The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, May 07, 1910, Image 3
THE DtUGiSAN COUNCIL.
LARGER MMRIilt OF PMtlSIIES
R F. P RESENT KI > THAN FOR
V F.ARS.
Hundredth \nnlvcr?ary of Advsw o
mciu Soetct> Celebrated?Sermon
H\ Bishop Uuerrj?HumIih-hs Ses?
sion 0|M'ti<*-?Committee Re|>orts
K?n . ivod.
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From The Dally Item. May 3.
The Annual Council of the Kplsco
pal Church of South Carolina, which
convened In the Church of the Holy
Comforter at 10 o'clock thin morning,
la decided I y the most representative
that has met In the diocese In many
^ years. A grestsr number of parishes
have representatives present than at
any Count II In the last twenty years
and It Is expected that other delegates
will arrive this afternoon. The roll
call of delegates showed that there
were thlrty-slx of the clergy present
and about eighty lay-delegates, rep?
resenting thirty-nine parishes and
organised missions.
The day's exerclies were opened
with special services commemorative
of the hundredth anniversary of the
Advancement Society. Bishop Guerry
f preaching the sermon by special re?
quest of the officers of the society.
The business session was called to
order by Bishop Ouerry' immediately
following this service, which was
concluded with the Holy Communion.
After the roll csll the following
I committees were appointed:
Credentials?On the Clergy. Rev.
Robert Wilson. Rev. Ambler, Rev. T.
T. Wslsh. On the Lay-Delegates: C.
8. Oadsden, Robert Jenkins, H. M.
Ay er.
Rev. Albert S. Thomas, the efne
U lent secretary of the Council, was
W nominated for re-election and was
uanlmous'.y the choice of the body,
the rules being suspended and the
Bllhop directed to cast the vote of
the Council for him. Rev. W. S.
Holnus whs appointed assistant ggf"
Aetary.
Mr William Godfrey, of Cheraw,
who was elected treasurer last year,
was re-elected by a unanimous vote
for the ensuing year.
Bishop Guerry announced the ap?
pointment of the following commit
| tsee:
On Admission of New Parishes
Rev. A. R. Mitchell, E. M. Wells. Dr.
F. U. Dwlght.
Constitution and Canons?Rev.
John Kershaw. D D., Re\. H. H. Cov
ington. Rev. P. H. Wha.ey, Robt. W.
aShand. Walter Hasard.
" State of the Church--Rev. C. W
Boyd. Rev. K. O. Finley, Rev. Wal?
ter Mitchell. W. S. Manning. H. M.
Dibble.
Flnai.ce?R. Manning. H P. Du
vall. A. W. Smith
hm Boy, h. Ti < "o\ in it on, rector of the
^? hurch of the He,y Comforter, In a
brief and cordial address welcomed
the members of Council to Sumter
and to this Parish, , and expressed
the hope that all present would find
as much pleasure In being hero as the
fcpeople of th- tigregatlon und of
Humtor experience In having the
Council meet In this city as the guests
of the congregation and of tho com?
munity.
Bishop Guerry In his response said
that he felt that he voiced the senti?
ment of th<* entire body when he said
F that all appreciated the cordial wel?
come extended the Council and that
they were all glad to he In Sumter, a
town that occupied the enviable posi?
tion of helng claimed by both the
up-country and the low-country?
both sections seeming to believe that
Sumter belorgs to them. When one
*" Is In the low-country Sumter Is class?
ed es a low-country town, and In the
up-country It Is said that Sumter Is a
part of the up-country. It remains
to be seen to which section Sumter
will finally be assigned, but In any
k event, either the low or the up-coun?
try will be satisfied to claim Scmter
as It's own.
While waiting for the report from
the credential committee the follow?
ing commltte. reports were receiv?
ed:
^ Bageel sg the st andlng Committee,
made bv Rev. W. B. Gordon.
Report of the Trustees of the Dio?
cese, mads by W. S. Manning.
Report of the Trustees of the Bish?
op's Fund, mado by Rev. John Ker?
shaw. This report showed that dur
^ Ing the year about forty thousand
' dollars had been reinvested and tills
amount Is now drawing Interest at
from mIx to seven percent, the ?r? it
er part at ?fi n, where heretofore It
has been Beert eg only four and 00)0?
half to five per cent.
kj The annual report of tho tri asur
r er, Winten dearie/, e it outdo, Thh
report showed that the laaaees of
th?? D an- In a satit ? lory con?
dition ami that erectleetly aM eossee*
meats h?re been paid by the vartoei
parishes, 111 Indebtedness and
rhsrges on the dloeeee have been dis?
charged gad there remains in the
?*haads of tie tr> u irer ? bale ace ol
? ages' lefaete proporttoea
? ?n m??tlon It \\iih d?c!ded to r? ?nlt
all arrearrag^s of St. Mark'??. CharlOO*
t?n
The report of the Registrar, Mr.
Jos. I. Waring was made and receiv?
ed.
Rev, Ale* Mit*, hell presented the
report of the Committee on the Bpia
OOpal RsaldencSi and on motion the
r? .-no nuulation that the annual col
1' tlon for this fund he continued
v. as adopted. Tiic question was ask
. !. if the dlorese is divided will this
fund he divided? and was answered
ir the atfirmativo, and there was no
dissenting vote on the motion.
Bishop Quarry announced that
Rev. w. fi. k. Pendleton, of Bpartan
hurg, had been appointed to preach
the sermon at the next meeting of
Council.
It was annocneed that the morning
session would adjourn for dinner at
2 o'clock, that the afternoon session
would he held from 4 to 6, and the
evening session would open at 8
o'clock.
There will be no afternoon session
today, the delegates being Invited to
attend a reception given In their hon?
or by the Guild at Mr. R. D. Lee's
resilience from 5 to 6 o'clock.
Tonight at 8 o'clock the Laymen's
meeting will be held, followed by the
annual meeting of the Advancement
Society at 9:30 o'clock.
From The Daily Item, May 4.
The Council convened at 10 o'clock
today, and after the usual devotion?
al exercises the first business of im?
portance was the Bishop's annual ad?
dress. It was an Interesting and
comprehensive review of the year's
work, a summery of the progress and
development of the Church's activi?
ties In all sections of the State, steady
growth along all lines of endeavor
being noted. The references to the
Laymen's Movement and the relig?
ious awakening that it indicates in
the most forcible and gratifying man?
ner were especially Impressive. The
concluding portion of the address
epitomized the Bishop's views on the
Important question of Church unity.
This deliverance so Impressed the
Council that a resolution was adopt?
ed directing that this section of the
address be printed In pamphlet form
for general distribution.
Rev. John Kershaw, D. D., report?
ed for the committee on constitution
and canons recommendations that
Section 2. Art., III, and Section 1,
Art. VII be amended in minor partic?
ulars so as to simplify the manner
of voting by orders and clearing up
a doubt as to who have the right to
a seat, voice and a vote In the Coun?
cil. The recommendations were
adopted.
Mr. H. P. Duvall made a report
recommending the adoption of a n< v
canon?canon 21?providing for the
appointment of a finance committee
for th> di.se and practically reor?
ganizing the financial system of the
diocese. This report was signed by
the committee on constitulton a nd
canons. It was referred to the com?
mittee, the Bishop requesting an Im?
mediate report so that it can he act?
ed upon at this meeting. lie stated
that he regarded the recommend itlon
of the highest importance and calcu?
lated to be of the utmost good to the
Church.
Rev. A. R. Mitchell, of the com?
mittee on new parishes reported that
St. John's church," Charleston, and
St. Andrews'. Greenville, should be
admitted. Report adopted.
On motion it was decided to take
up the report of the committee on
division as the special order at this
ige of the proceedings. The report
was made by the chairman, Rev. W.
]: Gordon. It was as follows:
Report of Committee on Division of
Diocese.
To the 120th Annual Council:
Brethren! Your committee ap?
pointed at the last Council, under th?
resolution on page 28 of the Journal,
as to the division of the Diocese, met
immediately after the adjournment
of the Council, completed its organ?
ization by the election of Mr. P. T.
Tlnyne as Secret'iry. and appointed
two suh-commlttees. The one to
takt> Into Consideration the legal and
canonical aspects of the question;
the other tie- financial and geograph?
ic al. In- hiding the line of division.
At the meeeting held in November,
the former BUb-COmmlUs reported
that they found no legal or canonical
difficulties in the way of division, and
that thay were prepared t.> furnish
nil tlie documents necessary in case
the matter of division was to be pre
sented fto the next General Conven?
tion, The latter sub-corn mittee re
p ?rted that they had worked on the
subjects given themi but were not
ready la make a complete report,
They ask ? l for and were granted
more time. AI this meeting we heard
? f a rumor that the Bishop was op?
posed P? the division of the Diocese,
whereupon I addressed n commun
Ltlon tO him on tin- subject, and re?
ceived from him ? reply dated Nov,
i d. i ????:?. from which I quote the
following:
'?With the general policy of tie
amerl< en Church in tic matt< r ol
i small illocesi i I am in hearty ac?
cord. Hut before I can approve oi
the division of Ihc Diocese of Bouth
Carolina? 1 must be satisfied thai It li
for tie- l-evt Interest of the Diocese
before i can conscientiously do so."
Than tic teyi he must be convinc?
ed that there will he suitaide pmvi
lion made for the support of the
Episcopate and for the mission work
of the two Dioceses and that In order
to do this we ought to have an ad
lltlonal endowment of at least $40,
000, This letter was read to your
committee at the meeting held on
the :'.Uth of March, all the members
being present except Dr. Kershaw
.iii.i Mr. A. M. Lee, und the following
report was made by the sub-eommit
tee on the financial and geographical
aepe< t* of the question.
? W e recommend that the following
geographical lines he followed:
Make the following counties the
boundary line: Edgeheld, Lexington,
Rlohland, Sumter Lee, Darlington
and Chesterfield, each of which will
he in the Upper Division.
"BolOW will he found the approxi?
mate strength of the Church in each
Diocese, also the area In square miles
and white population of each:
Upper. Lower.
No. of Parishes. .. 26 33
Organized Missions 10 13
Unorganized 13 6
Families. 1312 1739
Communicants. . . 3181 4619
Total No. of Souls. 5302 7398
White population 356,367 201,498
Square miles .. .. 15,314 15,256
1 t'he current expenses of the Dio
cse, the basis on which assessments
for the Bishop's salary, and Council
dues are made, is, in round numbers,
$55,000?$21,000 Upper, and $34,000
in Lower. (Of the above $2,000 in
Upper is current expenses of Mis?
sions, and in Lower ditto; these pay
veyr little on assessments.)
Our present expenses are as fol?
lows:
Bishop's salary.$ 4,000
Council expenses, average
about. 1,000
Diocesan Board of Missions . . 8,000
$13,000
The above is paid as follows:
Interest on Episcopal fund,
Advancement Society,
Bishop's salary. 2,500
Received from Specials for
Board Missions. 3,000
Assessment on Parishes for
Board Missions. 5,000
Assessment on Parishes for
Bishop's salary. 1,500
Assessment on Parishes for
Council Dues. 1,000
$13,000
Total assessment on Parishes $7,
500, 14 per cent, on current expenses
or $1.00 per communicant.
1. If the Diocese should be divid?
ed on the lines proposed, and the
present ratio of expenses continued,
it would show as follows:
Bishop's salary.$4,000
Council Dues. 750
Diocesan Board of Missions.. 4,000
$8,750
Paid as follows:
interest on Episcopal Fund.. $1,750
Specials for Missions. 1,500
Assessment Blehop's Fund... l'.-.'.o
Assessment Council Dues.. .. 750
Assessment Board Missions. . 2,500
$8,750
Or 25 per cent, of $21,0U0 on esti?
mated current expenses in Upper and
15 1-2 per ?aoit. of $34,00m on <jti
mated expenses In Lower, or onj f.nd
70-100 dollars per communicant in
the Upper and one 1-4 dollars per
r mmunlcant in the L"?w."?r
Of course ther must be an equal
division of all church funds, either a
division of the securities or where
that cannot be done an equal division
of all interest accruing on such funds,
and a re-Investment of funds now
held in trust by the Advancement So?
ciety, If it can be accomplished with?
in the law, and so as to materially
add to the available funds of the so?
ciety. The expenses of the Diocese
can probably be reduced and Its In?
come Increased, but the suggestions
on this line we leave for later action,
and simply will try and lay before
you the facts as we find them.
After a full and free discussion of
the Bishop's letter and the sub-com?
mittee's report the following resolu?
tions were unanimously adopted and
tho chairman directed to report them
to this Council, and to give the rea?
sons for their adoption. These reso?
lutions were submitted to the absent
members of the committee, Dr, Ker?
shaw and Mr. Lee, the former wrote
no-, 'in tin- circumstances l do not
care to make a minority report, be
ause l shall not object to division
w hi n we are prepared for it, which
we shall probably be in three years
from now." From Mr. bee 1 have
ted heard, Mut you win remember
that at the last Council be was in
favor of division, ii was he who
wrot< tho resolutions under which
the committee wns appointed,
Respectfuly submitted for the . can
mlttee,
W. I '? OORDON, < 'halrman.
Itetfoliul i nlTcrcd hj lti?v, \. II,
Mitchell.
1st. That in the opinion of this
('ommltb .? it i. de ir ible and ad\!
ai. ?? p. dh Ide i he I doceso.
Id Thai such ;> Division should
be elf. ?od ai the Oeneral Convention
in lilS.
3rd, That this Committee recom?
mend that a Special Committee be
appointed by the Council which shall
>c charged with the duty of devising
?Inns und raising such funds as
may be necessary therefor and that
said Committee he instructed to re?
port at the Annual Meeting of Coun?
cil in 1911, to the end that proper
irrangementfl may he made for pre?
senting the proposition for such Di?
vision to the General Convention of
1913 for its approval.
4th That this Committee recom?
mend that the line of Division should
be as follows:
In the Upper District.
Abbeville,
Anderson,
Cherokee,
Chester,
Chesterfield,
Darlington,
Edgefield,
Falrfield,
Greenwood,
Greenville,
Ker^haw,
Lancaster,
Laurens,
Lee,
Lexington,
New berry,
Oconee,
Piekens,
Rlchland,
Saluda,
Spartanburg,
Sumter,
Union,
York.
24 counties.
In Lower District.
Alken,
Bamberg,
Barnwell,
Beaufort,
Berkley,
Charleston,
Colleton,
Dorchester,
Florence,
Georgetown,
Hampton,
Horry,
Marion,
Marlborough,
Orangeburg,
Williamsburg,
Calhoun,
Clarendon,
18 counties.
The report was received as Inform?
ation and ordered spread on the min?
utes. Mr. Gordon then moved the
adoption of the first section of the
above resolution which, if adopted,
would commit the Council to the divi?
sion, but leaves the details to be
worked out later.
Mr. Gordon made a lengthy and
forcible argument In favor of the
resolution. He said that the work
was too great for one man to do and
that it Is for the interest of the
Church and for all concerned that
the diocese be divided. The State of
South Carolina was large enough and
the Church in the State is strong
enough to support two bishops, and
if the churchmen of this day would
emulate the liberality and spirit of
their forefathers the funds needed
for the support of the two pro?
posed dioceses would be raised with?
out the least trouble. In fact, he said
the Church of today is supported by
the generosity of our ancestors, and
if we would but do what we should
toward the support of the Church
we would take care of one bishop,
while the money left for that purpose
by our more generous and devoted
ancestors would take care of the
other.
At the conclusion of Mr. Gordon's
remarks Bishop Guerry stated that he
would not oppose the division if it
was decided that It is for the best in?
terest of the Church, but that he was
firmly of the opinion that if the divi?
sion is decided upon It should he by
a large and decided majority, a mat?
ter of so great importance, present
and future, should not he decided by
a bare majority. He was also of the
opinion that any and all assessments
to bo levied under the proposed new
order should first be submitted to the
several parishes and referred back to
Council before being levied. This was
merely by way of suggestion.
Mr. J. F. Caldwell spoke against
division, favoring instead the election
of a bishop co-adjutor, if the work
is too heavy for the bishop. Rev. O.
T. Porcher, of Greenwood made a
strong and earnest plea in favor of
the division, citing the fact that the
early Church grew and spread over
the known world within three hun?
dred years under a system of small
dioceses where each bishop was in
close touch with his people.
Rev. John Kershaw, D. D., said he
was not opposed to the division on
principle, but thought the time not
ripe for a division, and that but for
the act that the majority of the
committee had not recommended im?
mediate division, he would have made
a minority report. He saw no neces?
sity at this time or the division, that
the Bishop has been able to visit all
the parishes within nine months and
do all his other work, and that he
did not think It necessary or desira?
ble for the bishop to exercise the close
and critical supervision of the clergy
that some had advocated.
Mr. E. K, Marshall, of Charleston,
Rev. C. Yv*. Boyd, of Hock Hill, also
spoke in opposition to the resolution.
Mr. Boyd making a particularly
strong ami logical anil practical
speech. Rev. T. T, Walsh, of York
vllle, the last speaker before tin- ad
jotirnameni for dinner supported the
i ? Solution.
The del.ate will continue this af?
ternoon and a vote may not be reach?
ed until tomorrow.
The Vigil t Session.
Last nighl tin- session was given
up t.? the l^aymen's Movement, fol?
lowed by the annual meeting of the
Advancement Society and the elec?
tion of the officers of thai organisa?
tion.
The Laymen's meeting was openet
with Introductory address by th>
lilshop who briefly outlined the pur
poses of tin- meeting. Mr. R. I. Man
nlng, the first speaker, presented th^
resolution adopted by the Laymen's
meeting, held in Columbia, in Jan?
uary, recommending the division of
the ESaster offering between home
missions and the evangelization work
among the negroes of the State. Mr
Manning, Mr. Walter Hazard and Mr.
John P. Thomas, were called cn by
the Bishop to address the meeting.
All made earnest talks in advocacy of
the Laymen's Movement and the
work among the negroes of our own
State. The other speakers during the
general discussion that followed were
Rev. W. H. Barnwell, Rev. R. C Je?
ter, E. K. Marshall and other.?.
The meeting of the Advancement
Society was without special 'ntercst.
The usual reports of officers were
made. The treasurer's report showed
that about forty thousand dollars of
the fund had been reinvested during
the past year, securities bearing four
to four and one-half per cent, having
been sold and the funds re-invested
in first mortagage on real estate bear?
ing interest at six to seven per cent.
The election of officers resulted ns
follows:
Vice President, Rev. John Ker
shaw; corresponding secretary, H. P.
Archer: recording secretary, J. T.
Waring.
Trustees: Rev. W. B. Gordon, Rev.
H. H. Covlngton, Rev. A. R. Mitchell,
Rev. William Way, Rev. L. G. Wood.
Mr. Thomas Pinckney, Mr. H. P. Du
vail, Mr. Walter, Hazard, Mr. R. I.
Manning, Mr. J. P. Thomas, Mr W.
C. Bissell, Mr. A. W Smith, Mr H. M.
Ayer, Mr. H. M. Dibble, Mr. H. A.
Ligon.
Reception by the Gu!id.
Yesterday afternoon from five un?
til six o'clock, the church guild ten?
dered a reception at the residence of
Col. and Mrs. R. D. Lee on Warren
street, complimentary to the dele?
gates attending the Council. Nearly
all of the delegates to the Coun?'.l
were present, and enjoyed a very
pleasant hour with the ladies of the
city. During the reception fruit
punch and light refreshments were
served. The entertainment wa3 a
very delightful one.
AVANT IS DOWNHEARTED.
Georgetown Man Preparing to Serve
Sentence.
Georgetown, May 3.?W. B. Avant,
who together with his friend, Dr. G.
C. Bigham, were convicted here at
the last fall term of court for the
killing of Mrs. Ruth Crisp Bigham,
near Murrel's Inlet, last summer was
In the city yesterday.
Avant seemed somewhat down?
hearted and surprised at the opinion
of the Supreme Court, though he had
nothing further to say. He is now
and has been since being out on bail,
residing at Andrews, about 12 miles
from here, but it is supposed that he
was in the city yesterday arranging
his affairs preparatory to beginning
his sentence of three and one-half
years in the penitentiary.
LAW EXAMIN \XTION ?T7NE 1.
Applicants for Admission to A?>pcar
On That Date.
Columbia. May 3.?The announce?
ment was made today that the law
examination will be held on June 1.
The examination will probably last
June 1 and 2. It was announced
some time ago that the first examin?
ation by the new board of law exam?
iners would be held May 6, hut this
was changed at yesterday's meeting
of the board.
The correct date is June 1. It was
generally understood yesterday that
the date named was June 3, but this
was incorrect.
Put your best foot fjremost.?Con
greve.
Indiana doesn't look so Tomtag
garty as it did.
As much of Heaven is visible as we
have eyes to see.?William Winter.
Zc lava blames Knox for deposing
him?which is very gratifying to
Knox.
Perhaps the Gifford Pinchot tree
contains Presidential timber. Equally
perhaps not?New York Mail.
The first straw hat never before,
perhaps, had quite such a hard time
finding a spring opening.?Washing?
ton Herald.
M iyor Gaynor, of New York, seems
i" have the courage of his after-din?
ner speech convictions.
The government of Iha people be?
gins to loom up largely upon the po?
litical horizon, while the old order ol
control! by th ? Interests i.- giving c\ i
denee of passing.- Indianapolis Sun.
The comet is l.i'.^?".."??!?? miles long.
And therehj bunas a tall ?Now York
Mail.
T. R, got more applause In Brussels
than the King, Pooh! What's a mer<
King?
A QUEER PROFESSION.
Man With C ontract For Five Tons of
Rattlesnakes.
Rattlesnake Bill, with orders in his
pocket for five tons of diamond-back
rattlesnakes, has gone to South Da?
kota as the one best place on earth
where 10,000 pounds of live rattlers
can be secured, and as soon as the
warm spring sun brings the snakes
from their winter homes Bill will be?
gin the harvest. Rattlesnake Bill is
a professional snake hunter. It's
not a matter of sentiment, nor pride,
nor revenge that causes him to risk
his life 1,000 times every day. It is
simply a business matter. Bill fi.ids
it easier to make money by facinf a
terrible death every minute of his
life than by working. Therefore, he
turned snake-hunter, and now has
the distinction of handling more live
rattlers than any other man in the
world. Five tons of rattlesnakes?
not dead ones, but every one alive
and virile, ready, anxious and spoil?
ing for trouble. >'h*se are the kind
that Rattlesnake Bill goes after.
Bill has his eye on the famous Rat?
tlesnake canyon of the Grand River,
some twenty-five miles west of
Pierre, and here it is that he expects
to pass the entire summer catching
rattlesnakes for dealers in different
parts of the country. Rattlesnake
canyon is so full of snakes that no
man ever goes near it. The canyon
Is a deep slash in the limestone hills,
through which the Grand River
makes it way. When the hot sun
shines Into the gorge the snakes
crawl from their holes and coil them?
selves together In great balls on the
floor of the canyon. Hardy hunters
who have made their way to the
brink of the chasm say there are
tens of thousands of rattlesnakes
there?say that the ground is liter?
ally alive with snakes.
"What does a fellow want with
five tons of live rattlers?" was asked
the unique character. "I want them
to sell to the side shows and other at?
tractions of that nature," was the re?
ply. They are in great demand?the
rattlesnake market Is never glutted.
They are very delicate and usually
live only a few weeks after they are
captured, if their fangs are removed,
as they usually are. How do we re
moove the fangs? Well, we force
about six inches of broom handle
down a snake's throat. That opens
its mouth, and of course, prevents it
closing it. Then, with a pair of pliers
we simply pull out the fangs. There
are never enough rattlesnakes to sup?
ply the demand, and they can always
be sold at a good prjee. Almost any
big- snake dealer will contract for all
the snakes one can catch."
When Bill goes int6 a den of rat?
tlesnakes he is dressed in a suit of
heavy leather over a suit of corduroy.
On his feet he wears felt boots drawn
over a pair of ordinary heavy boots.
Two pairs of thick gloves, a fur cap
and with a cape which covers his
shoulders and breast and protects his
entire face, and a pair of goggles for
the eyes complete his armor. Dress?
ed in this manner, he may with im?
punity step right into a bunch of rat?
tlesnakes, confident that not a single
fang can reach him. At such times
he carries a five-foot forked stick
with a wire noose attachment. With
this fork he pins a snake to the floor
and the noose, which slips over the
reptile's head, chokes it into submis?
sion. The snake is then transferred
to a basket and later to a specially
constructed wagon, which he keeps
near. When the day's catch is finish?
ed and the wagon driven to a safer
place the snakes are defanged.?Chi?
cago?Record-Herald.
Took a Standing Joke.
Trains were always slow and far
between on the branch road. No?
body knew this better than the peo?
ple at the junction?except perhaps
those on the branch itself. It was
an old story to tnem, and the jokes
about the situation were many and
good. One day the newsdealer at
the junction station came home to
lunch, grinning broadly to himself.
"What's the joke?" asked his wife.
"You look pretty well pleased with
yourself.
"Oh, nothing particular." lie re?
plied, "excepting an odd fellow from
the end o the line said a funny
tiling.
"He'd missed his train, and there
wasn't another for two hour^ He
came to the counter to buy some
reading matter. He asked tor a Joke
book, and 1 sud I didn't keep them.
Then he pawed over Hie stock, and
finally said: "Well, I guess I'd take
a time table instead."?YouthV- >Com?
panion.
Surveying the insurging public with
a steady eye, the hide-bound stand
pi tter merely turns to remark. "It's
a poor fool that c an't be worked both
ways."?St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
So doubt the Weather Bureau was
very much surprised to learn about
the April blisaard In the West.
The divine last touch In perfecting
beauty is animation.?Wallace.