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^ THE HOME WtO-COtE.
A.n Ingenious Treatment by which
Drunkards are Being On red Daily
in Splte of Themselves ^
It % now fggnerally known and undarttfMd
that Wrunkenneea is a disease
and Wk weakness. gfc body filled with
paiaoffiand nerves completely shattered
Mr periodical <w constant qse 6t intdXidmkmMUitKKa.
requires an antidotogeptmfWihntt^fkfifg
Mid ertdicttWHfethis
poison, and destroying the craving for intoxicants.
Sufferers may now care themselves
at home without publicity or lose
ef tifhe from business by this wonderful
?pww r. ttwi.n v< u xyx<" wmcn nas Deen
perfected after many years of close study
and treatment of inerbriates. The faith*
fnl use according to directions of thi^j
wonderful discovery is positively guaranteed
to cure the most obstinate case,1
as matter how hard a drinker. Our
veeordsshow the marvelous transformation
Of thousands of Drunkards into
sober, industrious and upright men.
WIVEffCUSRK YOUR HUSBANDS!!
CHILDREN CURE YOUR FATHERS!
This remedy is in no sense a nostrum
bat is a specific for this disease only,
and is' so skillfully devised and prepared
that it is thoroughly soluble and
pleasant to the taste, so that it can be
'given in a cup of tea or coffee without
the knowledge of the person taking it.
ThbUjAtads of Drunkards have cured
thfifaoWti with th)s priceless, remedy,
and M many more have been cured and
made temperate men by having the
"CURB" administered by loving friends
and relatives without "their knowledge
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-m fyucc ui M3?it iviMi ucuuvc uxiay inai
they discontinued drinking of their own
free will. DO NOT WAIT. Do not be
deluded, by -apparent and misleading
"improvement.'' Drive out the disease
at onoe and for all time. The "HOME
9OLD CURE" is sold at the extrem. ly
low price of One Dollar, thus placing
within reach of everybody a treatment
more .effectual than others costing $2~> to
|50. Pull directions accompany each
peerage- Special advioe by skilled physicians
when requested without extra
charge. Sent prepaid to any part of the
world on receipt of one dollar. Address
Dept. 1. EDWIN B. GILES & COM.
PANT, 2330 and 2332 Market Street,
Philadelphia.
Ail oorrespondence strictly confidental.
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A CHEAP 8UBSOILER.
A friend wba. bad for many yeart
cultivated a field with n stiff gum
fubsq^l, always plowing the field about
four inches deep, lind by tbe action of
the plow packed and smoothed down
this subsoil so tlmt the plow could not
be made to penetrate tbe crust which
hf&3fortned upleas be act his plow to
g<vaaucb deeper than be cared to plow.
Hf^flni^lty seeded the- field flown to
clorfcr, Jliid when be turned tbe clover
aodVovfr fwo jfenrs later for a corn
crop ^he crust was Ml gone and tbe
hardpqh AD cicely mellowed up fcy tlio
agtlon of the clover roots. Clovor Is the
^ *'jpoor'mai^s subsoller "and n orth all If
costs to grow on any farm for this purpose
alouc. _____
' j^ldTION ST Tt^; GOVERNMENT.'
iQpciti nation of waste and desert
land by systematic Irrigation on a large
scale Is to- receive the attention of the
general government now for the first
, time. It Is a .grand and fnrrcncbing
work, pt inflnttely more promise than
the Investment of millions in pulling
t^ps n$d drejlglng sandbars in un
almost universal verdict of the American
people on this question of reclamation
of territory l>y government authority
is that it sh'onld be promptly
and intelligently undertaken, the proceeds
of all reclaimed land Bold to be
devoted to.the work. Like the postal
^ tylafctine^t we believe that Irrigation
the government may be self sua*
talnlng or very nearly so.
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CORN FOR NORTH DAKOTA.
* We note a very interesting fact la
connection with the holding of a farm >-jSH"lnetltute
at Fargo, N. D., recently.
- UC^op|r other topics on the programme
"was", "Corn For North Dakota and IIoW
to Qtow It." The mere fact of latitude
vqn)4 on the face of it seem to place
? This territory f#r north of the corn belt;
btft to "Our surprise, when there last
summer we saw some large fields of
.corn, one at Mist of forty acres, and,
.while no such crops of corn will there
be grown as farther south, still the
^ happy faculty of this cereal in adjustW'
tng itself to climatic conditions seems
to be developing a type of corn which
vnu ue grown even in mat JUT nortn
country with profit ' Souti Dakota
iplendld retort! on corn last
year, much better than Wop made in
aome of the eo called corn a'.atea.
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iaun*v*gni*M in 2
* half (ha cehce. It deceives the V
unknowing sufferer. It* many W
**ri?tlr?to work aloag the wtoak eat
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BVOMJTIOI J* THH CORltFIBLD.
The evohitlon of the machinery and
method* need la harvesting the crop*
of small grata, remarkable as It was,
was no more Interesting than the evolution
of machinery and methods BoW
In program as applied to the harvesting
of the con crop, The same economy
anC perfection of methods which can
hardly be Improved upon with reference
to the small grain harvest are now
right In sight la connection with the I
corn crop. Where the writer live* thousnndR
of seres of corn have the past
year been cut by machines and shock*
ed,( JhSfhs wheat or eats, hauled to th?
homestead at the beginning of winter
and mn through either a shredder or a
thrashing machine, the mow filled up
with the finest of coarse forage and ths
cribs with either shelled or basked
Corn and the field thus cleaned up at
the rate of eighteen or twenty acres a
day. No more picking corn in the field
with a foot of snow on the ground and
the mercury at sero? no more losing u
lot of the beet cattle by running In the
stalk field, the hay supply to be hereafter
obtained from the cornfield and
the hay meadow broken up and planted
to corn. The moat noted agricultural
progress of a decade has been
made right here.
s LET STORBKEBP1NO ALONE.
If you are tired of farming?tired of
milking cows, plowing, reaping and
chorlng?don't make the mistake of
renting or selling the farm and starting
into a mercantile business in some
town. Nearly every community can
furnish some financial wreck of a man
who lias done this thing. It la the surest
way In which to get rid of the old form
and dissipate the hard earnings and
savings of twenty-five or thirty years
that we know of. Business men have
their troubles which the man on the
farm knows but little of?deadbcets, a
savage competitive strife which Is merciless,
fluctuating markets, a capricious
public to enter to. overdue drafts at
the hank and uncollectahle assets. No
man can succeed In a mercantile bust[
ness today who has not had caref I
1 and thorough training In the line which
be may take up. We call to mind one
case where a smooth drummer unloaded
on to a farmer who bad Just opent <1 a
country store enough sal soda to Inst
mf tuuimuunj ivr lorry yearn. Better
by far give the furui to the county authorities
to care for you the rest >f
your life than buy out a store, wbi 11
the chances are that the county w'll
hare to take care of you at the publlt
oxnense.
Georirr Snw Too.
Mabel (anxiously)?nave you seen
George this evoulng? He promised to
enll.
Father?He did Call. 1 entertained
blm for an hour before you came down
stairs.
Mabel?You entertained him, papa?
Fnther?Yes. I gave him a list of all
the new'dresses and gewgaws you had
last year and the cost of each. I never
saw a youug man more Interested, yet
he left very hurriedly. ? Pearson's
"Weekly.
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Mexican Sjrrup for Coagba, Rtc.
The people demand a cough remedy that
tastes good, cures quickly and only coat*
twenty-live eenta, Remember, such a remedy
la Mexican Syrup for coughs, colds and Consumption.
Physicians recommend it to their
patients, for no other reason, than that It
has proven more healing than any other medicinal
compound, when the throet or lungs
are affected and a ooueb is troublesome,
Many families always have a bottle In the
house, for taken in tlme.lt never falls to cure
quickly and thoroughly,
Be Wise in Time.
Hnv parents do not know that their child
is sickly and cross and fretful, simply he
cause they fall to give it some of that splendid
remedy galled Mother's Worm Syrup to kill
and exDel from ita little stomach and bowels
the worms that are the cause of Its distress.
Worms bare brought many a little loved one
to a bed of sickness and to its grave that a 85
cent bottle ot this remedy would hare saved.
Mnjoy Life.
Have yon got the blues? Wouldn't you be
more happy and hopeful If your liver was a
little bit more aottve and yeur bowels not
quite so constipated? Better take a Mexican
ttoot Pill. Oniy 26 cents a box.
Many Suffer.
There la ranoh pain pain in this world.
There are so many anuses for physical distress.
ltonsaehe It terrible. Nerveache Is
awful. Why not use that best of all Internal
or external cures for pain called Gooch's
Quick Kellef? Only 35 cents,
Don't Neglect Yomr Blood.
Impure blood oanses bad health. Gooch's
Sarsapari 11a always cures Impure blood, indicated
by seres, weakness or pain. No other
shrsaperUla or blood medicine Is so safe, so
sure, so quick to oure.
Pile-ine Cures Piles.
Money refunded if It ever falls.
Amti-Aqub cures Chills and Fever.
Hie Glasa Bye.
Ujpele Cyras?Say, this glass eys
hain't too good. I want my money
tSSc.
Optician?No good?
Uncle Cyrus?Hain't wuth a tinker's
darn. Can't see a bit better with the
blame thing than I kin without.?
Judge.
Trast
The people who ore always abort And
It difficult to. get along.?Philadelphia
Record.
Charleston Exposition Rates
Via The Southern Railway.
On account of the South Carolina interstate
apd West Indian Expedition to be
held at Charleston, S. C. begining December
1st, 1901, The Sonthern Railway
will sell excursion tickets to Charleston
and return at the following attractive
rates: from Spartanburg, S. C.
For $10 00 tickets on sale daily, with
final limit June 3rd, 1902.
For $7.35 tickets on mle daily, limited
to return ten days.
f For $4.95 tiekets on sale Tuesdays and
tihursdaya, limited to seven (7) days,
i Correspondingly reduced rates from
I other points
I The Sonthern Railway operates double
I daily trains on convenient schedules with
I rullroan Sleepers to and from Charleston,
A. G. F. A., Atlanta, Ga.
A WORTHY SUCCESSORomotV'infif
Now Under,
Tho Sun*'
All doctora have tried fc> cure
CATARRH by the use of powders, acids,
Rases, inhalers and drugs in past* form.
Their powders dry up the mucuons
membranes earning them to crack open
and bleed. The powerful acids used in
inhalers have entirely eaten away the
same membranes that their makers
aimed to cure, while pastes and ointments
cannot reach tho disease. An old
and experienced practitioner who has
for many years made a close study and
specialty of the treatment of CATARRH,
has at last perfected a Treatment which
when faithfully used, not only relieves
at once, hut permanently cures CATARRH,
by removing the cause, stopSing
the discharges, and curing all inawation.
It is the only remedy known
to science that actually reaches the afflicted
parts. This wonderful remedy is
known as "SNUFFLES the GUARANTEED
CATARRH CURE," and is sold
at the extremely low price of One Dollar,
each package containing internal and
external medicine suflicient for a
mouth's treatment and everything necessary
to its perfect use.
"SNUFFLES" is the only perfect
CATARRH CURE ever made and is
now recognised as the only safe and
positive cure for that annoying and disgusting
disease. It cures all inflamation
quickly and permanently and is also
wonderfully quick to relieve 1IAY
FEVER or COLI) in the HEAD.
CATARRH when neglected often
leads to CONSUMPTION?"SNUFFLES"
will save you if you use it at
once. It is no ordinary remedy, but a
complete treatment which is positively
guaranteed to cure CATARRH in any
form or stage if used according to the
directions which accompany each pack
age. Don't delay but sond for it at once,
and write full particulars as to your condition,
and rou will receive special ad
vice from the discoverer of this wonderful
remedy regarding your case without
cost to you boyomV the regular price
of "SNIFFLES" the "GUARANTEED
CATARRH CURE."
Sent prepaid to any address in the
United States or Canada on receipt of
One Dollar. Address Dept. 1 EDWIN
B. GILES A COMPANY, 2330 and 2382
Market Street, Philadelphia. Pa.
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Chlnn'n Antlqnlt^,
China's antiquity Is a part of her colossal
proportions. Cliinn's early writers
record a mythological history covering
tens of thousands of years, but this
period ends with the establishment of
the capital of the empire at Kalfungfu
in the thirty-first century B. C. Iler
legendary history extends from this
tlmo to 2205 B. C., at which time. It
may be said, China's real history begins.
The ancient history of China extends
f som 2205 B. C. to 298 B. O. Her
medlieval history begins there and extends
to the time of the Mongol conquests
In 121G A. D.
With the founding of the Mongol dynasty
China's modern history begins.
The Mongols were driven out by the
Mings In 13G8 A. D. The Mings were
the last native dynasty that ruled over
China, and their control lasted from
1368 to 1044. Under the title of the Ta
Tslng (the Great Fure) dynasty the
Mantchoos have ruled China since A.
A. 1644.
Lincoln Tol4 a Story.
At one time n friend complained to
President Lincoln that a certain cabinet
officer was administering his office
With unusual energy with the hope of
securing the presidential nomination.
"That reminds me," said Mr. Lincoln,
"that my brother and I were once plowing
a field with n lazy horse, but at
times he rushed across the field so fast ,
that I could hardly keep up with him.
At last I found an enormous chin Uy
on him and knocked it off. Now 1 am
not going to make that mistake a ?ec.
ond time. If the secretary bas a cbln
fly on blin, I am not going to knock It
off, If It will only make bis department
go."
THE MISSION OF CLOVER.
No plnnt for nil tbe nortb country
agriculture can preacb so good n sermon
as clover. It is tbe almost perfect
dairy ration, tames tbe lumpy, sout
and contrary soil, subsoils tbe burdpan,
I renovates and fertilizes tbe poor soil,
'works days and nights during tbe two
years of lis existence not only to produce
tbe best food grown upon tin
furin. but to enrich and nitrify tin.
earth and Increase the yield of ail following
crops for not less than fiv#
f years. We can ofTcr nothing better fot
tbe average farmer titan to advise hit.
to make a serous business of study in;:
his v*!;vtbte p"; * -?? bs bi uetlc' ti
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ARTIFICIAL COMD HONEY. *
A short time ago wo incidentally referred
to the manufacture of bogus
comb honey, and. Judging from the
many letters received, we made a mistake
in assuming that any such honey
is made or could possibly be made,
and so our renders will please understand
that there is no such fraud practiced
and that wo never said there
was. The bee men unite In saying that
it is a mechanical Impossibility to
make an artificial comb, till it with an
adulterated sweet and so seal the cells
op that such fraud could not be readily
detected. At the same time we have |
before ns a statement of an expert of
the agricultural department at Wash- I
lngton, Mr. Charles Say lot* of Pes J
Moines, la., in which he refers to this
matter as though such bogus product
was actually being made. The bee
men can now go for him and convince
him, as tliey havo us, that he is in error.
The item which drew forth the criticism
was prompted not so much by
what we had heard and rend of this
assumed fraud ns by the character and
quality of a lot of honey which wo
bought about that time. Assuming that
this lot of honey was the pure quill
product of the bees, we wonder what
the moral condition of the members of
the liive must have been to have produced
such an abomination when it
looked so very tempting. They must
surely have been, foragers on strange
grounds and eaters of forbidden fruits,
revelers among the bloom of skunk
cabbage, henbane and rncwemi <n?.
tillers of nectar from malignant ami I
deathly types of the vegetable kingdom.
Maybe their queen was dead or
the regular workers on a strike and
the drones tried their band. Anyhow,
now knowing that the bees made that
hooey, the poetic sentiment with
which we have nlwaj-s Invested the
bee Is knocked Into smithereens, and
hereafter it, like the ox or the pig, is of
the earth earthy.
Lynch Law,
Lynch law in Its usual moaning is
said to be traceable to a Galway worthy.
In 1403 one James FltzStephen
Lynch, a mayor of that city, sentenced
his own son to death for murder and,
fearing a rescue, had the culprit
brought home and hanged beforo his
own door. The tradition may be found
alluded to in Thackeray's "Irish Sketch
Book." There are critics, however,
who say that the law was In its origin
essentially American, and they date it
back to Charles Lynch, a Virginian
planter of the seventeenth century.
HIGH PRICED FODDER.
We noted thirty head of catllo working
over the dry stalks In a cornfield
the other day. The owner started in
with forty head, but lost ten head during
the first four days after they were
turned In by the smut disease. These
ten head were worth about $300, fot
there were included n hundred dollar
BhorthOrn bull and a cow worth $30.
The fodder In that field was never
worth over $20, if worth that. No need
to point a moral to this story.
FREE BLOOD A ND SKIN CURE.
Cures Blood Poison, Scrofula, Eczema,
Rheumatism, and
All Blood Troubles.
The Botanic Blood Balm #( IJ H. B)
treatment for impure blood and skin
disease is now recognized as a sure, and
certain cure for the most advanced slag*
of cancer, eating sores, eczema, itching
skin humors, scabs or scales, syphilitic
blood poison, scrofula, ulcers, persistent
eruptions, p;mples, boil*, aches and pain*in
bones, joints or back, swollen glands,
risings and bumps on ihe skin, rheumatism
or catarrh, or any form of akin 01
blood diseases. Men, women and childien
are being cured in every State by lloUinic
Blood Balm for purifying the blood, and
expelling the germs and butuors from
the entire system, leaving the skin free
from eruptions, and ro3y with evidence
of pure, rich blood. No sufferer need
longer despair, help is at hand,|no mat
ler how many discouragements you may
have met with, Botanic Blood Balm (B.
B. B ) cures permanently and quickly
To eatisfy the doubters we will give to
any sufferer a trial treatment absolutely
free so that they may test this wonderful
remedy. B. B. B. (Botanic Blood Balm)
sold by all drug stores with complete
directions for home treatment for $1.
per large bottle. For free trial treatment,
address Blood Balm Co.. 8 Mitchell Street
Atlanta, Ga., and Trial Treatment will
be sei.t at once. Write to-day. Describe
tiouble, and five medical advice given.
Over 3.000 voluntary test imonials of cur? s
by uaeing Blood Balm Thoroughly tested
for 30 years.1 For sale by F. O Duke,
Druggist.
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OPERA SCENERY.
Itt Production Itrqntrrn Lot* of
Work nnd L.otn of CnnU m Well.
The public little realizes that behltfd
the scenes of the Metropolitan Opera
House is a large ami most important
factory runnlug in full blast, Tlicrre la
manufactured all the scenery., costumes,
properties niul mechanical effects
used in the elaborate productions.
Everything has to be most skillfully
planned. When a revival of "The Magic
Flute" was under consideration and
the expense of doing it on an appropriate
scale was ligured out, it was found
that the curtain would rise on an expenditure
of something like $30,(KX).
Have you ever been in a scenic artist's
studio? lie has no easel. Instead,
ho has a little model, an exact miniature
of the house iu which his scenery
is to he set up. Here on a reduced
scale he prepares models of the scenes
which his painters are to project on an
enormously enlarged scale upon the
canvas which hangs by the paint
bridge. When lie has modeled his scene,
ho calls in the costumor and the stage
manager. Scenic artist nnd costumor
usually have put their hondB together
before getting to work and decided upon
certain color schemes for the various
scenes, but just that very morning
the costumor may have seen a stunning
bit of red which be wants to introduce
into his scheme, nnd so he tri^s to persuade
the scenic artist to change the
coloring a little accordingly.?Cosmopolitan.
AX Old) niT (iOOD THING.
We very much favor the ldeu of the
old fashioned singing, spelling and debating
school for the country community
where It can possibly be maintained.
Such a weekly gathering forms
a nucleus for much social pleasure and
prolit aside from the indisputable and
permanent value of training In such
lines for the country boy nnd girl.
Muny a lino singer has graduated from
a country singing school, many an orator
spoke bis first piece with his knees
knocking together before Ids chums
and mates at a country debating
school, while only where such spelling
schools are held can liardiy any one be
found who can spell such stem winder
words as apothegm, Melchlsedec nnd
Sibyl. Such gatherings do not cost
much to maintain and only need tho
Interest nnd active work of u few
1a*?< r-1.+ o.v.l * - ~ -*
UUMIH uujn <11111 nirin IU HOI lueill Hiuricd
in almost uny community.
"I have used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy for a number of years and have
no hesitancy in saying that it is the beet
remedy for coughs, colds and croup I
have ever used in my family. I have
not words t*~? express my confidence in
this remedy."?Mrs. J. A Moore, North
Star, Mich. For sale by F. C. Duke,
Druggist.
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"All woodsmen know." says Paul
Martin In La Vie Scientifiquc, "that
pine noetfles grow In pairs in the onme
Bhoath and that when placed side by
side the sharp pointed ends are exactly
opposite. Fasten these two needles
together by a thread quite near the
pointed end, and you will have n pen
with two si; arp nibs, ready to writo
whatever you please. As a penholder
insert the pen into a hollow twig, letting
the points stick out about a centimeter
(half inch). i">ip your pen into an
inkstand, letting it remain for a short
! time in the ink. The ink will rise by
j capillarity in the .tube formed by the
. Junction of the tw o needles and wilt
form a reserve of b quid suflicient for
tlie writing of twenty b'nes. The pen 14
tine, simple and nntln. 'sting-"
Something Tlmt M'il.1 Do Yon Good!
We know in no wh\ in which we caw
be of more jo. vice to our n-aders lhaj;
to t?'ll i hem of c;i?i liing ; 1 at will l?- <>f
real good to tlv% < For it 'i"? reason vn
wain. ?o acqua'i, ii.eio \v 'vh what w*
uoiise'e'- "fie. e? 11 . i ; best remedies on
the 1 ! si for ?..tit!.-, cold \ and tliAt
alarming eoii>;;.l tji.i. croup. We iefer
to < Hi onbcrla'n's <\ ugh Ken. edy. We
have jsed if win so- b g-od results in
our family no ioiu ill" it lias ,'vcnine a
household iieooes- v. lb i-s pn tnpt use
we haven't any ooubt but that it h;u
time and .-(gain prevented croup, flw
testimony is given upon.our own cxpes'enoe,
and we. suggesi that out 'voders,
especially tbo!-e who have small el lildrtm,
always kei p it. in tin iv homes as a smfoguaul
against croup.?'.'amdeo (S. O.)
Meenenger. For sale l>y F. C. Duke,
Druggist.
Alwarw nt die Front.
"Young Cuiumugiu soems absurdly
proud of that fiery sear he got on his
face nt Heidelberg."
"Well, that's all right. It's his red
badge of courage."?Chicago Tribune.
Diplomacy.
Jack?What is the secret of your popularity
with the ludies?
Tom?I always mistake the society
queens for debutantes aud the debn
tantes for society queens.?Life.
A man never buys n carpet swcepei
as a Clirlstmns present for liis wife until
nfter they have had their- tin wedding,
anyway.?Chicago Ilerald.
Mr. Wheeler Got Kid of Ilia Rlieui,
mutism.
"During the winter of 189.8 I was w
lame in my joints, in fact all over.ray
body, that I con Id hardly hobble around,
when I bought a bottle of Chamberlain's
Pain Balm. From the Hrst application
I l*>gan to get. well, aud was
cured and have worked steadily all the
year.?R. Wheeler, Northwood. X. Y.
For sale by F. C. Duke, Druggist.
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