The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, April 15, 1911, Image 8
Queer Pranks Played by the Ebb
and Flow of the Ocean.
THE RUSH INTO THE AMAZON.
Thr?e Sucoessive Waves, Each Ten
Feet High, Fling Themselves In a
Roaring Mats Upon tho Groat River.
THo Tide*, at Panama.
The highest ocean tide In the world
Ii In the bay of Fnndy, where It has
been known to rise eighty odd feet.
The second highest tide Is found at
Che mouth of the Lnglish river the
Savern.
The top of '.he Severn tide is at
Chepstow, and when there is a gale
behind a spring tide a rise of nine?
teen feet seven Inches bus been ob?
served *rlthtn s sln|le hour. The re?
gelt of this 1 a "bere,M a tidal wave
Which sweeps up loe wide channel at
more than ten miles sn hour and
swallows the bare sands under a wild
tumble of turbulent waves.
The csuse of the gigantic Severn
tide is Interesting. It Is not entirely
Joe to the rapid narrowing and shal?
lowing of the Brlatol channel, but Is
chiefly caused by the fact that two
tides enter the Bevern simultaneously.
The crest of the tide which runs into
tho Irish channel meets at the mouth
Of the Bristol chsnnel snother wave,
twelve hours older, which has come
round the north of Ireland. These
two together run up the Severn.
A tide slmost equal to that of the
Severn Is seen In the bay of Mount
ft Michael, on the French coast At
low tide carte drive across from La
Tendee to the Isle of Noinnoutien; at
high tide big ships sail across the
feed.
In stories of adventure one some?
times reeds of the tide rsclng In over
the sauds faster than a man can run.
This sctuslly happens In the bay of
Mount St. Michael.
At low tide there lies before one a
Wide plain of sand 150 square miles in
extent, in the center of which rises
the huge black mass of St. Micha els
mount. Tin? tide turn i, and one sees It
rushing In edged by a line of white.
A liquid mass estimated at 1,470,000,
000,000 of cubic yards comes pouring
Into the bay and in a very few hours
covers the whole greet plain. The
distance between ebb and flood marks
In the bay hi nearly seven miles.
Centuries ago all this desolate gulf
wee s wide streb ( of fertile land, pro?
tected on the seaward side by tall
?and hills. A greet tide with a heavy
Kale behind 1t burst through the har?
riers snd stole 00.000 scree of farm
god pasture.
While tbe French side of the Eng
Ush chsnnel Is dally visited by Im?
mense tides. England's side has com
Btiveiy small ones, and from Poole
or to the Isle of Wight the very
rnllar phenomenon of double tides
teeu. These are caused by tbe in?
terruption of the tidal wave by the
Isle of wight.
All over the world we find the tides
playing the queerest pranks. At tbe
fort of Panama, on the Pacific end of
the Panama canal, you may watch a
tide of twenty-three feet rise ami fall.
Less then forty miles sway, at the
Atlantic end of the big cut. there hi
prartl. ally no tide at all.
We have spoken of the "bore" In the
Severn Imposing sight as this Is, It Is
Child s play compared with the tidal
wave which rushes up the enormous
estuary of the A mason.
This rush of water, which, by the
gray, makes s terrific roaring s-uind,
comes In three successive waves, each
ghou( ten feet high, and vessels navi?
gating the estuary are in as great
clanger as when they are overtaken by
etorui In the open sen.
The ?langes has a dangerous "bore"
it high springs, and the "mascaref"
#0 the river Seine la also a source
of peril to small crnft.
The for<.f the currents or races
produced by tides penned in narrow
Channels must be seen to be believed,
atrery one has heard of the famous
maelstrom off the Norwegian coast,
the terrible whlrl|*?o| which was sup?
posed to drag down ships and grind
them to pieces ngnlnst the rocks at the
bottom. The whirlpool as such does
Sjot exist, but the tide ntre between
Ifoskol Island and Its next neighbor
Is almost as dangerous as the revolv?
ing eddy of me fa hie
The sea here rush??M through n rock
Willed I hunnel at more than ten miles
gn hour \ sailing reOSOl caught In
this race la Bgrfe. tlv helpless, and a
steamer nui^t have uncommonly good
engine* to drive her way through it.
Between Jura and Scnrhn Islands, on
the west coast of Scotland. Is a tldnl
rsce which for spwd and fury holds
i world's re.ord The MtTTS name
for thN raee Is CnlrehhrcaesJn, lit
era lb. ? v?i Id nm of the *| totted seas.*'
n^re the tide runs at no le-4^ than
twelve and :t Ualf miles an hour, and
Wb??n tbe wind Is over the tide the
whole ?<frnb bseosnes aetna iiy ? boil
inc. foaming rahtfefj, Into whleh tm
craft of anv Kind co dd venture wits
OUt ' ? rtaln dUa*fer
In 1hm-einher ?n'j. an easterly gab'
created rjmrssesu Almeottlea for the
shipping at II*.inhorc It took the WS
ter righr am of the Rlhe, and where
ve?s'd-< drawing iwcnty-llec I? had
been jjoohiwtmsd m more easily there
was not u lief enough In Hoar th <o
drawing nfteeti feei III the larr*
iteanuts In fin- i ? w >-r > '-??> ifed
end iesns hj r rlghi
The scene wu* a ntosi rurtntH
gnvi/lng one Phlhvb 1
Mr* W. I?. Larson, of DnhMM, w is
In town Thursday.
Robbers of Naples as Daring as
They Are Resourceful.
SCHEME OF ONE LONE THIEF.
Masterly Manner In Which This Au?
dacious Rogue Pilfered a Church
Furnishing Shop and Corded Up Its
Too Confiding Proprietor.
j
Ills name was Signor Domouleo Doc
tor Dolchlnettl, and he was boat la
Rome. For a scholar with a degree
he enjoyed his meals rather unre?
strainedly, hut after the spaghetti and
capretto had disapj>eared he used to
slow his pace over the fiuocchio con
Tino and to straighten his hack, wipe
bis mustache and begin his stories.
"Napoli? Si. si! Naples? Bella cit
ta, beautiful, beautiful! And what
thieves are they in Naples! It is the
one city where you cannot lead a don?
key through the streets."
There did not seem to be much con?
nection between these, and our puzzled
looks said so.
??Percha? You dare not lead. You
must take him by the tail, for when
the unsuspecting peasant leads an ass
laden with panniers or onions or wood
into Nanles before long he happens to
glance back, and, behold, all is gone
prod.ice, panniers, pack saddle, all
filched. Thereafter he takes the ass
by the tail and steers him through the
streets that he may watch constantly.
"Pol?It Is all organized. Some years
ago the leader of the robbers was the
Captain. Everybody knew him. When
anything was stolen from one, one
went not to the police, but to the cap?
tain.
"There was a little music master
came home one day and found his pi?
ano gone, a whole piano, and no one in
the house could say how, when or
where It went. The little man was
distracted.
"Then he took heart and went to the
captain and stood before him with his
hat in his bands. He was just a poor
music teacher, nis piano was all be bad
in the world. He? 'Go.' said the cap?
tain. *At 6 this evening you have your
;>lano.' And about the time of the
service that afternoon a wagon came
to the little man's door, and four men
heaved out a piano, which they set in
Its accustomed corner; then they drove
off without a word.
"Pol, the music man, went again to
the captain's house and began to thank
him and to fumble about in his pock?
ets, saying that he did not have much,
about 20 lire, all his savings?22 lire
perhape. "What?twenty-two lirer
yelled the other. 'I, who am rieb,
whom men call the captain?22 lire to
me! You poor'? And he kicked him
down the stairs.
"But the most remarkable robbery
was done not by the band, but by a
Neapolitan single handed.
"One da there drove up to a church
furnishing shop an equipage with tw<?
, prancing horses and a liveried coach?
man and halted before the big win
dows full of precious finery. A beau?
tifully dressed little signor alighted
and asked to see the proprietor, He
said he hud a cousin who would the
next da. be ordained bishop and be
desired to purchase appropriate gifts
First he would see a crozier. The pro
prietor fetched a superb crozier of sil?
ver, the crook of It gold, wonderfully
. chased and overwrought with carving.
" 'How much?' asked the well dressed
man.
" 'Five thousand lire, signor.'
I * 'Good! Tie It up and put It in
the carriage. And let uie see also I
miter. And again he chose the costli?
est, one frosted with silver arabesques
and beaded with pearls. He sat
doTn to write a check for 8,000 lire
altogetlivT. But. no; he would see also
a bishop's ring. 'How much was this
one?'
" 'Two thousand lire, signor.*
" 'Good!' And that. too. went Into the
carriage with the m'ter and crozier.
i Flually this primely customer would
buy a complete vesture and decided on
a figured alb broidered with cloth of
gold from shoulder to foot. 'Only,' he
doubted, 'will it fit? But stay,' be
said to the shopman; 'you are a big
man. a I mos? as large as my cousin.
See If the garment will fit you.' So
the proprietor put It on and stood
clothed In magnificence from cravat to
ankle.
"'Good! Beautiful! Only the waist.
My cousin hup pens to be enormous of
girth. Suppose you put your arms at
your sides, and 1 shall fix the girdle
to include them. That will about equal
' my COUSln'l waist.' So he buckled the
belt tight ibonl the proprietor's wrists
and DOVed back to survey the effect.
'Bonn: Belllsalma! Most beautiful!' he
cried. 'And now. signor buon glorno!'
He laipped through Ihe door, Into
his carriage and whirled downtown.
"At thai 'Good day* the proprietor
let out one Rgfful yell and bounded
Into the street. Thief!* be screeched
He crashed Into aatounded iav.pi??.
tripped in his gulden skirts, rolled and
COUld not gel Up again.
"people would not touch him. kick
lug and frothing and trying to point
Thief, thief ITOUld not even look In
the direction <>f the vanishing carrlsgv
Finally the police grabbed him, di?
ssevered thai he was Insane and a r.?'..
her and hustled htm to prison. Pol
they lei him ko next morning.*' ?Phllti
dolphin Ledger
Not WorthlesUTs
Ashley I sie iys though I fail Hoc
6ng was lending n worthiest* HI
Bey moor Wnan'l bei Ashley V?: hi
life u;.< insured r-r a thousand N'
?hange. V
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\ feilow*feellng make*, ut woi
ilrous kind.?Oarrlck.
Rudely Flung at Genia! Robert
Louis Stevenson.
A CONSUL WITH A GROUCH.
Tho Author Called on the Newly Ap?
pointed Official at Apia to Pay Hit
Respects and Was Shown the Door
With Fsw Words and No Ceremony.
When Robert I?uis Stevenson lived
Id Samoa he dressed as the others
there did. Up at Vailima they all went
about in their bare feet, except when
expecting guests.
When Stevenson came into Apia he
looked only half dressed. lie always
came down with a soft shirt on and
generally white flannel trousers, some?
times with a red sush round the waist.
On one occasion the genial author was
cruelly snubbed by a newly appoint?
ed British consul at Apia, one Colonel
De CoeUogon. The story Is told In
-With Stevenson In Samoa," by H. .1.
Moors, the author:
One Sunday morning while Steven?
son and myself, barefoot and In paja?
mas, were discussing the various local
celebrities, my friend suddenly Jumped
up and announced that he had ne?
glected a bounden duty. Here he had
been in Apia for some considerable
time and had not yet called on her
Britannic majesty's representative. Ev?
ery Britisher of mark should attend to
auch a duty at the earliest possible
moment! I must Introduce him with?
out one moment's further delay!
?*Oome along. Moors," said he; "let's
get it off our mind!"
I Informed him that Colonel De Coet
logon was himself a new man in tho
place?be had been in Apia but a little
while?and 1 had not yet met him.
People wbo had met him had mostly
declared him to be an exclusive, crusty
old fellow, full of pomposity. I was
therefore very loath to go until the new
arrival had simmered down somewhat.
It was rnmored that h>> had been for
years governor of some great Jail in
Britain, and people remarked that he
treated many of his callers as ticket of
leave men who had come In to report.
But Stevenson, feeling very sure of
his powers to charm this Gorgon,
would take no warning, but shouted
gayly: "Come on. Moors! I'll attend
to this case. He'll welcome us all
right" I pointed out his attire and
his lack of shoes, and, with a sigh, he
compromised so far as to put on a
clean shirt and a pair of trousers and
shoes, but my best efforts would not
induce him to wear a coat, in the rig
he wore and under his little yachting
cap he positively looked no more than
twenty or twenty-five years of age.
He bubbled with enthusiasm over ev
j erythlng new and strange that came
within his view os we passed along
the road to Matautn. where I)e Coot
logon lived. From the beginning 1
doubted if we would receive nuything
like an effusive welcome, and I took
care to impart my fears to my friend,
but he only laughed. Particularly did
I point out that this was Sunday and
that we should choose another day for
our visit. lie still laughed.
With pride and Joy he threw open
the cousular gate and strode manfully
across the lawn, I following close be?
hind. A tall, soldierly person, with
white mustachlos and close cropped
hair, was sitting peacefully on the
veranda. He made no attempt to rise
and welcome us. A whisky and soda
had Just then his rapt attention. We
ascended the steps. The statue in tho
chair merely regarded us. We might
as well have been a couple of dis?
tressed prlsouers coming to pray for
some amelioration.
Stevenson would have embraced this
cold representative of his country's
greatness, but the chill restrained him.
"Good morning, sir."
A grunt. "Well, what do you want?"
"My name is Stevenson. I am well
known In llritaln by my works?in
fact, I am a novelist This Is Mr.
Moors."
"Well, what do you want?"
No friendly hand was stretched out
to greet us. We noted a face as hard
as stone, as uncompromising and as
unsympathetic as a brick wall. Steven?
son stood there as one petrified; 1 was
quite appalled. My friend had not
counted on such a start There was no
seam or crevice In which he might
momentarily locate to reconnoiter be?
fore he should attack again. The con?
sul's brow was sad to lool: upon. He
had uot even risen civilly to hear us.
"We have come, sir, to pay our re?
spects."
"If you have any business and de?
sire to see me I will listen to you on
week days and in my Office at the prop?
er time. Good morning."
Stevens?,m quite l??st the power of
speech and looked appenllngly at inc.
1 cannot remember exactly what I
paid, but I know that I endeavored to
depiet to the consul the w<?rth and hon?
esty of my companion.
in return came this: "l (hart care
who you are cither of you! if y?n
have any business at this consulate
come and state it at the proper time."
Without more thai, a profound bow
, Stevenson turned and made his way
out int?? the road again, I having pre?
ceded him. "By heavens, Moor*, yon
were right! Wliat a beast! What a
d d v\ ell, I suppose he hns a right
lo choose ids Bunds) morning
company, I had though! that I wna
I one ??f the foremost men of letters of
i the day. but tl ils fellow differs Wind
a Itnntlon for n man of my supposed
? eminence n i i himself in! People
will differ m their "pinions, won't
they'.-' And be burst .ait into a inevn
lauuh
Better it i t.. be envl< i thai
titled. ?Herodotua.
ABDUL THE TU
The Crafty Turkish Despot Wore
a Crown of Terror.
HIS PALACE LIKE A Pn!ciON,
Yildiz, a Place of Mystery, Was the
Production and the Abode of Fear
Unutterable?His Dread of Assassi?
nation and His Horror of the Dark.
For ions years Abdul Hamid had
been haunted and tormented by the
nightmare of death. In every shadow
he seeuied to see an assassin. All his
vast [tower could not bring him one
moment of peace and happiness. Not
for one moment was Turkey's mon?
arch at ease.
Year by year his fears had been
growing upon him. He had n terror
of the dark. At night Yildiz always
blazed with lights. His sleep had be?
come restiess, and he would waken
at the slightest sound. Sometimes he
would come out of his sleep with u
start, frightened by n nightmare, and
that would mean hours of wakeful
ness. At such times he would find the
solitude of his room unbearable, and
be would send for a sorcerer, who
would explain the dream, or a slave,
who would read tc him from one of
his favorite books, those giving de?
tailed accounts of assassinations, exe?
cutions and other horrors.
He was always armed. His clothes
were lined with enormous pockets,
which served him both as arsenals
and archives and bulged with pistols
and rolls of spies' reports.
Everybody nt Yildiz was afni'd of
being shot by him. He was likely to
fire at the slightest action that might
seem to him suspicious. There is a
story that one day a gardener working
In the pnrk of Yildiz, on seeing the
eultan approach, rose quickly from a
stooping posture to assume a respect?
ful attitude, Abdul Hamid, startled
by his sudden appearance and suspect?
ing some evil motive, at once fired at
him. The man fell dead. Later, as no
weapon was found on his body, it had
to be acknowledged that a blunder
had been committed. Such is the tale
told by the sou of the late Priuce of
?amos, who was oue of the sultan's
ministers.
Yildiz, scene of innumerable horrors,
had been built by Abdul Hamid him?
self, and he had made it more like a
labyrinth than a palace. It was the
production aud the abode of fear unut?
terable. Surely no sane mind planned
It To guard ogainst conspirators get?
ting a plan of his residence its master
was continually changing its internal
arrangements, walling up doors, open?
ing new ones, narrowing passages, di?
viding rooms by partitions, making
windows and closing them again. It
was a constantly changing maze.
To spare himself the danger of cross?
ing the graveled path that separated
his apartments from his harem he had
linked his residence by flying bridges
to the harem on the one side and to
the imperial theater on the other. This
theater was a gloomy little place,
where tLe monarch would sit entirely
hidden from view in his box while ac?
tresses and singers from Paris and
other European cities entertained hira.
He never came into view, never ap?
plauded, and the visible audience con?
sisted of a few meml>ers of his family.
The building used by Abdul Hamid
as his private residence looked more
like u prison, for all the lower win?
dows were securely barred and the
heavy iron doors were of great
strength and capable of being firmly
bolted inside.
Every room In the palace was pro?
vided with a couch on which the sul?
tan could sleep if he felt inclined. No?
body ever knew in what room he
would sleep on any given nlgl:t. Be?
fore retiring to rest he would some?
times call his attendants and say to
them: "Keep a good lookout I am
going to sleep tonight In this room."
But he would invariably sleep some?
where else.
On the roof of the imperial apart?
ments was an astronomical observa?
tory which had been fitted up with an
exceedingly good telescope br a Pa?
risian firm. This observatory was a
favorite place with the sultan, yet he
took not the slightest interest in as
tronomy. The telescope was there to
serve his own purpose of espionage,
for he used It almost exclusively for
the purpose of watching the residence
of Prince Yusuf Iszedin, eldest son of
Abdul Aziz and heir presumptive to
the throne. Its glass was never turn?
ed upon the heavens,
But sometimes fron, his lonely look
out the monarch saw stranger things
than the residence of Prince Yusuf.
things that no other human being bad
ever dreamed of. There were times
when his morbid imagination played
curious pranks with him.
It was on the day folio vim: an at
tempt upon hi? nf,. by one All Souav!
and a revoll ni Teherugan, both of
which Inch "tits great'y upset him,
that Abdul Hamid hurried down from
bis observatory with a wild look In his
eyes and eal ?<! his Ural secretary, who
at that time was All Fund Bey, Ti?
led the seel ;!!?..' to a window, and
pointing to the sublime norto sonn
miles away. In> said, trembling with
fear:
"Did you i e men? Tin y have met
yonder to pi. inlni m> downfall!"
"W'hoV" its'.cd the startled secretory,
"My ntlnb tors." exel.ilmed the ?nl
tan. "Mj o 'i ministers are now
i the nc| of i t ironing me. Pnn'l you
' sec them?"
This stater etil was quite unfounded,
nnd '? was :? long time before the sec
rotary could nlni his frightened m:;s
ter i'ir ade ?tili Ledger
Never l< i familiarity exclude r<
' ipect.? J. \ anbrugh.
Tho Man's Mistake.
Out of loyally to his own sex the
manager of tbe woman's suit depart?
ment discharged his young woman
stenographer and hired a man. The
first batch of letters dictated to the
man were written to about a hundred
old customers, whom he invited to ex?
amine privately a lot of exclusive g: :'
ments before they were placed OH I I !c.
The day after the letters were mslh I '
the women docked into the store, it i\
the fire that burned in their eyes v..
the fire of the avenger rather than ,1
the bargain hunter. One word which
each woman had underlined in her
letter explained their wrath. The gar?
ments, so the manager had meant to
say, had been designed for women of
stock figure, such as they possessed,
but the male stenographer had drawn
on the alphabet and had written it
"stocky." .
"No woman on earth would have
been guilty of such a mistake."
growled the manager.
The next week the girl stenographer
had her job back.?Philadelphia Led?
ger.
Greig: Men Tall and Short.
A recent investigator has attempted
to show that Lombroso and his follow?
ers were wron? in asserting that men
of genius were of small stature. Of
230 individuals of eminence he found
that figures were obtainable for 103;
of these sixteen were of middle height,
fifty-eight above and twenty-nine he
low.
Americans particularly combined
greatness with inches. Jefferson and
Jackson were more than six feet tall.
Sumner was six feet four inches, and
Washington, Lincoln and Deecher were
more than six feet. Among famous
I foreigners Tolstoy was a large man.
and so were Thackeray, Bismarck and
Darwin.
On the contrary, many of the world's
greatest geniuses were undersized and
even deform^. Napoleon, Poe. Pope,
Alexander the Great, Nelson, Blake
and Caesar were small men.
After all is said, genius Is no re?
specter of rules.?New York American.
Doing Chores.
There Is no time in the year when
there is cessation from toil on a farm.
It is different In winter; that is all.
The days are shorter, the work
rougher. Of course much depends
j upon the character of the farm. Con?
siderable le jure is possible where few
1 cattle are kept and general trucking
done. But always there are the
"chores." A remarkably elastic expres?
slos that?"doing chores." It may
mean much or little. Some dairy farm?
ers, for instance, whose serious busi?
ness in life Is milking cows, may pot?
ter around the farm after the morn?
ing's milking and, taking the morning's
milk to the creamery or railroad sta?
tion, eat their noon dinners, mend some i
fence, look over the harness or haul j
out manure, potter around some more
I and then say, ' Guess It's about time
to do the chores." meaning to milk
two dozen cows or so?the real hard
work of the day.?Philadelphia Press, i
Believed Them True Stories.
When Dante published his "Inferno" I
the simplicity of the age accepted it
as a true narrative of his descent into
hell.
When the "Utopia" of Sir Thomas
Moore was first published it occasioned ,
a pleasant mistake. This political ro- ,
nance represents a perfect but vision?
ary republic In an island supposed to I
have been newly discovered in Amer- J
ica. "As this was the age of dis?
covery," says Granger, "the learned 1
Budaeus and others took It for a genu?
ine history and considered It as highly
expedient that missionaries should be
sent thither in order to convert so wise
&. nation to Christianity."
It was a long while after publication
that many readers were convinced
that Gulliver's travels were fictitious.
Blackbird Days.
Jan. 30 and 31 and Feb. 1 are famous
at Constantinople, Bresciu and along
the Danube and the Rhine as the
"blackbird days." A curious legend
says that originally all species of grack
les (blackbirds) wer? white and that
they became black because during one
year in the middle ages the three days
mentioned above were so cold that all
the birds In Europe took refuge In the
chimneys. At Brescia the three di.ys
are celebrated with a feast called "I
giorni della merla." or "the feast of
the transformation of the bird."
Possibly.
Mr. Briggs -Here's an article, my
dear, a very interesting article, in
which a prominent doctor says that a
certain cure for nervousness In women
is silence complete silence. Mrs.
Briggs (promptly)?I'll bet anything
some fool <?f a man doctor wrote that!
?Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Easily Attained.
"I am determined to live In lUXUtiOUS
surroundings and eat ?nd drink the
best the land affords," said the frankly
selfish man.
"That ought to be easily arranged,"
replied Miss Cayenne. "All rou have
to do is to gel i situation a* a butler."
?Washington smr.
Wishing Th? m ? Safe Voyage.
"Mabel and George, after much
quarreling over the arrangements for
their honeymoon, have decided to take
the 'fin In Oil airship/'
"Well, i Irusl that wh ?n they get
above the clouds they won't have a
falling out!" Widow.
Between Ortoocn.Trnns.
?I ? nderst.'ind they sentenced him to
lifo l i| it Is nment V"
"Well, no; it wasn't as bad as that
lie got only ninety nine years!" Tuck.
In reverence is tn > t?iil< f |oy end
pott er of life.? Buskin
Officials Pay For the Privilege of
Fleecing the Public.
A LAND WITHOUT LAWYERS.
And Yet That Extraordinary Exemp?
tion Does Not Heip the Unfortunate
Who Gets Into Trouble?Coaxing the
Accused to Confess.
It would Ik.? difficult for u Persian
who has not traveled to understand
American excitement over what the
newspapers here call "graft" My
motherland, Persia, is not yet quite
awake to the possibility of a man's
serving the public for a certain fixed
salary and taking nothing more. In
Persia they take it for granted that
every officeholder will "gouge" people
whenever he gets a chance.
There are no lawyers In Persia, so
there are no Jokes about lawyers' ap?
petite for gel ] and silver. If you have
ever had n costly lawsuit on your
hands you may think that makes mat?
ters simpler, but getting Into trouble
means being squeezed for money,
wrung for money, as If you were a
piece of wet cloth in a washerwoman's
strong grip.
This is how It Is managed: First
you see, the governor of a city or of a
province never has a definite salary
from the state?not at all. On the con?
trary, he pays the state treasury sev?
eral thousand dollars more or less for
the privilege of being governor and of
making what he can out of the enter?
prise. He Is not an elected officer; he
Is more like a "concessionaire" at one
of your big expositions, who offers a
large sum for a chance to run a res?
taurant or to provide ice cream soda or
candy.
The governor (or mayor) of a barge
Persian town may have perhaps 100 to
150 employees under him. Of these
only a few house servants (cook,
coachman and the like) have fixed
wages. The incomes of the others de?
pend upon the amount of money which
they can help turn into the great
man's hands in the form of fines and
taxes. You can guess whether the
neighbors are fond of them!
Suppose now you live in Persia. You
have leased a piece of ground or you
have sold some goods and the other
man does not pay. You dun him.
Then you threaten him. Then you go
to the governor and make a complaint
An officer arrests your debtor and
takes him before the governor's sec?
retary for examination. Possibly he
can convince that important personage
that it is not a just debt If he can?
not do that he would better put all his
wits to work to convince the secretary
that poverty makes it quite impossi?
ble to pay up.
This Is where many of the 150 under
employees get their chance. A large
port of their occupation is hunting up
fhcts about everybody's property,
everybody's business, everybody's in?
come. They know an amazing num?
ber of things which your debtor sup?
posed were safely secret They pro?
duce information whenever informa?
tion is wanted.
Your man's pretense that business is
bad and that he is all but bankrupt is
brushed aside, and he is made to pro?
duce an amount of money consider-'
ably larger than the original debt
"Made" to produce It? Yes. There
are shocking things that can be done
to him if he hesitates too long, and he
knows it So, like a child aware that
there is an ugly stick waiting in the
corner, he usually does not hesitate
too long. He saves his skin and hands
over the money. You get maybe 80
to 90 per cent to satisfy your claim
that is, the officer of Justice practi?
cally collects from you something for
his own services. The rest goes to the
governor and such of the employees
as may be considered in the case.
Perhaps you have a shop in the town
bazaar or market place and some poor
good-for-nothing steals a chicken that
was hanging on tho wall. If a woman
was the thief she Is most likely fined?
possibly whipped if she has no money
to pay a fine. If the culprit is a man
they punch a hole through the car?
tilage of the lower end of his nose, put
a cord through the hole and lead him
In this painful disgrace all around the
bazaar. T*^e officer collects as he goes
along a few cents from this shopkeep?
er and a few cents from that one as
an acknowledgment of the officer's
service in publicly exposing a tMef.
Naturally it often happens that some
outrageous robbery occurs or some?
body is brutally murdered, and the
guilty one Is unknown. Then the gov?
ernor's detective agents set to work.
Anybody may l>o arrested on suspicion
nnd examined either as the probable
Offender or as ? witness. If the sus
pect has plenty of money he can nl
ways prove his Innocence or his Igno?
rance by paying cash to the examining
officers, though, since there is no regu?
lated tariff In such matters, tho pro?
ceeding may he quite expensive,
If the suspect Is too poor to mski
things right with the examiners or toe
stubborn to toll what he knows -nnd
sometimes, l am afraid, if ho reallj
decs not know anything to tell the*,
have some 'third degree" method*
warranted t<> make a mar. say some
thing. One such method is what thej
call the "h.-istinado." it is whipping
notes of the bare feet v 1th aten
der rods Often live coals from a ptp?
are put on the shaven head of a pris
oner to make him confess. Sometime*
n no Probably you would n
rare t.< hoar any more along this pai
ti nlar line. Pers'sn Inventions in this
department of criminology are clevei
l i their way. '>ut not things t<> d
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