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DAKK CORNER.
Dark Corner. 8ept. 1?.?Every?
thing Is quiet In this neck of the
Tito second primary election here
pstatd off very pleasantly, and I
have not seen anyone rejoicing or
moaning over the result.
Miss Lorena Kolb, of Rldgeway,
V>nera?ld county, la spending a few
days with Miss Eunice Osteen at the
g/CAsnorea.
Mrs. Joe M. Ardls hat gone to
Manning on a visit to her mother,
srtM is quite sick at her son's, Mr.
John F. McLeods.
Hard Times.
ROCKT BIjUFF.
Rocky Bluff. Sept. 16.?Everybody
4s picking cotton and cutting hay
now, so we have plenty of music, the
gtu, the negro and the mowing ma
?
chine.
Mr. Otis Pitman spent last Friday
and Saturday with relatives at Silver.
Mr. J. J. Hatfleld and family spent
Sunday with his brother, Mr. B. F.
Hatfleld.
Mr. O. P. Josey spent Sunday In
tho Concord section.
Mr. Willie McLeod and little son.
Cecil, spent Sunday afternoon at his
father's. Mr. J. L. Mc I,end's.
Mr. Johnson White and family
spent Sunday at his father's. Mr. J.
K Whlte'a
Miss Poplin, of Sumter. spent Mon?
day and Tuesday with Mrs. Johnson
White
Miss Edith Wells, of Privateer, is
speeding some time with relatives
and frlen is here.
Mrs. J. M. Fogle went too Sumter
Monday.
Mrs. J. L, McLeod snd son. Donal.
spent Tuesday afternoon with her
sister. Mrs. W. Brown.
Mrs. Willie McLeod and children
and Mrs. Jerry Sanders spent Tues?
day afternoon with Mrs. W. F. Ba?
ker.
Mrs. W. T. BarAeld and little
daughter spent Wednesday and Wed?
nesday night In Sumter with her
sb other. Mrs. Broadway.
Mrs. Mary Davis is spending some
time with her niece, Mrs. Brown.
Miss Eva Hatfleld went to Sumter
Thursday.
Mr. Arthurs Hatfleld went to his
father's. Mr. B. F. Hatfleld's last
Thursday, and his many friends here
are sorry to hear of his being very
sack, and hope that he will soon be
ereil and back with them again.
Little Frank McLeod, the youngest
Son of Mr. and Mrs. Willie McLeod,
stepped on a na'l and hurt his foot
very badly last Friday, but owing to
tils mother being a good nurse he 's
able to be st play again.
Marion Ardls has neen sick with
SK*m?< kind of throat trouble this
week; it was thought at first to be
snphtheria. but we are glad to say
M was not and that he is much bet
WI SACKT.
Wlsaekv. Sept 16.?The heated
aampalgn Is ever, and many are dis?
appointed with the results of the
election, while others rejoice. I am
SJggff to see the spirit manifested in
order t<> defeat any candidate fur of?
fice Persecution has help, d te StSOt
a \ery undesirable man to office. Hut
now that he has been Chosen by the
eaajority ef the voters ef Smith Caro?
lina as ?.ur chief executive, |,?t us all
yield ktmi <f u I ly. and lend him ?ur
support \nd I feel assured ..Ir
fllease will make us ;i tetter govern
?er than we SI 11 pa Is
This .i spell of weather is very
acceptable after such a siege of hot
weather through whhh we have
pas*- I
The business season has opened
with ??right prospects, and all seem
ts be full of I ope and at SI
Cotton pb-klng and ginning are In
fall blast The boll weevil |a doing
Ills work t?tet I rely, and there seems
t/> be no wnv to ,irresf him. Hur onlv
comfort I* the more he destroys.
The sltorter I he ? rnp tad Ihe greater
the prl ?
nor cent at unity win >?<?>.,n be spars
of young r.dks a^ ?|o will all be
gone f.. m, hools Bl I hers Ol pu
pHi
MK? Blanche DeaChapin has left
for ir ir i ?|||a, v.. . re the Will |? h h
la the aradi g m ).I.
Mr. Wilson Scott has gone to
Hopkins, where he has charge of the
graded school*
Miss Mamie Williams, a recent
graduate of Winthrop College, has I
Bas m rhOOl in one of the upper cour
tns. This school is fortunate in se?
curing this young lady as a teach
?r.
Miss Mary Cooper, after a loni
absence in the mountains, has re?
turned to make her home cheerful
fur her father and brother.
The Wisacky school opened last
Monday with Miss Colman as teach?
er.
Capt. II. W. Lucius will move his
family to Sumter in the near future,
so that his children can enjoy the
advantages of Its excellent schools.
Our loss will be your gain. I hop*
his home here will be occupied by
some good family.
Mr. Marvin DuBose. is visiting his |
mother. Mrs. W. W DesChamps. Hi
is now In business in Charleston. |
Cotton Is being sold as fast as ]
glnnned. and with three ginneries In |
apple pie order there Is no trouble
It get It ginned.
We have the finest crop of pea
vine hay and the most of it we have
ever had in this section. It will soon
be ready for the mower.
Corn, pears and potatoes are prom ?
ising.
The new church at Mt Zion I?
progressing rapidly and will, when
completed, be an Imposing building.
Their prcaent pastor is a very prom?
ising young man, and popular with
all his people.
The health of our community is
very good at present.
Dr. N. Y. Alford has treated him?
self to an automobile with which to
cover his extensive practice.
STATEIBURG.
Stateburg, Sept. 19.?Miss Bessie
Barnwoll left on Wednesday for
Raleigh, N. C, where she will at?
tend St. Mary's College.
Master Sam Ramsey, who has
been the guest of his sister, Mrs. S.
R. Cain, in Laurens, has returned
home, after a stay of several weeks.
Rev. W. 11. Barnwell spent several
days in Columbia during the past
week.
Mrs. David Alexander, who hsi
been the guest of Mr and Mrs. Dc
Saussure Bull, has returnee home.
Mrs. John R. Sumter Is the guest
of relatives in the neighborhood.
Mr. Julien Barnwell leaves to?
morrow for Charleston, where he
will attend Porter Military Academy.
The Statehurg High School, which
will he taught this session by Miss
Lee Moore, opens on Sept. 19th.
Mrs. C. L. Boyte, of Henderson
vllle, N. Oh Is spending some time
with her mother. Mrs. W. R. Flud.
Miss Ida Dwlght will leave very
soon for Charleston, where she will
attend the Confederate Home Col?
lege.
Divine sen 'ice will he held by
Bishop William Alexander Guerrv
at the Church of the Holy Cro|? on
Sunday morning. Sept. 25th. at 11.SO
o'clock.
REMBERT.
Remhert. Sept. IS,?We are hav?
ing cool and fair weather at last
which is highly appreciated l?>
everybody,
Coton picking is in full blast,
though hands are vary scarce, ami
should we have a September storm
there would he a great deal of dam
aged cotton.
Mr. W. C. Harllee, of Cartersvill. .
Is home, threatened with fever, bill
we are glad to know that he is im?
proving.
The health of our community is
improvirig.
Mr. W. R. Brown Is quite sick it
his home on Ratting Creek.
Mr. Bill Hollan. who has been se?
riously sick for some time, is slowly
improving.
The audience at McLeod's ehapel
on yesterday was sadly disappointed
When their esteemed and beloved
pastor, Mr. Wright, failed to put In
an appearance.
Mr. Cole preached a very Interest
ing sermon at Pisgah on yesterday.
We always enjoy Bro. Cole's ser?
mons, for through the power of God
he always gives us something new
and Interesting.
We heard Tredell Meares make I
ringing Democratic speech a few yean
SsTOI now he Is spouting hot air on
the other side.?Rowland, (N. ('.)
Sun.
The Rockefeller Association of the
cnited states is a genealogical organ?
isation, and. strange to relate, John
i?. doesn t belong to it. Purtheromre
he refuses to Rive the name Ol Iiis
?father to the compiler of a Rockefell?
er genealogy. The required date eon
t?e furnished by Ida Tarbel' if .i<?im
i?. refuses in give the Information.?
I :..stf,n I?:?11 v 1 Hobe
They raised sand sure enoughl at
that Democratic resurrection In Malm
Atlanta t 'onstll ntlon.
\v<- ;ir?- patiently waiting f>>\- Moose*
reit t<> mi thai i--i? of adviser to
China by following Ihe Texas hint nf
telling lor In fir it tuck her skirt int..
h< i pants Plttsburg 3un.
She Is Really a Wonderful Woman
In Her Own Way.
A GREAT HAND WITH YARBS.
She Can Brew Them Into a Medicine
That Hits the Spot Every Time and
It Batter Than a Doctor's Visit.
How She Made Old Pulaiftr Jump.
"My Aunt .lulls Is really a wonder
ful woman," exclaimed the low browed
mau? placing his feet on the manager's
desk. "Sho hasn't any diplomas from
medical colleges, but when It comes to
curing a sick man she can give the
ordinary doctor a start of ten years
and beat him around a block. Aunt
Julia haa firm faith In yarns"
"Ton mean herbs." Interrupted the
profesaor.
'T don't mean anything of the kind.
1 mean yarbe. You go over to Aunt
Julia and mention yarbe, and her eyes
will brighten up and shell aak you to
alt down and eat a piece of pie, but
If yon began talking about herbs she'd
paste yon one with her trusty sauce?
pan and knock off a corner of your
scalp. Aunt Julia is pretty touchy
about some things.
"One dsy old Mrs. Doollttle blew
Into the house to spend the afternoon,
and Aunt Julia happened to say that
something happened In Aprlle. Mrs.
Doollttle thinks she knows more than
Webster's unadulterated dictionary be?
cause she taught school about 150
years ago, when she was a young wo?
man, and she called my aunt down and
said that there was no such word as
Aprlle.
M 'Ton mean April, my dear,' says
she.
**'! don't mean any such doggone
thing,' says my aunt 'I mean Aprlle,
and If you don't like It, Mrs. Doollttle,
you can lump It and be blamed to
you.'
"Well, they fanned away for live
minutes or so. and their language be?
gan to make the shingles fall off the
roof, and 1 was thinking of sending In
a hurry call for the cops, when Mrs.
Doollttle left the bouse by way of the
window and Jumped three fences with?
out touching them In her haste to get
home. A lot of saucepans and other
household utensils whizzed past her
ears and seemed to stimulate her.
"That's the sort of woman Aunt
Julia la Now. if you want to go over
and talk to her about herbs 1 won't
interfere.
"if there's anything my aunt delights
In It is doctoring people. She hasn't
a bit of use for drug store medicines.
She brews her own remedies, and she
doesn't think anything will help a
sick person unless It tastes like the
royal palace of Abyssinia. A dose of
her colic medicine will make a man's
Ins id es fee1 as though he had swai
lowed a porcupine.
"1 bad the colic last summer, and the
medicine she made for me had smoke
on lt. I can taste It yet Sometimes
I dream that Aunt Julia Is handing me
a spoonful of ber colic medicine, and
then I always wake with a yell. She
is au old fashioned woman. She gath?
ers her yarbs at certain stages of the
moon, and when she Is brewing her
medicines she mutters Incantations
and makes msses with her hands and
does a lot ?f tricks that make your
blood run cold. But her remedies hit
the spot
"Old man Pulsifer, you know, was
a hopeless Invalid for a year. He sat
In s wheeled chair, and bis wife fed
him with tte fire shovel, and all the
members of the family were kept so
busy waiting on him that they hadn't
time to wind the clock or prime the
pump. He said he had paralysis of
the worst kind, and everybody believed
him. Aunt Julia went over there one
day and looked at the old man's tongue
und poked hitu lu the ribs And tapped
him with a tuning fork and said she
could cure him up so quick It would
make his head swim.
" Tf you can cure that man so he'll
be of some use to the world,' said Mrs.
Puslfer. Til give you the silk crazy
quilt my grandmother gave me when
she was dying.'
"Aunt Julia gathered a lot of yarbs
at the dark of the moon In the south?
east corner of a graveyard and stewed
them over u slow fire. * ml the broth
she made from them would have warp?
ed the armor plate of a battleship. 1
knew by the smell of It that It was
the real stingo, and you can't Imagine
how glad 1 was that 1 didn't have to
take It When she went over to dope
old Pulsifer she insisted on my going
along to help hold him down.
"Th old man didn't want to take It.
Anybody could see that He got a
smell of the stuff when Aunt Julia
took the cork from the bottle, and a
pale green sweat broke out on bis
brow. But 1 seized him by the top of
his head and pulled bis mouth open,
and my aunt poured down about forty
kilometers of her redbot dope, and
when It had sizzled Into his stomach
he let out oue warwboop and streaked
out of doors like a professional Mara?
thon runner. When we found him a
couple of hours later be was standing
In the creek, which was full of Ice wa?
ter, trying to get his vitals cooled off.
"I defy any regular practitioner to
make a quicker cure tban that"?Walt
Mason In Chicago News.
Easily Said.
"Some of theae tongue twisters are
really very hard to enunciate?for In?
stance, "the sea censeth and It suf?
fice! h us.' "
"Tinit 'th eatblly thald," llthptnglr
thmiied Mlth Bllthabeth. "Yon ihlin
ply thay ll tho: The then t heat bet h
and it thufntheth nth!' "- Life.
The march of the human mind Is
ilow.? Burke,
KGlD gutton for fair frige.
ADVICE OF SENATOR E. I).
SMITH TO SOUTHERN
FARMERS.
So'lttl Carolina Senator Says He
ports Indicate Present Crop Will
not Grantly Exceed that of Lnst
Year?Believes Twenty Cent? the
Pound not too Much hi View of
Conditions ? Pleads for Cotton
Fannera
Florence, Sept. 18.?Senator E. D.
Smith, in an interview, today gave
out the following statement with ref?
erence to the South's cotton crop, as
compared with a like period a year
ago.
"Reports from every cotton State
of importance indi te that the pre?
sent crop will not very greatly ex?
ceed last year's crop.
"In view of the fact that last year
was an unprecedented short crop, the
demand for the staple increases year
by year, the outlook for an adequate
supply to meet the demands of the
world Is poor indeed.
"The farmers of the South, and
the business men whose prosperity
depends upon the farmers, have the
situation fully in hand. Everything
depends upon whether they will mar?
ket the crop judiciously. The South
is not a section in which the doctrine
of protection finds many honest ad?
herents. We do not ask laws enacted
to protect us from competition; we
simply ask an open field and a free
fight?and that there shall not be
national legislation which will dis?
criminate against us. We are con?
tent to let the law of supply and de?
mand?honestly enforced ? deter?
mine the price of our commodity.
"I wish the cotton growers of the
South to remember that last year the
Payne-Aldrich tariff bill was en?
acted to give a profit to the manu?
facturer. This year, during the lat?
ter half of the session, the Attorney
General of the United States,
through information given him by
certain parties who seem to have
been short on cotton, Indicated cer?
tain ones who were attempting to get
an approximate^ legitimate price for
cotton.
"Now to state the case clearly:
The wole machinery of the Govern?
ment was set in motion to pass such
law? as would guarantee the man?
ufacturer a profit, and then to in?
voke the law to prohibit the produc?
er of the raw material from getting
the price that the simple law of na?
ture?the law of supply and demand
?entitled him to.
"The so-called bull clique were to
1w- hauled Into court to answer to the
charge of an Illegal combination in
the restraint of trade, while the same
body that passed the Sherman Act
were busy passing the Payne-Aldrich
bill to legalize the artificial profit to
the manufacturers of America.
No Exceptions.
"I asked the question of a leading
Republican Protectionist if he would
not vote to exempt labor and Indus?
trial organizations from the opera?
tions of the Sherman Act. His reply
was that he believed that all should
stand on the same footing before the
law. He knew then that the dis?
crimination, under the law, was op?
pressing those who labor for wages,
and who produce the raw material,
in favor of those who clip coupons
and own the manufacturing inter?
ests of America.
"I shall not attempt to dictate to
the farmers of the South what they
shall do. But, under the circum?
stances, 1 would be delighted to see
them combine and hold their cotton
from the market, wherever it is pos?
sible for them to do so, lrtil it shall
bring such price as shall measure
the artificial price placed upon man?
ufactured articles by virtue of the
tariff.
"My honest conviction is that 20
cents a pound for the present crop
is none too high, in view of the sup?
ply, the cost of production, the com?
parative value of cotton with other
textiles and the artificial price that
now obtains on manufactured goods.
"Last year, when the Attorney
General of the United States was set?
ting the machinery of the law in
motion to Investigate the bulls, I
introduced a resolution in the Sen?
ate, which was unanimously passed,
that he should, in common decency,
Investigate the bears also.
Pledges Cooperation.
"I shall do all In my power,
whilst a member of the United States
Senate, to see to it that those who
produce the raw material shall get a
square deal.
"it seems that the tide Is turning
our way; and If the people will only
be faithful to their own interests and
demand what is legitimately theirs,
there is no power under Heaven to
keep us from getting it.
"I shall from now on, as occasion
demands and the press will permit,
give such advice and such Informa
I tlon as seem to me th<> circumstances
I riotnfltel.
"The decline In price at present, In
I tnv opinion, is hut an attempt to
I take advantage of tho necessity of
the case and gel as much cotton as
poslble during Ihe time, when the
unfortunate ones have got to meet
their guano bills, sipply bills and
notes in bank.
"1 plead with every Southerner,
regardless of his profession, vocation
or avoeatlon to stand by and lend all
possible aid to that long-suffering,
much-abused, but glorious producer
of all the South s currency?the cot?
ton farmer!"
OUR POOR LITTLE EARTH.
A Mere Speck Compared With Some
of the Monster Sunt.
The main facts of astronoui) tire
highly Interesting. It is only dry text
books that have made us turn away
from them. Read a good popular as?
tronomy and you will gain a dim. re
mote idea of iutinlty and eternity
Sometimes you think yov wee a big
star, but you do not. You merely see
the light from It which has been gJMaJ
years in reaching us.
Almost everybody knows that our
earth is a third rate planet in our
solar system. Jupiter would scarcely
condescend to uottee us. But they do
not know that our sun Itself sits be
low the salt. It would not be admit
ted to a congregation of Important
heavenly bodies can opus, the lar?
gest star that we see. Is 10.000 times
the size of our sun. aud our solar ceu
ter is hopelessly outclassed by Alde
baran, Rigel. Sirius. Betelguese and
countless others.
Mark Twain put this fact very well
In one of his stories. "Captain Storm
field's Visit to Heaven." When the
captain arrived and announced that be
was from the earth the recording an?
gels could not remember ever having
heard of su< Ii a place before. One
finally recalled that it was a poor lit?
tle planet belonging to a poor little
solar system away down In a dark cor?
ner of the heavens.?New York World.
A BRIGHT IDEA.
Unusual Sagacity That Was Lauded by
the Professor.
That the proverbial absentmiuded
professor is sometimes ably abetted by
his wife is illustrated by a story tol*
of Professor Bunseu. One evening
about the usual hour for retiring he
took it into his head to run over to
the club just as be and madam were
returning from an evening call.
"But," said the lady. "1 must hive
the front door locked before 1 retire."
This emergency staggered the pro?
fessor, and as he looked bewildered at
his wife the lady, seized with an in?
spiration, continued:
"I'll go in and lock the door and
throw you the key from the window."
This program was carried out and
when he reached the club the profess?
or related the Incident to a friend as
evidence of his wife's unusual sagac?
ity.
The friend greeted the story with a
roar of laughter.
"And why, my dear professor." he
said, "did you not simply admit your
wife, lock the door from the outside
and come away?"
"True," ejaculated the learned man
of science, "we never thought of that"
The climax of the incident was
reached an hour later when, returning
home, the professor discovered that
the lady in her excitement bad thrown
out the wrong key. x
It Cost Money to Be Smart.
A sprightly young matron hopped on
a car at Eighth and Chestnut streets,
handed a half dollar to the conductor
and hurried to a seat without getting
the change. The conductor, grinning
broadly at the outcome which he ex?
pected, awaited developments. When
the car reached Sixth street the wo?
man turned to the conductor and re?
marked. "Did I get my change?"
The conductor laughingly handed her
the change.
Then the scene changed.
"My good man.1' icily spoke the
young woman, "1 gave you a dollar."
Protestations on the part of the con?
ductor availed him nothing. He fished
about his clothes and found another
four bit piece and handed it up, with a
sigh.
"The next time 1 try to be funny,"
said the conductor, "1 hope some one
catches me before it costs me so much
money ."?Philadelphia Times.
Pessimistic.
"What is an antiquarian, pa?"
"A man who. not satisfied with his
present troubles, is looking for some in
the past"?New York Press.
The hearts of men are their books;
events are their tutors; great actions
are their eloquence.?Macaulay.
Hope.
"Say, pop, I've got to write a compo?
sition on 'Hope.' What is 'hope,' any?
way?"
"Hope, my boy. Is the joyous expec?
tation of being able to dodge our just
deserts."-Life.
A Short Fall.
"Golly. Mike, are you alive after
falling two stories?"
"Why, that's not far; this is a flfty
one story building."?Judge.
a $1 o.oon,(no shoe corporation has
been formed in Massachusetts N >w
watch the cow hide.?TVtrlot Free
Tress.
The tipless hotel in London has
proved a great financial success in
the first year of management. Here
is a foreign Idea Americans could
adopt with both pleasure and profit.
st. Louis Globe-Democrat
The Chinese prince will be welcome
to Ban Francisco, but it won't take
him long to study ail this coast can
show him of tin navy, s.m Francisco
< 'hr< ?nh b .
Submerging of tho Kgo.
Back In his home eitv, in the blue
grass empire, says Brooklyn Life,
they love to tell some good stories
Of their much honored John G, Car?
lisle and those pleasant nights at the
banquet board illuminated with the
s< intillant wit. Oc casionally, toe,
the aftecmath of the banquet board
comes in for a share of reminiscence.
Two men of the bright coterie
i Lathered about Senator Carlisle in
i
I those rare times will not soon be for?
gotten in their section?one the aris?
tocratic and big-brained Hamilton,
the other the witty and irresistible
Irish counselor and orator, Hallam.
With Carlisle, they made a trio ef
cronies seldom matched. All lived
on Garrard avenue, and to this day
the older residents along that street
recall with tender reminiscent grins
how gallantly the three would oft
escort one another home in the hours
'ayant the twal."
But one night (or morning?) there
was a strange perplexity. The bell of
the Carlisle residence kept ringing
distractedly. Neighbors peeped out.
seeing only the three familiars
on tho top step. Wouldn't the latch?
key work? ,
Finally an upper window opened
and the madam, never overpatieat
with this state of things, asked, ia
exasperated tones:
"What Is the matter down there?**
"Mrs. Carlisle.'* answered Hallam.
with a tongue rather less glib than
was its wont, "we have brought home
the senator." ,
"Oh, well," she returned, impa?
tiently, "just stand him up in the
doorway and go on. I'll come aad
get him."
"We would gladly do it, madam.'*
rejoined the Irishman, debonalrely.
"Only?you will have to come down
and pick him out"
To Save Trouble.
Rafferty was about to be operated
upon for the fourth time for appen?
dicitis. The surgeons were all ready
to begin as soon as the anaesthetic
was administered and stood about
with their knives, needles and other
paraphernalia in readiness. The pa?
tient, with the memory of other op?
erations fresh in his mind, asked
If he could make a suggestion.
"Certainly," said the doctor ha
charge.
"Thin, doctor," said Rafferty,
"don't ye think yez had better put
me together wld hooks and eyes thia
toime?"?Notional Monthly.
A Truthful Assertion.
The worst habit that boys can fall
into is that of loafing around on
the streets at night. It is then
they cast their lot in slippery places
when at any moment they are likely
to fall from grace. All good and no?
ble lesson taught them by their
mothers are there counteracted and
nullified. They learn nothing that la
good?but everything bad. The boys
who spend their evenings In the sa?
cred precincts of home, with good
books for their companions are the
future hope of this republic; they
will fill our legislative and congress?
ional halls and sit in judgment upon
men and measures, which the boys
who run the streets will fill our
penitentiaries, almshouses and lunatic
asylums. Parents who are responsi?
ble for the broken laws of decency
will have broken hearts and bowed
down heads In the awakening years
that will Inevtlably follow.?Dorches?
ter Eagle.
Two Cases,
The clerk of arraigns on assize was
swearing the jury when a juryman
said:
"Speak up! I cannot her. what
you say."
The presiding judge asked if he
was deaf.
"Yes. my lord, of one ear."
"Well." responded the judge, "you
may go, for it Is necessary that jury?
men should hear both sides."
Another judge, however, on a like
objection, said:
"Oh, let him be sworn. We only
hear one side of a case at a time.**?
Exchange.
While Mary was enjoying her first
experience in the surf at the seashore
we prudently remained rear the
beach. Some boys were Malrloualy
sporting in the whltecapped break?
ers, which, expending vheir fury,
gradually overtook us.
"Auntie." cried Mary, "I ca."?'t
stand this any longer unless you
make those boys quit splashing the
waves this way."?Delineator.
The doll at China's Drug Store was
swarded to Miss Doris McCollum.
who guessed its correct name.
"<; n'endolyne."
Thomas R, Watson again shakes
the dust of Democracy off his sand
sis and departs from us with the
warning that "the wohle nation seems
to be plunging hellward." If that be
true. Thomas, we shall met I again.?
Houston Chorntcle.