The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, October 25, 1895, Image 2
PARADOXES. J
The saddest tears that are over .^heH
Are the tears thnt no one over wv?,
The unsung sones are the sweetest oa'?
In the world o? harmonies!
The kinging hope of a silent heart
Is the hope that is not oxnrevov'.
The tendoreet clasp tin* hand
Is the citop of a liar !?-it rest.
Our daily !:fo will to the f m '
The friend- that wo d.t.iy meet,
Bllt the ,\l.? '?.t g!16St iy ?h > ver\ Oil *
Tlie heart is longing to greet!
?O. H. Turner, in Patl.v.i' *r,
A DAY OF MARTYRDOM, j
t " | IIK Colonel nmlthc j
young reporter
y V, wt;re listening to '
y the whir of uu rlec- ,
Ptijp^s i trie fun the other i
night when the i
J^t" "'T^' '' Colonel grew -em- j
M'- " Ir*'"" ' '
7r*v-v rj-?T.; I , . . . :
1 J:? K>? ? -J .\\\ . o e 1 <> 1 0
Vriip. w i? ' >.*** > , ,
war, rciuirr.. ..
the Colonel, musingly, "when 1 wtxs j
Just sprouting mv .'ir-f whisker?n
spin de->l. !!:!.!; I, tr : ii-: (laying prodact
of the tV-tc Mist?my fiith- r sent j
me out it to Si it'.we?t Missouri to get
brueed nj>. 1 don't know v. hut was
the matter with :>.e. h.it 1 wus nj! run
down, nr.il my it lit r xv.ts conviiic >1
flint a season > in Missouri farm of J
mj* uncle would j.r >vo ?>en ;fici \t uliks [
to my mind and ! oily. I might s:iy
before going furtii r tlmt it did,
"I ha ie my in >'her n s?rrowful
^ooiii'V, . w > 1 ael: V w \urk l it",
hiiiI in tine i :r I ! . ;>??. 1 <>11
the farm o: v;v inr! \ (1 was a e eve la- i
tioti. The v r.Utu-clad hills, the !
lire .'.op .-nil in;.; >p?c/sv: it, tiie j
oold w ?!rr !r ra 111 well, whoh same i
food in .a: ,e <,: in ti > iiies, ii< rse?toride |
?nd i ii.rtiv ;!:-u! to ??o -wiiU'iiiOuT in :
made a :t a ' \v of me in n week. j
Bnrrim, f.u t t.;at I was compelled '
to r?.-tiro with ti < r> sfc of tli > family at
5) o'clock .t r.iqht and j.*ct m? at an
lior.r in tli<* morn't; ^ the dew ??u
the ;rrasn felt ray bear feet like iee
water, that farm was heaven. It was !
two In >.vi ? : I qot ncijuaintcd
with Mi Irian Drake.
"M'-lv m\ I?rake was about the
fourteenth child of a farmer living
about two n.. - ?: . r t..wn than my
ancle. II r l.'.ti.vr. Solomon Drake,
was the ; t s?t ; . .:i in the county.
He wm poorer than watered buttermilk,
lmt the nicest, mildest mannered
?. hi .man yon ever huw. lli>
wife wa-j . skiniiy, sallow lookiu,.
iu .-toil tor i.er niiT death, Oath woi\?
hard-1%< thin.* and boac.-t, hut thehad
set.-.. ' f .i hi,a loo on the-::.
They i . id r h-r.i .n that > it
of the r;;:tr> :al tin :r ttli'.n star-.
ha ' ! f;. '* i.i, hut as far
1>A* '? r; : '.j ;a e it i ox
tut. . li. : . !. ui rtl'vMva b a i>o.>r
? it M. v : ? .1 - 'j>i. v u? i : o
\buut i. .. I ' I fur
svti-> vctt: ; (>!' t' L>r-c. tbtil
.toublt.'r ' .".t;v; 1.!:??,' t!i
'vV-i 1 ^'? Mcivi i was
ibo .t t : f.:-.rtc :.th tlit' i>rake i
liroo.i. wu ii ?lrc:i:n. ' cuesrt
sin v-?- . 1 .?{ .i? ! :: \v.?r>, 1 tiu I
sw. it : i.thv. Hr-r elitv!:-. woro
i?s ?:. o! r ?.* ;>lo,
nn I . ;.: .! i\m I
hL - .. : ! !
In ;? ! : ?11 ' . t : i ?. u* ,
1>. - iu ;? r.
" -..is I t t i-'.iv.V
oil M .. .i . : I-!. !.' I iliin'i
be! i- v . :. : !.? . i ' Iu v.
o\cr _ i . " L. it . ii.
. 1 : ..f :uv < vt ::*
or a> * : 1 . t ?' ; t i r 1
wo :! ? t :^i - .: it 1 .-j> :n ?
' cry '-< >: I ;1? ?:.> -..ft >ii lie :?; i t a
tree. At .. ' m- t to ! ?. .. :
and < i i::i : . n :i- i >
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monff . f ;.t . : ft
Itiort !< . > ?:> . i . \ . . i-l
as he v . ' ii i > m .,
ch' ekill !?!.. . . a
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T1SC ! 1 ' - : t < .1
caino | ?r u.v i t . : . i
the t 'ii ! . >
'I ci* C'j *j. A .. va? ??, ?!? i ou Utu ucr
mouth, and astonishment wa> engraved
on every liuo of her countenance. She !
was so overcome with joy that she just
sat down and cried. f sat down, too. i
' :
uml that wus the first time I over
kissed her. Youug man, that kiss is
a sacred memory with me. I have j
experienced a good many sensations
in my time, lmt the sensation of kissing
a handsome, bus mukuithwestMis*
souri girl right pquurc on tin. sort,
sweet lips, while the tears from her
heavenly eves are running down and
mailing pearly drops on yutir imuung j
mustache, is something better than ail .
of tliom put together. And wheu, '
liko Molvina, she put3 her brown, bare
arms around your ucck and kisses
baok?words are superfluous
"Fiually the glorious rouri.11 came j
around and I got ready for tho circus. 1
I might explain here that I had
brought a suit of store clot ins and a
pair of shoes irom the East with me,
hut I had never worn tin clothes ou i
tin 1 t i.i and seldom w re the : hoes, j
Everybody down in that see! on went '
barefooted, boys and men, and T did {
as the Uoinans did. This Fourth of .
duly morning I pnt on a 'oiled shirt,' I
my '.-tori' clothes,' ray shoes and rocks,
atnl I brushed and cleaned myself until
f was positively uncomfortable.
After breakfast, followedliv the goo Innturcd
but cutting 'joshing' of :ny j
relatives. 1 started down the road to [
meet Molvina. T had arranged with !
her to walk to town, liguriug on the !
walk hack in the moonlight, when we
could 'hold hands' as we strolled along
the roa h My uncle wante I u -i to ;o
in the wagon with him and his family, |
bul I was too wise.
"li was two miles to the l>rak?
cabin, and four miles to town. I was j
to meet Molvina at the turn in tie (
road just below her father's house, j
The sun w as about two hours high and j
east loni* sua.Tons on tin- ground as T j
trudged ulon to the trystiiifj place. j
"I remember I took nut my knife j
unit cut a stout stick from a hrdsro j
nlom* ttic roadside m anticipation of ,
a possible brush with the liou. Tiio .
air was heavy with the sweet smell <?} J
orei.ar I--, rineniu ? "ra.i; ami icwmown
hay, nn<l T was the happiest i
! youth in Missouri. T ma le ui> my
' tniml T wu viii',' to sj?en I every cmt .
I Jiossesse t oil MrlviHS.
*t Iv I came to where dm was. j
I Shi- had on a dre-s tlia' couldn't have ;
i cost, more ttian a quart* r, but she !
i looked like a quern in it, although, 1 j
; niur.t confess, it lit her like it was cut j
: nrinuu.-u uu laivtuiv on Uei* ori'.wn i
j curia nil I her fare look > 1 like a rip-?
pench to n bunvry man.
"I ha 1 ec.lcuI it<>d <?n :r.a\*i:i; a Irt.
I with \T* !v;n . with inv store e
j and I did. T naralyze I tier, ^he 'nst ,
i stoo l an i looked at nm while \\ ivo j
alter wave of hot blushes ehas>d up
lu r white neck and eon"related in !; r
taco. ! stool simper in . like, a > '
idiot. She bewail to erv an i w?oi
tell mo what was t ho nmlii-r *? 11 * * : .
aot'i 1. \i iso pi 'lie i'.rnormi youti . j
?1 i?l li t !ull)W til tit, lilxf ill! VV villi"!. >ht ;
whs iiron \ an.I nsi.nine to 1 ?# . 1
'.villi inc. !wen.i:?o of the si.'vii ;.?r o' ,
1 iiv rr.'t . lit. 1 jollio 1 hor .ihi'i : >! ' 1
J I
h : how uitv m 1 swroot >li ! ? v.
swurt1 *h" n i ?! t i>e : tio ho ?o ! ii
?-5:; . -.n 1 was ritiv ?> ? :vi f? i
v:\* ; . i her thill i ...
fitiii I\* t > ,'u with Kit* ii I'.! ! : . : >
iionv ?!i 1 Hit ;i hit. St. , I : i
i.'.ow what \v..s "hi1 Ilia!tor. Wa. I ...
her i.u.
'*( luiil mow a in th" sV. . '. ??f r. Civ
oil tin; f.\ i-i >s to wut ' tr ii Jilt van
ciiialn I hh'lx-i* mil wi lmli ! :
1
wi a r.taut ]>. oii.o rat a ?y t..v ,
way t > tin envtis. I hi 1 , 1st ii."i. 1
Oli! that M' V ..!l' 1 :ii Ss \ ' I tl a ' . *:.I
i .ii : r. \h; o-i *
Ii M : . ,... 1 I: I'i'i hurry V.' .
; i. : . ' -v.. i!.?11. .l
j irrb i ... elf. It thy r titiac at h I
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filViliotl. i t I .!!! . !- . . 11..'.
of ' tiilji It . VV I i le'-t I .1C 11 i ' 1 . i
a bit .linn.
'I'l-f.--..; r .1 ! Oil 1)I'1 >1 n ot
|)0: .- hi ;:ir lto |y, 'i lit! ; : i of fnO
iti '?() .1 * ill' !! ' I ifl Clolil ' .
>: !>!. 1 : 1 , i . f t >
the JVsrlh o ii tii\ v. u r i . y
i. ' ii .iV . i ii in : i 1
i . -lit p-iiiii i mi 1 v.-.i kI ! iv . . i
,.:i lid l - - , v, it mil lili'tii;: . I J.
Mvlviua hu tliorots- ily . lf
}
satisfied that 1 hadn't the heart to tell
her that the sweet simplicity of dress
she wore wheu she tirst met me was
more becoming by far than the big
cowhide boots and the muff. So X
made the best of it aud let it go.
*I am an old man now, but the
memory of the attention I created in
that little country towu that day is'
vivid in my mind. 'Che cireus wrtsnvt
in it. A number of times i was tempt -,
oil to ruu away, miles aiul miles, but)
Melvina was having such a good time
that I looked pleasant and stood it.
She never took her hands out of that
muff all day, only to oat aud drink,
aud several times sue asked mc to hold"
it for her while she fixe I up her hair
or tied her shoe or so'uethiug. One
time, while I was holding the muff, I
lost her for a few minutes in t he crowd,
and I cudur- >1 more agony until 1 j
foil!..I her n. 'kin thin 1 <li I wil- 11 f trot I
shot tii7'?u-;li the ie.r m t he w ai. We j
walked iiotu" in the mootiiiybt all
riyhi, but wo didn't 'iioi-i Iiuk.sv'
partly i-.-i?.u.v aa uev e.auds i
in tin.* nmtr nis i partly because L u.;'. |
so .1 i b'.a: i 'iii t at 1: -r th it I a>ui j. ;
*
lmv>* i. pt.1 : r. 1 i.r v mn i.' s > ,
hot for ii ' when T Rot h < y to i-'v |
uuele'i. witli their re n ir': ? about M j
vioa's ni :ft* that I started hotiK i ^ '
next day. ( dou'r kuov?- whatever in- i
caiue of Mblvitia Drake, out I do kno w j
that I suffered one day, for her sake, :
the keenest martyrdom."?St. .Louis
Republic.
PU.'Lli.AR 5Ci:.SCt.
Pictures are telegraphed.
Porous glass yams tavor.
Rledric power for mining i* about
to he introduced into Western Austral
in.
Experiments ar?- being luado with a
iew of lighting Wesiminster Abbey,
London, by elecfcrioitv.
Electrolytic ??xp t.Meats gi> t>
allow that glass is porous to moUeabv
below a cor aiu .. %i rt.t nrul volume.
A eurious pr<iiM?t for a deaf ner-eii
lias been in.ru ioce i vitn.. .-y ?a
fan deftly conceal inr* a t;ny trumpet
in lis stick.
Under ecriam eouiliiior.- wool
almost indestructible. This in tiu?
caso when it is kept protected :v>r.i
the weather and perfectly dry, or
when it is constantly under water,
j It is said that if two lun:i:? forks ol
! the FOuuti'iD" And tic .P.S.-i'i
silent, in a few seconds the silent one
will he giving out a distinctly audible
uoi".
A .. : a .v-'s!?. nsion *?f i'fto i years
il.i *. oor i. . < rva ry ou- the
n iu t? _> 'la?/ Mountain ,
a.iTf witcl.es hi;! i .r rmbballi
on M:"- ?>iv : -. Lt, .a ? b re-established.
Tin; mo- | wen':;! mp. now i:i
use mngniih 2000 diuinc* era. As tho
mo . ' !s *J lo.dno mile.. from the earth,
it is thus, ail ::.t. s and purJ
ws - '.?ri>e. ;.ii { . !2" mi his of
our w\ no.
M in re the ! y.: -r. of ti.-n ocean is
ba 1 un oc<- til .- ill! f'lent 1 v
o Hid; -
t-'"
I t t !" i - .! ' .!i
?> 17 >v. r.
couute ' in : 1: :i. >ro tIf*tell ? ,
I
tnia tii. III! ; ?! < ?. ?a irre 1 in*
side o: . i* ' . n'-r tin.i I
twenty n.:*i
l'ir - * -I!l .>Ua.i sir>
in t'.f? Jir. '.: ""
??r 'i ?:.?> <?:'
Tr, H *h iva> ( ' atlj
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FARM ANOHOUSEHOLD
SHKEP BRBRDIN'O.
Tn sheep breeding there is Lnt ouo j
wuy of keepiug the ideal sheep, and j
that is by trying to improve it. Liko j
all other stock oa tko farm sheep are
either improving or deteriorating, according
to the management giveD. By
using a thoroughbred ram and mating
to carefully selected ewes a gradual
improvement can bo made, while if
no particular earo is taken in the selection
of the breeding animals tliero 1
will be a gradual running down. WiU^fl
good management a ram can
of the ewm usually kept oa
that the expense is comparatively
mall. Of course tho improvement
will be greater at tlio start than later
on. That is, a good ram will add
more to the improvement of sheep
that shear four or live pounds of wool
than to those that shear eight or
more. j
Tho plan in ai'i eases is to
brood tbo boat rain t.) tin? best owes.
Better have a . number of sheep
ami have 'hem of a quality that with
good fecit ami care will return a fair
proiit limn a Inrgor number kept without
profit. Tho best anil most economical
way of improving is by selection
aud breeding, especially with
sheep. anil the sheep as well as other
otoek should be kept improving.?
Xobraska Farmer.
;".VAP0V.\T:M. CORN* FOR MAU7IKT.
Tho evaporator wo uso is of our j
own construction, after or.r own J
plans, for tlu-ro is no patent, dryer on i
the market.the.t gives satisfaction iu i
corn. It :s buiit of brick with a I
wooden framework on top eontaiu'ng ;
tin wire trays on which wo place tho '
corn. It is divided by a centre wall i
into two apartments, a furnace heater j
in each. No. 1, a green dryer, inns
at 200 degrees. No. 2, finishing
<- r>
dryer, rim al about 1~>) to I7.> do- I
' green. Tbo wire travs are -\d Toot, ;
and wo have sixty-throe in number, '
and with this dryer we can run out i
1"0 pounds o. cured c??rn a day. The ;
Irav will hold about two nnd a hall 1
gnllous of corn < ioi\ audi we begin till- |
injr tho lower raws tir.-t, tliou the sec- j
ond, etc., until full. The corn is tin- j
, iblied in dryer No. -, and we are put- j
ting in green ecru and taking cut
cured corn most of the time.
The ears after husking are steam
cooked in uu air-tight steam cooker,
but do not touch the water. After boirng'KnlV-eV
VhGW^imitu0c
will cut u tray eacli of two and a half
gallons in from Ihne to three and a
half minutes. The knives are throe
circular blade.:, cutting the grain*
into three pieces, l-'our strokes usually
chau an car. An awl made for the
purpose is placed in the end of tbo
cob audi after the corn is oil' the cob is
dropped on the outside of fh i building
through a V-shaped aperture. When
working at full capacity two men have
| all they can do to handle the dryers
and cool.fr. as th<- corn requires oontiuuul
stirring and sui'tmg 11 keep it
from souring and scorch ng. On a
: damp, ra.nv >Iay it requires very close
! attention. Tin- lient is all produce !
1 with wood an I ea h of the three tires
corr-urnes j.- n.'ich wood m. one
1 needs on : .In*
room coir.i'or able. ('>: a ve.'jnina
from four f > ight hours for curing,
o-vicg to heat use 1. ? to.
Alter it is cured wo rim all {he oora
through a windmill to take out silks
huu cob dust. \s fast us cured we put
it into now two-bushel sucks, holding
10 pounds. We market in the same
seeks. We sell mostly to jobber.-. On
account of tin hard times prices will
rule!'.> % . r this .- -aon than . ist. Tins
: .co sivt( about (' ' c oonu !,
c -rii i usiijt."
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i : < , : .t tl bil l".
<*??!!
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r . v ! ; ; . . : t) >11
i
. r.vc t1:< ' <>> i!". if.l .<?r < . | ,
' . : v
. .. . v :: juc:?.-r o. h wh.iv t< r
*' - I
mitting at the snmo timo a sufficient
circulation of nir.
Ouo of tlio great secret? of saceessful
rose cnlture is plenty of water.
You can scarcely give them too much.
Turn the hose ou them ami let tiicm
have a good shower every day.
It is bettor to plant in the open
ground through the summer &ud transfer
to a pot of rich earth in winter
than to try to keep plants in pots
through the hot weather. The vigorous
growth of root in summer will
plaut from blooming very |
the check which the root
^^P^Prccivo in transplanting to a pot
^nVzuako it bloom freely at tho timo i
when blossoms are worth the most.
But in proportion as the roots arc
cramped they must be supplied with. '
richer soil.
Farmers who grow turnip.-, beets, j
carrots and other roots g< nerallv \v<ut
until the whole crop is harvested before
beginning to market \t. tn tics
way they lose, for the price i; thea always
lowest. There is a hotter mar*
ket "or these roots early in it.i season,
aud tho roots aro then much sweeter
? 1 i .. 1 .1 1 Af . _
IIIJU iviUK'rur ??u*i\ V^I uuuiou
there will bo aoaio loss of growth in
the portion marketed oiulv, but if the
roots nro thinned as gathered, and
only the thinning* sold, there will be
a tnr.or growth of what is left.
!
ncr i pes.
T5 iked Quinces ? Pare and core rioo
<;>\ine?s, put them 111 a baking pan. till '
too men iroin which cores wero taken
wi.h -;:gir ; pour a teaeuufnl of boil
inn \a!-r in the bottom of the pan
at: ' ! a': ? uuiil soft.
Va.*h S' ?' ?* .cake?Mak a crust w'tli
,i:i !?ero - v.rtcnin ; than for bi.s0
ha . in one piece. Split and
hultirwheu baked and place insisliod
and sweeteno i pouches between arid .
ou foj. Servo with cream.
Vienna Cheesecake?One cup currants
washed nnd dried, two cvg.;s well
1 ut< u, f.i.ir tablospoonfuls sugar, loss
than iia'f a teaspoonTnl of clover und
ti: i-i'.iin i 1. 44'inniie.il i>eriishiri'!i A
<Mt|> <".r CollH"'? eilOOSO suit I oU'< ?>I mtri.
Fake in a s.pmre tin lined with oru-l. 1
(*.-*?I? sli Omelette?Iiii.it cpre*
i
very li;.;ht, m 1<I a small cnj? ot Irt -heiu'il
eodlish, salt ivr.d popper, anil
cook in pan with pl-.nty of butler, j
Fold and place in hot ovi a live ratmUes.
Serve with or without cream sauce.
Recovering From a Broken Neck.
i
There is 11 remarkable case of a hro- j
Jcou neck hour.; successfully set an.I '
- . f
coveriup: at the Post (Iruluato Hos- '
pital in Second awnn? i-.n I Two ti th
street, rho c:>< < thr.i o1' Miss \i * . '
JleCuilv, of \V<- Fi.'iv- ;t:i .:r. '
SLe is the <-( ve:tie; n-vcar-.>I i It* r .
of .John Y. Met'ally, a. piano 1? nh.etiiii
r in this ci!y. Mi-- Mol'ully iivr
with her aunt, Mrs. Am .i Smith, and
at ton.is a priv.it school. 'btri'.y the. !
vacation M :ss MeCnlly vi-uted an* thor
aunt, Mrs. Harris, of J"rs vC.ty. and
win! this house ton < I ay s ayo ;n
accident by which Miss Mclui'lv's
neck was broki t occurred. SI . was '
swiu^incf in a hammock with ti > ,*..
children of Mrs Harris. when in tl. ii '
frolic tho hammock was overte a !.
It wns swuu^ on tie- vcr.ir.da, uad :?!
ihonrrh t was only two fe -t ,'r :*. :;*.
tloor where Mi-.; Metallic fel . *:;?
contact on th" ! ! l! >.?rin* 1. neck.
Sh" iiad fallen on t!. bar.; ...
her head.
Medical sis-i-daiieo '.vn% ?' ! >' , hm '
after a carohil exaininutioii tir-- d e;
shid tli >t th i. 'i'k was 1 ?r??Vwo:i .* the
tilth verlol.ru, stuiI h" ;>ro;;n::uc.'d iho
case almost Uojitlcss.
Anxious to resort to every <>y.? u
put to siv" his tlau't'.tt rV. life. Mr.
MeCuIly .Iff:.!. .1 to send 1: r t . ihe ;
I'list (iriidui'.tI! t! :n < t-.,
Slii'l tll<? f{i:d te;s ,!! i'l iU
: i a
i? w is i<11:iii;:-" v> ! js;
iiio-rvuis to oi-tniu i it
her : rriv 1 til r i.e W:? i '
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ii" (lie iftor :iii I I-* r.i i II' r <>'.'< r}ct
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l> I :i ! *.'. i w t i f ; .1 Ii[
In-p ft?iii|?i It) ' ocovi-ry, ii!'. .<> : i ?11? \
think thn will nlw iy? lmvo i still nock. ,
- New York 'l'i liuit.e. j
GOLDENHOD.
Tho spirit of tho golden autumn Md*
Is in thee, happy dancing goldenrodf
When first I .see thy yellow bloom beside
The hot-white (fusty road, or sea thee hide
I'hy plumy (lowers where hawthorns Lend
and nod,
I set in to feel the g'.nd Autumnal air,
To the ha.:o o'erhnug ?h? distant hills.
To hear the eriekel from its 1 >?ry lair.
T? .a t the purpl" grimo iuid ripened pear,
And u a- at gladness all my spirit tills.
Herald o! a sorgnou-i do ivory hoV,
The aster and the .lamin.: cardinal (lower,
or .il the autumn Wh -sorus thou somneat
To call me irons tho vanity and boast ?
Of men, to s. ; -glorious milslng hour
Where reddening soling is overhead,
Vnl iragrauf winds sinif of a bountcou?
(h>',
Wis* re t.rown i Ives rusll * to tho rabbit's
trend;
O. s vaying autumn it*oyer, well is it ssiid,
A na'iv 'ilili,..* i s ? i i yell*-'" . *lden*-o*l!
? Kurt Huhle.
FIN OF THH DAY.
The "i !y ?i t !,i'i 1' ic 's si Iiluso
hibeic.i. - L'fle!..
Wile? "John, why ?I.?n'i \o.i .? to
nloejiV" [ins! ui'1 ?"I* u nfr.iiil it
luivlit uul.eup the o.iby." ? Tiife.
ft is tiiu "ill" rhymes
with "pill," iiU'.i i lore tloin ft eoiuoitletseo
that both rhyme with "bill."?
L'uek.
It h:is jus', oecurr.- i to in to i>ugyyesl
that perhaps llo'uies is the wretch
who struck It i 11 v I'littcrsou.?West
Union t hi/..'tt?.
"Di I Sharp recover thai silk unaorelin
lie !os. he-t wi !? ?" "tie reI'OVi
It'll our lil.it h.* !l.l il.'t lost." ?
Detroit I'ree Prr-v.
Wis. 10:11 is 11 "<> ? ' thin *, hut tin
less of it you r>ul in your love
letters tin- hotter th" ;;-*N v.ill iike it.
? Floriilu Titncs-Uui mi.
i*'"" c.i^e ueiin ia in h.is ; > ?<vl
'tis suit up.ui wo-n-in iiin !,
S!e* > Mills i > iiti V'> vielit" 1 :il ' is?,
\tiil tiiu- si-." ' ! > isner w Slii 1.
jv. cA
school hoy, uske I to oeline the
wor i sou, whisjiere 1 nil'. "It menus
wiii ti e feller lionh wun! tor cry, en'
.1 ii.ir-; - out it-elf."?Fi it-bur.t Ihillo1111.
"The err...us thite* uhoiil my husi
tn?ss,%% s.witi the iao>qiuto, ftlifjhiiUQf
softly upon tin; nose of tin* tdecpiug
victim, "i- tint it's more tu.i to sjo to
vrork than it is to stay to 1mm."
A Wichita man drowned himself boeause
his wife scolded hiui. It rmty bo
necessary for the new wouviu to reprove
ho" husband, but sins should do
,li-?antlv ami kindly.?Kansas City
Journal.
Mamma ? "Hobble, did vou divi le
tin* orange in equal ]???rt-s be I wee u
vour :t!'. fri.-tit an i yourself?" liohbio?' Vts'sii;
1 gave him tliu out-ndo
aiul I took ai! the --Cnieuio
I titer-Ocean.
"What iio yu i ii: ai. of iirit1.'" said
Mr. I'a idol'.s to hi; wife as tin- two
looked at a:, 'Igvptiau .nuiuuii. "I
til ilia till! gentle: i tn !:lU>t ll iVii baeu
pressed for time," replied Mrs. Tndde!k?.
? Judge.
That was a bri<;:s. ;iri .a the .r . t
ear t he other day v. ho Mild in hereo-upanion,
who was making the u.-u.il female
search for her purse, "fj<d us
divide this, I.t _.-! ; yo;i fumble and
I ? 11 . _ ? ? > .
! U j>11V". ?.VI:.''MCll M< iiJi'W.
" ii i ii, riMsj-M '.o ! t!i" i>i-11.. us
ii?' s?:v/ ..?. lor " iuuiu<* electric
v.iri's throM-yt. i;n hi'iierto pi?tMri.xjUi>
slrcci, "Kinies ii-ivc cii<ucyi:il
since Ko.->ciuskc'.*> <hiy. '!'??? pole*
have every lLin?? tu -i>- mvn way uo*v."
? Ho.iton Transcript.
A Prccaoious !U-sc.
A s. v-' r.. oi r.' h i- ' :i introliiiecii
i'V f\irii r> . r-. 'Sh.-v
I eU?r i J' y mi i i -that
> t v.. - ir 1 tlu'iV-M :i
1M;.- ' : r> i tin- m!i.-;*;i
ov till i-tl" . - .-Hi . per >
i*i' ' t'l'-y It -r
.jr.l. ;.< ' thr??;i < vrann.-r,
n i.
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> ?r." . - i?.7
a:. .. Ill . plant',
i .?: .1 ao llmv; >
. ?II . nr iluPblo,
hi' 1 i . 11 in' j> i , air' prci
! \ <r < of I'tilm'
: / v-i li.vail u m Floweri
ucis i", tin* . year, and
Tim V
in i . r- V
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