The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, February 13, 1903, Page 6, Image 6

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LJJSTV SEA CATTAIJ Every town has its Munchausen, ar every forecastle has its liar, but tl father of tlicin nil was TefT Welter, coc of the good ship Trident, Captain lie ling, plying between Sontli street, Ne York, and the West Indies. Said tl captain: . "Weller waa capable of some of tl most artistic lies in or out of Shnk< penrc, and if he'd had half a chant his pet sea serpent story alone woul have mude him famous in literature. 44 'When I made my first ocean v'j -age, somewhere atween Mudugascii an* the Golden Gate,' he'd say, 'we a woke up one mornin', with the shi a-rollln* as If she'd roll her sticks oil at every lurch. ? - __ viu ueck, we sa\ a serpent a-crawlln* over It, an* 'pon m son), sir, 'twar so big it took alx hour to git across tlie deck.' " 'But, Jeff, why didn't you kill It?* 1 asked. " 'Why? Why, sir, it was goln' bc tarnation fast we couldn't!' "?Philadelphia Ledger. <*?. Process. i ?^___J^-Uhlcngo ? Mrs- Nnrltcji!^***Vou f<'r a job80'"3 to ?"Kl>tvr soei tu " l)rO|?er yf?n* s<"" M'itl u.tbeI"Kh handed inn <#0,,,e *hid, evcii ir ,"St 1,'',ve Work <,r ko?; ~ ??? notwithstand ,7f-..o'lnc!einent weather, and the a ^ - sioris very interesting. Uoosevelt, tlxo ing sa>,\(ter(jlon|tjIt< N irequeutly occurs," said the memtoer of congress, "that the most important part of a woman's letter is the postscript." "Yes," answered his wife, "and I have been informed that quite frequently the most important thing nbout a bill Is the amendment."?Washington Star. A Ylnlon of Illlan. Itastus?Ah dreamed ob heaben las' night. Zeke?Atn dat so? An' wkut did it look like? "A monsl'us big chicken roost in do tniddle ob a watermlllion patch!"?San Francisco Bulletin. Not t.'oiiipulnor "And what did he have to say about that?" "lie didn't have anything to say; otherwise lie wouldn't have talked for two hours as he did."?Philadelphia Press. Pill lllllntf Alirml, Edith -Mei-tie says she intends to learn to skate this winter. Marie?But she learned last winter. Edith?Yes. but she broke her engagement to tl at fellow.?Judge. Tliet's Different. "1 see a Chicago girl has risked licr life to save her pet cat." "I wonder if she ever broke or tried to break a man's heart just for the fun of the tiling."--Chicago Keeord. Time to Interfere. What are they arresting the man for?" "They ratight him selling coal in short measure strawberry boxes."? Cleveland l'h.in Dealer. Tivrnn -live I'lnom. Kniekrr- (Je. j Washington would have bc-ii eotni ! tely lost in one of our I * * modern skyseraj rs. Jtoekn Yes, i.- couldn't tell a story. -Ke? York Her: Id. t ??r Diet. The Prodigal Son? I'op, I ain't eat nufliin' l.tit husks since I left home? Jli; Father ? llin-m! You do look rut Iter husky! In Kvlilence. Knieker?J?ld she display presence of mind when the mouse ap|>enred? flecker? No; absence of silk stock|ni;3. Philadelphia Ledger. ? ^ - i,. -- -r * A. y HAD TO WAIT A LITTLE. The Rcaaoa Linlc Coald Not Man Ted on the Instant. ,e Late In the sixties actors still hi their costumes carried to and from tl theater in champagne baskets by tl w "basket boy," and the very first ni 10 most Important duty of the actor ( actress after rehearsal was to get tl ie basket ready and place it outside tl c* door; then only one might feci free. ;o Well, Cupid had been taking a lltt d flier behind the scenes, and a youi comedian had l>ecn stricken with lo^ F~ for a bit of ? ?riri u-1 ? 0,t, ? MU UUHV.cn UClWCI i* 1 the first play and the farce. One da 11 he saw the old lender of the orchcsti P tap her chock with his bow, and tl 4 awful familiarity was too much to t * endured silently. He walked lion e with her, and In the boarding houf hall he spoke. A minister's name wo mentioned, a number, a street, som< 1 thing about a license. Nothing secmc very clear except his love and his d< sire to get married at once, at oncel "Oh, Lilxslo, will you marry me? Den little Llszle, will you?" ho Implored. And I,lzsle, who was about the hclgli of a nine-year-old child, but was ful sixteen, very pink and very pleased looked coyly op, then modestly dowi and answered, "I'm awfully glad yoi love me, Ted, but ? bat, really yoi know, you'll have to wait a littler Down went Ted's face. "Waltr h< cried in a tragic voice. "Walt! Good kingdom! Why? What for? How long?" And Ussle, with wide, reproach| fnl blue eyes, said, "Why, Ted, yoq | know well enough you'll have to wait till I get my basket rendy I"?Clara Morris in McClure's Magazine. The Black Cap. The black cop has no specific relation to the banging of n criminal, t?x * reputation, its color and the fact that a Judge when pronouncing a capital sentence always wears it have combined to attach to it a meaning and symbolism which It does not possess. It is really nothing more than a part ot a ^ Wenlr Stomach, Kodof a DyaJe^f y a"(l invites disease. am\n 118 tK.a C.,Ire ?ures and ^^SaS?. of i-'vov1 ?u' "will they rise u 1 lie t lie occasion and tak.e_.UoJd of in;; m.HterasG?rn es- any <ln?. , . Al'.fiim h-rV Vani8hed- Hearing of some wonderful cures effected by use of dol, I concluded tot?.r u. iWi* tlc benefitted me, and after taking four bottles I am fully restored to my usual strength, weight and health." F. C. Duke. A Roman Care For Consumption. Celsus wns a Roman physician who flourished in the \hlrd century'. He was a follower of Hippocrates and wrote various hooks on medicine. One of Ills prescriptions Is for consumption and, strange enough, it Is quite In accord with modern methods in some respects. lie says: "As soon as a man finds himself spitting and hacking on rising in the morning he should immediately take possession of a cow and go high tip Into the mountains and llvo on the fruit of thnt cow." Although he knew nothing of tlie cause of phthisis, he had observed that good living, out of door life, lots of sunshine and an abundance of milk and cream were absolutely essential as prerequisites for treatment.?Journal of Hygiene. A Rrmnrknltlc SlmwI. The empress of Russia was once presented with a shawl of a remarkable kind. It is contained in a box only a few Inches square, in which it tits easily, yet when it is shaken out it is ten yards square. This notable gift was Ihe work of some women weavers in Orcnberg, southern Russia, by whom it was presented. The box containing it is of wood, with hinges, hoops and fastenings of beaten silver. Didn't Nerd It. A book canvasser went into n bnrber shop and asked the proprietor if he could sell him nn encyclopedia. "What's that?" asked the barber. "It's a hook that contains information 011 every subject in the world." There was a victim in the chair, and he put in feebly, "He doesn't need it!" First Aid to the Jilted. Tear up photographs of the faithless creature. Figure up how much she was costing you anyway. Rurn up her love letters. Reflect upon her numerous faults, including nn always evident lack of good judgment. If everything else fails, why just forget her!? ' Syracuse Herald. Mnklnx fllmnelf (,'lenr. She?Do you know ?hat lady in the far corner? lie?In a way. I have a listening acnnnintanee with her "I don't believe I understand you, sir." "She is my wife."?Smart Set. Ilnvr He Mlnxed ft D?th. Traveler (to hotel clerk)?I want a room and a hath, please. Hotel Clerk?Well, I can Rive you a room, but I haven't time to Rive you the hath just now.?Columbia Jester. DcWitt's Witcli Hazel Snl\c. The only positive euro for blind, bleeding, itching and protruding piles, cuts, burns, bruises, oc/.ema and all abrasions of the skin. I)eWitt's is the only Witch Hazel Salve that is made from the pure, unadulterated witch hazel?all others are counterfeits. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve is made to cure?counterfeits are made to sell. F. C. Duke. BRANDS OF CHEESE. " Gomoninl. I. ? Chc??? to 8w??r %j PT l.imbarfcr to Swoor At. Knch country has its faTorlte chees* The Swiss ninke the (Jruyere chees? ho known more generally In this countr; ho ns Sehweitzerkase. It is made of goatt milk and is full of holes caused by th or gases in fermentation. The cheese 1 le imitated, but never equaled, here. Th< 10 typical English cheese is the Cheddar first made in the English town afto; le which it is named. It is very lik< '8 American cream cheese. Cheslre Is nn re other favorite English cheese, while tin fashionable cheese of the day is Stilton y a cheese which defies imitation. Sugi :a choose, first made in England, is now 16 made the world over. Its distinguish ^ lug characteristic is the flavoring anc ie coloring of sage, parsley, spinach nnti 10 marigold leaves bruised and steeped. 18 Erie is a popular French soft cheese, c* and Camembert, originating in Normnndy, is another. These cheeses arc cured in caves where the temDeraturp never rises nbove 12 to 14 degrees. 'r They are ready for marketing in May andNovcmber. Roquefort, a celebrated French cheese, is made from the min11 gled milk of goats and sheep that >. browse on the thymc_Aul banks of the i Arno, in western France. These cheeses 1 are also ripened In caves, but the tern1 pernture is kept at 40 degrees. ' Akin to the Roquefort cheese is that * called Qorgonzoia, made in Italy after ' similar processes. It is milder than Roquefort and not quite so good, but it Is sold much cheaper. Another Italian cheese, the Parmesan, is very hard, and is usually grated. It is oftenest used with macaroni. Another curious Italian cheese is the Cacciocavello, or horse cheese, which is delicious, and improves with age. It is cured in the skins used In making sausages and comes in curious, snusagelike shapes. Idmburger cheese, so beloved by the Germans, originated in Belgium. It is extraordinarily rich, being allowed to ripen to putrefaction; hence its horrifying odor in unaccustomed nostrils. Some persons have a saying, "Gorgon! sola is a cheese to swear by, Llmburgcr to swear at." From Holland come the Edam and the pineapple, both made in cleanly manner and very popular. It is written in history that the Dutch used their round, cannon ball uw-? p,i-~ - cncRsos to shoot out of their can" I non whoa tho S i? wcre J^u.teraam.-rhllaUelpliloN^rtaA^J p to ^on ortn^non-confirmfttion of the wi" niiso tt race issue whic>-- \ ^ good citizen, North or-K' - 1 , I avoS4ll1vy-JThe next per7 ? Mji- . "WrffT son whrp tne^courtroom. ' Prisoner (enthusiastically) ? TT nora y t Cures Blood Poison, Cancer, Ulcers If you have offensive pimples or eruptions, ulcers on any part of the body, aching bones or joints, falling hair, mucous natches, swollen glands, skin itches and burns, sore lips or gums, eating, festering sores, sharp, gnawing pains, then you suffer from serious blood poison or the beginnings of deadly cancer. You may be permanently cured by taking botanic Blood Balm (B. B. B.) made especially to cure the worst blood and skin diseases. Heals every sore or ulcer, even deadly cancer, stops all aches and pains and reduces all swellings. Botanic Blood Balm cures all maligant blood troubles,' such as eczema, scabs and scales, pimples, running sores, carbuncles, scrofula. Druggists, $1. To prove it cures, sample of Blood Balm sent free and prepaid by i?i i ^ wining muuu dhiiii i/u., Aiiania, ua. Describe trouble and free ine<lical advice sent in sealed letter. F. C. Duke. The StlnKlmt Mnn. "I tliluk the most penurious man 1 ever knew," remarked the man In the mackintosh, "was old Hewllgus. He smoked his cigars to the last half inch, chewed the stumps n;id used the ashes for Biiufr, but be wasn't satislled even then and gave up the habit" "What for?" asked the man with the big Adam's apple. "lie couldn't think of any way to utilize the smoke."?Chicago Tribune. No Sale \Vn? Made. A dealer In pet birds was visited by a customer who stuttered and wanted to buy a parrot which took Ids fancy. The salesman was an Irishman who had just lieen employed by the denier. The customer said, "Du?du?does that parrot tn ? tn?talk good?" "Well." replied the Irish salesman, "if he did not talk better than you I would wring Ids neck ofT!" 1 Iter OliNourn Complexion. "Is she a brunette?" "A brunette! Why. she's so dark her I father lias to turn the light on in the t parlor to lind her in the evenings."? * Princeton Tiger. ? One Minute Cough Cure gives relief in I one minute, because it kills the microbe which tickles the mucous membrance, i causing the cough, and at the same time J clears the phlegm, draws out the infla, motion and heals and soothes the affected parts. One Minute Cough Cure strengthens the lungs, wards off pneu- I monia and is a harmless and never fail- J ing cure in all curable cases of Coughs, 1 ( '/11<Ie n rwl 1' *** I ^?,ud u.i.i viuup. uiie minute Uough ; Cure is pleasant to take, harmless and good alike for young and old. F< C. Duke. About Ohoiti. He? D'you know. If I were ever to see n ghost, don't yon know, I believe I < should he a hopeless idiot for the rest of my life! Siie (nhsently)?Ilnve you ever aeen a ghost??London King, The average person wastes lots of ' time telling other people tilings they do not care to hear. A word from n friend is doubly cn- . Joy a hie in dark days. I - I . One of Hrrnaaaa'i Tricks. Not many months before his deatl r Alexander Hemnann. the magician, wa ' a truest at the famous but now defunc , Whltecliapcl club, the rendezvous o *' Chicago Bohemians. On the night ii ' question a venerable Japanese pries was present. In the course of a fcv tricks Herrmann picked up a deck o cards and asked some one to select i card. The seven of clubs was the can 0 drawn from the pack, and It was showi ' to the spectators, but not to the magi r clan. The cord was replaced In th< deck, which was shuffled and thei handed to one of the spectators. ' "Look through the deck, please," sail ' Herrmann. ? The holder of the cards did as re : quested. J "Is the card that was drawn In th? pack?" asked the wizard. "No, sir," answered the spectator. "What was the card?" ' "The seven of clubs." "Well, gentlemen," said Herrmann. "If one of you will kindly unlace the prelate's shoe you will find the card that lias vanished from the pack." After a smiling protest the Japaneso priest unlaced his shoe, and there, to the amazement of all, was found the seven spot of clubs.?Rochester PostExpress. Spider Fancies. An elderly lady who lives In her own house at Buttes Cliauiuont, Paris, has discovered that spiders are peculiarly appreciative of inuslc. She has made great pots of them, and her house Is full of spiders of all kinds, on whom she spends her time and fortune, Her proteges ore lodged In a large, airy room, where she lias provided every necessary support for their different webs. Ilcr great favorites arc Immense black spiders, which, with their hairy legs and great bodies, look very repulsive to others. When she Is inclined to show off their capabilities for music, she surrounds herself with a circle of water to keep off their too delicate attentions and plays slowly, softly and In a minor key on the harp. From all corners of the room the spiders run toward her, listening with ovlllonf " " ? * 1'ivuniu IIUl BUOUia she strike up n noisy, gay, Inharmonious strain they scamper back to their holes as though disgusted. A curious fact In connection with this story is that the lady bears the birthmark of a spider. Mistletoe. pm'lw mistletoe comes chiefly from \J **y. Some 700 tjM^M^rbarmRrlttaK" ' of lng whltv oert-?ou plant are exported from French ports yearly. This mistletoe Is to the Breton what the pig Is to the Irishman?tt pays the rent. The peasants of Normandy nnd Brittany cultivate the parasite on their apple trees?contrary to popular belief, it rarely grows on oaks?and it forms their most profitable crop. A few years ago the French department of agriculture decreed the destruction of > all mistletoe, on the ground that it injured the apple trees. The peasants, however, denied the impeachment, nnd, as the order is not enforced, thev crow and export more "gul" than ever for the Christmas enUvcnraent of English and American homes. Uitlnet Stronger Thnn Will. A curious story is told of Darwin and snakes, lie used to go into the London Zoological society's gardens, Regent's park, and, standing by the glass case containing the cobra dc capello, put his forehcnd against the glass while the cobra struck out at him. The glass was between them. Darwin's mind was perfectly convinced as to the inability of the snake to harm him, yet he would always dodge. Time after time ho tried it, Ills will nnd reason keeping him there, his Instinct making him dodge. The instinct was stronger than both will and reason. Splendid Inolntlon. "Why do you remain apart from others?" asked a young lion of his sire. "Would not a herd of lions present an Imposing array?" "By no means," answered the elder. "It would greatly diminish the resneet , now felt for us. Sheep may herd together, but the lion must flock by himself."?New York Herald. The Boalnn Dor. Mamma? Johnny, did you wipe your feet on the mat when you came in? Johnny?I couldn't get my shoestrings untied. They were in n bard knot. Mnnitna?But what have shoestrings to do with it? Johnny?I couldn't wipe my feet without taking off my shoes, could I??Boston Transcript Hopeless. lie? Suppose I should ask your father if I could marry you. Do you think I would stand any chance? She?No. Your case would bo hopeless. He?Do you think he would really say "No?" She?Not that; but he would leave it to me. A Doable Barreled Joke. The facetious boarder had the plot laid for a killinf' Intl. "It's n wonder," be snld, "that you didn't serve up this hen, feathers and all." "The next time," said the landlady, with marked emphasis, "I'll serve her, bill and all." "Success." I asserted sagely, "Is due to our accurate judgment of human nature." "And," retorted the man who always carries things to extremes, "to Its inaccurate judgment of us."?Brooklyn Life. The man who tenches women to smoke always marries one who won't let htm do it himself. ? New York Times. Wker* Iron It ImnI. h Among the Barn long*, a great AfHb can people. Iron la n sacred object. Ttwy t are expert workers In metal, which they f Rtill smelt from Its natlv* ore by the a most primitive methods ever devised by t man. This art was to them In former r days a source of wealth. Influence and f power, and the legend Is that When * people did not know the valne of the 1 atones found In their brooks a "wise 1 knnn" saw a vision. The spirit of his * chief stood beside him and said, "Gath5 or stones and burn them to make 1 spears." The sage thought it was a dream and that the chief was hungry, 1 so he sacrificed an ox. But the vliloa returned, and the chief looked nono# ful. He stood a long time and at last, said: 1 "My son, why do you not obey your father? (in tn th? 'i~41? ?? ? i i\i | (sn\UVI DUJUll and make n hot Arc. After that you will see Iron with your eyes." The Mgc was greatly frightened and feared some calamity, but dared not refuse. When he had made a hot lire, iron came out of It, and then he knew the chief had taken pity on his children. lie told hla son the secret before he died, hut he was a rain coxcomb and, wishing to show his own wisdom, made Iron In the presence of strangers, and so the secret of the art was loot to his tribe, but they hare always continued to regard Iron as sacred a bore all other metals. Letter From Worm Cllmoto. "Speaking of pulpit Jokes," s churchgoer remarked, "I hare yet to bear'a better one than that on a reverend gentleman of a small congregation In the city. lie Is a fine preacher, a man along In years, loved and revered by his flock. His pulpit utterances nsver Vorcfi nnnn Urlfv a# ??* " ? - ?.V>v Wi attj Mil, HI r> hors a resort to humor in church. "One Sunday evening he was speak* ing to Ills congregation about Mrs. Jones, one of the prominent women of his church, who had gone south for her health. In his previous remarks he had. with feeling, referred to Mrs. Smith, who had recently left this world for a better one. "He startled his hearers bj saying: 'I have Just received a letter from Mrs. Smith. She says it is very warm where she Is now.' "Shocked at the audible titter in the 1 staid congregation, the good man pansed, looked blank and then gasped, 'I 1 meant from Mrs. Jones,' and hastily ( announced the hymn." ? New Xork 1 Telegram. ' William It. Travers, the New Tork city broker, on one occasion desired to go to an address in suburban Brooklyn, but, being unacquainted with the locality, accosted a stranger and asked directions. It so happened that tha stranger stuttered and stammered quite as badly as Travers, who after the man had made two or three Ineffectual attempts to answer grew angry under the impression he was being mocked , ana notiy inquired: "How d-d-dare you t-t-try tom-m-mock me?" "Ex-ex-excnsc m-me!" exclaimed the stranger. "I hare an lm-lm-Impediment Ip m-my s-s-s-speech." "Oh, I s-s-s-ee!" stammered Travers, the look of anger giving way to a look of sympathetic concern. "W-w-why. d-d-don't you g-g-go s-s-see D-d-doetor S-s-smltb? He c-c-curcd m-me."?Philadelphia Times. First Lot*. Teople who marry while very young are apt to find out when It Is too lata that they hnve made the greatest mistake In their lives and that, though It may seem very sweet to marry "the 1 first and only lovo," this same "first 1 love" Is the very last person In the ( world that they ought to have married. Some, Indeed, may advise couples to marry before they are out of their teens 1 and settle down before the distractions ( of the world can attempt to shake their t 1 allegiance to each other, but this set- i ' tling down too often proves to be a 1 mere temporary phase and (s followed j 1 by an unsettled condition that lasts for | 1 me rest or ineir uniinppy lives. Bsc- ! ond thoughts are often best In lore. I ^ Corded Traalm. Trunks corded instead of strapped are thought by some theatrical managers to be futal to the interests of their I companies. "1 can't have any hang- I man's roi>o8 among my people," exclaimed one well known farce comedy l manager on noticing cords upon one of the trunks belonging to a lady he had i Just brought at large expense from east I to west. And such a horrr^tad he of the "hoodoo" effect upon his company, were a woman addicted to such methods to remain a member of it, that be quietly paid the astonished newcomer two weeks' salary, adding her fare hack to New York by way of compensation for discharging her. Idiomatic Blaadev. "Mr. Henpecquc, let me Introduce you to the Count de Dlppee." "All, ect ze honor to inect a musician. 1 hear, snr. znt you an' your family play ze music." "Why, 1 don't know the first thing about music." "Why, I hear eet all around sat you plays second fiddle' to your wife!"? I Baltimore Herald. At the Mmkrt Veil. Mnle Dancer? I know who yon are, my fnlr partner. Female Ditto?Who am I then, pray? I Mnle Ditto?Oh; I nm quite poalttre. 1 recognize you by those lovely white, pearly teeth. Female Ditto?Why, I only got them this morning. Iln, ha!?From the German. In Berlin doctors' coachmen wear white hats so that a physician's carriage may be easily recognised in /ease rt-s-Sfc.. . -l ' \ Here irt iom oamplae of what OM British ocbwlwy can 4a whoa ho tilii , hard: "John Wesley waa.a great oea cap* tain. Bo boat tho Dutch at Watertoo and by degrees rooo to bo Doko of Wellington. Ho woo burled soar Meleou In the Poets' corner at Weotnlnater abbey." -The oobtlme porta la a rory 8m oM wine." "The po?eootro eaaa la tba caoo when somebody baa got yoUra and Won't giro It to yon." "The plural of penny la twopence." "In the aentence, 1 aaw the goat butt the man/ *butf Hi a conjunction be-' canoe It sbowa the connection balweeU the goat and tho man." "Mushrooms atwaya grow In damp places, and ao tbey look Ilka nmbrellas." "The difference between water and air la that air can bo made wetter., but water cannot." Wkia W?m?b CarrH. In George L'i reign II mi the boanden duty of the mistress of country bourn to carve for her guest*. Etiquette demanded K of her, and no one might relieve her of her arduous task, not even the master. To the latter was only assigned the easy labor of passing the bottle and looking on while w<\, Jf joint was placed In tnra beMe WifrftT or daughter, aa the case might be, and by her rapidly manipulated. Carving 1 became one of the branches of a good 1 feminine education, and there were professional carving masters who taught the young ladles. Lady Mary Wort ley Montagu took lessons In the art three times a week and on her father's public days made a practice of having her earn dinner an hour or two beforehand. -guest .who. . did not receive his portion from his hostess* own fair bands would have considered himself much aggrieved. A Cha !?'? Tesvse. The league of the Chameleon la won owrauy extensile and extensible, says a naturalist By the former word f mean Use distance It can be thrown oat of the moath. By the latter weed Its own elongation U Inferred, for I am sore there la not space saffldeat In the lower part of the mouth to Accommodate the eight Inch tongue which can be thrown out an leas It Is greatly contracted again. We know that It Ilea "folded" In the month, but K folds into iP^Wy^JKalPspfyETand when \ ten bold a chameleon's mouth wlds open to try to get a- sight sf this remarkable member ft Ilea so compactly la v. the loose lower Up that to aea It Is next * to Impossible. The Meets ef Tssss. The roots of a tree do not cover the same area beneath the earth aa (hoy do above. gardener of many year# experience. having had a vast dtpl ts do In digging and transplanting -freest says he has found that the foots nf trees cover an aa average about two thirds of the arcs of Its branches. TIM troe which haa the largest area sader ground la the weeping willow. This tree's roots spread to anch an extent that should there be any trees or shrubs planted wlthla thirty feet of these la a few years the roots of the wljlew Will be found Intermingled with them. Fruit trees, such as apples^ pears and plums, hare rery small roots In comparison with their else. The roots of currant bushes do net occupy more (ban a quarter the space their branches carer. , t ? ??? ? CHttetsse TtuU SsHi sM Foots. TO bring about sane friendship between people who lore esch other, respect for esch other's Individuality la of course aecssssry. We can row that unless duty seriously and lovingly demands It thorn should be no unasked criticism between people who lore esch other. Tlilsk bow It wonld make for peace If domestic criticism ware forbidden at every breakfast table! Think of our own happiness If our brothers and sisters will stop tolling as unpleasant truths! Think ef their happiness If ws could refrain from enlightening them as to their disss er manners er beliefs!?Margaret Deland In Harper's Daxar. At a Btt a Mum. "Excuse roc, sir, bat htrex't wc Mi before? Your face la strangely fa mil-, lur." 1 "Yes, madam; oar host Introdaeed an to each other Just before dinner." "Ah! I eras positive I had seen yea omewhere. 1 never forget a face."? Exchange. Bad Coughs ** I bad a bad cough for all weeks and coald find no relief antU 1 tried Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. One-fourth of a bottle cared ma/* L. Hawn, Newlagton, Otb Neglected colds always lead to something serious. They run into chronic bronchitis, pneumonia, Mtlim* ? ? vunsumpiKMI* I Don't wait, but take Ayer's Cherry Pectoral _ Kas soon as your cough na. A few doses will p cure you then. OmimH foar doctor. If 1m mm t?k? H, ttna do m Im mf*. If 1m Ml* foa wot m tafca It. tkaa daa't taka It. Aver'* PIQt ettrt any Hb4mct to Mtiea*ne*s or consttoatioa, im tho* haetea recovery. rarely vetotable. Geotly laxative. -it ^mmmrnmrnmSStSSslSmhSSHL C _ t mM ira v ... ? ^j| 4 -/