The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, August 07, 1903, Image 3
I t?? found Dr. *offstt'? TRBTBINA a aplendld re
or wi*s teettlet cliM, ererr onccoodlfl* dar vamx
TKRTIIlHA.nid b?j?S atones ndminiuewi* It to htm,
that dar on ha recuperated. I harr conjtanllr ktpl It
Slonanra tn aouaJInc iu praiMa to *U inofbcra ot joun
Jk S?lf fon^ielrtflyv
* "Say, jpn," querlcji snW^F Hobby,
"what Is gosslpiug. nBywoyrV
"Gossiping, my s|n," replied the old
tnnn, "If wo get rtgbt down to tbo
plain, unvarnished facts, Is lying. Bht
> why did you ask?" >
"necause," answered the young Investigator,
"mil says yofc do a lot of
gossiping every time your business
keeps you late at tho office." ?Exchange.
Her Performance,
Bellows?Does your daughter play on
the piano?
Old Former (in tones of deep disgust)
?No, sir. Slie works on if, pounds on
It, rakes it, scrapes It, jumps oil it and
rolls over on It, but there's no piny
bout It, sir.
t'niip predated.
"Do you believe," said tlie lady witli
he sear und yellow, "tliat the good die
youngV
"How could I?" exclaimed tlie flatterer.
"IIow could I, nnd you so good
??r? that is"?
* "Sir!"?Baltimore News.
A Cold RefnsAl.
Willie?Tills is an excellent picture
of you. Miss Marie. I wish I owned
the original.
Marie?You may have the negative.?
Pittsburg Dispatch.
Potent Pill Pleasure.
The pills that arc potent in ther action
and pleasant in their effect are DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. W. S; Philpot, of
Albany, <?a., "I>uring a bilious attack I
took one. Small as it was. it did mo
more good than Calomel, blue mass or
any oiher Pills I ever took and at the
same time it affected me pleasantly.
Little Early lilters are certainlv an
ideal pill. Sold by F. C. Duke.
GUARDIAN CRANES. '
i
Take the Place of tlhrpkerd (
In Vtiirxnrln.
The natives of Venezuela and nd- j
Joining countries on the north side of ,
the river Amazon often avail them- j
elves of the services of a native crane
to care for their poultry and also, la j
the place of collies or shepherd dogs, to
guard and herd their domostie animals. ?
This remarkable bird, which the In- t
dlans call ynknuilk, and the ornltholo- f
gists Psophln crepitans, is found in a ^
wild state in the great forests which
particularly iti Venezuela and itrltlsli '
Guiana. The binis never leave the forests
unless shot or captured. They may
be trusted with tlie care of a Hock of t
sheep or domestic fowls and every i
morning will drive the ducks and potil- <
"try to their feeding places end. care- j
fully collecting any stragglers, bring j
them safely home at night. A yaknmik <
soon learns to know and obey the voice
of its master, follows him. when p"r- ]
*4 mitted, wherever he goes and appears j
delighted at receiving his caresses.
It pines at his absence and welcomes ]
bis return and Is extremely Jealous of <
any rival. Should ntty dog or eat ap- (
proach It flies at It with the utmost ,
fury and, attacking it with wing end
beak, drives It away. It presents Itself
regularly during meals, from which it
ehnaca all domestic animals and even
the negroes who wait on tl. /able If it ,
is not well acquainted with Mietn, and
nly asks for a share of the eatables
after it has driven away ail who might j
aspire to a nivoranic nonce iroin inr
family.?Brooklyn Eagle.
He Took the Hint.
Th? bashful lover drew his breath
And made an effort errand.
"I wish 1 were the glove," he crl?6?
"That reata upon your hand!"
he bluahed n trifle and replied,
' "I must ndmlro your taate,
But I would rnther that you were?
The belt around my walat."
^Mel-andburgh "Wilson In New Tork
Time*.
HOME NEWS.
Of Interest To Everyone
In Union.
In every newspaper in the country
yon will read statements made by
l?eople living in out-of-the-way places
who are supposed to have been cured
or derived great benefit from some wonderful
remedy or "cure all." But hero
in Union we only publish statement)
made by Union people?the testimony
of your friends, neighbors and fellow
townsmen,
J. M. Mardis, retired farmer, a veteran
of the Civil War. residing at 22 Librand
Street. ravh: "I have used Loan's
Ointment with vory satisfactory result*.
For a long time I suffered from itching
Eiles. I lost my leg in the war, but I
ave suffered more irom the intolerable
itching than lever did with thq^leg,
and there seeded t? l>o no relief hifcht
or day. It was ,a or outlet torture-yid
the more I scra> %?ieOftbe more itiUijfed.
I have done efSrything to try and', relieve
it, but to no purpose until I. read
about Doan'a Kidney Pills and TXoan's
Ointment and procured a box of the
>. latter at Holmes Pharmacy. The salve
^ stopped the itching on the first applica^
tion and I can now say entirely cur6d
' it. You are welcome to use my name
as an endorser of the claims made for
this remedy." For sale by all dealers.
Price 80c per box. Foster-Mil burn Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y., solo agents for the
United Htates. Kememltor the name?
J)OAN'3?and tako no other.
*
t . .
i . Mr
PETTftjaMris Cholera-IbIidIib,
Diarrhoea,Dysantery, and
?. 11 lr the Bowel Troubles of
? Children of Any Ago.
Digestion, Regulates
PvWP|RS)lHi the Bowels, Strengthens
Ifi flt Dmrs-kt^ the Child and Makes
ib at vrnggisis, teething easy.
O. MOFFKTT, M. D.. ST. L.OUI3, MO.
irdt, Secralaij of Stole, aostts, Tex., Nor. 21, 1900.
m?dj and aid for raj teething Children. When n>j oldest
1 ne that we would IneTltablj lose him. 1 happened upon
end hit ImproTCrnent was ma-ked In 24 hours, nnd from
and used It since with raj children, and haro taken groat
g children. I found it luToluahte even after tho teething
u. n. haupy.
REMINISCENCES.
> *'
Do you remember where the little boys
Indulged In Innocent and harmless Joys?
It la yon desolate nnd purohlng spot
There on the rank wfed ridden vamnt lot.
Whcro once their lAuw*Fr echoecf to the
sky a.
As they threw snow*balMat the passer by. 1
Do you remember where the- snow man
stood.
With eyes of coal nnd sicqteton of wood?
That is tho place?tjint-ptrteh of blistered
lawn
Neglected even by the dew of dawn; ,
There whore industrious ants with prudent
haste ^ i
Aro burrowing to shun the arid waste. ]
And do you sec that man, that sweltering
wretch.
Whose suffering Ilunto might delight to
sketch.
Whose eollur wilts, who ? 1
? - D<?avO JlUIIUff
cyeil
Adown the street where once he walked '
with pride? ^
*Tls lie who wrote In wintry days much
rhyme
About the gentle Joys of summer time.
?Washington Star.
In Trnlnliig.
??^ ^ ^
Tito Rrotlior?Yep; I'm gnin' to match
hint against Willi- Jinks' ki<l brother
In n long distance cryin' match.?Now
York Amorlcnn.
IlnA (i Cltolee.
Tito tlndo was descanting to the maid- r?
tit on its likos and dislikes. ?
"Aw, dottclter know. Miss Do Rlue*on,
I wouldn't ho pwinte minister tin- si
lalt any cDrcitiitstitnees," It announced
mperciliously. "I should refuse it even
f It wore offered me. It Is sucli a twyng
post, with so much to do, dottclter or
tnow." tl,
"Indeed," she said, lifting her eye- re
trows meaningly. re
"Yes, Miss Do Rluoson," it went on, 8''
*but I should denhly love to bo secwe- ^
awy to the. admiralty, donchor know,
'aw I could have such splendid oppaw- ai]
unities fnw yachting, donchor know."
Then it was the girl ro<.o fmd wont.,?
tlnk lined basket.?London Judy.
The Anntomy of n I.oni?Re.
Tlte modern interest in science
dirouglt observation" has become
ltorc or less of a mania. Even the chlllrou
are hltton by it. The I.lttle Ghroncle
says that Georgia, aged live, takes
i great interest In physiology and amittttty.
One dav some members of the family
bad boon studying n dlssoctod porcupine
niul making drawings of the bones.
Not long after his slaters took an old
lounge apart, and Georgle watched
them. Presently he came running to
another member of the family, his eyes
on lire, his cheeks hushed and his locks
flying behind him.
"Come, come!'* he cried. "If you want
to study pliyserology now's your
chance. The girls have goalie lounge
all to pieces J"?Brooklyn Eagle.
Money Talks, '
"I suppose Dumley likes to argue as
much as ever and is continually worst- r
ed as usual."
"No; he's more successful now slnco
he got wealthy."
"What has his wealth to do with It?"
"Well, when he sees he's losing he |
Just offers to 'bet a hundred,' and that
settles It."?Philadelphia Press. f
t
ProKrria. (
The Husband?I)o yon think, my
dear, that all this so called culture,
these fads, these lectures and ethlcAl
and philosophical movements of yours 1
really do you any good?
The Wife?Incalculable good! Why, '
every day I live I appreciate more and 1
more fully what an insignificant creature
man is!?I.lfe. '
I
Getting Acqa?lntfu.
Mr. Stnyout?Say, old boy, tbey tell
mo 5'ou hnvo given tip nil your clubs
and that yon never go out nt night any
more.
Mr. Stayln?Yes; getting so well acquainted
nt home that my wife Is beginning
to call nie by my first name.?
New York Times.
Getting
Wine.
Ma Hardscrnbble?Pn, don't you
think we might take liy$* few o' then)
summer boarders? -j i
Fa Ilnrdscrnbble?Wnnl, inn, I aon't
know. Them thnr city folks ain't so
green e? they 'pear to be.?Baltimore
American. ;
i ' L
His R?nl Worth.
"I)o you suppose old Pscadds haw aoy
idea how much ho is really worth?"
"No. If he had he wouldn't give himself
so many airs on account of the
money ho happens to possess."--Cklcftgo
Tribune.
How It Affected Him.
Mrs. Rrownovich?I understand your
buabniHi 19 *eriou?iy in. I
Mm. 8mlthln?iy?Yea. He'? too ill to
do nnything oxcopt luako good resolu- {
tlons.? Cincinnati Enquirer.
t
*?L)hy the Little
Youngster Cried
Jack's mother believes that erjlng 1
as necessary for small children as othe
exercises. "It strengthens their lungs.'
she says. So when her young boy set
up a' howl over some reul or fanetei
cause she (loos not run to cuddle liin
as many mothers do, although she ha
an euuallv lovltur imofi w,.* i..*~
__v ....a uuv IV19 11AII
cry it out.
The other day Jack sat on the floo
weeping lone and bitterly. All at one
he stopped.
"Mother," he said, "what was I cry
ins abfcut?" 4
"Wasn't It beenuA" I wouldn't let yot
plnjFwith the 11 (no glass eloek on tin
bookcase?" she asked, with a smile.
"Oil, yes! Oh, oil. oh! Itoo, boo!"
Jack began to cry harder than ever
[lis mother waited calmly to hear what
this fresh outbrea ly^ieant.
"No; It wasn't that," wailed .Tack. "I
'member now. it was because yoi
wouldn't let me go out in the rain/liul
I'm going to cry anient the eloek now."
And he did.?New York Times.
'* Couldn't Be Too Soon.
jy/'cm
\? I2\*y
^SL?j * 'Y-r*
Cholly?I've?aw?always had a hor?
^r, Miss Maudic, of premature burial
-bolus buried too soon, y'lannv.
Maudie?Oh, iions n-c! That's irnpos*
hie!
Eat All You Want.
Persons troubled with Indigestion
Dyspepsia can eat all they want if
cy take Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. This
medy prepares the stomach for the
cent ion, retention, digestion, and asinilation
of all the wholesome food
at may bo eaten and enables the distive
organs to transform the same
to the kind of blood that gives health
id strength. Sold by I<\ C. Duke.
"Why, children, what In the world
re you perched up on that sharp rail
once for?"
"Because we're plnyln' millionaire,
md Tonnnie's John Poorpunt Morgau,
tml lie made all the rest of lis get off
he earth."?Chicago Tribune.
IIIN I**III ik 11.
"What was that awful shriek I just
ward?" asked the author nervously.
"That." explained the stage niannget
is he hurried toward the door, "was
he star in the death scene. The audinice
has got 1:1m."?New Yorker.
To Saw Dolnji J?u : '<*! toil.
This youiig-tcr. Ilk" mo-t hoys, Is
rery food of his paternal grandmother.
?ho took charge of the house while the
notlicr went away foe a week not long
igo.
One day he was rather obstreperous,
md the grandinothAr remark: tl: "If l
liad the care of you all the time, (lay, I
shouldn't allow you to do many thing?
that I overlook this week. I am afraid
you wouldn't love me so much then."
"Well." replied Guy, "l suppose h
would he like Ice ci\am?If we had ii
nil the time I s'poee we wouldn't car.
much about it any way."?Chattanoog
Times.
Easy Pill
fl Easy to take and easy to act Is 0
that famous little pill DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. This is due to
the fact that they tonic the liver instead
of purging It. They never gripe
nor sicken, not even the most delicate
lady, and yet they are so certain In
results that no one who uses them Is
At- TL... ~ ll..-,
IuiSM^uiiHcu* inoy tuio iui^iu xiver,
constipation, biliousness, jaundice,
headache, malaria and ward off pneumonia
and fevers.
rairAiBD tr
X. C. DeWITT A CO., CHICAGO |
( Don't Forget tho Name. J
EARLY RISERS
rnr wmr r; *auu. .* fcr. **? :
.#*
/t r* ' ' '"
II III 1
j .. _ m "
r I Coughing
* i "I was given up to die with
* I quick consumption. I then began
| to use Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. I
* ! improved nt once, and am now in
I perfect health." ? Chas. E. Hart*
II man, Gibbstown, N. Y. !
s ,
1 * Its too risky, playing ,
r with your cough. The
o first thing you know it
Iwiil be down deep in your <
lungs and the play will be
over. Begin early with
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral (
and stop the cough. 2T?"?"i. i
" Consult your doctor. I f ho say* tako It,
t then <l<> as hi* says. 11' In* t*'IIs you not to j
take it, then ilon't take it., lln'knows. j
, Constipation delays recovery.
|. Take laxative doses of Ayer's Pills,
gentle, purely vegetable. ?
| J. C. AVER CO., Lowell, Mass.
Biwfctiwwacuwipwsw i wnMwr.ii m mii I i ?snnl
A neoord In Servant*. '
"My wife mul I." said a (lermnntown
man, "liavo boon married a little over
Ave years. We have no ohildron, tlioro
are Just two in the family and we have f
use for but one servant, a girl to do
general housework. One would naturally
think that sueh a Job would be c
a sinecure for a girl at $1 a week, the
wages my wife pays, and yet in thasc jf
Ave years we have had no less than
sixty-three separate and distinct girls.
How do I know the exact number?
Well, I keep a diary, and among other
things I have jotted down the nuinerous
changes in servants. Some of ^
them have stayed a day or two. the b<
longest term of service being six bi
months. Some have been discharged, p<
some have gone out and failed to re- Si
turn, some have left because the work J1'
was too hard, some have married, one
was arrested on a warrant sworn out
by n former mistress whom she had
robbed. It scouis to me that sixtythree
servants in five years is about the
record, and yet I don't think we nre
hard people to get along with. If 1 '
didn't dwn my own home I'd give up
housekeeping uud board." ? Phlladelphia
ltccord.
te
Onl of the Frflnit Pan, I"
Husband?She Is by all odds, the
worst cook we ever had.
Wifo? I know It. But she Is going In
to stay until we get some one else. di
"That's good. 1 didn't know but you ?h
would have to cook the meals."?De- st
trolt Free Press.
I
Save the Children.
Ninety nine of every one hundred,
caused l>v indigestion. l\.oaolT)yspep- ca
si.v Cure"is just as good for children as on
it is for adults. Children thrive on it. gt
It keoi h their little stomachs sweet and
encourages their growth and developmont.
Mrs. Henry Carter, 70o> Central ?
St., Nashville, Tenn., says: My little
hoy is now three years old and lie has ps
been suffering from indigestion eycr an
since ho was born. 1 have bad the m
best doctors in Nashville, but failed to
do him any good. After using one
bottle of Kodol he is a well baby. 1
;? ?11
digests what you cat and makes the _
stomach sweet. Sold by F. C. Duke. ?_
No I.nnRnaKF of Their Own.
Among the peoples of the world the
Swiss are alone in having no language (J
they can call their own. According to
a recent visitor to the little country,
about three-fourths of the people of
Switzerland speak German, while the
remainder divide four other languages
among them, mainly French and ItalInn,
the languages varying as a rule '1
according to the proximity of the peo- jj
p!o to each country whose tongue they
speak. Public documents and notices i
are printed In both French and German.
P
In the Swiss congress, or national
parliament, the members make their
speeches either In French or German,
! for nearly all the members understand n
both languages. The orders of the pros- I
Ident are translated by an official Interpreter
and furnished to the newapa'
pers in both languages. .
CnrlonHim of Color.
After any severe shock you will be
very likely to find that you have be- J
' come temporarily color blind.
Your perception of green light has J
probably gone, at least partially. White
* objects will then nppcnr to you of a
I reddish purple and green objects to bo
very much duller In hue than ortllt
narlly.
t Any one can make himself or herself
r temporarily color blind by wearing a
i pair of ruby red glasses. The prolonged
action of red light on the eyes ends by
tiring out the nerves which receive rod
light. Consequently when the glasses
are at last removed a rainbow appears
to lia>ve only two colors?yellow and
blue.
BR1CK1BRICKI' BRICKI1I
For ?ale in any
I quantity.
The Rodger Brick Works.
FORSALECHEAP
One 15 II P. Boiler and Engine (detached)
one Brick Msching, 20,000
daily capacity.
_ _ .
t The Rodger Brick Works. I
" J 25-tl *
Ski
-h^DTV I. IN/
^ ? .DEN
Crown and Bridge
Work a Specialtv.
A Gooil Hrnnon.
Mrs. fircone?What do yon have an
alarm flock in your chamber for if you
don't have the alarm wound up?
Mrs. firny?If you could have heard
the. awful things mv husband saiil
when the alarm went off you wouldn't
ask me.?Boston Trail cript.
SrnnnliiB III* Mollv^.
You can't be dead sure tl-2?i a young
man Is saving to pet married Just bo
pause he stops smoking cigars and be;ins
to smoke a pipe.?Boston flloho.
No; lie may bo smoking th.> pipe to
ict even with the neighbors.?Clevcand
IMain Dealer.
I'llfnilnrnhlr.
May?I>hl you over meet a man you
lust couldn't possibly endure? " j
Fay?Yes; one.
May?Who was lie?
Fay?A man I tried for a week to
nake propose and couldn't.?Baltimore
American.
Activity.
"You say you take automobile rides
or tlie sake of exercise?"
"Certainly."
"But where does the physical exerIse
come in?"
"(Jotting out to pee what the matter
Washington Star.
DeWitt Is the Name.
When you go to buy DeWitt Witch
fa/.el Salve look for the name Fe\\ ITT
1 every box. The pure, unadulterated
'itch Hazel is used in making Dcritt's
Witch Hazel Salve, which is the
istSalvo in the world for cuts, burns,
uises, boils, eczema and piles. The
rpularity of DeWitt's Witch Ila/.el
live, due to its many cures, has caused
microtis worthless counterfeiters to
5 placed on the market. The gen"ine
sars the name of K. C. DeWitt A- Co.
ild by F. C. Duke.
k
The Parson's ltlca.
"1'nrson," said the colored brother,
lon't you think dat by dis time de
ace what Satan live at orter lie chock
ill?"
"Well," replied (lie parson, "'cordin'
r all human calkerlutlons hit orter
\ hut you kin depen' on one thing."
"Fn what's dat?"
"Satan ain't gwine let 'em fool him
de real estate business en gobble up
; outlyln' coal Inn's whilst dey's one
liner Icf in de worl'!"?Atlanta C011ItUtlOD.
.ife and Accident insurance.
The Aetna Life Insurance w riles I
se of accident or siclcness. The 1
ily Old Line Company in the United
ates to do this. Rates aro very
asonable. This company is well
lown and comment is unnecssnry.
urn representing the above Com*
iny and will bo pleased to call on
iy one wishing insurance. Write
e at Carlisle, S. C.
46-tf W. F. Bates, Agent.
? wmr. .VI
'leased to Hake 1
f-T
'f laundry 1 7 PJJ p
m
who would JfikcJ y;
ot he? Only [feIiF"'T^TW
hope who do ? c
oi se^k to apreciate
^ ^v-:
EIFFCTIOS! l|||||i|
e.rT,.tM
rhe u-need-a 5
Surpassin
t has won the approval of ?0
who like well laundei
MILLING done at t)
8-4t JACOB
RUMMER jjr^
Tlir. L
TME 1
ON THE SUM^
gfoutherh ra =
-AW m Goir
1X#Dr Mai
kaiiway w.a.t??,
Pat;. Traffic Wgi
WASIIt HOTOtl, D. (
I. iJAIR,^Office
Bank Building
Union. S. O
! Cures Blood Poison, Cancer, Ulcers
j If you have offensive pimples or
I eruptions, ulcers on any part of the
body, aching hones or joints, falling
hair, mucous patches, swollen glands,
skin itches and hums, sore lipsor gums,
eating, festering sores, sharp, gnawing
' pains, i lien > on suffer from sevous blood
! poison or the beginnings of o.-adly can
cer. You may be permanently cured
by taking Botanic blood Balm (B. B.
B.) made < specially to cure the worst
blood and skin di-eases. Heals every
sore or ulcer, even deadly cancer, stops
I nil ""d ????"" 1 '
- .... . .win reuuces all
swellings. I'? tunic Hlood Halm aires
all maligant blood troubles, such 11s
ee/.ema, scabs ami scales, pimples, running
so*os, carbuncles, scrofula. Prugj
gists, ?1. To ] rove it cures, sample of
j Moo I Palm sent free and prepaid by
willing lllood llalm Co., Atlanta, Os.
' Describe trouble and free medical advice
sent in sealed letter. F. C. Duke.
. A I.mix
William Kemp, an Knglish comic actor
who llourish <1 during the last years
of Queen lTii;v.b :b and who belonged
to the same company as Shakespeare
aud "created" Dogberry, danced from
London to Norwich, a distance of 114
miles. II?? was accompanied by a servant,
an umpire and a man with a tabor
and pipe. Crowds hindered bis start
on Feb. 11, 1C. in, and many met him at
every place. Several tried to dance
with liiin. but iintm could rival Ids pace.
The most sine s Tul wro women. Although
delayed by a snowstorm, lie did
it in nine days, and on the way accepted
a challenge or two. each time coming
olt best, except when a Chelmsford
maiden of fourteen danced till lie was
ready to lie down." On bis return be
wrote an account of it. which ends
with n warning to those with whom be
hail made wagers that it' they did not
pay up be would publish their names.
The "Nine Dales' Wonder," as the title
runs, is a merry, readable pamphlet.
Among other curious information in It
Is the statement that the customary
way to deal with pickpockets at the
theater in those days was to tie them
to a post.
To Cure a Cold In One Paj'
Take Laxative Promo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the nionev if it fails
oeiire. IS W. (Jrov?'? signature on
*?rl) IK?X. 2.V. (jjv
Dr. I? |V1 Hnrcay
on diseases of the EYE and EAR
?and?
OPTICIAN.
Successor to II. It. Goodell.
Alexander's Music Ilall, Spartan
bur^, S. C. 47-lyr.
the Acquaintance
Not how
~icheaply or how
quickly wc can
do the work is
our study, but
HOW WELL.
And by unceas%y
in? effort and
rl' J f\ y improved methJ
J j ' ods we have
.?// / / made the work
(lone at ^
TEAM LAUNDRY
gly Good.
oa housekeepers and nil those
ed shirts and collars.
lie same old stand*
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