The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, September 04, 1896, Image 2
THE UNION TIMES.
UNION, 8. C.
The Italian Government is contem*
plating the creation of a port for
Eomo at the mouth of tho Tiber. Tho
works are estimated to cost 8-0,000,*
000.
Tho recent census of Boston Bhows
that tho city has lost population in
thoso portions which were onco rcsi*
denti&l centers, bnt which arc now boing
rapidly converted into bxisincss
1A ^nlif ino
VVUI1 i ?V f. 1
Tbo not cost of pensions in France i
is ouly $40,000,000 loss than ono-third |
xvhat wo pay for ft war ten years oarlior
thon that whioh France waged in 1870.
Besides, the French Government pensions
civil sorvants.
Excluding warships, Cleveland,
Ohio, is the second shipbuilding centre
in the world, the Clyde, below
Glasgow, alone surpassing it. Cleveland's
lake commerce is 10,000,00ft
tons, New York's ocoan commorco
only 12,000,000 tons.
That Japanese licking was the best
thing that ever happened to China,
maintains tho Chicago Times-Herald.
Now for the first time opeu to railway
building and other modern engines,
China will make more material progress
during fifty yenrs to come than
in the fifty centuries last past.
China is said to he suffering from a
dearth of small copper coiusor "cash,"
as they are tormed. Tho chief cause
of tho deficiency is tho continuous
fftOWtll of trado and nnnnUiinn ?" >
the cessation of the coiuago of copper
coins in the citios, in consequence of
the Taiping rebellion having stopped
the supply of copper from Yuuuau.
The Rio Nows, of Brazil, says that
'one of the most singular appointments
we liuvc thus far seen is that of
Dr. Amorico des Campos Sobrinho by
the St. Paulo State Government as Inspector
of Immigration in Canada and
Porto Rico." Tho plaee hunter seems
to be in clover iu Brazil; in fact, tho
positions seem lo be made to order.
There has been in the Southern
States a steady diversification of
farming in the South and, according
to Home and Farm, it is this change
for the better which is pulling the
Southern farmer through iho hard
times. The "one crop" idea is injurious
to any section, for the soil rovolts
and demands rest through
change.
The street car company in Toronto, i
Canada, paid tlio city last year -$139,000
in rental* aud taxes, and had a
fair margin of profit, while selling six
tickets for twenty-fivo cents, and giving
farther concessions to school
children nud workingmen. The operating
expenses were 8\ cents per
mile, and the receipts 15 \ cents per
car mile.
The latest long distance trip lino )
beeu undertaken by an Englishman I
with a good American name. lie is j
one Jeflerson, aud has already started
on a bicycle jaunt to Irkutsk, which is
in Siberia. The start was mado from
England, and the diatauco tho rider
will cover will be 0000 miles. His
total cquipmcut, including the wheel,
weighed sixty pouuds.
A thread of witty sarcasm runs
through the remark of a medical
writer in tho New Orleans Medical
and Surgical Journal when in speaking
of the gratitude of tho patieut for
the physiciau he explains that the
feeling of gratitude is part of the disease.
"It comes ou with the fever,
it improves during convalescence, and
is cured by returu to health." j
I
An annual interest charge of 3397,- j I
442,792 accompanied the mortgage | 1
debt in force in the United States dur- ] j
ing the decade 18S0?'90. This was at r
the rate of G.09 per cent, upon tho ;c
jirincipul, or 7 3G per cent, for acre 0
mortgages and C. 1G per cent, for lots- j
Interest charges on mortgages incum- j r
liering acres were 31G2,G.VJ,9I4, and i j
on lots 3234,789,8H. Regarding tho *
Annual product of wealth as approxi- I 1
mating 312,009,000,000, not including J
aucreuse of land value, the total an- ?
tual interest chn.-go on rw?l estate u
mortgages was 3.31 per cent. *
,,
"I suppose \' Ik 'i you wit" to i'i"
White Mountains lust sunn. . \ u? *
joyed the erhoos very iiitn ii "N.i. I 1
didn't. I went l<> hoar i;;o:n v. It!r < uu.- 1
lie Itiillai'd. end whoii thoy r p. c
ivliat he *aid iliey r. fitly hi t \ . ^
luuoli.'* Harper's Rax;::-.
our hairti'o. ('iiih!r<-n. I i>??i' ?u ^
peeled I:? apple- It. tore outing ' K'ta ^
"1 o', utother. lio-ir " "Wiiit 11 van L
done Willi the neei'ii.c-7" "ti's, Wo :lte ] s
llielll al'O. - 1';; lililieii t|;i
The Las'
nv rtjTjA crim
S tho coffee was being ti
J 'rvJn HOrve<*? 'ho hostess o
/r <\J %xoe>* 8ft*d : "You know, gen- 1j
* ?-- jjjr V tlemen, I do not iind t
smoking at all dis- L
v/wv agreeable," and at the v
| same time nodded to d
her husband. Ho left g
the table, and soon returned with a t
box decorated with many inscriptions, t
containing large cigars, each envel- v
oped in ailver paper, and having all r
tho luxury due to their high price, f:
As the case, passing from hand to hand, t
came to mc, I took one and offered the r
box to my neighbor, who, geutlypusk- 1<
ing it aside, said: "Thank you, I do n
notflmoke!" A
"You don't Bmokc!" cried tlio host- b
oeb, in astonishment. a
"And where, pray, did you form s
that habit?" u
"It is not a habit, but a punish- u
ment," he replied. vi
"A punishment? I do not under- d
stand," said she, in mystified tone. u
"Of course you cannot understand, a
It is a romance." tl
"A romance ! Tell us about it." ti
Evidently my neighbor wunted noth- ii
ing better than a request for his little u
romance, and with an inclination of o
the head, which seemed to say, "Oh, tl
willingly. I wait only for the word a
from you," commenced by saying : t<
"I am now fifty years old, mudame, ri
ond I carry my age?but that does not a
matter. However, I have not always k
been that old. Twenty-five years ago c.
I was?at least people tell me so?a w
young man, not unprepossessing ; tall, n
with hair and a pretty blonde mus- c:
tache, thick and heavy in the rniddlo b
and tapering at each sido into fine n
points, turned haughtily upward. My I1
friends pretended that 1 prickled all u
hearts with my mustache. Evidently t<
they exaggerated. I did not bolieve t<
them entiroly, although I did pierce n
several. I smoked a great deal at that il
time, and friends, when they met mo si
in the evening with a lighted cigar, it
oried: "There is Phillip, illuminating V
his mustaohe." To be brief, mv mus- o
tacbo caused a groat deal of jealousy, o
and I was very proud of it. One beau- n
tiful day, above all a beautiful even- c
ing, I fell in love. It was at a ball, tl
[ had danced throe waltzes with ii
an adorable young girl. My heart was tl
taken during the tirBt waltz. 1 made S
inquiries in regard to the beauty who s<
liad niado such a deep impression upon 1(
no, and learned she was the daughter w
jf a millionuairc merchant, of a most N
ionorable family; that sho would have N
i dowry of oU0,000 francs ;*tliat her parmts
were hard to please; they desired I,
i son-in-law distinguished, intelligent, w
ich. In u word, a pearl. A pear!? I j p
vas too modest to hope to meet their g
dens, and as I possessed but a small al
ortune, I believed it :ny duty not do tl
;ako part in the race, and retreated in ! w
lisorder. When one is in love it is ( 0
rery rare that one is able to liido it. ; 11
My friends ^oon discovered my s^er.t. j ;u
People iTjaCiissed nio. Some p!'.:cu 'iiT. , il
ioiuo tormented me. Finally the fact, 1
u passing from friend to friend, from I
jarlor to par lor,came to the ear of Mile, rr
.ieuevieve,and?lielearuo.loue day that ?
here existed in the world a young man ' ra
vith a biondc mustache who was lan- j ct
pushing for her. Was she touched by , 'I
uv discreet passion? Had I already hi
undo an impression uoou herI M
"Perhaps vour mustache had," I in- | si
errupted.; si
'Yes, uo doubt is was my mustache," g'
ic replied. "At any rate, whatever it tl
vas,Genevieve informed her father she
vished to marry me. The father ob- iu
ected.butthe young girl was tenacious in
ind gained the dav. Our engagement In
ras six woeks long. Those were six
lelightful weeks for me,for Genevieve m
vas adorable. We were left alone in
ho parlor during the evenings and had w
ong talks. From day to day I grow er
uore fond of the girl, who also felt 01
ler love for me iucrenso. We built ; M
uany air castles anil promised our- M
elves happiness for our entire lives, lil
n regard to everything we agreed
narvelously ; were always o." one a.;- . ui
ord, and I could uot see in our future *li
i siuglo shadow that coul<l later lead ra
o the slighto-t discussion. Therefore se
iow could we quarrel'/ Was I not ; ro
eadv to do anything in the world to tli
dense my Genevieve? It was quite th
ulliciout that sho said to me one even- [ la
ng, on seeing me light iny cigar, 'I 1
?cg of you, my lover, not to smoke | tli
ay more. That would give me so 1 gt
uneh nlensnro.' And I throw ?-o.I.. .
ay cigar at once, with tlio deteriniua <p
ion never to smoke again. How very of
agreeable her gratitude was to mo for
his privation I had imposed upon my- m
9If. Said she: 'If you only knew
iow much 1 love you for thus gratify- pi
ng my defile!' And I replied: 'I am ;
'iiIv too happy in obeying you.'
"I was sincere. I was very happy in
o please her, happy in parting with, eh
ay cigars. I ha I alum hmod the box. wi
t wa . t here on tho m nit -1 in my room, kc
Vhen I returned homo alter spending o\
he rvi ning with (ieueviove I stepped in
p to it before going to bed and dc
ttetehed out n y hand. Hut my word ' . m
ib, but it was liurd'to resist the temp- |
iiEP
r Cigar,
monncttb.
litiou. J intentionally felt Uie bos
n the mautel piece noil treated every'Oily?my
friends, the janitor, and
ho mnu who polished my fluo . Those
tuvo men, ns though they had diined
my dosiro, made every effort to
iminish my chance of succuml ing. The
rent day arrived at lust. 1 hn^ spoken
o the mayor. It had l>t-ei agreed
hat I should go to the house/or Geneieve
at 1 o'clock. That norning 1
oso early. I put on my Jew blaok
rock coat, made for the occasion. Afer
I was entirely ready, ortir having
otwisted the ends of my mistaoho, I
ooked at my wutch. It was high
toon. I had still an hoi r to wait.
,n hour! I had waited i x months
efore knowing whether I ould ever
eo Genevieve again. I 1 id waited
ix weeks from the time 1 had been
cccpted Tor the moment vkn I might
larry her. Au hour? Arp I burped
rith impatience. I walk d up and
own my room. I sat <1 wn. I got
p. I reseated myself a d got up
gain, longing for some ay to pass
bo time, anything that wo Id help me
? bear that hour of wait ag. Turnag
toward tho mantlo ly eyes fell
pon that box of cigar. I There was
nly ouo left. My friends,the janitor,
bo man who polished iw floor, had
11 done well. One lorn cigar! I
aok it up meohnnioally. It was long,
ound in the middle nud nppering to
point that seemed to c; 1 for a pennife.
I pressed it betwe i my fingers
lose to my ear ; it crack (Las though
ell dried. It whs ueit ex too dark
or too light. Iu a w "d, it was -a
ignr of tho first class I threw it
ack quickly into tho b(; and closed
ly eyes to esoaoo th temptation,
if teen minutes past reive. Still
loro than three-quark- i of an hour
) wait. 1 returned ti the raautle,
doU up tho cig'ir (ever one has moicnts
of folly now and hen) and cut
t with my teeth. 1 . gbted it and,
itting down in tny a/uiohair, comlenced
smoking. itivas delicious.
ITas the odor of the cijkr too strong,
r was it becausu I haoV^j^hft
f smoking? At tho cud of a few molent
my head foil back, I partly
losod my eyes and gate myself up to
be luxury of that sensation neighbor
ig upon a slumber, at the paint where
bought* ends and dreams begin,
uddenly I awoke by tie odor of
imething scorching. I got up and
>oked about the room. Nothing. I
ent lo the curtains, to tfce draperies,
othiog. I felt my cos, iny vest.
0 thing.
"Bah! it was only an idta," thought
and I am mistaken. I looked at my
nteb. It was tweuty-fi*c minutes
ast one. I grabbed idv hit and my
loves. I tlew down the stairs four
t a time and jumped into t'lejcarriage
lat was waiting for me. Tht> janitor
as there standing on tin 4oor-sill.
n seeing me pass he burst oat laugh*
lg, and so did the coichmaa. They
r > l ie'li;ng at me because I inn late,
1 idguf J.
"iVhca 1 reached my fathoriin-law's
was up the steps iu one bound an I
ing the bell. As John, the domestic,
ho opene I the door, caugltsig'ut ol'
,e he started as though he had rejived
a "sudden shock, and said,
Ivory one has gone. Monsieur, after
irviug waited for Monsieur, although
[ademoisello Genevieve did not seem
itislied. She told me to sav to Moueur,
if Monsieur came, that be should
o to the Mayor's olHcs. I hive giveu
10 message to Monsieur.'
"And the cutire tune he was repeatig
his eternal 'Monsieur' he was tryig
to repress an irresistible desire to
ugh
" 'Are yon laughing at me like that,
y boy?' said I.
"'.Monsieur kuows very woll that I
ouhi not allow myself, in tha pros*
ice of Mousiour, and, ufter all, every
ie is free, is ho not, Moutieur?
onsieur must know well what pleases
actemoiselle, and if Mademoiselle
kes it like that'?
n..? i ?... i * ? * -
ij.il, > U.?i nn; lime lu iry 10
iderstaud him, and shrugging my
louhlera 1 legended the steps more
pidly than i had gone up. Ail tho
rvuuts in tho yard ranged in two
iws forming a lane. Although I ran
ie gauntlet quickly, I could, neverloless,
hear the smothered bursts of
ughter.
"'Decidedly,'growled I, 'it seems
int they have never ser u a bride oom
late.'
"I rushed the coihhmaa and at a
larter of two we were at the Mayor's
lice.
" 'The room for marriages,'' doanded
I of the usher.
" The room for marriages!' ho reled.
'It is uot for you, perhaps?'
" 'Yes, it is for me.'
"'For you? Ah? that is good ! Oh,
it that is rich!' And ho fell into a
air, holding his sides as lio shook
th laughter. I don't know what
pt me from boxing his ears, llowt-r,
I was able to control myself, and
tone that admitted of 110 delay 1
inunded, 'Will you, yes or uo, show
t? the marriage room?'
"lie got up uud with emphatic ges
1 tnre 8?id, 'To tl?c right, Moum.-ur, Mb
tho end of tho vestibule,' nud falling
hack npon his chair, continned : 'Ah,
but tlmt in good ! Ob, but it is rich !'
"I rushed to the door ??ud entered.
'At last, ihcro ho is,' cried my father*
in-law ou seeing inc.
"As T ndvnnoed a step or two T wna
inet with a roar of laughter. Handkerchiefs
come out of pockets and flew
to months as by magic. 1 beard the
'ohs, 'alis,' 'Jour mo but it is comic il,*
etc. The mayor almo-t strangled ia
his armchair. I stood still, uot knowing
what to do, aud saving to myself,
'What in tho world is every one laughin
r? at.
"Ucuevii'vo hid her faco in her
hands. My mouther in-law, almost
smothered, was making frnulio
gestures oI indigent iou. My fatherin-law
came to use nnd v.* tli nu oil*
that brooked no contradiction said.
'Monsieur, all is ended between us.'
'"But what is the matter? Explain
to mo,' I begged.
'".Monsieur, marriage is a snored
affair and wo are not at a carnival.'
" 'But I do not understand.'
1 *' 'Then look in the glass.*
"I went to tho mantel, and a cry of
1 enrpriso and horror escaped my lips.
1 The eutiro right side of my mustache
had been burned off". T asked nothing
more nud rushed out of the room.
Do yon understand now why I do not
smoke?"
"Is that all?" wo asked. "Has tho
story no rndiug?"
"No, it has none. But I made one.
Six months afterward I met Genevieve.
My mustache had grown out again.
Wo explained. I was eloquent."
1 "And she forgave you?"
"Yes, Monsieur, sho forgave hiiy,"
Baid f? womau, still young and very
prepossessing, who was sitting opposite
mo.?From the French, in Pathfinder.
The Dancing Mania.
She danood ami she danced, alone or
with her friend, or her friend's iriend,
or a strange girl, and when they were
all tired out she pickod up a baby and
kept up the step. Her Bhoes wore
broken and torn ; the sole of one held
only at tho heel. Cut it did not hinder
her light step, for she had leaned or
knew by instinct how to toss her foot
60 as to bring down the sole and tho
stocking together without au awkward
flop.
It was a joyous sight to scobcr, and
Mulberry street tilled to watch. The
glum police oflicer who hates handorgans
came to his window to order
the Italian away, but he paused a second
too long and ended by tossing out
a nickel to protract amusement. Out
of their Imuses caiue the people. They
meant to dance, too, but they simply
stood and looked on. Why?
The girl was dancing lor herself
alone. Tbero was not a trace of vauity
at the admiration she attracted. There
was nothing but the sensuous enjoyment
of motioD. She did not seem to
care for tho mtisio except as a time|
tu.H'Jfs In ?her eves- wuh a tur-nxay
I look, aud it was just a little sad. Ono
spectator found it very sad. The
spectacle, from being one of exhilaratiou,
became one for pity, and as the
organ-grinder finally moved off and
the girl followed him down tho street,
the man who did not applaud turned
to ono of Cat Alley's mothers and
asked:
"Who is that poor little girl?"
Tho woman arswered with an Irish
i name aud then added :
"She'll get a licking for that. Her
mother gives it to her every day, but
she can't help it. She's got tho
. cfze."
I tt eost very littlo further inquiry to
| nrc.*rtaiu that there is what lias some
of the symptoms of nervous disease
j amoug the children of the poor. They
i cannot help dancing when they hear
| music and they dnucetill their clothes
; are torn and their shoes are worn out
and at night they are sick and exhausted.
After n runaway day with
I tho orgnn-giinder, they have crying
fits and are mentally affected in u
curious way. But licking will uoc I
j cure them. ? New York Post.
(ilohe of Salt Larger Than the Mann.
j According to tho computations of
M. Marlborough, of tho Geographical
and Statistical Society of Paris, tho j
amount of salt contained in tho waters
of the varions oceans and salt seas of
the globe would be greater in mass
thau the laud, so far as it extends
above the surface of the waters. The
seas cover seventy-three per cent, of
the earth's surface, estimated at 0,250,000
square miles. The percentage of
salt is tho same at all dt'prhs. Assuming
that the average depth of all seas
and oceans is but a huif mile (it is
probably more than twice that) then
I there are uot less than 3,400,000 cubic
: milos of sea water on the globe. I
j Thousands of tests of sea water have
recently been made, and as a result of
l these different analyses it is now positively
known that :i cubic mile of sea
water contains at least twenty-live
kilograms of salt. This being tho
case, wo 1 iti11 that the total amount of
salt contained in 3, 100,000 cubic miles ,
of sea waters on the crlobo would bn
| equal to S."?,00<) cubic miles cf pure
, distilled suit. Yours ago Union Hum- |
, holdt declared ttint tho milt iu tae j
waters of our oceans, could it ho ex- i
; Iractod, would make ft globe larger j
Ihnu tho moon.
"Pair ol' Bulls."
Two rather good "hulls" nre attributed
to tho late Sir George Campbell. |
On oue occasion be had been calling 1
attention in tho Honse of Commons to
some abuse in Indian administration '
and proceeded to observe that ho bad j
further revolutions to muko concerning
other scan luls in comparison with
which this one was "a mere ilea bito i
in the ocean." Another time, when j
speaking about military affairs in India,
he declared that "the pale face of
the British soldier was the backbone of :
our ludwu Army."?The <2'ieeu. 1
| BILL ARP'S LETTER.
I
RESIGNATION OK HIS COOK RUFFLES
HIS SERINITY.
Household Duties Parceled Out
Rrlngs Contentment.
Every good thing in this world has
its dark side, its shadow, and every
shadow is brightened by some compensation?some
rift in the clouds
that still makes life worth living. The
cook has quit, and I thought from the
family talk that the bottom had dropped
out, for sho was a good oook and
kept the kitchen as clean as a parlor,
and the knives and the silverware always
bright and the dishes shining,
and there was a napkin spread at the
head of the table to keep me from soil*
ing the damask when I carved the
chieken, or the steak, for I am a little
careless about thoso things. She
didont talk muoh, nor seem to bo in a
hurry, and she was kind to tho grandchildren
and made them little biscuits.
Sho took good care of tho cow and
kept me in ice-cold butter-milk and
made enough butter to do ns when wo
dident have company. Sometimes 6he
brought us some green corn or some
bntterbeaus from her own garden, and,
take her all in all, sho was the best servant
we have had since the war.
But she has one fault. Sho will
quit when she takes a notion?when
the spirit moves her?and you never
know when it is going to move her.
She said she was tired and I reckon
Rhe was. She might come back in a
week or two or she i_ight not. So we
concluded to go along without a cook
for a few days nud see how it was, and
it is not so bad, after nil. It nearly
kills my wife to get up soon, but I
like it. Iu fact, I can't lie abed after
sunrise, and so we pnrcelled out the
work to suit us all. William must fire
up the stove and put on the hominy
aud grind the coffee and prepure the
ham, or tho breakfast bacon, or the
beefsteak, and then call ono of the
girls to mako tho biscuit and fry the
battercakes or bake tho wnflles. By
the time breakfast is ready my wife is
ready and we all eDjoy it, and then
her part comes in, for eho had rather
J wash the dishes than do anything.
She wants to bo etiro that tncy are
clean. And then she churns to bo
sure that the butter is clean. Wo
cook dinner if we feel like it, aud wo
don't if wo don't. In fact it is a rciiol
to eat a cold lunch theBo hot days. It
saves work and Bavcs time and expense
and makes digestion easy. My opinion
is that the average family has too much
cooking done, and so if we have no cook
and have to do the work ourselves,there
will be less done and less to surfeit
ourselves with, and wo will have better
health and sleep better and snore less
and feel brighter in the morning. This
is the bright side of doing without a
cook. Then, again I save $2 a week in
silver at 1G to 1, and if a penny saved
is two pence gained, as Dr. Franklin
says, then we are ahead at the rate of
$4 a week. That's a big lot of money
now. I pay that ovor to my wife anil i
daughter te keep them reconciled, but
I verily believe that they would be glad
to see Mrs. Sicily Minis back here tomorrow
morning. They hired a colored
neighbor to milk the cow and sometimes
to kill and dress a chicken, and J
so we are getting aioDg splendid while j
running this independent line.
But thero is no independent line. It j
is curious and somewhat humiliating j
to think how dependent wo are upon (
one another. It" the Vanderbilts and
Astors were wrecked at sea and cast on ,
an island they would perish to death
within a week. Dick Wilson wouldn't,
for he was raised in the woods and !
won 111 boou grabble up something.
Wo are dependent on the butcher nml I
baker anil grocer for our daily sup- |
plies anil they are ilcpeuilent upon the !
larmers who raise them ami on their
customers who buy them. Even the
salt they sell us is an absolute necessity.
Then there is the family doctor.
How could wo get along without him?
It was onlv a few months ago when f
had to get up in the night and go half
a mile for him in a fox trot, and 1
feared the little girl would die before
I got back, but she didn't and ho relieved
her and relieved our great anxiety,
too. There is no such thing as
iudepondeneo in this life, bat it is approximated
by those who were raised
to work. The boys who can chop
wood and plow and fit an ax helve to
nu ax or repair a leak in the roof or
get a tack out of a shoe,or take off part
of tho heel tap or mend a chair or m
window blind, or lay a hearth or pat
in a pano of glass, or do a hundred
little things about tho houso and home,
will savo many a dollar where others
would send for a man anil loso it. Tho
girls who have learned to cut anil lit
anil make their own garments, anil
those of their younger sisters and who
can cook a good meal when it is necessary
and hang a picturo on the wall or
mnko a firescreen or lampshade or a
pillow for tho sofa or even put a new
court of paint ou the mantle will mnko
good wives and good mothers. You won't
find many of these beys and girls in
high 1 ife nor in what is called society, |
and the danger is that if mil fortune J
comes in theso perilous times and
riches take wings and fly away theso
children of the rich will bo utterly
UUipiCBS.
Tbo trouble with mo now is Hint I am
tlio only boy about tlin house and my
logs don't obey mo with that alacrity
they used to. I foil up the steps thin
morning with an armful of ?>tovc wood, '
but it ia better to fall up than down, j
The cow dident como homo last night I
ami our little grandchild said alio j
reckoned t-ho was in the woods trying
to tlndacnlf. "Who said so?" I asked.
"Sicily told me so," she sanl, "anil I
wish sne would find one. A pretty lit t
tie white one or a btown ono would da."
That cow line got' over the dead line
I'll but and some farmer hns taken her
up, nod it will cost me a dollar to get
her back. Now, if I had a boy I could
send him after her, but they all deserted
us long ago. If we had life to
live over again wewonldent raise boys.
They go too far away. I would like a
nine grauusou 10 run ottout autl wait on
ine, but thero is none within roach. Onr
grandsons aro mostly girls, and tbey
ure good children and comfort us all
they can. I've planted somo popcorn
for them, and wu will hnvo somo fun
this winter. I was reading the other
day about hnppiness, and the writer
said thero was no such thing as present
happiness, that when wo are young
it is just ahead of us, and when wo aro
old it is behind us. There is a good
deal of melancholy truth in that, but
it iB not wholly true. It depends on
how a man schools himself to bear the
ills of life. Ho can bo happy if ho
will or ho can make himself miserable
by brooding over little troubles. Tho
world is bright and beautifnl and full
of blessings to those who try to see it
so. 80 let Mrs. Minis stay away if
she wants to and let tho old cow keep
on hunting for a calf and we will still
be calm and serene.?Bill A up in Atlanta
Constitution.
THE EELS LIGHTHOUSE.
Novel Invention of a New ICnulnnd
Hen Captain,
Members of the t'lilted States lighthouse
iKntnl sire considering ;m invention
inside l?,v C'siplain Kels, :i New K11glsiud
mariner, nn?l r.re inelined to regard
it sis the best design ever presented
for building lighthouses i:i the open
ocean.
Kor three vnnis miiflnm* iri.l a.-ln-i.
lists have been workingon :t mammoth
design for a lighthouse on tat* outer
shoal (iff Capo llattcrus, tin I at last
they believe they have perf^ct-M a plan.
It Is estimated that it will cost ai least
5?1 ,uthi.(KMt to carry it out. The design
of the New Knglaud man provides for
a light structure as high and as capable
of displaying a light of the tlrst order
as auy in the world, at a cost probably
not exceeding $300,000.
In general appearance the lighthouse
looks like an inverted funnel, and when
in place the liig end will be on the hot
torn, several feet in the sand, and iho
1 spigot end is to rise loo feet, if ueces'
sary, to suiip?irt_ the light. The drawing*
of the design submitted to the
treasury department represents a light'
house at least !f?0 feet high from ihe
top of the lens to the bottom of the
water, the height above the wa"\r line
to be about loo feet. The most rema
rknhle feature of tiie scheme is the
great diameter of the cylinder at the
bottom and Its comparative slendernoss
at tiic water line. The base represents
a circle whose diameter is at least
seventy feet, while a few feet above
the water the structure is scarcely more
than thirty feet through the center, ami
from that to the top of the light It eoutluucs
to diminish until at the extreme
lop It Is not more than twelve feet
through. The big end of the funnel
consists of two walls, one inside the
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TIIK KEf.R I.IOIITIIOt'SK.
other, with a space between of about
eight feet at the botiom and uTiiiliiiitiint
to four at tin* top, whore the funnel
meets tlie wilier line. This annular
elminlier is to lie tilled with masonry,
of wlifeli enough to hiilliist the striteture
and keep it in an upright position
jls to lie built in before starting for the
sen. Steel eotnposes the greater part of
the strueture. the framing and planting
of the sides of tlie funnel helug similar
to the eonsrrtietlon of a war ship. When
the strueture has been eonip!-o?d and
towed out to sen and sunk, i: is ; reposed
to till in the spare between the inner
and outer elm tubers with sand and
stones, and lints weigh down the great,
inverted funnel to a tirm It -i 1 on the
hot torn.
I.ittle I.t'SHoiirt iti the Ivitobcn.
There, don't burn yourself. Better
let cook tlx the lire. But I know you
like orange en tun. Here is a ver.vj
reliable recipe for it. Try it. It's easily
made and delicious; Into a half pint;
of cold milk put half an ounce of geln-.
tine. When Ibis has quite dissolved,
which it will do best If placed near but;
not on the lire, add four tablespoonfttls
of thick cream ami one of sugar, stir,
tills up well, and when almost cold add
gradually the jnien of four good orangei.
When perfectly cold litis crer.ni
will be soli i enough to turn nicely out
of a small mold, although it remains
eiill soft. PETITE COOKIE, ,
*VT*iy iitotr . a..s Are White.
Babbits, it is said, have white tails
si> tti;i 1 in i;isi? hi pursuit 5iii? yoiiii-j
nisiy ?5.stiniruish th;ir mioiIiit wlirn sli??
Is iiiilin^ i lit * 111 i.> tin' wunvn. Tliu
tintiirnI colnr o!" llii? i*:i 1 !?it is si. Iik(i tlm
kiiitii unlink risrtli tluii otlu-rwisu il.is
woiiM lie diilicult.
Tlmr is so iiMu li 'listr?'xs in tin- wyrlfl
tkul we ca:i"' <ry over nil uf it. ^