The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, August 16, 1901, Image 3
YOU DON'TNEED
A TORCH LIGHT
To search for our bargains, every depart%
A
ment in our store teems with prices such
as you have never before seen or heard
k of.
f
It Is a Waste of Money
And energy to continue paying old time
high prices for goods when you can buy
themr,from us at such rediculously Low
Prices.
f It is not by accident that Our trade has
grown to such immense proportion.
Our Constant Endeavor
t1 :Ai a A. ir_ i t> ii l A
iu uivc me v tuue lur mu ieu5i
money is the mainstay of our unprecedented
success.
W. T. BEATV & CO.
F. Q. Austell, rtanager.
BOWSEltT cTEOLOuIsT. wouldn't exchange what I have nl
ready learned for nuy man's $.">.000 in
HE LEARNS A FEW THINGS ABOUT .
"What have you learned?" she queTHE
EARTH'S CHANGES. rl(l(1
"Do you know how many periods
The study Ormtiy intcrcMtcd, Hint, there have been in tills world? LInve
but lie Wan lu Such ? iiurr> t>? Get you ever paused to reflect on the gli
a iioyni Geological Medal Thiit He gantlc changes that have taken place
fume to Grief. since this earthly sphere was created?"
[Copyright. 1001, bv r. n. i.ewit.} "Not v0l'-v much." she replied.
The Bowsers had just finished dinner "?If c?"rso "ot' Infn'n(1 of ?sfr"
, . ..... tabling that there has been a post terwhen
a package was delivered at the . 1jary terl|ary a cre_
bouse, and there Mas a look of ponderous
profundity on Mr. Bowser's conn- laecous. Jurassic, trlasslc. pcrmian
ten a nee as ho took charge of it and 0,1(1 carboniferous period, you have
made a great show of removing the -H'm *???? on Instead of
posting yourself as to whether this Is
wrapper. Three hooks were finally . .... .. .. .
, the reptilian or the silurir.n age, you
brought to light, aiul after glancing at l.nvo hi.i.n >m tlm rush tn "(it n imlr nf
tlieir titles Mrs. Bowser obsurvrd: J C,0 cent stockings for 30 cents at a harL
"Well, you must have got a new gain counter. I can't say that I blame
streak on to buy such works as tlicse. yon. as the Lord did not intend wornThey
are all on geology. "Whal* are a 11 to know tnucli, but riglit liere and
you going to do with them?" ' ,,:>w is 011 opportunity for you to get an
. .... idea or two.
"W hat am I going to do with them?
. . , , , , , ,, i "I shall be very g'ad. What are
he repented as he drew himself upiand , . r ' S,
' ^ rjiose packages of earth tor?
folded >is arms. "Perhaps I'm tl.eSsorf: ..j j(? ^ yol, nn ohjm u,j,.
of man to pay #0 apiece for bookstand son' ''Here is the earth taken from Hie
use them for cow feed. Those- {books back yard. 11 belongs, as I suspected
were bought to be read, of eoiirf>e,\ and to the lower Silurian era And is com
posed of caiciferous sand rock."
t "It looks as if it was composed o'
t}/|\\ brickbats and sawdust," she said as
j|l if^ril 11 I It ll <? she bent over It.
. I||jl^j I \1 I'lM V'' "TimI'm because of your Ignorance.
I Lmj'/ V^gLBhV Woman, let a wave of awe sweep over
V you when I tell you that tills soil wa*.
*L$r created at hast lOO.tHMi.uhi) years ago
li' \i Think of the mighty changes in ltM>.
fHL'\ T W 000.000 years!"
r ^<(ic\[W^i111 LjLt1^The wave not only swept <ivcr Mrs.
> IT \ . VvA | Bowser, but so affected the family cat
/ JBffiiir w \1f \V\j that she shuddered from head to foot
I dfiWjT V\ -Npy^-v ,\vi^/ \fl. "r and wished she was out on the back
WjLa^V I \ . V;i|J ill' f en CO.
' yin ' W#*/! "And this otlier soil." said Mr flow'
' ;V[il I ' Rrr ns be pointed to tlie second pack
jfffw/iir *^"?3 **>e. froln f'le fruht yard. Over t.
:uontli ago I suspected that it belonged
to tlie perinlnn period, aud I now Ilud
"think op tup mioiity chanors in tlint such Is the ease. There was a
100,000,000 ybalts!" ,npHO of jo.000.tKK) years between tlie
T om Imnoflnnf tr% rrr?f of Hwile /iniifnnftj I ? - *' *
? ..... .............. . ... .... .. t'lTnnou or me rwo sous.
I nmy talk with yftu Inter in tlie even- "Why weren't both made :it tlio en me
tug, but I do not wish to be disturbed time to save cost nud trouble?" innonow."
cently fiueried Mrs. Dowser.
Mrs. Dowser sat down to some sew- "Am I talking to u born idiot?" lie
lug, nnd he selected one of the volumes hidlgnnntly shouted. "I suppose you
nod was soon so deeply Immersed that J'1'!1,'4 "'is pnrtb onrs wnH erented
... , . ? . , . ... , ., the same way ? man tills up a nmdthe
breaking of two plates and the fall . . * . 1,. . ' *
... . , "... . hole. I.et me tell you that the earth
of the teakettle In the kitchen did not , ? , . , ...
... .. . .. .. .i * Rrew foot by foot, instead of being
attract bis attention. At the end of .... ... t . ......
, ,, , , tit i dumped out of a cart, and that right
half an hour he suddenly rose up nixl . . ' ' "*"1
. . ....I.. * here where our house stands there was
made his way out into the bark yam, ? . ' .... "
, , , . j . i , . . ft pause In nature for mill ous of
nnd when lie returned he had about a ronrK ?
pint of earth In a paper. Depositing It , ,
on the reading table, he passed out of " hy d,d PnU80? ,
X the front door, was absent live min- Sl.e paused bet-nuse-beeause- She
Y tites and returned with another snm- bfUfc *cll. only
pie of earth. After making compari- <h? Creator known why she paused.
------ - - lmt miiiHO mIio .liil nm tlso ili(Tr>ri>iif?
notify consulting Ills l>ook nud gravely , "V * " .. 7." ? 7A77V
nodfflng his head he said: between these two soils proves Think
*V "Mrs. Bowser. I don't suppose you your siti ng over a soil created ni^
have the slightest Interest in the sol- "ons and millions of years ago! When
enco of geology -no woman hns-but this "11 was growing Its first crop of
nevertheless you might turn to It for ^?K?ra falls was., t two feet
m few minutes Just for a change ; h,*h and elephants 20 feet tall were
uf*
roaming over New .Jersey as thick as
fleas on a dog. It mal es one's neeU
cold to think of it. What in thunder
ails that eat'/"
"I think she dimly realizes what
you are talking ahout and is rejoicing
that slio wasn't horn in the jurassic
period." Jj;
Mr. Bowser didn't know exactly how f))
to take the remark, hut finally decided
to pass it over for the time being. in
er swallowing the lump in his throat SJ,
he said: ai
"I presume you have heard the word m
'saunaI :?
"Yea, a few times," humbly answer- I
oil Mrs. Itowser.
"And what does It mean?" |.*
"Itmeans salt or salty, doesn't it?" ;ll
"It does, and 1 shall give you due fp
credit. As there were eornit'erous and pi
Catskill periods, so also was there a ll;
salina period. It was during that pe- to
rlod that the salt springs and salt beds
of the earth were created. In digging *>,'
for lishworms in the alley the other n(
day I thought 1 eaine across evidences OJ1
of the salina period." eJ
"You probably found a spot where U)
some butcher had dumped out a barrel ec
of brine," was suggested.
"I probably didn't do any such thing! C
That's the trouble with conversing n*
with Ignorant persons ? they ridicule I"
what they can't understand. I think I jV
shall put on my lint and walk down
there and Investigate a little further, pr
If it turns out that the soil around
here was created during the lower si- le
lurinn. the pormian and the salina pe- F
rlods, geologists ought to know it. If 1 or
am the first to discover and report. I cn
shall probably receive a medal from
the Itoyal theological society."
"I shouldn't go spooking around the
alleys at nighttime. The salina period ju
will keen until tomorrow, and then I'll a:
have tin* cook bring in n whole pailful." vi
- Mr. Bowser was too deeply interest- d<
ed, however, to wait a single hour, oi
Taking a newspaper with him to bring of
home the salina dirt in. he clapped on *
his hat and set out. The alley was TT
dark, and ash heaps and old barrels
were plentiful, but he went forward
witli his mind busy with thoughts of a
great discovery. lie had nearly reached
the spot when he was suddenly
seized all over at once by two tramps
who were looking for the cretaceous or
some other period, and before he could W
make out whether he had been kicked th
by a cow or rolled over by a barrel he c?
was down on his back and the fellows
were going through him. Thev were ,
df
through with him in about a minute, ?
and as they ran away with his wallet
and watch he gathered himself up and w
galloped for home. Mrs. Bowser and w
the cat heard him coming and were in
the hall as he burst open the door, lie ^
was hatless, and his eyes bulged out.
ITrt ...AO AAf.O.m.1 ?.(?!% tlwv AOI...A I.A 1... .1
11V U UO VUM-IIH **1111 lliu UMIU.1 IIU 11?IVI .
rolled in. null bis knees were wabbling
uniler bin).
"Well, tvlint sort of period is tliis?"
nsked Mrs. llowser as be stoou gasping
for breath. *i'
lie uttered n sort of gurgle In reply.
"Would you call it the coal ash aud
tramp period?" 11
He worked one arm up and down, "
but the words would not come. '
"I think yon have geologized enough s|
for one night and had letter take a w
bath ami get to bed. Some nilgiity ^
changes have taken place In this locali- *,j
ty since the lower Silurian era, but o<
what concerns yon ino-t just n iw is L
how to get your watch and wallet |!
back. You should notify the police tiie m
first tiling in the morning. Specimen si
of the Jurassic period, ascend!" '1
Mr. Bowser wanted to yell "Woman!" ?
at her and to charge her with eonspira- ''
cy and threaten the usual divorce proceedings.
but Ills wind was gone and
his head in a whirl, and lie groaned n jv
despair aud drew bituseif up stairs. ir,
M. Quad
I.ltnlfptl Spncp, l<
"Is It (loop enough for me in there?" ^ vi
"Yes, but I don't believe it's wide
enough,"?New York Journal. * tu
Su scribe for Til is TiMUsai.d k?ep
posted.
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Tho Suu "
AH doctors have tried to cure
ATA It U 11 1>y the use of jiowders, acids,
im's, inhalers ami drills in paste form,
heir powders dry up the nmeuous
cm I'runes causing them to eraek open
id hloed. The powerful acids used in
dialers have entirely eaten aw <y the
une membranes that their makers
mud to cine, while pastes and ointents
cannot reach the disease. A11 old
ul experienced practitioner who has
r many years made a clone studv and
iccialty of tlie troutmeat of C ATA K KII,
is at las' perfected a Treatment which
hen faithfully used, not only relieves
once, hut permanently euros CAAlxKll,
hv removing the cause, stopnir
the discharges, and curing all inunntion.
It is the only remedy known
science that actually reaches the afcted
parts. This wonderful remedy is
.own as "SNU1TLK3 the (U'AUANKKI)
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the extremely low price of < >ne Dollar,
ich package containing internal and
eternal medicine sufficient for a
oath's treatment and ever> thing nessary
to its perfect use.
"CSNUFKTjK.3" is the only perfect
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CATAKK1I when neglected often
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rm or stage il used according to the
rections which accompany each paek:e.
Don't delay hut send for it at once,
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from lue discoverer of this wonu-ful
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cost to vou hevoiul the regular price
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10-ly
Imported horses live only nine
eeks oil the average in Africa, If
ic administration, which was so
ireful to prevent the Cubans from
?tting munitions of war would shut
)wn on the export of horses from
mcrica, it would end the war in
outh Africain favor of the Boers
ithin three months.
YOUNG LADY'S IJF1S SAVED
t I'aitama, Colombia, by Chamberlain's
Colic, <Aiolcra and
I Ha rrhoen Kent cdy.
Or. Olias. II Utter, a prcmim ut ph\ci,
n. ct Panama. Columbia, in a recent
tier states: "Last March I had as a
itient. a young lady sixteen years of
r<% who had a very had attack of d*sitcry.
Everything I presenb-d for her
roved ii elfei tual ai.d she was growing
ois? every hour, iler paient.s were
it" she would die. Slit; ha t become so
ea\ i hat she con d not turn over in
mi. wiwuiouoat ii h crivcai momil
was a study for me, but. I'hoiigly
C hauii erlam's Colic, ''In leru and
inn hoea l<i niedy ai:d as a lest resort
usuileUii. The looht woi duful ieill
was i flYcted. Wi.liia iIglit bonis
ic was feeling much be tie ; inside o!
net- days si e was upon- hei b e: ai d at
te end o! one week ?hs entirely well."
or sale by F. <J. Duke, Druggist.
It is all right, of course, for Sec tnry
Wilson to encourage macaroni
rowing; such encourage niei.t is what
u is }?:?ill fur. liut lie may rest aslred
that lie won't make the price
iv less. As soon as we inaiufaeiure
lough to make it worth while, a tru-t
ill gobble the output, place a high
aart on it and raise the price to
here it was hi fore?or higher.
A Superb Grip Cure.
Johnson's Tonic is a superb Grip
ire. ives every trace ot Grip I'oiii
fiom the system. Does it quick
ritliin an '-our it enters the blood and
pins to lie .tralizo the t fleets of the
iison. Will.in a day it places a Grip
ctiiu beyon ilie point of danger,
itiiiii a week, uddy chreks attest reru
of {K'l feet nealth. I'rice o(^ cents
it inres. Ask for Johnson's ('hill and
ever Tonic. Take nothing else.
i:i-l y
,E AT HOLMES
I Subtle 1
r* U
roc g&
Dyspepsia in unreoopnizert in
hull' the eii.se>". It deceives the 7|
unknowing sudorer. Its ninny g
variations work ulonp the weakest El
lint's of the system. To hat tie gPjjj
njr.iinst only one of them is, vain. SC
Our booklet explains its svmpc?jt
Inns. ( lllf I 'PililnKinvn JfcA
i g^^eou".'h't<' ;,"l k'--tiiip rt'lii-f.
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I'MoN, S. C.
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Our soldiers have won golden opini
?i?s in their foreign work largely
because they were not required to
waste valuable time ii/ourni.-diing their
brass but'ons. Yet this is taken as
a good time to eau.se them to iuiiiatc
i inferior ro u>s by taking time from
j more valuable occupations to devote
i it to pomp.
/I Cure for Cholera Infantum.
"Last MtjV'says Mrs < Y.stis Maker,
r?t? *? ?-* - *.* ' - 1
I>1 J);lOK ?Vil!! e?', 1 Mil1"illl llittlllt ("Mid
of our ijHtviol) u \s mis suil'-i ing from
liolera iuUntum Tl.ec'ooloi lmd given
up ail hoj c,-) of rtp ni'ty. i took a I) >tlie
of Chatnbei laii's t.'oiie, < 'liolera and
Diarrhoea Hemrdy to tin* house, telling
tin-ill 1 fell sole il would do good if used
according to diiectious Lu two days'
rime the cli:Id liad fuhy tveoveted. and
is now (neatly a year sine-) a vigorous,
healthy girl. I liave ice iintneuoa t this
lleinedy frequently and have never
known it to tail in any single instance."
For side oy F. C. Duke, Druggist.
Of course, it is wrong to use the
United States mails for the transmission
of information about the Louis?
sina state Lottery for instance, hut
it seems to he all right to use thejtn t<?
circulate the particulars about laud
lottery in Oklahoma.
Look Carefully
Tr\ V AOI?? 171 A /X WTO
m luia muncys.
!
Dr. Jenner's
Kidney Pills
cause the kidneys to work as
nature intended they should.
They build up the shrunken
walls of the kidneys, as no
known remedy has been found
to do before.
As a cure for urinary troubles
they have no equal.
'o, 25, ?0 Cents m
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rxiox, s. c.
Lord Prtuneefote says that a canal
treaty will be agreed to which will lie
satisfactory to both countries. We
hope th it be dosen't base his ideas of
what will he satisfactory to the United
States Secretary [lay's opinions.
Health Office Honrs.
Will be in my oflico, at the Council
Chamber, from 10 a. m. to 12 111. ever\
ilav, Sundays ami holidays excepted, for
the convenience of citizens wishing burial
I permits or to 'ransaet any other business
I pei'Ujubvi: to the oilu'e.
I 2"?t.f. VV. I>. TIauhis.
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11 If a Woman |
I O wants to put out a fire she doesn't at
I heap on oil and wood. She throws v
j 8 on water.know.ng that waterquenches M
| o 'ire. When a woman wants to get (1
: well from u seases peculiar to her sex, 0
! 8 she should not add fuel to the fire
I O already burning her life away. She tt
| should not take worthless drugs and
j 8 potions composed of harmful narcot- ?[
I ? >cs and opiates. They do not check ?t
1 j? the disease they do not cure it?they V
8 simply add fuel to the fire.
** Bradfitld'a Female 0
8 Regulator should be
i taken by every woman ^
?? r'XA Kiri w no nas the O
jj t&fe ,xj slightest susp eion of jj
J? any of the ail- X
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V ViV> They will simjrty }!
S3 be wastinx time a
tPtiftd?^53i1^ tintil they take it. x
'- 'The Regulator is X
a pur if y i ng, X
VVT>.-; , "iff at rcn gthuninK ^
at the roots o/*t he J5
fc^- J disease and cures x
the cause. It does not drui; it
?p? the pain, it eradicates it. JI
?& ??, It stops falling of the womb. 5{
Stpv?01 lett; ot i Ilea, inflammation |j
??iviiia?ft ami periodical suii'crinjj, fr- 5J
regular, scanty <>r p.itaful x
s<i truation; nnd by doing X
Kred and one aches and x
jeauty. happiness and x
temper from many a it
r.n's life. It is the one X
ilv above ull others !t
h every woman should
1 about and use. a
SI.0(> per bottle (t
at any drug store, p
Send for our free i5
illustrated hook. O
(I
The ^BradficIJ \)
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It may l>e mentioned that the illo??cd
"treatv' tinder which the
Oklahoma reservation is to he opened
o settlement is the very same one
that President Ploveland dtnounctd
as a f and and a forgery eight years
a<r > and decl <red should never be put
inta force while he was in the White
House. ( irov?r was objectionable in
'several wa\s, hut at least he had a
backbone and did not yield to 'hull
nonce" when a friend wat concerned.
Don't Force
Your Bowels
with harsh minerals which
always leave bad after-effects
on the entire system, and where
their use is persisted in, tend to
completely wrecic the stomach
and bowels.
..USE,.
Edgar s Cathartic
Confections
The only harmless, vegetable,
bowel regulator, and liver vitalizer
known.
As pleasant to the taste as
candy, and as positive as the harshest
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33? 10, 25, 50 cents.
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I NION, S. ('.
Wv onM like to ask 1?"W 1C" arc
if ho thinks it is really worth nhp \
Th?i eonntry li:?s 'cm ptoutl and
fon 1 of yon in the |?a*t. Huh. hut o io
or tw o in re of such cmine! tlv "iir-i
M,:m :is yours in the Schlev mutter"
Will alienate it altogether. Think
over it a hit. Is it worth whiloY
(tiriintiei lam's Colie, Clv>1.">m and
Diauhoea tt<an?'.ty has a world w de
reputation for it rims It never tails
and is pleisirit t? take. For sale by F.
v? X'un* , i/1
Mr. liryan has endorsed t'c
''Southern men for President" idea.
It's idea if it would only work
I?hut so was the Koelcy motor.
BJ AO
LR0/1ACY.
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