The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, July 21, 1909, Image 3
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CONTEND WITH.
fh?m? (Ju^ithm* uml Suggestion* by
TtlOrtr Who "Kn(w IIm* Hunt im?-*."
"Things People Say to I>ofenaelesa
Newspaper Men" was the heudlng to
the following list of remarks reprint?
ed from an exchange in the Washing?
ton Star recently: \
"I ve got a good scoop for you?
our Mud's going to give a picnic."
"lou want to go easy on that; I'm
a friend of your 008*."
"Who writes the Items for you af?
ter you bring them In .'" -
"If I was you I'd be going to some
show every night."
**1 don't see how yo t can make up
ae many lies.'"
"Be sure and send buck this photo;
it's the only one o( nu I have."
"Put In your paper that I've gone
to New York. | ain't going, but I
want a certain girl to see it.'
"Say. get me a pas9 to the ball
game, win you?" #
"I'm going to Europe this summer.
Would your paper pa) my expenses
If I was to send letUrs every now
and then telling about my trip?"
"I wish you'd put a knock In you
paper on a fellow I know."
^"Don't you havs to vots the way
your editor does?"
??What does the Kun- editor do
on week day* "
"If you print anything about this
I'll quit taking your sheet."
Anent Choosing 1. Wife.
Now comes the great question that
li agitating social Wash ngton Eru?
dite authors and ambitious newspa?
per men are contributing a sympo
siuip on "how to choose a wife " The
* old an I yet ever new dory of love
' and aattlng Is always a popular
theme for discussion.
The conclusion was retched In one
corner of the press gallery, during a
spatial discussion of this question,
that "not oae man out i>f 3.000 who
matrv tictualty chooses I Is wife." He
t hink?. It Is true, that hi la courting
1 girl S'hlle as a matter of fact. It Is
the girl who Is courting htm. When
lie thinks he Is claiming her for his
own. as a matter of fact she Is mak
la* him a eaptlve for life. Of course.
t It was admitted, there was a sort of
W iharm in such captivity, even for the
' most freedom loving man; still no
4 .mount of discussion appeared to
I ring aiy real solution of the way a
lits chooses bis wife, or the way a
! fife chooses a husband. In fact, this
I complicated question promises to take
? rink with the old query. "How old Is
I..4an?"* the true authorship of "Ain't
1 h awful MableT** or the unanswer
?isla problem. "Who struck Billy Psti
I *rreon?"
It has been suggestsd that If the
fmmm?nt would take a hand In the
p * lutlaon. as It does In Japan, It might
be*, possible to marry the right woman
t< the right man?train up a lady, At
a>rr In every way for wlfehood. then
afteot her home with a dispatch au?
thorising her to marry some dieting'
ulshed nan. mnch In the same way
that these attain were managed?
or miss managed?in the dsys of the
grand old Spartans?Joe Mitchell
Chappie. In the National Magasine
for July
Automobiles are good things to
teach man hew to take long walks
back home.
Life 10O.OOO Years Ago.
?FrlentlatM have found In a cave In
Bwltasrlaid bones of men, who lived
100.soo years ago, when life was In
constant danger from wild beasts. To?
day the ranger, as shown by A. W.
Brown of Alexander, Ms.. Is largely
from deadly disease. "If It had not
been for Dr. King's New Discovery,
which cured me. I could not have
lived." he writes, "suffering as I did
from a severe lung troublo and stub
awra cou|;h." To curs Sore Lung?,
Colds, obttlnate Coughs, and prevent
/Pneumonia, Its the best medicine on
earth. 60e snd $1.00. Qusranteed by
filberts Drug Store. Trial bottle
fre>?.
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Sfcxi/y mmJ < i** Ik* fmUul.
Nast mi isfrlsgnsast Practica exclusively.
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?XPaTRIENCE
Tnaog Mark?
Ocsions
OoevaioHTa 4c.
Ctelf s ?*??<??> *nd <l?eenpt)An xnmf
> ,\\ I our opinion fr?? wh?tli#ir an
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SM >(>ut ebuffs. Is toe
Sckitmc Jlmerlcati*
A laasi"~i i'r in ???'?? weeai?. Iwrwt fir
eslflUo* of mr e-i?niirtc Jour T?rmi, SJ ?
*mm, |L gotd bf ?l t>?w?<les)#re.
o^;?^ Newtek
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o. k. bettor Writing.
Having summoncil the new and
\i'iy winsome ttenoffl apl.er. iltraii?
Hingleworth, who was a director in
nmre than a dozen great commercial
institutions, said:
"My wife has gone to Florida for
fix weeks and I have promised to
write to her every day. I haven't
time to dictate a letter to her now,
but you can write one I suppose,
without thatr Just fix It up and bring
It to me for signature."
"Twenty minutes later the lovely
stenographer returned to the private
(?Mice and placed a sheet of paper
before the great magnet. Picking It
up. he read:
? My Darling?It gives me pleasure
to turn aside from the exacting de?
mands of business and give up all
my thoughts to you. I am glad to
say, dearest, that I am feeling quits
well, but oh, M is very lonely hero
without you. I cannot tell you how
I miss the sound of y^ur sweet voice,
and how 1 long to look Into your lovc
!?? eyee?to gaze upon your beautiful
countenance. The day veems terribl'
kng since you have gone. I don't
know how I shall be able to live
through the six awful weeks that
must elapse before you are return to
' m> eager arms. You must make up
your mind now, sweetheart, to come
back to me the moment your time is
op. I cannot permit you to remain
away an hour longer than the period
which we agreed upon when you
'started. I am hungering for a glimpse
of j<u. my love. I think of nothing
but you. Waking or dreaming, I"?
"Say," Mr. Bingleworth suddenly
exclaimed, dropping the letter and
turning toward the lovely stenograph?
er, "what kind ot a chump do you
think I am. anyhow? Is that the
way you'd think I'd write to my wife
I! I had to do it nyself?"
* I?1 don't know," the beautiful
stenographer answered. "You didn't
tell me what to say, and I wrote it as
I thought I'd liko to have you write
If?U the letter was intended for me."
"Hm!"?well, in *Tiat caje, you
might tell them to move your desk
In here beside mine. I shall have so
much dictating tc do that it will be
i.eces&ary t > hav? you very r.eai mc.
And write another letter. Don't
spread it on so thick, or she'll get
suspicious and harry back."?Chicago
Kecord-Herald.
. Signs of the Ttanee.
Well Informed business men locally
are much encouraged at unmistak?
able signs of what newspapers and
politicians like to call "a returning
prosperity" la the North, the history
of such economic changes being that
they always have their inception
above the Mason A Dlxon line with a
slow but steedy trend southward. This
N especially true in industrial lines,
and advicea are that with the pros?
pect of an early settlement of the tar?
iff question, manufacturers are en?
couraged to a resumption of opera?
tions on a normal basis and that or?
ders are coming In to justify this for?
ward step in their endeavors. Only
this week this fact has been impress?
ed upon the minds of business men
here, who have been asked to wait oa
orders for staple articles In the trade,
especially rn the steel and lion lines,
and much encouragement is being
taken from these reports. Here In
the South with cotton above the 13
cent mark, although much of the
staple is now out of the hands of the
grower, the prospect is most encour?
aging, for the Fall marketing.?The
Morning St nr.
He was a conscientious office bey
and he had always been taught to
emulate the great George Washington
and never tell a falsehood.
"Boea," he said timidly, as the
noon hour approached, "I want to
get off this afternoon."
"Oh. you do, eh?" said the old
broker, peering over his glasses.
"Yes sir, and I haven't any grand?
mothers."
"And I'm not sick."
"Kxtra ordinary; very extraordi?
nary. "
"In fact, sir, I want to get off and
go art! see the ball game."
The old broker's face brighten?
ed.
"Well. Will. I must say that you
?Tl the most* honest boy I ever
not."
"Thnnk you sir."
"Ye**, and romp to think of It, I
want to see that game myself. I was
afraid to leave the office at first, but
iOH that I SM \ou nre such an hon?
est boy I know my business couldn't
bI in safer hands. It will take some
' in.' for me to get back, so you will
stay an hour or so later. So long,
Willie; there is nothing like being
llQBSOt When I come-back I will tell
><>u the score.
Her lieferen???.
"I ?aw?want to give you- aw?a
little pv.esent on youah birthday.
t?OOehSf know," f-ald yo ing DOBOPPS,
' Would you- -aw?pWOfot something
-- nw?sensible ?"
"Oh. my, no!" answered If Iff Dlm
rleion "I p"e?er pre. mtt that ure
cl.?i"u terlstlc of tho peon'e who glvt?
them to me."?Chicago News
WHAT A COLLEGE GIRL CAN* DO.
II' She Lives In u Small Town She* Can
i:\rifiso a Wide Influence.
The college girl who lives n a
small town has perhaps the greatest
P?\\er for Influence. Her education
and experience raise her to a posi?
tion which commands the respect of
those others whd have not had her
advantages, and this position she
should use, not as an excuse for ego?
tism or self-sufficiency, but as a
means of accomplishing reforms In
the life of the community. Starting
a village-improvement society is an
excellent way of interesting people In
their surroundings, and opens to
many an entirely new world, a world
which teaches that the useful is not
necessarily the ugly, and that en?
vironment Is the inspiration of action.
Beautifying the village or town is
bound to bring the citizens together
in a new and more intimate associa?
tion, and does much to abolish those
dens of vice which disfigure not only
the aspect, but the moral life of a
town.
Of course, this Is but one phase of
civic improvement; there are many
others. In the factory town especial?
ly there is wide scope for the college
bred woman's activity. There is no
reason why the factory town should
be unsightly, or why the employees
o' the factory should live in ugly, un?
sanitary dwellings; no reason why the
women of the town should not ?be
reused to interest in their surround?
ings, and, above all, to self-respect.
The woman of education owes it to
her less fortunate sister to encourage
that feeling of self-respect which lies
dormant In the breasts of so many
factory women. Give them the vision
of something broader and higher
than is comprehended in their own
horixon, and they will try to conform
their lives to it. Give them model
day-nurseries, and they will give their
children cleaner homes. Awaken In
them the consciousness that they
have possibilities, and they will try to
realize them.?The Delineator for
July.
l*oor Weather Man.
I wouldn't knock the Weather Man?
Most every one does that?
I wouldn't knock him! I would just
Caress him with a bat.
Look at my garden; think, my friend,
How I did toll and sweat
And break tmy back?no Weather
Man
Can jest with that, you bet.
Behold the squashes wilted down,
The lettuee soiled and lorn;
The poor, hedraggled onions, peas,
Tomatoes, beans and corn.
And still it rains and rains and rains
And rains and rains and rains,
AnW deevrrates my garden plot
With gullies, ponds and lanes.
I wouldn't knock the Weather Man?
Toe *asy that, by Tar;
Fd like to take a garden hose
And hang him to a star.
?Toledo News-Bee
? A Temporary Covering.
When Robert was only three, he
found a discarded calendar and on it
?the trust picture of a woman with
only a drapery thrown across her
shonlders. He wa-s looking at it very
Intently and then said, "Keep your
towel around you, gall! Your mama
will come pretty soon wif ywiT
t kithfte."
A Plea.
"She flirts?" Of course she does! She
flips her glances
Across the even tenor of our lives
As an.gler casts hla flies athwart deep
waters
And shady pools where sleepy
troutlet lies!
"She flirts?" Why shouldn't she? We
l*ve HI
she brings more brightness in our
lives of grind
Than all the prim and wise and saint?
ly woman
Who give us prayers and pieces of
their mind!
"She flirts?" Well, let her! We will
take our chances
Of corning off heart whole beyond
the fray!
Meantime we'll sip the sweets and
taste the raptures,
So cheer her on and let her flirt
away!
?New York Life.
GOOd for the Health.
Mrs. Green?The dooton say
good cry Is healthful.
Mrs. Wise?I know It is. A good
cry getfl me and the girls a month at
till seashore each year, and we come
baek as hard as nails.?Boston Trans
erlpt.
Cigar Dealer Yes. that is my wife
over there the o ne with the fine
wrapper. American filler, and perfec
to shape.?Judge.
Rich things never agree with some
men, not even rich wives.
THE GLUTTONOUS GOAT..
Ability 10 Bat Many Things Makes
11 im Dear to Uucle Sam's Rangers.
The goat tiMR never been a social
favorite. In dayi gone by it was pre
stnted with the assorted sins of the
community and assisted to hit the
long trail. More recently tin cans
have been its titbits and the joke
column Its hall of fame.
At last, however, it is being taken
seriously. On the western national
forests the goat has been set to eat?
ing wide swaths through trackless
thickets, which munched off paths
are to act as roads and fire breaks.
Farther east the capacity of the goat
to eat is being utilized for the clear?
ing of brush land. In each case, says
the World recently, the despised crea?
ture is doing better work In its line
than than can man with all his in?
genuity.
A goat will eat with the sole idea
for consuming quantity and with an
indifference that is absolute as to
what manner of thing it devours.
From clover to sagebrush and from
I arsnips to tree tops it is all one with
the goat.
Armed with the capacity to eat, a
flock of 3,000 goats may be huddled
together and led through a chaparral
thicket such as skirt the forests. The
men in charge hold back the flock as
it advances that It may have time to
make its task complete. Its errant
appetite wanders from dry leaves on
the ground to the rank weeds grow?
ing in moist places and the dense
branches of the chaparral.
As the abundance is exhausted the
sweep is made cleaner. The leaves
and the larger limbs of the chaparral
are attacked. The goat stands on its
hind legs and reaches for its food, It
gets astride the branches and rides
them down, eating as it goes.
Finally it falls on the bark of the
larger bushes and eats their bodies
bare. There is no vestige of life left
In its track. The firebreak is as clean
as a ballroom floor.
The usefulness of ths goat as a co
laborer with man by no means stops
here. There are millions of acres of
land in many of the states that are
overrun with brush. The tendency is
always to revert to that condition
even after the clearing i. once made.
Rank weeds, sunflowers, cockleburs
and such have spoiled for cultivation
millions of acres' elsewhere. The
chaparral is smothering out all other
vegetation In such sections as west
Texas, where originally prairies un?
wound themselves for hundreds of
miles and were kept clean by oft re?
curring prairie fires.
For all such the goat is found to be
the savior. These lands would re?
quire from $12 to $20 to clear were
men to do the work. The goat will
do it for nothing. In fact it will per?
form the task and in the meantime
yield an abundant fleece, produce pal?
atable pant "venslon" and furnish a
grade of milk that entirely oatranks
that of the cow.
The goat is today actually tmrness
ef. to the task of eating up oak brush
fields in Iowa, broom sedge wasts in
Virginia, cocklebur patches frn Louis?
iana, sunflower in Kansas, sagebrush
In Nevada, lantana in Hawaii, cha?
parral and an unlimited miscellany
everywhere.
It 1? the Angora goat, the aristo?
crat of all the tribe, that is doing the
work. This is beeause of the exis?
tence of great herds maintained for
their wool before the new duties were
laid ?down, and because the^e are more
profitable by-products in these than
in other varieties.
These great herds are in the west,
particularly in New Mexico. They are
becoming migratory under the call of
then' new usefulness. As they go
about seeking what they may devour
they will continue to give up the
fleece that makes such dress goods as
mohair, such commercially valuable
material as the plush that covers the
seats in all railway trains and such
quaintly amusing articles as the wigs
with which the members of thea?
trical profession are wont to make
sport?New York Sun.
Pert Paragraph)?,
Men -who travel on their nerve are
apt to become nervous wrecks.
Good luck never hangs around a
man long enough to be tiresome.
Seme men arc homeless and some
haven't sense enough to go home.
The head baker would probabUJ
resent it If you were to call him a
"dough-head."
Hobby's Query.
"Father." asked little Hobby, "had
Solomon 700 wives?"
?q believe so, my boy," said the
father.
' Well, father, was he the man who
said. "(Jive m<- liberty or give me
death?"?Royal Magaiine.
Fortune Teller?I can read that
there la to be a wreck In your home,
and It Will be caused by a blonde wo?
man. Patron?Oh, that has already
Occurred. <'ur new Swedish maid let
the dumb waiter fall and broke all
the dishes.?Baltimore American.
LIGHTNING.
Fuels About This Mysterious Force of
Nature.
Lightning is still more or less a
mystery. We can imitate it on a small
scale in the laboratory, but its gigan?
tic manifestations in the sky and its
wonderful vagaries make the wisest
savants shake their heads. We know,
at any rate, that lightning is the elec?
tric discharge at high tension be?
tween masses oppositely electrified.
Every little particle of moisture In
the air carries a charge, and when
the particles coalesce in a cloud their
electricity collects on the surface until
the tension becomes enormous. If
two clouds are oppositely electrified
they will bombard each other until
equilibrium is established between
them. If the oppostion is between
the surcharged cloud and an object
on the ground a terrific bolt passing
between the earth and the sky will
relieve the electric strain without re?
gard to the well being of any creature
that stands in the way.
A lightning flash often darts for
miles through the air. It begins with
a discharge between two adjacent
particles. The next particle receives
the shock and transmits it to its near?
est neighbor, and thus it rushes on,
zigzagging along the line of least re?
sistance until the unbalanced ener?
gies are restored to equality. The
vray of lightning is a crooked way
when the path is long, because the
distribution of the electric charges in
the clouds is irregular. The positive
seeks the negative and rushes to its
embrace wherever it finds it.
The eye is not quick enough to un?
ravel a lightning stroke, but photo?
graphy can do it to a certain degree,
and photographs prove that the path
of the discharge is a waving line. No
discharge occurs until the tension has
reached the breaking point?i. e., the
I point where the resistance of the air
j can no longr restrain the force of the
I gathering charge. What might be
I called the inner structure of a light
I r/.ng stroke is a marvel. Professor
Henry proved that every stroke is an
alternating current, the oscillations
occupying but a few milllonths of a
second, while the duration of the
flash may be a considerable fraction
of a second.
Safe.
He was telling a thrilling story out
of his wallet of a thousand and one
hairbreadth escapes over in Santiago,
doncherknow, and his pretty listener
was leaning anxiously toward him.
hanging on his every utterance.
"The wolves were upon us," he
said, "bellowing and roaring, as I
have so often heard them. We fled
for our lives. I don't deny it; but
every second we knew the ravenous
peck was gaining on us. At last they
were so near that we could feel their
muzzles against our legs-"
"Ah!" gasped out the lad, "How
glad you must have been they had
their muzzles on!"?Answers.
Judge (at the close of the trial) ?
Prisoner, you may have the last
word. Prisoner (turning to his wife
in the audience)?Do you hear that,
old lady?"?Meggendorfer Blaetter.
?If you have pains In the back,
weak back, or any other Indication of
a weakened or disordered condition
of the kidneys or bladder, you should
get DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills
right away when you experience the
least sign of kidney or.bladder com?
plaints, but be sure that you get De
Witt's Kidney and Bladder Pills. We
know what they will do for you, and
if you will send your name to E. C.
DeWitt & Co.. Chicago, you will re?
ceive a free? trial box of these kidney
and bladder pills. They are sold here
by All Druggists._
Insurance In All Lines.
My friends wanting either Firo
or Live Stock or Plate Glass In?
surance, will please call on me as
I represent Xo. 1 Companies, in
both lines. Can insure your
Horses, Mules, and Cows, in the
American Live Stock Insurance
Co. by death from any cause.
W. A. BROWN,
Sumtcr, S. C.
Box 81.
Everybody
Will Wear Specs
Some Day.
Present statistics show that there ll
a wonderful increase in the number
of people who depend on glasses for
good vision. Take enlightened Bos?
ton, "The Hub," for instance. There
are more people wearing specs there
than in any other city <>! its size.
Where learning and progress are. you
will find the most people wearing
glasses. Are you noiu^ to stay behind
till you have to have them and then
maybe find you have waited too long,
that some small trouble has giown on
till glasses won't remedy it?
IF YOIT DON'T NEED TIM WE
TELL YOU.
W. A. Thompson,
ft S. Main Street - Sumtcr, S. C.
A TERRIFIC KAKTHQUAQK.
Villahs Destroyed and Many People
Perish in Greece.
Athens. Greece, July 15.?An earth?
quake has occurred in the province of
Bite, the capital of which is Pyrogos.
Beveral villages were destroyed and
many people perished. The material
loss is heavy.
Where one man wants to borrow
trouble, a hundred want to get rid
of it.
DECIDE YOURSELF.
The Opportunity Is Here, Backed by
Sumter Testimony.
Don't take our word for K.
Don't depend on a stranger's state?
ment.
Read Sumter endorsement.
Read the statement of Sumter citi?
zens.
And decide for yourself.
Here is one case of it:
Mrs. Chas. Browning, 101 E. Canal
St., Sumter, S. C, mya: '1 suffered
from kidney complaint for some time.
My kidneys were disordered and the
secretions became unnatural and
when allowed to stand, deposited
sediment. I suffered from dull, nag?
ging backaches and had distressing
pains through my loins. My head
ached constantly, I could not rest
well and in the morning I felt tired
and languid. Since using Doan's Kid?
ney Pills, procured at China's drug:
store, I am free from backache and
pains in my loins, am able to rest well
and the kidney secretions are regular
in passage. The headches have
ceased and I feel better in every way.
I give Doan's Kidney Pills the credit
for the great relief I have received."*
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name?Doan's?and
take no other. _ No. 4.
Do You
Know It
Requires 4
to 6 Years
To build a Stief or Miaw piano,
from the time we place the lum?
ber in our luj^>*r yards until the
piano Is nnd?r We air-riry all
our luml>er tpd that is one rea?
son why our^ pianos are so thor?
oughly goodC T/t
The Lumber
in about two-thirds of the pianos
made is in riTfrin forests less
than twelve mouths before they
an; finished ready to sell They
are made out of kiln dried lum?
ber and this is the principal rea?
son they will not stand and are
so unsatisfactory after a few
years. Onepianom a life-time
is enough and if that piano is a
STIEFF it will.
WRITE TO-DAY
Chas. M. Stieff
Artistic Stieff, Shaw and
Stieff Self-player Pianos.
Southern Ware room
6 WE^To TRADE ST '
CHARLOTTE, - N. G.
C. H. WILMOTH.
Manager.
(Mention this paper.)
fbley's
0RIN0
Is Pleasant and EffectiT?
CURES
Constipation, Stomach and
Liver Trouble.
by stimulating these organs and
restoring their natural action.
Is best for women and chil?
dren as ORINO does not gripe
or nauseate.
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