The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, July 05, 1911, Image 6
PROMOTION 1 OK I > I 1 ? >T \t.INI
Mr. J. I*. Ta>lor tioct to ( olumbia
tin.I Mr. V.. IU.it? \ < omc II. it .
The Atlantic Coast Line freight
agent a! Sumter. Mr. J. I*. Tax lor.
haa been promoted to the position as
agent at Columbia. 8. C. Mr. Taylor
haa been In Sumter about one year
and hau mad** a great many friends
here during his atay. who will be
aorry to see him leave, but who are
glad of hia promotion to a higher
and better poaltlon. Mr. Taylor, in
speaking of hia atay In Sumter, said
that he had been here about a year
and that he had found this a very
pleasant place to llv > and that he waj
sorry to leave, but that he could riot,
let the promotion pans by when he
had the chance to accept it.
Mr F. lionev of Florence will be
sent here either tomorrow or next day
to take up the work here and as soon
as he arrives Mr Taylor will leave for
Columbia.
How to tirou Corn.
Piropolle. June J 4.?Complying
with your request tq send you an ar?
ticle for the Farmers' Fnion De?
partment'' of your paper. I don't
know of anything of more importance
than "The Cultivation of Corn."
I fear sometimes that ton many
forget the moat important item in
corn culture, believing that if they
use plenty of fertilizer, they will
asake corn anyway. This, in part, is
true, but if 1 could Impress It on the
minds of the small farmers of South
Carolina, that it Ij poesible to make
all the corn they need, and to spare,
without any fertilizer at all. I would
feel that I had been of untold bene?
fit to the small farmers of the State.
I have heard ao many amall farmers
say they were not able to follow the
-Williamson Plan." as they could
not get the fertilizer. Thla Is true,
and it la not the amount of corn you
make per acre, but "What did it cost
per but'.eh"
Whl'e a great many believe in a
liberal smount of fertilizer for all
crops, 1 take the position that you
can Improve lend Just sj fast and
with a great deal more profit, to use
your fertiliser on cotton, make a bale
per acre, follow this with corn the
nsrst year and make 30 or 40 bushels
pgr sere without any fertiliser at alb
In 1909 I moved Into a rural aectlon
of Berkely county, ten miles from a
railroad, snd took the position that It
would not pay to haul fertilizer that
diets nee. and the corn back, as a
money crop. In fsct, the man who
plants corn aa a money crop is as fool?
ish to his own Interest, aa the man
who has his corn crib out west. Make
all the corn you need for the farm,
and all the cotton you can. Is my ad?
vice to South Carolina farmers. As
1 said. I did not want to raise corn
as a money crop, so l planted 100
seres In corn, and with i* plows made
enotu h to :? -d nulsS Mal >v-?r.
not uaing r.ny fertilizer at all.
8o last year I decreased my corn
crop to 80 acres and increased the
cotton from 160 to 19r?. did not use
any fertilizer and made 2,?'00 bushels
This \-ar I am working the same
number of acres and the crop now
promises to make from 30 to 40
bushel* per acre. Now I give the
farts as proof of the possibility of
making corn wlthou*. any ggponJS .
c?pt the pup* hand, and claim, not
ae a boast, that with the proper cul?
tivation, you can make more corn
than with l.ono pounds of tertili/er
per acre.
In >?rb'f. I will Klve my mode of
cultivation, hoping it will be of bone
fit to those who want to make a!l the
corn they need, at a cost of lj or 'Jo
cents a bushel.
If praetl.al. break land in fall
with two-horse plow, but this Is not
essential to a good crop. Run <>tf
rows five feet, and bed .,ut with six
furrow* to the row with 7 inch turn
plow, aa deep aa you can. Plant In
water furrow, not le<s than \2 or In
Inches. About the :?0th Si Man h. if
ground >??? drv, la the best time to
plsnt. It is better to make one or
two Rood t-ars to the stalk, than to
put to<? mueh ? orn eg the I tr ?1. and
have barren ?OaUM Yon must have
air and MUMk
While the corn I* little, run a fur?
row in top of the bed with a ^hovel
plow. In a week or ten d iys throw
two furrow.* on this whh a turn
plow, from tli.rn. In a w . i k
run two more furrows and now ?In
soli from the bar of the plow, will
dirt the som. About the llth of
May. side both *id. - w ith a II or 1
inch ?we. p. i? t stund i" days rod en*
ply fertilizer In side furrow, If you
are using any, and throw to furrow
with a turn plow. In ( w. k plow
and the middle in two neu, furro
with turn plow, never plow ever}
other row. In SUM weel d
sides s? ith i 21* Inch *-\ ? p, at:-1
one week HI -r?-. plow out the mlddl 'S
two furrow j and your ? i Is,
Have u <ed this pi - n i o years d
have never made a failure ???? bou Id
a grain of . ..rn.
Respectfully,
ft. It HUDSON.
IU >\ III KT AT POC \IJiA.
Hath lag Pool for children Separated
iiotu Hint or OMor Folks.
Wednesday afternoon Archie Hall,
the um. year-old ton ol Mr. \V. T.
Hall, had his hand badly bruised at
I'.M.illa. It seems tluit he was run?
ning his hand along between the
eobl? and blot k while the shoot-the
shut.- boat was bring drawn up and
Whoa the cable tightened it caught
his knuckles, maslr.fig them between
the cable and the wooden block. No
SSrtoUS Injury was don.- to his hand.
Mr. Back, the proprietor of Pocal
la Springs, has decided br dam oft'
.1 small section of the bathing pool
for the smaller children who go In
swimming at Pocalla so as to le ? t,
the danger to them when in the
water.
Mr. C, M. Joys has sold out his in
>t in the "Joy waKon," which has
booa carrying numbers of people out
' Pooalla to Messrs. W. J. Culler and
11. M. Webster, who will have charge
of it hereafter. Mr. Joye will leave
Sumter the first of July for Kock Hill
Which place he will make his home
MANY MKASIRKS SHORT IK
W Kit HIT.
Statement to This Effect Made by
Federal Bureau of Statistics..
Columbia, June ?Because con?
ditions here are probably typical of
those prevailing all over the State, a
I irtllng report made by experts from
the Federal bureau of standards, fol?
lowing a secret Investigation here in
April, has state-wide Interest as
Showing how general Weights and
measures In use are short and how
effectively, If Innocently. consumer*
are defrauded.
OBS butter print out of 41 tested,
was found within three per cent of
bOtag full weight. Conditions gen?
erally are condemned as "very bad."
Only half the forty scales tested were
correct within three per cent. Ten
pat cent of all the scales tested wore
short weighting consumers by more
than twelve per cent. Spring deal
scales were especially off. Scale
weights ran 87 per cent, correct
within three per cent. Peas, beans
and such commodities were generally
sold by liquid measure, the consum?
er thus being defrauded at the start
to the extent of fourteen per cent.
Putter prints averaged about one
ounce in the pound short. Out of
twenty-nine packages of rice and
sugar sixty nine per cent were short
weight. City Council vvill take ?'.ups
to remedy matters at once, probably
by adopting strict ordinam >0J and em?
ploying capable inspectors.
BUGGY FACTORY FOR SVMTFK.
Chsssahsff of OeensMvoe so Give jsj.
54M> to <;ot Factory at This Place
The buggy factory which has been
talked about for some time is a sure
thing for Sumter, if the people) of
the city ami the Chamber of Com*
merea go ahead and do what they
l its guaranteed to do. Meiere,
g, K. and W. K. Rowland were in
the city Monday and an agreement
Sms made at that time.
There are several suitable sites of
fcred for the buggy factory wha h
aaa be secured for the 92,100 of?
fered by the Chamber of Comm.-r. .
<ind options have been set tired eg
them. Today the Messrs Kowlaao
are lti Columbia, but they will return
to this city tonight The choke of
-ites will ho made Just as soon as the
funds offered by the Chamber of
Commerce are collected and ready to
be paid down for the site.
The Chamber of Commerce has
gone after the buggy factory in the
right way and has SUOCeeded In get?
ting it here, and it is probable that
the factory will prove a great be no -
tit to Sumter and a factor in bring?
ing la money to the city.
The factory is to give employment
t ? about forty men at the start and
it is estimated that it will turn n .t
"Uj. w here m ar $100,000 worth of
woods annually. Messrs W. W. and
S. K. Rowland are in the business of
manufacturing buggies and oarrlagei
already and it is probable that they
will meet with much BUCCeSi III
Sumter.
Tin Chamber of Commerce llrvl
took up tin- matter with the Row?
lands on the fifth of June when it
wa.-t suggested that $.",000 be given
them to purchase a site. Latei H
was deemed best to limit the amount
to ||,I00, as it was though! that a
?lultabls sits could be purchased for
that amount.
\ ?: I \i slh I ? M K,
Boston, June 17,?The varloui cru
?j.oh-s against salary loan sharks her?!
have brought to light tome astonish?
ing Instances of usury. Some of
Iheas appeared unbelievable,
One of the moel striking casei Is
1111t of ,i man who for more than 20
rears b.i< been vainly trying to repay
$i *.. He has already p ild b tek 12,169
end Btlll owe- ihe original 115,
Another man borrowed $400 live
j ? n ago, i le hni paid * 1,000 and
"til. OWeS *?.',U.
(.Kl AT ? OKI TRAUE Kl (OKI)
United State*' romawerce a\ ? 111 Other
Xutlons During Pasl h Months
Exceeds \n> Previous %Ynr*s.
Waihlngton( June 84.- A new rec?
ord In the foreign commerce of the
United Btatea ?urpaaalng that of any
year In business history, was made
during the 11 months of the Itscal
year ending With May. During this
period the Imports and exports of the
United States as compiled by the bu?
reau ol statistics ami announced to?
day amounted to $8,812,383,506,
which exceeds the record year of 1908
by aino.st $:;.ooo.ooo.
The balance Of trade In favor of
American business men from their
foreign customers amounts to .$."?01,
?25,608 for the 11 months. It is doubt?
ful if the balance of trad.' at the
end of the fiscal year will equal that
of the previous record made in 1908
whleh was $661,431,564.
The imports for May were $!:!<>.
S24.1M1 and the exports $153,160,696.
The imports for the 11 months were
$1,406,429,002 and the exports $1,906*.
914,604.
COST OF HOTEL LOT.
The cost of the Harby lot on Lib?
erty street which was Monday se?
lected as the site for the proposed ho?
tel was $14 0 per front foot, or $14,
500, in all, as there are 104 feet
facing on Liberty street.
The hotel lot will extend back a
distance of 107 feet with a perpetual
alleyway from Sumter street to the
rear of it.
The lots from which the hotel site
eras to be selected were: the old
.1 ickson hotel lot, owned by the Mc
Callum Realty Company; the Jack?
son lot at the corner of Main and
Bartlette streets, owned by Mr. A.
L. Jackson. the lot facing Main
street south of the nostofllcoi the old
Episcopal church lot on the corner
of Main and Bartlette streets, owned
by Mesrs Wilson and Shore and the
lot selected, Bach of the lots re?
ceived some of the votes cast, but
the Harby lot received more than a
majority on the first ballot, and was
accordingly declared selected.
The stockholders elected the board
of directors at the meeting Mor.day
and the board of directors will hold
a meeting sometime shortly at which
they will elect the otficers of the com?
pany, The officers were not elected
at the meeting Monday because of
the fact that all of them were not
present.
In The Police Court.
There were several cases heard in
the Police Court Wednesday morning
by the Recorder.
J. W. Orlllln, white, was tried for
cheating and defrauding. He piead
not guilty, but was found guilty and
sentenced to pay a tine of*t50 or to
serve 10 days.
Willie Willi uns was charged with
disorderly conduct, cursing and noii
upport of wile. The case was dis?
miss, d.
Henry Murray was tried] for va?
grancy and given a sentenc* of $110
or 80 days.
The folowlng easel were tried in
he police court Thursday:
J. M. Dove, violation of the hack
and Vehicle ordinance, $2 or 4 days.
Have James, driving wagon on side?
walk. $3 or io daya
Julius Edwards, Jr.. public drunk*
mness, 110 or 20 daya
'I'lier.- was only one case tried in
the city polte? court Friday.
West Collins was tried for dlschag
Ing firearms and carrying concealed
weapons, Me plead guilty and was
glvetn $10 or 2'? days on the tirst
count and $20 or .'10 days on the sec?
ond count.
THE CLEMSON AO RICLTiTUR AL
COLLEGE.
Enrollment Over TOO?Value of
Property Over a Million und a
Quarter?Nlnct) Teachers and Of?
ficers,
Seven full four years courses, In
Am i- ait uro, Engineering, etc.
Cost per session >f nine months,
including all fees, board, heat, light,
laund y. ami necessary uniforms?
$121.87.
Students who are financially able
pay $40.00 tuition additional.
Scholarships and Entrance Examina?
lions,
The college maintains 124 Agricul?
tural scholarships, and 43 Textile
srholarshlf'S, worth each 6100.00 ami
i rec I nil io i.
(Students wh i have attended Clem
son College or i\ny other College or
University, are not eligible f??r the
scholashlps unleti there ore no
other eligible applicants.)
tictlolar*lll|M and entrance cxaminu
tlons will be held at the Count}
Heals Jill) I Ith, 1? \. M.
\c\i Session Opens Sept. is, mit.
Write at one,, to \v. m. Rlggs,
I 'resident I 'lemson ' !oll< ge, B. <'..
for catalogue, scholarship blanks, etc,
If you delay, you mac be crowded
OUt 6-8- Haw ? 7-1 3
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FILIBUSTER COMES TO i:\T>. I
Regulars and Insurgents of Tennessee
Legislature Make l i> .\fler Scv
entj hays m Odds.
Nashville. Tenn., June 22.?Follow?
ing a conference here today In the
tight between the regular Democrats
of the Tennessee legislature on one
side and the independnt Democrats
and Republican! on the other, it w;.s
formally i nnounced that the filibus?
ter Which stait<-d 7<? days ago would
be broken and that those fusion mem
b< rs who w ent to Alabama in order
to hold Up all legislation would be
buck in their seats tomorrow.
MAKE ACTOS 1\\Y LICENSE.
Washington, June -".?Estimating
that one out of five of the 500,0(10
automobiles In use in the country is
employed in inter-State travel, Sena?
tor Simmons, of North Carolina, to
day expressed the opinion in a speech
In the Senate that a million dollars
annually can be raised for the Im?
provement of wagon roads by im?
posing a license fe< of 110 jach on
such machines. He also prophesied
that the Improvement of the roads
would have the effect of greatly in?
creasing automobile 'ravelling and,
therefore, of enhancing the [und.
The proposition for an Inter-State
tax on automobiles is embraced In a
bill of which the North Carolina
Venator is the author, and which pro?
poses the appropriation "f $1,000,000
annually for the benefit of t \e roads
on which the rural mails are carried.
He contended for the equity of the
genera] scheme by tho use of the
roads by the Government and also
because of the benefit that would ac?
crue to the farmers of the country.
The argument was advanced that
the National Government was under
as great all obligation to aid the
farmers as to aid other classes and
manufacturers. The Western rail?
roads and the rivers and harbors
were mentioned as instances of the
benefit of Government.
"We have." the Senator said, ' the
finest railways in the world and the
poorest highways. The Government
has helped to build these roads and
develop this splendid system of long
distance transportation. Why should
it not build the equally important
system of short distance transporta?
tion?the country highways. over
which the products of the farm must
be hauled before they reach these
national highways?"
Mr. Blmmons said that of the
ir.0,000 miles of dirt road the country
was using 1,000,000 In carrying the
mails, and contended that it was un?
der obligation to the farmers to aid
in making them. The saving made
by a general Improvement of the
highways was placed at $10,000,000 to
$15,000,000. lb- estimated that the
proper Improvement of the wagon
roads would save the farmers $300,
000,000 to $400,000,000 in the cost of
transporting their crops.
Concluding, Mr. Simmons said
"Shall the Government, having
so auspiciously started upon the work
of reclaiming the great and honor?
able calling of agriculture from the
drudgery to which conditions had
condemned it. now halt and hesitate
to do the one thing needful to r< store
it to Its rightful positl6n of primacy
among the great Industries of the na?
tion? i hope not, 1 think not, and I
had almost said l knew it was not."
CEMETERY ASSOCIATION BUYS
LAND.
The Sumter Cemetery Association
has added an area of thirteen acres
to Its holdings for i emetery lots, it
having lust completed a deal whereby
that many acres were purchased for
cemetery uses at some future time.
The decision was reached at the
meeting of the association the i rst of
June to get what land they could for
addition to the present cemetery lot.
a committee was appointed to pur?
chase the land and the deal was
u ade this week and the land sur?
veyed. Ten acres of the land was
purchased from Rev. J. C. Watson,
a negro preacher, at a cost of $12.'?
i" r acre. The other three acres were
bought from Mr. A. J. Btubbl for
1400, All of the land Ii west of the
present cemetery lot. Part <>f it was
formerly used as a negro burying
ground, but lias not been used for
many years. Any graves which are
lo-ated on the lot will be moved to
the colored burying ground.
The land will be held by the as?
sociation until the coming gener^
ations will have need of it. A com?
mittee Is at work trying to And oul
the besl and cheapest method of *up
plylng the cemeterj with water, an<
it Is probable thai some arrange
rnentq will he mad.- to carry oul this
pi ? iject.
Mappie-I (tin in Lincoln.
A Lllcoln, Nob.. ujr| writes, "1 ha?
i.n ailing for some time with chron
lc constipation and stomach trouble
i began taking Chamberlain's Btonv
ttch and Liver Tablets and In thre<
days l was able to be up and got bei
ler i Igh a long, I am I he protidej
?ail in Lincoln to find sich a u<?? ??
medicine." For sah by all dealers.
Chamber of Commerce Xotes.
The following is taken for the Cam*
den, X. J., "Board of Trade Journ?
al." It s \v<?rth reading:
( lurry Qualities Win.
Isn't it easy to kick and find fault
with everybody and everything? 1'i'
lours.- it is. Some people think they
must kick to let others know they
ar?- alive. So they kick and knock,
if it isn't the streets it's the trolley
If smoke goes out the -tacks and mills
are working they kick; if the nulls
shut down tiny kick; it's either too
lud or too cold; too dusty or too
muddy, Can't suit them any way.
The c ity is infernally slow they say
and think kicking helps it. They
never smile for fear of getting the
loc kjaw. Did you meet anybody like
that ? < ?f course you have?the city is
full of them. They never boost; al?
ways knocking, like a tramp.
Mop (?rumbling,
and think of the harm you are do?
ing; remember it's your liver that is
out of order; tone it up and try and
say something good about Camden.
Where c an you find better water, a
better paved and protected city? We
have a healthy city. Boost it. No?
body dies here but of extreme old
age; undertakers are going out of
business and buying automobiles to
kill people. Boost Camden. Tell
strangers about how it's growing.
You might as well stand in a tub and
try to lift yourself as to stop it. Do
you help it grow by kicking? Of
course not. Stop it. Camden'., lively
newspapers, the Board of Trade, the
Commercial Club and Business Men's
Association, all help it grou by Boost?
ing.
Boost?lie A Booster.
Say everything that is good for
Camden and don't be a chronic fault
tinder. If your hair wants cutting,
don't use an oyster knife; it spoils
the hair and Is hard on the oyster
knife. Go to a bar'?er. Don't shake
an old egg, it isn't healthy; neither
Is it healthy to be grumpy. Look up?
on the bright side. Try and be the
happy man In town. Get the name
of being a booster. Don't be a kick?
er; it makes you sour on everybody.
Extend the glad hand and be good;
no to church, get others to go. When
election day comes, vote?don't for?
get this, it stops kicking if it goes
right. If you don't vote and it goes
wrong you will kick the harder.
You may meet some people who
are bad, awful bad; don't move on
that account; try and make them
letter. Don't keep shoving and kick
ink; extend the glad hand and help
them up. If you don't smoke don't
kick if somebody else does. Maybe
the cars don't run fast enough; then
walk. Walking is healthy; it helps
the shoemaker instead of the trol?
ley.
Don't Kick.
if the Declaration of Independence
don't suit write another and have
a c elebratlon every day, enjoy your?
self and hurrah, laugh, get char
people laughing?be as chipper as
a dog with fleas?they make him
lively.
1 >id you ever hear a New Yorker
kick his city J Never. No place on
earth like it to him. Do the Same
for Camden. Boost your city.
If a man smite you on the cheek
turn the other toward him and let
your left fist go first and boost him;
it may stop Iiis kicking.
If your head aches after a clam?
bake?blame the clam, not Camden.
Camden has lots of good people In
every branch <?f business, so buy In
Camden. We have the best banks
and trust companies, department
stores, furniture stores, gents' fur?
nishings, paper hangers, jewelry
stores, cigar makers; all live men;
their names are in our dally and
weekly papers; all helping to boost
Camden. What you cannot ftnd In
Camden isn't worth having.
All over our city rows of houses
are being huilt?praise the nun who
.??re improving Camden. Do some
Boosting to help them out.
If our Mayor don't suit you elect
>< urself and run the town your way
of thinking. Von will soon wake up
out of your dream.
Walk around a ad sa e how your
city has developed. M: ybe the trol?
leys don't run to Bull you. Don't
kick. Buy an automobile and see
how cheap it i>; it takes money to
run both.
I Your Board of Trade is doing
cood work for Camden; join it and
ln-ip to make it a power for good,
it's trying to boost the population
and the kicker don't help it any.
Now join the Boosters and help to
Boost, for a ype. k,-.i peach will soon
spoil a basket of them-*o al 1 one
kicker make others kick.
When you go traveling, register
from Camden. Don't be ashamed of
ii; let everybody know your city has
Liu place on the map. The Vi- t< r
talks to the world about Camdep.
I xnur share t<? I:,>>>^\ it.
? Tin te is bo much had in the host
of US.
And so much good in the worst
of us,
Thai i- hardly behooves any of n
To talk about the rest of us .
ii ?s easy enough to pleasant
When lif. Hows like a Bong:,
but
The man worth while la the one
Who will smile
\\'h< i) everything goea dead wrong.*'
<.K \IT IN Kl ^-1 \.
Honest Odessa Chief Asked to r.<
Transferred limn Kucti < on upiion.
The organisation of the Commis?
sariat Department in Kleff is very
powerful and ?t,n upt. Consequently
it has ventured dangerously far. The
officials n cently raised the bribe tax
to a level exceeding all the deductions
usual:.- made by Contracting firms and
upsetting their calculations. No oth
dr district has made such exorbitant
demands. All the officers who refuse
to "play the game" were called
"fools." and were entrapped when
possible and compromised, so that
their evidence, should it ever he used
against the organisation, might lose
its value. Captain 1>. was one of
the "fools," and a plan was matured
to compromise him. A contractor
was to eall upon him and offer him
a packet of hank notes for his "favor?
able attitude." Witnesses were to he
hidden away and tie trick was done.
But by the merest accident the cap?
tain got wind of the plot and made
ready to frustrate it. As soon as the
contra* tor came and asked, "May I
call on you today with refrence to an
important matter?" he received the
encouraging reply. "Certainly..' By
the time he arrived, however, the
captain had policemen and one mem?
ber ol the revising commission in
hiding, who suddenly revealed their
presence when the packet of bank
notes was again offered by the con?
tractor.
"Gratitude" is the official term for
a bribe in Russia. If you ask an of?
ficial, public or private, for a favor
or a right, adding "and 1 will be
grateful to you," the understanding
between you is complete. There was
an incorruptible "fool," like Captain
!>.. who was appointed chief of a de?
partment in Odessa. He was impul?
sive, passionate, but a good-hearted
man, Utd he said to his subordinates
on hi? arrival: "Come to me at any
hour of the day or night and you
shall find me, if you come on busi?
ness of the department. If I get
angry?I am liable to paroxysms of
anger?bear with me. Take no no?
tice. The fit w ill pass as it came leav?
ing no trace. Above all else, be frank.
Hide nothing. And please prime me.
If there be anything which you think
I ought to know, teach me. I am wil?
ling to learn.*
Next day the oldest official in the
department entered the room of the
new chief. He was greeted cordially:
"I am delighted. Sit down. What can
I do for you?"
"My colleagues have sent me. Your
wot ^s yesterday encouraged us to
be frank with you. There arc things
you ought to know and be familiar
with. And my comrades thought
that perhaps I could unf jld them to
you."
"Yes, 1 see. Well. 1 am rather
pressed for time just now. but what
is the subjects *'
"? 'Gratitude. You see. your Ex?
cellency, our methods of receiving
gratitude differ from?"
"Wh-a-t? How dare you an of?
ficial of the crown:*
"There are two kinds of gratitude,
the negative gratitude which we re?
ceive at stated periods not for doing
anything in particular, but for what
might be termed?"
"Go to Hades. Begone out of my
sight 1 will report wou ? You?you
The chiefs eyes were starting from
their sockets, his face was scarlet; he
trembled in every limb, and his lan?
guage was picturesque to a shocking
extent.
N xt morning the same official
sought i ut the new chief, sat down
beside him. and with a bland smile
l egan: "I am glad to see your Excel?
lency look so well this morning, I
have come to explain to you our ways
as to gratitude. There are two kinds
of gratitude: the specific for a par
tic?"
' I'll commit some crime if you
don't get out of my sight. Shut up
this minute or else?"
The subordinate retired with dignity.
Next day a different official took up
the threads where the first had left
them, and began to discourse upon
"gratitude" and what percentage of
it would belong to tlie chief. The
latter fumed and foamed at the
mouth, but the would-be mentor said
feelingly: "We are s-.rry for your
Excellency, but we hope the parox?
ysm i will soon abate. Our patience
never will. Of that you may be quite
sure. We are grat< ful to?"
"Don't make nie mad!" roared his
Excellency, -I repel vour gratitude
with loathing. Leave the room!"
Thi Upshot of it was tint the new
chief -Tiding life not worth living un
r the ir nm.-ta.mes, got transferred.
His subordinates' sense of "gratitude*"
I* still as dei elon< ?1 as ever.
No reasonable man can explain
bow the country ts on and holds to?
gether without the I'l l s< :i,, of Colonel
Henri Watt< rsou