The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, March 29, 1911, Image 9

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BLE STUDIES GENERAL LEPROSY NAAMAN'S CURED II Kings 5:1-14?April 2 "Look onto aw. and ho ?aved. all the end* Of tho oorth; for I am UihI. and then U mono lit*. - Inmah |J ;Jf. ^ GENERAL N A AM AN, of the army of Syria on the northern border of the land of Israel, was a sick man. He hud the loathsome Infection and Incurable dis? ease called leprosy. Wealth, Influence at Court, life's abundance snd honors could not offset tbls terrible plague upon bis life. The study of today tells of his mi? raculous nesting by the Prophet Ellsha. In Nasman's household was a young gHrl who had been captured from the Israelites snd was a slave, although doubtless well treated. The maid re? membered the Prophet Ellsba and how wonderfully Divine power, through him. had healed diseases. Instead of rejoicing thst her csptor and master waa suffering, she sympathetically in erelred why he did not go to the Prophet, who. she felt sure, would be glad to pray for him and heal him. Although it seamed like catching at A straw. Naaman followed up the sug? gestion; be got a letter from his King to the King of Israel add p re? canted h I m self to the latter, re? questing healing by Isrsel's great Prophet, of Whom be had award. The King waa astonished. Be knew leprosy to be Incurable. Apparently h e knew little about Kllaha'a powers. Naai Be surmised that the King of Syria was Intent upon picking a quarrel as an excuse for gejoding an Invading army to pillage hin kingdom. Eventually, however, Naaman waa directed to Ellsha's place ige? residence, at a distance from the King's Court. Leprosy s Figure of Sin In many respects leprosy corre gponds to sin; firstly, it Is Incurable; neeondly. It is loathsome; thirdly, it Is ?01 1 i us; fourthly, It Is destructive; ?fifthly. It is painless. As only Divine |>ower could heal the leper, only the same csn benl the sin net*. As the maid could call attention to the lYophet, and the Prophet pre errlbe the remedy, and the servants exhort compliance, so all those who know of a Divine power and nrrange menf for the healing of sinners may tell the good tidings, even to their ene lUuping The number terra In the Bible is awed to represent completeness; hence ( i*? seven washings In Jordan would signify a complete cleansing, washing. It Is by fslth that we may now wash ourselves completely In the blood of Christ; by faith we mav realize that the sacrifice of Christ was for the sins Wf the whole world, and may appro? priate our share thereof. Gehau, the Grafter, s Leper Omtitude I? one of the most worthy sentiment* of the Imtua.: mind. OfJB> erul Nsaman's nobility was manifest? ed In the fact that, after Utahf healed, be retraced his Journey nearly forty geiles. In order to thank the Prophet for his recovery and to bestow upon him gifts which he hsd brought. We may assume that If he had not been noble-minded. God would not have provided for him this healing To the General's surprise the Proph ?t declined to take anything. The gifts of Cod's grace are uot to be bar for earthly good things. How tunste It would he, and how much to the Lord's glory. If all of God's people would emulate Ellsha In this respoctl Hut c.ehazi. hilsha's servant, a different spirit When the char lot was out of sight he hasten? ed and hailed It and told the QteV eral that although his neater would take nothing of the hlngs offer? ed for himself, hg would willing? ly accept some of flic garments for tat young m g n of the School of the ProphcH The Qggjgfal I cry promptly and gladly assented aud gave snore than was requested Hut (iod through the Prophet punished the per bWj of cehazi Be to..k Naaman'i press nts. He got sjgg Naagsan'i lap* rosy Many have erroneously assumed, in gjgMgjgfi with this le-t-ion. Unit Naa man wa atari en and I iehaal lost. Uoth conclusion-, are tin . tural Naaman was >u\ ed to health and Gehazi lost his health. Put the eternal Infer.' n of neither e ere settled Not until Cornelius' day. three snd a half years after the Cross, did nn> Gentile cine Into any kind of re la tlonship with C d. Previous to that, from the time of Moses, only the Jes iah nation had recognition "You onlj have i gsjawrg nl all the families of the e rfh." ?Auas M j > And God** favor to Israel was merely an o.?ir?hly stid pre;, ir itorj one No nne i I eternal life firlor ?.. ft ? Redeetl ? ? gsWfMrex Thun the Herlpl ire nV< In re that Christ "brought life and I mm tf tallty to MgjlM through the Go*pet"i ggaln. "80 great sal-, at ion which be ?? to he declared by on? 1 rd " Corning of flrhati Kend us your Job work. THE CUCUMBER, On* Way to Dress It and a Royal Wa} to Grow It. II ever on anthology of the foods ol the earth comes to be written quite St entertaining c hapter could be made out of the cucumber. And some of the ex tracts would provide material for mud mental exercise to decide whether tin > are humorous or serious. For exam pie, what did the Greek poet mean when he said of a certain woman: She was to me More tender than a cucumber? Only one meaning would have been taken from that equivocal statement by that famous doctor who used to de clare that the only way to dress a cu cumber Is to cut U Into very thin slices, sprinkle It with the finest of oil. pepper it plentifully, cover it with vin egar?and then throw it out of the window I On the other hand, Thack eray tells how he "had delicate cucum hers stuffed with forcemeat." while Dickens refers to "salmon, lamb, pens, innocent young potatoes, a cool salad, sliced cucumber, a tender duckling all therer Both novelists were evl dently men after the heart of the Em peror Tiberius, who was never with? out encumbers and had frames made upon wheels, by means of which the growing cucumbers could be moved about and exposed to the full heat of the sun, wfcile in winter they were withdrawn and placed under the pro tectlon of frames glazed with mirror stone. Yet two or three centuries ago the vegetable was looked at suspiciously as cold and treacherous.?London Btandard. FEAR OF LIGHTNING. It Is Hardly Justified by the Number of Deaths It Causes. Why are so many people, brave un? der all other circumstances, so deathly afraid of thunder and lightning? It is not because lightning is so dan gerous, for It Isn't half so dangerous as going out of the bouse on an Icy morning, walking down the cellar stairs or a hundred other things we do every day without a thought of personal harm. More people are killed each year by falling building material, more die from fright, than are killed by Lightning. The census bureau shows only 169 people killed by lightning In this entire country during a given year, and only thirty of these people were killed in the cities. Beat and the sun killed 7C3 during the same year. 203 died from cold and freeztn? and 4.395 were drowned. But you will find It quite a waste of time during a thunderstorm to try to ease the fears of a person who Is afraid by telling him or her that the chances of being killed by lightning are less than two in a million; they will remain just as frightened for all this mortuary knowledge. And after the storm has passed and nerves are steadied the woman who was so frightened a few minutes before will start getting supper on the gas stove, smiling through her tears that the danger has all passed and only laugh lng If you venture the remark that twice as many people are killed by gns stoves as by lightning.?Country Life In America. Learned His Own Value. A husband and wife combination in vaudeville, with the husband as the feeder and the wife as the real at? traction, worked for Lew Fields In one of his summer shows. The two were very popular and got much news psper space; also they had $1,000 a week. One day the husband, puffed up by what the newspapers said about the singing of his wife, went in to see Fields. "Mr. Fields." he said, "it is $1.200 ? week from now on for us or we quit right here." "Twelve hundred. ebT*' Fields asked, with Interest. "Yes. sir, $1,200 a week or we quit and go out on the big time In the Morris circuit" "Well, sonny," said Field, "I thlnK an awful lot of your wife's work, but I don't think she is worth $1,175 ? week to me."?Saturday Evening Post Theory and Practice. Here is a pood story from the collec tlon of a (Jertnan school Inspector The pupils were being exnmlned on the lubject of personal hygiene. A boy was asked, "What have you to do In Drder to keep your teeth sound and white?" "Clean them," was the prompt reply. "When ought you to clean them?** "Morning, noon and night" "What are they to oe cleaned with?'* "With a toothbrush." "Very good nave you a toothbrush?" "No, sir." "lias your father a toothbrush?" "No. iir. "Has your mother a toothbrush?" ?No, sir." "But how do you know ibout the use of toothbrushes?" "We ?ell them, sir." Character In Handwriting. 1 showed a professor of culbrraphy a etter 1 had received. He took n very mfn vocable vieu of the handwriting It wns the handwriting, ho told me, ot i man wirii"ut learning; without gen us, without fef'*ng "And, now, sir," [ said, "will you loot at the slum* ure?" The lettSf was written by Lord llacanlajr? Arnokl*S "Three Cornered l^lt \ M." A Canine Reason. She ion the beach at Atlantic city> I wonder w h\ that dog tried to bite ne jtisl now, He The Intelligent aid nai heard me call you i little witch. Hid he prollftblj IboUgbl yOO were a und wie h. Baltimore Americai. The man w ho can i?e nothing but *?iv Inns or nothing but merry Is but ha'-f man -Hunt \ fellow-feeling makes us won rous Mnd.?Derrick. HAD A HARD SKULL the Bateball Catcher Who Was the Original Bonehead. Ed Asheuhack, for many years a manager of minor league teams, In his book, "HODOr Among the Minors,'* claims to be the originator of the ex? pression "bonehead." which is now. with its synonymous terms of "solid Ivory," "mahogany bean," "concrete dome" and "cemeni skull," so common in baseball. Ashenhack says that when he was managing the Shreveport team of the Southern league some years ago he had a catcher who could hit some, but who had the very serious weak ness of not being able to gauge a foul ball no matter how easy It was. One day a batter raised a high foul directly over the plate, and the catch er, misjudging It, was hit squarely on top of I he head by the descending sphere, which Knocked off his mask and bounded away some thirty feeL That night Ashenhack finished his supper early and was passing oat of the dining room when he happened to walk behind this catcher, who was de? vouring his evening meal with gusto and enthusiasm. Stopping at the ta ble, Ed passed his hands over the backstop's head, feeling for the bump which he thought would surely be there on account of the contact with the ball that afternoon. But there was no lump to be felt. "No wonder," said Ash. "flow could there be a bump? Your head Is solid bone." FOX HUNTING IN ENGLAND. -t It It More Than a Sport; It Is s Sort of Religion. In England sport is not only a reli? gion; it Is the religion. If a man Is a good sportsman be need not be any? thing else. It may seem hyperbolical to describe fox hunting as a religion and the fox as a deity, but It is a bare, bald exactitude. The true fox hunt? ing sportsman exhibits all the attri? butes of the devotee, the fanatic, the martyr. De is ready to die for his faith. I am sure he would cheerfully allow himself to be burned alive rath? er than hunt a bag of aniseed. His friends would cut him dead If they suspected him of treason to the pure ideal of fox hunting. Elia clubs would refrigerate him Do would be a mark? ed man. lie would be n pariah, an outcast, a bounder, an outsider. Tho power of the caste of fox hunt ers is as formidable as the power of the various Indian castes. It is a mightier engine than the law, for It Is driven by public opinion. The county would ostracize the wretch caught In tho act of violating the fox hunting code. Ills career would be ended. Never more could he hold up his head. He would be a leper. The taint of aniseed would hang about him for? ever. ? James Douglass In London Lender. The Book Von Moltko Read. The Chateau de Ferrleres has a his? toric as well as a proprietorial Inter? est It was the scene of the memora? ble Interview between Bismarck and Jules Ferry, when the latter made his impassioned declaration about "not a stone of our fortresses, not an Inch of our territory." Bismarck was the only speaker on the Prussian side. As * far as he was concerned, the colloquy would have been ended In a few min? utes. Ferry's special pleading lasted the best part of an hour. It all ended as we know. Silent In a corner of the room there sat Moltke Silent he remained nil the while. He was reading, and he never took his eyes off his book. Fe? lix Whlteburst was curious to know what book It was that had thus ab? sorbed him. It was "Martin Chnzzle Wtt"?PaU Mall Gazette. Artificial Eyes. The earliest notice of artificial eyes occurs\ln a very rare work by the French surgeon Ambroise Pare, en? titled "La Methode Curative des Playes et Fractures de la Teste Hu malne." Paris. 1001. Pare gives ? de? scription end figures of artificial eyes to be worn in cases where tho eyeball has given way and all the humors have escaped. They are to be seg ments of a hollow sphere, made of gold, coated with enamel painted In natural colors. With the exception of tho gold they are exactly like the eyes In use at the present time, which are made wholly of glass.?London Notes and Queries, 8partaous. Spnrtacus was a Thraclan of noble birth. While serving as nu officer in an auxiliary corps of tho Roman army he deserted, and, being apprehended, bo was reduced to slavery and made a gladiator. Escaping, he collected a body of slaves and gladiators, 73 B. C. find ravaged all southern Italy, de? feating several Roman forces that were sent against him. Ho was de? feated and slain by Crassus, 71 B. C. Ills revolt at one lime threatened the rery existence of the republic. Serious. "Mrs. Brown' Mrs. Brown! Come lulck! Master George was foolln' .vlth a revolver an' he's shot one of the tenants!" "Is It one of the maids?" "No, ma'am; it's the cook." "The cook 1 Mercy! I can never for :lve him, never!" ? Cleveland Plain lealer. Somewhat Different. "My name," s.iUl the great tragedian, 'has adorned many billboard i." "And mine," rejoined the low come linn, "has adorned many board hills." -Chicago Newa. Manners carry the world for the mo ncnt, character for all time. ?Alcott in reverence is the <-1*i?*r joy and OWar Of life.? Luskin. WASP WAIST CONTESTS. Curious Course of T-aining In Cid Time Girls' Schools. A letter recently unearthed from a trunk shows that In the sixties of the last century principal! of girls' schools thought they were Otting the girls for society by urging them to retain small waists. Accordingly they offered prizes to the girls having the smallest waists. The girls were put through a course of training for reducing their waist measure. The conditions of the contest were that the corset should not be removed on retiring at night and tlint each pupil must be inspected every morning to make sure she had not loosened her corset. One of the persons who engaged in the contest fifterwnrd wrote <>f it: "Some of us tyried hard to be per? mitted to retire/ from the contest, but we were rebuked for stultifying our? selves and accused of making fools of our principals.) On the following morning the un dergoverness. with her maid, came as usual to superintend the toilets, and ' after satisfying her? self that er.ch lace was drawn in to tho utmost she fastened it in a knot at the top and. pas&'ing the ends through a piece of caro. placed het own seal on them, so that avpy attempl to loosen the corset during vtbe night might be infallibly detected*, in the morning."?Detroit Free Tress. WHITE DEER SKINS. They Passed About as Banknotes at One Time In China. In China, the first country in the world credited with using banknotes, i certain skins were so valuable that they were accepted as cash and passed from hand to hand In the same way as banknotes are at the present day. The negotiability of these skins arose thne: The Emperor On Ti, being in want of money, gave his treasurer to under stand that mch a state of affairs must not continue. At that time it j was customary for princes and court- I iers on entering the royal presence to | cover their faces with a piece of skin. Tatting advantage of this custom, the treasurer ordered a decree to be Issued forbidding the use of any other skins for this purpose except those of a cer- I tain white deer In the royal oarks. Immediately there was a demand for , pieces of these skins, which, being n monopoly, were sold at a high price and the royal coffers re'Hied. The steady value of the skins thus secured made thein readily pass and acceptable as an equivalent of coin of the realm. In the Russian seal fisheries of Alas? ka the workmen were formerly paid in the currency stamped on squares of walrus hide.?London Tit-Bits. A Stenographer's Stumble. A Judge in one of our middle west states advertised for a stenographer with experience in legal work. A num? ber of applicants cnlled at his office for the purpose of making application for the position. Each applicant was given a trial to test her speed, accu? racy, etc. Among the applicants was a young lady whose anxiety ':o make a good showing evidently unnerved iher. The Judge dictated to her a few sentences in legal language, one of which was. "That would give him time to complete the devastation of the assets." The sentence as transcribed by the young lady on the typewriter read as follows: ,4That would give him time to complete the devil's station with a hatchet." Although much amused at her ludicrous blunder, the Judge permitted her to go away with? out telling her of her mistake.?Case and Comment Madrid's Fearful Climate. Madrid is afflicted with the most changeable climate of any European capital. The temperature varies from as much ns 107 degrees in the summer to ns little as 1G degrees In the win? ter, and at all seasons of the year it indulges In violent tluctuatlous. it is by no means uncommon in December to wake up with the thermometer reg? istering about 20 degrees and to find It mount :o more than GO degrees by the afternoon. Some years ago an oscillation of 37 degrees wns registered In one day. No wonder, therefore, that lung troubles are far more preva? lent in Madrid than in St Petersburg. ?London Chronicle. How Music Affected Bos well. Boswell had a good deal more feel? ing for music than Dr. Johnson and lUffered at his master's hands. Once n n moment of expanslveness he told Johnson that music "affected him" to such a degree as to agitate his nerves most painfully, producing alternative sensations of pathetic dejection, so ;hat he was ready to shed tears, and )f daring resolution, so that he was nelinec to rush into the thickest of ;he battle. "Sir," replied Johnson. ' I should lever hear it at all If it made me such i fool." A Human Tendency. "You approve of economy, don't rou?" "Yes," replied Senator Borgbum; 'only too many of us are opt to econo nize on the cigars we hand our 'riends Instead of those we smoke onr lelves." ? Washington Star. The Influerce of the Trees. When we plan I n tree we are doing vhat wo can to make onr planet a note wholesome and happier dwelling ?laee for those who come after us. i<>t for ourselves.?Oliver Wendell [olmes If there were no pride In ? 11T- hearts re should n t complain of the pride f I lars. Never let familiarity exclude re iect.?J. Vanbrugh. CATCHING COLD Ouo to Infection and Not at All to Changes In the Weather. Have you ever ooticed in church immediately after a prayer or a ser mon la finished some one starts a cough and then a whole batter; ot conghs explode? The modern pi -i clan will Hell you by way of ex; tion that mierobe emanations from <e breath of the coughers find their way into the respiratory tract of others. "Who thereupon cough too. Not alone In church, but Id theaters and oiher indoor places where people gather in large numbers, is this coughing habit noticeable. In an article dealing with this sub Ject published in the Independent it Is explained that colds are slight Infec? tious fevers which spread particularly among the population of cities aud which are due to contagion and not at all to changes in the weather. These may predispose by lowering resistive vitality and by disturbing the circula? tion In mucous membranes, but it Is the presence of an infectious germ that gives rise to the symptoms of the cold. When one of these fcotbersorae affections gets Into a household usual? ly more than one person suffers from it, and It spreads In offices and schools and the like. It is much more fre? quently caught In a crowd than any? where else. The people who have a succession of colds during the winter time and those who have to work where many people come and go duriDg the day are particularly susceptible to them, ity Is not to some sadden change In the wleather that the physician looks for the^ origin of a cold, but to some rath? er lni*tliuate contact with other suffer? ers ftoVlP similar affection. FA17 AND FLOWERS. Extractin/fl Their Dsinty Perfumes Vom Odorous Blossoms. By a eProcess known as enfleurage, which la* the exposure of beef fat to fresh fl/^wers In closed boxes until it la thoj/ougbly permeated and charged with Vthelr odors, the perfumes of va? rious! flowers are obtained which could not lotherwlse be" so effectually pre eervej'd apart from the fresh petals. Thosf e flowers are violet. Jasmine, tube? r?s?, rose, orange flower and cassic (cinfpnmon flowers?. Prom those six therva are fifty or more combinations madfle for the simulation of tho odors of ?>tber flowers. Sweet pea Is made wltmi orange flower and Jasmine, bya clntsV Is counterfeited by Jasmine and tnbeSroae and the lily of the valley by TioleVt and tuberose. Time resources of the perfumer are. however, by no meaus confined to the pomajdes. as the scented fats are term? ed. Ille uses many essential oils, the princ?ifal of which are sandalwood. bergaBuiot, lemon, rosemary, neroli <madtB' from bitter orange flowers1?. pntehjoull and attar of roses. The lat? ter, vW?"hicb Is not now used so much as formerly, is very difficult to obtain In I pugfre state, because Its great cost tempMts to dishonest adulteration. Very often! geranium oil Is substituted for It, B?Tusk Is another important ingredi? ent^entering, as It does, luto almost all peiwfumes except those that actually !in? Imitations of flower odors or, as led by perfumers, "natural"?as. for insgi'tance. the heliotrope, tuberose. wbBito rose nnd violet?New York Prates. The Music Soothed Him. (In his book * My life's Pilgrimage" ?omas Catling gives an interesting lmpse of Gludstone In the Midlo faian campaign of 1S80: 1 happened to meet an organist [rom Edinburgh, who told me that In le throes of that electoral fight Mr. Gladstone Moot bed and st eadied him J;elf with music. Having arranged a fdme for the organ practice, he was provided with a key, by means of (which he could enter the church quite privately. Silently and alone he would Bit In one of the pews with his fore lead resting on his hands while the >rgnnlst played over a number of fa fmiliar and impressive hymn tunes. The listener neither looked up nor jpoko until the hour compelled him to love. Then, with a "Thank you," he [passed out to throw himself again Into Ithe bustling i>olltlcal contest Forestalled. "Widows." said the observing man. I'are very attractive, but about a wid rwer there Is always something un :anny, something almost clammy?I tiean, of course, from the matrimonial L?int of view. '*T know a widower who is thinking f marrying again. He thought he'd roach the matter delicately the other jornlng to his little daughter, so be aid: " 'AJa, my dear, bow 1 did love your Imother!' "But the little girl gave him a su* >lcious look and snapped: ?Say "do." not "did," papa.' [Washington Star. His Mexican Commission. "Yes, he's a very merry wag. The st time he went to Mexico his wife ed him to bring back some of the nroidery work for which the conn* fis. When he reached home her 0 box containing half nan teeth, she Cried, "what's this':" drawn work," he tripplug? Cleveland Plain Dealer. Moggge. Missing Much. "How d.< '!,'a> '-ratal <?; ???? iiir ??| cm', ^^-r-iand what they an lying." f^A'u You " I"11 .^^"iri: Post. Refrain from co" late shall prosper! tousneea and tb. L-P'.'ito mm 1 "a ; k hours! CARE FREE CONVICTS. Jail Lift |p Montenegro a Choerful Sort of Existence. Cettinje, the capital of Montenegro, possesses the most remarkable prison system In the world. The Jail pre? sents little to indicate that it is a place of confinement. There are no outer prison walls, a id in the cells the men?about teu in each?are as con? tentedly and comfortably housed as their own personal domestic belong? ings can make them. Moreover, they ^ are generously fed. and cigarettes without stint, wine occasionally add no work at all combine to check any desire to escape more effectually than would strong walls. Iron bars and an army of warders. When W. J. Still mao was In that country In the seven? ties all the free men were away fight? ing, and he observed bow when a mes- % senger was wanted the official took a man out of the prison and sent him off, having no fear that he would not return. One such messenger was sent to Cattaro, in Austrian territory, with 8,000 florins for the bank and duly came back. Another asked a Russian at Cattaro to intercede with Prince J Nicholas for his release from prison. m "But you are not in prison," said the Russian. "Oh," said the man, "1 have only come down for a load of skins for 80 and-so. but I must go into prison again when I get back to Cettinje," One guard watched all the prisonersljf when they sunned themselves out of doors, and if be were called away a prisoner would take his rifle and do duty for the time,?London Mall. GRISTLE BREAD. A Favorite In Norway and In Parts of Germany. "What is gristle bread? Why, that," said a baker, "is a kind of bread that is peculiar to Norway and to some parts of Germany. In Norway it has been made for many years, and here there are bakeries in which it is made ^ for Norwegian patrons who still pre- ? fer it wherever they may be. "In making gristle bread the loaves when first formed up from the dough are laid on boards and put through an extra heated oven in which there hi baked on them an outer crust or skin, the gristle. Then the loaves are turn ed over and put through the oven^ again, so that the gristle may be baked all over them. This quick oven makes only that outer crust on the loaves, which are then placed in another oven for their final complete baking. "Originally In Norway gristle breai was made of rye flour only. In this . country there was a demand for a/^ handsomer and larger loaf, and wheat flour was mixed with the rye, as has now to some extent come to be the cus? tom In Norway also. Here tne pro? portions now used are about half and half, the result being a bigger loaf of the same weight as one of all rye. m "Gristle bread costs more than or? dinary bread because of the greater time and labor required in making it" ?New York Sun. His Equivocal Answer. The blushing girl buttonholed her flushed fiance. k "Well, Egbert," she murmured, "did * papa give his consent?" Egbert drew himself up stiffly. "He did not commit himself either way," he responded. "Then are we or aren't we engaged, Egby?" "1 do not know," answered Egby. g still stiffly. 1 "But what happened?" "This," said Egby more stiffly than ever. * I went in and said: 'Sir, I wish to marry your daughter. Have I your consent?' lie turned and looked at me a minute, then he grew red in the face, then be grabbed me, then he lift-^ ed me up, then he tLrew me over flie banisters. But whether he is in favor of our engagement or net Ethelbrite, he did not say." Beginning of the Drama. The theater lo the only sense that is worth considering was born in Athens. Both tragedy a ad comedy spring from feasts in boaor of Bac? chus, and as the Jesia and frolics were found to be out of place when intro? duced Into graver scenes a separate province?the true drama?was formed and comedy arose. The father of the Greek comedy was Aristophanes, wbc had lots of fun lampooning the public men of Athens. The creator of Greek tragedy was Aeschylus, born B. C. 625. In sublimity Aeschylus has nev? er been surpassed. He Is to the drama what Phidias and Michelangelo are to art?New York American. The irony of Fate. "What is your understanding of the irony of fate?" asked the bashful young man. ??Well," the beautiful girl replied, "if two fellows should tight over me and I shouldn't get into the papers I should think that was about it" ? Chicago Record ! 1 era Id. The Similarity. The do. tor tol l little Mary she was anaemic i ecanse she was so erbten. A few days after she exclaimed* "oh. mamma, come here and look a; this anaemic horse! lie's just ns white as he can be!"?Judge. Quarrelsome. Polly - I never knew such a quarrel lome rill as Molly Polly?That's right Half the time she lsa*t Dl ?peaking terms with her own cote science - Philadelphia l edger. Fair S' r>\. tsitien, The l ady- Ai d h y, rr father work log, my little ma i V The Little Man ? I s'poee so. mum. The Judge said 'ar? labor.- London Tfelegrnpgj. f Better it Is to bt ! pitied.- Herodotus. tnvled ma'