The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, June 26, 1903, Image 6

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. i. What advertising can do How Two Fortune* YVore Mndc In the t utted State*. Ill 18S0 P. T. Itanium, tlio great showman, Journeyed to tbe Pacific coast to visit a relative. On his way back enst he stopped at Kansas City to sec the great Ha mum & Ha I ley show that was then exhibiting; In that city. The then press a Kent of the Ita run 111 & Halley show, Hert Davis, introduced to Mr. Harnuiu the editors of the local dallies at the former's hotel. In the course of the conversation which naturally followed Mr. Hnrnutn said: "Gentlemen, Mr. Hniley tells me that my presence at the performances of the Itarnum & Halley circus is worth $5,000 ft day to the show. If this is true, It is my name that is so valuable. It is known In every town, city and hamlet; It lias become a household word throughout the country. Now, gentlemen, nil of this was done by newspapers, and If advertising can make a name worth $3,000 a day, what is it that advertising can't do?" Hefore Peats, the wall paper man died In 1002 he was at the head of n mammoth paper conceim doing a business of $13,000,000 it year. Yet in 1S01 Peats was running a small establish mom tor me snie 01 nun papur 10 tut retail .trade on Madlsou street, C'lilca go. What was the secret of his won derful advance In the wall paper bust ncss In comparatively so short a while' It was advertising. A newspaper man In 1892 lnducec him to experiment with printers' Ink The result was prolltable. l'eats dldn'' see that ho could have too much of i good thing, so he Increased his adver tislng appropriation and as his protlt: doubled he doubled his space in tin newspapers and periodicals, and as 111; advertising increased his busincs grew. Thus ho reached the enormou volume of $13,000,000 a year by tin arithmetical progression of wideawnk advertising. In the language of P. 1 llarnum, himself one of the most es tensive advertisers the world has ere known, "If advertising can do thli what Is It that It can't do?"?Detrol Free Tress. f\n C.AOI I I IN IINUIUCh I . The Story of n M*l?t Hide on ni Rfjrpllnn Ilnllrond. "You enn travel with perfect safet on Egyptian railroads now," said a English official, "but It was not alwaj so. There were times when it require tact to save your throat from get tin cut, as you will realize from a little e: perience that occurred to me. It wr Just before the fanatical outbreak < lbh2. I had heard some ugly rumor but I had to go up l?y train one nigl from Tort Said to Ismailia. I was tl only European in the compartmeu Soon after we started an old An ,??i over and calmly helix himself to a couple or c\B<\rs that wei sticking out of my breast pocket, hnui-i-rlmftrtl Ute gieatn or.T dagger j the hand of a man to the left of ine. said nothing, but, opening my baj brought out a box of cigars and ham od them round. The Arabs emptied tl box. I smiled affably and lighted in pipe, expecting every moment to I knifed. They were eight to one, and was unarmed. Sudden l/.*t he old shel reached from the rack a large melon 1 had placed there. Then ho leant across and, taking hold of the ban that held the dagger, brought it inl view. Lifting it from the uurcsistiu fingers of his fellow Moslem, he trai qullly cut two slices olT the melon. II handed me one and proceeded to e; the other. Then my heart gave a juni| and as I eagerly sucked at the fruit knew I was safe, for we had eaten t< gcther. Itut I didn't get to Ismailia thr night." "How was that?" inquired a listener "Because," sniil ho, "tliey inurdere the engine driver, the stoker and ever other European in the train."?-Kansu City Independent. HOW HUSBANDS SHOP. A Blonite That It Wan Certain 1Vonl< Jlot IMense tlie Lndr. The pleasures of shopping are as rlq orously denied to "more man" as an the advantages of whistling to fair wo man. The decree, being nature's own Is universal, and the attempts made h contravene it are few and unsuocoss ful. An exception, more apparent thai real, was made a few days ago by ai uxorious Berlin husband intent 011 pre Renting Ills better half with a nev blouse. lie hurriedly entered one ol the first shops in the capital and con tided his Intention to the graceful younj |/\dy assistant. "I want a blouse ? 1 good one. You understand. It must be silk-tlie best silk." "May I ask what color you prefer?' inquired the superior young saleswoni an, with a smile. "Oh. I'm not particular about the color, bllt I Ilia V snv tll.'lt II nioif nnut fiwvi" 30 to 40 marks." "Ami the cut?" "Tlic out? Well, I really don't much caro. After all, it comes to the same thing." "May I nsk about the lady for whom It Is destined?" "Why, she Is my wife, of course! Whom else did you"? "I beg your pardon. What I meant was what Is her size, at least approximately?" "It doesn't matter In the least. I'lease show me some blouses, one blouse, any blouse, and let me go, for I am in a hurry to catch a train." "With pleasure, sir, but If you cannot give me an Idea of the color, cut or size or anything else to guide me how can I hope to suit you?" "CJive me any blouse you like so long as the price Is between 30and 40 marks. It doesn't matter a straw what cut or color or size I choose, for in any case it's certain to be changed. I told you it la for a ladyLoudon Telegraph. DPR. MOJ (TEETHING R?t. J. W. Bmit (of ArkaniM Methodlit Conference, wtH two package* of TEETIUNA." Wowonder how wo ha* mirl Rent Hi t packac* and It coma at a most opportnno tl hern in bod condition (or days, and nothing that wo Rare Krfect rolirl and ha haa had no farther troubla. Othrr D a a parfect toccaas. A BOTTLE MORGUE. CJd Depnrlmrnt Tlmt la Mnln(atnr<l In Some Dritfcntorm. The woman loft the proscription aiul sakl sho would call for the medicine in i half an lionr. | "I'll l?ot $3 sho won't," said the clerk. [ "Sho just looks like tlio kind that gets medicine put up for the fun of the tiling." 1 "I didn't know there was anybody ' foolish enough to take his fun that way," remarked the next customer. * "Oil, yes, there are such people? lots 1 of them," said the clerk. "Seldom a .week passes that we do not put up a ^ proscription that is never called for. Why in the world tlie people who thus s neglect their remedies after ordering them compounded will go to the trouble and expense of consulting a doctor is more than I can figure out. If they ' don't want to take the stuff prescribed, they certainly don't have to, but they * might at least have the grace to come and take it home after we have gone 1 to the trouble to prepare it and not I throw it back, a dead loss on our hands. Why. I've got a regular morgue back ' there for the repose of uncalled for botB ties of medicine. I keep the stuff ins definitely, hoping that in case the eus* toiner has not been carried off by suds den death she will show up again some R time and ask for tlie bottle. If I lutpp pen to know the delinquent's address, I send it around C. O. I>., but people who make a practice "hf ordering modir cine that they never Intend to take are not apt to leave their card with the druggist. "Most of those nuisances in the drug business are women, and many of their prescriptions have been written by out of town doctors several months or, in " some cases, years ago. In such cases the customer probably has no Intention y of coming back for the medicine, but II merely wishes it compounded through s some freakish fancy. In order to guard against loss through such crazy whims K we ought by right to demand a deposit on all prescriptions to be called for lat IS er on, but such an innovation would undoubtedly bring out a mighty bowl, s* and wo have never had the courage to ''I suggest it."?New York l'ross. le A PECULIAR HOTEL. >d Itn RooniK Knitted 1'or Stiilf* Iniitend re ,,f DrliiK Numbered. 1 'Mu n. little .townt.Ul JJlkhlfat'&T.00']? 9f j Just like any other hotel except in the way the rooms are. named. They arc not numbered, as is generally done, ' but each room is named for a state of 10 the I'nitcd States. "When I stopped at the place. I was j assigned to a room called 'Delaware.' .j. It was correctly named, too, for it was one of the smallest rooms in the house. 10 A man who was occupying 'New j Hampshire' made complaint to the landlord that the man in 'Maine' was drunk and boisterous and was thus keeping liini awake. This seemed strange, when wo recall that Maine is a prohibition state. Two men up in } 'Montana' were keeping up the repu' tation of the wild west by engaging in ( a noisy poker game. A big. fat eaplj talist had 'Now York,' which was the best room iu the house. The room named for Alabama is too ordinary for j anything, and a farmer was occupying v It tlie night I was there. "It was funny to stand in the oflico and hear a belllioy tell the clerk that towels were wanted in 'Iowa' and that the fellow in 'North Dakota' was kick lug like a steer because lie had no tire' 1 'Send two Manhattan cocktails up to Mississippi' was one of the orders that the clerk gave. 'lie sure to call the ? mail in Florida at .r> o'clock in the morning,' said one of the employees. And ' thus it went. This hotel is a curiosity 5 to the traveling public. It is conducted by an eccentric old fellow, but 1 where he conceived the idea of namin 1 rooms after states I do not know."? Birmingham Age-Herald. :r TWO KINDS OF GRASS. The Minister l'iuiilly <iot the Source ' of ill* Text Correct. 1 At a certain revival meeting of col? ored folks in a church in North Carolina the minister announced from the pulpit: "My tex' is l.et do woman l'nrn in silence wid all subjection.' You will done tin' it in de secon' chapter. Moventh varse, oh Clover " At this mention of an unknown castle a good brother plucked the coat tails of the minister. The latter turned round, then again laced the audience. "In spite of de interruption," he said, "I repeat de tex' am from de secon' chapter, Meventh varse, oh Clover." Again the coat tails were plucked, and the minister glared at the plucker, only to turn once more to tlie congregation. "Brudder Johnson," lie said, "objects to do tex' 'Let woman I'nrn in sileiiee.' Wo all know dat Sister Johnson am not a silent woman. But i i done repeats dat de tex* will be fotin' ! in de seeon' chapter, 'leventh varse, ob j Clover." Here Brother Johnson rose ; to the minister's ear and whispered 1 earnestly. "Oh!" said the dominie. | Then to the gaping people: "I asks | Sister Johnson's pardon. Her husban' flays I made a mistake, he Is dat triflin'. My tex' will not be foun' in de seeon' chapter, 'leventh varse, ob Clover, but in do seeon' ebapter, 'leventh varse, ob Timothy. I knowed it j was some kind oh ai'tUtk-"... J ??? ???r< rrETT-s POWDERslCaS black rranoj, arktt?rrim?h [less) "Enclosed And lift t cents for which plrrucmait ran e raised children without St. Theollicr ?'\y n lady In Mis* na;our babe was In a serious condition this bowels had did any (rood; tbo second does cl ' Tl'.ETmt'A" pnro inmbsrs of thn family haen used it fad erery doss has The Law Department of th? South Carolina College. In addition to the regular lectures by the professors of law of the South Carolina College, the trustees and faculty are pleased to be nt)le to announce for the coming session a very attractive series of lectures to be contributed by sotne of the leading members of the Bench and Bar of South Carolina. Among those who have consented to deliver one or more lectures to trie law classes of the College are: Hon. Charles H. Slmonton, U. S. Circuit Judge; Hon. William H. Brawley, U. S. District | Judge; Hon. Y. J. Pope, Chief Justice of South Carolina; Hon. C. A. Woods. Associate Justice: Hon. Eugene B. Clary, Associate Justice: Hon. Edward McCrady, Hon. J. C. Sheppard, Hon. (1. Duncan Bellinger, Hon. S. J. Simpson, Hon. J. P. Carey, and Hon. Andrew Crawford. The trustees and faculty feel that in securing the assistance of these distinguished judges and lawyers they have accomplished something that will prove of the greatest benefit to thos taking the law course in the South Carolina College. The number of thos* enrolled in the law department during the last two years has been the largest in the history of the college, and the hope is entertained that the prosper! of these additional lectures may stll further increase the growing numbei of law students. The great "value of the training nf forded by schools of law has been to< thoroughly demonstrated to rendei necessary any arguments In their sup port. The day ctf preparation for th< bar by solitary study in a lawyer') office has practically passed. Kveryom familiar with the working of a lav school must have been impressed wltl the increased Interest and seal that re suit from the mere association of younj t men who have come together for th< common purpose of studying law. Thi daily discussions of questions of law | not only with the professors, but nisi i with each other, beget an enthusiasr for the law which possibly. In soino in stances, could never have been acquire) otherwise. The advantage of attending a profes sional school in the State in which i man Is to practice his profession is i no case more obvious than in that of ; lawyer. Besides the familiarity gainei with the decisions and statute law si the State, the friendships that he form at such a school add very materially t his future usefulness as a citizen. Th career 01 iiiwycvs as a cass is more aj to he of a public nature than that ? those engaged in any other professlo or business. Not only are all of tli pulses of the State drawn from the ba "but the occupants of the legislative an executive olllees are also drawn vcr largely from the same source. As s many of the members of the legal pr( fe?sion are naturally destined to publl careers. It is of no little importam that the young men who have decide to become lawyers should come inl close Xouc))...\wt ,, ' The most lasting friendships are nt infrequently formed during the part c a man's life that is usually devoted t preparation for the bar; and it is uti fortunate if this period should be sper in a State other than that in which h is to live. Several years spent at a pro fession school In another State some times find the student so completely on of touch with the young men of hi own State that when he returns t practice his profession he finds himsel laboring under a serious disadvantage which in some instances is never over come. A law school, however, should b jjatronized not alone by those intendini to practice law. There is hardly a call Ing in life for which one would not b better prepared by having taken i course in law. Almost everyone wh has made an earnest study of the la\ will agree with Hurke that it is i "science which does more to qutckoi and invigorate the understanding thai all other kinds of human learning pu together." The hope is indulged, there fore, that the attendance upon the lav | school of the South Carolina CoMegi ? may include some who have not de l termined to make law their profession Columbia as the capital of the Stab presents many advantages for the lav I student. The sessions of the Suprenv I Court of the State, of the State Circul j Courts, and of the Federal Courts, glv< him frequent opportunity to hear argu i ments by the leading lawyers of th< State, and to witness the practical ad ministration of the principles of th? law. In prosecuting his studies he wli also find that having access to the i.m library of the Supreme Court, as wel as to "the College library, will be of th? greatest value to him. | SPEECHES THAT LIVE. ' Oratorio Triumph* That Klnn<l thl Tent of IteaUliiK. It is often said that if a speech read! > well it is not a good speech. 'J'hert j may l?e some truth in it. The readei cannot, of course, get the iinpressior which the speaker conveys hy look ami tone and gesture. Ho lacks that mar ycIous inllucnee by which in n grcal asscinhly the emotion of every individual soul is multiplied hy the emotion ot every oilier. The reader can pause and dwell upon the thought. If there be a fallacy, he is not hurried away to do something else before lie can detect it. So, also, his more careful and deliberate criticism will discover offenses of style and taste which pass unheeded in a speech when uttered. Hut still the great oratorlc triumphs of literature and history stand the test of reading in the closet as well as of hearing in the assembly. Would not Mark Antony's speech over the (lead body of Cu sar, had It been uttered, have moved the Itoinnn populace as It moves the snec tntor when Ihe play i* acted or the solitary reader in Ids closet? Does not Lord Chatham's "I rejoice that America has resisted" reads well? Do not Sheridan's and Hurko's groat perorations In the impeachment of Warren Hastings read well? Does not "Liberty ami union, now and forever," rend well? Does not "(Jive mo liberty or give mo deatli" rend well? Do not Everett's finest passages read well?- Senator Hoar In Success. i Advice. Tho bout advice tliat can bo given probably l?: Take all tho advice you can got and then do as you please. The successful person, or the one whom the 1 crowd counts successful. Is liclng constantly besieged with applications for advice how to succeed. He is generally incapable of giving it. The same ad. vice, outside of a few maxims generally applicable, Is seldom good for two pci-sona. Advice, as a rule, is cheap and about as valuable as most cheap things. To be constantly following advice without stopping to consider its source is the plain mark of weakness. It Is this trait of weak human nature which makes the business of the patent medicine maker so profitable. The person of power is the one who neither gives nor takes advice In generous quantities. The world would be bettor off if advice were much less plentiful. Then, perhaps, its quality might rise in proportion to Its scarcity.?New Loui don Telegraph. Kodol Gives Strength l>y enabling tho digestive organs to digest, assimilate and transform am. of the whoscsome food that may be eaten into the kind of blood that nourishes - the nerves, feeds the tissues, hardens the muscles, and recuperates the organ? i of tho entire body. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure cures Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Ca irrli r,f Mir? Klnranch anil all stomach [ disorders. t-'oid by F. C. Duke. > T?T? VlflTN Of It. [ "What do you think of married life?" t asked the henpecked man, addressing I the youthful bridegroom. "ltiiss is no name for it." said the young husband enthusiastically. > "You are right." said the henpecked r one gloomily. "Itliss is no name for it." n Qnlte rnpnhlr. ? "ITe's a remarkably frank man." > "How so?" I "Why, the heiress asked him if he j was sure he could take care of her p when he proposed, and he said he was p sure he could if he had her money to ^ do it with."?Chicago Post. a ' WorklnR Well. II The Querist?What do you think of the doctrine of the survival of the flirt test? n The Egotist?It Is all right so far. I !} am still alive.?Kansas City Journal, rt s Do Yon Enjoy What You Eat? " If you don't, your food docs not do it you much good. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure ,( is the remedy that every one should n take when there is anything wrong io with the stomach. There is no way to r. maintain the health and strength of <t mind and body c*eept by nourishment, v There is no way to nourish except in roup u mc momacn, 1 nc siomacn must l?e kept healthy, pure and sweet .i or the strength will let down and disease ,j will ret up. No appetite, loss of o strehgth, nervousness, headache, constiw ji.ition. had biC/ith, sour risings, rifting, (roubles are quickly cured l?y the use or '1 Kodol Dyspepsia Cures Sold by F. C. 0 Duke. iit o Sleep. Sleep begins, in its first phase, by a lt state of d 1st met ion which brings on s states of absent niindedness aecoinpn? nlcd always by numerous and separate / hallueinations closely connected with i the length of the absent minded states. Immediately afterward. In a second 0 phase, these states of distraction pass *2 Into a very delicate motor disturbance, 0 due to the absence of parallelism in a the axes of the eyes or by the devia? tion of their conjugate movements. a Then, in a third and final phase, which ri Indicates the very near approach of a actual sleep, the vasomotor system _ seems to conform to laws very differk. ent from Ihose that regulate its meelie anism during waking hours.?Itcvue Sclent ifiquc. 1 A Serious Mistake. s K. C. Dewitt & Co. is the name of the [ firm who make the geniune Witch Ha* set Salve. Dewitt's is the Witch Hani \ Salve that Heals without leaving a scar. I It is a serious mistake to use any other, i Do Witt's Witch Hazel Salve cures I blind, bleeding, itching and protruding r piles, burns, bruises, eczema and all bmti uncases, ooiu oy r . l?. Duke. ? _ AF'HORISMS. Hp who flutters you is your enemy.? ? Cnrdnn. There is no index of character so * sure as the voice.?Disraeli. } Laughing cheerfulness throws sunr light oil all the paths of life.?1 tic-lit or. j There Is no calamity which right wonla will not begin to rwlress.?Em' ?rson. Experience is a keen knife that hurts . while it extracts the cataract that blinds.? I)e Llnod. To forgive a fault in another Is more sublime than to be faultless one self.- (Icorge Sand. Hope is so sweet with its golden wings that at his last sigh man still Implores It.?De la l'ena. It is a great misfortune not to have enough wit to sneak wall ?? " *- ' |ml?Ciiit*iit to keep silent.?La ltruyere It U bettor to suffer wrong than <lo It and happier to he sometimes clientrd than not to trust.?Samuel Johnson. Lndiea and Children Invited. All Ladies and Children who cannot stand the shocking strain of laxative syrups, cathartics, etc., are invited to try the famous little Early Risers They are different from all other pills. They do not I'urgc the system. Even a double dose will not gripe, weaken or sicken; manv people call them the Easy Pill. W. II. Howell, Houston Tex., says nothing better can he used for constipation, sick headache, etc., Boh Moore, Lafayette, Indiana., says all others gripe and sicken, while DeWitt's Little. Early Risers do their work well and easy. Sold by F. C. Duke. '^DR. I. M. I mDENTI81 Crown and Bridge Offlc Work a Specialty. ? ' 1 ** SteppinEStonesto THE SUCCESSFUL I FERTILIZES HIS L^ Tlie VirginiaxCarollna ( "Manufactures the best Fertiliz Virginia-Carolina Chemical Co* i CHARLESTON. S. a ^ ! , wmm/mrmrn^T* ? Pleased to iTake the Of laundry |T~~| nol scrk to ap- | jjj|f PERFFCTION! ijllglliH JL f? ijUt?? THE U-NEED-A STE Surpassingly Tf ltou wAn llin amtrnvol a! nrAA.t Vi who like well laundered si **tt t Twn Hone at the 18-4t JACOB It PICKINGS FROM FICTION. iD She took on mighty few airs for a person in mournin\?"Lovcy Mary." One cannot be happy until he lina learned how, and for that one must Qnf^ 8 suffer.?"One's Womenklnd." am pi If wo could only take chloroform for in the difficult tasks and wake to find them repa|, done!?"Ills Daughter l'Irat." There's 110 hope this side of the grave for the man who knows It all. On the other side the devil doesn't want him? g the I*ord won't have him.?"Adam Rush." 1 Some of us see the rosary of life only . as separate beads, not touching the dl vine constraining tlirend, and are taken ?? by surprise when we come to tlie cross, n m ?"Moth and Rust." D KI Our thoughts, our opinions, are like apples on the tree-^liey must take time JC to ripen, and when they nre ripe how I easily they fall! A mere nudge brings ' .1 "* ? - litem uowii.--i^ifcrory values." *1 The only ghosts, I believe, who creep I 116 into this world are dead young mothers returned to see how their children fare. There Is no other Inducement KO great enough to bring the departed back.?"The Little White Bird." 0ne : ? tached DeWltt's n Salvo Fer Piles, Burns, Sores. J|^g Were You Joking? ? When you said that you Lai always trailed where you M could get the best bargains for your money. I ' sell Bj 12 ( GOOD OOODS I-avk $i.5 ?L. it t XO kj\j tiK'iiu mat your purse II 1 l 1 1 BVEll\ will almost laugh. W. Newell Smith, l'fh8 ' Ihe Phone 126. Union, S. C. cose of tjSH PARKER'S >nly O) HAIR BAL8AM States i Cleanac* 'ml hrautlflt* the hair. ^HlVunoirt i luxuriant growth. fPSJOHl 1 wHM?T?r Fall* to Bettor* Oray ? Mnlp to ila Youthful Color. cnotRll i 'ralp <tiw*?-i * hair Idling. I _ _ AOe,arid t l.tOat Orenltt* 1 um r piiDy ai DoWJU^SaK, *m7?c iair,-3?~ m >e Bank Building Union. 8. O . I Prosperity PLANTER iNDS Chemical Co, I er? ?l Earth". I Acquaintance Not how Bfijjjjs cheaply or how quickly we can do ^ie work is our study, but L^S now well. ;JTr^W?) And by urceasifj| HW ing effort and / fk IW/ imnrnv#*! until /J^\ Y ods Tre have f- II made the work done at AM LAUNDRY Good. lousekeepers and all thoee tiirta and collars. same old stand* ICE. New Quarters ving moved to my new stand, ot everything in ship shape, I 'epared to attend to your needs ; line of wntchos, jewelry and ing. Give me a call. 6. Trefzer, Williamson's Old Stand. CK! BRICK!' BRICKIII or sale in any uantity. Rodger Brick Works. RSALECHEAP 15 H. P. Boiler and Engine (?le) one Brick Macbing, 20,U00 capacity. Rodger BrickWorks. IPPINCOTT'S [ONTHLY MAGAZINE FAMILY LIBRARY EST IN CURRENT LITERATURE Complete Novels Yearly f short stories and * us on timely topics 0 rEn year; 23 era. a copy continued stokies NUMHEIt complete in itself, and Arridonf I .... ..wwiuvm mouianco. > Aetna Life Insurance writes ) not only for Lifo Indemnity, o policies that protect you in accident or sickness. The d Line Company in the United to do this. Rates are very ible. 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