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I have found Dr. KofTett'i TEETHINA a aplendld i
- jm V>jr w.iaateothlnr child, ?t?r/ u.-eendinjt day worn
TEETniNA, a id bexan at oner aJiilnlitrrinz it lo bin
that da/ on bo fecutnwml, I ha ra constantly kept
/feasnro In aonndln* iu praiaaa to all mothers of you
yartod waa piml,
Ifnnar iit the Olnllr.
In the middle apes nt the girdle were
hung the thousand and one odds and
ends needed and utilized in every day
affairs. The scrivener laid his ink
horn and pen attached to it, the scholar
ills hook or books, the monk his
cntrlfl* nnd rosary, the innkeeper his
tallies, nnd everybody his knife. So
many and so various were the articles
attached to it that the flippant began
to poke fun.
In an old play there is mention of a
merchant who had hanging nt his girdle
a pouch, a spectacle case, a "punniard,"
a pen nnd ink horn nnd "a
unmiKercmci, witli ninny other trinkets
besides, which n merry cotnpnnion
seeing snid It was like a haberdasher's
shop of smnll wares." In nnotlicr early
play a lady says to her maid: "dive
me my girdle and see that all the furniture
be at It. Look that clr.ers, pincers,
the penknife, the knife to close
letters, with, the bodkin, the ear picker
and the scale be In the case."
The Difference.
"What Is the difference between a
womnn's whist club and a man's poker
club?"
"Why, in one you get home to dluner
and In the other to breakfast."?
Detroit Free Press.
Spend not all you have, believe not
II you hear and tell not all you know.
Fotcnt PHI rieasttre.
The pills that arc potent in tlicr action
and pleasant in their effect are DcWitt's
Little Early Risers. W. S. Philpot, of
Albany, (la., "During a bilious attack I
took one. Small as it was. it did roe
more good than Calomel, blue mass or
any other Pills I ever took and at the
same time it affected me pleasantly.
Little Early Risers arc certainly an
ideal pill. Sold by F. C. Duke.
? ?
Boots nnd Shoo*.
Boots are supposed to have been the
invention of the Cnrlans. They were
mentioned by Homer, 007 ft. C.
Grecian women possessed twenty-two
kinds of footgear, which may be
classed as those which cover all the
foot up to the ankle and those which
Imply tied on tho top of the foot with"
wide ribbons or straps, The practice
of shoe and sandal wearing can be
traced bock for some thousands of
years and Is probably of eastern otigln.
Frequent mention Is made of the shoe
in the Bible, from the book of Exodus
to the Acts, and there is mention made
of a shoe latcliet as early as the time
of Abraham.
Kood find Chnmcter,
A scientist has recently been Investigating
the effect of food, particularly
vegetables, on the human character.
He alllrins that a diet of carrots ameliorates
harshness of character and reduces
nervous Irritability; peas create
Joyousness, while turulps have a do.
pressing Influence. Cabbage Is good
for pulmonary complaints, wtfile lettuce
acts as a sedative upon the human
frame owing to the opium contained
in Its milky Juice.
A Ccnifr o( AHr.irtliMi.
"I shouldn't be surprised If our child
should be u great statesman, with extraordinary
talents for titlbudcrlng,"
said the father.
' Why, he can't even talk yet," said
the mother.
"That's true. He hasn't anything to
say, and yet look at the time and attention
he can monopolize."?Washington
Star.
Knllirr'n Shortcomlngr.
"The trouble with father," said the
glided youth, "Is that he has no Idea
of the value of money."
"You don't mean to Imply that he Is
a spendthrift?"
"Not at all. But he puts his money
away and doesn't appear to have any
appreciation of all the things he might
huv with it."?Exchange.
~ HOME NEWS. ~
Of Interest To Everyone
In Union.
In every newspaper in the country
you will read statements made by
people living in out-of-the-way places
who are supposed to have been cured
or derived gteat benefit from some wonderful
remedy or "cure all." But here
in Union we only publish statements
made by Union people?the testimony
of your friends, neighbors and fellow
townsmen,
' J. M. Mardis, retired farmer, a veteran
of the Civil War. residing at 22 Idbrand
Street, says: "I have used Doan's
Ointment with very satisfactory results.
For a long time I suffered from itching
Eiles. I lost my leg in the war, but I
ave suffered more from the intolerable
itching than I ever did with the leg,
and there seemed to be no relief night
or day. It was a constant torture and
^ the more I scratched the more it itched.
- T I have done everything to try and relievo
it. but to no purpose until I read
about Doan's Kidney rills and Doan's
Ointment and procured a box of the
latter at Holmes Pharmacy. The salve
stopped the itching on the first application
and I can now say entirely curod
it. Yon are welcome to use my name
?as an endorser of the claims made for
' this remedy." For sale by all dealers.
Price 60c ner box. Foster-Mil burn Co..
Buffalo, N. Y., solo agonts for the
Unitod States. Itemomber the namo?
DOAN'd?ana take no other.
0
Carts Cholera-Infantum,
VHPBB i V Diarrhoea, Dysentery, am
M I I ^ Vil the Bowel Troubles of
Children of Any Age.
Digestion, Regulate:
rvWPinO)^^l the Bowels, Strengthens
Ks at Druggists, ""tcetmiSc r5sv.'
. ?f. MOFFBTT. M. D., ST. LOUIS. MO.
IaudT. Secretary of Slate, Austin. Tc*.. Nov. 21,1MX).
remedy and aid for my teething children. When rjy oldr."
ed tia thai we would inevitably lo?e him. I happened npos
I, and Ilia improvement was ma-fced in 21 hours. r.ncl from
It end used it alnco wilh my thildren, an I havo taken grcai
ng children. I found it invaluable even a'lrr llio tcotbln#
Mtta. I>. H. HAItCV.
I ^
IKrkani at Jaitlee Starelelch,
One memory of Dickens Is indelllily
| Impressed on my mind. I enn recall
the whole scene ns if It hnd happened
yesterday. I cannot have been more
thnn six or seven years old when my
father nnd mother took me to one of
his readings at, I think, Rt. James*
hall. First he read the death of Paul
Dombey, which left me In floods of
tears, nnd next came the trial scene
from "Pickwick." I shall never forget
my amazement when lie assumed
the character of Mr. Justice Stare
| lolgh. The tare and figure that I know,
j that I had soon on the stage a momont
before, seemed to vanish as If by
magic, and there appeared Instead a
fat, pompous, pursy little man, with a
plump, Imbecile face, from which every
vestige of good temper nnd cheerfulness?everything.
In fact, except an expression
of self sut&clent stupidity?
had been removed. The hpppr Hp had
become long nnd the corners of the
mouth drooped, tlio nose was short and
podgy, all the angles of the chin had
gone, the chin Itself had receded Into
the throat, and the eyes, lately so humorous
and human, had become as malicious
nnd obstinate as those of a pig.
?R. C. Lehman in Chnmbers' Journal.
His Ides of Prayer.
Harold, the five-year-old son of a
Presbyterian minister, was being prepared
for bod. He had spent a very
active day at coasting nnd was weary
and very sleepy.
"Now, Harold, kneel down by mamma
nnd say your little prayer."
"But, mamma"? half asleep, with his
head on her shoulder.
"Be mamma's good boy, now," conxIngl.v.
"Thank Clod for all his goodness
to you."
But Ilarohl was asleep.
Ills mamma gently aroused him.
"Harold, don't la* naughty. Be a good
boy, now, nnd thank Jesus for the nice
home you have, the warm clothing nnd
fire to keep you.warm, and a mamma
and papa to love you. Think of tho
poor little l>oys who are hungry and
ipld tonight, no mamma to love them,
no warm bed to go to, and"?
"But, mamma," Interrupted the
sleepy boy, roustnl to n protest, "I
think them's the fellers that ort to do
tho prayln'."?Lipplncqtt'ir,
Fn*lilnn Models,
Fashion models who pose for a phoj
tograplior are not to be confused for a
moment with those other models who
' pose for artists. The camera and tho
brush are far different mediums. One
can hide or forget blemishes, but the
other tells the truth, tho wliolo truth
and nothing but tho truth, says tho
Baltimore Herald. An artist can add a
few inches to a model's height or
cnango uie curve or nor snoumers or
lior nose or give lier pearly teeth Instead
of Irregular, discolored ones, or
j make any other Improvement he de|
sires; hut the photographer can but
i press the bulb of his lens. Retouching
i >* unavailing If the model has assumed
' a gawky, ungraceful pose. Not all the
! king's horses and all tho king's men
can make a cnmera transform an awkward
woman Into a beauty.
A Poor Pre** Agrnf.
Max O'ReJl was exceedingly popular
j ns a lecturer, and the way In which his
mother viewed the suggestion that her
son should take to the platform Is
worth repetition. She wrote to him
from the native village which she had
never loft for more than a day to say
that she did not think appearing before
audiences to he reputable business, and
when he replied that he had decided to
do It and had signed a contract to that
effect the dear old lady wrote back
that she was "still" bis loving mother
and that she would tell no one In the
village about It.
Bfkrhnroaan'N Rneliantrd Sleep.
The Germans have a legend that
Frederick Rnrbarossa Is not dead, but
In an enchanted sleep in n cavern In
the Harz mountains. Ills long red
beard is believed to have grown during
this long enchantment until it covers
the table at which he sits and descends
to the floor. He has been there for centuries
nud must- remain for centuries
still, but he will Anally be freed, so
the legends say, and lend his knights
to a glorious victory.
Rnlnntlon o' the Country.
"Morc'n thirty year sense, I beared a
preacher say one time how eddlcatlon
nn' rum an* money was bound to be the
ruination o' the country, an' set Are ef
It aiu't pooty nigh come true a'rendy.
| You take It betwixt these here rich
( college fellers an' them dod blowed
wyndrics there, an' 1 want to know
what show Is they for pore men same's
me and you?"?From "Overhauling the
Foliticlaners" in Century.
He Was.
"Sny, pnw, was you ever the cynosure
of nil eyes?"
"Yes; the ether dny when I went
rtimilwg ;M% >l?e middle of the street
nfter my fc*X. I'll bet there wasn't n
man, woman or child In town who
wasn't there looking at me."?Chicago
Record-Herald.
Would Not Be Noticed.
Applicant-Yes. mndnm, I wish to secure
board, but I must Inform you that
I am a vegetarian, mndnm.
Mrs. Rllmdlet?Oh, tlint will be nil
tight You will not be expected to eat
the meat. None of the others ever do.
I
> The WenrlnR of H?ta,
' In the thirteenth century the uso 01
the scarlet hat, which distinguishes
t cardinals, was sanctioned hy Pope In
nocent IV. Throughout medimva
times the wearing of a hat was regard
ed as a mack of rank and distinction
During the reign of Charles I. the Vu
! titans affected a steeple crown and
broad brimmed hat, while the cavaliers
i adopted a lower crown and a hrondoi
brim, ornamented with feathers. It
' the early p.art of the reign of Henry
V. hats became popular, and in the
tlrtie of the wars of the roses all men
of high and low degree (with the exception
of 'prentices, who wore caps)
wore hats. The cocked hat made its
.appearance in the reign of James II.,
and coukl be converted into a variety
of shapes. It was known under several
names, as the Brigadier, the Handlies,
the Hegent and the Frederick.
Even to the present dny the naval
full dress is incomplete without the
cocked hat, and on the continent many
functionaries, civil as well as military,
continue to wear it. Our old militia,
line and jlcld officers used to wear
them of Immense proportions. The
round lint, such as Ben Franklin wore,
was taken to Paris from this country
by the young officers who fought for
our independence under Hochambeau
tnd Lafayette. It met with eront fn
vor there.
Antlqalty of the l'uinp.
Machines for raising water may bo
snld to be as ohl as civilization itself,
and their invention extends so far beyond
written history that no one can
say when the art of lifting and distributing
water began. Egypt, the land
of unfathomable antiquity, the oldest
civilization of the orient, noted not only
for her magnificence and power, but
for knowledge, wisdom and engineering
skill, understood and made practical
use of such important hydraulic
devices as '#10 siphon and the syringe,
the latter being a remarkable Invention
and the real parent of the modern
pump. Whether or not syringes were
ever fitted with inlet and outlet valves,
thus making the single action pump, is
not known. But bellows consisting of
a leather bag set In a framo and worked
by the feet, the operator standing
with one foot on each bag. expelling
the inclosed air, the exhaust bag being
then lifted by a string to refill it with
air, implies the use of a valve opening
inward, and it Is difficult to conceive
of a continuous operation without one.
Eat All You Want.
Persons troubled with Indigestioi
or Dyspepsia can cat all they want it
they take Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. Thh
remedy prepares the stomach for tin
reception, retention, digestion, and as
similation of all the wholesome food
that may be eaten and enables the digestive
organs to transform the sanu
into the kind of blood that gives healtl
and strength. Sold by F, C. Duke.
nrtrti'OOfiliiO A T^nron.
All ExrldiiK Alport That Dcinonilt
Cuolncn and Dexterity.
Tlio harpoon is east. There is a
crash in the water anil a big wave rolls
outward. As the skiff is driven forward
by yonr boatman you recover
your harpoon pole. As you take it
aboard your llrst spare glance discovers
tlio lino drifting rapidly over the
bow.
The line Is seised loosely and paid
out hand over hand. If clutched
tightly there will be torn and blistered
lingers. If the line Is bard twisted
It will suggest red hot wire. It will
tear the flesh; It will kink and squirm
and writhe. Beginning gently, an increasing
strain Is put upon the line until
the boat Is In rapid motion. As the
tarpon feels the strain a gyrating,
glistening, silvery mass hurls itself six
or eight feet clear or the water.
The sight of the skiff gives him new
life. Ills next dash carries him
through a narrow channel and you lose
line to him. In making a sharp turn
your skiff grounds on an oyster bar.
By the time you are again afloat you
have out nearly .'100 feet of line, with
not a dozen eoils left. But the boat
is soon under headway, the boatman
pushing frantically and the stretching
of the line helps. You have taken up
the tarpon's gait, bis speed slackens;
once more you recover line anil again
breathe freely.
f ? * ' * ''
I'liimi 1111mi it's in alternate rusn
Ing, leaping ami sulking, with bubbles
of air rising more anil more frequently
to the suvfaee, anil the end comes. The
great tlsli rises to the surface, and, rolling
over on his side, surrenders as
completely as he lias struggled tena
clously.?Country Life In America.
Cruel.
"Ah, me!" sighed the lovelorn Mr.
Kallow. "I tossed and turned upon my
bed last night, and 1 couldn't sleep a
wink."
"That so?" replied the heartless maid.
"What's the matter? Are you teeth*
fig?"?Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Easy Pill
f) Easy to take and easy to act Is 0k
that famous little pill DeWitt's 1
Little Early Risers. This Is due to I
the faot that they tonlo the liver In- I
stead of purging It. They never gripe I
nor alcken, not even the most delicate J
1.?? j? w?<v jrw? M?wjr ? w ww ui
result* that no one who uses them Is
disappointed. They cure torpid liver,
constipation, biliousness, Jaundice, I
headache, malaria and ward off pneumonia
and fevers.
raarAKSD sr
B. e. DeWITT A CO., CHICAOO
( Don't Forgot tho Namo. ^
1EARLY RISERS
Gray Hair
"I have used Ayer's Hair Vigor
for over thirty years. It has kept
my scalp free from dandruff and
I has prevented my hair from turn,
ing gray." ? Mrs. F. A. Soule,
Billings, Mont.
There is this peculiar
; thing about Ayer's Hair
Vigor?it is a hair food,
not a dye. Your hair does
1 not suddenly turn black,
look dead and lifeless.
Butgraduallythe old color
comes back,?all the rich,
dark color it used to have.
The hairstops falling,too.
St.00 a bottle. All druggists.
I If your druggist cannot supply you,
send us ono dollar and wo win express
you ft liotUc. He snro anil pi ve tlio name
of your nearest express oflYce. Address,
J. C.AYER CO., Ixiwcll, Mass.
A Hnlii'r'* Dor.cn.
The expression "baker's dozen,"
which Is In point of fart thirteen, has
n lilstory. For a baker In the olden
tlines'toAlve short weight In bread exposed
hi*1o considerable peunlties, and
thus the custom arose of adding an
extra loaf to the dozen as compensation
for any possible delleleneles in '
the rest of tlie batch. The extra artl- '
elc was originally a safeguard to avert
the chances of a heavy line.
I
Tlie Kriitor'n t'onr. j
English Magazine Editor ?I am
afraid? 1
Assistant?Yes?
English Magazine Editor?That we
are not labeling out humorous depart- J
input plainly enough. 1'nless we make
the titles loss ambigu&.ts half our read- i
ers will not know the articles aro 1
funny.?Baltimore American. f
The AnllquJIIoii Were Oat.
A traveler recently inquiring nt a
feudal castle In England whether he '
could see the antiquities of the place
received the simple answer from a
servant, "I am sorry, sir; my lady and r
her daughter have gone to town." 1
.,
I*rI?lo. i
\ on Porker?Aren't you satisfied with
that antenuptial settlement?
Lord Grafter?N?, sir. 1 don't want '
to lose my s.-lf respect after marrying 5
by having t<> run to your daughter for l
every thousand.?Idfe. i
i
Save the Children. j
Ninety nine of every one hundred |
liseaaes that childien ltave arc due to
"ilSOrnvT- f .... " "
caused 1 " indigestion, Kodol Dvspep- 1
-ia Cure is just as good for children as 1
it is for adults. Children thrive on it. i
It keens their little stnmnrlis sweet and -
encourages their growth and develop- (
rncnt. Mrs. Henry Carter, 70."> Central ,
St., Nashville, Tenn., says: "My little
boy is now threo years old and he has
been snlTering from indigestion ever
since lie was horn. I have had the '
best doctor* in Nashville, hut failed to
do him any good. After using one i
bottle of Kodol he is a well baby. 1 ,
ccoinniend it to all sufTercrs." Kodol j
digests what you eat and makes the
stomach sweet. Sold hy F. C. Duke.
7.1 icroMCopie l'en 111.1 iikIi I p. .
The subject of microscopic workman* ,
ship really divides Itself Into two
classes-penmanship and mechanical |
const met Ion. History has handed down
to us many examples of this form of
caligraplilc mania, of which the chiof
symptom Is a desire to compress the I
greatest number of words into the
smallest possible space.
I'liny the Younger declares that Cicero
once saw the "Iliad" written so small
that it could he inclosed in a walnut
shell. This ntlinuntion, was regarded
as improbable until the seventeenth
century, when lluet, hisliop of
Avranchos, France, an excellent Greek
scholar, pkoved that It could he accomplished.
The gospel of St. John and the Acta
of the Apostles wepo written within
the elrettiufereneo of a farthing In the :
sixtii century by an Italian monk.
llovr n Dyliifc Mnn Orcein.
Numerous experiments ijgule in lios- 1
pitals and upon heroic sifentlsts who 1
have permitted tests to be made upon 1
themselves right down to the moment
of death, warrant these conclusions:
That a dying man may he burned with
red hot irons and yet not feel the least
pain; that consciousness may remain
In the- dying almost to the moment of
actual dissolution, l)Ut that most people
generally lose tne power of thought
long beforo death; that In cases of
death where there seems to he extreme
suffering, with writhing and spasms,
such pin notnena are generally due to
reflex muscular action; also that fear
weakens the muscular system and hastens
death, while tho reverse may pro
BRICK! BRICK!' BRICKI!!
For ?ale in any
quantity.
I The Rodger Brick Works.
J KOUSALECHEAP
Ou?* l.r) II P. Poiler and Engine (dcaclied)
one Hrick M aching, 20,000
laily capacity
The Rodger Brick Works.
1 26-tl
I. Iv
^j^sDEN
Crown and Bridge
Work a Specialty.
An Ardent nendor.
Well," said tlu? sheriff, with nil nlr
of satisfaction, "noospapcrs don't make
no great sight out o' ino, now I tell ye,
for it's seldom ever I set down to look
nt one on 'em. I sot a book up homo
there I take an' read out on, of I ain't
got notliin' better to do. The woman
she give a feller a dollar for her one
time, an* put him up over night, too,
she did."?From "Overhauling the Politlclatiers"
in Century.
Ilia Rnah Act.
"I suppose," said the man with the
searching eye, "that drink was your
downfall?"
"It was," answered Meandering
Mike. "I took a drink o' water dat had
microbes in it, an' dat's what damaged
me health so I can't work."?Washington
Star.
The Popular Tone.
"What is your idea of a popular
tune?"
"A popular tune," said the man who
takes music seriously, "is one that
gets to he universally disliked."?Exchange.
Life Is a calculation; the happy man
Is he whoso calculation Is correct.?
L'loppy.
DeWitt Is the Name.
When you go to buy DeWitt Witch
Hazel Salve look for tlie name DeWITT
in every box. The pure, unadulterated
IVitch Hazel is used in making DeIV
ill's Witch Hazel Salve, which is the
>estSalve in the world for cuts, burns,
muses, boils, eczema and piles. The
popularity of DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve, due to its many cures, has caused
lumerous worthless counterfeiters to
>e placed on the market. The genuine
tears the name of E. C. DeWitt ik Co.
iold by F. C. Duke.
DIET AND DISPOSITION.
Tlic Food Wr Kill 11ns n lliri-cl I11IIliencc
I |?i>u Our PlnnniTK.
To say that food lias a direct iutluuiee
upon disposition is to utter a coninouplacc
dietetic truism now accepted
mil acknowledged by every one who
ins even a rudimentary knowledge of
physiology. If one is inclined to doubt
his let him experiment upon the lower
uiiinnls. Feed a pair of baby lions
'roni the time they are horn until tliey
ire as large as a fox terrier (log on
lotliing lnit bread and milk, and you
vill have a couple of docile, gentle and
oving pets as playful and harmless as
vittens. Take a pair of St. Itcrnnrd
family, and as soon as their teeth come
jegin feeding tliein raw meat, and jou
will soon have a couple of snappish,
marling, quarrelsome dogs, inclined to
light each other and ready to pick a ,
lglit with every dog in the street. If I
lie meat diet is persisted in tliev will
jeconie a menace to a whole neighbormod.
Is it any wonder, then, that some
non and women are snappish, snarling
uul ?inarrolsoino? We give much loss
ltteiitiou to what wo food the human
lniinal than wo do to what wo food
he lower animals. What does the
rrowling, garrulous, grumpy old scold,
vho makes life a burden to his family,
nit anyway? On what does the nagilng
woman food? Why not look into
these matters??Pittsburg Chronicle.
A Wife's IScoiioiii!? *.
Husband?Are you aware, nt.v dear,
that It takes three-fourths of my salary
to moot your dressmaker's hills?
Wife?Goodness gracious! What do
you do with the rest of your money??
Ran Francisco Wasp.
J.ife and Accident Insurance,
The Aetna tjifo Insurance writes
oolicies not only for Life Indemnity.
out also policies lhat protect you in
jase of accident or sickness. The
snly Old Line Company in the United
States to do this. Rates are very
reasonable. This company is well
known and comment is unnocssary.
I am representing the above Company
and will be pleased to call on
iny one wishing insurance. Write
me at Carlisle, S, C.
46-tf W. F. Batks, Agent.
Sker irr:
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If you liavo offensive pimples or
I eruptions, ulcers on any part of the
, body, aching hones or joints, falling
? hair, mucous natches, swollen glands,
J skin itches ana burns, sore lips or gums.
' eating, festering sores, sharp, gnawing
{ pains, then you suffer from serious blood
poison or the beginnings of deadly can|
ecr. You may be permanently cured
by taking botanic blood Balm (B. B.
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blood and sain diseases. Heals every
sore or ulcer, even deadly cancer, stops
all aches and pains and reduces all
swellings, botanic Blood Balm cures
all mafigant blood troubles, such as
eczema, scabs and scales, pimples, running
sores, carbuncles, scrofula. Druggists,
?1. To prove it cures, sample of
blood balm sent free and prepaid by
writing blood balm Co., Atlanta, Ga.
Describe trouble and fr??e mo.li-.oi ?,.i
vice sent in sealed letter. F. C. Duke.
Flnln,
The Teacher?What were Noah Webster's
last words?
The Sc holar?I don't remember lust
what they were, but I know tliejr all
begin with the Z.?Yonkers Statesman.
The I,nut ltuncc.
He?May 1 ask you for a dance?
She?Certainly, the last one on the
list.
He?Rut I'll not he here then. ; L
, She?Neither will I. ; .
Ton Prcvlonu.
The Anxious Mother?Are you sure
my son has appendicitis?
The Eminent Specialist?We can tell
you better, madam, after the operation.
-Life.
Which r
"Quietly, you know, Is the silent
partner."
"At the office or at home!"?Cincinnati
('onuuorei.nl Tribune.
To get a nice polish on eyeglasses
moisten with alcohol and polish as usual
with chamois. Ity this means all
grease is removed.
To Cure a Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Rromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if it fails
to cure. E. W. Grove's signature on
each box. 2,'?c. 6 ly
Dr. R. M. Dorsey,
specialist
on diseases of the EYE and EAR
?and?
OPTICIAN.
^Successor to II. It. Goodell.
Alexander's Music Hall, Spartan
burg, S. C. 47-1 jr.
What a Woman Likes to see
in laundry work can be seen any
time by looking at the shirts, collars
Hnd cuffs laundered here.
The dirt is separated from the
f ibric by the use of pure water and
good soap. At the a
U-NEED-A LAUNDRY 1
the washing, drying, starching, ironing
and finishing is done in the most
approved manner by those who have
much experience in this line of work.
It is ail perfect.
.INK FOR BUSINESS, i !
.INE FOR PLEASURE, I
,I?>IE FOR ALL THE BEST j I
3ER RXSORTS
>pletc Summer Resort Folder
!?d Free to Ar.7 Addrers.
H. H. HARPwicr, W. H.TAwne,
(.-n'l F*a-,s. Ar?r.l. A^st. Csn'l P?s*. Aft.
NA!!ilN<'.T>MI, P.O. AT1.AMTA. C.A.
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