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STATEBURG.
State *>urg. May 13.?Mr. and Mrs.
Jamea O. Simons and their little
daughter, after visiting relatives In
the neighborhood, have returned to
their home In Kutawvllle.
Dr. Matt S. Moore, of Charleston,
has been on a short visit to his pa?
rents. Mr. and Mrs. Screven Moore.
Mr. Frank P. Burgess spent Sunday
at his old home here.
Mr. William Lynam. who has been
the guest of Mr. and Mrs. S. H. Ham
gey, has returned to his home In Pri?
vateer.
Memorial Day was observed here
with appropriate and Interesting ex?
ercises, after which lovely laurel
wreaths were laid on the graves of the
Confederate dead, who having fought
the good fight, do now rest from their
labors.''
DARK CORNER.
Dark Corner. May 14.?Nothing of
an exciting nature in this corner.
Some sickness, such as colds, grip, etc.
I have been real sick myself since my
laat letter.
Mrs W. J. Ardis. Mrs. Douglas
Weeks, three of Mr Jim McLeods
family and Mr. Hill Lackey have all
been sicV. hui all an better so far as
1 have heard, though Mr. Wash Scott
la qulete sick and has been for the
last two days with fever.
I believe about all the afrmers are
through planting cotton and have com?
menced to plough corn and scrape
cotton. I have seen a little cotton
Chopped ggj| ggjg p. raped the s.-omd
time. There was very little cotton re?
planted hereabouts. I think Mr.
Blandlng Ardls had to plant over
about ten or twelve acres. Others had
so near a stand that they had rather
replant than to plough up and plant
over.
What rorn I have seen looks rather
?mall. I think for the middle of May.
Mr. Hen Geddings and Mr Wash
?eott spent last Monday at Levl's Mill
In sear- n mi the finny tribe, with no
lock at all. They went to Fuller's
Barth I.ake on Thursday and caught
enough for dinner, and a few to bring
home.
One of your readers in your city
asked me when I was up on the 2nd.
when I was going to write for you
again I replied, when I got sober
and* <*t the cobwebs of equalization
out of my brain. So I came home
and was taken sick and have not writ?
ten until now
I believe we will have some fruit,
auch s? peaches and plums, but near?
ly all the apples are blighted.
I wonder If my Plsgah brother got
any sense, (census), from the old ne?
gro In the loft
I came within less than twenty-four
hours of getting the census Job for
tny (Manchester > township, but BP*
W. (J Wotts heat the water,
and since me and mine have been sick
I am real glad I missed the appoint?
ment as enumerator.
Mr John P. Windham, of Wedge
field, whs In this corner yesterday.
Mr. and Mrs W. T. Kolb visited
Mr and Mm W J. Ardis lant night.
Mrs. M. B. MelatOali and son. John
J. Ardl*. v?*sterdny evening.
DALZELK
Dalsell. May 1?.?We are still hav?
ing dr.. <<?o| weather, and part of
tie ha\f? n<?t got a good stand of cot?
ton, yet, and wont get It until we get
a rain, oats are better thnn was ex?
pected and have begun to ripen In
places, and we feel sure they wont
get rlp?- any too soon for sumo of the
poor old ftgfPM of tne community.
Gardens are nlmo.it a failure with
most of us. so we have nothing here
to brag of. hut the dd .-.aylng a bad
beginning makes a good ? ndlng. Bo
we nr>> hoping it nciv gfOVt tru?- this
year. TfcOft iM WmWM COttOfl being
chopped where It Is birg?- enough.
Your < om <p"ti'b nt spent last WOel
In <b >r<. tow n and In different parts
of the ? ounty and I PMSt s.iy It dOSS
good to leave home sometime* and
go off :i rid - ? h ? \ >.t h- r I" ? ' r<
getting on. for IN seldom Wi < mnot
gee some one who is In a WOTSt ti\
than we are, so we have n..rn?thlng
to be thanful for QsoCgltoWS H I
very BpM town, hut wont coin pan
with Bgflstgf any means :?nd when
you leave the town and get out In the
section of country, where I went, they
are 100 years behind us In the farm?
ing interest, of course, they ralso a
.; " i many plney woods hogs and
ows. hut they raise hut little else, Si
a good many don't have any gard?ilII
We drove ten miles before we found
anyone with 0OTH enough for us to gel
a feed for our horse. They keep Uf
their fences and their stock runs Si
large and they work a good deal ol
turpentine, but some logs for the At
lantic Coast Lumber Company and k<
tishing is about the way they live
down there.
The I ?alz. 11 s< h<?ol did not ClOM SI
I had said, the trust.-.m having found
that they had suflhient money to run
it for two weeks longer. Miss Stu r
key and Miss Alford will have then
school entertainment on the night of
the 27inst.. and it 11 expect, d to be i
grand success, as both teachers and
pupils are making a considerable ef
fort to make it such.
Rev. J. N. Wright preached a fine
ptflUl yesterday at Dalzell. His sub?
ject being the Lord's supper, after
which the sacrement of the Lord's
upper was administered. There will
be preaching at Tirzah next Sunday
at 4:30 p. m.
There will not be any preaching at
Horeb Raptist church next Sunday as
the pastor, Rev. Mr. Wilder is in Ral
timore attending the Southern Rap?
tist convention.
WISACKY.
Wisacky, May *6.?The recent cop?
ious showers improved the crops and
gardens greatly, but the very hign
and cold winds since then has made
It very dry and rain is greatly needed
just now.
Cotton on some farms is looking
well and being chopped to a stand,
but on many places it looks discour?
aging and seems to be dying out
ii spots, and as a general thing crops
are sorry for the time of year. The
hall last Sunday afternoon was heav?
ier In the lower country than It was
her.?. Had It lasted longer, great dam?
age would have been done.
Halley's comet Is the most popular
visitor to this section, many are rising
early these mornings to see and ad?
mire the grand and beautiful visitor.
The health of the community is
moderately good at this time.
The friends here of Mrs. DeLorme,
of Rishopville, are made sad to hear
of her extreme Illness.
Miss Lottie DesChamps. who has
been crltclally 111 for many weeks.
Seems to have rallied slightly and is
now considered a shade better.
Mr. Hugh Scott Is Improving slow?
ly from a severe spell of grippe.
Misses Kunlce and Annie Williams,
students at the Co-Educational Col?
lege In Drangeburg, will return to
their home next week.
Mrs. Perclval Stuckey, of Rishop?
ville, accompanied by her broth?
er-ln-law and sister, Mr. and Mrs.
Harmon of Rlchland ocunty, visit?
ed relatives here Saturday.
Mrs. W. C. Williams, of Summer
ton, has been spending the past two
weeks with relatives and friends here,
she was joined on Friday by her
daughter. Miss Marie, on her return
from Red Springs Presbyterian C??l
I Red Springs, NT. C, where she
has been a student for the past thr. if
\. ars. It was a Joy to have them
with us. They returned to their home
Saturday afternoon accompanied by
their uncle. Mr. J. H. Ledlngham,
who will spend a few days with them
at their lovely country home and will
then go to St. Stevens, to visit his sis?
ter. Mrs. Dr. Shlrer.
OUR SI MMKHTON LETTER
Summcrton. May 1??.?Recause of
the very unfavorable weather condi?
tions prevailing in this section for the
past few weeks, this seems to be a
. riti' ill period with our planters. The
possible need of replanting has not
? n long suggested, and likewise the
possible time for ploughing up first
seed is fast getting away. Within a
few days all will have decided which
COUnt to pursue. Not many farmers
in this immediate community were SO
unfortunate as to have their crops
r nn.'d by the recent hail storm, but
mans are suffering from the continu?
ed .1 weather, which so materially
hind, rs ths form I nation of the
grounded mH d. The complaint of
poof stands of cotton seems to, be
quite general
The proopoct of a poor crop with
Several months Intervening before
any just Idea can be had as to the
price of cotton during ths coming
s. asoii, goes at first sight appear dls
oou racing; but disastrous Inde id
must be the attending conditions t<>
prevent the farmers of this section
from making an average crop.
Among the enterprises recently In?
stituted in our town is an up-to-da'<
m< it market, menace ci by Mr. s. C,
Bannister, former depot, agent at this
point. Mr. Bannister has acquired
the old grocery vtand of w. K. Qosk?
fey, and l.y a feu repairs has BUC?
. ? >i. d in preparing a place well tu
Ie4 to the business, He recently pur?
? based s commodious and well er?
ranged refrigerator, and bop. :, i -
me. t ths net ds of housewives.
The store recently vacated by Mr,
w C, Johnson is now occupies] by
Mr. I?a\is Way, dealer in fancy gro?
ceries.
hr. i>. <>. Ran me has recently put
an attractive and most favorable im?
provement in his drug store building.
A iky light has been introduced just
above the prescription stand, which
has proven quite a comfort to the
force of salesmen, as well ms a pleas?
ing effect to the appearance of the
store.
The Lyceum management has con?
ceived the idea of presenting some
t( w attractions In the graded school
auditorium during the summer
months, Instead of confllng them?
selves to the usual winter season.
tm y have procured for the month of
May the Wilbur star Concert Com?
pany, whi a will give an enter tat n
nu nt here on the evening of the
25th. We understand that an attrac?
tion is also hooked for June.
Among the events of social interest
happening during the past week, was
the entertaining of the Matron's Book
Club by Mrs. C) C. Scarborough on
Friday afternoon last. Upon gather?
ing, the guests were pleasantly enter?
tained for a short while by the host?
ess, aftei which music- was rendered
by Misses Harper and Blackburn.
Mrs. J. I), luitledge and Miss Norris,
und a reading by Miss Annie But ?
ledge, all of which seems so eminent?
ly apnropriate and enjoyable that lit?
tle thought was given by the guests
to any further mode of amusement.
Nevertheless, papers were distributed
Among the guests, containing twenty
five questions, the answers to which
constituted what was to be cal|ed a
"Musical Romance." Mrs. Scar?
borough served delightful salad, fol?
lowed by Ice tea.
Misses Minna and Lizzie Richard?
son and Honor Lang, of Sumter, have
been the guests of Mrs. R. C Rich?
ardson, during the past week.
Miss Helen Frlerson Is visiting at
the home of Dr. D. O. Rhame.
Rev. Jno. Kershaw, Jr., leaves this
week for a stay of a month or two in
Walhalla and other up-country towns.
During his absence Mr. Hanckell
Taylor, of Charleston, will conduct bi?
weekly services in the Episcopal
church of this place.
Rev. W. S. Porter leaves at an ear?
ly date to attend the meeting of tho
General Session of the Southern Pres?
byterian church which convenes in
West Virginia.
Mr. J. 1). Rutledge is in Baltimore,
Md., attending the General Confer
in* of the Baptist church.
PERSONAL MENTION.
Mr. J. W. McKlever spent yesterday
in Charleston on business.
* * *
City Clerk and Treasurer Hurst,
who has been laid up with an attack
of rheumatism for ten days was at
hfs office today.
* ? *
Mr. R, L Manning returned this
morning from a business trip to the
North.
* * *
Mr. S. I. Till accompanied by his
wife, a grand daughter of the Hon.
R. H. Jennings, State Treasurer, left
for Columbia to participate in the cel?
ebration of Mr. and Mrs. Jennings'
golden weding, which takes place to?
day.
* si
Mr. J. H. Bidgeway, of Columbia,
the director of agencies of one of the
large life insurance comapnies of the
United States, Is In the city.
* * *
Mr. A. Witcover, of Marlon, a vet?
eran solicitor of life Insurance, is in
Sumter today.
* * *
Mr. H. C. DesChamps left for Char?
leston today to attend the meeting
of ag< nts and a banquet of his com?
pany.
* * *
Mr. Isaac M. Loryea is in Colum?
bia today, on business connected with
his company.
* ? ?
Mr. Edwards, the architect Of Co?
lumbia, was in the city for a few
hours today.
* ? 4
Dr, [. Murray Hair went to Union
Sunday.
* * *
W. F, Dargan, Esq., of Darlington,
Is in the city today.
* * *
Solicitor Stoll passed through the
city this morning on bis way to Co?
lumbia.
* * ?
Mr. (>. C, Scarborough, of Summer
ton, candidate for railroad commis?
sioner, was In the city this morning.
* * *
Mr. J II. Morgan, who has been
with the standard (?ii people here for
s< metlme leaves today for Rlch
mond, Va., where he has accepted <<
position with the Indian OH Co, II?'
is succeeded ai this place by Mr. C.
P. Gaff,icy. of Thomasvllle, N. C,
Richard Bossard was arrested Sat?
urday afternoon with seventy-two bot?
tles of leer. lie clallUS that tllO b.lg
gage Was for a white man at the Ho?
tel Sumter. hut he h:is not produced
the man yet, it Is thought that Bos?
sard knows . iore than he Is willing to
tell, Unlesi he shows up where the
beer came from he Will be held re?
sponsible for transporting The caw
was worked up by Officer McKagen.
A MANUFACTURED CLIMATE.
Methods of the Paris Market Garden?
ers In Forcing Nature.
The gardeners of Faris get their
products on tho market weeks before
the regular season for them. This
forcing of nature is described by Er
nest Foole in Success Magazine.
The secret is simply this: The French
maraichers have manufactured a cli?
mate to suit them. As one observer
has said. "They have moved the cli?
mate of Monte Carlo up to the suburbs
of Paris."
Some new prodigy of modern sci?
ence, tills? Not at all. Only enor?
mous expense In money and in time.
The gardens, whenever possible, are
placed on land with n slope to the
south, and are well protected by walls
on the north and east, walls built to
reflect light as well as to give protec?
tion from the northeast winds.
The ground is practically covered
with glass, not ns in a greenhouse, but
by glass frames in the open, "three
light" frames of uniform size, 12 by
4Ms feet, and also by glass bells. These,
too, are of a uniform size, about the
shape of a chapel bell, a little less
than seventeen inches in diameter and
from fourteen to fifteen inches high.
The French call them cloches. You
may often see over a thousand frames
and over 10.000 glass bells in one two
acre plot in the suburbs of Paris.
A more recent innovation is the em?
ployment of hot water pipes run under
the soil, making of the earth a verita?
ble steam heated hotel, with this es?
sential difference, that the hotel keep?
er here is desperately eager, not to
keep his guests, but to persuade them
to leave on the earliest possible day.
MADE MATTERS WORSE.
Her Effort to Correct Her Error About
Charles end Msry Lamb.
Charles Lamb, the beloved Elia of
tie essays, wrote both tragedies and
comedies, but was not a successful
playwright. NVheo his farce "Mr. H."
was produced at the Drury Lane the?
ater it failed conspicuously, and the
genial author, who was In the audi?
ence, himself joined with companion?
able vigor in hissing it.
It is, indeed, an airy trifle, too slight
In texture for the professional stage,
but it b?.s proved a charming play for
amateurs. At a recent performance
by a college dramatic society a little
?ialogue took place between two ladies
In the audience which would certainly !
have delighted Lamb himself could he
have heard it.
"*Mr. El., a farce in two acts by
Charles Lamb,'M read one of them
from her program. "Do you know, 1
had quite forgotten that Lamb was a
dramatic author."
"Oh, my dear." exclaimed her neigh?
bor, with a superior smile, "of course
he was! Surely you must remember
that he and his sister collaborated
with Shakespeare."
"Collaborated with Shakespeare!"
exclaimed the first speaker, startled
out of her politeness. "Ridiculous!
What could have put such an idea?
Oh. you must be thinking of the 'Tales
From Shakespeare,' by Charles and
Mary Lamb."
There was mirth in her voice, and
the superior person, flushing, perceived
that overhasty "cramming" for the oc?
casion had led her into error. She
tried to retrieve herself.
"1 did not mean collaborated with
him, of course." she explained loftily.
"That was merely a slip of the tongue.
I meant translated him." ? Youth's
Companion.
AN ESKIMO CHURCH.
The Seals'<in Sweatbox Finally Went
to the Dogs.
The missionary sent to the States for
a magic lantern and the necessary
slides. Thirteen months later they
reached him.
Everything in Baffin Land dates
from that ever memorable magic lan?
tern exhibition. From 300 miles around
the expectant Eskimos came in behind
their dog teams to participate In the
wonderful event The sealskin church
was filled to overflowing. The specta?
tors were packed as closely as sardines
In a tin. The scent of sperm oil and
blubber and sweat soaked furs min?
gled in the air. Although the ther?
mometer outside registered 40 degrees
below zero, the perspiration poured in
streams down the faces of the enthusi?
astic audience. And when the strag?
gling list of arctic explorers who have
touched at Cumberland sound have
long since been forgotten the recol?
lection of that magic lantern show
will linger in the minds of the Eskimo
from Meta Incognita to Cockburn Land.
But a few nights later a sad fate
befell the sealskin church. It was
eaten up by a pack of hungry Eskimo
dogs. These savage creatures, starved
almost to death, made a raid on the
edifice during a blindiug snowstorm.
Managing to get on top of the roof,
they soon tore holes In the sealskin
covering, and. in spite of the exertions
of the missionary and his entire con?
gregation, they actually ran away with
the greater portion of the frozen skin,
which, at a safe distance, they pro?
ceeded to devour?Everybody's Maga?
zine.
It's Good Point.
"But," asked the long haired young
man. "is there nothing at all about
poetry that you like?*'
"Yes," replied Crabbe. "Whenever I
see a poem it makes me feel good to
realize that there's no law to compel
me to read It "?Catholic Standard and
Times.
No grip is so hard to^hnke off as
that of early convictlonk.?Maurice
Thompson. k
He's a sure-footed mule wW? can
kick the same spot twice.
AN UNSOCIABLE LOT.
What Mr. Thomas Thought of the
Crowd In New York.
Mr. Thomas crammed a fresh stick
of birch into his little stove and closed
the door, which John Arnold had left
ajur on his entrance. The tiny shoe
shop thus became air tight. Then the
proprietor replied to John's question
of what he thought of New York.
"I can tell ye in 'mazing few words."
he said. "It's considerable of a place.
Lots doing au' splendid big buildings
an* schools an' churches an' all that.
They think they're some punkins too.
An' I abi'l saying that there ain't
plenty of real smart ones there. Spite
of all that, though. I call 'em kiud o'
ignorant, besides being cold In their
manners."
"I waut to know!" commented John,
visibly impressed by this recital.
?TU tell ye," continued Mr. Thomas.
"Brother Tom's boy's office is down
near the big Brooklyn bridge, and 1
used to go down there and set a good
deal while my wife visited with his
wife up in Harlem.
"When it come what they call rash
hour I used to go down an' stand on
the bridge an' watch 'em passing by,
hundreds of 'em, on their way home,
an' I got to feel real friendly an* to
know lots of 'em by sight. But"?
Mr. Thomas paused Impressively?
"but although I didn't miss an aft'
noon whilst I was there, an' that was
two weeks, nary one o' them men ever
give me a single glance of recognition.
"It wa'n't my place to speak first, me
being a stranger an' they home, so to
speak. I wa'n't going to push myself;
but. I tell ye what, John, two or three
times I had to bold on to myself to
keep from telling of 'em just what I
thought of such unfriendly ways.
44'Why.' says I to Brother Tom's
boy. 'how long do you s'pose one o'
them wouid be at Tunkett Corners be?
fore we knew him well enough to nod
to an' found out his name?' M?Youth's
Companion.
A CONTINGENT ASSET.
The Court Didn't Appoint a Receiver
to Administer It.
A woman's way of getting around
trouble, especially her ability to an?
swer a question without giving any in?
formation, is well known, particularly
to the members of the bar that have
had occasion to cross words with her
on the stand. A woman with a well
developed sense of humor once foiled
the persistent attempt of W. G. Cha
pln, late editor of the American Law?
yer, to elicit information in supple?
mentary proceedings. He tells the story
of the failure himself.
"I had been admitted to the bar but
a short time and was a fair specimen
of the average theory stuffed, practice
wanting, law school graduate. How
Joyously were the commands of the
managing clerk obeyed! Here was the
looked for opportunity to demonstrate
ray ability in the noble art of search
ingly examining a recalcitrant wit?
ness, a woman!
"Of the two, I fancy, however, that
it was the lady who was more self
possessed when the proceedings open?
ed. She was a dressmaker and had
been sued for debt by a dry goods
Arm. The examination dragged its
Blow length along, revealing no assets,
until finally came the omnium gathe?
rum query asked as a finisher.
M 'Have you any property of any
kind or nature, real or personal, or
any right or interest In property that
you have failed to mention?'
"Perhaps It was my tone she dis?
liked. At any rate, her eyes snapped.
?Well, I've got what perhaps you
wouldn't call an interest, but it's al?
most as good. It's an expectation.
Must I answer?"
" 'If you please.' I was encouraged.
" 'Well, you see. it's this way. I've
got two sLters, and both of 'em have
married finely. Now, neither one of
them begins to be as good looking as I
am.'
** Tes.' She had me puzzled.
" 'Well, I really don't see why I
shouldn't have the same show.'
"It is needless to say that there was
no receiver appointed to administei
this 'asset.' "?Chicago Record-Herald.
The Creditor's Letter.
Here is an interesting letter received
by a well known English tailor in re?
ply to a "final" application for settle?
ment of a long outstanding account: "I
have much pleasure in informing you
that I have placed you on the list of
my creditors, your number on the roll
being 103. In view of your name ap?
pearing so far down my list and in
common fairness to my other creditors
who have been on my books now fof
some considerable time, I am afraid I
cannot hold out the slightest hope of
the 'early' settlement which you ask
for. I think It will be well, therefore,
if you discontinue forwarding your
frequent 'reminders,' which can do no
possible good and which are a con?
stant source of annoyance to me.**?
London Plck-Me-Up.
Punishment and Crime.
"She seems to be having a pretty
good time now that she and her hnn
band are separated," whispered the
three girls In the corner as she en?
tered the room.
"I don't blame her." said one. "He
heat her, didn't he?"
They looked her over again.
"Well, I don't blame him for beating
her," the third declared, "If she dressed
like that. That red is awful."-Ex?
change.
Cause For Regret.
"I licked the Btuffln' out o' Dick
Smith this mornln'."
"You b id boj ! Aren't you sorry for
it?"
"Yessum awful sorry. I Jest found
out that he's goln' tor have a birthday
party tomorrow."?Cleveland Leader.
A fool must now and then he right
by chance. Cooper.
THEIR OWN DOCTORS.
Remedies That Animals When Sick
Instinctively Select.
With the brute creation the simple
remedies of nature generally suffice
for their few ailment*, and they are
guided to them by tustiuct. We have
been told how the mongoose cures him?
self when bitten by a cobra by eating
a certain plant, and many country res?
idents have seen a sick dog bury him?
self in the dirt.
Animals instinctively choose such
food as is best suited to them. A large
number of animals wash themselves
and bathe, as elephauts. stags, birds
aud ants. In fact, man may take a
lesson in hygiene from the lower an?
imals. Animals get rid of their para?
sites by using dust. mud. clay. etc.
Those suffering from fever wstrict
their diet, keep quiet, seek darkuess
and airy places, drink water and some?
times even plunge into it.
When a dog has lost his appetite be
eats that species of grass known as
dog> grass (chiendent?. Cats also eat
grass, catnip, etc. Sheep and cows
when ill seek out certain herbs. An
gnimal suffering from chronic rheu?
matism always keeps as mncb as pos?
sible in the sun. The warrior ants
have regularly organized ambulances.
Latrelle cut the antennae of an ant
and other ants came and covered the
wounded part with a transparent fluid
they secrete In their mouths. If a
chimpanzee be wounded It stops the
bleeding by placing its hand on the
wound or dressing it with leaves and
grass. When an animal has a wound?
ed leg or arm banging on it completes
the amputation by means of its teeth.
?Philadelphia North American.
HER CHOICE OF BOAS.
The Question That la Now Puzzling the
Man In the Case.
Crosby had always been inclired to
conservatism in household expenses,
especially in the matter of his wife's
dress bills. His wife went so far as
to say that he was penurious.
She had been In need of a new boa
for a long time, and after she hinted
that her happiness would never be
quite complete till she bad one he at
last consented to make the purchase.
He went into a store and picked out
two, one of which was a cheap imita?
tion affair and the other a fine, expen?
sive one.
Taking them to his office before go?
ing home, he chauged the price marks,
the expensive tag on the cheap boa,
and vice versa.
His wife examined them for a long
time very seriously indeed and then
said: "Now, dear, the expensive boa is
a beauty, and it is really very good of
you to allow me my choice. Some
women would take it without a word,
but really I don't think we can afford
the more costly one, and besides, dear,
I think the cheap one the more stylish
too. Why, Cros, dear, what's the mat?
ter? Are you ill?"
But dear old Cros had made his get?
away Into the night where he could
kick himself as hard as he felt he de?
served. But what he would like to>
know Is this: Did his wife happen on
the more expensive boa by pure acci?
dent or?
?New York Tribune.
Girls and Outdoor Games.
Women In their ambition to be ath?
letic contend against innumerable dif?
ficulties. One of these difficulties is
skirts, a second is waists and a third?
almost Insuperable?Is hair. Including
hairpins. Watch a girl playing tennis
or cricket, and after a more than usual?
ly brilliant effort she invariably puts
her hands to her bead, as If she ex?
pected something to fall off if she did
not. Energetic play is usually attend?
ed by disbevelment of the unruly locks
and a shedding of hairpins that cause
the pretty athlete distress. Her pleas?
ure in the game is marred by a sense
of insecurity and a constant fear of
consequences. No woman can wield a
racket or essay a run with an un?
divided mind. Half her brain is oc?
cupied by the fearful surmise that her
hair Is coming down?a surmise, by the
way, which Is probably too painfully
Justified by the fact?London Black
and White.
The Check System.
John Palmer, who died some years
ago in rather straitened circumstances
in a little town In Michigan, was the
Inventor of the check system. Palmer
was a fiddler and assumed responsibil?
ity for the hats, coats and wraps of
those who came to his dancing parties.
In keeping things straight he gave
numbered checks for the articles com?
mitted to his care. Some railroad men
who attended one of the dances no?
ticed how perfectly the idea worked
and appropriated it. and in a short time
the system was adopted all over the
country. As is so often the case, the
inventor got nothing out of It?New
York American.
Lost Charm of the Wayside Inn.
The Inns of England, celebrated by
Harrison and famous far and wide at
the beginning of the last century, have
degenerated into sad places which we
visit only of necessity. Little did
Stephenson think when he proposed
the line from Manchester to Liverpool
that he would ruiu the wayside Inns
of England and kill the art of cookery.
?Blsckwood'l Magazine.
A Strong Pull.
Two men were having an argument
as t<> their respective strengths.
"Why." said the first, "every morn?
ing before breakfast I get a bucket
and pull up ninety gallons from the
well."
'?That's nothing." retorted the other.
"1 get a bout every morning and pull
op the river/*
A* good be out of the world as
out of fashion.?Clbber.