The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, August 23, 1901, Image 3
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To search for our bargains, every depa:
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It Is a Waste of Monej
And energy to continue paying old tin
high prices for goods when you can bi
themr,from us at such rediculously Lo
Prices.
It is not by accident that our trade hi
grown to such immense proportion.
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dented success.
W. T. BEATY & CO.
F. Q. Austell, Hanager.
MllliPHY S t Li A Lfe. the counter and allowed a sad snail
wrinkle his face. "Mrs. O'Sulll
THE GERMAN GROCER HEARS ABOUT started the whole thing. She's been
MRS. TORrflNGTON'S TRIUMPH. t^rmlned right along to top It over
dago and the darky, and, altho
she's got left several times, she's a
Mrs. o'Salllvnn Tried to i?o?vn the man of perseverance. Yesterday af
Other Tenanti, hut It Took the noon, when all the windows on
Barbtr'i wire to Bent Her at Her block were open and the street ful
Own Uame. kids, a red laundry wagon bchini
[Copyright, loot, by C. n. Lewi*.] white horse drove up and halted at
The German grocer was busy when door. ^ It was as If a circus had c<
the janitor of McMurphy's flats slipped a'?pg.
........ . . . ,. .. "It vhas some washings come ho
quietly n the other day, but after sell- . , . ?. *
, ' ' eh/ queried the grocer.
Ing a woman two cucumbers and a bar "That's It. and everybody was km
of soap and assuring her that he got W1 out. It's only the high toned t
his clothespins and washboards fresh patronize laundries, you know, i
from tho manufacturer every week ho only the swaggerest sort of a laun
turned to the janitor and asked: which runs a red wagon. I was till
"Vhell, Mr. Sprocket, vhas dot asth- Ing the driver had made a mist
ma der same as all der time?" when he conies up the steps wltl
"It's a trilie better today, Mr. Was- parcel and said:
seruian, thank you," was the reply, "'Two pairs of cnfTs for.the Ij
^ ^ O'Sullivan. and they were paid fot
rfTft'HfW x "Site had sprung a trick on the d;
| ,W' ' L.J jPSt and the darkv and given the O'Si
W' , { fXi | vans a big summer boom, and the v
[lit if s',p ni'ound with/her nose In
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i l. My&x llHlil' Countess Dlvlto walked up and do
| V|D the lialls with a hliuana in lier mo
/[(ftxSf'V iwl r? keep f''oin "homing out. .ami .N
MYw >V vjr \jL ?l$\\ lorringion paraueu around wun a
U i'BcTmX zor ,n 'H'r ',nm' nnc' bilked of rnrv
// |AVO^Hjri i pjf \\\\ up white trash. It was up to tin
It 1 lr ' nn(' l^r8- O'Sulllvan was happy for
/Fl I\ ,| , " \ - first time In a week."
W\Y"Und don't der odder woman*
mfel: /v ^ sometlngs?" naked the grocer In to
-?a"-jbet ray log eonshlernhle anxiety,
^n, "You hot they did!" replied the J
Itor. "Mr. Wassermnn. did you e
paraded abound with a razok in her know a woman to take a snub and
hand. try to ret even?"
"but I'm not admitting It to anybody "Vhell. 1 vhas In der grocery p<
else. Itn fact, over at the flats they qoss. you see. und I don't know mo<
thought I was so near done up this about snubs."
morning that the tenants washed their "Exactly. but you can take my w
own windows and set out their ash for It. It wasn't an hour before
barrels. I've got a pretty good thing Countess DIvlto put on her hat i
in this wheeze, and 1 propose to work went out. and she was haydly he
It for all It's worth. Me.Murphy him again wlten a department store ste
self was around last night to see why delivery wagon came sailing up
I dldn t sweep the halls at least once a leave a bundle for her. She'd gone
wack. but when he found that I could and bought Ave yards of calico an
not draw a long breath without tying 50 cent rug. and the package wo
iuy legs in a knot he was full of sym- big one. Lord. Lord, but you oughi
notlir T fnol tliu^ T nnn tn II,
r.?v> ? ?v>.. lum vim miiv Luiiuueu- nnve seen tlie excitement on our Die
tlally with you. you know." When the couute^s appeared at
"Of course. Mr. Sprocket?of course, window, the mob cheered her, am
My sympathies vhhs always mlt dor hundred kids stood on their heads,
poor man. .Vhas dot flat all right now- McMurphy had been around, I bell
adays?" I could have got a raise of wages
"How could It be, Mr. Wasserman? of him. I got a peep at Mrs. O'Si
With an Irishman on the first floou, a van, and her tears were falling I
dago on the second and a darky on the rain."
third there's bound to be friction. I "Und she vhas crushed?" queried
was telling McMurphy last night that grocer, with a note of sympathy.
I didn't believe we could get a reputa- "Crushed to earth. Mr. Wassertr
tlon for being high toned, but he said beaten at her own game. Yes,
held do It even If he had to let the gar countess was ahead, but she had
ret to a Turk and the basement to an darky to reckon with. Mrs. Torrlng
Eskimo. Did any one tell you about one cf the kind to take a b
the little affair the other night?" sent, nnd 1 knew hv the look en
Nopody te'la Dlu nottlngs, Mr. fnce tj,at gbe wng flgl1r|ng Gn how
him" l? ^?ar a".a^0U(^t even*up things. By and by she w
"Well," Mid the Janitor as he got a ont- an(1 flve nilnmes after her reti
brace for the small of hie back against two district luosscuiror. boys called
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the door for her. One linfl n big bouquet
ati?I n bottle of champagne. and
the other had a pail of ice cream and
au angel cake."
"Und vlina dere some excitement,
Mr. Sprocket?"
T"I should remark! Why. the Htreet
bubbled till two 'Tips had to clear it
with their clubs, und somebody turned
In a tire alarm and brought out five engines.
It was t:.?. unanimous opinion
of our whole block that the darky had
knocked the spots off the sun and was
the swaggerest thing in our part of the
ft" town. She appeared at her window
and bowed and bowed, and if It hadn't
beeu for the police we'd have had u
Dh band out. It's tli? iin?v n innii...
especially a janitor with the asthma,
? to renin In neutral when there's a row
rU on between tenants, but I can't help
but chuckle over the way she saved
the day."
"I'nd don't nopody do nottlngs more?"
"That wasn't the end. of course.
When Tim O'Kulllvnn came off ills coal
cart tlint evening and heard the story.
T he put on a plug hat he hadn't worn
for ten years and promenaded up and
down and talked of the postotHce box
he was going to rent next day. but the
crowd was cold hearted. After Count
tie Divlto had run his banana cart Into the I
basement and eaten his supper be put
__ on a cleoh calico shirt and lit a nickel
cigar and said he expected an alderman
around to see him. hut it was no
go. That bottle of champagne, to say
nothing of the ice cream and the bouquet,
had done the business. The darky
Is away nliead today, hut of course
Mrs. O'Sullivnn and the countess won't
let things rest where they are."
EIS "But nopody vhlll be killed?" solemnly
asked the grocer.
"No. It probably won't come to that
unless the husbands take a hand in,
and they've kept out of the rows thus I
far. It's my opinion that in a day or
two Mrs. O'Sullivan will take her kids j
for a ride on the street car, but If she |
does the countess will go on a steam- (
boat excursion, nnd Mrs. Torrlngton i
win n.i*' o ....I- ?"?'
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take to the roof. Human nature is a I
queer tiling. Mr. Wasserinan."
"Yes. I pellef she vhas, hut I don't
like some quarrels. Vhas it somet'ings
to me if my neighbor vhas better off
!?~ nsb me? Vhas it somet'ings to my
wife If sotnepody else has better
clothes? Vhas it somet'ings to nopody
vhat anypody does all der times? I
like to be In some swim myself, uiul I I
like my wife to he some swagger, but
do you pelief 1 sell oudt all my twendytlfe
cent sardines for twendy cent a
box dot we may haf some style for one
day? Of course not. Und now yon
take a box of strawberries home init
you und speak to dose womans und tell i
'em dot wanity vhas wanlty und brings
somepody to der poorhouse at last."
M. Quad.
Very Crisp.
"My 'strawberry shortcake' poem
_ was turned down," sighed the young
bard.
e to "Perhaps the editor thought It wasn't
van well done." smiled the witty friend,
de- "No; he said 1 should make it
the shorter."?Chicago News.
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wo- A Grlcvon* Mistake,
ter- "Then what do you think Is his chief
the fault as a singer?"
1 of "He hasn't any idea of proper time,
d a lie ought to know the proper time tor
our him to sing Is when nobody's around to
>me hear."?Philadelphia Times.
Oie, When Doctor. Afc'ree.
"He was threatened at one t'me. as
)ck- I understand the cnse, with a compllvho
cation of disorders."
ntwl "fined lands! What nnvtui film?"
dry "Professional courtesy, they suy."?
Ink- Detroit Journal.
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Mosquito?Come on. fellows! Here'snu8
a feast without interruptloD. lie dare
not slap at us for fear of breaking
nu down the hammock.?Chicago News.
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Mr. Ferguson was later than usual in
coming home, ami as his wife met him ?
in the hallway with her usual kiss he *"
sa id apologet ieally:
"The train was crowded. Laura, and
I had to ride in the smoking ear. I sup
pose I smell like a tobacco factory."
No. tleorge." said Mrs. Ferguson,
"you do not The smell from a tobacco
factory, as I remember it is not at ah
ofiensive." Chicago Tribune.
Itrluun iii:(I tlie lint Wcnthrr.
"Hriggs must in- getting queer in hb
top story."
"What's the proof?"
"lie had his bare head out of his of
flee window at noon yesterday, an
when I asked hint what he was doitc
he said he couldn't afford a rcgulii:
hair cut and was trying a singe."Cleveland
I'lain I ten lor.
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Dyspepsia is unrecognized in |H
half the cases. It deceives the ^Ej
unknowing sufferer. It.s many sBp
variations work along the weakest H| L
lines of the system. To battle I1n
against only one of them is vain. i
Our booklet explains its synip- ''N1'
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What presumption it is for the
Knights of Labor to try to ccrnpel
attorney General Knox to execute
his own sworn <lutv and nroseeu'e
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the Steel Trust! Do not the Knights ?_
know that Mr. Knox drew the article
under which the Steel Trust was incorporated
and that be was chosen 1,0
for his present post by the influence ^
of the Steel Trust? I low can they Rn?
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A YOUNG LADY'S LIFE SAVED 'T
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At Panama, Colombia, by Chambar
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Dr. Clias. II. Utter, a prominent phv- 4>
sician. of Panama, Colombia, in a recent
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naiifiit a young laily sixteen years ol ou<
who had a very bad attack of dvs. en
enlery. Everything I pre>cnl) d ior Improved
ii effectual and she wa.- g-owing as
worse every hour. Her parents weie
-ure she would die She had In-come so it.
?eak that she cou'd not turn over in fal
lied. What to do at this critical mom- ?
ent was a study for me, but I ihouglrt, 8t?
of Chaml erlain's Colic, Cholera and .
Diarihoea Hemedy and as a last, resort tor
luesciiled it. The most wonderful re- cj(j
suit was efficted Within eight houis of
she was feeling much better; inside of
thr?e days sne was upon her teet and at "
the end of one week was entirely well."
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WHAT HE LIVED FOR. WQRTHY SUCCESSOR.
Han Fan Ahrnd nml Wanted to
lie on iinnd. "eomethlngj New Under
re sat on * lop in front of his shanty, The Sun."
okinp some sort of leaves or weeds
lis homemade pipe, ami when 1 ro?lc (!"f!\,rs ',ave tried to enre
toand saluted liim I thouph. him the L AI A!4\{| 'T the use of powders, acids,
, , , , , , , pases, inhalers and drups in paste form.
St melancholy Individual I ever saw. ^p0W(lers (lry tlu'. inucuous
Down on your luck.' 1 queried as membranes causinp them to crack open
ffered htm some smoking tolaieeo. anij hlecd. The powerful acids used in
Waal, no," he slowly replied. "I.ost inhalers have entirely eaten away the
mewl hy snake hite t'other day, same memhranes that their makers
; slcii thinps are to he expected." aimed to cine, while pastes and ointYou
don't look well " nients cannot reach the disease. An old
Guess not. I've Idn sick fur about ?ml experienced practitioner who has
... ,, , * , ... for?manv years made a close study and
ee months, and this is i-> fust day specialty 0'f the treatment of CATARRH,
' ,. "lust expect sickness, how- jJft8 |ast perfected a Treatment which
>r- when faithfully used, not only relieves
I see you have no crops in," I said at once, hut permanently cures CAI
looked over the rank tlelds. TAKltll, hy reinovinp the cause, stopXot
a crop, and I'm kinder plad on ninp the discharges, and curinp all inI
won't liev no hustlin to do this flamation. It is the only remedy know n
j - to science that actually reaches the afllavon't
you any poultry or live j1^'1 Imrtf- 4*
.... ' 1 known as "hM! H* LKS the GU A \< AN?
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Nonp. Ilad to sell my cow last wdn- at the extremely low price of One Dollar,
, and the coyotes carried oft the each packape containinp internal and
ckens. Had two Imps, hut they died external medicine sufficient for a
cholera. Noap?no live stock to mouth's treatment and everything nerry
about." cessary to its perfect use.
i rovisions pretty scarce?" I per- ^ 7**^1 1 118 tl,e only perfect
:ot1, seel lis lie was willing t?? talk. CATARRH I L RE ever made ami is
IMinno. All we live on is Johnny- ?ow recopni.e.1 jih the only safe and
, , ' * positive eure for that annoying anil dise
and corn eolToe. . liotililu t won- gusting disease It cures all inllamn,
though, If provisions was kinder tion quickly and permanently and is also
erce." wonderfully quick to relieve HAY
Vnil don't you get discouraged?" FEVER or ('OLD intlie HKA1).
Never." CATARRH when neglected often
Rut will you tell me what on earth leads to CONSUMPTION?"SNUI'i
are liviii" for"'" FLICS'' will save you if you me it at
['will, stranger! I will." he answered once\ 4U4i8 ?? ordinary remedy, hut a
. . ... . r , complete treatment which is positively
He got up and threw a piece of soil vlI!ir'ftnUH.(1 to (.ure CATARRH in any
i harking pup dog. 11ns etc clai.n form or stage if used according to the
ruth about i??>00.' directions which accompany each packFes."
age. Don't delay but send for it at once,
\nd she's mortgaged fur $000." and write full particulars as to your coni'es."
dition, and vou will receive special ad\ml
the monev is all gone, anil the vice from the discoverer of this wonrtgnge
Is to he foreclosed next f,erful remedy regarding your case without
cost to vou beyond the regular price
, ? of "SNIFFLES" the "GUARANTEED
v(H>; T. 1. . . ! r CATAKltll CUKE."
Anal, I in llvin to see the fun when Sent prepaid to any address in the
fule who lent $000 on $.?00 wutli of United States or Canada on receipt of
il gits around 'ere to foreclose on One Dollar. Address Dept. 1 EDWIN
anil take possession. Alter that 11. (1ILES A COMPANY, 1EW0 and 23.12
go!n out anil let a snake bite me Market Street, Philadelphia. Pa.
il die." M. Orao. I ly
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