy or i>ersovernnoe on his
own part. Itnin was needed in thnt
section. With the tirst downpour lioi>e
would enter into the despondent community.
and an order commensurate
with the benefits granted to a parched
earth could be expected. Italn saturated
th" earth, lengthy letters continued
lo arrive, but no orders.
"How about orders?" wrote the merchant,
who was weary of footing non
productive expensive accounts and
rending long letters. "Write and let
me know In the fewest possible words
what merchants any now that they
>ave rain."
II.v return mall the famous merchant
eoeived a letter which told him in a
'ew words the reception accorded the
igeiit in the newly drenched territory,
'Dry up, old man, dry up."
Nerve.
She (with nn Idea of choking him off)
-There are only two men In the world
[ could love.
lie?Indeed! And who 1s the other
>ne? '
Forethought.
Husband?You don't mean to say
roil paid ?250 for flint gown?
Wifo?Oh, no! I left that for yon
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