The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, May 17, 1911, Image 5
bam ml .11 llic t'ostutlfcc tit Sumter, S.
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i'i;ii>o \ iL
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M S J. W. hink and chihln n. u|
.\or.\o d. \. CM and MIm Llllle
I.?nl r, are visaing Mrs. f.. C. Wal
lace. >
i?r. m. s. Meere, ot Chariest n,
and Mr>. Scriv.n Moore, of Wedge
field, wer.- In the eil > Wnln sday,
>!?>?? Pauline l>avK who has been
vmtlng Mrs. tleo. L.' Kicker, has re?
turned 10 her home in Charlotte. N
e
Mien Laura Olllesple ls visiting I"
I I -i ? ii' e and Kow land. N. t'.
)? l'r ink Kelly, Ks.' .. of |hsho|,
vllle, passed through the city Friday
morn ng on his wa> homo from Co?
lumbia where he has been attending
a meeting of the dispensary winding
up i oinnit.^slon.
Miss Mahel Kowman left on Friday
for Ashevllle. f N. ? C to Join her
parents at that pfuee.
Mrs. It. A. Krand. of Wilmington.
N. C. left for Ihtrllngt ?n on Friday,
after \lsiting relatives in this
city.
Mr. and Mrs. Ii. I. Manning went
to Hoykln Friday.
M. Alfred tlrier Is at home after
having*completed an electrical cours ?
In Sehen..? (ad> . N. Y.
Mr. Arthur ttreen\ of Wisoky,
spent Saturday in town.
Mr. J. Q K. Wild, r left Saturday
night for LHUs Kock. Ark to at?
tend tie convention of the Confed?
erate veterans at that place.
Mr. J. V. Wils .,,, of Columbia, was
In the city on business Monday.
Mr. and Mrs. John Koykin and
Miss, h M ittn .nid \I t i l'.oykln. of
Pahtell. were In town Monday.
Mr. II. 8. Cunningham, if Uishop
ville. was in the city Monday.
Mrs. M. P. Cordes left Saturday for
Charleston t.# visit her sister. Mrs.
Hugh Fr?ser.
Kev. W. II. l.arn%ell ,of Statehurg,
passed through the city on .Monday
on his way home.
Miss Maid. II-' ih.atwright of tie
College for Women in Columbia, was
In the city Monday,
Kev. 1). M. Mela ,,d left o:t M uiday
for Fayettsville, N. C.
Mr. Charles Oaillard. of Cal/ell.
was in fhe city M inlay.
Mr. and Mrs. W. Hogers Scar?
borough and children passed ?hrough
the city on Monday on thelt wa>
from Colurnbi i M I Mshopvllle.
Mrs. W. c. Kane, ans) child . en, of
Fort Motte, passed through the city
today on her way to visit relatives
in Summerton.
lira Ale\. Fioughton returned
home on Mondayy after having visit?
ed relatives In Columbia.
Mr. and Mrs. K. L Butts aro In
the city after their wedding trip.
lb W.bun, of Manning, spent
the day In the city on his return
from Hon m . , where he preached
Sunday.
Mr. J. C. Kaskln. of lllshop.ille.
passed through the city Monday
on his way to Oklahoma where
he will spend some time.
Mr. and Mrs. ('. II. Singleton left
on Monday for a frlp to Arkansas,
from which place they will go to
Texas to visit Mrs. Singleton's I,roth?
er, Mr. Walsh.
\i 44 Kmma Bruner of Florence,
i t Isgeaay in USS city with frb nds.
f?r. lairkln Jen tlnus, of Kish ?pvilb\
? P? ni Si.i.d.i v i th. city on I \ IsAt
to hsi to >? her.
Mr. J W. i?. ? s. .a* Wedgeleld. was
? n the city M-.nday.
Mr. W. i. mhii-i.'I < and duugll'ir,
Mis.* Virginl' <a mders. wer? 'n tb?
elty f..r gl bile Monday.
I?r Warren liurgess lias n turned
home from ifharb >ton where he his
been attending the incdicol college,
See the S. M. PterSOa Company be?
fore you purchase your binder twine.
5-ll-tt?W.
Ml MIM nil K IK II \F>I,
don.i sanfes imaj surgeon Bnccceds
Pr, Williams
Catumbln, May If,?I ?r. J. Adams
llaytie, a surgeon of the t'nlted Matt -
armv. mealed .?i Fort i?. a. Run sll,
Wyoming^ * aarlve South Carolinian
ami form, r resident of Greenville,
? irly this mornini- was elected Slate
health officer and secretary of tin
State board of health to succeed Dr.
C. Fr? d William*. He will Some to
Columbia in a ffl divs to assume his
r work, lb- has bean In the arm)
ff*r two years, having gggsi Special
sanitation work In the Pan,mi i < anal
gSSJMi
The po.s'tion ,i ?alary of $ J, -
500 a y??ar.
Se?< th s \! IM'rson Company be?
nder Uvtn??.
Work of the Locomotive Fireman.
To a husky young imin shovelim;
twenty |0M ??f coal I day may uot
sound like a terrible undertaking, but
that Is because he fails tu appreciate
tht difference betweeu shaveling 11 * s ? i
quantity in the course ??f .1 ten hour
day. standing OH ? Ptendj ft ting and
pausing for a moment whenever be
fools like it to gate at the scenery or
light a cigarette and trying lo keep
his balance 00 I jolting. Jerking, blung?
ing steel deck which tries ceaselessly
to pitch him head first into the side of
tho cab. While with legi spread wide
apart he humps over a scoop shovel,
working with frantic energy to igel
coni into the firebox faal enough to
keep Steam up. While the engine is
running the tireman mtist be straddled
OQt on the ?leck, working continually
to tho limit of his strength, for ordi
nartly he will have to get from two
and a half to three tons of coal Inter**]) ?
grebOX every hour. Three and a half
tons 1- generally regarded as ihe limit
of a fireman's capacity, hut this has
been greatly exceeded on the fastest
trains. -Technical Wo|ld Magazine.
Tho Music of Birds.
Birds are usually accounted the
uiost gURfllcgl of animals, yet it is very
much of I task to set their notes to
music. The reason Is that birds are
utterly negligent of the laws of har?
mony. There is not one of them. It Is
safe to say. that knows the difference
igt Ween a major third and a dominant
chord. This deficiency in musical
knowledge is rather surprising when
we consider DOW beautifully the birds
?lug and may be used as an argument
to show that a theoretical knowledge
is a humbug. P.tit if bird* knew more
about harmony their songs could all be
set down and quite a decent revenue
derived from the sale thereof. A not h
er reason why it is ditllcult to put the
melody of the song birds into DOtei is
that the quality of th" (,,nc is tinlike
nuy musi< al Instrument. This is time
of all birds except the thrush, whose
song des, ends for the first three notes
In perfect seconds and with much
purity of tone - From Old Scrap Book.
Tickling a Hippo.
?Tome here and 1*11 scratch your
tongue, Caliph." a visitor to the Cen?
tral park menagerie heard the keeper
say to the young hippopotamus.
The visitor hadn't expected that the
hippo understood English, hut appar?
ently he did. lie came up to the edge
of the tank, opened his jaws a yard or
so and waited. The keeper put his
hand Into the open mouth and titil?
lated the animal's x tongue with the
ends of his lingers.
"That's the way to make a hippo
love you," said the keeper. "They
like to 1k> tickled, just as a cat likes
to have you stroke its hack. Caliph
wouldn't close his mouth on my arm.
and 1 know I am taking no risk.
They are the most amiable big beasts
In the world, nnd 1 would trust them
more than I would an elephant."?
New York Sun.
Force of Light.
Light has an actual mechanical
pressure and can he measured in the
laboratory. It has been found that
the sun's light in Itself presses
against the earth with a force some?
thing like 70,000 tons. As the surface
of a sphere varies as the square of
the radius, and as the volume or mass
vurles as the cube of the radius, and
as the mechanical pressure of light on
the whole surface varies as that sur?
face, and as the force of gravity varies
as the mass, if a sphere Is made
smaller and smaller It Is easily seen
that the pressure of light does not de?
crease so fast as thd force of gravity,
so l>odios beyond a c ertain minuteness
could not reach the sun, but would l>e
repelled by the mechanical force of its
light -Chicago Itecord-IIerald.
Dear Denial.
"I have hoard the late Archbishop
Ryan tell of two plump gourmets who
were discussing during Lent their fa?
vorite fast dishes." said I Philadel?
phia!).
" 'Trout, said the llrst. with a sigh,
'has gOM up. thanks to the high c ost
of living and the lauten demand.'
"'Yes,* said the other. "Isn't it ter?
rible? Oysters, terrapin, teal duck,
wine, caviar everything Is dearer. In?
deed. I often wonder these days where
one is to get the money to fast with.*"
OHice of ths Footman.
"I don't believe there is anything in
that talk about Marlow being hard up."
said Little Blake. "Why. he's just
btcaaomed forth with a footman 00
his motor.*1
"Footman!*4 echoed Jlnklnson deri?
sively. "Footman is good! That isn't
a footman. It's a deputy sheriff in
charge of the car." Harper's Weekly.
Unappreciative.
"C> rlyle was a great thinker. You
can't turn to a single page without
hading BOBbC gem of thought. Here,
for instance, he say; that there is
strength in cheerfulness."
"So there is in choose."-Exchange,
Sydney Smith's Wit.
As Lord Brougham one day rode by
In his carriage, on the panel of which
Was a large B, Sydney Smith Is said to
have remarked. " There goes a carriage
with a B outside and a wasp within."
Vice Versa.
TtaCher?1 Would like some one tn
tho class to define the meaning of vice
versa. Bright Boy It's sleeping with
your feet lOWard the head of the bed
Good Advice.
Ascuui What In your opinion Is the
best business to which a young man
can gtre Ms attention? Teilt! His
own Rosten Transcript
g ? latof Tiilm says that ids
' kith 4 Improving end thai be will
Things Are Chmg:d New.
The Fourth of Julj. tue da} uf ? ur
arrival at Albany, wua the annlversary
of th?- Declaration of llldt'pi ade i e.
and ou our arrival we wen? lold thai
great preparations were making for Its
celebration.
Our landlord, as soon as he found
out who wo wore. Immediately cuuie
to us to request thai we would excuse
the confused state In which ins house
was, as this was lhe anniversary day
(?f '?American Independence." or, as
some ludeed more properly cull it.
"American repentance." We were all
of us not a little surprised at this ad?
dress, ami from such a person. In
stances, however, are not wanting of
people openly declaring that they have
lever enjoyed so much quiet and hap?
piness in their own homes since the
Revolution as they did when the states
were tin' colonies of Great Britain.
Among the planters of Virginia 1 have
heard language of this sort more than
once.-From "Travels Through the
States of North America." by Isaac
Weld, Jr.. 17?5.
A Wedding Hoax.
There have been many foolish hoaxes
since the days of Theodore Hook, hut
few so cruel as one mentioned by
Brain Stoker in his hook. "Famous
Impostors." "A young couple were
about to he married in Birmingham
when those officiating were startled by
the delivery of a telegram from Lon?
don with tiie message: 'Stop marriage
at once. His wife and children have
arrived in London ami will come <?n
to Birmingham.' The bride fainted,
, and the bride-room was frantically
perturbed at thus summarily being
provided Wrah a wife and family. But
It was useless the unhappy man had
to make the best of Iiis way through
an exasperated crowd, full of sympa?
thy for the wronged girl. Inquiry,
however, showed her friends that the
whole thing was a "hoax possibly
worked by some revengeful rival of
I the man whose happiness had been so
! unexpectedly deferred."
Found tho Word.
The late Thomas Lowry of Minne?
apolis was a great wit and a great
story teller as wall as a great finan?
cier. He needed $1,000.000 one time
for one of his railroad enterprises, and
he went to New York to get it. On the
morning of Ids arrival a friend met
J him at the hotel and asked, "What are
I you doing. Tom?"
"I am going downtown to get $1,000,
000."
"Can you do it?"
"My boy." said I/Owry impressively,
"In the bright lexicon of youth there
is no such word as fail."
That night Lowry came hack to his
hotel after a hard day. The same
friend met him. "Did you get the mil?
lion?" he asked.
"No," replied Lowry. "I didn't. *
opened that bright lexicon of youth,
and the word was in It."?Philadelphia
Saturday Evening Post.
Anecdotes of Richter.
Dr. Richter will forgive us. we are
sure, for telling two rehearsal stories
about him. Madam X. was singing at
a rehearsal and was decidedly out of
tune. Dr. Richter stood it sis long as
he could, then turned to her. "Madam,"
he said, "will you kindly give the or?
chestra your A?"
At another rehearsal one of the in?
strumentalists made a mistake. "No,"
said Dr. Richter; "It goes so (hum?
ming) ? rum-tum-tarum!" The same
player made another mistake. "No, no
?ntm-ttim-taruin:" At the third mis?
take Dr. Richter momentarily lost pa?
tience and cried. "Why do you make
so many mistakes, Mr. ??" Then
quickly recovering his habitual good
humor, "Ah, I know why it is-you like
to hear me sing!"?Manchester Guard?
ian.
The Old Sod.
At the breaking of ground for one
of the new buildings for the Catholic
university at Washington the late
Archbishop Ryan was present, and
Cardinal Gibbons was officiating. The
cnrdinal turned over a large piece of
grass covered earth when It was dis?
covered that there had been a hitch
in the ceremony.
"Well." said the cardinal. "I sun
DOSe that we \Vill have to dig another
sod."
"Oh. no, no!" said Archbishop Ryan.
"Never go back on tin? old sod!"?Phil?
adelphia* Times.
The Retort Caustic.
"No, indeed." said the conceited
young puppy who had beeu asked
whether he had attended a certain
?elect dance, "I aw only associate
with my equals, you know."
"ReaJly?" responded ? witty young
lady. "You should aim higher than
that!" ,London Telegraph.
The Proof.
"If your w ife is gueh a terribly good
cook why don't you eat more dinners
at home?"
"Gee! How would I know how good
she could cook if I didn't eat some?
where else?*' Cleveland Plain Dealer.
A Matinee Idol.
"He's a stickler for realism."
"Yes, hilt he carries it to eXCCSS. In
the second scene he is supposed to be
severely wounded, and he has a sur
geon ISSUe bulletins between the acts."
Plttsburg Post.
Large Order.
"Your own baby. If you have one."
advertised the enterprising photogra?
pher, "?an be enlarged, tinted and
frai.I for $0.78 a dozen."- Blue Bull
If you would abolish avarice you
must abolish lhe parent of if. luxun
Cicero
an to Washington *f hin pi nee I*
n edeel in the Sena
salkm school ( i .( >Si .
timropiiate I Ai ivi?i ? Mark I iual
Kvenl ni Siuwssful Year.
Salem, May iThe patrom and
ir'ends ?i the teachers and scholars
<f Salem school were entertained in
an exceptional manner In the large
oak grove surrounding the school
hou3e on Saturday, the 13th, ;<t Ihe
closing event of a pleaant and euc
cesful term of school. Music, songs
and games were participated In dm1- |
ing the fore noon, and al midday the
crowd was assembled to the turn* of <
the old familiar Bchool bell to
do the necessary justice to a repast ;
composed of the good things to be
found In a progressive country com- !
i
m unity. i
Borne <?f the lads, who pal- >
lantly played the Don Quixote act
during the early part of the day as
hall players and tree climbers, were
noted to look particularly abashed I
and to grow rial around tin- ears
when ushered to the table, coupled
with the pretty maids, fair hut Hush?
ed fnun the exercise of the games. |
In the afternoon straw rides and
boating were the amusements also a '
few tine Ash were taken, and it is the
I
writer's belief that angling for hearts,
was an order of the day, and tis
|hought that some were entangled.
The teacher Miss Nora Jackson, of
j Dalsell, is one of unusual merit. She
is a first honor graduate of the Col?
lege for Women, of Columbia, it is
the earnest hope of pupils and pa-'
Irons that she will not be enticed to
go to another neighborhood the com?
ing Call.
j Looking back over the winter now
j safely passed, it is a conservative
opinion that the winter was a r< asom
aide one.
We do hope President Ida/, win
soon retire and allow us to re-lnveM
in some of those tempting Mexican
mining stocks.
A 'possum has been caught in the
middle of one of Macon's streets. Ma
con evident y wanted to go Atlanta
one better on the hces that swarmed
at Five Points.
j The Sunday school of the ESplscO
j pal Church will hold its regular an?
nual picnic on next Saturday, May
20, to which all of the children and !
parents are invited. The picnic will
he held at Pocalla.
|,<>ST?T.arge white pointer dog, or?
ange colored head and spots on
side. Answers to name of Jack, j
Liberal reward for return. C, P.
Cxum. 5-16-ltW'.
FOR SALE?At unco, 22 head of
tine mules. Sohl cheap for cash. ,
Apply to E. P. Pitts, or phone 3S4. 1
DR. N. G. OSTEEN, JR.,
DENTIST.
18 W. Liberty St. -:- Phone No. 5u.
?OFFICE HOURS
3 TO 1. 2 TO 6.
DON'T
WHIP YOUR HORSE
If he appears restless and nervous,
the chances are he is being tor?
mented by Hies or some other bit?
ing insect. This hot weather your
horse certainly needs some sort of
protection from this nuisance.
SHEPHERD'S FLY
=z=. GUARD =
is highly recommended to keep
flies, mosquitoes, etc. at a distance.
The directions are very simple, you,
simply spray the Guard on the ani?
mal and these pests will look for
something else to worry. The
Guard can also be used as a lini?
ment for sore back, galls and old
sores.
Better Trv 9 Rntrle. Onlv 25 Cents
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