The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, October 02, 1903, Image 3

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OP R. M O (TEETHING &' TUt. J. W. Vonr <<* ArtatMM XetbodM Confw?ic?,wi two parka**' of "TK8TIIIN A " Wo wonder how w?h? son i*nii? paeknie And It c?mo at ft most Onportons t lm hi b?d condition tot day a. ftnd nothing that wft gftrt K?t retlcf ftad ho had had lurthor liwta Other i a portcct wciiia All Will Be Dlooorrrod. Barnes Tormor?I am In n quandary. ? I have been offered an engagement by two managers, and I don't know how to act. Sue Brette?Well. don't worry. They'll oon find It out.?New York Times. BnMrlrnt Hrnann. "What makes Mlddlcrlb so bitter against the Turks?" "The young man wlio calls on his daughter smokes Turkish cigarettes."? Indianapolis Journal. Pnt On. "She lias such n natural ehnrtit nhnnl ' her." "Yes, bat It In, artificial."?Judge. A Perfect Painless Pill. is the one that will cleanse the system, set the liver to action, remove thg. bile, clear the complexion, cure the headache, and have a Rood taste in the mouth. The famous little pills for doing such work pleasantly and effectually are DeWitt's Little Karly Risers. Bob Moore, of Lafayette, Ind., says: ' All other pills 1 have used gripe and sicken, while DeWitt's Little Early . Risers are simply perfect. Sold l>y K, C. Duke. Henley nml Stevenson. W. E. Henley once met Robert Louts Stevenson and found his friend distressed because lie was not a Voltaire or n Dumas, though he hnd an equipment which ought to have made him their peer. Stevenson put hla "failure" down to the weakness of his lungs. "Perhaps you are right, Louis," said Henley. "I've nlways felt that If I hnd not bean a hlesscd cripple I could have ..taken the earth In my hand and hurled It Into the sun." Alwuyi Posted. Wolfe?I suppose you keep n watch on the stock quotations to see which are going ud and whifh - ? - WiMIHg down? I*nmbe?No; I don't have to. The ones I hare always go down, and the ones I don't have invariably go up.?Boston Transcript* Dieting fnvitcs Disease. To cure Dyspepsia or Indigestion it is no longer necessary to live on milk and toast. Starvation produces such weakness that the whole system becomes aq easy prey to disease. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure enables the stomach and digestive organs to digest and assimilate all of the wholesome food that one cares to eat, and is a never failing cure for Indigestion, Dyspepsia, ' and all stomach troubles. Kodol digests what you cat? makes the stomach sweet. Sold by F. C. Duke. In Society. Tees?Miss Xuritch talks so much about her mother's social position before she Was married. irnn? n I'll ; Toss?Did she really have any position In Hocloty? Joss?oh, lots of thoni. She never nceeptod a place as cook except In very swell families.?Brooklyn Eagle. i The I In It y llnmorlntN. "Of course." sahl Mrs. Extrygood, "you an? fond of bright. precocious balden?" "Oh, yen; certainly," replied old Batch, "but I draw the line on the sup- J poned smart sayings made up by the | parents and loaded off on the poor in- j fa nts."?Bal 11 more A merlcnn. Plot m Characteristic. "That was your wife with you at the railway station, wasn't It?" "Whut makes you think it was my wife?". "Well, she gave you such a short answer." , ; "That wasn't my wife."?Cleveland Plain Dealer. HAPPY RESULTS! Have Made Many Union Residents Enthusiastic. No wonder scores of Union citizens grow ' enthusiastic. Tt is enough to make anyone happy to find relief after years of suffering. Public statements like the following, are hut faithful rej>resentations of the daily work done in Union by Doan's Kidney Fills-.. . r?. Ij. Hingsniore, tne well-known farmer, living two miles outside of ; Union, says: ''I have suffered for thirty-ttve years with my kidneys. I first had it when, a boy, out of late years it has been worse. My kidneys pained me so that I thought it would kill me. Kight across the small of my back, and through the hips I had such pains that I wae obliged to get down on the floor many and many a time and as for doing iny work wlien these attacks came on, that was simply out of the question, It was all I could do to draw my breath. I could not tell all the remedies I have used, but nothing did me much* good ? until I procured Doan's Kidney Pills at Holmes Pharmacy. Before getting them I havo even had my back Ironed with a hot iron, just as hot as I could stand it, and more plasters, in fact, tried everything in hopes of getting relief. Doan's i K idney PlHs are the only remedy that hai ever given me any lasting benefit. My back lias not ached as it formerly did, and is stronger to-day than it has been for twenty-five years. I give all the credit to the use of the pills." For sale by all doalcrs. Price 50c per box. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y., sole agents for the United States* Kemomber the name?DOAN'S?and take no other. PO WD E RS)\JMI Black Srmuioa, Ark.. t-*pt 19,1901. ritMt) ***eelee*4 And efireente for which pleseomAll me r?r*lMdchildren without!!. Th?other day a l?dy In MIsIma; Oar bab? vu In a aarloni eoadltlon? hit bowrla had idldany (toodl tha aoooad doaa o< "TRBTHINA" gara nambaia of th? family ha to aaod U and orary doao has A Death FdaalnR Plant. f Thnt certain Insects, birds, mammals and reptiles habitually pretend to Ixi dead when danger threatens them Is a well known fact, but it Is generally believed that this stratagem is resorted to only by animals. In South America, however, there Is a plant?n species of mimosa?which resorts to death feigning, evidently for the purpose of preventing the grass eating nnimals from eating it. In its natural state this plant has a vivid green hue, hut dl- t roctly it Is touched by a human finger * or by any living animal It collapses c Into a tangle of apparently dead and J withered steins.?London f?lohe. > JUST WHAT YOU NEED. I Chamberlain's Stomach \ and hiver Tablets. ( When you feel dull after eatl ng. ( When you have no appetite. u When you have a bad taste In the 1 m sin ili When your liver is torpid. When your bowels are constipated. When you have a headache. When you feel bilious. They will will improve your appetite, ] cleanse and invigorate your stomach, I and regulate your liver and bOwels. j Price 25 cents per box. For ?ale by F. C. Duke. Jlot Kastly Drnnhrrt A?Ur. j "Riches do not always bring coutentment," said the niultlmlllionntre. "I i have Rnffoml terrible annoyance all the morning from having a bristle wedged between my teeth!"?New York Times. His Fa flare. j| "Do you know anything about flirting?" . ? "No," he replied sadly. "I thought I c did; but, when I tried it, hanged If the o girl didn't marry me!"?Chicago Post. ji n Septembah. S On the Chesapeake. remember. V Where the bivalve has his cloister, 8 There the R that's In September Is as silent as ths oyster. ?Chicago Tribune. A Love letter t Would not interest you if you're look- r ing for a guaranteed Salve for Sores, Burns or Piles. Otto Podd. of Ponder, Mo., writes: "I suffered with an ugly I Bore for a year, but a l>ox of Bucklen's t Arnica* e?*W<> curort me. It's tlio best t salve on earth. 25c at F. C. Duke's < Drug Store. t 9 A Slap at W?MI*r. j A young 8an Frauclscan, the owner f of ft large amT valuable collection of autographs, once wrote to James MncNelll Whistler, politely requesting his slgna- c ture. The letter was sent In care of me u>nann uoyni acnaemy, wun wnicu tlie fnnious American pnlnter was at outs. After four months the letter was . returned to the Snn Francisco address ^ from the dead letter office In Washing- e ton. Covering the envelope was the n word, repeated uumbertess times, "Un- h known." w r ? ii A Cure For Dyspepsia. 8 o I had Dyspepsia in its worst form, fc and felt miserable most all the time, t Did not enjoy eating until after using a Kodol Dyspepsia Cure, which has en- a tirely cureci me.?Mrs. W. W. Saylor, a Hilliard, Pa, No appetite, loss of l; strength, nervousness, npadache, con- } stipation, bad breath, sour risings, indigestion, dyspepsia, and all stomach troubles are quickly cured by the use of Kodol. Kodol represents the natural juices of digestion, combined with the ; greatest known tonic, and reconstructive properties. It cleanses, purities, and sweetens the stomach, Sold by F. C. Duke. Sea MaaMen of OU. The kraken was one of the sea mon.*??? ~ 0 .1,1 _ _1J .11 aU. ui uiu, uuu 11 an tut; bwuvb iuhi about its wondrohs size gnd doings are true it overshadowed the serpent as much as the latter does the common ' garter shake. Dnndelaus declares that this marine giant caused tidal waves by swallowing a goodly part of the waters of the ocean and then belching them out again. He also makes mention of the fact that its gigantic borny^ beak was often mistaken for mountain peaks suddenly shoved Into sight/by the internal convulsions of, the earth.4 Bishop Pontoppicjan, a truthful*member of the C'/opehhagefc royal academy? is much more conservative ln4hla-estimates of Its sine, giving It as hls^opln-' Ion that the: were seldom fodnd morej than "tho half of an Italian milej lp length and not larger in diajneter than i the cathedral nt Tho Hague." He also says that Its body was frequently mistaken by sgllors for an-Island, "so that people landed upon It and were engulfed In a maelstrom of water when the creature sank to' Its hidden ocean den." Other authorities testify that its beak from the eyes to the point "was longer than the mainmast of a man-of-war." The Salve That Heals without leaving a scar is I)e Witt's The name Witch Hazel is applied to many salves, bat I>eWitt's Witch Hazel Salve is the only Witch Hazel Salve made that contained the pure unadulterated Witch Hazel. If any other Witch Hazel Salve is offered you, it ian counterfeit. E. 0. DeWitt invented Witch Hazel Salve and and DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve is the beat salve in the world for cuts, burns, bruises, tetter or blind, bleeding itching or protruding piles. Sold by If. C. Hutce. / Th* Tent. T.lly?Well, did yon see her? Is it true? Is she really engaged to him or is it only idle rumorV Nellie?Tlii'iv isn't a wonl of truth in it. I lnul a long talk with her ami told her of the men who are just wild about nle, and she never said a word about .him.?Brooklyn Life. Men II. "Come, dear, kiss my cheek and make up," she said forgivingly. "I'll kiss it," he answered, "but I don't think It wants any more making up!'' There are no elevators running up and down the ladder of fame. Herd your troubles: don't let them run wild.?Atchison Olohc. Saves Two From Death. "Our little daughter had an a!most atal attack of* whooping cough and >ronchitis," writes Mrs. W. K. Ilaviland >f Arnjonk, N. Y., "hut when all other emedies failed, we saved her life with lr K innr'a Vo?? ' t*"" " O iicn I'leuovny. tMll* IIU'CP, vlio ha<l consumption in' an advanced itage, also used this wonderful medicine inu to day she is pt rfcctly well." Desterutc throat and lung troubles yield to Jr. Kind's New Discovery as to no (titer medicine on earth. Infallible for fouglis and Colds. 1<Vand$1.00 bottles guaranteed hv F. C. Duke. Trial ?ottles free. CniiMlnitrr. Twas years ago. The moon shone bright, Antl by her si<l<\ in fond doliaht, Far from the sordid world's dislcw-.s. Basking in youth's sweet foolishness, I'oung Algernon, with deep I.rem bed siglt, Forgetful though the hours might fly, There where the ocean laved the sands Sat holding hands. The honeymoon long since has (l..wn, And Algernon, no wiser grown, 31ts where the gaslight blar.es h. t And says, "I'll open that jack lot." Unheeded still the hours pass on; Time is disdained by Algernon. H? sees or calls or pat lie stands. Still holding bauds. ?Washington Star. Ylnny Mothers of a Like Opi nion. Mrs. I'ilmer, of Cordova, Iowa, says; 'One of my children was subject to roup of a severe type, and the giving f Chamberlain's Cough Remedy' iromptly always brought relief. Many mothers in this neighborhood think the nme as I do about this remedy and rant no other for their children." For ale by F. C. Duke, Ilnmble Tic. t Vt'e often hear of eating "humble >ie." In the old hunting days of Merle England," when a stag was brought lown, the "quarry was broken'' on the pot, the choice parts of the ven's n (eing reserved for the huntsmen, while bo entrnllH, heart, liver, ole., ci?lir*J Jj? lie limiting language of the d y 'lie 'numblos," were given to the common (ooplo. Of these they made a pie call ?1 'nunihlc pie." Ilencc to eat "ni'.nihle IIU" lw*\ ttmt: <v ' IJfO.O* jlze abjectly. The transition frein 'nunible i>ie" to "humble pie" was way, especially in view of the skniili aince of the wortl. Cause of Lockjaw. Lockjaw, or tetanus, is caused by a acillus or germ which ex'sts plentifully a street dirt. It is inactive so long as xposed to the air, but when carried beeath the skin, as in the wounds caused y percussion caps or rusty nails, and rhen the air is excluded, the germ is ottsed to activity; and produces the iiost. virulent poison known. '1 hese erms cau be destroyed and all danger f lockjaw avoided by applying Cham.oi-luln'u fiiin Uulm fretdv as soon ns he injury is received. Pain Balm is n antiseptic and causes cuts, bruises nd like injuries to heal without matur,tion, and 111 one third the time required >y the usual treatment. It is for sale \ C. Duke. IlrUlttli UiiMctir.i li'tHcry. The British museum was begun wilii ?.">00,000 raised hy a lottery scheme. Ol that lottery, authorized in 17."3, the irchblshop of C'auterhury, the h>:d chancellor and the speaker of the house of commons were the managers and trustees. Ths amount was $1,f>tx),(.<):), raised hy fifteen dollar-tickets, to | ro vide $1,000,coo for prizes ami $.">t;0.(MK? for the purchase of the Sioane collections and the liarleiau library and for cases, house room and nth ndaiits. Tiie operations of one "Peter Loheup. Esq.," says the London Chronicle, made the lottery notorious. lie fraudulently "cornered" the tickets, 0,000 or so of theni passing hy Ids aid to a Sampson Gideon, who sold them at a premium. An inquiry Instituted hy the house of rnnitlimtu I'nclllttul in tlm ne.iii.w.ntioii by tlio nttonmy nonernl of I.elienp. Tlio point Ity wnn a lino of ?1,000, hut tills was by no moans oxoossivo, as ?40,(XK) was I."houp'a estimated profits from tin* fraud. Easy Pill D Easy to take and easy to act Is 0 that famous little pill DeWitt's Little Early Risers. This Is due to the fact that they tonic the liver instead of purging it. They never gripe nor sicken, not even the most delicate lady, and yet they are so certain in results that no one who uses them is disappointed. They cure torpid liver, constipation, biliousness, Jaundice, headache, malaria and ward off pneumonia and fevers. reiPAHD BY m. c. DeWITT A CO., CHICAGO ^ Don't Forget the Name. ^ PARI Y RISERS wmBwnrnmmn biiwbcsHIW For sale by F. C. Duke. \ A Cough | 1 " I have made a most thorough , I trial of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral and am prepared to say that for all diseases of the lunj^s it never disappoints."?J. E. Finley, Ironton, O. \ Ayer's Cherry Pectoral won't cure rheumatism; we never said it would. It won't cure dyspepsia; we never claimed it. But ! it will cure coughs and 1 colds of all kinds. We first said this sixty years ago; we've been saying it ever since. 'auEVim!* ^Oonrult yonr doctor. If ho mii take I*. Rini-n <ln as lie says. If lie tells you not to taEc it, t .lien dou't take it. Iloknowri. The first law of health ? " Keep the bowels regular." Aycr's Fills are gently laxative. One is a dose. J. C. AY ICR CO., Lowell, Mass. mm iipi hi iii?iii???? Drrrptlnn. Constable?If you can think of sonic J way t<? hohl liim for his hill I'll arrest | him. Hotel Keeper?I have it! False pretenses! lie said he was an actor, a n! I saw the show last night.?Kan FratuUi eo Ex.: mint r. 1 Confessions of n Priest. Kcv. -Ino. K. Cox, of Wake. Ark., 1 writes, "For 12 years I suffered from j Yellow .Inumlice. I consulted a mini- , ber of physicians and tried all sorts of medicines, but got no relief. Then I began the use of Electric Hitters, and feel that I am now cured of a disease ( that had me iu its grasp for twelve years.'' If you want a reliable medi- , eir.e for T.iver ami Kidney trouble, ^ stomach disorder, general debility, get Electric Hitters. Its guaranteed by F. C. Duke, Only 50c. v rT 1 % A Lau? our. I \ r.teady and serious country ] gentVC'inan had joined a newly est ahlished London west end club which offered the advantage of bedrooms for country members temporarily In town. When next fhe squire visited the modern Habylon he put up for the night at the club, which had In the meantime become extremely fashionable ami its hours correspondingly irregular. The squire went to bed at an early hour, when all was quiet and decorous. If there were a racket in the night he slept through it. Next morning he came down to breakfast at his usual hour, 8 o'clock, but was surprised to find the room in the middle of the dusting process and not a cloth on the tables. While he was gazing helplessly around a sleepy eyed waiter came up to him. "I beg your pardon, sir," he said apologetically, "but no suppers can be served after half past 7."?London Tit* Pits. BRICK! BRICK!' BRICK!!! For sale in any quantity. The Rodger Brick Works. FORSALECHBAP One 15 II P. Boiler and Engine (detached) one Brick Maching, 20,000 laily capacity. The Rodger Brick Works. IS HIsMl Mf SOUTHERN DR. I. M - .PENT Crown and Bridge Work a Specialty. APHORISMS. In nil things It Is better to hope tbnn | despair.?tioetlie. ( I Adversity borrows Its slinniest sting 1 from our Impatience.?Bishop Home. |' He alone Is an acute observer who , ' enn observe minutely without being i . observed.?La vater. If the ancients left us Ideas, to our | credit be it spoken, we moderns are building houses for them.?A. B. Al* ! cott. Money dishonestly acquired is never 1 worth Its cost, while a good conscience never costs as much as it Is worth.?J. I\ Sean. 1 The one who will be found In trial ' capable of great acts of love is ever the one who Is always doing considerate \ small ones.?F. W. Robertson. J. To be humble to superiors is duty; to t equnis is courtesy, to Inferiors is nobleness, and to nil safety, it being a virtue that, for all Its lowliness, com- j inn inlet h those it stoops to.?Sir T. More. ! Better Suited. 1 SI?I thought Ilank was to college t for a career as preacher. 1 Hy?So lie was, but from the big bills he kep' send in' in I thought I ought to t make a doctor of him.?Beverly Times. t Broke Into His House. S. De<iuinn, of Cavendish, Vt., was obbed of his customary health l?y invasion of Chronic Constipation. When Dr. King's New Life Tills broke into lis house, his trouble was arrested, and low he's entirely cured. They're guar- 1 mteed to cure. 2oc at F. C. Duke's t Drug Store. c Modern Antlfinltlr*. The quest for things antique has led * to systematic forgery and imttntioiwin the part of dealers. Paris Is the great center of this deceitful Industry, says the Nation. Then* has been discovered In tin* suburbs a thriving factory for the fabrication of Egypt inn mummies, cases and ;.II. These are shipped to Egypt and in due time return as properly antiquated discoveries. A funny story Is now current about a collector of medhevnl things. A eerLain clever workman in stone made to the order of a dealer In medinwal antiquities a Venetian ehtmueypleee of ^ the llfteenth century and received for *( ^i^irk some two or three thousand It? ?< ?.. . H.v .1.1,,,. 1< neyplcoe to ...... ? ... , .._ , palace near Venice, bringing back to Parts photographs of the palace and of c the ehinmeypiece in situ. By means 8 of these photographs he aroused the n Interest of a rich collector, who sent his secretary to Venice to make sure 0 that the photographs did not lie, and ( 8 ou ms ravoramc roport bought (lie , 1 thing for .">11,0011 francs. On the arrival . c of the article at his house in Paris he j sent for some workmen to open the onses. One of theui appeared to him to tfo ahout the work rather carelessly, and he remonstrated with the man, who answered: "Have no fear, sir. I ' know just how It needs to he opened, ! 1 for I packed it when it left Paris." * ? , Fiction. "What are you writing, II aw ley ?" "A story. I'm going In for fiction." "Really?for a magazine?" . "No; for my tailor. He wants Ids money, anil I'm telling him I'll send him a cheek next week." i Life and Accident Insurance. The Aetna Life Insurance writes J policies not only for Life Indemnity, but also policies that protect you in case of accident or sickness. The only Old Line Company in the United States to do this. Rates are very reasonable. This company is well known and comment is unnecssary. I am representing the abovo Company and will bo pleased to call on any one wishing insurance. Write me at Carlisle, S. C. 46-tf W. F. Bates,Agent. RAllWVESTI^ljLI SPEED SIXTY TOUR N -TO NEW YORK - ?? I I ?? ??? Offlco Bank Building Union, rt. 0 Cur;s Eczema, Itching Humors. Especially for old, chronic cvses take Botanic IIIihmI Halm. It. rives a healthy blood supply to the affected paits, 1 eala ill the sores, ernptons scabs, scale?; stops t li s awful itching and horning ot czema, swellings, sup .minting, watery so ?s, e'e. Drugg'st", SI. Sample free Vid prepaid by wilting Blood llalm Co., AM. it a. (ia. Describe trouble and free imil c.?i advice sent in sealed l-tter. WHY HE DIDN'T MARRY. : Phil Mar's Story of aa Australia* Prlaonrr. Phil May, the English artist, worked n his youth on the Itullotin of Sydney, Australia. Occasionally tiie young inn* vould he assigned by the Hnlletin peoile to the police courts, and from tlw??e isslgnineiits he would bring buck sketches, now humorous niul now pahcfic, that were admirable. One of the lmst of the Bulletin ketches portrays a thin, hangdog man 11 the prisoners' bar talking to a very uihl and sympathetic looking Judge, dr. May's story of the sketch was that lie prisoner laid boon dragged liefora lie judge every few months for n numier of years. "Yeur fare is familiar here," the later now said. "It is. your honor, worse luok," reurtiod tlio prisoner. "Are you married yet?" "Not yet. sir." "Not yet. eh? IIov loner is it wow lint you have been engaged?" "Seven years, your honor." "So long as that? Why In the world inven't you got married In nil that line?" "Because, your honor," the prisoner xplaincd, "Ann and I- hnTen't mantged to lie hot It out of Jail at the same ime."?Boston Post. THE EYES. 1 Black or very dark eyes denote a caincity for extreme ardor In love. Greenish tints in blue or hazel eyes PP flio a I n?*d n# " I e.1 * ^ imium nun courage. Steel colored eyes nsnnlly denote r\ old nature, also deceit and treacliery. Russet brown eyes, untinged by yel?w, mean an affectionate and gentlo Imposition. # Dark blue eyes while Indicating af* eetlon and purity, do not represent Inellectnnllty. Variable gray eyes are highly Intelactual and indicative of an iinpulsivo ^?.UPRr55?lounble tempernment. otnpnnied by steadfastness or'crprew ion, denote cheerfulness, amiability nd constancy. Tawny eves denote fickleness. Kycs f no particular color, only feeble hades of gray and blue, go with lym>batie dispositions, characterised by oldness, selfishness and llstlessness. In con hIm( nicy. "Jenkins is a queer duck." "What's he done now V" "Why, last night he fretted and 'anted and linnlly slanged because his ivife took three minutes to dress for a air ride out to the park, and last week lie snt til :i ii nlii'ii 1 urn t 111 the lint broiling sun from 2 o'clock until (1 without getting a bite ami enjoyed it." ?Baltimore News. To Cure a Cold In One Day i'.ike Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. A.11 druggists refund the money if it fails o cure. E. W. Glove's signature on jach box. 2."jc. 6 ly Dr. R. M. Dorsey, Specialist on diseases of the EYE and EAR ?and? OPTICIAN. Successor to II. II. 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